Bob's Burgers Scenes That You Quote Daily

[@devilh0rnsinc]

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[@IAteABox]

I don’t know the episode but Jocelyn saying “They’re like Mario and Luigi, they’re so in love!” still cracks me up to this day

[@briannafairchild]

It’s from Can’t Buy Me Math (Season 5 Episode 11)

[@OMGSOSILLEH]

They’re siblings, what does that imply?? 😭😭

[@IAteABox]

@@OMGSOSILLEH It implies that Jocelyn is an idiot who doesn’t understand the characters she’s talking about, if that helps

[@IAteABox]

@@OMGSOSILLEH It implies that Jocelyn is an idiot

[@Sugarpeach44]

@@OMGSOSILLEHLet’s be real Jocelyn knows that

[@pinkiecake5136]

"You're my family, and I love you. But, you're terrible, you're all terrible." Will forever live in my head.

[@taquitotexano09]

Gene to Tammy: “I thought you were someone’s mom” always makes me chuckle

[@lifeisgood420365]

Lmao I forgot about that bit 😂

[@tempest2711]

"Ah! Bathroom Clowns!"

[@Captain_Frimbo]

Linda's chant "shake ya hips, wiggle ya butt, drop ya pants and pick 'em back up" is a personal favourite

[@pat2rome]

WIENA WIENA WIENA, WIENA WIENA WANG

[@andrewa776]

Boys are from mars girls are from veins I've got a yum yum you've got a pen*s

[@bobtheball5384]

BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM BOOM BOOM

[@dykesmcgee3136]

I’VE GOT A YUMYUM YOU’VE GOT A PENIS

[@lifeisgood420365]

The end song version of that is actually so good lmao ​@@pat2rome

[@ellnats]

"and i am kate bush"

[@emilyjade165]

i love "youre in trouble." "drink some cranberry juice"

[@irocupio]

"You're in trouble not urine trouble"

[@It_Is_The_Me]

"if she were a book she'd be two books" Louis will always be my favorite

[@soniaflores6699]

when zeke is sitting at the lunch table across from tammy & jocelyn & says to them “you two are making me feel smart”

[@notheotherMaria]

“I think we should send all men to Canada and call it Manada, and never go there!” Doesn’t get enough love 😂

[@strayiggytv]

The one that I always yell out of context is THAT'S MY DADDY IN THERE!!! lol

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

"What kind of a god would give you those legs and NO RHYTHM!!!"

[@thomaspetrucka9173]

If I’m ever alone and bored; I sing “iiiiiiiii wish my radio worked.” At a frankly upsetting volume.

[@goose2888]

same lmaoooo for sure a favorite quote

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

Teddy singing "IIIIIIIIIIIIIII....wish my radio worked!" in the car made me laugh so hard the first time I heard it.

[@bingowashisname2345]

My fav quote is “Don’t feed a guy a sponge Bobby, don’t feed a guy a sponge!” - Teddy 😭 Also when Gene is reading Tina’s list of who she’s gonna mate with (I think) and it’s like “Gay, Gay, mythical creature, gay mythical creature, mmmhm goodluck”

[@mitchell2491]

I always get a kick out of "is this story long teddy?" "I haven't gotten to the story part yet"

[@jadonminter7561]

Gene to Linda: You’re not a cheerleader and you never will be!! Linda to Gene: GASP! YOURE JUST LIKE MONICA!

[@hotdoggie0876]

louise “what do you think of my pinch pot?” tina “it’s.. um.. well, you made it”

[@chizzle5235]

I always like the Art Crawl episode, when Louise has all the money and Bob is questioning where it came from. Louise whispering “shhhh, it’s art crawl” always cracks me up

[@writteninthestars02]

"shut your mouth, it's art crawl"

[@yoshispongegirl]

Art Crawl is my favorite episode. I love Bob's "We are the anus restaurant" 😂

[@JoeBannan]

How has no one said, “Sorry we’re late. Bob had diarrhea.” ??? One of the best and there are so many more!

