Bailey's Billion$ Review

A dog inherits an old lady's fortune... because dogs can totally do that!
Original Air-Date: February 7, 2015

[@harmonicajay91]

"Sam's father died during child birth." ....Huh? Wait are they...? What? Did... Did he die on the way to the hospital? Did he suddenly have a fatal heart attack leaving the cartoon unfinished?

[@Payload82]

wait thats a good point how the hell did her father die during childbirth I see very large plot hole the size of the grand canyon with that her father died during childbirth simple solution would be her father died on the day she was born simple right

[@DankeDummkopf]

eastwing329 Maybe he considered it his last day of freedom, spent it drinking booze, and died of alcohol poisoning.

[@stupendoushorrendous8258]

He was trans, but got pregnant pre-op and then married a woman.

[@tylerfish2701]

Maybe it was someone who went through the same project Arnold Schwarzenegger got involved into in Junior.

[@kaijukid1443]

Insert Junior joke here...

[@JonathanG94]

Why the hell didn't they just let Tim Curry keep his British accent? No seriously, what's the reason for hiding his accent??? He always sounds like he's having trouble hiding it. Just let him keep it as there's no reason why he shouldn't be British in this movie.

[@jacksparrowismydaddy]

.... why are the dogs on a spinning carousel? I think they took puppy *MILL* too literally.

[@shwahgamer]

The only explanation I can think of is "They took it literally so they could make it cartoon-ish and not have to do any research into what an actual puppy mill looks and functions like because that'd be too dark."

[@rafaelfernandez6626]

I never knew the line "don't make m go geto on your ass" in a British accent while snapping your fingers would make me laph so much. Bravo bob!

[@johnalogue9832]

It just occurred to me...they expect to make "billions" from a puppy mill. I think the real evil is their understanding of finances.

[@julieemmacham]

Puppy mills are a thousand times worst then what they picture in this movie, one of my dogs was rescued from a puppy mill, he came out of there covered in shit, malnourished, scared of everything and with lots of health issues. He was still a good dog, he died because of his stomach turning when he was only 8, but we gave him the best life we could, even if he sadly had a short one.

[@NodDisciple1]

Yeah, they're awful.

[@maximusdork3336]

Salty Pearl I'm so sorry

[@kristalball527]

I adopted 2 dogs from a puppy mill. They were trying to create a new smallest breed of dog, so they put both of them into the same tiny cage and hardly fed them (which only kept their legs and kidneys from growing). I had to adopt both of them 'cause the sisters love each other too much and can never be separated.

[@RavenFoxAudio]

17:33 How the scene SHOULD have gone!!! *Sam:* You know, you're not the same person you used to be. *Mom:* Yeah, right. *Sam:* You've changed. You used to fight for what was right. You taught me that I had to have ideals and do the right things and follow through on them! *Bobsheaux:* Yes, I used to fight for what I believed in. I will fight and protest for animal rights until I am blue in the face. But if it comes down to a choice between that and my child, I'm giving that up! I had to learn the hard way how to play by the rules. What's going to have to happen to you for you to do the same? Why are kids movies so allergic to their characters having a little respect for their parents??? This scene would have made the movie have SO MUCH more meaning and purpose. And it would have shown how Mom was always putting Sam FIRST!

[@Bobsheaux]

Raven Fox Audio Because kids respecting their parents means that the parents must be ABUSING THEIR CHILDREN!!!! lol

[@RavenFoxAudio]

Bobsheaux Of course! My children only respect me because I beat them! I'm crushing their little souls by expecting them to do as they're told. RAWR!

[@zooemperor3954]

Raven Fox Audio it’s funny because some kids respect their parents without the parent being abusive. A respectful child is one that has good and/or competent parents

[@gracekim1998]

L Gaines exactly

[@999lazerman]

I think its because studios are afraid of the Parents’ backlash. I heard Hasbro got yelled at a lot for the Transformers Movie killing off so many characters. Every studio is a business and unfortunately, they need to prioritize their customers’ opinions over their own 100% of the time or they won’t pay attention to them anymore. It stinks, especially if it prevents good material from being published, but that is society for ya. 😅

[@bubbles46853-ep9if]

Wait...the FATHER died in childbirth?! What is he, a seahorse?

