“It’s like a Ferrari with legs and- Oh. No. Wait. Hang on. He’s run out of energy,” is unironically a perfect group of sentences to describe how a cheetah functions.
@alexturnbackthearmy19077 ай бұрын
Meanwhile cheetah, that is too tired to do anything after short run: (they are unironically sick from overheating after each full-speed run)
@tygical6 ай бұрын
literally lol
@Greatduck7776 ай бұрын
cheetahs are really stupid actually.
@BabyEater6 ай бұрын
When Lions want to kill cheetahs, they will simply keep walking towards them until the cheetahs are too exhausted to keep running.
@katherinesmallbean35946 ай бұрын
@@BabyEater Sounds like every horror movie killer ever haha
@jharms9847 ай бұрын
The sight of dozens of poachers cresting over the hill in pursuit is both hilarious and uniquely terrifying. RIP the abomination relay team
@y1lyaa7 ай бұрын
“Thank goodness we have such a lovely carpet of barrels to land on- OH 😰”
@BlastFromTheGhast7 ай бұрын
"He's DEAD! 😨"
@TheEmeraldSloth7 ай бұрын
“How did that happen?!”
@fantastikboom10947 ай бұрын
@@TheEmeraldSloth "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!" -heavy tf2, probably
@jonarbuckle42005 ай бұрын
@@TheEmeraldSloth "Note to self: Never use explosive barrels to break fall"
@camillecutler68686 ай бұрын
Considering how fast wings can be in Spore, this feels a lot like where people think of Cheetas as the fastest despite all the birds that drastically outclass them.
@dane13825 ай бұрын
cheetahs arent even the fastest mammals. a bat's flight speed is nothing to scoff at.
@Armoured-Pizza-Carrier4 ай бұрын
@@dane1382And then the faster flyers going a casual 60mph over an extended period, or the peregrine falcon going 200mph straight into a smaller bird acting like a bullet.
@alfredopalomares76242 ай бұрын
@@dane1382 actually birds are not mammals
@strawhatkirbae67172 ай бұрын
@@alfredopalomares7624 Bats are not birds
@Gam1ngM3nace2 ай бұрын
@@alfredopalomares7624 Did you even read what the comment said?
@SourAttmoz7 ай бұрын
“Your just a leopard from Poundland”
@maxiawesomekid8997 ай бұрын
You hurt the cheetahs feewings!!
@TheBigFredIsLarge7 ай бұрын
you heartless monster
@Puro1837 ай бұрын
DISGUSTING
@TotallyNotASIO7 ай бұрын
Noooo, he is from cheetahville 😭😭😭😭😭
@Wooper273497 ай бұрын
I’m reporting this comment for harassment
@chrisfreier71507 ай бұрын
the bog boy expanded universe is the most epic thing ever
@Luke.J3587 ай бұрын
TRUE 🤣
@vicpieters-wd9sw7 ай бұрын
If Mr Pinchy was an artist would he be called da Pinchy?
Maybe, except Da Vinci was NOT his actual name. "Da Vinci" basically just meant where he was from.
@mortireco6 ай бұрын
@@Diablo_Himself Cool😁
@ElTugasАй бұрын
Dear Mr. Bogboy, it is my pleasure to inform you that your video is a masterpiece. I noticed this while I was having a glass of milk and cookies for breakfast when at minute 0:29 I laughed, spit out the milk, staining my desk, and simply accidentally threw the cookies on the floor. the best experience of my life
@Wooper273497 ай бұрын
“And into the ball pit because I thought it would be funny” good reasoning
@macalisteryoung88307 ай бұрын
bogboy: I challenge you to find anything that can even remotely beat this thing in a race. me: *knows that sonic can cook a chicken with slaps in less than a blink*
@Lumberjack_king7 ай бұрын
nice
@Spineless-Lobster7 ай бұрын
A tragic end to a thrilling story of science, hubris and athletic might. Rest In Peace bogboy’s relay team 😔
@TheBigFredIsLarge7 ай бұрын
I like how sometimes the creatures just bluescreen for a few seconds
@ethanriptide7 ай бұрын
Hey this guy sounds like the guy who does Wii sports baseball anime and is friends with well known criminal and escapist expert G I A N T B R A I N
@MURDERPILLOW.7 ай бұрын
Huh, weird, he does
@kingaxolotl2627 ай бұрын
I think you two should rewatch those vids and roll perception on those vids and see if some things are the same on this video and those
@boiboi60817 ай бұрын
Giant who?
