Imagine a French Peter Griffin getting captured by the Germans, just to get offered a job as Adolf's personal body guard and just chilling in Berlin.
@CivilizedWasteland3 жыл бұрын
Peter what the heck are you doing! "I'm Hitler's top guy Brian."
@echoambiance44703 жыл бұрын
WITH A FUCKING RAILWAY GUN
@Cainthegodslayer3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like some trash isekai manga
@MrSedatePiano3 жыл бұрын
Le based petér
@DoubleTrouble-li5wi3 жыл бұрын
Instead of hehehehehe, he goes hohohohoho
@The3ndFan3 жыл бұрын
“He is dumb and I am not” -Thomas Such an underrated guy in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe lol
@FeanaroNoldoran3 жыл бұрын
Hats off to Bo for writing the script.
@Psytinker3 жыл бұрын
inb4 he does a Dressel
@somerandomnesspoo84673 жыл бұрын
So is Braun Deadpool?
@EyeOfEld3 жыл бұрын
@@Psytinker What happened with Dressel?
@skele33103 жыл бұрын
@@EyeOfEld he's an unironic nazi and kept saying nazi shit
@despacito_boi44843 жыл бұрын
POV: Your a soviet soldier in Leningrad, holding to the last man. When suddenly, a cannon fires peter griffin himself, utterly destroying you with his funny moments.
@J4R0D3 жыл бұрын
nyeheheheheh
@kane-1113 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ladywaffle22103 жыл бұрын
"To the Peter-Cannon!"
@krane11553 жыл бұрын
This what I imagine when I read your comment 🤣kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIjOnKdpqb52fM0
@counterfeit11482 жыл бұрын
@@krane1155 Perfect
@chillinnabox3 жыл бұрын
Damn I'll never forget when Francisco Franco proclaimed that Charles de Gaulle was dumb and he was not. Truly an iconic quote of World War Two.
@mward59623 жыл бұрын
I mean, Franco did then go on to write "The Art of the Deal" and trick the US into selling him 24,000 barrels of oil a day, which then just turned around and gave to Germany.
@delta23723 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness though I fucking hate it when Spain joins the war in the game
@steffanyschwartz78013 жыл бұрын
@@delta2372 I guess if you want to use a few ports in Morocco or Gibraltar it’s useful. However this strat just proves a new meta for Spain. You can do this and become the second romania while fighting with volunteers
@equilintogo53783 жыл бұрын
@@steffanyschwartz7801 while also reducing the coasts needed to guard against D-Day the mods they use prevent Spain from directly walking into Gibraltar anyways
@doctorjackson70243 жыл бұрын
The "german" defenses: *Starts yelling in Spanish* The Americans: Wait....wrong landing! *packs up and leaves*
@DSiren3 жыл бұрын
"Fuck I didn't come here to build a wall" *backs ass right off of the beach*
@markselby93523 жыл бұрын
TOO LATE!
@PsychShrew3 жыл бұрын
The "german" defence commander: "El es tonto y yo no"
@highgrounder3 жыл бұрын
Nah no American can tell Spanish from German
@DSiren3 жыл бұрын
@@highgrounder commie
@Microsoftman3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Lois look, I'm at the Siege of Leningrad!" - Peter Griffin, French SS Volunteer, 1942 (Colorized)
@CiaranW20033 жыл бұрын
"Peter what are you doing?!?!"
@htsgm3 жыл бұрын
@@CiaranW2003 war crimes
@CiaranW20033 жыл бұрын
@@htsgm You live up to the Sigma in your name my friend
@antonikrzsztofik35511 ай бұрын
Peter SS is here
@helwrecht16373 жыл бұрын
Golden “they are desperate losers and won’t surrender” Also golden “I can take Paris RE HOST!!!”
@bluish51893 жыл бұрын
@Weißer golden is like Hitler right before the battle of the bulge, the most salty man alive and yet still believing he can win. Truly a marvel to watch him crumble in his own hubris.
@leogazebo52903 жыл бұрын
Its even more ironic, he's playing Japan
@BagofBeans13 жыл бұрын
@@bluish5189 "I'm going to do the same thing. Again."
@polarhack2222 жыл бұрын
and the "golden lost" situation
@kategrant27282 жыл бұрын
Game recognizes game
@wolfflame43683 жыл бұрын
Thomas literally killed thousands of allied soldiers then proceeded to buy oil from all of them. What a based play.
