"They Can't D-Day" - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

This one might be the longest and one of the best episodes I've ever made. Also it's literally IMPOSSIBLE, for the Allies D-Day.

[@partylizard8343]

Its just not gonna happen

[@enric2609]

bo your videos are always amazing, to me at the least

[@liladoodle]

Never say never.

[@robinmitchell644]

What are u doing up this early bo?

[@enric2609]

@@robinmitchell644 thats on god bo?? its litteraly 3 am for you

[@fiendish9474]

Bo did the "forge satisfactory production reports" with the tank cannon lmao

[@DJSpike-ft9yw]

Task Failed Successfully

[@TheDukeofWellington1815]

-20 paranoia

[@GAarcher]

*What happens on the kriegsmarina, stays on the kriegsmarina* 🍷🗿

[@thegrimmarcher202]

​@@DJSpike-ft9yw more like Tank failed Succesfully

[@subhelm6394]

I love how Bo had to juggle being Donitz, Speer and a single mom/husband to Golden/Shmitler. Very accreate RP

[@ArgonYouTube]

Sorry to be that guy, but it’s spelt accurate*. Bo definitely is the jack of all trades.

[@burdenuner9084]

malewife’d

[@thisisaname5589]

I hate how he didn't coop with Palden Norbu, though.

[@BocchiSensei]

You forgot that he also had to be goering

[@senbontorii2680]

@@ArgonKZbin It's a Russian Badger reference.

[@zewhatyouwannasay]

“I was here first” - Swimmy complaining about his own car taking up his parking spot 14:14

[@2Links]

He drives up to his own garage and complains his other car is already in there

[@zerindszendrey4986]

Lmao

[@Ravnesss]

I love Swimmy. That man is one of the funniest people I have ever had the pleasure to listen to.

[@nogoodnamesleft_]

Lmao best comment ive seen today🤣

[@drunkhungarian7567]

Wouldn't put it past him, mf has a toyota supra with curtains

[@nathanaelyosiahalomoanpang6224]

Golden : " I've learned quite a bit from my Africa campaign before." Also golden : get's his tanks encircled in South africa

[@2Links]

Well yeah, he has a lot of experience in losing his tanks

[@weeb3244]

Just more learning

[@luansagara]

his experience is dying in north africa. the fact he got his tanks to die all the way in south africa is a victory

[@kendallsmall67]

Progress and gains I tell you

[@TheMarksmen13]

classic golden

[@thecanadianguy1662]

“They can’t d-day guys there is no way”, - Hitler saying to his Generals that the Atlantic wall is impenetrable, while the allies are currently landing 500k men on the beaches

[@thekatplayz]

[@Firespectrum122]

@@thekatplayz Alt + Numpad 3 = ♥

[@KFP_Prophet]

The allies can't naval invade if the coast is already controlled by the allies

[@terrified057t4]

Mein Fuhrer, what the fuck is a D-Day?

[@BocchiSensei]

@@KFP_Prophet So true. Also is that brave witches pfp?

[@Abstract_FWTX]

“I agreed to coop Germany with Golden” first second of the video and I can already see where it went wrong.

[@shotgunsideshow8958]

@SubtoPolecat324 tbf the ai would do a better job (edit: this comment aged like a nice warm glass of milk on a hot summer day)

[@shadoeboi212]

tbf they did win

[@personwithaname271]

He won, its all part of golden master plan. We cannot comprehend his genius he is too far above us

[@pedroavila5796]

Goldens Germany means either the best game you have ever seen or a strat so horible its difficult to wonder how someone could even begin to think it up.

[@andrewthegreat1243]

@SubtoPolecat324 except Braun is a cancer on any side he plays. Never seen him on a winning side

[@liladoodle]

Golden: *Allows Bo to go ham in building the Navy.* The Allies: "They're shmooving on us. We can't keep up!".