[@Bobsheaux]

***** Ah, so THAT'S what the "S" on his chest stands for. lol

[@Bobsheaux]

***** Don't look TOO hard, it's just a Superman joke. lol

[@skullknight4312]

Bobsheaux *S* *Sucks* to be aquaman.

[@blixer8384]

+Ash Williams You do know aqua-man has control of all sea life and water, he's also bullet proof.

[@yourbrother7835]

+Emmett Leone-Woods Take in a desert then

[@KnightofCentralFortress]

Forget puppy mills and animal abuse; this movie is Jennifer Tilly abuse.

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

16:47 Jennifer, honey, this isn't a Chucky sequel! You aren't playing Tiffany!!

[@SuperSwordman1]

She's just confused because that role actually had more dignity.

[@Bobsheaux]

Dean Cain, Tim Curry, Jennifer Tilly, and Jon Lovitz star in a talking dog movie. If entirely possible, ENJOY!

[@nikosafer1]

Bobsheaux Seriously why the hell there not a single movie about a talking dog (or any animal) that dosen't sucks ass?

[@Rebel_Railroad_Productions]

Bobsheaux @ 4:03 I always figured that dead rich folks giving their fortune away to their pets was just a bunch of Hollywood mambo-jumbo. I had no idea that people who were loaded did that shit. Jesus. We live in one strange world don't we Bob?

[@thatguycalledphil6808]

Bobsheaux I'm not sure if I can sit through this one, I guess you can say *"I'm really really scared!"*

[@Bobsheaux]

TheRedNeckGamer777 If memory serves me right, I think Bubbles is still in a legal battle over Michael Jackson's estate.

[@Bobsheaux]

nikosafer1 Homeward Bound was pretty good. lol

[@oliverdage9031]

Maybe that dog was given some of that moonbeam magic.

[@teedup8995]

Then that would make this some bizarre spinoff to the,,,,,,,,,,, animated Titanic movie!!

[@Lishadra]

Fun fact: You can hear Tim Curry read A Christmas Carol on Audible. It's delightful.

[@AlchemicKeyblader]

>woman describes canine as being her "sword and her shield." Did...did this movie foretell the Pokémon games--?

[@moonkingdomify]

I just come back to the visuals when I start hearing the dogs singing to opera and then witness a guy holding up dogs who are singing opera while singing opera himself and probably the most dangerous factory setting every created. What the fuck movie?!

[@ThatOneShyguyVideos]

5:49 It was a that moment ... that Jennifer Tilly knew ... her career was over.

[@wilsonkierankitsune]

Every time you say Sam and Max, I keep imagining a big dog and psychotic bunny being the main characters of this movie.

[@TheRockyCrowe]

Wilson Bennett omg. thank you for the nostalgia. Now its in my head too. x'D

[@SuperSwordman1]

Would have made a funner movie. And in THAT setting an over the top puppy mill like this makes sense.

[@NodDisciple1]

05:50 "IT'S NOT FAIR!" My thoughts about having such big-name talent in such an awful film. :-/ 10:40 And Tim Curry does a tamer version of his Pennywise laugh. A-HA! A-HA! A-HA!

[@curlyfordoge4366]

Ah sweet! I just got a billion dollars?! Oh wait, I can't use dollars, shit.

[@woodenfloor8563]

Don't make me get ghetto on your ass. *Snaps fingers*

[@farcry223]

Well that's pretty cool. I happen to be a Canadian from St John's, Newfoundland and one of the writers of this movie is Mary Walsh who is also from St John's.

