BMW Car Feature Heaven

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[@kyototomokui6676]

“Suspect’s car is uhh, uhhh… okay hold on…”

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

BMW Cooter

[@kyototomokui6676]

@@BotulinSpikedMarzipan Oh hey Alpys

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

@@kyototomokui6676 Peepee

[@GlorpFromZorp]

"Suspects car is every BMW I guess"

[@Devious90210]

Yes I’m sure THAT car changing colour will throw off the cops

[@Hydro7348]

The turn signal feature is just outrageous😂

[@SolAirCx560]

Filled mines up with blinker fluid a few days ago before it broke 🥴

[@SpaghettiTheEddie]

just wait until we get personalization settings, such as inverted turn signals and steering 👍

[@Hydro7348]

@ bet you it’s gonna be an optional extra 😂

[@TheDreadedThirteenth]

Can confirm that audi doesn't install working indicators either

[@Eugensson]

It's part of the premium package.

[@proudvirginian]

First there was the BMW Isseta, a car built by a refrigerator company. And now there's the cyber truck, a refrigerator built by a car company.

[@el-kiote]

The urkel car

[@singularleaf3895]

It's not a refrigerator, it doesn't keep anything cold.

[@mook_butt8037]

Nah, it’s a dumpster. It even fools raccoons.

[@draketurtle4169]

@@singularleaf3895it’s a baby microwave

[@BlackAirforcesgaming]

As a BMW owner I can confirm that the Directional lights are indeed broken from factory.

[@rtfelix6477]

hah!

[@upshiftgo]

Who cares

[@DamianStrider]

Imposter! A True BMW Owner doesn't even KNOW these exist, OR he is calling them something like "Party lights for fun"!

[@BlackAirforcesgaming]

@ haha! “Party lights” 🤣🤣🤣

[@heathermillsphantomlimb9314]

@@upshiftgowhen a BMW side swipes you because you didn’t know they were turning (because they NEVER use their signal lights), I promise you’ll care.

[@Burtlomiej]

Idk if BMW indicators are feature or failure xD

[@Stefan-jb9hq]

Both at the same time

[@Dr.MSC.W.Krueger]

Never seen a BMW driver using indicators over the past 40 years. Merc driver btw.

[@Cyb3rBetrayal]

i saw a BMW use the indicator today.

[@DTrackful]

@@Dr.MSC.W.Krueger I drive a BMW myself and I ALWAYS use the indicators. But I have to admit, I see many BMW drivers who don't use the indicators.

[@giogiosepicchannel5195]

I also drive a bimmer and always use them. They're really cool when you learn them. Tbh I dont get why people have trouble with it theyre really intuitive.

[@bloeckmoep]

Remember, if you think your life is useless or your job, just think again, there is ONE guy at the BMW factory that installs blinker lights on these contraptions.

[@RandomPerson-xh3iv]

sliding door is the coolest feature ever

[@plasticboy81]

And the Car is from 1989! I remember Seeing this doorslide Feature when I was like 8 years old on the Z1 from a friend of my father. Could Not believe what I was seeing!

[@Bin0mar]

0 sefty

[@bamban_garcia5562]

That cool aspect will only last until its broken then it would lose the glamour

[@bradleywelch9290]

Coolest until it malfunctions and you lose your manhood

[@karstenseterbakken3617]

@@bamban_garcia5562 They only break if you really want it to.

[@ren3dits]

imagine being in a traffic jam and u start watching something in the screen and the car behind u joins u lmao

[@ajmulsharifi]

Both y’all just start watching Netflix😭🙏

[@izanagi2488]

@ajmulsharifi The people in the BMW were kind enough to enable subtitles.

