Bolton Revelations Put Pressure On GOP To Allow Witnesses In Trump Impeachment Trial

U.S. Senators presiding over Donald Trump's impeachment trial are increasingly under pressure to allow witnesses after leaks from John Bolton's upcoming book contradict the defense presented by the President's lawyers. #Monologue #Impeachment #Comedy
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[@jvrapatel]

Dear Colbert: Please make that tote bag available for sale with its proceeds being donated to NPR! You can put me down for three bags.

[@SnarkasticSunny]

Me too!!! Money for worthwhile causes always a good thing! Pissing off the bad man..."BONUS!"

[@defectiveclone8450]

Pompao would sue.

[@virginiaoflaherty2983]

@@defectiveclone8450 These guys sure know how to humiliate themselves. It would be worth it to have Pompeo sue and get to watch the show.

[@kilgoringtroutless6295]

I'm still laughing, that was damn funny.

[@cjrdeveaux]

I want one!!

[@jakenavatka9431]

Stephen, your a national treasure. Seriously, F this administration and everyone in it.

[@LouLou-mf8tb]

He literally tried to say “she lied to me! She wasn’t supposed to tell anybody that I yelled at her after the interview” 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@oldrrocr]

please release your recording of it.

[@Damitche024]

oldrrocr @9:51 or, you could’ve watched the video instead of trolling the comment section

[@dannik82]

I love how any person, station or outlet that doesn't agree with trump and his staff is automatically a democratic lie machine. 🙄

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

If it isn't glowing praise, it's fake news... 🙄

[@MalrexMontresor]

They even turned McCain into a secret Democrat after he died! McCain! But we see it over and over again, you fall out of line in the GOP, and Trump's base turns on you like piranhas.

[@naota3k]

_this is the way_

[@BenK12345]

interesting to see the same people against big government seem to be wanting state-run news

[@carrie0508]

@Eileen Farrar I wish you folks would quit labeling people!! Why can't people just be people who hate these Criminals actions, because common sense tells them they ARE criminals????? That's what's wrong with America, everybody HAS to be in some group!! Get Over it!! I don't follow...…….

[@GiraffeParty]

I'd love to see The Late Show sell "Mike Pompeo is a Douche" bags and donate the proceeds to NPR!!!

[@LisaAnn164]

I am willing to make a purchase. I will GLADLY make a donation to NPR!!!

[@big69air]

I'll take one...

[@Cathyblj]

And NPR could use the bags as a premium for donations.

[@michaelmcfarland5120]

I'll also take a dozen.

[@Cathyblj]

Ken Tuttle We’re going shopping; remember to bring the douche bags.

[@FixNewsPlease]

"People will hear about this" sounds like a threat against a journalist coming from his office. This is America in 2020.

[@AndersJackson]

Sounds like a President in a South American or African Banana republic.

[@chipoodle]

@@AndersJackson Yet, he's your president. Even ours has more dignity and intelligence.

[@lisagulick4144]

@@chipoodle Oh? Where are you posting from? Please say Canada; I'd be pleased to borrow President Trudeau for a week, just to show Trump how the job is done. Of course, there were many good Presidents from our own history, but since Trump obviously flunked history (and hates reading anyway), he won't have learned from their deeds, either!

[@AndersJackson]

@@chipoodle no, he isn't my president, because we don't have any president where I live. :-)

[@markostudeni4597]

Yes Democrats fail, lie and got embarrassed in front of the whole world for LYING. Bravo, bravo! BTW people who promote fake news aren't journalists, they are liars too.

[@Saje3D]

“People will hear about this.” Yes, that’s what interviews are for.

[@zeusmasterson4117]

Saje Williams I read a very funny profile about Trump that was written before he ran for president. (I believe it was originally in Playboy.) Anyway, the reporter said he was shocked at how crude, uninformed, and stupid Trump is. They were at Mar-a-Lago and Trump flipped out at a contractor and attacked a sprinkler with a golf club like a complete psycho. He demolished the sprinkler until there was a geyser of water. He then said to the stunned reporter “I guess this is going in the article.” He said “yep, uh-huh.” Like you said, that’s how it works.