[@gabriellavedier9650]

Funny story... the movie you want to see, about the henchman with hidden depths and love for dogs, kind of got made, and was even about a dog named Bailey. Bizarre. I was checking Netflix to see if this was there and found something to the effect of "Bailey: A Night in Cowtown." It got bad human actors, a rather weak plot and is apparently part of a series so there are references in need of unpacking. But, in the middle of the rescue portion of the movie (which features low-grade criminals and a doggie mistaken identity plot) the intimidating badass biker dude has to watch a kid who came for the dog that belongs to someone he knows. And then we get the part you wanted. The biker dude with a criminal record used to be a famous and successful stuntman, and the place they both are was the setting for one of his movies. He gives a long, clearly enjoyed explanation about the movie, how he loved what he did and even how he regrets how things have gone. It's the right amount of semi-cheesy emotion that erases some of the sins of the movie. Some. I wish I could say you should watch it but finding it is likely to be hard. It left Netflix (oh, but A Pony Tale, the other movie by that A Talking Cat?!? guy is there now? No justice I tell ya...) so I have no idea where to find it besides bargain bins. But I wanted you to know the movie you seek really does exist in some form.

[@ColeYote]

> Written by Mary Walsh Wait, what? Like, This Hour Has 22 Minutes Mary Walsh? I've watched this review like four times, how is this the first time I've noticed that? Mary, you're hilarious. What happened?

[@rainyseer]

6:43 dat Nostalgic Critic moment doe

[@AnthonyWatson1508]

This must before bobsheaux couldn't stand nostalgia critic

[@rainyseer]

@@AnthonyWatson1508 Wait? what happened with him and Nostagia critic?

[@AnthonyWatson1508]

@@rainyseer bobsheaux got upset with the critic after he the whole the channel awesome scandal. Where the nostalgia critic and few others said and did a lot of things that made linkara, phelous and 90% of the other critics leave the channel awesome website.

[@rainyseer]

@@AnthonyWatson1508 ooooh god....

[@LikaLaruku]

13:23 This whole scene. I can just see Obscurus Lupa smiling from ear to ear. XD

[@Bobsheaux]

+Jill Sandwich I'm sure that's referencing something I'm not familiar with. I haven't seen a lot of Lupa. lol

[@LikaLaruku]

Bobsheaux Obscurus Lupa is a comedian reviewer who plays a character & reviews extremely cheesy B movies like Birdemic, The Room, & The Amazing Bulk. & speaking of The Amazing Bulk, both it & "Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa" are those kinds of CGI cartoons that make Dire Straits: Money for Nothing look like Pixar in comparison. You might get a good laugh out of them.

[@Bobsheaux]

+Jill Sandwich Oh no, I know who she IS, I just haven't seen everything she's done. lol What specifically does 13:23 remind you of?

[@LikaLaruku]

Bobsheaux 13:23 is just that kind of scenes you remember in an otherwise forgettable movie. I could see her & Phelous laughing over it.

[@RedShirtRemyStarship]

Why is Lex Luthor singing opera with puppies?

[@JonathanG94]

Isn't it strange that Dean Cain and Tim Curry were both in episodes of Criminal Minds at some point?

[@DennisBillington]

Jon Lovitz is my favorite voice actor. He voiced Jay Sherman in my favorite show "The Critic"! And in his famous words, IT STINKS!!!

[@ShadeMeadows]

Sam & Max, eh? They got the dog part right, but where is the bunny?

[@livingdeaddollsjunky9543]

So dr frank n furter And Tiffany the killer doll are in a movie together if only it was a different movie

[@NodDisciple1]

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. D:

[@koichidignitythief7429]

I can't help but hear Jay Sherman whenever the dog talks

[@mitchfletcher2386]

Same voice actor!!!

[@mahounoahohale-bopp6285]

1 like=1 prayer for the actors.

[@randyjacobs6043]

Love the reviews you put out, but there has been something bothering me about your videos since i started watching. And that is the volume of your opening is a lot louder in contrast to the rest of the video. If it's not asking too much, is it possible for you to lower the volume on your intro in upcoming videos?

[@oliviapanzica8833]

the one thing I''ll give this movie credit for is that I learned about puppy-mills from it

[@FloppyRodrigo]

7:27 He killed me with a sword, Mal. How weird is that?