[@PartyDiddler]

I would still rather have buttons than a touchscreen

[@authorified89]

Buy a car with buttons and no touch screen, problem solved

[@comradebraixen]

Buy a cheap base trim of most cars and you will have buttons, problem solved

[@PartyDiddler]

@@comradebraixen ur overestimating my wealth

[@zephyrthewolf3354]

Buy a cheap car then

[@PartyDiddler]

@@zephyrthewolf3354 😭

[@CielMC]

With the first design, it is said that a lot of men couldn’t find their engine on that model

[@Oascany]

This is so funny

[@l8knight635]

I'm disappointed at how this is flying over many heads🤣🤣

[@yantheyam5622]

Sometimes it takes a couple tries

[@Weltz_Media]

hard to reach the spot

[@sachinmistry1]

This car is called -gina

[@Luna-Starfrost]

I mean.. The color thing is REALLY cool, you gotta give it that.

[@justdoin_me]

It’s like something out of the movie Green Hornet

[@lydiagalantmotherf]

Cool colours and gimmicks are the only thing the ugly new BMWs have going for them

[@LovleyLemonade]

If all of these fancy features could talk, they would say: "Oh, you think that's cool? Just wait till I break." 😈

[@5Stepcloser]

"truly a cop's nightmare" *plate number : oh well?*

[@shaymin7240]

cover it :D

[@Dylicioussssssssss]

@shaymin7240 Covering it would probably make the car even easier to track down.

[@Without_Fear12]

change plates

[@Disguised589]

​@Dylicioussssssssssthey make lcd panels for plates

[@Victor-056]

Digital Lisense Plates. Some people are looking into making them be able to alter the numbers as they so wish.

[@Durrutitv]

Engineer heard the phrase clitoral hood on loveline or something and a light bulb went off

[@jididelacruz4472]

That sliding door is kinda sick tbh 😁👌

[@KRETOriginal]

The first one: "Everything reminds me of her"

[@kokosnussdestodes]

Yeah, the BMW Gina was wild

[@Weltz_Media]

it hits deep

[@DumbOrangeFrog]

Despite their bad drivers and toxic fans(kids), BMWs are cool cars

[@reapersouls9269]

Said no one but stereotypes who sag are illiterate, Hispanics with king and queen 👑 crap accessories,and people with no dad's

[@ShGamer-br6mn]

Fr. I agree that bmws are really cool, but just because of the toxic kids, I hate it when someone says bmw is the best.

[@DumbOrangeFrog]

@@ShGamer-br6mn *video of ferrari/lambo/porsche/etc* some bmw kid: "m5 cs gonna smoke that stupid car"

[@limul97]

*were

[@DumbOrangeFrog]

@@limul97 well, in general they are still cool cars, but i agree modern bmw (modern cars in general) are shit

[@YOSI_YOSEE]

i remember when i was learning to drive, a bmw had its left turn signal on. I recognized what was gonna happen next so i slowed down, then it turned right. (this is a real story no joke)

[@bocagelandscape]

Probably miswired from factory. Quality control is less on this item because they know it's never used.

[@YOSI_YOSEE]

@bocagelandscape naw, it was in the left turn lane

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

Learning to drive, a bmw. Vs learning to drive a bmw, do you see the issue

[@YOSI_YOSEE]

@toasterhavingabath6980 mb i fixed it

[@SMG74_the_engie_main]

Man, my favorite feature is that sound that starts playing when you drive off the lot, the little chime, and yellow light! (Check engine)

[@mobbs6426]

It's nice that they go through the list, but I always zone out after they mark the engine as present

[@data_abort]

Skill issue.

[@eliasujashvili7113]

Last one was just cherry on top 😂

[@Toon.Hamstreak_658]

Just wait until they hear about turn signals!! That'll blow their minds!!

[@aomiek]

The one with the self splitting hood looks absolutely illegal

[@ikopsop9647]

The bmw ix getting pulled over like: "White bmw- scratch that. Grey bmw- nvm. Black bmw- nope. Blue bmw- I GIVE UP. COLOR CHANGING BMW RUNNING."

[@falldrake50]

I don't need my car to look like a fridge to drink and drive, but it is a bonus.

[@iconmetric]

I swear they should've played bad apple on the Bmw ix lol

[@HadiGaming67.5]

Cops be like: Where's the car? I can only see Touhou characters!

[@DumbOrangeFrog]

"bad apple on ai generated images"

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

Holy shit a car that can play anime gifs, the ultimate cringe livery. I need one.