[@PsychoSavager289]

It's a very odd threat - "people will know that you can identify the largest country in Europe!"

[@arautus]

@@PsychoSavager289 It shows how rattled he was.

[@fadethechannel]

😂😂😂😂😂 exactly

[@arautus]

Why would Pompeo say people will hear about this? As though it will make him look good and her look bad? Trump already has big problems with women.

[@ShadyBear420]

Thank you Colbert for keeping us sane during these Very Insane times. Witness' should be allowed or else you'd look guilty AF!!!

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

I would seriously buy a "Mike Pomepeo is a Douche" bag. it's not classy, but it's true!

[@prickyX]

Perfect for carrying oranges and impeaches! Donate now and get a fully unmarked world map...

[@drclements8399]

Great NPR fundraiser!

[@sarahbethkeith375]

Pompeo must have thought he was speaking to Fox News instead of NPR when expecting Kelly to not find Ukraine on a map

[@AshenDruid]

Finally, a journalist with balls. I've been missing them for years

[@gusmonster59]

And her balls are so big she wears them on her chest!

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

Called iron ovaries

[@Cathyblj]

She has guts. Pompous Ass has balls, because he has the nerve to be such a prick.

[@mellie4174]

Dear Colbert, you are a huge boost to keeping my sanity through all this. keep up the good work!

[@inkooh8]

Pompeee-ooooo, reporter come and he wanna go home.

[@BenKillen]

inkooh8 yeah!

[@TheCatWhoAteTheCanary]

I started singing the song after this

[@anniefannycharles9951]

@@TheCatWhoAteTheCanary me too. It's 1230 am. Not good LOL

[@MachiavellisThePrince]

Pompeee-ooooo NPR and we extort U-kraine.

[@plainbagel9192]

Come mister Orange man tallis me witholded funds

[@lazyperfectionist1]

Witnesses? That's _preposterous!_ Whoever heard of _witnesses_ at a _trial?_ Next, you're going to tell me that _evidence_ counts for something at a trial.

[@lukeb8045]

You're assuming this is a trial, if this were a trial we wouldn't have Senators as jurors. You could maybe say that some aspects are like a trial, but it clearly isn't.

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

"That Lady went to Cambridge and Harvard and has a Master's degree in European Studies. Not only is she qualified for her job, she's more qualified than you are for your job." You're Burnt!!!!

[@oldrrocr]

probably the richest comment ever made about a trump toadie!

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

@@oldrrocr haha

[@goosefukulardeath7300]

Lol so you plagiarized a quote from a sellout comedian and your greatest moment is somebody liking it.

[@tonib.3016]

What we we do without you Stephen,you are a much needed moment of hilarity and sanity in these often depressing and insane times. XOXO thank you Stephen!

[@pewpewpandas9203]

He's pretty much just parroting mainstream talking points, although in a more funny manner. I liked Stewart better than what this is

[@PaulSmith-pf2uq]

Pompeo has an unmarked map of the world because he's trying to teach pumkinhead where countries are.

[@Treebard]

Lol exactly

[@ellamone9998]

Passing out the Sharpies lol

[@marysmith805]

he thought everyone was a dumb as he is.

[@galacticwarlock2271]

Nice

[@PaulSmith-pf2uq]

Alexander Supertramp Every time I write pumpkinhead, it gets marked as wrong. But not if write pumkinhead. Could it be an English-American thing?

[@MrPhotodoc]

"Baby" Pompeo cries to daddy Trump that his feelings were hurt by the bully reporter. So sad.

[@oldrrocr]

Pompeo aping the motions and emotions of the great orange snowflake. Give him a new boss.

[@TheChuchurocket]

I love that THE SECRETARY OF STATE does not know where Belarus is. >>>I>I

[@briansanford1721]

Amazing how the Chump don't hire anyone that's smarter than he. Such a lifetime of success. Blecch!

