Next project: Boeing is making a submersible to go down and visit the Titanic.
@Raytracer960245 ай бұрын
Boeing will call it 'Titan'
@NathanMaltba5 ай бұрын
@@Raytracer96024 you mean Titan Max 😂
@EatYourPancakesDummie5 ай бұрын
We can only hope
@jonharson5 ай бұрын
Boeing submarines are actually pretty cool, but you do not need meatbags in them to fuck with your ennemies pipelines, fibers and sheit
@jonharson5 ай бұрын
@@NathanMaltba No it's called the Orca acktually, and the one then armed by Lockheed the LXUUV, see Echo Voyager
@ant305tone5 ай бұрын
At this point, I wouldn't even ride a Boeing bicycle 🤷
@raptor87peak5 ай бұрын
Well, certainly not without training wheels and a massive helmet and padded clothing, what a joke.
@Dirte_Woods5 ай бұрын
I wouldn't walk in Boeing shoes.
@TinkletitsMcGee5 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t drink boeing coffee
@steveo6015 ай бұрын
Good effing lord. If I’m them I’m paying personally to have Russia get me back down. Thing is supposed to use air bag balloon’s to land on? 😆😆. Holy f&@k.😬😬🫣
@PlanetaryDefenseFoundation5 ай бұрын
Lol
@HuskyOwner-bl1jf5 ай бұрын
Boeing is just another example of a large corporation coasting on its past accomplishments and letting quality go down the drain
@RichardQuaid5 ай бұрын
It was taken over by greed.
@FunHog695 ай бұрын
while stealing American tax payer dollars with the help of our own government...
@Schwarzie105 ай бұрын
It happens all the time safly. Thats the problem with todays corporate america. New executives every few years destroys any culture there once was and allows one person to come in and do some detrimental things.
@BearbearbearbearbearbearRarrrr5 ай бұрын
Yep.
@BearbearbearbearbearbearRarrrr5 ай бұрын
What do they call this phenomenon, whether it’s an airline or a pizza company…it’s def a thing
@johnwalsh37905 ай бұрын
If it's Boeing, you ain't going
@paintawaytheday4205 ай бұрын
You can go, just not come back.
@Rasupubegasu5 ай бұрын
@@paintawaytheday420One way ticket to the pearly gates.
@AiRPasternak5 ай бұрын
One way ticket to the afterlife.
@Feral_Turd5 ай бұрын
@@paintawaytheday420 well, not in the same number of pieces anyway.
@fatdoi0035 ай бұрын
boeing should switch to funeral business....
@chris52015 ай бұрын
those astronauts must've been whistle blowers
@ajkulac98955 ай бұрын
In space no one can hear your whistle
@jams_toast15 ай бұрын
@@ajkulac9895I love this
@stevenwest0003 ай бұрын
😂
@jimhorn46915 ай бұрын
Put Boeing CEO up there on ISS, you don't have to bring him down, but the company might improve without him.
@Aerospace_Education5 ай бұрын
He's "retiring" so he is going to try and take the heat for the company since he is leaving anyways. We need to keep the focus on Boeing and not let them get off easy by putting it just on the CEO. It's a culture issue that was built that now needs to changed across the board.
@jesse896255 ай бұрын
Chinese astronauts laugh loudly on the Chinese space station🤣🤣🤣🤣
@caiocc125 ай бұрын
won't work. CEO is the symptom, not the disease. The disease are shareholders - and the demand for short-term and ever growing profits. There is nothing wrong with stable, non-increasing profits - this "mandatory growth" culture is gonna end humanity
@andywomack34145 ай бұрын
@@Aerospace_Education I am sure that he will not have so sacrifice a single trophy resort property.
@pdoylemi5 ай бұрын
At least their doors did not fall off!
@marcolazatin77895 ай бұрын
Boeing misunderstood the contract. They thought 4.2 billion dollars doesn't include a return trip.
@RT-mm8rq5 ай бұрын
1.2 billion went to the program. The rest to pay for shareholder dividends, corporate salaries and bonuses.
@uWr.Ppel1125 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@musamusa29615 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aboutwhat19305 ай бұрын
Pay them another billion and they'll be months if not years late on all deadlines to get them home.
@52Quantum5 ай бұрын
"What? You want to come back? Hmmm I'll pass that on to the design team. Is there anything else I can help you with today, sir?"
@Zonker665 ай бұрын
The CEO makes $33 million a year and the company is inefficient? Shocked, shocked I am!
@bobroberts23715 ай бұрын
Well, here is your chance to convince share holders to hire YOU to be the CEO. Would you work for $ 1 mill?
@alpinecenter5 ай бұрын
They cut the Quality Assurance staff by $33 million a year to pay the new CEO.
@Zonker665 ай бұрын
@@bobroberts2371 After he raped Boeing and utterly destroyed its global reputation and demoralized the workforce? Hard pass.
@raylopez995 ай бұрын
@@bobroberts2371 Elon Musk wouldn't work for $1M, or $33M for that matter. Maybe $33B tho.
@la7dfa5 ай бұрын
@@raylopez99 I am not a Musk fanboy, and hate his right wing conspiracies and racism, but he has changed the space industry by advancing it by a couple of decades. And as always you have to be born at the right time make quantum leaps. Just like Einstein had his former peers as a basis for the photo electric effect and relativity , the reuse of rockets needed good enough computers to make landings possible.
