Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet (Lyrics)

[@lauraashleyarmson-iw3im]

"Has a song ever gave u 2020 trauma?" Yes.

[@Sodakat_pop]

Lmao real

[@LeviRalston]

Yes

[@katherinehahn478]

2020 trauma is a new phrase for me 😂 I’m loving it 😂

[@liz-e5b]

same girl

[@starberrymothh]

This song always makes me cry for some reason, it's dark yet relaxing at the same time

[@minseonpark2693]

How?

[@TheAceCorporation]

I love how he switched from the wholesome parts of the internet to the dark corners. "Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine year old who died!" See?

[@STAY_J1407B]

It really does represent the internet, though

[@justviolet_gt]

For real!

[@Liz_marshmallow_and_Raven]

“Here’s a healthy breakfast option! You should kill your mom!” Well that got dark quickly.

[@scoobydoo-xk5zb]

"here's why women never fuck you"

[@a_normal_fox]

"see a man get beheaded":am I a joke to you

[@Foxgaming14_]

heres a tip for straining pasta heres a nine year old that died

[@Imaweirdoandzestyofficial]

@@Foxgaming14_ the way I read that when it just said it on teh video💀🙌👏

[@taylorholgate6669]

LMAOOO

[@bongomania9547]

"Apathys a tragedy and boredom is a crime" is one hell of a quote

[@loreleibenson1483]

He uses that in another one of his songs too called goodbye

[@river-of-noodles]

I didn’t know this is where the “can I interest you in everything all of the time, a little bit of everything all of the time” came from. Pleasant surprise

[@sammybutler3027]

Probably just thought of what the internet was and wrote it bc that’s exactly what it is

[@MidnightDreamTides]

True! or the lagged laugh trend-

[@Gojosleftballsack]

Also the glitchy laugh

[@randominfected1924]

The first part I heard from this was the laugh

[@Miamorcassie]

I just knew it was Bo Burnham

[@aswd1979]

The best thing about the internet is that everybody can use it. The worst thing about the internet is that everybody can use it.

[@baryonyx6054]

THIS NEEDS TO BE EVERY SOCIAL MEDIAS GLOBAL ANTHEM

[@UNOPYERbackup]

FR

[@LuccaTheMagnificent]

Especially Twitter (I ain't calling it X)

[@gachatana9656]

​@@LuccaTheMagnificent Leave your x's in the past and continue tweeting 😂

[@usernotfound037]

@@gachatana9656lol imagine saying I’m Xing with my gf

[@VelvettesCvntologyDegree]

​@@usernotfound037 Imagine saying twittering I'm jk

[@queonda5128]

Everything that this song says is JUST REAL FACTS EVERYTHING IT HAS A POINT

[@loganfields8826]

It said kill your mom you sure

[@BlankPfpDood]

It made me literally cry and laugh at the same time

[@Daydreamer_lovesdaydreaming]

Yea 👍

[@rosalieroberts8153]

Yea😂 be happy be horny be bursting with rage

[@Blahblahblah35]

It’s all of it I had to take a Xanax. I’m so freaked out I can’t stop listening I love it! And he’s actually got a very nice voice. I love that he’s using it for good.

[@apolloathena]

Why does this song relax me? Why am I calm and happier now?

[@Skylar_Ethicc]

Probably cuz it's funny also the bouncy instrumental

[@3xta8y-jj]

Cuz some random guy sent you a pic of of his coc-

[@adventurewithgracie5106]

YESSSS

[@Neo_Ramen]

@@3xta8y-jj ayo- ?

