BODOWATCH (A Lifeguard Story)

And here is more LAWAK BODOH. Cite Baywatch memang lejen tahun 90an. But here's my version. Patutlah dorang nak jadi lifeguard. Suka duduk tinggi2 rupanya.
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#douglaslim #lawakbodoh #lifeguard

[@shiannbeng6375]

This guy is truly gifted. With his ear to the ground, he renders the best kind of irony and witty sarcasm aimed at our tone-deaf political and institutional leaders as with each passing day rakyat gets helplessly mired in our current dystopia. His humour has numbed my pain.

[@selfmadegod8341]

He's actually a bit camera shy... I suggest showing more facial expressions in different characters.

[@diyaanuur877]

His analogies are superb!

[@gavinpotter8741]

Could not have said it better

[@crossg6104]

Personally, I do not think there is such a thing as the word “rakyat”. This word is non-existent as can be readily witnessed daily. If we are “rakyat”, there should be a higher institution that can take action against all these injustice and blatant lies from this current #Kerajaan Bangsat and every department that associates with it. We are now “kita”. It’s just us normal folks here. Where most leaders driving big cars and still get their monthly allowance and side income, the poor getting poorer. Independence is over-hyped because we could be better without.

[@afjanaizad6338]

You pilih kita? Kita pilih kita!!! Haha. You damn right, bro...

[@RayMak]

Puji lahhh sikittttt! Swimming boleh, tapi tak boleh basahhhhh!!

[@mitaa8669]

lmao ray also here

[@amirism91]

First time ray mak cakap melayu

[@mitaa8669]

@@amirism91 haah

[@NashTheGreat]

@@amirism91 mana ada

[@mhdrazman4764]

wrap satu badan dgn plastik.... baru tk basah

[@BeatBallaBeat]

Syarat On Pantai (SOP) Swimming boleh tapi tak boleh basah 🤣😂

[@hocklaikhor8353]

pakai je baju hujan. haha

[@zainizaudi3678]

Macam sial kihkih tak masuk akal je. All the best

[@stateofanarchyewrestling2166]

Sepa yg dislike tu mesti yg suka pegang kaki kerusi tinggi tu.

[@kingdarenchia851]

Tak suka org tu , org yg jilat kaki jari ia org duduk kat kerusi tu

[@phantomlover4520]

Mesti ada cirit birit

[@mdhafidzhabib87]

kipas bawah kerusi jilat bontot terus...bau kentut.....

[@iqbalnawawi6318]

Hahahahahahaha padat weii padattttttt hahaha

[@xileflien]

Yaaaa lah, I wish I could like ur comment 1m times... 👍

[@medey8086]

" kerusi baru dah sampai lagi tinggi " hahaha..mkn dlm bro🔥🔥🔥

[@na_lowe680]

Kevin Wong Shark Protection (KWSP) pun tak boleh bantu orang kena kejar shark.. Sampai last ada jeritan.. Jeritan apa tuu? Kena bunuh lah.. Deep meaning, KWSP tak boleh bantu bayar hutang last sekali suic*de..

[@sharifahabubakar2231]

Taktau nak gelak ke nak nangis..sbb semua yg dia parodikan tu kesedihan yg nyata..

[@Jack_Boon]

I want to laugh, but its actually sad to know that this is the reality, where people who were given the utmost power by us, doesn't actually give a shit to give the slightest assistance to the ones who are suffering at the brink of their lives. I mean come on, I understand humans are selfish, but why can't we be logically selfish? There are many ways that you could still remain at the top while also help the ones who are at their worse. Why the fuck not?

[@seafong]

These sick lifeguards will laugh at you if you think you "pilihan" them.