@hellxsco5 ай бұрын
1 week from now: Boeing Starliner fucking explodes. CEO Gives himself a $10 million dollar raise.
@ambermchugh93815 ай бұрын
Wonder of space ships are insured
@icare71515 ай бұрын
SpaceX only received 2.5 billion to build Dragon space craft, was on time and on budget. Boeing received 4.6 billion then need another 1.3 billion to complete the StarLiner and is still plagued with defects, bad engineering and unacceptable quality control. Of course it’s Boeing.
@octaviondeminicolas19415 ай бұрын
And they get a ton of hate from anti spaceX propaganda anyway.
@michaelkevinmirasol82565 ай бұрын
That's government bureaucracy for ya
@mikethomas8605 ай бұрын
@@michaelkevinmirasol8256Don't think that is on the government. The government relied on Boeing to produce a spacecraft. A name that used to stand for excellence. The tough choice will be can the Government walk away from a bad design.
@DCresident1235 ай бұрын
@@michaelkevinmirasol8256 Bureaucracy? How naive are you wow...
@chucksneed54055 ай бұрын
@@mikethomas860 Boeing is basically a federal government aerospace department at this point. Over the years they have become intertwined with government to the point it isn't really accurate to call them a private enterprise.
@EJWash575 ай бұрын
Saying: "What goes up, must come down!" Boeing: "Hold my beer and watch this."
@SUBASHKUMAR-wz8zx5 ай бұрын
😀
@michaelwan42685 ай бұрын
Best comments ever
@andreamckinney75005 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ICanDigIt09075 ай бұрын
Too soon? NAH! 😂
@7scientist5 ай бұрын
New ad slogan: "Boeing: An otherworldly level of incompetence"
@la7dfa5 ай бұрын
The CEO is 33 Million Dollar smart. He should fix it in a day or two.
@Kenobi_Cowboy5 ай бұрын
@@la7dfa I hear he graduated High School yesterday.
@rajmathew62205 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, the CEO is getting 30 million a year
@Travlinmo5 ай бұрын
Your taxpayer dollars hard at work.
@EinsteinsHair5 ай бұрын
A board of directors determines the CEO's compensation. I have long suspected that there are "star struck" board members, who serve on multiple boards, that all have struggling companies with overpaid CEOs. Some business reporting expert should dig into it, and start publicly shaming bad board members. Either a top ten list, or the bad one of the week / month.
@Travlinmo5 ай бұрын
@@EinsteinsHair That story does get done periodically and little changes. I do not necessarily agree with the reason but you could be correct. My thought is always flat out greed. That if they over pay the CEO, they also can get excessive income for doing very little on the many boards they sit on. My current CEO makes about 8M per year and doesn’t do a bad job but definitely isn’t worth 10% of that pay. (Had to relook that up as that is 100% bump in the poor man’s pay from about 2 years ago… I guess inflation really helps a CEO.)
@cagedtigersteve5 ай бұрын
@@Travlinmo The Boeing CEO isn't paid by the government. Biden is. So let's blame Biden for it.
@al288545 ай бұрын
once again, Boeing is proving they are at least 5 years behind what SpaceX can do.
@cagedtigersteve5 ай бұрын
So funny that NASA had something that was way more capable than anything today--yet they gave it up for commercial transport.
@michaelkupfer37235 ай бұрын
You mean blowing up rockets and calling that "successful"? 😅
@johnc35255 ай бұрын
SpaceX is at least 50 years behind what NASA can do.
@mikethomas8605 ай бұрын
@@cagedtigersteveLOL! NASA had something way more capable. I needed a laugh.
@zhongxina94205 ай бұрын
@@michaelkupfer3723 how many falcon 9's blew up since 2016? none! 362 consecutive launches without fail 🤭
@DylanSemerau5 ай бұрын
I think they should send the space x dragon capsule and have the boeing starliner capsule return unmanned. That seems like such an unnecessary risk to send them home in such an unsafe vehicle.
@kennethng83465 ай бұрын
Boeing would be a laughing stock if SpaceX has to go up and rescue them.
@thesoundsmith5 ай бұрын
_Would_ be? Are you unaware of their recent track record?
@thaphreak5 ай бұрын
@didyuknow *Shartliner (ftfy) :)
@firminorules5 ай бұрын
that's hilarious lol
@elfietube5 ай бұрын
This what happens when these arrogant CEOs sit on their high thrones and have no idea what is happening to the company or does but choose to ignore it for the sake of profit. Case in point, just look at Bozo and his tiny toy rocket that barely makes it into space and doesn't even work every time. Another buffoon that have no idea on what it takes to design and build a rocket that works.
@hnlmike35895 ай бұрын
How else are they going to get spare parts up to the ISS to fix the Boeing thing…. bring on Spacex yet again to show them how it’s done .🚀👍👍
@midnightorchid97315 ай бұрын
Boeing can't even understand airplanes, WTF did people expect?!
@matteofalduto7665 ай бұрын
Airplanes? Bolted doors!
@combatepistemologist83825 ай бұрын
It's run by bean counters and MBAs now, not engineers and scientists.
@Nola505 ай бұрын
Send men to space to live in a Boeing made space station, they said. What could go wrong, they said.
@trumpet123455 ай бұрын
no, they uderstand them too well. hence cutting costs until burned
@11x5 ай бұрын
These shitty reporters who can't come up with anything better love people like you who eat these headlines up, they already have re-entry & touchdown times😂
@t.r.campbell65855 ай бұрын
This thing should never have been launched in the first place because of all of the engineering and operational difficulties that were known. The decision to launch was a political and public relations decision rather than an engineering decision.