[@NoName-uf6rf]

13:13 I can't believe this film used turandot. Thumbs up just for that

[@invaderzak11]

Why Tim? Why?

[@that2Kguy]

Because he needed the money, man.

[@JacobHillSBD]

+that2Kguy We've got to have money!

[@kristalball527]

After all those other crappy things he's been in, I'm not surprised.

[@PokeDude011]

R.I.P. Tim Curry's Career

[@rainyrouge5123]

I'm pretty sure it was dead long before this film.

[@alanzapreservationtheythem2861]

So sad PokeDude011, he was hilarious in movies like: IT, Home Alone 2, Clue, etc. So sad

[@danieldb631]

I hear "Sam & Max" in this review and kept looking for a big dog in a suit with a little white bunny close by.

[@GeneralPrincessDaisy]

5:26 To be fair, I'd think the same. Anything against the establishment makes me happy.

[@NorthStar8211]

This movie is very similar to Disney's 1986 "The Richest Cat in the World" except that the heir is a cat instead of a dog and there is no animal rights subplot. Also, the 1986 one is a better movie in my opinion. The number 1 real life instance of millionaires leaving their fortune to pets that I instantly recall when watching such movies is the 2007 case of Leona Helmsley leaving her mone to her pet Maltese dog named Trouble.

[@juhaniaho6698]

4:27 Must be a Bobsheaux! (Ta-da!)

[@CMW1995]

This movie....is... an EMBARRASSMENT. I feel so sorry for Curry, Lovitz and Tilly *Edit: WHOA whoa wait! The DAD died during child birth? ARE.YOU.KIDDING?! What, did he croak in the middle of the delivery room or something?

[@sharonpereira4501]

R.I.P Tim Curry's greatnesses.

[@dontwatchtheworldburn3673]

3:48 Has he also been her missionary in a foreign field?

[@spookyrosev6467]

I still remember seeing the trailer

[@littlerollingbean]

This film reminds me on the fact companies like PETA make out animals are extremely sick (to the point where their fur is in clumps, shedding and bald) in fur farms... But then why have I never seen a coat that looks as sick as the animal the farm supposedly abused?

[@Lishadra]

PETA has actually been known to cause more harm to the animals than what they claim causes them. For example, they did an advert about shearing sheep and made the lamb look all bloody. Shearing is actually HARMLESS and even GOOD for the sheep. *kicks soap box away* I'm done now.

[@littlerollingbean]

Lishadra They staged the skinning alive video. 'Nuff said.

[@Lishadra]

+little rolling bean (littlerollingbean) Yeah or that. Much more concise than my rant. XD

[@quantumblur_3145]

*Doctor Teddy walks in* O hai, Teddy.

[@georgedevries3992]

Hey Bob, major fan of your reviews. Can you please tell me the title of that opera song that plays at 13:12 minute mark in your video? I just love opera and I have been searching all over the web to listen to it!

[@kristalball527]

19:04 Hey, I've adopted a Collie that people found in the woods, being raised by a pack of wild dogs.

[@MadSparrow]

He put that hat on and I felt faint for a sec. o_O

[@Bobsheaux]

+Mad Sparrow Ha ha, you're really weird! ^_^

[@MadSparrow]

+Bobsheaux You replied. :0

[@homecruz7743]

Must be a Baileysheaux!🐶💰

[@RedShirtRemyStarship]

Tim Curry is always a win.

[@tf2disneylover1258]

Every time you said Sam and Max, all I could think of was the Freelance Police. What are your and Raven's thoughts on that, Bobsheaux?

[@quantumblur_3145]

4:50 the delivery is painful; EMOTE AT LEAST A LITTLE OMG

[@MARYANNLABE-m3j]

Do you love Tim Curry? What is your favorite Tim Curry roles?

[@Oliver01958]

8:15 I Love Rat Race lol

[@1000huzzahs]

"it STINKS!"

[@1000huzzahs]

+Riff Chick (I swear I typed this before the end, good on you XD)

[@drawntoicehockey]

At 13:28, I was like, "Lol, that's weird." It was then that I realised someone asked for that to be in a film.