[@boredperson1185]

Because you get little bit of everything all of the time

[@Mr_UnknownOriginal]

My man explained the world in 4 minutes and 42 seconds Edit: Holy moly 2k likes 💀 Edit: holy smokes can i have this much subscribers 3k likes 🗿🗿🗿

[@TheCrispyCritter7]

Fr 😭

[@Mr_UnknownOriginal]

@@TheCrispyCritter7 fr fr 🥺

[@Weirdgirl69wallysimp]

Fr

[@Mr_UnknownOriginal]

@@Weirdgirl69wallysimp mhm

[@JayPierce_Official]

"Coloured picture of all Harry potter character rucking each other😭😂

[@Wasabi-zq8mv]

" Mommy let you use her Ipad, you were barely 2 " that sends shivers of memories down my spine.... Almost regret

[@love_notxoxo]

Same😂😂

[@Athenabree]

I was just listening to that line,when I saw this

[@MoonlarkSpirits]

My mom gave me an iPad when I was 13 (nearing 14)

[@TheLowlyApprentice]

she shared hers with me when i was six lol

[@eduardofernandez3912]

My niece

[@Canine_Fossils]

Bro described everyone's phone addiction in 4 mins and we're all vibing, me included

[@hiiwiakd]

It feels like a crime watching this😭 but the beat so good ong

[@Sinner1660]

I've not come across this song before... This needs to be Humanity's national anthem 😅🥃 Edit: 1 year later- 4k likes? Thank you all for an unexpected amount of people agreeing that were all part of a wonderfully messy, ridiculous but amazing species. For better or for worse. 😊

[@Meme-se6lf]

Yes

[@Charlie_Bee_Beloved]

Yes it does! 😂

[@Sinner1660]

Okay I'll see to it. The UKs government is reaching levels of corrupt nonsense that might allow room for an NPC like me to slip in a recommendation 😂

[@Aperson11028]

It is

[@mystiisstupidlol]

FRRRR

[@Katecatalpha]

Have you ever walked your lemon on a Thursday morning at night in the middle of a hot snowstorm only to realize you left your pet fence in the dishwasher?

[@ALLIAMISANINCONVENIENCE]

literally happens to me every thursday i thought this was normal??

[@LeilaMorales-p3q]

Real

[@Vishi_o_o]

And I thought I was she only one

[@lilacWilhelm]

Yes

[@Countryhumans-tuber]

Bro I think I left my triangle in the toilet too 😨

[@Twin_Snake_Lover6]

Burnham really went from Cheery to sweet and inspirational to straight up phycopath-

[@gh0st1e_b00]

thats me on a normal day

[@TheCurlyCoder]

Nothing sus about that, in my opinion. ^^

[@gh0st1e_b00]

@@TheCurlyCoder Ty ty

[@DuolingoBird-tj2bd]

I love it when he just starts getting so literal

[@nellychristian5513]

wow dou are you still mad at me its been a year now

[@sheersternfeld1914]

Duo, I just want to let you know that you're not the only one who can blackmail. Let go of my family, and I might not tell anyone about what happened with Hooty.

[@Imgonnatouch2024]

​@sheersternfeld1914 REALL!!

[@PreCureFan1]

It's all fun and games until you realize you can actually search all these things he's talking about...

[@crow700816]

even how to build a bomb??

[@PreCureFan1]

@@crow700816 yep

[@strawberrycat-618]

@@PreCureFan1AND ABOUT A GUY’S COCK?! WTF

[@lisaistryingtolive]

​@@crow700816 yes.

[@EmmaStewart-eg7dz]

Like a nuclear one😄

[@julieleft-op9ln]

the laugh at 3:50- bro was HAVING his villain arc

[@EmmaStewart-eg7dz]

Omg fr I was thinking that😭😭

[@adelinagabriela1271]

I found the MEME! I found it :)

[@LunarMoon317]

Fr! It was so wholesome a few seconds before that villain arc laugh

[@lilgacha113]

I was waiting for the glitched laugh at the end lol 😂😂😂

[@IMAOHW_3080]

Bro became a disney vilain at 3:53

[@f.florieee]

For real

[@SpookeeSakura]

Real asf

[@NahiHE-k6o]

"Here a 9 year old child who died' 💀

[@nellychristian5513]

shivers down my spine

[@s0ur.gummy.wxrmzz]

LITERALLY, THATS THE CHILD ITS DEAD 💀💀

[@Jordans_chanel]

But I'm nine

[@Phoebe_drawz]

wait it’s the therian that got shot my her grandpa I think-

[@emullett3965]

