The Battle of The English Channel - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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Flexing your Soviet K/D at the Nuremberg Trial to assert dominance

[@TheWorldEnd2]

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[@billwilson7841]

_Me and the Boys watching my Memes that are presented as evidence of war-crimes at the Nuremberg Trials_

[@independentrogue]

Germans at the Nuremberg Trials: "Why are the Soviets here? They lost." Soviets looking at the documents: "We're not the ones surrendering."

[@pacowacko5539]

Two minds think a like 😎

[@comradecommissar1945]

And WHY is HE HERE, he lost!

[@nothuman3083]

Yeah but he surrendered to allies.

[@independentrogue]

@@nothuman3083 Then why are the Soviets in the peace deal?

[@proudfirebrand3946]

@@nothuman3083 *Checks file cabinet* Nope.... No USSR under the Allies list, Comintern though......................

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

2:03 I am picturing Hitler at his headquarters, discussing the next part of the invasion with his generals, when suddenly the Japanese ambassador marches in and starts slapping down newspaper articles about Japans declaration of war on all the allied nations, covering his maps.

[@lampshade3993]

Oh my god that’s brilliant

[@Kaiserboo1871]

Knocking over Hitler’s drink in the process.

[@dikko7010]

Hitler : "WE CAN'T MAKE STRATEGIES WITH THIS ON THE TABLE" Japanese ambassador : " B u t y o u w a n t e d m e t o j o i n t h e w a r "

[@redshirt5126]

that moment when you realised this was the timeline where the Battleships Bismark and Yamato had an epic team-up fighting against the American and British fleets in the English channel.

[@0g0mogosepikworld31]

Dude I wish we were that timeline

[@leogazebo5290]

It's even more epic considering that the battle has a storm modifier

[@kingandcountry1242]

Germany, Japan, Spain, and Vichy France against the combined British and American Fleet in the English Channel. That is some alt history crack right there.

[@johnsonpersonal1633]

Memorialized in anime forever

[@0g0mogosepikworld31]

Leo Gazebo maybe if I kill myself I will respawn in a different server

[@schweppesoriginal9265]

Still love how Golden wasn't part of the crew, he was a community member and know hes one of the best guys to see in a Bokoen video

[@Michaelonyoutub]

Still remember when he first ascended to godhood by holding only like berlin at the end of a lost second world war and purposefully causing a civil war in germany which left germany untouched. He got off scot-free, didnt lose power, and held on to all of his lands, even some he got from capitulated nations I think.

[@Bokoen1]

Schweppes Original I mean that’s how it is with most people in the videos these days. People come and go. New ones come from the community. There aren’t many OGs left from the original crew.

[@suryadharma7712]

True where is dressel or dresdel btw?

[@pjjp7899]

Bokoen1 go to bed

[@Jack-jz4ls]

@@suryadharma7712 marine Corp

[@tennesseanproductions]

9:25 Argument went so hard that USA accidentally annexed Japan, and Bokoen turned into USA

[@real10002]

Yes, I remember that time when the entire Japanese navy fought the US and the British in the English channel.

[@redshirt5126]

In this timeline, Operation Ten-go was a plan to sent the Battleship Yamato down the English channel to obliterate the D-day landing ships.

[@pierresihite8854]

@@redshirt5126 and in this timeline the Kreigsmarine collaberated with the Imperial Japanese Navy to strike the Allies in the largest combined naval operation

[@ГригорийГ-ч4н]

@@pierresihite8854 and still lost the war.

[@crqf2010ruler]

I love how Bo, who was Japan, just turned into the USA after talking 9:28.

[@sovietmuffin501]

American occupation, he became MacArthur

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

2 nukes do this to a man

[@Starman062]

9:19 works a lot better

[@Broomtwo]

Germany at the peace conference after surrendering "YOU LOST"

[@crqf2010ruler]

They will gain the "Victors of the Second Great War" national spirit, so Germany is not that wrong... :)

[@maxkennedy8075]

Me: *flexing about my insane K/D* *Everyone else at the Nuremberg trials*

[@PlevritisBlevins]

Goldens become a schizophrenic, scared to lose a game of HOI4

[@aaronfluegge4865]

Hm.... didnt another ww2 german leader also become schizophrenic? 😂😂

[@j_allaway8721]

Aaron Fluegge Are you saying Hitler is schizophrenic? I mean he is a nutcase, but I have never heard of someone who claimed Hitler was schizophrenic.

[@kylefitz.2639]

@@aaronfluegge4865 There's a difference between that and being delusional

[@PlevritisBlevins]

Ordinary Productions Not really actually, Delusion is a very big part in schizophrenia. However Hitler wasn’t very delusional. He didn’t see things that weren’t there in the first place. Hitler was just a coward scared to lose a war. However in the end rather than running away from his problems, he just killed himself.