[@anniefannycharles9951]

Yes. Did you see her?!Terrifying. She could throw 3 600 ib wrestlers out of the ring....LOL- not really folks. She's a very attractive girly girl. Im sure the combination of her femininity and her intelligence is what threw him over the edge. Next time tell him to find the USA on his damn map..

[@ceka50]

Pompeo: "People will hear about this" Kelly: "Yes that's how radios work"

[@Biggun762]

Hear

[@JAT-qr8eq]

I Heard That !!

[@thangnguyen02]

Husk hear hear .. lmao

[@ArthurHindrich]

Here ye, here ye!

[@louiscyfer6944]

Husk i hered about it.

[@biggtrux]

Pompeo's a disgrace to West point and integrity in general.

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

I imagine he likely would've screamed, "are you being smart with me?!" Putting him on level with Harry Wormwood.

[@greyson2480]

🤣🤣🤣🤣Harry Wormwood!! HILARIOUS!!

[@jschlock448]

NPR’s Mary L Kelly is a “smart cookie!”

[@rocketamadeus3730]

And Mike Pompeo is a "Stupid chode."

[@KMcKee-qn6bo]

Mark Pemberton Okay.... I’m stumped...... What’s a chode ? Am I missing something or is it just that I’m a boomer?

[@orioncooper1705]

@@KMcKee-qn6bo Chode is a slightly derogatory term for either the penis or the perineum, depending on usage. It's an old term, been used since the 1600's. I first heard it on the playground in school some 30 years ago.

[@KMcKee-qn6bo]

Orion Cooper Thank you very much. I’m adding that to my regular usage list. Damn !!!! I am actually considered a word-smith and I didn’t have that one...... how embarrassing. You are a fine man and you have made my day. BTW...? Is that an oxymoron, or are there actually ‘smart chodes’ ???

[@BroAnarchy]

Colbert! Where were you yesterday??? We missed you on KZbin!!!!!!!!!

[@carolinemaybe]

BroAnarchy IKR!! I so missed him.

[@neilcheeseburger]

It was a rerun

[@Meyersci]

Just guessing, maybe at the Grammy's or the band was?

[@darkpepsi]

Jon Batiste was at The Grammys last Sunday so they gave him the extra day to fly back to New York yesterday (last if you are ahead in day time as I write this) Monday.

[@flexibleskedule]

Mike "Pent Up Aggression Especially Toward Women" Pompeo

[@cynthialangley7338]

And bully

[@oldrrocr]

it must be a reaction to the walls closing in on him. Hope they put him in the same cell as the great orange snowflake and let them duke it out.

[@YaoEspirito]

Thank you for publicizing that NPR segment. That's a fine service you've rendered.

[@JosieJOK]

Brody Hill Meyers was on fire! Said that Kelly was not only qualified for her job, but more qualified than Pompeo for his!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@nartaga1624]

You know its bad when Mitt Romney is hitting the hard stuff.

[@brigadiergeneral2399]

I can’t wait to Trumps says “ John Bolton I don’t know him, never met him, I don’t know the guy. I heard very bag things about him but I don’t know him that well.”

[@burbanpoison2494]

Abanka who? Never met her.

[@BroAnarchy]

Lol ! Yeah, i can totally see that happening with him saying that .... So sad, so predictable 🙄

[@Annie-zd6rn]

Trump: "Why didn't Bolton say something about this before he was publicly fired?" Me: Why didn't you, Trump, "investigate" the Biden's before 2019 if you thought they were involved with corruption? Instead you, Trump, saw Joe Biden as a threat to your reelection that prompted the fake "investigation" With Ukraine.

[@tandekangoma5715]

😂😂😂

[@TheDarrlelennis]

tRUMP will say he only worked for him for a very short time

[@NewMessage]

Give him a break... Pompeo is used to working with people who can't find their own arses with a map.