[@aili_not_ally]

"He's wet, make him dry" I am still waiting for the perfect chance to use that one

[@laurarosewhitehead2460]

Literally my favorite TV show, I quote it all the time 😂 one quote I always say to my family is from the breakfast club parody episode where Tina says “Don’t underestimate us. Our family motto is maybe we’ll get lucky this time”

[@ysaxxx]

omg for me it's "my life is more complicated than anyone else's on the planet! and yes, i'm including starving children, so don't ask!"-gene belcher 😆

[@lifeisgood420365]

01:59 One of my favourite bits they kept cannon is that Tina thrashes in her sleep, they even had the robot version of her do it in that 2 part "judge bot day" episode 😂😂

[@lealius588]

Season 9 Episode 3 "Tweentrepreneurs" Teddy: Maybe spend a little less time fooling with your apron Bob: I can´t run with it on, Teddy Teddy: Can´t run so good with it off, either

[@de-evolution-is-real]

One of my favorites is when gene said “I wish you could reach into screens and hug your favorite movie characters!” I wanna do that so bad 😭😭

[@tinabelchersupremacy]

lmao golden video. i've found myself quoting "tina, honey, it's pretty obvious jimmy jr's not into you. and im usually not that good at picking up on vibes. did you know mom and dad were a thing??" so often the past couple months i love it so much 😭

[@cyberperson53]

"I had the video game company take the game away because I love you." ["Nuh-uh."]

[@ReapWhatYouSowGardening]

DONT TELL ME NOT TO DaNCE DaD

[@goose2888]

10/10

[@ellachalkley5349]

I love the part in So You Stink You Can Dance where Tina tells Jimmy Jr. "Maybe you're not meant to be a backup dancer. Maybe you were meant to be a front-up dancer!" lol

[@lifeisgood420365]

🎶 Floppy scoops.... 🎶 Noodle arms...

[@joshuah9109]

1:10 "...and I am Kate Bush."😆

[@moxygirlhey]

I love Rudy

[@paprikaghoul]

„It‘s good practice for when you become a lawyer or a step dad“, Tina: Huh, I guess I could become one of those things“ (from when Tina debates)

[@TanDawg58]

"Im Grubin, Im Hans Gruber and Im Grubin" always gets stuck in my head for at least a week after I watch that episode

[@lifeisgood420365]

Dude that whole episode is actually a fuckin masterpiece tbh 🤣 Jocelyn in the song "does anyone want coffeeeee?" Is the only bit coming to mind at the moment, but there are soooo many gems in that episode it's unreal... And the fact that Jocelyn's character is always going to some place for lunch, to NOT get what they sell "We're going to the pizza place for hotdogs" or something .. she does it like 3 times (it's late and this comment is long... TLDR I like the show too) 😂

[@ISBuckley8]

"Lin I think I had a bad childhood" "Yeah I know. Look at you. Children who had good childhoods don't look like that"

[@hotdoggie0876]

tina “no is just a yes upside down” so underrated and my favourite

[@henryjtien]

Not in this video but my favorite is "I'm detective Brenda Leigh Johnson, there's been a murduh backstage!"

[@Momijido11]

My fav is “THEY WENT OVER THE LONDON BRIDGE, WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS FALLING DOWN CAUZE THERES A HIT SONG ABOUT IT!”

[@pepperminterica]

I say to my sister 🎶My little baby, my teeny tina🎶

[@sarahmccollum3694]

❤ that is sweet. 😊

[@lifeisgood420365]

I thought so too, but what if her sister is 35 🤣 lmao ​@@sarahmccollum3694

[@hotelmario510]

I kind of love that this show is the antithesis of modern "adult animation". It's not particularly edgy or gory, the Dad is neither stupid nor abusive, it's endlessly quotable and very well-animated. Just a wonderful comfort show.

[@todangtall]

I believe it's the buttworm episode where Linda says "I'm not dead, I'm just sad.

[@meganbond2957]

I like the “you’re in trouble” “drink some cranberry juice”! I love that line

[@brucasroxx]

😂 Definitely the "hey are you trying to steal my bike? It's mine! Wanna see the receipt?!" Shows 🍑 "..That's not a receipt." "WHERE DO YOU SHOP?!"

[@andrewa776]

Literally watched this episode today

[@drosen30]

one man's trash is another ones present for their father - Tina

[@goodenemy6852]

i LOVE saying bobs line when andy and ollie need him to help blow their nose "im gonna push you ollie. im gonna push you away now." "okay :)"

[@AriTheArt1st]

That one scene in the "Hamburger Dinner Theater" episode in season 1 where Linda's like "Not tonight, no, Not tonight!" has probably been mine, and my family's favorite scene to quote.