​@@Phoebe_drawzI don't think she was a therian I think it was just a rumor

[@GL0BALLY_TR3ND1NG]

Am I the only one who can sing this with no mistakes or what 😭

[@GL0BALLY_TR3ND1NG]

My lungs hurt

[@i1i1]

Nah same bro

[@aidadotson6881]

I take that as a challenge

[@Alex-gayass]

REAL

[@Dullpaperface]

I CAN DO IT

[@OtterPxp]

I personally think this is one of the most chaotic songs out there and I'm all for it

[@TotallyNotSuds_13]

0:59 the best line in the song

[@hadiazahra4120]

Fr

[@emmanuelangah-gui6008]

Wtf

[@Erincutioner]

💀💀💀

[@Imustacheyouaquestionmhm]

Wtf-

[@maxie2518]

omg ikr (i actually came across that on the internet once)

[@BaylaWayla]

am i the only one who loves the way he says "take this quirky quiz"?

[@Hi2Hey-gw5]

Yeah, it looks like the way an advert would say it.

[@erasedoggO316]

Catchy Too catchy ... GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

[@LunarMoon317]

This is never getting out of my head tho fr

[@erasedoggO316]

@@LunarMoon317 5 months and i still remember his voice :[

[@Lozzabeth]

I love this song... _i know have to devote all of my time to learn all of the lyrics so i can sing them perfectly_

[@Girl_malak]

Me too

[@DahliaRiddleMalfoy]

Please no.. the start of this song is cursed 💀

[@Idgaf_xoxo]

Worth the duolingo ad 👍🏼

[@Idgaf_xoxo]

@{*craftypup*} yes

[@VictorinoCabog]

​@@Idgaf_xoxo yea same

[@futility87]

Naaaa he went through a whole villan arc

[@Why24244]

Well this song is now stuck in my head so so catchy

[@randominfected1924]

I remember the first time I found this song I was looking for "Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime" and became obsessed. I later on found out this was the wrong song and the actual song was Goodbye lmao

[@4337shr]

POV your teacher asks you to qrite an essay about humanity:

[@Urfavouritegremlin]

Fr😂

[@Hellomynameisnoob]

Ftt

[@GravityDontMeanTooMuchTooMe]

Copy these lyrics and DONE hahahahhahhahhahhahahahaa

[@AceS.-vw4nn]

I intend to make this a reality. As soon as the next year starts….

[@StolasHelluva777]

Fr

[@Adabaham]

As someone who got tablet (and with it access to internet) at 9, i see this as an absolute win.

[@MoonlarkSpirits]

9?! Dayum I got mine at age 13, almost 14

[@cases_143]

​@@MoonlarkSpirits I got mine when I was 7)

[@Glitchround]

“AAND a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different charecters in Harry Potter ___kING EACHOTHEr-“ THAT PART GOT ME

[@CorneliaKiersey]

It's true tho......

[@trashplan3t]

Listening to this with my eyes closed, not doing anything else except listening.This song makes my brain fizzy. (in a good way)

[@hyeull]

i love bo burnham's music, his music is so good, he's way too underrated, he could be just as famous as some other artists but i don't know why people don't like popularizing underrated artists

[@kittensgaming31]

I love ur pfp

[@OwlhouseOwlhouse]

This song feels like the anthem that would be used to describe humanity right now

[@gwentasha]

At 3:54 who else expected the glitch that tiktok has put into our heads

[@sodacanimations]

i cant unhear it and its annoying

[@kirarapz]

RIGHT LMFAOOO

[@justxnotlea5672]

"It was always the plan, to put the world in your hand" Hits hard💀

[@Random_Cable69]

3:50 that laugh tho...

[@mariameyer9872]

I know that laugh is scary.

[@ajgonzalezg220]

THESE LYRICS ARE KILLING ME XD

[@jaxonsterling9874]

"would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur" best line in a song ive ever heard😂

[@maelba9056]

Am I weird for thinking that this song actually still slays?

