Bodega Boys Ep 176: Cracka Valley

[@ChenoBliss]

You two have to write all of the grand theft auto radio commercials.

[@barih4prez]

ChenoBliss wait... could that be why they took so much time off?

[@ChenoBliss]

@@barih4prez it would be a genius move on behave of both rockstar and the brand

[@GoldenBlissWithin]

😵 omg this is a brilliant idea! Get on it Rockstar!

[@anthonyta4896]

The second half of this episode is nothing short of LEGENDARY

[@LAVirgo67]

They started talking about pino way before Desus caught on that they were talking about pino.

[@allgemini05]

Dee Dee haha yup.... I noticed that and I was wondering when one of them were going to mention it.

[@CylindersxCalibers]

niggas high

[@lights84]

The impromptu Bronx dinosaur street harassment sketch might be the most avante garde comedy I've ever heard. 1:12:30

[@jay_wats_]

Mero speaking in tongues during the intro would make a sick reggaeton record 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@earlsadness6011]

Jason Watson it’s an actual song i remember it from my childhood don’t remember what it’s called though

[@jay_wats_]

@@earlsadness6011 Oh snap. When you remember, drop a line 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[@earlsadness6011]

Jason Watson kzbin.info/www/bejne/qXqai594ZpeZbZo

[@jay_wats_]

@@earlsadness6011 God bless.

[@RamosDominicano]

Kulikitaki 😂😂😂🇩🇴🇩🇴🇩🇴

[@allgemini05]

I’m assuming that the 1 dislike is from someone in Utah 🙄

[@Michaeltarantio87]

WHOOO?

[@allgemini05]

Michael Tarantino87 lmao wait... now there’s zero dislikes?!? Did I accidentally call you out and you felt compelled to unlike your dislike?

[@Juneseptember103]

People in Utah do hella coke so he was just coming down

[@allgemini05]

vulta01 lmao

[@Michaeltarantio87]

@@allgemini05 Ha! not at All hun, been a bodega boy since 87 Ossining,NY.... YERRRRRRR

[@SeanThomas]

"Oh shit, I thought you was from Terror Squad! My bad!"

[@EverythingBlaxx]

That shit sent me LMFAO

[@Dzhanu-Tsuniga]

4:32, I was expecting "ENVY! ENVY! ENVY!"

[@cdawg9531]

Or Akademiks lmao

[@Another14-]

23:34 Desus sounds like that talking cat from Team Rocket 🤣🤣

[@Goatchild90]

Meowth

[@Another14-]

@@Goatchild90 that's right

[@SlantHalen]

This shit got me in tears

[@uriah9559]

racist meowth

[@erizabeta]

THE LORD HAS ALLOWED ME TO OVERLOAD THE VOLUME ON YOUR IPHONE

[@silviadiaz1248]

Mero really just turned the kulikitakatiki merengue into speaking in tongues at church 🤦‍♀️😂😂😂

[@jaycee6068]

Silvia Diaz that shit still has me lmao

[@KayATickStyles]

Yo yall wildin this episode made it mad longer not talking about pino then I thought! GANG GANG!

[@kayceecee-]

About time - Julio was takin’ mad long!!

[@harryh6599]

the content is 💪🏽 this kanye album got me speaking in tongues like jeremy renner

[@RamosDominicano]

Yooo I bet Julia wild heated right now with Desus making all these Gayle King references.

[@pepperjack91]

"I thought you was in Terror Squad" had me HOLLERING

[@Ghost_Nava]

That blessing come in drop is hilarious

[@BeaCanImation]

This intro gave me chills! Yakubian Jesus Forgive!

[@nmstep]

Terror Squad got me 😭😭😭

[@AOU_D]

There the only KZbin video I click that never has ads

[@Centerpiece6]

I’m here brand strong 💪

[@edwardwebb9267]

so far so great, dying of laughter

[@wellergurl]

OMG... that Dominican "scat" at 0:55. 😂😂😂❤️

[@skatinwhenican]

They Made It 41 Mins No Pino Talk. #SucioBoys

[@adj4596]

41:45 my guy,almost a 42

[@sachmoney]

"Ebola is coming back on it's own." -Desus Nope. Worse.

[@Scxoop123]

KAREN WAA YAA DOO? 💀💀💀

[@umachoww]

I love desus auntie impression 54:18

[@nikkijohnson5249]

OMG 🎶My viral sensation 🎶 😂😂😂

[@burnae1014]

RIP to the brand man😢

[@jaycee6068]

Lmao!!! Tony Sunshine singing the medley for the Bodega Boys on Broadway!!! Lmap

[@Avrielfer]

When mero started talking in tounges and did the taka taka teekee i lost it

[@davidhues1304]

Lol Bodega Boys’ church gonna give out nutcrackers and Dutches for communion.

[@tansit807]

56:18 - 56:30 may be my favorite ten seconds from the podcast ever "crack and sexuality are different" 😂

[@jonahda0mega]

I was just watching the bill burr interview,classic 👌

[@KuntaQuintin]

Lmao just saw the title and run time and already knew we were in for some A1

[@Pyrogully]

Yoo they wild for this

[@Melaninenmtns]

1:36:40 Desus thought about that bag.

[@c.anthonyjohnson259]

YUERRRRRRRRRR #BODEGABOYS #AboutLastNightsoflo #showtime

[@nocap4739]

CAPS LOCK MERO strikes again

[@ech0828]

Blowin on cartridges started from my older brother Raheem [Big Rahh] back in the days of Atari 2600.. The mechanism used to get stuff caught in it.. Now u know

[@M10Graphics]

THE DISLIKES ARE FROM 2 PEOPLE FROM UTAH. HALF THEIR POPULATION.