[@et1033]

I did not expect to find a Lythero fan here lol

[@liladoodle]

@@et1033 Well, what can I say. Lythero is just that good.

[@cookiecraze1310]

@@liladoodle 'as they say in the hood, a gaggle of -friends- '

[@drekbleh7081]

12:14 Bo it worries me that you instinctually gaslight your partner to avoid getting reprimanded. You have perfect instincts to survive in a dictatorship's chain of command

[@Michaelonyoutub]

well he is danish, the danes were famous for collaborating

[@ObadiahtheSlim]

​@@Michaelonyoutub LARPing as a WW2 Dane. Classic.

[@cacksm0ker]

He did say he wants to be a politician in the future, didn't he?

[@Michaelonyoutub]

@@cacksm0ker he was originally going to university wanting to be a diplomat or something

[@cacksm0ker]

@@Michaelonyoutub Aah yeah that's what it was. Well he's off to a great start. He handled that tank situation very diplomatically.

[@baguette2117]

Soviets cap just as the E50 is finished. Coincidence?

[@XeresTM]

I THINK NOT

[@titanime3830]

german steel with infrared scope is so strong that enemy capitulates by the time it reach frontline

[@90skidcultist]

Unless is breaks down first…

[@commandertaco1762]

The single prototype e50 rolling up to kiev changed the course of the war

[@Robot_GEANT]

The wunderwaffen is real.

[@reflectivegaming9979]

“We are totally using the up to date tanks” *hits save design button*

[@CG-eh6oe]

I love how this went from Bo only beeing allowed to touch the navy to Bo managing fleet, air, DDay defense and production as well as microing some units in under 10 Minutes.

[@NeoWish]

Promoted!

[@buddermonger2000]

To be fair... kind of hard to do that all on your own when trying to micro and none of those things require micro (mostly)

[@ubersoldat00]

The fact that this was basically the next stream after the Italian counter D-Day is a 2 episode arc only rivaled by the Godfather. Absolutely impeccable script writing Bo

[@Tommi414]

Italy: counter-d-days Also Italy: wins the eastern front

[@raam1666]

@@Tommi414 Most based timeline

[@wp12mv]

The Golden days

[@5ertallity]

I can't believe Bo didn't name this video "most convoys sunk in a battle"

[@christroyer69]

But they couldn’t D-Day tho.

[@TheIbney00]

First navy to sink one billion convoys

[@annatardlordofderps9181]

I Cant believe he went away from the script. Expectations dashed

[@Kaiserboo1871]

@@christroyer69 tbf, they actually failed at a D-Day invasion.

[@DerpyMackerel]

That paradrop in Egypt was so scary. One moment we were pushing, the next our entire African corp was dead.

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

10:38 I love how they realize just how tilted Golden is by the fact that he _admits his own fault in his predicament._ You know he's really upset when his saltiness overrides the need to project his mistakes onto others and just transforms into a resigned self-loathing lmao.

[@drudan8957]

This episode is probably the funniest episode you've made in a while. Thank god they couldn't D-Day though, really saved the game.

[@charger9912]

Fr, also that last minute push was so clutch!

[@deadbattery3224]

Those E-50s definitely would’ve decimated the eastern front had they been researched

[@darthandrew19905]

@@deadbattery3224 - Adolf Hitler, April 1945

[@christophercummings4302]

yeah usually I laugh at like one or two of the really good iconic segments but this one just had me rolling, the whole way through. It was like a perfeclt level of malding whilst the banter was still really strong

[@Tommi414]

15 minutes went by in a sec

[@Rixope]

Genuinely one of the best ones in a while. Swimmy overstacking the airport genuinely made me burst out in laughter

[@Yesunfortunately-r1x]

- completely overcrowds an airport - proceeds to complain

[@Hu-nf1hv]

"I'm the first here fuck off" "You're the only one there" Had me cackling

[@willkrueger3857]

Omg Rem hi

[@nmdvalkyrie2862]

"I promise d-day won't happen" ~ Japan, while being half of the entire earth away from Europe ~

[@hansren95]

And while all of their ships stuck in eternal repair at the French port

[@greyngreyer5]

Close to the US tho

[@Kraigsmarine]

Clearly the Allies couldn't D-Day because of Admiral Palden Norbu's heroic actions. Good job on bringing him in to the fight, Bo.

