BOB'S BEST RANTS 2 - "I'm Pregnant with Miracles"

[@ValleyoftheRogue]

Nobody could possibly satirize him. He is his own best parody.

[@KeithS4789]

Trump got inspiration from Tilton. Lol

[@sroevukasroevuka]

Watch the farting preacher.

[@miket7184]

@@KeithS4789 We have a TDS sufferer who needs prayer!

[@fantasybouthour6679]

I can't even be mad at him because he's so hilarious lol

[@francesvansiclen3245]

I love watching the faces he makes and expressions! He should have been an actor !

[@mcflex8913]

he should have been a comedian.

[@d.dedrick7991]

@@mcflex8913 He IS a comedian, unfortunately, the people who sent him money apparently, didn't get the JOKE

[@BrianSmith-yq7ys]

He has clearly spent hours in front of a mirror

[@AdmiralBison]

why couldn't he have been? He could of made way more money and be "genuine" about it.

[@chrisneely8130]

Well....technically he is

[@MichaelSBowen]

I love when he opened the Bible at random how he turned the page because he had no idea how to interpret the Scripture. This guy fooled a lot of people but he sure is funny to watch. He reminds me of Kramer from Seinfeld.

[@andtou1342]

His farting preacher videos are even funnier to watch.

[@mikejohnson515]

He'll preach anything and people will believe him.

[@arthur-destefano429]

Yeah Hell gonna be hot time to repent Robert Tilton

[@interstellarwizard409]

Smoke some reefer and watch this. You'll be in tears. This guy is the master!

[@doddzemcbucket]

watch at 1.5 speed

[@raeeliot6776]

Interstellar Wizard ] YA I DID ] I CRACKED UP SO MUCH [ WELL ] I SHIT MY PANTS ] NIGHTLY } AND SHOCKING MY DAUGHTERS WITH THE SMELLS ]€[]/~□

[@MatthewKleczewski]

the one true doddze OMG....

[@d.dedrick7991]

I don't NEED refer to laugh my ASS off watching THIS, though it would be fun, probably causing INSANITY inducing laughter, LOL

[@sroevukasroevuka]

@@d.dedrick7991 currently stoned off my ass yes its funny as hell. And you can really see through his bullshit well.

[@SufferinSprings]

It is fascinating that right after he says he "used to" do lots of drugs, he touches his nose for no apparent reason. I am told that when someone suddenly touches their nose or covers part of their face while talking, behavioral psychologists say that can be a sign they're lying about what they just said. In this case I believe he was lying about the "used to" part of the sentence.

[@firebladex8586]

also the cocaine was irritating his nose

[@sroevukasroevuka]

Cocaines a hell of a drug.

[@sroevukasroevuka]

I bet he likes 1000 he would like 5000 even better.

[@SufferinSprings]

Thanks and yes you are correct, all these years later this does look like a comedy show, but it's for real. And people sent Bob MILLIONS of dollars. For years. Probably still are.

[@TheMATEMAGICIAN]

I can't believe that in late 80's / early 90's this guy was taken seriously lol

[@Tsagia]

Kinda like the priesthood of Attack on Titan,ey? ;)

[@sb790856]

i remember watchin this guy back then, and asking myself how could anyone take this clown seriously. its just as insane now as it was then

[@RobertMuldooJP]

must've been all the crack back then

[@krazyoldkatlady192]

TheMATEMAGICIAN not by all of us, but yes, he had a very successful ministry.

[@charlesbadoola535]

He didn't retire - here he is in 2018 with the same old rubbish kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2GZg5aNgbZ4d9E

[@CulainRuledByVenus]

"Because you got your eyes off the seen, then you can see what's not seen." I imagine this sampled in music along with Donald Rumsfeld's "Known unknowns".

[@louturks23]

His comment at 7:00 when he called himself Preacher Boy, was a good one.

[@OlivusOrchards]

"I've seen a limb grow out and then grow back in." LOL

[@aaronvillagomes9812]

I like how he says, I’m not makings this stuff up, I’m not faking this.

[@chocolatedosage7302]

That was gold 😂

[@Chris-od8si]

If you look up “insincere” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of Bob!

[@ruthiemay4799]

If you look up phony, heretic, greedy, sleezy, horrific, nightmare, you see a picture of BOB TILTON!