[@alexandervidmar8015]

I mean, pompeo already lost his own chin in that blubber neck....

[@impunitythebagpuss]

Which is why he has a blank map ready at hand.

[@billydee4272]

New Message ...u mean like U.S. Army Officers & CIA officers?

[@grwolf272]

Billy Dee Cig more like trump political appointees and their kids.

[@billydee4272]

GR Wolf DUUUDE, that was a SUPER BURN!😐

[@rgwak]

"Bolton is a liberal hack who is just saying things to sell a book!" - fox news "We are honored that t'rump has picked Bolton as the next National Security Adviser and thank him for his 11 years of employment on our network." - also fox news 🤔😄😆🤣

[@markrayes2973]

they would describe a crack head on chump cabinet as "lively , alert and a delight" if he was on chump good grace ... then calls them a crack head after the break up with chump.

[@JAT-qr8eq]

"We will bury you!" Till you can't see the light. PHOX NEWS

[@issael3247]

@Ro G I’m buying his book 🤣

[@lukeb8045]

@K H Well kind of a Republican hack more precisely he is a neocon hack like Romney for example. Bolton would have much preferred Hllary to win in 2016.

[@Magnetron33]

Bolton,? Liberal?

[@kaivickers166]

“(Too bad) nothing means anything anymore.” -Michael Che Edit: I’m going to admit that I went looking for that NPR bag. Colbert, I’m calling you out! Make the bag! I dunno if I can take this disappointment on top of all the others!

[@strawberryhellcat4738]

If he can get books on Amazon, then dammit, I want the NPR bag too!

[@anniefannycharles9951]

I thought I was the only one starting to obsess over the NPR bag! I would wear it with pride --EVERYWHERE!

[@TheHua89]

Pie?

[@tharr67]

One more time..."Hey Mr Flabby man run back to Kansas, Impeachment come and I wanna go home …"

[@stevesloan7132]

His henchmen are almost as bright as our dear crime lord in chief.

[@telectronix1368]

almost as dim

[@dannythompson1948]

Wouldnt you love to smack any of them around? That's the real problem here, none of these guys have been punched in the face for a long time, and they think they're untouchable.

[@rebeccaconklin1679]

Lev Parnas seems incredibly bright when compared to people who were Presidentially appointed to assist Trump in running the country. Certainly brighter than his White House contact and Trump's personal lawyer, Rudy Giulliani.

[@telectronix1368]

@@dannythompson1948 "Wouldn't you love to smack any of them around?" Honestly, no.

[@dannythompson1948]

@@telectronix1368 That's okay. Most republicans lack courage, Which is the point i was making..

[@nathanielyankey3626]

I love the little Pompeo singing with the audience. At 9:27 That actually made my day.

[@thearmchairjournalist566]

I can't bear it when you take days off!!

[@kbanghart]

I love how he asks Mary to point out Ukraine on a blank map, as if she isn't highly educated.

[@Arrakiz666]

I love how he asks Mary to point Ukraine on a map, as if that wasn't something 4th graders can easily do...

[@tamtheoneandthebest]

*slightly educated. The fact that someone in such a senior government position would even think of that as a worthy test to catch someone out is staggering. It's like a child asking you if you can count to 100 like it's some sort of great achievement to them. He probably couldn't locate it on a map before it became a big topic. Crazy

[@krystalshepherd4582]

Not to mention Mary Louise Kelly went to Cambridge and Harvard and has a Masters in European studies.

[@justsaying3729]

And to imagine that she wouldn't know where Ukraine was on the Map....Pompeo, you Fool!--Resign.

[@prickyX]

Remember, president bigly smart only gets the greatest people around him... To kiss his ass.

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

“Bangladesh is not Ukraine.” - Yeah thanks genius.

[@comsubpac]

It might be Spain though! Who knows?

[@oldrrocr]

do you think the time he spends with don the mobster is making him stupid? Dumb and dumberer.

[@soiledhalo2296]

Really want to see the witnesses.

