Bob's Burgers Scenes That You Quote Daily

[@devilh0rnsinc]

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[@IAteABox]

I don’t know the episode but Jocelyn saying “They’re like Mario and Luigi, they’re so in love!” still cracks me up to this day

[@briannafairchild]

It’s from Can’t Buy Me Math (Season 5 Episode 11)

[@OMGSOSILLEH]

They’re siblings, what does that imply?? 😭😭

[@IAteABox]

@@OMGSOSILLEH It implies that Jocelyn is an idiot who doesn’t understand the characters she’s talking about, if that helps

[@IAteABox]

@@OMGSOSILLEH It implies that Jocelyn is an idiot

[@Sugarpeach44]

@@OMGSOSILLEHLet’s be real Jocelyn knows that

[@pinkiecake5136]

"You're my family, and I love you. But, you're terrible, you're all terrible." Will forever live in my head.

[@taquitotexano09]

Gene to Tammy: “I thought you were someone’s mom” always makes me chuckle

[@lifeisgood420365]

Lmao I forgot about that bit 😂

[@tempest2711]

"Ah! Bathroom Clowns!"

[@Captain_Frimbo]

Linda's chant "shake ya hips, wiggle ya butt, drop ya pants and pick 'em back up" is a personal favourite

[@pat2rome]

WIENA WIENA WIENA, WIENA WIENA WANG

[@andrewa776]

Boys are from mars girls are from veins I've got a yum yum you've got a pen*s

[@bobtheball5384]

BOOM SHAKA BOOM SHAKA BOOM BOOM BOOM

[@dykesmcgee3136]

I’VE GOT A YUMYUM YOU’VE GOT A PENIS

[@lifeisgood420365]

The end song version of that is actually so good lmao ​@@pat2rome

[@emilyjade165]

i love "youre in trouble." "drink some cranberry juice"

[@irocupio]

"You're in trouble not urine trouble"

[@ellnats]

"and i am kate bush"

[@It_Is_The_Me]

"if she were a book she'd be two books" Louis will always be my favorite

[@soniaflores6699]

when zeke is sitting at the lunch table across from tammy & jocelyn & says to them “you two are making me feel smart”

[@jeffreygunn3150]

😂😂😂

[@strayiggytv]

The one that I always yell out of context is THAT'S MY DADDY IN THERE!!! lol

[@notheotherMaria]

“I think we should send all men to Canada and call it Manada, and never go there!” Doesn’t get enough love 😂

[@AllyGatorAnimator]

Teddy singing "IIIIIIIIIIIIIII....wish my radio worked!" in the car made me laugh so hard the first time I heard it.

[@avastoyboxandarcade]

"What kind of a god would give you those legs and NO RHYTHM!!!"

[@thomaspetrucka]

If I’m ever alone and bored; I sing “iiiiiiiii wish my radio worked.” At a frankly upsetting volume.

[@goose2888]

same lmaoooo for sure a favorite quote

[@bingowashisname2345]

My fav quote is “Don’t feed a guy a sponge Bobby, don’t feed a guy a sponge!” - Teddy 😭 Also when Gene is reading Tina’s list of who she’s gonna mate with (I think) and it’s like “Gay, Gay, mythical creature, gay mythical creature, mmmhm goodluck”

[@mitchell2491]

I always get a kick out of "is this story long teddy?" "I haven't gotten to the story part yet"

[@hotdoggie0876]

louise “what do you think of my pinch pot?” tina “it’s.. um.. well, you made it”

[@jadonminter7561]

Gene to Linda: You’re not a cheerleader and you never will be!! Linda to Gene: GASP! YOURE JUST LIKE MONICA!

[@tinabelchersupremacy]

lmao golden video. i've found myself quoting "tina, honey, it's pretty obvious jimmy jr's not into you. and im usually not that good at picking up on vibes. did you know mom and dad were a thing??" so often the past couple months i love it so much 😭

[@aili_not_ally]

"He's wet, make him dry" I am still waiting for the perfect chance to use that one

[@lifeisgood420365]

01:59 One of my favourite bits they kept cannon is that Tina thrashes in her sleep, they even had the robot version of her do it in that 2 part "judge bot day" episode 😂😂

[@hotelmario510]

I kind of love that this show is the antithesis of modern "adult animation". It's not particularly edgy or gory, the Dad is neither stupid nor abusive, it's endlessly quotable and very well-animated. Just a wonderful comfort show.