@BitcoinfunforBoomers5 ай бұрын
Just like what happened with the space shuttle Challenger. Launched when they knew they probably shouldn't.
@skyking69895 ай бұрын
As an engineer myself seeing the problems and they decided to launch anyway turns my stomach. As an engineer safety comes before everything. Boeing knew it should have never went into orbit but they did it anyway. Absolutely disgusting
@alanjenkins15085 ай бұрын
This is like saying Chuck Jeager should never have flown the Bell X-1at Mach 1 becaue of the very high risk he would be killed.
@sauronthegreat57995 ай бұрын
The USA wanted to impress the Chinese with their technological prowess. That’s why they launched without resolving all the problems.
@brandenstangle3205 ай бұрын
Boeing tennis shoes? Nah I’ll go barefoot
@viksra5 ай бұрын
He was originally correct when he said 15 billion miles away, not when he revised it to 50 million.
@willong10005 ай бұрын
Indeed, I was scrolling down here to see if anyone else noticed. It is yet another example of politically motivated decisions overriding logic, such as those made to launch in freezing temperatures that doomed the crew of Challenger, that a former "astronaut" can't even get the distance correct within several orders of magnitude! I don't care what color the skin, hair, or eyes, what genitals reside below their beltline, or the slope of an astronaut's eyes as long as they understand WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE DOING! But decisions and personnel placements motivated by DEI considerations are killing the reason, the ethics, and the traditional morality of the USA! Sadly, "the right stuff" appears to be an archaic and abandoned concept.
@dnmdch5 ай бұрын
don't bother, it was just meant to side track the starliner issue. 😂
@parrotbrand27825 ай бұрын
50 million miles cannot even get you to Mars
@robertsonsid5 ай бұрын
Why ask an astronaut about a space probe?
@cagedtigersteve5 ай бұрын
@@parrotbrand2782 Wrong, the distance could be as little as 34 million miles. You've been fact checked.
@WessyD1235 ай бұрын
Imagine being stuck on the space station and the only craft thats available to rescue you is a boeing 🤪
@MADmosche5 ай бұрын
Nothing is “stuck” at all, this video is misinformation. NASA and Boeing confirmed that there are no new issues and no major issues, but they decided to extend the time on orbit to gather data about the service module performance. That’s because the service module is jettisoned and burns up in the atmosphere when the Starliner capsule returns. So this brief time on orbit is the last chance to gather data about the service module and thruster performance.
@Rubyzyx5 ай бұрын
@@MADmoscheok 👍 but stop yapping 🤫 🧏♂️
@RogueWraith9095 ай бұрын
I'd rather base jump from the station than "fly" home in that thing.
@wildniscamper72765 ай бұрын
it's more or less falling not flying😉😂
@LoneHawk5 ай бұрын
@@MADmoschethis isn’t misinformation. It’s stuck while they work on issues. What about that is misleading at all
@papito2lindo5 ай бұрын
Boeing “now offering 1st class ticket to the afterlife”
@steveo6015 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
@Ban7tan7445 ай бұрын
🤣🤣😭😭😭
@HunterKutz5 ай бұрын
"Not even the Pharaohs of old had a send off this luxurious" -says Forbes
@curtisgreen20975 ай бұрын
@@HunterKutz lol 😂
@TheChampionofEnki5 ай бұрын
The plane to the afterlife would probably malfunction too 😂
@jaysoncarter50935 ай бұрын
What a mess. I'm forced to fly 737s Domestically because of lack of aircraft available... I've been flying long haul since 1974. I've NEVER been afraid of flying until now.
@RottieMom125 ай бұрын
Yes sir! I feel the same way and I've never been afraid of flying. Road trips from now on.
@nemesiswes4265 ай бұрын
As many issues as Boeing has, there still very safe planes. Even with everything that's happened, I have no issue flying on any Boeing jet.
@RottieMom125 ай бұрын
@@nemesiswes426 That's understandable. 🙂
@smark11805 ай бұрын
You're not "forced" to do any such thing.
@smark11805 ай бұрын
@@nemesiswes426 Agreed. These people are hysterical lemmings.
@mathewwright41295 ай бұрын
Bet Boeing was relieved to find out "that whistle blowing sound" was just a hydrogen leak.
@PunchBuggyDreams5 ай бұрын
The news reporter was right. Voyager 1 is 15.1 billion miles away, not 50 million as the Starliner guy said. Huge difference since Mars at it's farthest from Earth is 140 million miles.
@willong10005 ай бұрын
Indeed, I was scrolling down here to see if anyone else noticed. It is yet another example of politically motivated decisions overriding logic, such as those made to launch in freezing temperatures that doomed the crew of Challenger, that a former "astronaut" can't even get the distance correct within several orders of magnitude! I don't care what color the skin, hair, or eyes, what genitals reside below their beltline, or the slope of an astronaut's eyes as long as they understand WHAT THE HELL THEY ARE DOING! But decisions and personnel placements motivated by DEI considerations are killing the reason, the ethics, and the traditional morality of the USA! Sadly, "the right stuff" appears to be an archaic and abandoned concept.
@dnmdch5 ай бұрын
don't bother, it was just meant to side track the starliner issue. 😂
@michaelkevinmirasol82565 ай бұрын
And mind you, Voyager 1 and 2 are still functioning and transmitting data more than 50 years later!