[@yingsters]

Because all their lives they haven't earned what they have gotten. They are where they are today not because of merit or hard-work. It was all handed out to them - FREE. When you get free passes in life, you won't know how to work for anything let alone grasp the concept of working for a living. It's the lack of conscientiousness and lack of the sense of knowing right from wrong that baffle. These, I believe, are not moral obligations but spiritual obligations (spiritual is different from religious; one is about what's inside a person (from it comes character), while the other is all about outward appearance. BTW, work builds character too) Lastly, as they say, power corrupts - it corrupts, first of all, spiritually, then, morally. And underneath power is the greed of, not, what, but, how much I can get for my$elf.

[@karinzdailyhustle8194]

@@yingsters, Very well said. Totally agree with your statement. It is time RAKYAT ensure all our elected MPs work as hard, if not more for us. Including setting up KPIs for every task they are supposed to deliver for the nation. If employees are subjected to KPI reviews, our MP n politicians should also be subjected to such KPIs

[@ryanashley1loong580]

Bc bodo

[@zephirothia]

@@seafong but we didnt give the power to them..the agong did

[@akmalghazalli4627]

Memang tak masuk akal, tapi sejak bila kita ada akal. Savage bro 🤣🤣🤣

[@peterkung1789]

Duduk tinggi tinggi, action makan mee maggi, kocek banyak money money, rakyat susah sana sini, YB nampak cam x peduli, rakyat dibiarkan mati sendiri, PRU 15 nanti pancing undi, sekarang rakyat makan ubi, YB kat luar negara happy happy!!!

[@jamesaldina6749]

Woowwww Pantun 9 kerat...tak pernah2...kihkihkihhh

[@cikguazrina2359]

A very good and creative pantun👌🏻

[@rahimmajid647]

Kevin Wong Shark Protection. Ah....Made my day. Thank you.

[@masterkutai]

The reason this is funny is also the same reason why this is very depressing.

[@zoolhilmiahmad9671]

100% true

[@raindrop6397]

After many years down the road, I will watch back all DL KZbin video especially the current one, to tell story to my children or even grand children about what’s happening in Malaysia in 2020 and 2021 video by video…

[@danieladam8694]

Kita pilih kita 👍

[@chongcheeyeong7985]

Best quote of the day 👍

[@THEMOSTCHANNELVlogs]

sokong

[@mohdzuwairi8860]

Terbaik la bro...kali ni mmg faham sgt...tepat sekali...keep it up...thumbs up...semua up..suka tinggi kn...😂😂

[@steventan6381]

Funny and sad at the same time. Sad because of where this beautiful country is heading with the current 'life guard'. Very sad.

[@liewcheanvin6012]

a moment of silence for this country and its 'lifeguard'

[@stanleywong19]

So many disqualified Life Guards in this country. Painful of people...

[@SHoRichVlog]

Couldn’t agree more.

[@princepsionic]

More people will die due to the retarded government. Rip Malaysian.

[@steventan6381]

@@princepsionic It's sad to the extend of feeling hopeless. People everywhere is 'surrendering' with white flag yet the government said it doesn't mean the rakyat is suffering.

[@alopz89]

Don't know want to cry or laugh😭🤣

[@isdachamp]

This is gold..thank you for cheering us during this tough time..

[@ocswoodlands]

jadi lifeguard Sebab suka duduk tinggi tinggi lihat peluang merompak..

[@SP-Steel]

Humorous and sad at the same time. The fact that we can laugh and relate to this sketch shows how broken our system is. Kipidap Douglas!!

[@johnlittle2303]

Sejak bila you pilih kita? Kita pilih kita! Hahaha rosak demokrasi negara kita apabila undi rakyat dipersia-siakan.. Tak ada nilai, kerajaan tak dipilih rakyat

[@NelFonOppa]

Your views are gaining traction, DL. Probably from your continous uploads with new contents every few days. Keep it going!

[@ShaqKoyokArt]

Suara macam Najib lah. 🤣🤣🤣 How did he do that?

[@mubarakeasaam]

This is brilliant. This is master piece!