@Cucumbermelon77 ай бұрын
and also like the guy who made a war between pears and whelks and bananas
@FurryBlossoms6 ай бұрын
"and i have no friends" *Instantly hooked and hyper focusing on the video*
@ABlazeBonsaii7 ай бұрын
"unfortuantelly mr.pinchy got bored and completely ignored the race"
@naturegirl15946 ай бұрын
This is the first video I’ve seen of this creator and game. No idea what just happened, but appreciate the chaos
@elliottlava77847 ай бұрын
Damn that last creature did NOT skip leg day 💀
@macalisteryoung88307 ай бұрын
yeah, mr pinchy was fast
@ADHDGUY-qm5nf7 ай бұрын
It would have been faster if he gave the creature 9 legs instead of 2
@Amin_777-z8v7 ай бұрын
@@macalisteryoung8830 the 2 legs creature run faster tho
@sussyamogusballs697 ай бұрын
@@ADHDGUY-qm5nf Legs don't matter, only the stats
@Plainerguy6 ай бұрын
@@Amin_777-z8vThat wouldn't make any sense, because they are suspended in air for longer
@Commentingstick5 ай бұрын
0:02 "maurice"
@neofuentes54995 ай бұрын
Tysm I was looking for this and didn't want to go through the whole video for it!!😅
@des9714 ай бұрын
I love when people call him by his real name
@senorMckenzie7 ай бұрын
the way the cheetah's torso is just completely motionless but the legs move with just such speed takes me out everytime
@blakdeth7 ай бұрын
As an American "leopard from pound land" sounds like a compliment.
@jarekwrzosek20487 ай бұрын
So the carcinisation theory is true! Mr. Pinchy is the ULTIMATE LIFEFORM! Move aside Shadow the Hedgehog!
@Jofus0027 ай бұрын
I actually cried when Mr Pinchy showed up, and followed my such an emotional death, chilling stuff.
@themeemqueen6 ай бұрын
I'm so happy that this game isn't completely forgotten and there's still a channel that makes good SPORE content. I loved this game so much as a kid and spent countless hours playing it. Good times
@caitlinabbott78957 ай бұрын
"You're just a leopard from Poundland" (I'm American, we don't actually have that here, we have dollar stores)
@5S3EB87 ай бұрын
nobody cares that ur american
@SimulatedGoat6 ай бұрын
Same difference
@jimazo7 ай бұрын
This video came at the perfect time, I had a dream that a friend was playing Spore last night and I almost cried because I didn't have the game
@Idk_________7 ай бұрын
Mr. Bogboy, Where does this fit in the Fruitius Maxiums Timeline?
@fuecOHKO7 ай бұрын
It ties in to the tiny elephants timeline, and that ties in to fruitius maximus.
@Idk_________7 ай бұрын
@@fuecOHKO yes but at what time?
@Idk_________7 ай бұрын
@@fuecOHKO am I to assume this is the latest installment?
@Wetpotassium7 ай бұрын
@@Idk_________ before peter the penguin was first mentioned
@Simipourfangirl7 ай бұрын
He will find a way
@Shard_vs7 ай бұрын
first 20 seconds and the video is already so relatable! i, too, have no friends! MarshMan truly is a master of entertainment!
@Ado_enthusiast19997 ай бұрын
*RUNNIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥*
@Cmdrbzrd7 ай бұрын
*rolling
@Dwayne_LaFontant7 ай бұрын
Spore will forever be the best gimmick game.
@soldier228817 ай бұрын
0:17 seeing a banana and pear move like that gave me a good chuckle. thank you good sir
@marktwan15 ай бұрын
8:26-"When you don't miss the leg(feet) day"😂
@GoingBizark7 ай бұрын
EVERYONE WAKE UP!!! NEW BOGBOY SPORE VIDEO!!11!!!!!!1
@kingaxolotl2627 ай бұрын
Finally more spore stuff that’s why I subbed I really like your spore lore
@BogBoyOfficial7 ай бұрын
give my other stuff a chance there's plenty more lore to be found :)
@kingaxolotl2627 ай бұрын
@@BogBoyOfficial true I have to admit giant Brian’s story is pretty darn fun officer officer is probably the best cop supervillain out there also good job making the return of Mr pinchy
@Yzarro7 ай бұрын
If you like the Spore stuff, I highly recommend the Sims and Wii Sports videos. Honestly, the Wii Sports videos rival the Spore videos for my favorites on the channel.