[@mastersplintersdaddy5640]

Been a loooong time since I laughed as hard as I did at NPR's new gift, the Mike Pompeo is a DOUCH bag. BRAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[@mohitoBhau5499]

Stephen needs to do more sing-a-longs with the audience, that was nice.

[@arthurdowney2846]

"Run mister flabby man; run back to Kansas!"

[@krystofdayne]

You're wrong Stephen, that scandal would obvioulsy be called Djiboutigieg

[@sidilicious11]

Krystof Dayne yeah I noticed they missed that opportunity, glad you caught it.😊

[@Pbro1000]

Incredible man. The laughs really help us in this difficult time.

[@NewMessage]

I thought "The room where it happened" was Stormy's book's working title.

[@TheCatWhoAteTheCanary]

@Armadio It's been years and she even had to change her identity yet was still affected regardless. She regretted it badly, I think people should chill out about her by now lol 🤔🤦🏽‍♀️

[@marcusroca7024]

I thought Stormys book is called: "those 20 seconds"..

[@companerger9416]

Haha! The title works for any of the 400 unthinkable things our assaulter in chief has done!

[@SpeckleKen]

No, Stormy's book was 'The Room Left Over When Its Tiny Mushroom Was In.'

[@jasonparado686]

"Mike Pompeo is a Douche" bag!!! Genius!! Absolute genius!!

[@saxrendell]

"kiss your blarney stone goodbye" was such an underrated line omg

[@dreamervanroom]

I didnt know NPR has swag. I want to buy something.

[@mikeharrison1868]

Every six months they have a pledge drive, and give stuff in exchange for pledges.

[@susgra21]

Pompeyyyyo.Pompeyyyyo! Daylight come and he wish he stayed home.

[@lisagulick4144]

Or: "Daylight come, and we wish he'd go home"! LOL!!!

[@sharonx14]

Colbert, your comedy series “OUR CARTOON PRESIDENT” is funny as hell!

[@nhungngo6798]

Pompeo" I'll protect any state employees exclude Mary Yavanovitch"

[@Simonjose7258]

9:24 people are starting to understand. Listen to them chear when he says "and Public"! We need more public funding of unbiased journalism as well as public funding of our elections so they can't be bought. #NotMeUs #MedicairForAll #BernieOrBust ✌🏼✊🏼💕🌈🥰

[@SnarkasticSunny]

Amen to that! Then, & only then, will we ever he able to be the America that's of, by & for the people!

[@billydee4272]

Simon Sozzi ...that’s because the “APPLAUSE” sign lights up and the mindless lemmings cheer like they’re told to do in pre-show warm-up...otherwise they have to redo until they get it right.

[@Electro_Spunk]

@@billydee4272 trolling KZbin. That's pitiful.

[@billydee4272]

Angry Ranchu ...Skippy, shouldn’t you be playing your video games and pretending you’re a Tier-1 operator?😂

[@0nlythewind]

When do those bags go on sale? I would buy one.

[@Kwisatzhaderachgiveadogabone]

When I saw Devin Nunes called “Milk Dud” on the news I shot coffee out of my nose! Thank you...thank you! 😂

[@juantubey]

He killed me with the “Pompeo! Pompeeeeeo! And the audience singing along 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cbbgenki4315]

WHERE CAN I GET THAT BAG????

[@susansalveson3609]

I want one of those bags!

[@dsmyify]

If it was Trump on the bag they'd sell big in the UK.

[@jasminehouston-burns1691]

Omg, I've been meaning to reinstate my giving to NPR but I really hope that tote bag is real.

[@DivineVTDragon]

Ah yes, the good ol' "If the president does it, it's not illegal" argument from Republicans. That worked so well for Nixon didn't it.

[@anettanewport8514]

DivineVTDragon - If McConnell was the Senate Majority Leader at the time, it probably would have.