[@jacksmith-ct7nv]

I am starting to think Tim Curry likes taking roles in small budget shlock fests

[@SuperSwordman1]

It does allow him to ham it up without seeming out of place.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

5:40-5:49 That was a solid line.

[@LittleJoeTheMoonlightCat]

Yea Tim Curry is Lamenting his Career, The Man that was The Best Rooster in Annie, His Roll in Clue, Pennywise The Dancing Clown in IT, To be Reduced to Bailey's Billions. It's Alright Tim, I still Love You.

[@JonathanG94]

Samantha; future member of PETA.

[@JacobHillSBD]

More along the lines of CEO of PETA.

[@JonathanG94]

Jacob Hill LOL good one!

[@allisonelizabeth6596]

Isn't that ironic?

[@bloodrunsclear]

Oogieloves review sent me here

[@gracekim1998]

I unfortunately can’t rewatch that review because it’s been blocked 😔

[@AnthonyWatson1508]

Tim curry is my favorite actor of all time.

[@malcolmjohnston9726]

do a review of a cars life 3 the royal heist or piper penguin and his fantastic flying machines

[@BraUnY74]

Actually, dog talking while Interpreteur guy doesn't look at them makes sense. It's not like Chinese people can't communicate when a Mandarin specialist doesn't hear them, so it makes sense as a sort of continuous Dogese-English dub. Although, maybe they idea could've been explained better, if they used subtitles, or even better - actual body language.

[@WindowsXPFrog]

Tim Curry, what are you doing? :(

[@NodDisciple1]

Getting paid. Even if the Movie is bad. :-S

[@MDthornton83]

Why was Tim Curry in this movie?

[@Bobsheaux]

+MDthornton83 Good reputation, and not a lot else going on in his career at the time, probably.

[@MDthornton83]

Well, this wasn't one of his better roles. At least not in my humble opinion.

[@laurenregnier3710]

How about you review The Golden Compass movie ? It may have talking animals , but at least it's not stupid .

[@avacornthelastponybender8583]

So...The Duke, but the dog talks. Got it!

[@jeremyusreevu237]

5:49-5:56 Every movie ripoff companies reaction to Disney, Pixar, and DreamWorks.

[@hurricanefury439]

5:05 yeah this kid is clearly not well adjusted and has been radicalized at a young age by her activist mother. when this happens in real life the child often becomes an idological extremist in later life and is willing to be far more violent than their parents were. if someone is talking like that at her age and is doing so even after being seprated from the bad influence then they need immediate intervention or else they will probably be killing people for the cause by their 20s.

[@TsukiCondor]

Is this cats scratch but with a dog also dose any one remember ????

[@apenguinwearingatophat5847]

matt bohan Catscratch? The Nick cartoon that everyone seems to have forgotten? I loved that show! :D

[@TsukiCondor]

I never saw much of it other than the opening and the micky dees toys for the show

[@TsukiCondor]

Nice post hunter cn is doing better the nick the only good show on Nick is that new Ninja Turtles show that I still not yet watched

[@LewisDavies2007]

If you think that one is terrible, you should check out Pudsey the Dog the movie!

[@stagelinedpro]

Dog movies are the bane of my existence. But this movie looks like a standard bad dog movie, nothing offensive.

[@almnd4444]

DP - Deep Poo-poo! Hey, her initials said it all!

[@semiswt1]

Why is your theme so loud?

[@shellykemp5868]

2:47-2:52 Worst. Special FX. Ever.

[@jshadowhunter]

12:20 Sam & Max..... FREELANCE POLICE!