[@eawall11]

Have a seat belt handler on my 435i, 115k km in and works perfectly still 🤞🏼

[@IshtiakKhan]

Man your videos are dope 😂😂

[@just_a_sad_R-31]

"can i have a picture of the suspect car" "i got black i got white what you want"

[@CybertruckTrashcan]

So bmw just made a life sized RC car💀

[@jintermont]

Nice shade about the turn signals 😂

[@crazylolsbg]

My dad has an m3 e92 and the butter thingy failed once in so many uses, it works very well

[@zeyad1693]

We playing nfs most wanted 2012 in the IX with this one. 🗣🗣🗣

[@darkroute]

I never knew that a feature that lets people know where you are turning exists that’s some crazy tech

[@CertifiedSTooped]

Bro that paint concept gives me Transformium type shi 😭

[@Jackarooooo]

the car that can change colour, just imagine how fast an owner would throw themselves off a cliff if they got a tiny scratch on it, the repair bill would be the same as a new camry

[@wz2001]

Next is the BMW 801 radial engine. Used in the Focke Wulf A series fighter aircraft during WWII.

[@kyototomokui6676]

The WHAT Wolf?!

[@pv8685]

the color change bmw is something else... what an awesome feature. i think in the far future this is possible.

[@totallynotalazyguy737]

All fun and games until that key get into the hands of your toddler.

[@pandamilkshake]

Lmao look at how ridiculously slow the processor is for the key's screen 😂

[@smokymyguy4335]

Imagine the BMW that changes colors with tens and missing plates. The cops would never be able to catch you without pulling over several other people in the pursuit of you.

[@doomguy6688]

That color changing bmw give me need for speed most wanted 2012 vibes

[@TheYumpster]

That last quip was great.

[@atlantis8687]

imagine you get water on the remote and the BMW starts doing donuts

[@VicsYappingSpace]

The Isetta is literally my fav BMW, its so CUUUUUUUTE (2nd fav is the Z1, 3rd is a tie between the M1 and 1M)

[@NickFje]

I have never seen a BMW with the last feature equipped.

[@hush6149]

Now gimme that colour changing tech in license plate form

[@andreastw3638]

Guys in BMW didnt sense mother nature motion... dance with her...

[@tpeter4240]

It’s not often I find a video that makes me say wow that’s cool and laughing at the same time. Good work!

[@wompaper]

Despite being almost old enough to vote, The Gina keeps being pretty cool and probably one of the best concepts ever...

[@cheesywheels]

The colour change + camouflage for the number plate would be great for going through speed cameras!

[@PoetryFoxDayz]

Making you feel like you have a rock in your pocket 😂😂😂

[@ReiAyanami1712]

I have this „butler” thingy in my E92, it’s kinda cool, it will always pass you the belt if you say „Thank you BMW” after every use, if not you have to take the belt yourself

[@thahbx]

BMW isn't the only manufacturer who installed seat beat handler

[@comradebraixen]

Was it the old camry that has it?

[@kittenkommentries5796]

I dunno if it counts as a “seat belt handler” but those automatic seatbelt things from the old 240SX’s come to mind.

[@thahbx]

From German cars first one was definitely Mercedes C126

[@cybermonk-i]

yup a bunch of Mercedes coupe models had those.

[@Nahimgood289]

Beat? Like a sitting HJ beat?

[@kiefervandenberg]

You forgot the water cooled technology, having to refill its water tank every third time you fill the car with fuel

[@Outdoorballisticsyt]

The first cars secret feature is not so secret that being the guy who made it has never taken a sober breath in his life nor has he stopped shooting up his arms since the womb

[@shadeshiest22]

My seatbelt arm never broke

[@Anyatekk]

OH SO THAT'S THE THING THAT WAS BLINKING GREEN ON MY DASHBOARD thank you blady

[@Andrew-h8j2v]

Very interesting to see BMW changing colors and more 😲

[@seeking9145]

_"Designed by a refridgerator company"_ 😂😂😂

[@ProjectWarbird420]

“Suspect’s car is white, no black, no white, no… y’know what, fuck this, call off the chase”