@glenmcgillivray47072 жыл бұрын
'sir I know your son died in a tragic weapon related mishap on the beach head in France, but if you would just like to buy our famous German engineered Spanish made watch, we will be happy to accept payment in Gasoline, Crude, or Diesel at open market value' 'All purchases are non-refundable and the situation in Europe has nothing to do with this offer, may free trade continue flowing!'
@lemonsisu6863 жыл бұрын
It’s still funny to me that the one time floojoe (think that’s how it’s spelled) is appreciated is during a full episode of him playing as Japan. So few people saw it, and he gets appreciated so little it came in as a surprise to everyone. He got capped and held on for so long he got a compliment from all the axis, he thought they were being sarcastic and responded with the classic fuck you. After learning they were not being sarcastic he rejoined as Hungary, where he went to help the axis in Europe and proceed to lose the war.
@flamingbull34383 жыл бұрын
Do you know the episode number?
@allanpritchett35783 жыл бұрын
@@flamingbull3438 I second this
@yipyap61613 жыл бұрын
@@flamingbull3438 I third this
@IlDuceAnzaiChiyomi3 жыл бұрын
@@flamingbull3438 I fourth this
@Barwasser3 жыл бұрын
@@flamingbull3438 I can't count higher than 5 but I still want to know.
@taptiotrevizo94153 жыл бұрын
I love how Golden can be so good as Japan but so bad as Germany
@nissinnissan14043 жыл бұрын
Tbf he did win as germany the past two hoi streams
@wellwell54833 жыл бұрын
Golden weeb confirmed
@usaygaming95553 жыл бұрын
As a repeated golden Germany coop, help me
@scorpixel18663 жыл бұрын
@@nissinnissan1404 To be fair the last game of Soviet Swimmy completely fell appart in a single year against a 42 barb of all things.
@Red_Pee3 жыл бұрын
@@scorpixel1866 shit coops, immediately lost kiev and didn’t even notice
@LNERA03 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen Thomas so excited about literally anything ever as he did killing D-Day
@dzello3 жыл бұрын
I swear, when those guys get Victoria 3, we're going to get insane content.
@tennosred23 жыл бұрын
nO wAř
@wom13203 жыл бұрын
To bad the combat is going to be far more abstract in Vic 3
@gpjedy73793 жыл бұрын
@@wom1320 The main part of their games was mostly diplomacy and everyone throwing everyone under the bus, so the reworked infamy system and diplomatic plays will be much more relevant for them. And the only meme part about wars in their games was everyone gambling on RNG to get the gas attack/defense asap and killing 1% of the entire country population in a single deathstack battle.
@gpjedy73793 жыл бұрын
Its much more about the consequences of ruining your country in a war, and the 2 million radical socialist rebels spawning on every tile. And in their upcoming vicky3 games I'm sure it won't be so much about the war itself but the aftermath of Swimmy ruining his own economy and country, getting the standart of living to starvation and having to get subsidized by an USA player to not flip communist and go into a death spiral.
@dzello3 жыл бұрын
@@wom1320 I prefer it this way. I feel like war is just to easy, I prefer the economic aspect of Victoria by far.
@italianspaghett43593 жыл бұрын
Franco's fuel laundering scheme was actually pretty smart move
@Zenitchik_130 Жыл бұрын
Sanctions evasion schemes
@OzyWazza3 жыл бұрын
I think Japan needs to Wake up before he goes invading islands again...
@spyronos3 жыл бұрын
"He's dumb, I am not" should be the tag line of this channel
@taptiotrevizo94153 жыл бұрын
In Normandy imagine instead of the bunkers it's a bunch of spainish soldiers
@TheSkyGuy773 жыл бұрын
Nobody expects.... The SPANISH Defence corps! 😂
@freddy46033 жыл бұрын
The Spain-ish soldiers will hold the line!
@commemorative3 жыл бұрын
"Just in time for Christmas!" - Literally no one in the great wars
@manband203 жыл бұрын
GrossTiger: 90% Reliability, 125 Armor, 4 KMpH (or 2.48 MPH) You could get the same outcome by slapping a kevlar vest on a handicapped man carrying a machine gun. 99% cost reduction, too.
@platinumsun46323 жыл бұрын
I don't get it? Is this a joke about the Meta? What is the new meta for armour anyways?
@coatofarms44393 жыл бұрын
Is the man German though?