[@thesiulailai4896]

Kevin Wong Shark protection untuk selamatkan diri 😄😆

[@stevendass8212]

This bro, telling the truth and mirroring our country's situation 😤

[@sallester73]

U nvr fail to make me laugh. Ur content is always of current or hot issue. Love the sarcasm. 🤣 👍🏻

[@phantomgamingstore]

It truly reflects everything ongoing in the country right now. Bloody lifeguards tutup mata when doing their job. Then tells you that you can go swimming but you can't get wet. Fark off lar this #KerajaanGagal.

[@muhammadmuiz6560]

Kahkah.. Sinis je dia kutuk.. Harap yg duk di "kerusi" tu leh sedar diri😂😂

[@jiminstoreMY]

Harap orang yang duduk tinggi tinggi itu, bila jatuh, lagi sakit! Kesian Malaysian~ Syarat On Pantai itu pun memang buat Semua Orang Pening.

[@sofiyahannuar9504]

That ketawa camsial caption 😂

[@ابدولرحمن]

Mostly sindiran banyak👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼terciduk hahaha terbaek2

[@syedmohdash-shaibbinsyedab7061]

Padu bro..mana yg faham tu, memang akan tersenyum dan gelak..memang sakarstik..good job

[@izzatihassan1475]

Selagi ada kerusi tinggi selagi itu ada lifeguard begini 🤭

[@nurulazlinaaman7651]

Terbaik. Satire paling bijak abad ini *standing ovation*

[@learnmandarin-english-baha2769]

Eh terer eh system kau? Mana ada system. Gua main cakap jer! Huhuhuhu. Sums up the whole system. 😅👍

[@iqbalahmad8474]

Kudos to the prop. Seems legit lol. Saya kan tengah comfortable dekat atas🤣

[@zhafranaslam779]

I hope this is a real sitcom series, but this sitcom berseri-serius menghighlightkan isu semasa

[@yorha2b278]

Nanti siap dipenjarakan.

[@zhafranaslam779]

@@yorha2b278 Tula kang siap kena kompaun, keje deme nk mengompaun je hurm

[@aobk84x]

2 years have passed, not sure if we’re in the right direction but this still rocks

[@nyk2000m]

Kita pilih kita Saya suka duduk tinggi2 This is modern day classic!

[@孙悟空超级赛亚人]

David has a horse..... David Hassehoff actor in Baywatch

[@sirsaufi22]

Tak pernah mengecewakan! 5 bintang!

[@mohdfaizalfaizal5471]

The joke is so deep till i can't laugh but get me sad to look at the reality. 😓

[@mganasan]

You’re gem 💎 of soul who’s been my stress buster since 18/03/20 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 GBU stay safe…,

[@zacksmith4814]

Aku ke yg perasan dye tak byk cut scene , idea mencurah2 wo tak henti2 .. nice DL 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😂😂

[@mozaarsenal1113]

Confirm merah muka Sabri SOP kalau dengar lawak ni..

[@akmalrosely]

Ok dah 3 ptg ..cepat cepat. Make my weekend hepi again.

[@kothija]

Kevin Wong Shark Protection KWSP hahahahhahah we are all going to the bow wow woof woof... poor poor Mseah

[@4u2cbb]

Your jokes never disappointed bro.

[@farhan_z]

Nothing have to say...power btui lawak nih...

[@alongasif3144]

Siapa yg paham direct mcm tu je mesti blur.. sbb benda ni double meaning..

[@mohdkamalibrahim4897]

Terbaik Mr Lim, great joke..memang kena pun..

[@fadhilahzahiyah1833]

You are gifted! This is beyond comedian normal sense. None in Maharaja Lawak watsoeva can create this kind of jokes. Salute you bro! If i were the one among Lifeguards, memang terbakar rentung hangit habis dah. Paiseh lo kena macam ni punya sarcasm. Salute!

[@ashransaid]

adui.. toilet roll pon jadi.. haha.. baju tu seksi la doug.. nampak terbenjol

[@kakfrunner469]

walaupun aku takde kaitan kenapa aku terasa??? yg duduk tinggi2 tu tak rasa apa2 ke?