[@Sunprism]

"I do quote these daily, but how does it know?" "Duh, Jocelyne, It syncs up with your phone or something"

[@lifeisgood420365]

Lol good reference, I actually think of that scene any time I see one of those signs... Well 50% of the time, the other 50% it's the song "you are here" by Roger from American dad 🤣 (they went so over the top with the production for that song lol)

[@jackhatter5488]

I know this was from the episode where the Belchers posed as Mr fisheoders family for Thanksgiving but i quote this all the time from Linda: “I am not drunk! I’ve only had four half bottles of wine”😂😂😂

[@seejoshrun1761]

Along with "ooh, mini cupcakes! No matter what, stop me when I've had 16"

[@BobBurgers1234]

When ever Duncan say “Buttle Rubies” is hilarious and our family loves to quote that.

[@faeriesophiaa7998]

Mickey: “I’m gonna use the money to buy a tank, and then I could use the tank to rob a bank!…. I’ll be Mickey Tank-Bank” Tina: “ NOOOOO” Mickey: “Yes! Mickey Tank-Bank!” It’s my personal favourite

[@sarajohnson6855]

I do quote " if you aren't real, then why do I feel this way, lil babies!" Every day !

[@mightyfilm]

From the Nice Capades episode where Linda was singing all the good things Louise did and she belts out "She told you to put away your penis and that was pretty cool." And if that's too vulgar, I also liked the time Tina said "You can be the joint beefs of staff."

[@lifeisgood420365]

🎶 i didnt kick it .. i didnt kick it.... I gently nudged it back into the sea... I didnt kick it... I didn't kick it, it had exactly the right amount of legs when i left it yeah 🎶

[@AGLoverAlways]

"Hey, why is your name Mashmallow?" "Because if you show me a sweet potato pie, I am on TOP of it."

[@IAteABox]

I know I already commented but I feel I need to add this one before it’s too late Tina’s “Uhhhhhhhh”, I often find myself doing it for the funni

[@jamestooncesteague4311]

Whenever someone compliments me I love to say “blush” just like Marshmallow when Bob calls her beautiful 😂

[@lifeisgood420365]

I love marshmallow lmao, such a random side character but so much substance 🤣

[@wingnightbackwards]

"Oh my God" "HUH HUH HUH HUH"

[@Its_Super_Potato]

Tina: Do you guys think I’m an unsalted pretzel? Gene: I could eat. It’s the ghost boy episode.

[@UnknownDrawer87]

My personal favorite that I actually quote daily is “NONCANONICAL, NONCANONICAL, NONCANONICAL!” From Tina

[@yoongislesbiancult1161]

backstory my cat is named bob after the man himself and we call him mr.bob and every time i see him i say "do you need to use the facilities mr.bob" (episode where bob gets stuck in the wall and looses his mind)

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

0:14 this was a smart move Bob... She's still adjusting to the empty nest feeling

[@sodaboi2154]

I definitely quote this show a bunch but Linda saying: “This oven sucks!” Is my personal favorite to say when cooking with my ancient oven 🤣

[@oliviaalbert8882]

I love when Mickey gets fired and bob says "I'm taking the pick" and Mickey yells "NOOOO"

[@k.mswain2228]

I cant believe "your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it" isnt here

[@goose2888]

when the belchers are recording the english dub of the hawk and chick movie and linda keeps saying the mayor's lines over tina saying them and tina keeps going "mOOM"

[@lifeisgood420365]

🎶 Wiiiiiiing Maaaaaaaan 🎶

[@lifeisgood420365]

🎶 i didnt kick it .. i didnt kick it.... I gently nudged it back into the sea... I didnt kick it... I didn't kick it, it had exactly the right amount of legs when i left it yeah 🎶

[@momololo9599]

"we are going to die do you really want your last words to be sarcastic ?" "Noooooooo 🙄" 😂

[@Clumsy_Zatanna]

i need a complication of bob talking to the thanks giving dinner

[@ligtblade7102]

"I WARNED YOU SKANK" will forever be my favorite thing that lives rent free in my head lol

[@packnetadaija]

That “genetics” line sent me 😂😂😂😂

[@sfernando04]

I need more videos like this

[@NoBop2000]

I always quote "Check out your favorite fruity boy" and "Yeah lets turn some tricks" my favorite Gene lines

[@bootleg_barbie]

The episode where gene became bob- “ITS LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR!” “…no its not.” “Hey i have to go to the bathroom…wow, this is confusing” ….”TRAVEL SIZE BOB!!!!”

