Bo Burnham- Hell Of A Ride (Lyrics)

[@alienhivemind7121]

I know bo is a genius, but what if there is someone who can listen to one of his songs and get ALL of the jokes the first time. (head explodes)

[@Gallbargaller]

Me

[@fatinaina8226]

Just hum if you're too dumb to find it

[@skankhunt33]

i like bo because im not entirely sure i get his jokes all the time, but i always have an idea and find it funny anyways

[@Rendeer_______]

honestly i understand pretty much all his jokes

[@weewooweewo]

Yeah me

[@idokatz6808]

I once thought my English is very good, but then I found Bo and... well... I'm learning a shit ton of new words now.

[@mirandamortandela]

me too!

[@AdityaPatel-yx2dk]

same here....

[@Z3MBlE]

same xD

[@Mariana-xk3bp]

yeah

[@georgus1187]

ido katz thought you were good at English so you spell tonne wrong

[@amyr3748]

"we had a hell of a ride...but I fell off" I spat out my water.

[@laylover7621]

Thats not what he said but okay

[@trzpyrop-ii7jm]

I still remember sitting in my English class freshman year jamming this instead of writing my papers. Now here I am, a senior in high school jamming this instead of doing my art. Still know the entire thing perfectly.

[@navysavy1684]

@@urielc34 they’re prolly in college now :0

[@floga10]

Same dude I know every word I used to listen to this, and honestly any Bo song, on repeat freshman year of HS in 2015 I think we’re the same year lol

[@AUZlE]

The chorus sounds like a sit com theme song.

[@huh-ww8rb]

Austin Shepard what if this is the song that comes before highway to hell

[@quill_7834]

Nobody told me life was gonna be this wayyy

[@allykayyy2683]

I think that's what he was going for. . Sitcom specifically, maybe not. but campy as hell.... yes

[@RandomGuy-uk4ly]

I want this to be played during my funeral

[@lukerichardson5618]

me too

[@willowcorleone3174]

I want Eff to be played at mine

[@oddnoodles576]

BAHAH YES

[@182dayz]

I want “nerds” to be played. It’s catchy.

[@evanmontague9456]

Why is that actually clever to put in a funeral and why do I like it? Shoot man well same

[@SeanJonesYT]

This song must have been so fucking hard to write...

[@thesarcasticshu4409]

Sean Jones it's easier if you ignore spelling

[@TheNateness123]

That moment when you finally manage to sing all the lyrics without a single mistake in time with Bo. Simply one of my favorite artists by far.

[@hughjass2075]

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. MOST under appreciated bo song

[@Shizzy5321]

I think channel 5 news is

[@femboysaucedealer2556]

Agreed

[@ohitsrusher842]

@@femboysaucedealer2556 Can I get some sauce?

[@Crazygamergal]

@@ohitsrusher842 I don’t think your getting your sauce bro😔

[@ilyem999]

I want there to be a musical about Bo Burnham somebody get to work on this please

[@panicatthegrocerystore5478]

YES PLEASE

[@KaskDaxxe]

+The Soft Glow of Brightly Burning Hope I think hes writing one

[@Shubi2025]

YES. NOW.

[@GamingXMovies]

+The Soft Glow of Brightly Burning Hope I mean I had started but I've slowed progress. I have the summary and characters done and am about a fourth of the way through the script

[@orcajesus6621]

He would be the only actor

[@raydenkreps2014]

"Jesus...I need a rhyme for Jesus. *box of cheese-its hits face*" -bo Burnham on vine

[@jusa297]

I like tge faact that he says "hum if you are too dumb..." and the chorus procceds to hum xD

[@tisineverfear1490]

That was the point

[@jusa297]

TIS I Sir Kole The 1st I know, i just liked that part.

[@landonnot-swafford5474]

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°)

[@aayanommaishi]

“Too smart to be dismissed, hey - Missed heartbeat fist to fist - Kids can’t cut it but they try a wrist, shit.” Well Bo 💀🤚🏻 god damn CHILL HOLD ON A SECOND

[@RottingZombe]

Respect for my high school chorus teacher making us do this for our last consert of the year

[@FinnLeFish]

Common choir teacher W

[@quietlycryingostrich]

2:28 Every time I hear that lyric I just imagine Jesus sneezing out a cheezit and Bo looking all disgusted

[@weewooweewo]

Lovely

[@sailorrinharu3807]

The music reminds me of some sort of a Mario Cart course.