[@blooddonor5582]

Palden Norbu, Germany’s greatest admiral.

[@hmm689]

I miss him from the streams, Bo should make a video with him

[@esuark3962]

Palden Norbu truly was gifted

[@kaiserstalin111]

Forget Steiner's attack, it's all about Palden Norbu's battle of the North Sea

[@chipsdubbo4861]

Palden Norbu is really fun and good at the game, Bo should bring him back on more often

[@wardoggaming42]

Damn, that was a great one. Japan: "Don't worry guys, they can't D-Day." Admiral Palden Norbu sinking every convoy in his path while having to babysit Angry Golden Hitler. Axis: "They can't D-Day, the Japanese says its all good." Golden: "Move the cas to Ukraine" Golden: "Move the cas to Belarus! Why are they in Ukraine?!" Bo: "You told me to put them all their, I was just following orders!" Golden: "Move them back! Orders Change!" Golden: "Why are our tanks losing? Bo, did you upgrade out turrets?!" Bo: Looks at the tanks and starts gaslighting Golden, "All upgraded." Golden: "Why did you stop researching the E-50s?!" "Don't worry guys, they can't D-Day." All of these were absolutely hilarious.

[@averagekhfan3693]

didn't include swimmy complaining about the overstacked airfield when he was the only one in it, immediately invalid

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

@@averagekhfan3693 sigma swimmy fighting the voices in his head over the Polish airfield

[@helwrecht1637]

Actual SpongeBob moment “alright mr krabs, I put the CAS in the Ukraine” “SpongeBob! You’re losing all me divisions! Put them in Belarus!” “But…you said”

[@liladoodle]

Meanwhile, there's Squidward: "It's impossible for the Allies to D-Day us, Sir." *10 Seconds Later.* "Mr. Squidward! What happened to there being no D-Day?".

[@svenrio8521]

Haha to true.

[@qqq4200]

Flav refusing to go near the Tank deathstacks is a surprisingly intelligent assessment of the situation... for a group of people who are generally as incompetent as they are delusional.

[@ultimatestuff7111]

Golden is actually competent, just his really bad and apparent anger issues often cloud his thinking, and he often does dumb strats

[@dulguunjargal1199]

​@@ultimatestuff7111 Nazi German high command overruling competent ministers and generals with stupid orders IRL

[@drekbleh7081]

8:40 The soldiers: "Well the japanese naval commander promised that was the last invasion attempt, we should exercise to keep sharp" Commanders: "STOP LISTENING TO THE JAPANESE"

[@kabobawsome]

I cannot believe that this trainwreck of an Axis somehow won. It's like if the real-life Axis won, absolutely wild shit.

[@buddermonger2000]

To be fair... the Italians didn't have to be constantly bailed out so it wasn't pure solo. And the Japanese trying to stave off the allied navies.

[@asherwoodrow7471]

@@buddermonger2000 and d-day couldnt happen, you forgot that

[@theduderox]

See the title “They can’t d-day” and I immediately think “I think they can d-day”

[@buddermonger2000]

I thought "Oh they D-dayed"

[@cw732]

1:33 how does someone manage to be a Battleship Adherent AND a Sea Wolf (Submarine stuff)

[@2Links]

Have you never heard of the underwater battleship? I hear even the mighty Bismarck AND Yamato were converted to them.

[@TheSubso]

@@2Links also a modern practice like the famous underwater ships in a certain sea

[@feintfaint7213]

@@2Links :(

[@count487]

The Battleship one specifically says he doesn't believe in air power - so presumably he's some kind of submarine expert who believes air power can't match battleships in a straight fight and his own subs for interdiction.