@davemitchell62815 ай бұрын
NASA bought a lemon.
@paulobembe77425 ай бұрын
A very expensive lemon!
@KonradTheWizzard5 ай бұрын
Don't you dare insult the brave and heroic citrus fruit! A lemon is far better than this cr*p. 😜 (SCNR)
@tringuyen75195 ай бұрын
SpaceX has flown over 20 missions to & from ISS without incident. Boeing Starliner is having problems just being docked to the ISS. Imagine the re-entry.
@ImpendingJoker5 ай бұрын
NASA hasn't bought anything. Like the SpaceX capsule this is owned by Boeing. The two astronauts are Boeing test pilots. NASA isn't fitting the bill for the capsule Boeing is.
@BassRck50-xv8iz5 ай бұрын
An EXPENSIVE lemon!
@jsb3315 ай бұрын
That tin can is an embarrassment to the legacy of the Boeing corporation.
@SledDog56785 ай бұрын
Current Boeing is an embarrassment to the Boeing Corp. legacy!
@mazimadu5 ай бұрын
😆I wouldn't really call it a tin can (that's what Sputnik was) But at this point, even YOU can make a better craft than Boeing
@11x5 ай бұрын
These shitty reporters who can't come up with anything better love people like you who eat these headlines up, they already have re-entry & touchdown times😂
@11x5 ай бұрын
Media loves gullible ppl who eat this up, minor issue and touchdown is June 26th😂
@raclark27305 ай бұрын
🎶This is major Tom to ground control🎶
@CloneShockTrooper5 ай бұрын
I wouldn`t even carry a Boeing keychain
@zachelton77345 ай бұрын
The fact they ever went in the first place is astounding.. I mean seriously.. EVERYONE saw something like this coming..
@MrP4v5 ай бұрын
I think I’d wait for a ride on the next SpaceX shuttle myself.
@ZeitGeist_TV5 ай бұрын
I wouldn't go in that thing either, let it go home uncrewed and return on a Dragon capsule.
@markforcyth24455 ай бұрын
When the heads of Boeing decided to run the company like an econo-car manufacturer, you start producing vehicles that are neither airworthy nor space-worthy.
@RichardQuaid5 ай бұрын
It would have been nice if they had put that much thought into it. It was only about making cash, nothing else.
@DanielSimone-wg8op5 ай бұрын
That is an unjustified insult to car manufacturers who value quality far more then Boeing does. Car makers produce millions times more vehicles then aircraft makers do. Cars come off assembly lines every 3 to 4 minutes.
@PiDsPagePrototypes5 ай бұрын
Econo-Car manufaturers have to pass the same Crash and Emissions Tests as luxury or high valued brands. NASA pushed SpaceX to do real tests, but allowed Boeing to use Test Simulations. SpaceX expended a perfectly good booster to make sure the Crew In-Flight Abort system worked flawlessly. Boeing was allowed to do theirs in a computer simulation. Just as ALL car manufacturers have to pass Safety and Emissions tests, ALL space technology providers should be completing the same physical real world tests.
@rebelroar785 ай бұрын
They didn’t even run it like a proper Econo-car company. They wanted to become Toyota or Mitsubishi and they ended up becoming Hyundai. Emulating Japanese/Korean companies was a terrible idea.
@cherokee43v65 ай бұрын
Interesting isn't it that the Starliner Commander, Butch Wilmore's most quoted line, amidst the delays prior to the launch... "I'd rather be down here wanting to be up there than up there wanting to be down here,"
@sageakporherhe7835 ай бұрын
Well well well 😂
@Nothinglefttosay5 ай бұрын
Well this is awkward… I’m glad they didn’t design the PEZ dispenser 😂
@tuttt995 ай бұрын
If it's Boeing, I'm not going.
@sliperysid4 ай бұрын
"2 more weeks" that aged well!
@herthadynasty41604 ай бұрын
no New Updates the last 14 days!!! this is so duscusting !!!
@CanadianSmoke5 ай бұрын
The one sentence from Earth you don't want to hear while in orbit, "We're working on it."
@blackout07blue5 ай бұрын
And “it’s a Boeing”. Lol
@jackroberts4165 ай бұрын
@@blackout07blue Terrifying words if you are stuck on the ISS. "Boeing is working in it."
@CanadianSmoke5 ай бұрын
@@jackroberts416 Indeed.... followed closely by, "Keep that door shut!"
@lawrenceleverton74265 ай бұрын
I like "Ill get right on" it myself.
@lawrenceleverton74265 ай бұрын
@@jackroberts416 They don't have to leave for awhile. Just bring supplies. I'm sure the Rations will be implemented soon.
@hyun-shik73275 ай бұрын
You know, getting stranded in space is a situation so terrible we make movies and video games based on that premise.
@Filthy_Larry5 ай бұрын
They gonna open the airlock. Just you wait.
@roger_welco5 ай бұрын
maneuvering thrusters not working isn't a 'minor' issue.
@steveo6015 ай бұрын
Those thrusters fail and your either burning up or skipping off the atmosphere on a one way trip to Jupiter😂
@heyaisdabomb5 ай бұрын
@@SayWhut276 They have to toe the line or risk their career.
@williampiniarski17025 ай бұрын
only 4-5 thrusters- what are you kidding me! Yeah its no problem until u drift out into space or come in on a bad angle.