@manband203 жыл бұрын
@@platinumsun4632 It's a joke about how Nazi Germany made ridiculous Wunderwaffe that ate up resources because they were convinced giant immovable fortresses on wheels were the key to beating the Allies. Just stick a kevlar vest on a fat man in a wheelchair, hand him an MG-42, and you'll get the same, if not better, results than a steel box going 2 miles per hour on the road.
@commissarkordoshky2192 жыл бұрын
Currently a lot of memes about tanks being too expensive so no minor builds them I think
@Birdy8902 жыл бұрын
@@commissarkordoshky219 That's good though, minors should have to buy them off bigger boys or work with Bob Semple tanks.
@jacobite23533 жыл бұрын
8:35 ah yes the spain contra affair truly an iconic moment of ww2
@anti-triggeredfemenaziklub38293 жыл бұрын
Holy shit everyone larped so hard in this game: *realistically recreating German tank design* *recreating Germany's plan to get the Bismarck into the Atlantic* *Germany listening to their schitzo allies* *Soviet Command being utterly incompetent* *Germany abandoning entire fronts due to fuel shortages* *Japan being verbally abusive of their allies* *Germany stealing French possessions and then laughing at them* *Germany failing to make peace with the U.K. and end the war by Christmas* *Axis complaining about the winter while fighting Russia* *Spain being poor* *SPAIN COMING IN CLUTCH FOR THE AXIS*
@J4R0D3 жыл бұрын
also using the railway gun at Leningrad
@daroaminggnome3 жыл бұрын
"One of these things is not like the other"
@Barwasser3 жыл бұрын
You forgot funny Family Guy moments. Adolf loved those!
@marcustulliuscicero54433 жыл бұрын
90% reliability is not exactly accurate to (late) German tank designs ;P
@mward59623 жыл бұрын
America selling oil to facists because there's money to be made...
@liladoodle3 жыл бұрын
D-Day: *Happens.* Spain, to the Allies: "YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!".
@seriouslydensedefender3 жыл бұрын
Your videos always bring a smile to my face .
@Saladmander173 жыл бұрын
"You want 20k daily?" Next clip shows Germany at full fuel 😆
@christophershell75643 жыл бұрын
Franco was neutral. He truely knows supply and demand.
@vtet3 жыл бұрын
"Wow, this is worse than that time I was used as a railway gun at the siege of Leningrad" -Peter Griffin
@AndrewHesterLaugh3 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the Family Guy gun's sound when it fires isn't a loud bang but Peter's laugh and the explosions of the shells being Stewie going 'Blast!' hehe Videos like this make me want to play MP Hoi4 just for the lols XD
@lordchip99673 жыл бұрын
POV: Your African and you see Hungarian tanks rolling up
@samarkand15853 жыл бұрын
But I don't have an african
@tennosred23 жыл бұрын
Pov: your a magyarab and you see your hungarian brothers coming to liberate you from British tyranny
@lordchip99673 жыл бұрын
@@tennosred2 POV: Your a british man and you heard people screaming in spanish
@brody51422 жыл бұрын
Spain buying oil from the allies and distributing it to axis is a total chad move
@davemonkey263 жыл бұрын
"Y'know Lois, this is worse than the time I got stuck with the Nazis in WW2."
@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic88953 жыл бұрын
I hope im not the only one, but “Schrödinger's Bombers” fucking cracked me up
@dbd9783 жыл бұрын
Finally started playing hoi4 last week. Watching this is even more amazing to watch now as I understand what's so awesome while not understanding others. like 800 soft attack?
@desertfox78463 жыл бұрын
soft attack is how effective a unit is against soft targets eg infantry units. 800 soft attack over a river is literally unbeatable in most cases without a dedicated tank unit in the battle which requires more hard attack if that makes sense
@dbd9783 жыл бұрын
@@desertfox7846 I know that, I'm trying to figure out how he got 800 that easily
@x-a-3 жыл бұрын
Probably a combo of Artillery and Rocket Artillery
@DarmanMI3 жыл бұрын
The naming conventions for rail arty in the games never fails to crush my soul.
@EyebrowsGaming3 жыл бұрын
Flick and Weekend, new entrants in the Bokoen Cinematic Universe
@mosesracal67583 жыл бұрын
Spain buying oil from the allies then immediately sharing them to the axis is such a big brain move
@lolrenzo88273 жыл бұрын
The cuts where it goes from normal volume to a point blank gunshot are very awakening, I like it
@RutraNickers3 жыл бұрын
damn, that was the most one sided game I've seen on this channel. Maybe Denmark actually exists
@sammyboi29513 жыл бұрын
Oh man imagine having quality tanks as the Allies.