@kingaxolotl2627 ай бұрын
@@Yzarro Hrm I may give it a shot
@gabrielgrant89137 ай бұрын
@@BogBoyOfficialafter watching this s.o.t.s ( Stoke On Trent Steamers) certified video, I have but one, simple request; on your next spore video, WIPE OUT THE POACHERS. EVERY. LAST. ONE. OF. THEM. Mr pinchy didn't deserve such a cruel fate like this after saving the universe from the whelks, right after his own merchandise dropped, no less! Please avenge mr.pinchy, if you do, you will receive one more subscriber for your next milestone as an Awesome KZbinr!
@J.R.MusicProductions6 ай бұрын
wait until this man learns about pause boosting
@Sparkle82057 ай бұрын
meanwhile me as a child making a murder machine with any creature i made because i loved the creature stage so much i gave it everything that was the best possible stats:
@GippyHappy6 ай бұрын
I'm concerned about the scientific value of your testing process. For starters, you begin with the tomato being faster than the cheetah. But when you create the millipede, you race it against the cheetah, and declare it the fastest, despite not testing it against the current record holder, which would be the tomato. Then you test the millipede against the spaghetti monster. Then bigfeet against the cheetah again, even though it's the slowest creature. The lack of consistency makes it impossible to gauge any of these creatures speeds relative to one another. In the end, Mr. Pinchy is declared the fastest despite not being tested at all, and in fact, in the end does not appear to be faster than the other test subjects in the field test 13:45.
@captain_buggles2 ай бұрын
I know it's a comedy video, but all of this genuinely did kinda make me wish it was taken a little more seriously, yeah.
@pyrrol93897 ай бұрын
Please continue making spore vids! They are so good!
@martinlebreton43274 ай бұрын
Bro the little inferno music at the end was the cherry on top
@MikelAispuro3 күн бұрын
After seeing his goodbye video, 0:20 hits harder than before 😭
@JessicaLovesFoxes6 ай бұрын
Loved the video as always! I'm so mad at those freaking poachers though!!!! D: How DARE they tbh
@esstefanomty217518 күн бұрын
This video feels like a kid playing with his toys and i absolutely love it 🐸🐸
@knights4eva9817 ай бұрын
"Don't poach him! He's not an egg!" Ok that's just pure genius 😂
@EzJaroFR7 ай бұрын
“You’re just a leopard from poundland”
@UltimateHalG19 күн бұрын
Every time I’m reminded of Sonic’s government name, I slip just a little bit closer to the void.
@Luke.J3587 ай бұрын
BABE WAKE UP, NEW BOGBOY JUST DROPPED
@wallemo18357 ай бұрын
10:47 why does the creature look like a buff version of the beast from pikuniku? 😂
@happytotino17977 ай бұрын
Love to see your still uploading spore vids
@totallylighter6 ай бұрын
“He never skipped leg day.”
@tj7tuwdhjjjjuyytrssss7 ай бұрын
You're not lonely because you've got us
@Boxhat-p5r3 ай бұрын
Person: RUN YOU CAN DO IT! cheetah: one sec I need a break…
@Username1924REAL6 ай бұрын
A cheetah? He can't do that he's an anti cheetah! An anti speeder.
@Boopishmoop7 ай бұрын
JUSTICE FOR MISTER PINCHY, THE POACHERS SHALL BE POACHED
@thefungiwhisperer2313Ай бұрын
I hope Bogboy can find the courage to ask out his great love
@Joedin-Krazy183.7 ай бұрын
The Goats back with another banger🔥
@InternetBirb6 ай бұрын
My guy started with a legged tomato, and ended with a legged tomato. The circle of evolution.
@ethand64035 ай бұрын
kirby will be proud of tomatoes🥰 0:46
@Retro_Crusader29 күн бұрын
THE SWORDLAND IN THE BACKGROUND GOES HARD!
@derpaderpy49317 ай бұрын
I wish I had the wit to call a cheetah a "leopard from Poundland." Never thought of it til now.