[@laurarosewhitehead2460]

Literally my favorite TV show, I quote it all the time 😂 one quote I always say to my family is from the breakfast club parody episode where Tina says “Don’t underestimate us. Our family motto is maybe we’ll get lucky this time”

[@joshuah9109]

1:10 "...and I am Kate Bush."😆

[@moxygirlhey]

I love Rudy

[@ysaxxx]

omg for me it's "my life is more complicated than anyone else's on the planet! and yes, i'm including starving children, so don't ask!"-gene belcher 😆

[@chizzle5235]

I always like the Art Crawl episode, when Louise has all the money and Bob is questioning where it came from. Louise whispering “shhhh, it’s art crawl” always cracks me up

[@writteninthestars02]

"shut your mouth, it's art crawl"

[@yoshispongegirl]

Art Crawl is my favorite episode. I love Bob's "We are the anus restaurant" 😂

[@JoeBannan]

How has no one said, “Sorry we’re late. Bob had diarrhea.” ??? One of the best and there are so many more!

[@ellachalkley5349]

I love the part in So You Stink You Can Dance where Tina tells Jimmy Jr. "Maybe you're not meant to be a backup dancer. Maybe you were meant to be a front-up dancer!" lol

[@lifeisgood420365]

🎶 Floppy scoops.... 🎶 Noodle arms...

[@ReapWhatYouSowGardening]

DONT TELL ME NOT TO DaNCE DaD

[@goose2888]

10/10

[@de-evolution-is-real]

One of my favorites is when gene said “I wish you could reach into screens and hug your favorite movie characters!” I wanna do that so bad 😭😭

[@lealius588]

Season 9 Episode 3 "Tweentrepreneurs" Teddy: Maybe spend a little less time fooling with your apron Bob: I can´t run with it on, Teddy Teddy: Can´t run so good with it off, either

[@ISBuckley8]

"Lin I think I had a bad childhood" "Yeah I know. Look at you. Children who had good childhoods don't look like that"

[@AGLoverAlways]

"Hey, why is your name Mashmallow?" "Because if you show me a sweet potato pie, I am on TOP of it."

[@breakdancingcherry]

I’ve always been confused by what Marshmallow meant by this 😭

[@henryjtien]

Not in this video but my favorite is "I'm detective Brenda Leigh Johnson, there's been a murduh backstage!"

[@hotdoggie0876]

tina “no is just a yes upside down” so underrated and my favourite

[@TanDawg58]

"Im Grubin, Im Hans Gruber and Im Grubin" always gets stuck in my head for at least a week after I watch that episode

[@lifeisgood420365]

Dude that whole episode is actually a fuckin masterpiece tbh 🤣 Jocelyn in the song "does anyone want coffeeeee?" Is the only bit coming to mind at the moment, but there are soooo many gems in that episode it's unreal... And the fact that Jocelyn's character is always going to some place for lunch, to NOT get what they sell "We're going to the pizza place for hotdogs" or something .. she does it like 3 times (it's late and this comment is long... TLDR I like the show too) 😂

[@bootleg_barbie]

The episode where gene became bob- “ITS LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR!” “…no its not.” “Hey i have to go to the bathroom…wow, this is confusing” ….”TRAVEL SIZE BOB!!!!”

[@LawCJ]

„It‘s good practice for when you become a lawyer or a step dad“, Tina: Huh, I guess I could become one of those things“ (from when Tina debates)

[@momololo9599]

"we are going to die do you really want your last words to be sarcastic ?" "Noooooooo 🙄" 😂

[@brucasroxx]

😂 Definitely the "hey are you trying to steal my bike? It's mine! Wanna see the receipt?!" Shows 🍑 "..That's not a receipt." "WHERE DO YOU SHOP?!"

[@andrewa776]

Literally watched this episode today

[@jamestooncesteague4311]

Whenever someone compliments me I love to say “blush” just like Marshmallow when Bob calls her beautiful 😂

[@lifeisgood420365]

I love marshmallow lmao, such a random side character but so much substance 🤣

[@drosen30]

one man's trash is another ones present for their father - Tina

[@Sunprism]

"I do quote these daily, but how does it know?" "Duh, Jocelyne, It syncs up with your phone or something"

[@lifeisgood420365]

Lol good reference, I actually think of that scene any time I see one of those signs... Well 50% of the time, the other 50% it's the song "you are here" by Roger from American dad 🤣 (they went so over the top with the production for that song lol)

[@faeriesophiaa7998]

Mickey: “I’m gonna use the money to buy a tank, and then I could use the tank to rob a bank!…. I’ll be Mickey Tank-Bank” Tina: “ NOOOOO” Mickey: “Yes! Mickey Tank-Bank!” It’s my personal favourite

[@AriTheArt1st]

That one scene in the "Hamburger Dinner Theater" episode in season 1 where Linda's like "Not tonight, no, Not tonight!" has probably been mine, and my family's favorite scene to quote.