@促至3 жыл бұрын
"They are desperate so wont surrender." very accurate Japan larping
@TheLoneTerran2 жыл бұрын
"DONT MOVE THE UNITS IN THE FRONT LINE!!!" Good lord.
@mattevans43773 жыл бұрын
Spain: I used capitalism, to defeat capitalism.
@fiendish94743 жыл бұрын
Using allied oil to fuel tanks killing soviet bois is straight up evil
@markhomer69033 жыл бұрын
those new sound effects freaked me out for a moment as I'm sat here editing nuclear super events like damn that's a loud air noise oh it's the video
@homppo25083 жыл бұрын
If college were to micro the side of a barn that barn would immediately collapse to the ground and spontaneously combust
@Me-zj4fd3 жыл бұрын
Me who is about to log off of youtube: Alright this is the last youtube video I'm going to watch today Me 13.2 seconds later getting a notification that Bokoen1 uploaded: okokokokokokok screw good habits
@walnzell93283 жыл бұрын
7:22 Side of a bran. Bran cereal. Swimmy can't even kill cereal.
@RedLogicYT3 жыл бұрын
Hey guys.. got covid.. might get hospitalized.. love this community. Thanks for the vid.
@taysea7v3 жыл бұрын
I had covid and all the time i was in my house, im good now. I hope you get better
@RedLogicYT3 жыл бұрын
@@taysea7v appreciate it
@beb6c2a3 жыл бұрын
Hey bokoen great video! Also I have a question, when will you guys do another Vicky 2? Love these Vicky videos so much lol Oh and congrats on 311k subscribers :D
@lolmanmagee27853 жыл бұрын
that Spanish buying oil from the allies... giga brain
@darkrealm39963 жыл бұрын
WOOOOO YEAH BABY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOO
@juliannolastname24423 жыл бұрын
Binging thee videos, and what to my wondrous eyes do appear, but a 10 minute video, for me to hold dear
@TheyCallMeLord3 ай бұрын
2:50 I love how this is exactly what Germany tried to do and immediately got the Bismark sunk
@Sorieat3 жыл бұрын
Finally been waiting for more hoi4
@samarkand15853 жыл бұрын
Wish I had a support in my life the level of that Spain player
@hungrey3568 Жыл бұрын
6:00 Ill help you with the infantry too Thomas *Earth quaking shell explodes*
@breadwithagun93033 жыл бұрын
Hey Lois look, I'm a German war criminal in the year 1939, eheheheheheh.
@espionagegaming31323 жыл бұрын
I have covid and I think I'm going to starve to death, feels like this is gonna be the last video I watch, cheers lads.
@taysea7v3 жыл бұрын
I had covid and all the time i was in my house, im good now. I hope you get better
@byzanti-knithi84643 жыл бұрын
I was about to go to sleep, then Bo uploaded and I know I won’t be able to sleep if I don’t watch it
@samwakley2503 жыл бұрын
Poggers Bo uploads at a perfect time!
@thomasjones32063 жыл бұрын
Stop drilling tanks bokoen and start converting your infantry
@timmydachy11833 жыл бұрын
i got into this game because watching your vids keep up the good work
@goodname673 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the subtitles, I watched this in a lesson
@drekbleh70813 жыл бұрын
Golden would be a manager that kills the morale of the workforce
@KP-cb4sy3 жыл бұрын
One could say nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition! ...I'll see myself out.
@NT-fj7dm3 жыл бұрын
Geez Lois, this is worse than that one time I was sieging down Leningrad.
@Jay_Owen3 жыл бұрын
holy crap lois it's bokoen1
@jinglered82863 жыл бұрын
Lowe as Hungary is always cursed, and a blessing
@AndrewJ96732 жыл бұрын
Spain writing the art of the deal over there
@TeeBar4203 жыл бұрын
That oil trick is how the US got most of it's titanium during the cold war.
@YummyPasta12313 жыл бұрын
Pog, new HoI4 MP in a nutshell
@Jacob-pu4zj3 жыл бұрын
You've heard of money laundering, now get ready for fuel laundering!