[@12345678900987659101]

Why is it when anyone plays Italy they have to role-play actual Italy. Edit: Of course Dressel was playing the Soviets. Who else would lose half a million troops right away.

[@CoverofWinter]

Swimmy would I guess?

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

I bet Dressel was texting ladies again

[@theskycavedin]

The Soviets in real life?

[@kaizan2450]

*Italy dying horribly* Germany with headphones on listening to to eurobeat and Tokyo drifting through the East WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@yncat21836]

A naval massive naval battle was also fought in the channel

[@0g0mogosepikworld31]

Signs of a stroke: ...

[@Re2001CN]

????

[@hacim42]

Ok, has Golden ever won as Germany? I genuinely just want to see him win.

[@pandoranbias1622]

No, not once.

[@Alonsooooo1]

I’m rooting for golden to finally win one as Germany

[@helwrecht1637]

Techhead Ct I’m not

[@bongcloudopening5404]

I think i remember him winning in one of the new streams (mod game)but il be honest it feels like Germany was too op And took the ussr in 1942 while japan is loosing china to the US and the Indians

[@idkwut4523]

When golden wins Bo better name the title "Golden Won"

[@AmethystTheFoxx]

Bo: "The American Navy just arrived in the Bay of Biscay." Golden: "We are going, let's go!" Bo: "Nono that's dumb." Golden: "Did I stutter?"

[@thetsar2851]

If golden gets a co op he’d have a better chance of winning cause when he micros he literally physically can’t focus on anything else lmao

[@CalebFrush]

Before I even watch this, all I can hear is Jack screaming “HURR DURR ENGLISH CHANNEL CLEAR”

[@HDreamer]

Golden role-playing Herman Göring at the Nuremberg trials.

[@m1neh841]

Golden at the start sounds like bo when he’s winning a naval battle

[@bluenight104]

Honestly if I was the Soviets I wouldn’t have even been mad with how badly they got stomped, as it was just a ridiculous and utterly fantastic play. It’s like getting challenged to music competition and your opponent turns out to be Mozart, Beethoven or Tupac. You just gotta laugh at the absurdity of it and accept your ass kicking.

[@pieandcheese1016]

First love the scenario you made, second, you put fucking Tupac next to Beethoven and Mozart wtf 😂

[@kyranthecreator8719]

“Nice iron curtain” got me dead

[@TheRealGrubii]

Dressel's denial about him being just plain shit is as awesome as its always been.

[@gemelek4346]

I dont know if anyone likes Dressel to be honest. He sounds so salty all the time and it, for some reason, genuinely triggers me when i see him in a video

[@frankdecron1306]

I wish I could play more hoi4, but I never have enough time and my gamer group is never consistent so we play once and never the same game again. Fun to watch though

[@Michaelonyoutub]

hoi4 can actually be good for that though since, unlike most paradox grand strategies, a game is anywhere from like 6 to 12 hours so it can be done in one day if your group can get familiar with the game enough to never pause and always keep it on at least 2 speed and set aside that much time, you can fight a whole game in one day

[@MaxTheCat-eh5ts]

You can play by yourself

[@frankdecron1306]

Joe Mama I do

[@olegdzyuba2489]

I have the same problem. I can never get people to commit to a game of HOI4.

[@jonasfree2]

The problem I have is just that my computer isn't strong enough to play past like, 39 Basically by the point the fighting actually starts, I'm so slow (In singlplayer btw) that I can't stand to continue

[@kaizan2450]

*Operation Barbarossa starts* Golden: NOW THIS IS POD RACING

[@manwithaplan5503]

Imagine Hitler at the Nuremberg trials with a nose around his neck screaming at Stalin like- "But I won the eastern front!" Except it's racist or something because it's Hitler.

[@A-Forty3707]

"yeah yeah yeah i lose but i killed the Russians in the eastern front i killed the russian there stfu i exterminate dem village"

[@disappointingperson9162]

@@A-Forty3707 he'd say slavs instead of russians, but yeah

[@boxcarz]

"Except it's racist or something because it's Hitler" WW2 history in a llǝɥsʇnu

[@adamhope3750]

lmao nose around his neck

[@Sutton-vp3bf]

Honestly if this were a real situation, as in how the war ended. I see the allies just propping up a strong democratic Germany and pushing into Russia.

[@math3000]

The Allies just trying their best not to laugh at USSR while the German High Command flexes their K/D ratio.