[@ElizabethSmith-zt6rv]

pay your f*cking taxes

[@pollpun9217]

Awesome! Wow! (Hamilton reference)

[@thomashamilton3562]

I'd pay for that to happen TBH

[@crstph]

Obsessed with this chorus

[@jonathanburton7971]

weird al meets slim shaddy.

[@rachellestringer]

Yessss

[@DJDilopho]

+Jonathan Burton *shady*

[@coreyhill1350]

Feminine eminem meets the slim shady lady

[@anniwang8525]

But nice cuz he texted Haiti

[@itsrykertho7279]

90 lady cops on the road, and he's arrested for doing 80 xD

[@Addison2434]

Its definently hard to make a lyric video of some of Bo's songs haha, anyways very nice job. Words are quite accurate and video flows smoothly. Kudos.

[@cw19]

I wish he'd perform this live more often.

[@Psiotax]

This song is sad considering Bo is done with performing. We did have a hell of a ride.

[@bethanystott2481]

Wait what

[@schloob]

+Jennifer Sanders Bo is done performing. He isn't doing shows anymore.

[@bethanystott2481]

+( つ^・ω・^)つ ever?!

[@schloob]

+Jennifer Sanders Yup. I'm pretty sure he's gonna do other things in his career so it won't be the last you'll see him.

[@bethanystott2481]

+( つ^・ω・^)つ Bless him, as long as he's happy with his decision, I am too.

[@sageeden7274]

this sounds like ending credits after a mind-blowingly amazing movie

[@emilyhertel4740]

This whole time I thought the chorus went my mother fucking lied instead of I motherfucking lied

[@ccb36]

lol That would be different then

[@geekgamer5266]

Douglas Hertel your profile picture works perfect for you comment

[@ncusa1753]

If they ever make a Bo Burnham documentary, this needs to be apart of it.

[@RealShrigmaMale]

The chorus is so catchy tho.

[@RS-il5mf]

How have I never fucking heard this till now?! I suck as a fan.

[@MoKIGN]

Well in your defense its not that old

[@Battlefieldbrony]

in your defense it was a bonus track on the What album

[@jark50]

IKR

[@HappinessIsAGift]

How was it made in 2014 if this video was uploaded in 2013 XD lmfao what

[@Robot404_]

There is a switch somewhere, that instead of making you suck as a fan it makes you blow.

[@alyssa-lt9kh]

3:42 THAT NOTE IS MY SEXUALITY

[@lindadowler718]

"kids can't cut it so they try the wrist" *oh my fucking god no*

[@Sam-bb9dd]

*bo does this on americas got talent*

[@rykaro69]

He's such a good vocalist in this song! (And rapper)

[@foadrightnow5725]

Bo Burnham is one of THE most brilliant lyricists that has ever lived! And probably the youngest, as well! To put out so much incredible work at such a young age is mind blowing!

[@mattegrey2609]

I mean yes he's incredibly clever but the thing that astonishes me is that he can rhyme that with that and it with it multiple times

[@aydenthogode8338]

Do his lyrics actually... Make sense?

[@brooklea98]

+TheGamingSeal 17 It can take several listens before you get them :-) That's the thing I like about these songs of his, you can listen multiple times and notice a new play on words every time.

[@lapraslasagna589]

The meaning's there, but as a rule of thumb, just hum if you're too dumb to find it.

[@Sam-bb9dd]

+Sparkoflight Actually the window in indonisia amnesia pleased to meet ya part seemed kinda desperate for rhymes. It didnt really fit together.

[@thatonedude1598]

They do. But does it matter?

[@B3autySparks]

yes they do and I love it so much that’s why he’s so great 🥺🥺🥺

[@koomnies]

WE REALLY DID HAVE A HELL OF A RIDE...

[@Everettalla]

This song slaps my ass like the drum

[@stargirl_1i]

😭😭

[@ian_okay]

1:42 When you tell your teacher you did the homework and she asks for it

[@Dangshnizzle]

Nice job being the first to get the newest lyrics up:D So much better after he finalized it in the studio. Thank you

[@jordansweeney6840]

Thanks so much!

[@the.autumnal_reaper]

this is just one of those songs you wanna show your parents but cant bc they wont let you listen to bo anymore if you do

[@little_arts._]

So sad this got taken off of Spotify

[@s1llyz4i]

Wha- its still on my playlist

[@uncommondragon8309]

1:28 leaving this here for me ^^

[@bread343]

pov: your here bc they took it off spotify

[@Anno_AD]

"I mother fucking lied" I'm pretty Oedi-pissed at you for that

[@Itsant33]

He is a tragic genius.

[@DownWithLogic]

yesssss, best song ever after intentionally pissing people off

[@lydiagrow9520]

Ah. What a beautifully poetic song! *sighs*

[@bobblehead7002]

This song is flippin' brilliant!