[@danmchugh8407]

He's pregnant with miracles? He is a real piece of work!

[@Cordoba_studios]

This video should have a million views 😅😅😅😅

[@francesvansiclen3245]

Ole Bob is so entertaining; hilarious !!!! You don't want to watch but are strangely drawn to him;i it's weird !

[@artificialreality7636]

SufferinSprings, good job compiling these videos. I watched this guy for comedy in the 90s. Unbelievable, the things that come out of his mouth!

[@Joe_Friday]

This shit is better than anything that comes on now. I'd tune in to his program daily if it was still on the air.

[@smittykins]

"You can't serve God and mammon." Pot, you have a call from Kettle on line 2...

[@readingswithjenna9714]

smittykins Brilliant comment!

[@devongarvie6261]

"Can I take a message?" "Yes, it's black"

[@thevoiceofreason6712]

no matter the scripture I can always "TURN IT AROUND" to prosperity and health anybody else catch that?

[@dobklyznskovik6705]

I need you to make a vow of $1,000.

[@janal1206]

I know. Pastor Gino Jennings Mentioned people like this

[@nathanriley7372]

Disgrace.

[@muchkasolo8915]

"Forget your church"

[@amerika420099]

That shit SLAYED ME lololol

[@francesvansiclen3245]

"it bubbles up " ho ho ho - too funny !

[@ssjlkrillin]

13:21 "I like a thousand [dollars] because I know I got'cha!"

[@TheDoughGetta]

The greatest tele-evangelist of all time. The Moses of the Prosperity Teaching movement. We used to get loaded, watch his program and laugh our asses off.

[@chadkline4268]

Me too 😂

[@troywright359]

12:41 "you cant have whats not seen until you get your eyes over what is seen!" classic bob delivery

[@jarvisyoung8350]

I bubble up too...usually followed by the relief of a much needed fart.

[@djames4022]

"Glory I KNOW how to fish!" ....Indeed.

[@tinman1955]

The check is in the mail.

[@bisbeekid]

This guy is a natural comedian.

[@douggauzy6258]

Lord ! I can’t stop laughing . He’s a super hero . They should make a Halloween Masque of Ol’ Bobby Tilton .

[@goodlife1500]

He’s still up to it till this day.

[@chrisratcliff7466]

This is the greatest thing on KZbin. These old Tilton videos. He's such a LUNATIC. How did anyone ever believe him?

[@midwestguy1983]

desperation. I bet most people saw him late at night and they were grasping at straw and so he was able to shamelessly steal what little they had left

[@chrisratcliff7466]

@midwestguy1983 wow. You're right bro. Geez....what a perspective. Guy was just a vulture. Seriously. For some reason i never thought about that. Thanks for the info.

[@js-ek3mc]

I would do anything to meet the "midgets" that he made grow or the limbs that he made grow back..This guy is in my opinion tied with Peter Popoff as the biggest scam artists of all time-I would love to meet some of his customers, I mean followers to explain why they follow him-unbelievable !!!

[@buildmeupbuttercup98]

lmfaoooo mandadabasata!! I don’t make this stuff up!!

[@nooneknows9176]

He weaves in and out of the spirit like driving in and out of traffic.

[@Tina-7773]

Used to be on drugs?

[@jamiethornton6101]

I just weave in and out of the spirit! The spirit of BULL$HIT!!!!!!

[@toddstewart9070]

Damn, he just weaved in and out of the spirit

[@nooneknows9176]

Want a miracle? Pay for it for a small vow of $1000.

[@nooneknows9176]

The thing that gets me is, he actually believes his own lies.

[@johnscott7195]

What's so amazing is that people bought into his rants...actually. it was all free will offerings.in that context ole bob is innocent.

[@jeanniecole614]

I'm glad that Bob is pregnant with a miracle. It had better show up before he goes to court, or he might lose his Church.

[@gregorymckinney666]

Forget about your grandchild Christmas present send me the money for his present to me 🤣😜🤣🤣

[@randyedward1]

Too bad Bob wasn't hooked up to a lie detector that we could have monitored on the television screen! That would have told us lots!!!

[@smittykins]

The thing would probably explode.