@tringuyen75195 ай бұрын
@@heyaisdabombThey’re not risking their careers. They’re risking their lives!
@hrysivjt675 ай бұрын
It’s the thrusters on the attachment that will jettisoned once they disembark. The capsule is fine.
@kowabonga12635 ай бұрын
Imagine the loss of reputation if the first man to be lost in space EVER was from the boeing failure
@Filthy_Larry5 ай бұрын
I’m betting someone going to go crazy and open the airlock.
@LesserAndrew5 ай бұрын
"Hopefully they come back safely" is not what you want to hear in a news report about a spacecraft
@DanaOredson5 ай бұрын
NASA should not contract with Boeing ever again. The writing has been on the wall for years.
@kellystiburk43855 ай бұрын
But we don't have any good companies left that are competent!!
@DanaOredson5 ай бұрын
@@kellystiburk4385 SpaceX and the up-and-comers that seem to be doing good things. Like Rocket Lab, Stoke Space. They can’t do a capsule yet, but they’ll get there.
@chucksneed54055 ай бұрын
@@kellystiburk4385 that's the price you pay for DEI and thinking that getting government contracts is a tenable business model lol
@Trekari5 ай бұрын
Who could've predicted that a company which can't build safe airplanes anymore might not be the best company to build a spaceship. I'm shocked!
@seanwelch0075 ай бұрын
The astronauts aren’t stuck, Starliner is stuck. Dragon Capsule can do the job
@alphagt625 ай бұрын
My thoughts, I bet Space X could get it done in no time at all.
@m.theresa13855 ай бұрын
* _embarrasing_ *
@jacksons10105 ай бұрын
Bottom line is we _need_ competition and redundancy. Competition to end the price gouging (it’s a fact) and redundancy to prevent the USA ever again being in the situation of needing to buy rides on foreign spacecraft.
@11x5 ай бұрын
They are not stuck, but the shitty media reporters love ppl like you... the re-entry time and date on the 26th
@hermeticxhaote47235 ай бұрын
Starliner isn't stuck, it could literally leave now, but facts are irrelevant these days. They want to study the service module as its jettisoned on re-entry. The actual 2 people flying the thing are more competent and intelligent than anyone on earth and aren't worried as this is typical sensationalized news BS created by and for morons.
@Anatoli505 ай бұрын
Boeing builds a Yugo for $ 5 Billion dollars.
@ontopoftheroof5 ай бұрын
Stuck up there and then Netflix wouldn't let you log in because your IP address is not from you home planet.
@Zonker665 ай бұрын
Before this launched, I mentioned (mostly in jest) that the astronauts were brave to fly Boeing.
@netstatmint86395 ай бұрын
truly brave
@DanielDanielsen5 ай бұрын
Same
@origamicrane6855 ай бұрын
I've never seen people so happy to get off a spacecraft.
@the_omg32425 ай бұрын
She's probably yelling "I flew Boeing and didn't die!!!"
@afroabroad5 ай бұрын
@didyuknowIt’s a coffin not a museum piece.
@ryanvaldezotto73385 ай бұрын
There was music playing and that’s why she was dancing haha. It’s a test flight. These things are meant to check for things. I’m happy they found little glitches. Gives data points for Boeing engineers to take a look. I also like that they are being conservative, as opposed to a Columbia type incident
@larryalesi63565 ай бұрын
Boeing's new AD campaign: We got the doors.
@gorak90005 ай бұрын
But not the bolts that hold them on...
@Jimmy_Jones5 ай бұрын
The engines on the other hand appear to be malfunctioning
@craigmackay49095 ай бұрын
60% of the time it works every time.
@naturesbest79775 ай бұрын
I showed up for the Boeing jokes.
@misterfunnybones5 ай бұрын
Pay the executive team more money & you'll get better results. Repeat until insolvent.
@jgilchristmusic5 ай бұрын
Time to scrap the Starliner forever. I would wait for a ride on Dragon.
@westleywest72595 ай бұрын
It would even cost less.
@enox35475 ай бұрын
Just send up a dragon craft. They can launch and return it successfully for less than Boeings hourly rate.
@ScribeHolder5 ай бұрын
Pretty much my thoughts
@johndemeritt34605 ай бұрын
Isn't there a Crew Dragon up there? If it is, the Starliner crew could hitch a ride home . . . .
@tarmaque5 ай бұрын
@@johndemeritt3460 There is, and technically a Dragon can carry seven passengers. However it supposedly has to be configured on the ground to do so. It would be easier for SpaceX to fly up an uncrewed Dragon to "rescue" them. If I'm not mistaken SpaceX has a backup Dragon prepped and ready for just such an emergency. They just have to stack it and go.
@SimontheDog-v1h5 ай бұрын
not great that your choices are those two companies lmao, bleak!
@jtjames795 ай бұрын
@@tarmaque That's the NASA answer. The real answer: there's nothing stopping anyone riding home naked on a pile of the dirty laundry if they really wanted to.
@jsb3315 ай бұрын
They used thrusters and manifolds from Wish.
@kennedykihara38005 ай бұрын
Hope they come back safely
@robertrizzi49155 ай бұрын
SpaceX is probably talking internationally at this point. Should only cost around $90M, which is cheap compared to others.
@mattrinker29475 ай бұрын
The fact that this capsule launched at all is shocking.
@neototem41105 ай бұрын
I heard Boeing is going to start making condoms
@matteofalduto7665 ай бұрын
Good. At least they’ll do something to combat the low fertility rate in the developed countries.