[@jivebeartv]

One of this big body whips we'll soon be in my garage

[@lecat90]

Hell naw they got the damn cyberpunk 2077 rayfeild Cristalcoat technology on that bmw

[@Jeridiculous]

I like to imagine how these COOL FEATURES would function anywhere that experiences winter

[@kacidy]

Okay the last one is funny but also frustrating because I have the total opposite problem with my turn signal. My E39 turn signal switch contacts are corroded and in damp weather it shorts, making the turn signal ALWAYS ON LMAO

[@TygonBC]

Most European drivers find the indicators to be the quirkiest feature. Most of them aren't aware that they exist.

[@Bobofatcat]

I used to havea car with a tv in the back that played DVDs, i really wish i had one again

[@wheeljoker]

I always thought the directional was optional. It all makes sense now

[@TheGermanTitan]

Let me think a second to get the quote right. “YOU FOOL, GERMAN SIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!”

[@technicallgamerr]

"encouraging you to drink and drive" was wild 💀💀

[@EclipsaMyrtenaster]

I knew you were gonna include the turn signal LMAO that shit is always so funny to me

[@macdaniel6029]

BMWs with blinkers? That's unheard of.

[@triggerhappydoge6325]

"They're driving away in a gree.. wait, blue.. no wait, Red SUV"

[@Unbeknownst-to-all-]

My Mercedes has a seatbelt butler like that, still works flawlessly after 21 years (knock on wood)

[@hairsonabobbin]

That last feature must be new, because my 2005 BMW doesn't have it.

[@_Nobody_Special]

The other day I witnessed a BMW using its indicator lights. My entire view of reality was challenged that very second. I am still recovering.

[@nippon19]

fun fact : you could legally drive with Z1 doors opened

[@schectermeister]

Where I live, that lever that they showed at the end apparently doesn't come with most cars here. 😂

[@Side_Quest12]

Literally Cyberpunk CrystalCoat, Really cool

[@amerhamad-zp6ge]

That door windshield is awesome.

[@mannaioman]

Is this BMW don't blink a thing in the USA too? 😂I thought it's a German meme. BMW's come also with a factory-installed priority lane.

[@gaving4188]

"It works twice and then breaks" the BMW mission statement.

[@BMW_Boy1]

The indicator failure was a common failure on the older models, they fixed it a while ago but some bmw owners who has experienced the failure dont always use their indicators due to the fact that they still think that they are faulty.

[@CODADAMAN]

My dad owns a i7 and my mom owns a cyber truck I love both of them

[@JACOBBROWN-w6z]

Last feature should be equipped on every bmw

[@Mythric2024]

I love mentioning the turn signal, they should make it so as soon as you turn the signal turns on

[@cornerconversation]

My dad had a bmw with a butler but it was because the seatbelt was like 1 foot behind the seat and would have been very impractical otherwise

[@Changingtesting]

The last option tends to break after a driver mod is installed and tuned into the car

[@goober-g8z]

Ok but let’s be honest that first door is super cool

[@KER0S3NE_MUSIC]

i saw the colour changing IX at BMW world when it was being delivered. If i remember well it was in october of 2023

[@Recordspin]

The turn signals of a 20 year old BMW are still brand new

[@nagornov98]

Sliding door - Cadillac Seatbelts giving - Mercedes w124 coupe

[@philaplap3293]

No joke some of those are sick

[@eadigi3057]

BTW... My Great Grandfather Who had neck Issues got a BMW Isseta. We still have that with us...

[@nicolae-alexandruluca7853]

A cops nightmare? 😂 License plate: am I a joke to you?

[@ẞLe55]

Truely a cops worst nighmare🤣. I needed to be happy in my life. When those sad moments strikes.

[@GreySun-]

First bmw got that cussy

[@matthewheathcock]

Future car makers…When you make a good product you can do whatever your dreams desires

[@sonicszuetomyt5448]

No way BMWussi in the first clip Who tf *came* up with that

[@ChmoniaThePro447]

BMW Isetta This is the car that saved the company from bankruptcy.