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

This is the timeline where Operation Unthinkable might actually happen

[@vedsingh2108]

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 it wouldn't even have to happen at that scale. The Soviets had lost so much that they'd just need to apply a fraction of their military might to break the Soviet back

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

@@vedsingh2108 Beyond the obvious negative effect this would have on the Allied populations who would be very tired of war, the Soviets would not be easily broken, they were just as exhausted if not more than the Western Allies yes, but they had way more controlling propaganda and a much more effective means of silencing dissent, and their military wouldn't fold immediatelly, Operation Unthinkable had to have been a quick crushing victory for the Western Allies, or a war of attrition that the Soviet propaganda machine would probably win

[@vedsingh2108]

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 No I'm talking about this scenario, where the Russians had naught but 40 divisions left.

[@shaneboardwell1060]

Say it with me gang: *Golden* *Lost*

[@calistoyew1313]

So did Dressal and Swimmy lol

[@olegdzyuba2489]

@@calistoyew1313 they're not the one surrendering though

[@calistoyew1313]

Oleg Dzyuba Because the Allies saves their asses. They lost on the Eastern Front.

[@pierresihite8854]

@@olegdzyuba2489 bruh did you not see how fast the eastern front collapsed?

[@Koma_t12]

@@calistoyew1313 nah chief, Dressel and Swimmy lost

[@Tmanowns]

Man, you should have mentioned that Dressel was playing the Soviets. I'm a lot less surprised about their performance now.

[@gemelek4346]

I dont know if anyone likes Dressel to be honest. He sounds so salty all the time and it, for some reason, genuinely triggers me when i see him in a video

[@WalkingTaako]

​@@gemelek4346Well, it turned out that Dressel was a neo-Nazi, sooo...

[@ASillyHistoryBuff]

I feel like this could become Goldens next meme Like before when he couldn't take Paris He obsesses over his great victories in the East as the Allies cross the Rhine and invade

[@corporalsilver6981]

Bokoen1, once again having a stroke while editing the intro text at 3AM.

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

[@australianword3812]

What's with the comma after "Bokoen1"?

[@corporalsilver6981]

Australian Word it’s used to break up a sentence without ending it to give the reader a second to breathe.

[@crqf2010ruler]

3:11 I loved this part.

[@JoaoOstroski420]

“You lost, you lost!” “Nice iron curtain” - Adolf Hitler, (shit-talking Jospeh Stalin during the Nuremberg trials) 1945

[@nomadoma9422]

"A naval massive naval battle" goddamn, mustve been one helluva fight

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Really been loving the recent highlights and how frequent they seem to come out. I think you've really upped your game.

[@PioterRArmia]

'A naval massive naval battle was fought in the channel'

[@boscochou9710]

2:55 Extending the glorious Reichsautobahn straight to Moscow.

[@DrLeperchaun]

Golden won and he still lost.

[@redshirt5126]

Im just imagining Golden as Hitler siting in his jail cell screaming at his soviet gaurds like: "You lost! You fucking lost! nice Iron Curtain! you lost!" incoherent crying

[@Heating56]

The Germans: bragging about their K/D Everyone else at the Nuremberg Trials: :o

[@stagskull6899]

0:06 good to know that the "massive naval battle" was indeed naval

[@TheBigYarg]

Hey Italy is about to be invaded Golden: WEEEEEEEE

[@cyaniderap721]

Nobody: Golden: So anyway, I started screaming

[@aravindhanil7235]

This is the alternate timeline where Hitler didn't kill himself cause he just wanted to brag on Stalin's face (and moustache). In the Nuremberg trials he just shout: Hey Stalin remember when I jsut curbstomped your army at the beginning if Barbarosa ? Tell me that shit was wickity wack.

[@donotlookherethereisnothing]

Last time I was this early, my dad didn't leave for the smoke shop forever I miss you dad

[@patrickhenkel7502]

Aaaah yes, another Dressel-Golden argument for the collection

[@oskr152]

At the beggining i thought it would finally be the Golden Germany game

[@red.s1k]

CHO KING is honestly my favorite, he throws the perfect one liners...pristine character

[@robot-he6nq]

3:00 colorized footage of Adolf Hitler turning into a motorcycle upon hearing of the mass encirclement of Soviet troops, 1941

[@kiandocherty3589]

This was like France showing up at the end of WW2 at the big boi table and saying "Yeah we won this" when they had their shit kicked in on day 1.

[@gustavorincon3104]

Every video I pray Golden wins once as Germany, but alas to this day not once.

[@benjeiy7347]

This time I don't even need to comment: I can just relax, and enjoy, this masterpiece.

[@Pr0manStream]

You know... the fact that Golden managed to pull it off with so few troops makes the loss at the end all the more insulting. I wouldn't celebrate victories where there are none to be had.