@BBBrasil5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MelioraCogito5 ай бұрын
@@matteofalduto766 _“Good. At least they’ll do something to combat the low fertility rate in the developed countries.”_ 🤦🤦♂🤦♀ Almost 8.1 billion people on the planet… and you think that's not enough? (That's 2.7× more people than there were, the year I was born.) The idea that we, in the developed countries, need to keep making babies is absurd (especially if you have more than the two needed to replace you and your spouse).
@matteofalduto7665 ай бұрын
@@MelioraCogito that is not just my opinion. It’s a common matter of concern and debate. Low fertility rates in developed countries are worrying because they lead to an aging population, which puts a strain on social welfare and reduces the workforce. With fewer young people entering the job market, economic growth will likely slow, and there will be fewer taxpayers to support pensions and healthcare for the elderly. In some European countries, the share of population aged 65+ is well above 20%, while it was less 10% in the 50s. Our current economic systems are not designed for such a big share of economically “passive” population. Hopefully automation and ai will help on that aspect, but we don’t know for sure. The replacement rate, accounting for modern child mortality rates and other factors, is about 2.1 children per woman. That is to keep the population constant. In my country (Italy) the current fertility rate is 1.3. In South Corea it is 0.9. Fortunately we still have some good immigration rates that keep the system going, at least for now…
@MelioraCogito5 ай бұрын
@@matteofalduto766 _“Low fertility rates in developed countries are worrying because they lead to an aging population, which puts a strain on social welfare and reduces the workforce…”_ All those issues can be resolved through immigration, rather than increasing the overall global population, which only taxes demand for global resources (increasing the risk of regional/global conflicts). We're at the point, in the developed economies, where the Boomer generation is now smaller than the individual generations that followed it, reducing their demand for social services (pensions, old age security benefits and the like). In Canada and the U.S., the largest age demographic are Millennials (b. 1981-1996). As the population demographics in the older age groups decline through natural attrition, so too will their demand for social services (notwithstanding the need to index such benefits to account for inflation). We've been raised on a myth that infinite growth on a finite planet is attainable… **NEWSFLASH** it isn't. The sooner we address unsustainable growth, the sooner our descendants will be better able to create robust, sustainable economies that can support everyone.
@DemoEvolvedGaming5 ай бұрын
Being stuck in the sky is not a problem I expected of a Boeing craft
@TornadoCAN995 ай бұрын
Think of all the extra air-miles they are racking up!
@1331bigbossdog5 ай бұрын
They are in a pool. Lol space is fake.
@TornadoCAN995 ай бұрын
@@1331bigbossdog Says someone who obviously has never been in a pool.....
@saintsalieri5 ай бұрын
@@TornadoCAN99 what are you talking about? he knows everyone in his gene pool personally.
@MADmosche5 ай бұрын
Nothing is “stuck” at all, this video is misinformation. NASA and Boeing confirmed that there are no new issues and no major issues, but they decided to extend the time on orbit to gather data about the service module performance. That’s because the service module is jettisoned and burns up in the atmosphere when the Starliner capsule returns. So this brief time on orbit is the last chance to gather data about the service module and thruster performance.
@amintchocookie5 ай бұрын
Boeing, or companies have similar situations/issues, is the perfect reflection of this country - declining day by day without shame, one day it will be diminished from human history.
@bcxii96845 ай бұрын
Just waiting for an asian employee at NASA to say "Oh yeah, I just remembered my uncle in china has a spare space rocket that they could lend us for the summer"
@ewenchan12395 ай бұрын
"...as Boeing races to understand spacecraft issues" This is what happens when you have bean counters running a tech company. It happens. ALL. THE. TIME.
@scootypuffjr.5 ай бұрын
And DEI
@ewenchan12395 ай бұрын
@@scootypuffjr. Why would Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion have to do with the fact that there are bolts missing where bolts are supposed to be??? (What a fucking dumbass response.)
@ajkulac98955 ай бұрын
This happened to so many AAA game companies. Money people take over, don't get it, ruin it.
@chucksneed54055 ай бұрын
is "bean counters" some kind of ethnic slur now?
@ewenchan12395 ай бұрын
@@chucksneed5405 "is "bean counters" some kind of ethnic slur now?" No. It's the term that's given for accountants. (Historically speaking, they would trade in beans, and/or use them as a form of currency under a barter-based economic system.) Have you LITERALLY never READ the story of Jack and The Beanstalk??? (where the protagonist traded a cow for beans???)
@bobpourri96475 ай бұрын
I am saddened anew that this problem solving scenario never happened for Columbia. May these astronauts have a safe and uneventful return home!
@christinacody86535 ай бұрын
Truth!!!
@zackari5 ай бұрын
All dead for sure or SpaceX is gonna have to rescue them
@thethirdman2255 ай бұрын
@@zackari You didn’t listen to what he said, did you?
@kandle545 ай бұрын
@@thethirdman225 he's not gonna listen, he's on sinorussia payroll blaming everything American.
@planetsec95 ай бұрын
Columbia didn't go to the ISS on that mission, if they did they would have spotted the damage to the wing from the station, unfortunately they were on a different orbit
@johna55635 ай бұрын
What if they went up on the Boeing Starliner… and have to be rescued by a SpaceX Dragon…! What a absolute testament that’d be to what SpaceX is capable of- making spacecraft that are really reliable, reusable and able to be used at a moments notice, even for rescue missions!