[@qayyumsoberon]

semuanya on point! haha tapi kenape suara macam najib 😆😂 gurau bro!

[@anusooyakothandam3933]

The best to the current situation. We never choosed them. They choose among them selves.

[@KLHK1981]

Ie true, the pm, dpm and other ministers choose among themselves

[@zainizaudi3678]

Sebab majority kerusi tinggi sial la. Tak tau permainan orang tua politik skrng ni pening. Memang tak masuk akal.

[@gracieong1251]

Act like Datuk Vida wear BIG 💍 use Creative idea..

[@akiraikura]

Our freakin politicians are not smart enough to understand the satire... and even if the understand, they are so thick skinned to even feel the slap...

[@deepwetwer1419]

they just play dumb

[@sooria26]

Sir, you have your finger right on the political pulse ! Your brilliant parody is a gift . Keep it coming because in dire times...sometimes your videos are like flowers in the desert.

[@Zakaius]

Hoi Lifeguard!!.... Ada tak nampak orang makan telur penyu disebelah Timur ??

[@achikyahya501]

Haha. Sindir level dewa!!! Ada yg terasa ker?? 😅😂🤣🤔

[@RayMak]

Hahahhaha this is gonna be super funny!

[@muhammadazneel]

u again...

[@annemariw3169]

@@hakimi8299 salah gia kalau dia ada dimana-mana?

[@Leon98Leo]

you're everywhere

[@abstrakim4157]

awak lagi

[@catkucing3468]

Nama pertama i nampak ialah u. Dont tell me u want us to bagi u a kad tengkiu ke.

[@alibabahunter7096]

Pandai buat content..bukan senang buat nie .. Kalau boleh kasi video tiap hari... Relaks sikit tengok video time Lockdown...

[@eddyfazly]

you really nail it everytime lah brooo, hahaha tipu lah kalau orang yang tau situasi sebenar tak gelak tengok benda ni :')

[@crystaltan6055]

Kelakar betul..U..Douglas.Ha! HA!

[@zahimurahmanhi]

Thank goodness for the humour Douglas Lim. Even the news doesn’t make sense nowadays.

[@firdausjohari8369]

After a few video now i realize his topic really on trend hahaha..

[@swiftletwang]

Kelvin Wong Shark Protection 🤣

[@evelynlgy]

Nasib baik abang lifeguard sado ni tak mintak orang yg lemas / dikejar jerung tu baca doa. Itu abang sewa banana boat kot

[@nazirinkhrddn]

Yg dislike tu mesti org2 gomen putra J

[@NormLab]

Giler power content. 🔥🔥🔥 awesome!

[@davinci6828]

Keywords: mata tutup, egg on the face, main cakap, sejak bila ada akal...

[@lyqmn]

padu si*l die nye kecaman .. cre halus 🤣🤣

[@ongee3698]

Kelvin wong shark protection amende tuh? 🤣 Aduh matilah rakyat...

[@calvick980]

Dah ckp dalam video. KWSP

[@mohdfazrulidham9420]

@@calvick980 bukan..kan kerajaan ada buka satu jenis pinjaman untuk rakyat tapi bunga kaw2

[@calvick980]

@@mohdfazrulidham9420 sama je.. pinjaman berlesen dgn along tak ada beza.. siapa yg melindungi ? tahu lah pandai pandai. Sy tinggal apartments kos sederhana.ada syarikat along kat tingkat2 buat office.. taukey selalu mari bawa Porsche Cayman baru..