[@ITILII]

Lie detectors are NOT reliable, their evidence isn't even admissible in courts....that said, Bob would probably break the machine....Hoo Ba Ba Kanda, y'all 🙃

[@Prayerwarriorpio]

“ I work by God and you work to God by your money “

[@chrisneely8130]

If you have to tell people you aren't faking, you're probably faking

[@vaughnsolo8425]

I want to feel as smart as they did by putting ringing phones in the background. "See, dummy, people ARE calling"

[@krazyoldkatlady192]

He's screaming at the tv like grandpa simpson😆

[@ThatHillbillyCletus]

IT BUBBLES UP!

[@מטגורג]

“kaba sonda bo so ya” is a mixture of Filipino and Chinese and translates as “nervous probe doctor oh yeah”

[@davesuiter]

Bob weaves in and out alright, he weaves to the bank in the fast lane. "Praise the Lard" (sic).

[@msm1876]

To those viewing this: Watch it at 1.5 speed. You can thank me later!

[@porterkerckhoff3451]

LMFAOOO 😅😅😅

[@astridbirgitteovern7662]

You’ve never seen a better snake-oil peddler than this....

[@nancyking]

At 1:42, 1:45, 1:46- "It bubbles up!" It would have been funny if someone had put a loud fart noise every time he said that! *LOL*

[@papatrunk66]

Holy cow! What did I just watch?? How is it possible that folks can take this goofball serious?

[@garrettopper1421]

same way its possible that people think there is an all powerful entity that created the universe by willing it and believe that a man could walk on water and cure disease based on a book. religion is for the people who are willing to believe things because others believe it not because the evidence proves it

[@pbar1000]

***** Bob Tilton is an embarrassment to true believers in Jesus. But everything you mention here as false, has been proven to be true. That's why many people believe in Jesus the Almighty God, because the evidence has proven it to be fact. Just because you do not believe facts does not make them false.

[@lolreplaysandguides9054]

+ExWizardry Please cite your source for "proof"

[@pbar1000]

+LOL Replays and Guides Source: The Holy Bible. Proven to be true.

[@lolreplaysandguides9054]

I am aware of the Bible's existence; what I asked about was where the proof was that the Bible was true.

[@BETTERWORLDSGT]

Make that Vow to release your faith! Translation:. I want to get a Bigger Yacht!!!

[@markcarter9684]

He probably had too much soda!

[@daviddiaz529]

He really looks like the Joker

[@ctoombs7825]

Hall of Shame Award goes to Robert Tilton!

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

I've noticed that bob often compares himself to jesus and the persecution he suffers to that of what jesus went through. So damn funny.

[@lg781]

Do you notice that the phones are always ringing in the background!!! Guess the record player is stuck!!

[@heidisierra1250]

he made 90 million in 1991🙄--thats more like 95 million in today's dollars--people were calling for real 😔--i'm in the wrong business lol but I have a conscious.

[@funkyflights]

Why are we hearing phones ringing in the background ? Is that the phone demons ?

[@bilbobaggins5815]

It bubbles up.

[@Justin.Franks]

Cain, what the fuck bro? -Abel

[@takemethere78]

Wht the fuc he smokin

[@minsungsunsunyungi]

"there's something about you and that money"

[@norriszappa25]

I wonder how many lines went up his nose before he puked these ones from his mouth

[@dianeferre1273]

Screaming at me... That he wants my money? Hmmm... Manda BaBa Soya...

[@rnnrrnnr2510]

Hoo ba ba kanda

[@paulmc3457]

The Lord says go find that check book! Sorry, he just told me to tell you he forgot to mention to grab a pen too. 😒

[@FetchTheSled]

he looks like my chiropractor

[@ruthiemay4799]

Then your chiropractor needs an exorcism.

[@Love6653]

I need 1000 bucks to have some faith to send to Tilted Robert. You all Anny up and get that 1000 dollars to Tilton because it is YOU

[@sydIRISH]

*ROBERT TILTON: "I am God....hear me roar."*

[@drac16]

Lol! May those vows of faith continue to flow in abundance to your anointed ministry, brother SufferinSprings! :P

[@christopherchavez6849]

Send us all $1000 Robert Tilton have faith!!!

[@duffeldoffer]

Zanex cures contorted, deformed facial grimmises. 😮

[@PSYCHOLOGYZOOM]

Gosh the phones are ringing off the hook at Bob's place. There is a video of him in western wear on youtube. Ha ha ha bob the tele-goofball !!