@Sagesnoke5 ай бұрын
A technical company should be lead by a person who is an engineering expert and not a Account.
@HighTopHigher5 ай бұрын
I don’t believe anything they say. They downplayed every tragic incident before it happened.
@starship20235 ай бұрын
You don't have anything to worry unless they get back on that capsule
@AidenSShin5 ай бұрын
Boeing. End of discussion.
@kbiswhoib5 ай бұрын
If the leaks aren't that bad, why haven't they brought it home?
@amooreperiod5 ай бұрын
@kbiswh the service module where the leak and thrusters are, will be jettisoned and burn up in the atmosphere. So it’s better to stay docked a bit longer to troubleshoot and gather data to make adjustments on the next flight module.
@Paiadakine5 ай бұрын
@@amooreperiodso if everything was working perfectly would they still be delayed? I don’t get this excuse. So what if the part if gonna be jettisoned. It’s messed up and Boeing needs more time to fix it if they can.
@amooreperiod5 ай бұрын
@@Paiadakineto be honest I am not sure why you are so invested in a failure or a conspiracy . Its a shake down flight. All new space vehicles have one to work out bugs and its not out of the ordinary to have things that needs to be worked on for the next flight. Similar flights have happened for Mercury, Apollo, Space Shuttle, Spacex, Blue Origin which have had their own full test flights and later issue to resolve
@Paiadakine5 ай бұрын
@@amooreperiod Shake down cruise is ok for a boat that can be towed back to port.
@amooreperiod5 ай бұрын
@@PaiadakineS As I noted, they do them for spacecraft too, it’s fairly normal.
@TheConsciousMachine5 ай бұрын
It's even dangerous to say the word Boeing out loud 😮📣
@fschiller41895 ай бұрын
If you say it three times in a row, a plane crashes in your backyard.
@WalaNehLabala5 ай бұрын
@@fschiller4189 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😮😮😅😅😅😅
@rtqii5 ай бұрын
@@fschiller4189 You know what happens to Boeing whistleblowers... It's safer to bad mouth Putin in Russia.
@CaptApril1235 ай бұрын
I just did and my windscreen fell out.
@kchilz325 ай бұрын
The Astronaut must have been a whistleblower
@robertcox58965 ай бұрын
That goes to show you how brilliant the engineers were back when they built voyager 1.
@nolandfpv5 ай бұрын
SpaceX received half the budget Boeing did and has delivered far more in less time and now they'll need to rescue the Starliner astronauts from the space station. The irony is thick for anyone paying attention.
@FunHog695 ай бұрын
Sad how Boeing steals American tax payer dollars with the help of our own government...
@BlackVulpes5 ай бұрын
SpaceX is a failure of a company that has spent billions trying to repeat the success we already had back in the first moonlanding being tanked by its manchild CEO. The irony is thicker for anyone who actually knows anything.
@mariomario14625 ай бұрын
Uh their rocket exploded
@ThatOpalGuy5 ай бұрын
give them time....
@HomesteadDNA5 ай бұрын
@@mariomario1462 Tell us you know nothing about anything without telling us. You saw a test rocket explode? But havent seen the 200+ consecutively successful Falcon 9 launches including flights to the ISS?
@trandyz25215 ай бұрын
So Boeing decided to extend their problems to space😢😢.. as an engineer, this is not funny
@egoruderico30385 ай бұрын
If the issue ends up being screws not secured properly, they should just close the company.
@xeroterragoth18665 ай бұрын
Everyone wants to bag on Boeing as if they're the problem, but they're just a SYMPTOM of the problem. Corporations are pushing for higher profit margins for less pay for their employees and care more about keeping their shareholders happy than being a good company. Instead of doing what's been working, they keep changing things internally to try and save costs and increase revenue, usually at the cost of their employees time and money. You need to treat your employees better and focus on quality of your product rather than what your numbers are and if the stock is good or shareholders are happy. Open your eyes, it's not just Boeing, they're just the most obvious example. If you work one of these jobs, you definitely know what I mean.
@malacca19515 ай бұрын
I can't figure out why an experienced and experienced NASA Astronaut says, 'You know' so many times! Clearly WE don't know and we are watching him to find out information. (If 'we know', we don't need to watch!)
@TerryB7515 ай бұрын
The ISS has turned into the Hotel California with that famous line, You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
@JamesWitte5 ай бұрын
lol
@billholt78605 ай бұрын
We are all just prisoners here , of our own device . - The comment section
@yummysatay5 ай бұрын
Good one. As Eagles' Don Henley sang: "All she (Sunni) wants to do is dance" upon arrival on ISS.😂
@ThePresentFuture5 ай бұрын
It's leaking helium and 5 (of 12) maneuvering thrusters failed. Thrusters required to get to Earth without burning up. And Leroy says, *"this is a light problem."* I trust him about as far as I could throw the Starliner.
@joshmaday14625 ай бұрын
Four of those five came back online when they rebooted them. They think it’s just a bad reading of the sensor data. So, for starters, it’s 1, not 5. Then it’s not 12, it’s 28. They have three full redundant sets.
@LasVegas685 ай бұрын
Way go go NASA. You knew that Boeing spacecraft was crap and you still launched. So much for safety after after the Challenger disaster.
@davemitchell62815 ай бұрын
@@brimstonesulfur5013 *👎
@superkoopatrooper48795 ай бұрын
Ya, they should of hired you, a rocket science engineer or armchair expert... samething, right?