[@alberthenderson7787]

I listened to your music and If I was Virgin I would go out side and have a 🚊 ran on me--I can't even today 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OddVerb]

Bodega Boy branded PrEP I’m DEAD.

[@Carlo.WTF416]

The Soho House comment, bruuuhhhhh lmaooo

[@kylevalentine2448]

I can't believe they brought up Legend of Kage, I thought NO ONE knew about that game

[@jonah7286]

Lmaooooo they legit are going in on Pno.....Then Desus looks down and it hits him......"Damn...It be ya own peoples. Pno talk at the 41 minute mark." LoL #ItsALivin

[@ianphipps8230]

Holy Shit 2:07 that was beautiful

[@cakafella]

My volume is on 1 how is it so loud?The lord has allowed me to Overlord the volume on your Iphone

[@violentaardvark]

So smacked I thought the shiny thing on mirrors hat was something on my phone screen and I was trying to scrape it off for a long time

[@Carlo.WTF416]

Bruh, you know what you do on them long flights? Eat enough edibles for three panic attacks, I guarantee by the time you wake up, you'll have arrived to your destination lolll

[@SweatervestQuartet]

Bodega hive how fire would it be to see Desus & Mero go for a NYC ride along? The jokes write themseleves.

[@dwaynemclennon3041]

YEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!

[@SarVaughan]

So I've been a fan for a few yrs now from the UK🇬🇧 while I get 85% of the references and can work out another 10% can yaaaaaal pls tell me what a white claw and a nutcracker is 😁😁

[@ceeza314]

a white claw is a canned alcoholic beverage. google it. 100% theyve made it across the pond. a nutcracker is a homemade alcoholic drink that people make then sell for cheap as a hustle.

[@SarVaughan]

@@ceeza314 😀 well I knew the were alcohol related. Thank you

[@Carlos-oq4ox]

the H&M slander part was amazing

[@heather_germanotta]

The bodega princess sounds like Bhad Babbie

[@nikkijohnson5249]

OMG y'all are going to hell 😂😂😂 #TheBrandIsStrong

[@KittyCat1993-m6t]

yo Pianos use to be wild!!!! lol saw mad ppl get slapped there

[@rafaeashraf605]

ya'll got dj Hassan all the way from buffalo on the show. shout out to dj Hassan

[@kytianasenigar4022]

you guys need the "onedick" as Ray J's "One wish"

[@chrisortiz5959]

Pro bowl in Orlando now but facts don’t matter

[@mariamadanae]

my stomach hurts from laughing holy shit

[@Rob810Flint]

The kids and the coroner shit was Funny ASF

[@Postell]

pumpkin spice white claw lmao

[@haysoos7945]

Bodega Hive in Salt Lake City 🤘🏽😂

[@1.--_--.1]

Benediction by KRS-1 😂

[@goosedubby4472]

"New corpse, for Newport's" 🔥✔

[@joshuapage684]

Yerrrrrrrrr

[@kyleseay5600]

Mr Fun Fun & the OnlyFans shit omfg😭😂😭😂

[@klfjoat]

Wait, why don't you want to come to Baton Rouge???

[@paperclipmaxx]

"you're just so sexy" hahahaha

[@Akirasloss]

H&M is for broke boys 😂🤣🤣

[@freshprince1020]

Shoutout the whole LES ah ah ah

[@UndergroundChemist]

ahhh shit hes speaking the tongue hahahah 0:45 kulikitaka

[@psmitherson]

The guts are soothed

[@charlesoliviera]

YERRRRRRRR

[@CalladaTormenta]

Yo, Judy gonna kick Mero's ass one of these days lol

[@UTubeGenius]

That plunger comment took me the fuck out

[@adj4596]

Pro bowl in Vermont

[@Jay-uw4bu]

So yall just gon attack me with those H&M comments? Aight

[@taysan98]

wow they predicted the ebola outbreak

[@twoodbeats]

Who wants to go to Utah... in February?

[@cocoapeach]

Facebook aunties for Jesus lol 54:12

[@amersfreon]

MN is way closer than Korea!

[@prodbyryshy]

This show is like a therapy session they just reminding me of all the bullshit I've done

[@3serio]

I be hitting it froggy style but I be fucking up sometimes

[@aaronpolite4281]

Ritz Bitz Commando

[@kaleb9375]

this bit fucking killed me 38:30

[@IndicaBoy]

seriously a one episode of the Bodega Boys tv sitcom with a live audience would be amazing.

[@misterfilmguy]

The brand is brolic-a-bababa

[@dennisbrown9635]

It started with the Atri 2600 cartridge

[@gothboithick]

i’m tryna go to a social club for drugs

[@sarahmathieu6122]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@ammaribrahim77]

which episode is it when they talk about the terrorist baby lol ?

[@Bonobanos]

thats a while back, im catching up on all the podcast eps and thats gotta be somewhere 30 eps back

[@starchiiiiild]

1:28:12

[@jayswifa]

RELAXXXXXXXXXX

[@tubamilk1]

54:23 😂😂😂😂

[@purplebruh98]

just sent my tides to $bibleboys

[@PrettyCoG]

*Tithes

[@adj4596]

Surprised ? How does Utah even have the ability to pickup this podcast

[@The_Hospital]

bless

[@andrerene6394]

yo pete davidson stole that nextflix bit from the pod