@gamedominatorxennongdm79562 жыл бұрын
Imagine in this universe, the history channel covering the topic of Spain using allied resources to supplement Germany's fuel shortage and would be treated as some kind of conspiracy.
@jamesclockwork27733 жыл бұрын
Hey I'm a new to the channel, so can someone please tell me who's the guy with iron cross and ww1 German attire? From what I can tell the country balls are meant to represent what country everyone is playing, but I can't figure out who this guy is playing since Bokoen is already playing the Third Reich.
@Vmac13943 жыл бұрын
The co-op player that's also controlling Germany. The bigger nations usually have one because there'll just be too much going on for a single person.
@taptiotrevizo94153 жыл бұрын
That's who ever is co op with germany
@polarvortex64963 жыл бұрын
That represents whoever is playing with Germany as an assistant, it also is used to represent WW1/Imperial Germany when they do that.
@R3GARnator3 жыл бұрын
Franko The Fuel Smuggler.
@Pixilated3 жыл бұрын
Swimmy has lost every time he plays soviets since the new update like pull yourself together man.
@merouln7003 жыл бұрын
I like how whoever said it read "Nantes" like a spanish name when it's in France (I won't blame him for not knowing the pronounciation...it's what he pronounced minus the "es" at the end... because those are silent letters)
@maciejbala4775 ай бұрын
They've always been saying it like this lol. Similarly how Bo says "Falaise" as if it's "Calais", with the ending silent. I get that they might not know the correct pronunciations, but it is definitely funny for someone who knows French
@memazov66013 жыл бұрын
Spain contributed the most in this game I say
@miles10343 жыл бұрын
there is always the swimmy doubters, but one day, oh you will rue the day you oppose the swigma male
@obiwankenobi33753 жыл бұрын
1:38 you guys are getting rekt my eye
@votecthulhu93783 жыл бұрын
This video is almost as good as Family Guy Funny Moments
@bartsimho11923 жыл бұрын
Watching that stream those Tanks were so broken.
@ilduce42983 жыл бұрын
It's 1 AM but I am still gonna watch this
@Ghosy013 жыл бұрын
swimmy and college playing the soviets as co op .
@MLG420McSwaggerton3 жыл бұрын
REMINDER THIS WAS A STAXIS GAME. BO NEEDED A WIN SO HE STACKED THE TEAMS HE ASKED DANKUS TO PLAY ITALY
I think there were more games, but this is where spain give more impact
@wceend57913 жыл бұрын
I thought it was funny that the video started with me desyncing the game
@RunicRhino223 жыл бұрын
3:22 Bo be like: Ayo hol' up
@wetplant17483 жыл бұрын
Soviet army in Leningrad: We aren't surrending Germans: you will! *Brings our Family Guy Funny Moments* Soviet army: We Surrender!
@justaplayer22502 жыл бұрын
Whats the difference in territory between ww1 germany and ww2 germany,like What territories represent for these 2 balls?
@Meyr33562 жыл бұрын
One represents the Karl Donitz (thats the Kriegsmarine ensign, not the German Imperial Flag) and the swastika ball represents Hitler. It's just a way Bo denotes Co-ops, with the main controller usually being the stereotypical ball and a co-op being an admiral or general.
@CommanderTavos993 жыл бұрын
Why are u using such a weird fieldmarshal and not von Rundstedt??
@elilastnamington98083 жыл бұрын
I want to break big bucks on bokoens channel.
@蔡林翰-v2m2 жыл бұрын
我真希望也有朋友可以一起玩這遊戲
@somtimesieat24113 жыл бұрын
Thomas unintentionally funny as shit
@sadlyimcringe66703 жыл бұрын
Golden got a win unless they didn't show him get invaded
@Sodden3163 жыл бұрын
good video
@steffanyschwartz78013 жыл бұрын
Well I guess golden won and swimmy lost. Reality is broken
@Kajoou3 жыл бұрын
You are amazing
@kewpi57153 жыл бұрын
Pog hoi 4 video
@coloneloctavian7373 жыл бұрын
Just when I was wondering what to do
@ArmageddonEvil3 жыл бұрын
I kinda want to see the P-1000 Ratte and the P-1500 Monster Recreated in the game. Since they were impossibly huge tanks. I would love to see that. Though the tank rework was a bit... dumb. Guess Swimmy can't catch a break as the Soviets? XD
@drbulba3 жыл бұрын
i was boutta go to bed, Mr.. Koen1. Now I am forced to watch this video.