@LasVegas685 ай бұрын
@@superkoopatrooper4879 When they tell you there's problems you don't have to be, genius!
@RideAcrossTheRiver5 ай бұрын
@@LasVegas68 Yes, you do, but you're still not.
@LasVegas685 ай бұрын
@@RideAcrossTheRiverNever said I was either!
@acf28025 ай бұрын
Further proof that they should swap the E and the I in DEI.
@kwokmingng45485 ай бұрын
According to the U.S. Law - Chinese are not allow to go near NASA spaceship....Chinese can not help
@DagNeb_It5 ай бұрын
Time to send in the “Space Cowboys!” Am I the only one who remembers that movie?
@gordonbergslien305 ай бұрын
Nope! Love that movie! Some of it was filmed at the museum where I volunteer.
@elmobrandao98495 ай бұрын
RIP Donald Sutherland
@westleywest72595 ай бұрын
James Garner! Rockford in space!
@richardstrobbe88905 ай бұрын
The female astronaut drank the cool aid for sure
@Scooty_jr5 ай бұрын
How’s Kansas City?
@jimhanty81495 ай бұрын
What women won’t do for attention… put somthing on that damn hair…like the other girl did… how did she ever get to be an astronaut with that attitude…that’s just rude..
@jimmipadge5 ай бұрын
Voyager 1 is about 15.1 *_BILLION_* miles away, Voyager 2 is about 12.7 *_billion_* just sayin’….
@Dirte_Woods5 ай бұрын
Exactly... Did I catch him say it's 50 million miles away? The sun is over 93million miles away right?
@jimmipadge5 ай бұрын
@@Dirte_Woods Yes, which makes me think the dude doesn’t know anything and just jumbled his “facts” that he read 30 seconds before going live. This is exactly why people don’t trust what they see on the “news”… I’m not a “fake news” kinda guy, but things like this make me furious, because it only weakens the credibility of “news television”….
@BassRck50-xv8iz5 ай бұрын
They don't have to come back...
@jimmipadge5 ай бұрын
@@BassRck50-xv8iz *_lol_* Nor did anybody ever expect them to!?!
@combatepistemologist83825 ай бұрын
That so pisses me off. Innumerate news readers who cannot tell a million from a billion. But this happens when you hire only English & Communcations majors.
@eatfastnoodle5 ай бұрын
this is such a PR move by NASA, not saying there is an actual risk the second guy literally said there is no risk to the astronauts then next sentence saying all of these is about if the spacecraft could be steered like steering itself back to earth, I was like "you serious", you can't be sure you can steer this thing you call it "not a risk to the astronauts?" what if they missed the earth? what are they supposed to do? this ain't like driving on freeway you miss one exit you can go for another, you miss earth, you're DEAD, and DEAD in a very bad way
@officialVertYT5 ай бұрын
So here’s the update on these 2 astronauts haven’t seen any
@herthadynasty41604 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@davidanderson61005 ай бұрын
Send up some dish washing liquid, that'll fix the problem.
@YK-fw8nt5 ай бұрын
And Duct Tape
@adambarnes87975 ай бұрын
All the retired astronaut did was repeat the anchors intro So complete waste of time and added nothing
@youngfossil5 ай бұрын
Soyuz, a spacecraft that has been flying since the 60s, can rescue them.
@darkguardian13145 ай бұрын
There's nothing to understand. Boeing is racing to save their reputation. It would be embarassing for the Starliner crew to ride back in a SpaceX Dragon at Boeing's expense. They have been using basically duct tape on an inferiour thruster design to complete the minimum flight requirements of their contract with NASA. Afterwards, Boeing will dump Starliner as costing them too much money and walking away from the project after ten years. It's over for Starliner. It will be a decade before all the issues with Boeing can be resolved. Time to back Sierra Dream Chaser spaceplane.
@ob150275 ай бұрын
😂the dude's unit of measurements for Voyager!😂😂
@cueball935 ай бұрын
Dude corrected himself from billions to millions…. When it’s in fact billions. That dude was losing his mind.
@jrersinghaus5 ай бұрын
The sun has been incredibly patient with them.
@davemitchell62815 ай бұрын
as we spin closer and closer
@thegoodguy445 ай бұрын
Best comment on earth
@RideAcrossTheRiver5 ай бұрын
@@davemitchell6281 What? In July, Earth is farthest from the sun.
@PeterHonig.5 ай бұрын
Better call SpaceX and book a ticket on a rescue flight.
@14rs25 ай бұрын
May as well send SpaceX up to get the astronauts, the starliner isn’t coming back with people on it
@joannekemp48345 ай бұрын
If they can't come home from their scheduled time,why are they saying it's not a emergency situation?
@kingarchnyc5 ай бұрын
After all of Boeing’s history in the past several years… if u r still brave enough to go into anything related to Boeing, u really only have yourself to blame for imho…
@stringercorrales66275 ай бұрын
I Guess astronauts have dirt on Boeing too.
@joeb29555 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t even ride in their planes, why would you take their spaceships
@zandvoort86165 ай бұрын
I certainly wouldn't want to attempt a re-entry back to Earth in the Starliner! 🤣
@unholy73245 ай бұрын
you cant make this shit up. we are seriously in a clown world.
@johnwest79935 ай бұрын
Just check to make sure the doors stay on the Starliner.