[@chuckrennert5783]

Would you go into any kind of business deal with a person who behaves like this.

[@davesuiter]

"I was laying on muh stomach".

[@Zilcheal]

Bob resembles Cesar Romero's Joker @ 9:35.

[@bluerfoot]

comedic genius.

[@michaelmelton3246]

He had better hope there is no hell. He is a fraud and if there is a God in Heaven he will have to answer for stealing and giving false hope to the poor and elderly.

[@michaelstevenson8612]

How many people in the back ground there answering the phone to take people's money from them? He must have been raking it in!

[@michellelynn6266]

First time seeing him without farting

[@richardcharleston2934]

The king 🤴🏼 of all con artists 🤣

[@DougMorris1045]

@04:10 Considering how his scriptural knowledge is limited, it would be funny if he stopped at the first few verses of Song of Solomon Chapter 7.

[@kristennification]

BLESS THE LARD

[@GrouchyMarx]

... and His Oiliness.

[@chadkline4268]

Kambabisoya!! 😂 Send me $1000 and I'll work miracles too 😂

[@bilbobaggins5815]

Bubbles up like diarrhea.

[@GrouchyMarx]

And he's a got a cure for that too..... kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmWkn6OvZpKnl8U

[@sroevukasroevuka]

I bet bob agreed you should send him money so he can prosper.

[@thedebatefinisher..5521]

One thing I heard him say that was actually true.. was being healed, but then losing that healing.. that happened to me.. I'm 42 years old, I was born with very bad asthma.. could not breathe.. I prayed to God for healing of this, and it must have been Gods will to heal me, because I was healed, I did not need a breathing machine or any inhaler.. I was completely healed.. God answered my prayer.. but.. when I turned 21 years old I fell from the grace of God.. started living wrong and willfully sinning.. God had healed my asthma for years, and I worked out and never got tired.. I would jog 6 and 8 miles three days out of the week.. I had the best health and physical body appearance.. I had became extremely healthy and very strong.. for years I worked out without problems and fought in MMA before mma got large.. mid 90s.. and then. At 21 as I had begin to live wrong.. my asthma returned.. but I kept working out and staying in shape.. but I kept getting worse.. I eventually had to stop working out so much.. and I couldn't get my breath back while resting for workouts. And now I'm 42.. still have the asthma.. even tho I don't do the things I used to as far as partying or such.. and I do love the lord.. I still have not been healed again from that.. those of us who know God and understand we need Jesus christ, and have seen and know the truth.. those of us who tasted the truth and know the truth, but turn from it.. God makes it way worse.. those who know truth and turn away, God will make it very hard on you.. that's a real warning because I love you all.. Robert Tilton is a liar and false prophet.. but I did want to tell yall, that one thing he said just happens to be true.. God can definitely heal you, but can also let that sickness return.. if you have been healed, then stay walking with the lord, and do not stray away.... God bless you all..

[@christopherchavez6849]

I want you to go to your checkbook Robert Tilton And send us all money!!

[@JohnDoe-ym5ly]

10:25 YOU SHOULDA MOVED A LONG TIME AGO, AND YOURE MISSIN IT, AND YOUR FAMILY IS SUFFERING BY IT...you need to make a vow of 1000 dollars

[@bennygee3067]

Douse me with it again and see what happens Bob-O 😂

[@weemaggiejiggs8832]

God needs money ..and he needs it now 😂😂😂

[@GrouchyMarx]

As said so eloquently here..... kzbin.info/www/bejne/hquZaYWwisR0iJo

[@geraldfields4469]

2:18. I also know some people who got robbed! these crooks have done so much damage to the real church.

[@Junk65]

Lard help us.

[@nitto24]

Remember not to write checks... Does he take Pay Pal?

[@js-ek3mc]

Did someone actually marry this dude ?

[@PaperBanjo64]

Yep, he's on wife number 3!

[@miket7184]

He's rich, so there's plenty of takers available.

[@toobfunnybunny]

if you listen to this guy, you get what you deserve.

[@marekeos]

Will somebody PLEAAASE give the man an Oscar for the facial expressions alone?? GOLD!

[@anthonyrynes5669]

A believer wouldn’t fake this stuff, unless they’re taking advantage of the money.

[@martinlee2739]

The only time white folks watched b.e.t for comedy loll