@bobblehead-dj7 ай бұрын
I love these spore videos
@Khora6 ай бұрын
I am not a sad/depressed person, but your videos bring some type of innocent joy that sometimes is forgotten by us as we get to our 30s. Thank you!
@Jacb_Res23 күн бұрын
Somehow, creating a creature with massive feet that occasionally let out a cartoon green mist when they walk is making me doubt him saying that he doesn't like feet
@jaakarimiquel84736 ай бұрын
I remember my computer having an aneurysm when I tried to walk with a creature that was just a ball with a single leg starting from the top of its head and wrapping around its body before reaching the ground
@DenysLohachov6 ай бұрын
"Tomato centipede isn't real, it can't hurt you." Tomato centipede:
@TheSareus5 күн бұрын
Spore at its peak was so good.
@casualcrusader6 ай бұрын
this is quality spore content. here's a subscribe
@Corrupt-z5t7 ай бұрын
You made the fastest, now make the strongest ,the one with the most damage,
@BogBoyOfficial7 ай бұрын
already done that!
@SomariStar_7257 ай бұрын
Better idea The weakest
@SockyNoob4 ай бұрын
Crazy how the creature with tons of legs walked similarly to a millipede.
@7vlw7 ай бұрын
this made me giggle so much, thanks
@RoslynPosy7 ай бұрын
does anyone know how bogboy makes this amazing, interesting and epic content, all within the limit of a game made in 2008?? because i sure do, thats how good these videos are!
@alexcat67 ай бұрын
adding glide+long legs+ the two paws=god tier speed
@DirtyDirtSaga7 ай бұрын
Never thought I'd hear bogboy make a your mom joke.
@charliehorse84015 ай бұрын
If that tomato does not become a mascot of some kind for you I'm going to be very upset because I love that tomato
@Bombfish12567 ай бұрын
The whole video except the cringe part at the end was awesome. I really did enjoy it!
@shinysnake7 ай бұрын
Too sleepy to form a meaningful sentence but I love your videos so much dude.
@yourbestpallshawn41397 ай бұрын
WE JUST GOT HIM BACK
@axroolmentego40656 ай бұрын
“You're just a leopard from Poundland!”
@kutura_P7 ай бұрын
How to win every relay race step one: evolve
@LeoTrumbull7 ай бұрын
when it walks it looks like spaghetti falling down a hill
@shadeddevil7 ай бұрын
look whos back back again
@alecboi7777 ай бұрын
You’re just a leopard from Poundland!
@thebiolibrary55726 ай бұрын
So you just recreated that one cat, got it.
@spaceguy20_124 ай бұрын
The tomato is how I drew humans in preschool
@somerandom-j4g7 ай бұрын
looking at how mr pinchy was revived in the former finale of the bogboy universe, hes probably fine
@Itrymybestlol3 ай бұрын
Your just doing your best and that's ok cheetah
@catpoke95576 ай бұрын
You're wrong. You do have friends! The entire Spore community has a parasocial platonic relationship with you!
At the end, the Poachers were able to outspeed Mr. Pinchy...
@Thedragonlover957 ай бұрын
The boi returns! And expanding the universe
@dis_iz_tud6 ай бұрын
Im so happy this game is being revived
@enderjed25237 ай бұрын
I did not expect hearts of iron IV music in the first 6 seconds.
@ninjragontv89577 ай бұрын
R.I.P. Maurice Hedgehog 😭😭😭
@mysryuza6 ай бұрын
I wonder… the most twisted spore creature with the most twisted up body with zigzags, loops, curves, corners, and all the bunch. A creature with the most arms and legs, or the longest neck, the largest mouth, etc.
@jokerbatman35166 ай бұрын
Man this thing brings so much memories.
@kaceisahuman7 ай бұрын
“Ooh look how dense it is, he’s really struggling there, it’s so dense.”🤨🤨🤨
@kaedeharakazuha22056 ай бұрын
In the end, the poachers were the fastest creature in spore
@DavidNash-r8t7 ай бұрын
What an amazing masterpiece
@AcchyDacchy7 ай бұрын
Gee wiz! BogBoy sure is Making the Fastest Creature in Spore!
@Bee_88265 ай бұрын
Bro i can hear the last thread of sanity in the lonely part.