[@zftaylor303]

I often say to my wife, “Okay I’ll go, but I’m gonna complain the whole time.”

[@mintflavoredd5229]

My favorite of all time is “This is your sisters fault!!” “I’m a boy!!” “Not you Gene!”

[@abbeyrose1413]

“Date night tonighttttt- gonna go out, eat some fooooood. Have a few drinks, forget we have kids for a little YEAHHH” - Linda Belcher

[@Valarieeexx]

“and im Kate bush!” RUNNING UP THAT HILL-

[@bubblegumBri]

Is that Tomodachi life music in the outro? Perfect vid 😊

[@harley8047]

"Yes we are!" I quote this even what the line isn't "No one's sleeping with Jimmy Pesto Jr.!" Hand slam on solid flat surface every time.

[@tenyaiida2673]

My favorite is from the first episode Human flesh, Tina: I'm great with the customers. Louise: She's autistic. She can't help it.

[@ThomasSH]

I always wake up at night and think about the toyshop owner realising his jacket is a bathrobe

[@lifeisgood420365]

Lmao that bit was so randomly good! Lol

[@Aleksaasha]

"Sandra! Sandra! Sandra! This is fun. It is fun. SANDRA! Where is she? SANDRA! Hey look it's Sandra." (I quote this entire episode tbh) "If you don't sue, shame on you." "I bet he's in there right now, sharpening his gun." These are just a few of my personal favorites lol

[@chandlergordon8878]

S5E14: When Gene says, "Three hundred dollars? Of MONEY?"

[@spikeness118]

LOVE THIS

[@vampirelove75]

My favorite is “eggs. Eggs eggs eggs. Bum bum.”

[@zz2782]

“Buckle it up! Buckle it up! Buckle it up or you’ll dieeee!”

[@Salithin]

Tammy seeing Gene use the bathroom and saying “oh my gawd” in the chinchilla episode. the quote itself isn’t much but the way she says it cracks me up Edit: Also, Louise saying “Apparently Sex sells! So we gotta find some sex and sell it” and “Oh, forget you and Jimmy Pesto’s peeing races for a minute” “Peeing races? Is that a sexual thing?”

[@StewNWT]

Now we have NOTHING to do on Father’s Day Always gets me

[@JavertRA]

Mine is usually "... I love you but you're terrible, all terrible." Also going "Oh boo!" a la Gene.

[@CheapVacationYT]

great addition with the tomodachi life music at the end

[@Hello_Spaceboy]

Another one my partner and I say all the time is "oh my God whaaaat" in the robot voice from the episode where Tina hurts her ankle and uses the homework bot

[@ToyLolbit234]

I frequently quote that scene from Two for Tina where Zeke's like "Ah yeah girl! We got ourselves a dance ON!" XD

[@writteninthestars02]

that's my favorite episode. I especially love "I'm sorry, you are?" "Better than you." and "I thought you said you knew how to seduce your sister." "Wait, that's what we're doing?"

[@Taalsman]

Whenever my gf asks me to calm down cause its not worth it i just stare at her and goes "It's the principle of the matter!"

[@writteninthestars02]

oh I go "prin-ci-ple!" all the time lol

[@Taalsman]

@@writteninthestars02 🤣🤣

[@astrorobert7]

"Oh, put a mistletoe up my butt and kiss it, bobby."

[@sanjanareddy6019]

Whenever I do something that I thought I couldn't do (e.g. throwing scrunched up paper and it actually lands in my bin, etc) I always quote "Oh my god, I can slap" by Jocelyn from the Gagaball episode

[@Petesfish]

"Ugh, don't remind me. I can still taste it.: "What?.."

[@Hello_Spaceboy]

I sing the little babies bit to myself all the time 😂😂 Linda sings the best songs

[@Brianna-eo8nu]

The porcelain babies flashback easily outclasses every cutaway gag in family Guy.

[@ellachalkley5349]

I thought of another one lmao the part in Live and Let Fly that goes "ohhh just a gorgeous day, lot of puffy clouds- Ahhh holy crap! What the hell is going on?! Aah!" 💀

[@tempest2711]

"and if you can find out a way to take off your shirt during the debate, do it" "just use my arms, right?"

[@tempest2711]

"what's the point of clinging to this if I'm doomed to be that?" "Huh. I don't know" "LIN"

[@jaguarluv13]

Pass, the cranberry sauce, we’re having maShED POTATOES!