[@drmaulana2600]

@@TheSubso ahh..that nuclear cruiser from the special operations eh? the one that converted into submarine on the go?

[@guilhermealsouza4574]

I can only imagine the meeting between Hitler and Stalin: Stalin: We're ready to surrender, let us just capitulate Finland first Hitler: ... Stalin: ... Hitler: Ok

[@Tytoalba777]

Every time he plays HOI, Swimmy rolls a d100, and the result is the percentage of brain power he uses that game. In the past, he's been very unlucky, but recently he's been getting 50 and above.

[@buddermonger2000]

they went back down again recently lol

[@walnzell9328]

Hitler: We are in Central Russia. Send the unarmed transport planes over. Rommel: Um... all the reports say our troops are only as far as eastern Belarus, mein fuhrer. Hitler: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

[@buddermonger2000]

To be fair... it was more a quirk of the weird air zone shape because they were a bit into Central Russia

[@redshirt5126]

"They cannot D-Day" Me: Hey, I've seen this one before

[@magmanek1508]

“I NEED CAS IN BELARUS” “You told me to put them in Ukraine, I literally followed your orders” “Orders change!” This is golden moment

[@lillifeless197]

feeling like a 35 year old divorced dad after a playoff series after this one, "what a fucking game, what a play, championship level stuff."

[@Fuer64]

Imagine being their neighbour and hearing "Go deeper", "Hold me Romania" and "Pin them! Touch Tips!" in quick succession

[@trilbyygames]

I love the fact that the screen when the axis won was of refitting the E-50 chassis. Germany finished researching the E-50 and the allies surrendered. E-50 won the war!!!

[@abhijitsinghsidhu-jaid5578]

They barely won and that was so intense just so much messing ups and screaming. Also the tank cannons are definitely up to date.

[@BigStrap]

Holy shit Bo, this is one of your best episodes yet. The plot twists back and forth were hilarious!

[@cesaralarcon5228]

“To Golden going full delusional Führer”, this is when everyone knows it will be as chaotic as it will be entertaining

[@phsycresconquest6636]

There are days when Swimmy gives Benito and his marshals a run for their money in terms of who’s worse and then there are days when he just becomes Julius Ceaser and rolls everyone over.

[@imme8471]

This episode was absolute GOLD. When Golden is winning, it’s such a good time

[@hypes8491]

it's videos like this that make me actually want to watch a game live instead of just wait for the video to come out. plus D-DAY will never happen guys, trust me, it's literally impossible.

[@TGWDTT777]

The tank cannons were definitely up to date, the allies could not D-Day, golden won, and swimmy doing swimmy things. This script was truly a bokoen masterclass.

[@cp1929]

Are we going to mention how competent Swimmy was in this game? That paradrop in North Africa was beautiful and rescued the Axis, and he had a major part in the final encirclement of the Soviets. This is the only non-Finland video I can remember where Swimmy was so competent.

[@buddermonger2000]

Honestly yeah lol. Only registered it was Swimmy once I went back through the comments. And Golden actually wasn't that terrible either.

[@can-chan6119]

Ratkoen stowing away on German vessels, smelling each captain to figure out which has the best traits.

[@MMahottama]

Woah, a 16 minute long episode, with Golden and Swimmy on the same team, and them winning!? That’s gotta be a miracle

[@NicoAndChris3]

16 minute video “Can I get POG in the chat”

[@DarmanMI]

I remember watching in real time that drive by the Italians and germans in the last minute. It was soul crushing to see the utter annihilation of soviet resistance after the complete destruction of all allied navy’s. At the end the Australians Canadians and Brazilians had near parity in fleet power to the allied majors.

[@ohZeroOne]

Spoiler alert: The Allies actually could not D-Day

[@gamedominatorxennongdm7956]

It's more accurate to say they couldn't maintain momentum on their naval invasions but fair enough.