[@todangtall]

I believe it's the buttworm episode where Linda says "I'm not dead, I'm just sad.

[@goodenemy6852]

i LOVE saying bobs line when andy and ollie need him to help blow their nose "im gonna push you ollie. im gonna push you away now." "okay :)"

[@Momijido11]

My fav is “THEY WENT OVER THE LONDON BRIDGE, WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS FALLING DOWN CAUZE THERES A HIT SONG ABOUT IT!”

[@meganbond2957]

I like the “you’re in trouble” “drink some cranberry juice”! I love that line

[@tempest2711]

"and if you can find out a way to take off your shirt during the debate, do it" "just use my arms, right?"

[@pepperminterica]

I say to my sister 🎶My little baby, my teeny tina🎶

[@sarahmccollum3694]

❤ that is sweet. 😊

[@lifeisgood420365]

I thought so too, but what if her sister is 35 🤣 lmao ​@@sarahmccollum3694

[@tempest2711]

"what's the point of clinging to this if I'm doomed to be that?" "Huh. I don't know" "LIN"

[@k.mswain2228]

I cant believe "your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it" isnt here

[@mintflavoredd5229]

My favorite of all time is “This is your sisters fault!!” “I’m a boy!!” “Not you Gene!”

[@tenyaiida2673]

My favorite is from the first episode Human flesh, Tina: I'm great with the customers. Louise: She's autistic. She can't help it.

[@cyberperson53]

"I had the video game company take the game away because I love you." ["Nuh-uh."]

[@Its_Super_Potato]

Tina: Do you guys think I’m an unsalted pretzel? Gene: I could eat. It’s the ghost boy episode.

[@Tvgirlfannumber1]

2:07 tina being a fish

[@abbeyrose1413]

“Date night tonighttttt- gonna go out, eat some fooooood. Have a few drinks, forget we have kids for a little YEAHHH” - Linda Belcher

[@JustMargaret]

Bob: “We’re going to get cranberries. Sometimes we get to do what I want to do.” Louise: “NO WE DON’T EVER!” My mom, sister and I say this to my dad all the time.

[@zftaylor303]

I often say to my wife, “Okay I’ll go, but I’m gonna complain the whole time.”

[@goose2888]

when the belchers are recording the english dub of the hawk and chick movie and linda keeps saying the mayor's lines over tina saying them and tina keeps going "mOOM"

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

0:14 this was a smart move Bob... She's still adjusting to the empty nest feeling

[@sarajohnson6855]

I do quote " if you aren't real, then why do I feel this way, lil babies!" Every day !

[@jackhatter5488]

I know this was from the episode where the Belchers posed as Mr fisheoders family for Thanksgiving but i quote this all the time from Linda: “I am not drunk! I’ve only had four half bottles of wine”😂😂😂

[@seejoshrun1761]

Along with "ooh, mini cupcakes! No matter what, stop me when I've had 16"

[@chandlergordon8878]

S5E14: When Gene says, "Three hundred dollars? Of MONEY?"

[@zz2782]

“Buckle it up! Buckle it up! Buckle it up or you’ll dieeee!”

[@BobBurgers1234]

When ever Duncan say “Buttle Rubies” is hilarious and our family loves to quote that.

[@UnknownDrawer87]

My personal favorite that I actually quote daily is “NONCANONICAL, NONCANONICAL, NONCANONICAL!” From Tina

[@wingnightbackwards]

"Oh my God" "HUH HUH HUH HUH"

[@bo-banski2883]

i quote the one scene tammy: "take. it. off" tina: "i.would.rather.die." every day of my life atp

[@Aleksaasha]

"Sandra! Sandra! Sandra! This is fun. It is fun. SANDRA! Where is she? SANDRA! Hey look it's Sandra." (I quote this entire episode tbh) "If you don't sue, shame on you." "I bet he's in there right now, sharpening his gun." These are just a few of my personal favorites lol

[@IAteABox]

I know I already commented but I feel I need to add this one before it’s too late Tina’s “Uhhhhhhhh”, I often find myself doing it for the funni

[@lifeisgood420365]

🎶 Wiiiiiiing Maaaaaaaan 🎶

[@yoongislesbiancult1161]

backstory my cat is named bob after the man himself and we call him mr.bob and every time i see him i say "do you need to use the facilities mr.bob" (episode where bob gets stuck in the wall and looses his mind)

[@Taalsman]

Whenever my gf asks me to calm down cause its not worth it i just stare at her and goes "It's the principle of the matter!"