[@ongee3698]

@@calvick980 hahahaha... I know ...just how Douglas frames it, it's too funny and yet in reality the gov @kerajaangagak can't do anything right and in the end ask the rakyat to save themselves while the jolly on with their good life, high pay ,perks and pay while leaving us to fend for ourselves

[@veloriccajenson3962]

Xtau la nak ketawa ke tak. Don't get me wrong, douglas mmg pintar buat lawak jnis cmni. Tp realiti yg sbnar bnda ni blaku kt dpan mata kita. Ibaratnya kita ktawakan nasib kita sndiri jelah sbb politishit buat sesuka hati dorang smpi khidupan rakyat terjejas atas sistem yg mereka sediakan utk atasi masalah ni xda keberkesanan dan bnyk flaws. Rakyat smua kitajagakita jelah ea...

[@alexho3445]

Did anyone notice his voice sound like ex PM Najib ???

[@pishedbloke]

Niama my Kevin Wong Shark Protection already no more lessons. Kerja pun tarak tak boleh top up.

[@hyezamsamsudin9818]

Current situation... "SAD BUT TRUE" ..terbaik Douglas 💪👍💪👍💪👍💪👍

[@dazzawazza]

come i kasi puji sikit douglas. PUJII~~~~

[@AffiqAnwar]

Rajin buat kerja ya. Douglas Lim nak masuk calon pelawak popular tahun ni nih. Balas dendam dari dulu tak tercalon.

[@nopewmv3377]

SNL has like one punchline per 5 minute, but DL has 5 punchlines per 1 minute. Now this is comedy

[@フラジサイフ]

Not taking away anything from DL but the government made it too easy for him

[@khalilamirruddin8446]

Lain maciam lawak dia... Sarcastic betul.. 😂🤣

[@sallyshah2212]

Kenapa saya pilih jadi lifeguard? Sebab suka duduk kerusi tinggi2 lah🤣🤣.. adoiyaii.. Douglas Lim.. you're so funny lah (sambil gelak berguling) kudos! Best sindiran ever! Reality Bites!

[@thesharkguy511]

Mmg gila real la weyh..😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@azrulshahrezan441]

mhahahah, sop. syarat on pantai, blh swimmimg xleh bsh. mhahaha. pkl bju smpai pkl 8. mhahahha. laen mcm die pnyer sindir. mhahah

[@eveleenchan588]

oh yah bro, speak for us, hantam them for us! tenkiu

[@EdwardLing]

i love douglas's work so much, i purposely watch the ads instead of skipping so he can get paid. gaiz pls get more ppl to sub n watch the ads. #kipidap

[@edmundwoon9941]

sadly the ads nothing to do with his monetization. the ads is for youtube, not douglas.

[@EdwardLing]

@@edmundwoon9941 it's profit sharing edmund

[@jahnfirdaus]

Harap menteri tengok,banyak sgt yg xde akal

[@2237oohay]

Hi Douglas Lim, u r the best person able to bring out the messages & it's clear straight to the point. 👏👏👏

[@LSGaming4life]

Masa tengok ni. 50 % ketawa 50% Geram

[@alexheng5613]

Kevin Wong Shark Protection. (KWSP).This is Superb!

[@seminky5341]

Come on Malaysian. Lets teach the politician a lesson nxt election. They have neglect us Malaysian.

[@Ray-cs1sk]

Malaysian can't wait your next parody bout Spanish fly in hot water......🤭😁😬🤭🤫🤫🤫🤫

[@mueffe1357]

Saifuddin: Differing opinions should be celebrated and respectful. Douglas: Hold my kopi-o kaw

[@gearupaaron]

@Douglas Lim - Best skit yet, my man! Tahniah from Stateside!

[@Sseraromli]

“Sebab saya suka duduk tinggi tinggi la, takkan sebab saya suka tolong orang” 👍🏻👍🏻 Jahahhaha🤣😂 Kevin Wong Shark Production KWSP 😂🤣

[@parrotbrand2782]

Protection

[@Sseraromli]

@@parrotbrand2782 opss thanks

[@pijesz]

The sad truth is for some people it is really a life and death situation right now.

[@frankchen2438]

Actually very saddening… though a fun way to tell the harsh truth, the truth is indeed depressing.