[@helwrecht1637]

I love how Golden and Dressel are just the biggest babies. Hearing them every game never fails to be funny

[@adrianshephard378]

As soon as I saw golden was a soviet I understood why ussr team losing

[@Robinjhoe1]

Holy crap. Just imagine that insane naval battle in the english channel. As a soldier, stationend at the normandy beach, you could watch the battle live. Also love the salt at end again. Im suprised you guys even talk to each other anymore

[@esssaaaa5417]

Golden has stopped being a virgin and he’s actually funny 😆

[@aneural]

Golden? Not a virgin? Lmao yeah sure thing bro

[@arizonakid4769]

i genuinely want to know how bo's team can lose games when they have that much of an advantage

[@artofthepossible7329]

Standard German war policy is that a war on two fronts should be avoided at all costs, and the invasion of Italy happened before Barb did.

[@Sniper13111]

And I thought this would have been a golden won video

[@nayas1885]

That was a nice war. Some epic strats used

[@TheIbney00]

"Nice Iron Curtain" oof

[@TheFancyRoman]

Any time Golden speaks I have to turn down the volume so my neighbours don't think I'm watching Russian gay porn.

[@sagathespeedster7004]

That’s one of the best Hoi4 games I’ve seen in a while!

[@unknowguy9642]

3:00 the german in WW2 when operation Barbarosa happens and they just destroying the russian forces

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Germany do be Tokyo driftin doe

[@maxtrainor8401]

The longer videos are the best, love the work

[@leonardorivelorivelo9253]

2:38 Soviet POW getting tortured by the germans -1941

[@cameron_o]

Golden letting his entire country collapse just to spite Dresel, classic

[@MyFunnyVids888]

Bruh imagine if irl during the Nuremberg trials the ss just looked at the judge n said you lost

[@scutumfidelis1436]

Would have been based

[@sovietmuffin501]

To quote the opening text, “a naval massive naval battle”

[@koshersalt3414]

Golden: Loses Also Golden: YOU LOST!!!!!!!!!

[@introvertgamer2278]

He might of lost the war but it was a heroic defeat

[@jimmytimmyy1747]

rip keppler, hewlett, vadar, and brichales they will be missed, thank god more new people come in but damn i miss them :/

[@anthonyterranova4475]

Yeah bro what ever happend to them i actually dont know. All i know i havent heard from all of them in over a year.

[@uncleflagzz]

German Officer to the Soviet Persecutor at the Nuremberg trials: Why are you here? You lost!

[@despacito_boi4484]

The sky be like: *British noises*

[@pUREsTORM9267]

Ah I was waiting for this one to get uploaded. The Axis Combined Fleet in the channel was completely worth it.

[@suryaprakash2126]

Imagine Bismark and Yamato fighting side by side.

[@wolfofbs1607]

00:01 ah yes I remember the “Naval massive Naval battle” of ww2

[@fdvnnxcjalt]

i see where this is going...

[@TheBigYarg]

Golden is literally turning into bokoen. The noises he makes are exactly the same lol

[@snipingflute4346]

Golden sounding like Hitler except there was some truth to his delusions before his downfall.

[@kharn5016]

Shields up!

[@TheRex290]

"A navel massive navel battle..." - Bokoen1 2020

[@El_Presidente_5337]

1:30 This is honestly like the real Barbarossa lol

[@zenknight4839]

"A naval massive naval battle....", very nice bo

[@_DutchRaptorX_]

Imagine Hermann Goring just yelling at the Soviets from its seat in Nuremburg: YOU LOST MILLIONS, YOU LOSE

[@ahappylictor3214]

"I lost 500k men in the blink of an eye, and the allies just fucking watched" - Stalin

[@DIY_Miracle]

Those were some interesting noises for Golden, an adult male to make.

[@MisterFoxton]

Trying not to wake my baby while hearing "My parents are here to pick me up" @ 7:32

[@WesternBarbary]

The Golden/Dressel shitflinging always makes a video better.

[@nikolaivanov3344]

It always hurts so bad in my heart when I watch every game the whole game how The Axis pummels everything and then D-day happens...

[@deepdark4738]

This video should be titled "golden makes car noises for 4 minutes"

[@glorvalmacglorvas6082]

I was hunting for this video and saw a privated video in the nutshell playlist and was concerned it was this one. Glad it wasnt.

[@benfendest7496]

It was such a massive naval battle Bo apparently had to emphasize naval twice in the same sentence during the intro.

[@ChouanB]

What an amazing feat from the japanese fleet, incredible that it held that long. Last time Bo check, the soviet were actually very close to capitutale, it seems the game was actually close in term of winning.

[@FoeReaper]

Churchill: You have been beaten back and your country is now forfeit to the Allied and Comitern Powers, what say you Heinrich Himmler? Himmler: Eastern front lookin kinda backed up doe

[@Star_moses]

Saw this om stream it was funny if they had told Bo if D-day was coming they could have won

[@hellshing4866]

Golden to make the noise effect for the next Fast and Furious movies.

[@Jack29245]

Goldens transformation into Braun is really progressing.

[@christiancapitalist501]

Thanks bo love these