[@_Valentine_R6]

The oldest line in a delusional hoi 4 player “they can’t d-day”

[@mitchell4745]

I love when they actually work together after an argument🤣 best episode by far. Makes me wanne watch the whole thing.

[@josephcola9662]

"So in this game I agreed to coop Germany with Golden." That was your first mistake.

[@FighteroftheNightman]

Yeah this is the funniest one. The fuhrer being the fuhrer and you forging the reports to him 😂

[@richardgauthier2901]

At the bit where Bo starts gaslighting Golden about the tanks, I genuinely burst into laughter. Bo wasn't kidding about this being one of his funniest videos ever.

[@wheyeabi1]

the comeback from the axis with that encirclement is actually insane

[@ObadiahtheSlim]

"I was here first!" complains Swimmy as he can no longer fit his car in his garage because he put too much of his own stuff in it.

[@ianbrudnakvoss3126]

Swimmy saying "fuck off I was here first" was too much I started dying laughing

[@IceMaverick13]

Holy shit Bo, this episode had me absolutely in stitches. I really needed such a deep laugh and I'm so glad you brought this to us.

[@SpaceKaiser]

What a cinematic masterpiece. From it's build-up, to the climax (They'll never D-Day), to the satisfying conclusion. Yet another epic grand tale told in the Bokoen Cinematic Multiverse.

[@andenfighter0078]

Reminds me of Flojoe crying that "they literally can't sealion", then after they of course manage to sealion Braun just trolling him into depression for the rest of the session. Man that episode was great

[@christophercummings4302]

This video was genuinely one of the best in recent bo history. Cooping with Golden just makes the goofiness even crazier, and the fact that it actually worked was icing on the cake. Honestly I couldn't stop laughing basically the whole way through. I hope there are more videos that can have enough content to justify longer videos like this.

[@Kaiserboo1871]

Personally, I believe every great power should be led by 2 people. One player as the leader, the other player as the head military commander.

[@GundamReviver]

@@Kaiserboo1871 it does make for hilarious interactions at least :p

[@Kaiserboo1871]

@@GundamReviver The more dysfunctional the better.

[@grausamkeit2565]

This was a amazing game. It was so funny to watch it live!

[@johnbrown5958]

Palden norbu the famous german admiral saved the day, so happy you brought him back.

[@amhumanperson3592]

"Yes mein fuhrer we have the finest tank kannones and the most recent models in production"

[@VoltismProductions]

Some days you're the clown car, other days you're the poor sap getting run over by the clown car

[@kallekulmala1876]

The funniest most entertaining episodes come when you play with Golden. Not because he's good, but because of his personality lmao

[@decayingbrain7494]

Good to see Palden Norbu doing his part for Germany.

[@porter5224]

So cool that there was no D-Day in this game. It's nice that the Japanese were able to help make that an impossibility long enough for you guys to research the game-changing E-50.

[@yamameeven967]

This is defenetly my most favorite video on this channel, for now atleast, the jokes are so funny, the whole japan saying there will be no d day, to germany acting so angry all the time, to bokoen forgetting to refit the tanks, to italy blaming bokoen for the overstacking and realising he is the only one, its so much laughter, i litterally watched this video like 4-5 times whole and laugh so much xd

[@pax6833]

Soviet union: Drives entire force into Pripyat marshes Soviet union: Gets encircled at Kiev **suprise pikachu face**

[@williambrennan104]

Putin moment

[@CuSu-333]

I have a feeling this will be a Bokoen1 classic

[@bakerboat4572]

Golden is so unfathomably chaotic that he might just be distant relative to Herr Hitler

[@warlordofbritannia]

He’s from the Schickelgruber side

[@blubblab6914]

Very nice work. I think this is the most entertaining hoi game that ive seen from you guys here. Nice cuts, top notch humor, tense Conclusiones. very enjoyable. Love from switzerland.