[@kaylaburney3789]

+Bobble Head Bret McKenzie, is that you?

[@cas8419]

Idk why but I love this soo much, can't stop listening to it

[@asterierrantry]

i accidentally played this at work one time over the speakers. i caught it 13 seconds in 😂

[@Crew5150Layton]

Great job editing and taking the time out to do this! I see a bright future in stuff like this for you! :)

[@skelebells]

'just hum if you're too dumb to find it' i feel personally attacked bo

[@samanthastokes794]

at 4:15 it says "Bo you are hot as fuck please marry me" lmao

[@Lamplites]

I love to picture Bo talking into the microphone in the beginning psyching himself out.

[@diaxownika691]

The chorus is fucking beautiful

[@FMABoy1993]

"Watch "Watch." on Netflix" You should really proofread before these uploading, but still, thanks for making a lyric video of this song. :)

[@jordansweeney6840]

I proofread these for a very long time before uploading but some things slip my eye I guess. Sorry

[@SygeNizzleOrnligNajs]

hahaha proofread your own comments, it's called "what."

[@IIdemonII]

Andrew Turturro Am I missing the irony? He was quoting the misspelling in the video.

[@___-ls9ly]

IIdemonII the irony is that he was insulting the uploader for not proofreading the about section and making a mistake. But then in the same comment he made a mistake as well.

[@IIdemonII]

[___ ] you really aren't following me here, he was quoting the mistake. It's in quotes.

[@staticremedy2178]

this is a fucking bop

[@ssalamander2134]

good song to play at his funeral

[@SweetAsSugarr]

Let’s just take a moment to realise how much time this must have taken.

[@alyssa-lt9kh]

THIS SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR A WEEK

[@TheSoulCollector13]

This is one of those Bo songs that just randomly pop into your hesd.

[@milkyway9742]

i want this to play at my wedding

[@Kanna_Kizuchi]

If i had a time machine, i'd go back to 7 year old me and sing this to him

[@mftony4168]

anyone else try to rap the lyrics?

[@willowcorleone3174]

I can do it

[@itsrykertho7279]

Willow Corleone i thought I was the only one. xD

[@willowcorleone3174]

So did I until I saw this, Zoe XD

[@itsrykertho7279]

Willow Corleone LOL

[@Z3MBlE]

The KZbin Professor I tried ;-; but its nowhere good as his xD I sounded like a choking pterodactyl

[@ItzYuki1i]

Bro he’s gonna be so happy when he’s 30

[@insertuserhere8837]

1:32 you’re welcome

[@yoissy]

0:38 begin the sick rap

[@akaXD1]

his vocaaaalllllllllssssssssssssss. yassss bo!!

[@duncansmowhawk7975]

Everyone else six years ago:I love this song! Me now:I still love this song

[@elsiefothergill9233]

I only got through two seconds out of the verse and I already love it.

[@lilbigcat9881]

I woke up to this and loved it

[@lilbigcat9881]

Been listening to this since it came out

[@genericnamejpg9752]

"Crank that funky shit to eleven" *stranger things theme plays"

[@yaboibutsad6632]

Every single line of this song is either a pun, joke, or genius.

[@swaggybobaddy6248]