[@alanzapreservationtheythem2861]

Not really Turmoil that was funnier than this

[@bijanthegr91]

Does anyone know "The Monkey Lady" is the actress who plays Andrea from the Walking Dead? Not sure if this took place before or after this movie? But if it was after this movie, then oh my god she has seriously overcome truly the most bullshit role of her life! And improved greatly. However for the rest of the movie, Bobsheaux? What the fuck are we suppose to take from this?! Dean Cain? Tim Curry(who is my most beloved actor)? Jennifer Tilly (who was one of my first Celeb crushes, and kinda still is, despite our age difference, I still find her attractive)? Why? I mean I'm not sure what the hell happened to Dean? But the rest of them have done far better films and should be above shit like this. As for Jon Lovitz...He can just play anything, I think he will do well (with this film as an exception), so I'm not too hurt by that fact. Also the film is just...well, pretty much what you just said at the end of the review. Also despite the role, Jennifer Tilly is still quite lovely to look at and listen to, I would probably lose to her in poker, but I wouldn't care.

[@Bobsheaux]

+Bijan Hakimian What happened to Dean Cain? The Superman curse, that's what. :(

[@bijanthegr91]

Well, I wonder how Henry Cavill will end...Who wants to bet he will end up doing a Happy Madison project in the near future?

[@Bobsheaux]

+Bijan Hakimian I'll tell you how it'll end; he'll be remembered for being history's greatest monster for simply doing what ANYONE would've done in his situation. :/ Superman killing genocidal maniac = NOT as big of a travesty as you think!! lol

[@bijanthegr91]

Let's not forget, destroying all of Metropolis while fighting this genocidal maniac, who in my opinion was more sympathetic, because he was merely trying to save his race (Although there were more diplomatic solutions he could've done). I'm more complaining about how this Superman decimated a heavily populated city, and did nothing to prevent loss of life. It's okay for him to Kill Zod, but he should've done it sooner, or better yet took the fight elsewhere, I mean he could've trick Zod in fighting him away from the populated areas. This is why I am a fan of Marvel's Avengers, because at least Captain America made a quick plan to prevent a huge loss of civilian life. So they're more of a hero than Superman. Well them and Batman, because he tries to save lives.

[@zooemperor3954]

How did the dog get the entire fortune 🔮? I’m pretty sure The Duke proved how well that turned out now did it!?

[@tylerfish2701]

Wait, a dog whose owner passes away, but inheirets their fortune? That's the plot of the Duke! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[@masterofthelag8414]

Gives the money to the dog.... isn't this the plot to 'Making Money', the terry pratchett book?

[@LittleJoeTheMoonlightCat]

Alright Time for This Cat to Unleash the Brat on That Dog. And unlike Cats, Dogs Don't have the Power of Kage No Yoni.

[@coleruhoff9619]

Animal cruelty and phantom of the puppy mill

[@Tristinthereviewguy2003]

Oh yeah, now I remember... This movie exists

[@alvinchimp1392]

Errr, so does the dog talker guy basically get the dogs money then since he's talking for the dog......

[@LittleJoeTheMoonlightCat]

Uh, Um Hey Bobsheaux I thought a Puppy Mill was a Pound. Because Didn't Charlie Brown get Snoopy from a Puppy Mill.

[@toyland_f]

Why didn't you make a Sam &Max joke seeing how does were the names of the kids?

[@liamgardner2985]

Yeah. My dad died during childbirth too.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

1:48-1:54 Still better than his accent in Congo.

[@alicianelson1252]

That women took her daughter out of school for a protest she didn't need to be in she is an unfit mother.

[@jaygooese4242]

This movie exists (ding!)

[@Caldella]

Someone clearly has no clue how actual puppy mills work or what they look like.

[@SOPsurvive]

What's Tim curry doing in this?

[@JonathanG94]

Mateo Invierno A very legitimate question. Have to wonder why.

[@tayloryork8185]

... I'm not sure if this movie made more or less sense as a kid.

[@gracekim1998]

Tim Curry is British? I didn’t even know 😆

[@janecklyn]

Any chances of reviewing Barbie: Fairy Secret or A Fashion FairyTale? Seriously, these movies are just so...ugh

[@Tytoalba777]

Wow, the fact that Oprah is leaving her money to here dogs makes me lose quite a bit of respect for her. I would have thought she would leave a million or two to her children, and then the rest to charity...