[@Persongoesby_Ava]

Not at all

[@infinitethings2413]

yes

[@LolaBeech]

Everytime somone goes on the internet this should start playing

[@Hi2Hey-gw5]

And then they'll get out 😂

[@Randomedits34]

I may have Adhd and with how fast this song is, it almost explains how i feel at times

[@someone-uo8uz]

this has to be earth's national anthem!

[@Io-ok7tx]

This is what i will show to my child when i'll give him his first Phone.

[@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s]

Give your child an iPad when it’s barely two

[@PoggersFloppa]

@@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s man i dont even have a phone or iPad, all I got is this computer to go on the internet with, and xbox but xbox is worse at strolling the internet.

[@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s]

@@PoggersFloppa it’s a reference to the song.

[@Okee.Yo5k.o]

@@s-t-a-r-r-y_n-i-g-h-t-s Lmao

[@jastintheceooffinanasapost6204]

There's lot of weird stories that can be found in a lifetime without internet now, when you have like 8 billion humans and a good bunch of them connected together, limits above lifetimes

[@Leea250]

0:59 .... Even me as a potterhead ... It was something else...

[@Blit-un2nu]

Fr 💀

[@atlantishq]

That's so real, it was concerning

[@We.need.season2]

Jax wrote the lyrics, Caine sang it and pomni is listening in horror

[@Filsan.a.ibrahim]

real lmao

[@zulkiflikhalib]

3:54 hahahahahahahhahaha- AH HA- what

[@avacado221]

Ikr 💀

[@MellowYellow2347]

Ikr that sent me 😅

[@jester187]

i know this song so well i sing all the words when listening to it i can't stop my self

[@Angel67559]

The way it slowly gets more insane

[@ruby.nels..]

Did I memorize this? Yes. Why? I have no clue. How long did I spend listening to this? Don’t worry about it. Will I keep singing it? Yes.

[@Paegan-g7w]

Real

[@taylorholgate6669]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ITS THE "COLOR PENCIL DRAWINGS OF HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS FUCKING EACH OTHER" THAT GOT ME LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Totallynot_genderfluid]

This should be the music in the background when you enter Google lmao-

[@ThePercyJackson-Girl-Cabin3]

FRRR

[@BaileyClark-pm5um]

This is the wildest song... EVER

[@daniballard27]

ngl this song is so accurate when explaining the internet

[@queenbee202rose6]

This song is definitely very catchy ❤❤❤❤❤

[@diesalowens7964]

Should definitely be the first song the aliens hear

[@NotAlone-Shr1mp0]

Agreed

[@Paegan-g7w]

100%, it just sums up humanity so 'nicely'

[@Asking_Skyee]

I can sing whole song from the beginning 😔 It also explains the internet/world in 4:42 minutes

[@Red-uno-reverse-card]

Same

[@Kittys_coatedinsugarlol112]

This song spikes my anxiety and then relaxes me- 💀

[@kaylethdawson]

The Harry Poter one got me

[@WillowVA-d8j]

Is it weird that I kind of love this song because of how true it is..? Btw, sorry or the 2 YEAR LATE COMMENT OMG- 0-0

[@CaliDuck-js7of]

i just found this song and was playing it on a speaker in my room while my brother was playing with cars(hes 8 im 16) i was fine then one minute came along my mouth fell open i couldnt believe what i was hearing my brother(bless his soul) asked me what was wrong i just told him i saw a really big bug and put off the song. i am grounded

[@Karmaka1]

0:58 is the part I keep raging at, because I want to sing the song fully. ESPECIALLY THIS FUCKING PART (ya there is a joke lol)

[@liad7204]

3:56 *villian arc enters the chat*

[@adventurewithgracie5106]

I screamed every bit of this song out at my house and my school bus everyone looked at me and stopped talking and was like wtf was that shes weird so now i get the space i deserved and needed

[@K8_4life]

Dang!