lyrics- Photosynthetical, I want 'em botanical And I'm kind of theoretical (What) Quantum mechanical (What) Alphabetical, a word puritanical Not a hypothetical I rule tyrannical Tyrannical-saurus-rex Fuck the system Solar plexus A lone star Texas, yeah Too smart to be sexist, hey Slow it down; the shit's too quick Fuck it. Stick with it The kid is too sick to quit Haters, suck my dick Handle the candle, lick the wick No, stop. You're better than that C'mon, "mail" definition, there's a letter in that Spell "male" then repeat the second letter in that A.A. If you got a girl, don't let her in that I said I've got a green light, Jay Gatsby You know leaking's just for maxi So leak my tracks, they're tax-free And that's the way it should be if you ask me Take this music Choose it, use it, fuse it Abuse it, lose it If some of you like it, sweet But if it's just me, then B, let's ride the beat Fuck it, get a bucket My stomach is gonna upchuck Texas ranger, no walker, get up, Chuck Pixar's dicks are slick 'cause they fucked up What a fucked up stuck up suck up Say this shit is crap, scoff Write me off as some white kid tryin' to rap Because I'm willing to quit Just kidding, the kid'll keep killing this shit oh We've had a hell of a ride But you thought we were riding to heaven, well I motherfucking lied So crank that funky shit to eleven We've had a hell of a ride But you thought we were riding to heaven, well I motherfucking lied So crank that funky shit to eleven Lyrical acrobat Listen, empirical mathematician, the miracle aftermath Is it part due to the fact the rap's elastic addict act is missin' Too smart to be dismissed, hey Miss Heart meet Mr. Fist Kids can't cut it so they try a wrist, shit You got nothin' on me, I'm a nihilist Come on, Bo, flow Blow like the wind go Flow like the wind blow Blowin' out the window Amnesty, amnesia, I remember a window in Indonesia Pleased to meet ya I don't believe in Jesus Jesus please don't sneeze your Cheez-Its Please it's just what I believe It's not Jesus. It's Cheez-Its, right? Not like the Jeremiah Wright guy Rhyme too tight, and it's makin' you fight My skin Lite Brite Like at night what you write by Lord of the Rings, man, I'm the Tolkien white guy Too dense, gotta rewind it Hate my brain, but too sane to mind it The meaning's there, but as a rule of thumb Just hum if you're too dumb to find it We've had a hell of a ride But you thought we were riding to heaven, well I motherfucking lied So crank that funky shit to eleven We've had a hell of a ride But you thought we were riding to heaven, well I motherfucking lied So crank that funky shit to eleven We had a hell of a ride But I thought we were riding to heaven, heaven You motherfucking lied So crank that funky shit to eleven We had a hell of a ride But I thought we were riding to heaven, heaven You motherfucking lied So crank that funky shit to eleven You think I'm joking? (we had a hell of a ride) Well then you don't know me (but I thought) You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all (thought we were riding to heaven) You think I'm joking? (well you lied) Well then you don't know me (I'm a lie, I'm a lie) You don't, you don't, you don't know me at all (I'm alive, I'm alive)

[@SassyDrone]

Im only here because it was deleted off of spotify

[@nixpixl442]

Same💔

[@raeee4155]

same:(

[@aireonaliz930]

Fr I was so mad. I’ve been listening to this one repeat for two months and they removed it :(

[@Leah013]

If this doesn’t play at my funeral I’m not dying

[@Smannawarp]

Anyone else think he sounds kind of like Weird Al?

[@user-gm8ul9ky6t]

he took this song off spotify so now in order to listen to it i have to come over to youtube 😭

[@thefluffyoctopus5543]

That moment when you've played the chorus more than the rest of the song.

[@Nick-is3ur]

Yea. That's me XD

[@fairypotater7476]

I just finished The Great Gatsby and the Jay Gatsby line just shot me oof-

[@prsly.h6739]

0:38 Wow.. FAST RAPS👌

[@hammyboiskitsandremakes4268]

''B'' Me: B IS FOR BLOW

[@silverfang772]

Purify it's an old markiplier reference, although it's not like bo's songs are any cleaner than that.

[@hammyboiskitsandremakes4268]

Yep yep. Who even are you Purify?

[@aspen707]

PRESS B TO BLOW

[@Hinged_Bread]

Hey welcome back! Hows life been?

[@Shaemmeh]

Literally play this at my funeral

[@PattPlays]

Conintues Various Jamming. never forget

[@redacted791]

Perfect song to speed clean to.

[@blizzardrush4983]

love the great Gatsby reference

[@devonperera4623]

This song is amazing

[@xqwizzie]

The flow of Aesop Rock and the comedy of Weird Al, and the wordplay of both.

[@wayne0075]

u know i remember litstening to this guy a couple years ago. i never understood his lyrics. now that im older they make alot more sense.

[@laylover7621]

My fav song of his. So groovy i just cant.

[@papermind4010]

thanks man, love this song

[@sophieblackberry8594]

This an Eff are his best songs from what. Too bad he didn't perform either live.

[@ApeRocks2]

this guy is a champ to somehow keep up with this song

[@babagrillmacey8935]

I listen to this religiously

[@joe_ashman]

Changing the speed on this is absolutely fantastic. Sound SO HIGH at 0.5

[@abominablesnowpanda5053]

i think it's "scoff" instead of stop but thats ok

[@todorokisipstea3904]

Abominable Snow Panda Yeah it is if you check google.

[@Cheetagirl_1985]

Why the f does this fit so perfectly with helluva boss

[@brillistar]

I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite Hungry, hungry hypocrite

[@freddiefreaker6924]

IM A HYYYYYYYPOCITE

[@thevioletskull8158]

1:35 for the meme part

[@t3girls317]

Can we talk about when you speed it up its the worlds best rap ever?

[@PsychoticPillowCase]

I love how this has a blues sound to it.