[@salsalvador3354]

Loved it when Benito Mussolini famously responded “Shit Bassin” when shown a diagnostic of the war effort up to that point

[@PraNcs1337]

wow nice work this was the best episode you ever made! Keep it up

[@Queesh10000]

Once again Golden provides with an absolute banger of a video.

[@lukerp2291]

Unironically. One of your best videos ever. I’ve been here for a long time now and this is definitely on the top 5 list.

[@melomelo7629]

They cant d-day! The narrator: they DID d-day them

[@Bokoen1]

Today's battle: Japan loses

[@Dominion69420]

10:39 The first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem good job golden!

[@sfctw1]

"Mein Führer... the Japanese..." "The Japanese couldn't stop the invasion. D-Day is still happening."

[@teslo8020]

Genuinely THIS IS MY FAVORITE BOKOEN VIDEO NOW HOLY SHIT THE DRAMA THE CHARACTERS THE MEMES ALL OF IT

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

Golden: "I've made mistakes, that's not gonna happen this time..." Me: "Foreshadowing?"

[@flyboy1081]

This has got to be one of the most entertaining videos ive seen from this channel, and I normally love your videos! Keep it up bo!

[@maxdwyer8761]

Honestly, this was just a great episode. Well done to Bo and the rest. Also it's impossible for them to D-Day, there's no way.

[@quarreneverett4767]

Sometimes its funny and bittersweet when you see someone too busy talking crap to listen to your options and solutions for something xD

[@VladimirLorenzo-k4k]

i literally had to pause the video at one point to stop laughing before i could continue

[@bencurran3204]

Seeing the Japan ball on the Atlantic wall pretty much gave me enough to summarise the chaoe

[@Semper_Liberi]

I can't be the only one who wishes you'd co-op with Golden more often. Seems like you're usually on opposite teams, but he's probably the most fun character of the whole bunch and I love the banter between the two of you.

[@buddermonger2000]

Nah they're pretty often on the same team. Just usually not in the same country lol

[@Aegis---]

This entire episode is going to apart of the best of the year compilation at the end of the year, fucking brilliant

[@advkatten]

Man watching this entire game was a blast, the insane screaming of golden, sulo's navy just chilling in europe and bo killing the uk navy with only german ships. You really should try to coop more on majors if possible!

[@legomanc4555]

That was amazing, the teamwork was honestly better than any other video.

[@thoughtfulpug1333]

not gonna lie this episode was genuinely incredible

[@princeofpugs7908]

It was my brother.

[@jasonhaven7170]

13:50 now you know how Hitler's right-hand men felt

[@spynix0718]

When I read the title I thought "Oh Golden is playing Germany and says this, just to lose immediately." I was partially right, but the second part was wrong. Glad Palden Norbu gave me that insight into the script.

[@Kaiserboo1871]

The Axis somehow pulled a victory from the jaws of defeat. I don’t know how this would play out if it was IRL. Imagine Stalin’s reaction to the Soviet Army getting completely encircled, and imagine Churchill's reaction to the entire Royal Navy being destroyed.

[@brianatnerv]

I enjoy pretty much all content you put out, but this is one of the best Hoi4 Episodes of all time imo.

[@dasderpdood228]

that ending of an axis victory was really nice. thought this game was done for until Italy pulls through. Is swimmy on a redemption arc?

[@bigairports2525]

the absolute best videos are the ones where they’re on the verge of collapse the entire time and still win

[@basedmongoloid2278]

Alternative title: "The Comeback Kids" - Hoi4 MP in A Nutshell

[@Ypog_UA]

This one's going into my "Best HOI4 In a Nutshell episodes" folder

[@youcantseeme8309]

9:30 real recorded convo between Hitler and his generals

[@theflyingeyeball]

This is the equivalent of Pompey giving Marcus Calpurnius Bibulus control over the senatorial navy and telling him to make sure Ceasar doesn’t cross the Adriatic