[@darktesla7854]

Diagnosis: Stage 420 terminal autism

[@MiamiTrixx-Official]

Bro explained humanity by a song.. how FASCINATING

[@EverythingArtzzz]

1:15 to 1:39 on 2x to 3x speed is really damn hard to sing

[@josecorzo5517]

That is what happen when the most normal person in 4 Chan makes a song

[@xStinkyxFoxx]

“And a bunch of coloured pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking eachother” wow erm nah that’s true look up Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter 😭😭😭

[@ayvc.13]

SOBBING 😭

[@ThatFandomGirl27]

This is my first time hearing the full version and I was not expecting the Harry Potter line😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

Good lord, this makes the internet sound like a person, like the devil himself trying to trick you into giving him your soul. Seriously though, this is unironically awesome haha, it really sounds like a villain song, idk, there's just something really menacing and threatening about the song despite none of the lines being overtly threatening. Also I died at "Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids." 😂Also this is basically how it feels to browse the internet and you have ADHD. A bunch of websites and stuff all vying for your attention. "Can I interest you in a bit of everything all of the time?" indeed.

[@cecilliasevere]

this was my jam when i was 11/12, going through a phase at the time. I'll be 15 next march and I still love this song.

[@rrow.the.coyote]

This calms my ADHD

[@navinaritai]

2:57 actually no, my mom let me use her computer when i was 6.

[@kingcalebwin9407]

I just saw ur comment from 1 day ago bc I revisited this song Lol

[@strawberrycat-618]

1:06 best line

[@Caeden_Kaizer]

Just listened to this after listening to “ Two Birds of a Feather” and i am now very happy.

[@wintig245]

What is it about Bo Burnham? Why do I like all his songs?

[@TheEggThatShines]

I can finally sing the song. It also has the FULL song and not just chunks of it. You earned a sub.

[@joshuamiguel593]

This literally discribes the whole internet right now

[@Arden-s3z]

I made a parody of this about my class. Next thing I know my friend says the class should make a parody of the whole show 😭

[@ItsanEGGsperience]

The Harry Potter line 😂🖐️

[@JoeyDooda]

1 heart i will sing this in the school singing program.

[@TheTammy83]

And a bunch of coloured pencil drawings of all the different characters in hp fucking each other was the best line

[@Malgazar]

He’s spiting straight facts

[@Mouthwashing_Besties]

so 2:33 did they just hide 9/11 joke?

[@ri____h3nr628]

Yes Because people on the internet joke about it... unfortunately

[@ishwaritimsina9716]

thought i was the only one who noticed it

[@Cuntypostaldude]

​@@ri____h3nr628 ✈️🏢🏢

[@icant8027]

​@@ri____h3nr628there are jokes about world war

[@Tendo_Edits]

Bro Explained The Whole Internet Itself, W Bro Who Sing This Song And He Might Be Our True Internet Singer🗿🍷🔥🔥🔥🎶🎶🎶🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@FOR-IRELAND]

Bro the song talking about mommys ipad gave me flash backs

[@Alpacaluffy]

iPad kid

[@chirio5727]

This song was not that wild when I was younger 💀

[@motherfuckingbego]

Yes, yes it was.

[@AirbusA-320Enjoyer]

2:30 Just right before the towers fell😅😅

[@unicornlover7576]

Dude I hadn’t heard this song for a while and it came on and I couldn’t skip it lol

[@charadreemurr9256]

i'm slightly disapointed everytime i hear the laugh and it's not glitched bc of how used to it i grew😞

[@SamanthaKibler]

1:00 lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LillyAvila-r2x]

Hii

[@amritaraut2120]

3:35 best line😂😂

[@xxKatsuki_Bakugouxx]

omg i luaghed at the harry potter one 😂😂😂😂

[@zachariah7464]

I'm playing this for my birthday

[@imnotgonnapost1357]

3:55 i was walking while listenìng to this. i was walking, and then i hit my head, and i never fellt so small knowing a song laughed at me

[@angel-wt2wh]

does anyone even realize at 3:52 the piano sounds is like a referrence from hazbin hotel song call stayed gone?

[@leenloftus1692]

Now that I went back to it, I noticed it

[@chayy_90]

i thought it was rush e

[@arandomguy6895]

It couldn't be a referrence, this song was made before hazbin hotel season 1 was released

[@Alpacaluffy]

It's not, it's a sampled segment, lots of songs have it.