[@writteninthestars02]

oh I go "prin-ci-ple!" all the time lol

[@Taalsman]

@@writteninthestars02 🤣🤣

[@lifeisgood420365]

🎶 i didnt kick it .. i didnt kick it.... I gently nudged it back into the sea... I didnt kick it... I didn't kick it, it had exactly the right amount of legs when i left it yeah 🎶

[@Clumsy_Zatanna]

i need a complication of bob talking to the thanks giving dinner

[@sodaboi2154]

I definitely quote this show a bunch but Linda saying: “This oven sucks!” Is my personal favorite to say when cooking with my ancient oven 🤣

[@mightyfilm]

From the Nice Capades episode where Linda was singing all the good things Louise did and she belts out "She told you to put away your penis and that was pretty cool." And if that's too vulgar, I also liked the time Tina said "You can be the joint beefs of staff."

[@lifeisgood420365]

🎶 i didnt kick it .. i didnt kick it.... I gently nudged it back into the sea... I didnt kick it... I didn't kick it, it had exactly the right amount of legs when i left it yeah 🎶

[@ThomasSH]

I always wake up at night and think about the toyshop owner realising his jacket is a bathrobe

[@lifeisgood420365]

Lmao that bit was so randomly good! Lol

[@Salithin]

Tammy seeing Gene use the bathroom and saying “oh my gawd” in the chinchilla episode. the quote itself isn’t much but the way she says it cracks me up Edit: Also, Louise saying “Apparently Sex sells! So we gotta find some sex and sell it” and “Oh, forget you and Jimmy Pesto’s peeing races for a minute” “Peeing races? Is that a sexual thing?”

[@StewNWT]

Now we have NOTHING to do on Father’s Day Always gets me

[@packnetadaija]

That “genetics” line sent me 😂😂😂😂

[@sfernando04]

I need more videos like this

[@louie.4047]

buckle it up buckle it up BUCKLE IT UP OR YOULL DIIIIIEEEE

[@ToyLolbit234]

I frequently quote that scene from Two for Tina where Zeke's like "Ah yeah girl! We got ourselves a dance ON!" XD

[@writteninthestars02]

that's my favorite episode. I especially love "I'm sorry, you are?" "Better than you." and "I thought you said you knew how to seduce your sister." "Wait, that's what we're doing?"

[@jaguarluv13]

Pass, the cranberry sauce, we’re having maShED POTATOES!

[@ligtblade7102]

"I WARNED YOU SKANK" will forever be my favorite thing that lives rent free in my head lol

[@hamsterstyle6152]

2:33 fun cussion (timestamp for me)

[@Quezletted]

I love the one where Andy and Ollie pee their pants and say “warm warm warm cold”

[@oliviaalbert8882]

I love when Mickey gets fired and bob says "I'm taking the pick" and Mickey yells "NOOOO"

[@vampirelove75]

My favorite is “eggs. Eggs eggs eggs. Bum bum.”

[@astrorobert7]

"Oh, put a mistletoe up my butt and kiss it, bobby."

[@ddlattier3843]

tammy auditioning for the school news always gets me 😭😭😭”NEWewEwWEWewEewWews…….News.”

[@ddlattier3843]

that whole episode is so good. tina telling tammy “i don’t like what you say but i admire how you say it”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ddlattier3843]

louise telling tina “that kid just fathered the crap outta you”😭😭😭😭my fav episode

[@YensidBuckingham]

" And I'm Kate Bush" LOL

[@acehealer4212]

3:46 This is devastating

[@gabriellaberman]

i always say Gene’s quote “yeah, if you like white people”

[@goose2888]

one of my faves too lmao

[@Valarieeexx]

“and im Kate bush!” RUNNING UP THAT HILL-

[@spikeness118]

LOVE THIS

[@CheapVacationYT]

great addition with the tomodachi life music at the end