[@R1CK_54NCH3Z]

I wish she just walked out telling him she'll forward the emails pointing out she was going to ask about Ukraine since he can't tell the difference between Belarus and Bangladeshi, What a Pom-A-Hole.

[@seriousone8030]

"The Room Where it Happened" would have been a great title for Stormy Daniels' book.

[@rachellem5149]

I'm so sorry 💔 for the loss of your Father and brothers ...💔I also lost 5 members of my family 💔I pray for everyone who suffers with this pain....GOD BLESS YOU 🙏

[@redjalapeno5714]

I would buy that tote bag, if only it were real!

[@Lu_Woods]

Can I get a Witness ???!!

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

Suddenly thinking of Grand Funk Railroad.

[@maddspicethomas1390]

Amen

[@parksbpknit]

Stephen is the absolute BEST! That bag is pure gold. And NPR is a wonderful institution for those with a brain!

[@NateMcBrady]

0:18 “What can one say except ausho datz?” I’d be grateful for anyone with more linguistic skill than myself to enlighten me as to what Stephen said right there

[@maggierezac5820]

@NateMcBrady, I used the CC to get the actual words & it is, " A TU DAS", I think it's an Indian?Punjabi rap song.

[@GREATLFG]

I am going to make a donation to NPR today!

[@jamescomstock9550]

I’d really like the npr bag, it would be great

[@CatsMeowPaw]

I listen to NPR'S All Things Considered here in Australia. Great show, keep it up

[@D.E.X]

I heard that an electrician, working on a wall outlet in the West Wing, needed to use the restroom, but discovered the toilet roll was empty. Luckily, he discovered this before started to use the stall. He stepped back out of the restroom and happily saw the janitor that had led him to the broken outlet nearby. He stepped over to the janitor and asked him if he could please have a roll of toilet paper. The dispenser is empty. The janitor quickly looked left and right and claimed executive privileged and scurried away.

[@clumsiii]

Gimme that Douche Bag! Before they do another fundraising drive too jeez

[@NewMessage]

Slippery slope, eh Mitt? It'll be ice cream next... and then... then Satan HAS YOU! Muhahahahahahahah!

[@oldbat2ccats]

Dare I suggest coffee ice cream?

[@quo33]

I'm glad we all "heard about this". :)

[@TinaTr84]

"That which was once Alan Dershowitz" 🤣🤣🤣

[@tolbaszy8067]

GOP senators will vote against witnesses if they can wear powdered wigs.

[@nielsmichiels1939]

11:30 I would buy that, and i'm not even american.

[@KMcKee-qn6bo]

NIELS MICHIELS You’re apparently more American than 36% of the people living within our borders. Glad to have you !!!!

[@mikelayton3810]

The book title should have been: The Room Where It Happened and The Jackass That Did It.

[@patriciafoster3347]

Mike Layton Perfect!

[@Arwen2446]

Contact the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation and the House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure.

[@beckybowen196]

Is that bag for-real? I want one!!!

[@diamonddbw]

Mr. P is just exercising his right to employ the new political standard of "Talking Smack" with impunity. After all, Truth is Archaic isn't it?

[@bradspitt4145]

Wow this is by far the most embarrassing I've ever heard of american history

[@justsaying3729]

And we thought Nixon was. Of course Slavery, genocide of Native Americans & Jim Crow have been the worst.

[@bqube]

My daily morning routine.

[@timeforbeans]

NPR is the best! I love news from a unbiased source ..actual fact based news with a clear understanding and analysis of what happened. This is why I love NPR!

[@Homeschoolsw6]

6:00..." Angry Baby Bird " Pompeo squints when he lies sometimes.

[@sherrylawson9689]

How can I get a Mike Pompeo bag? I live in AL. There's a big shitload of MAGA hatter's here BUT many of us are working the 'underground railroad" to bring enlightenment to the MAGAs

[@meytecc8601]

Okay, where can we get the bag?

[@sympthylost]

"People will hear about this" sounds like the kind of threat Draco Malfoy would make after being turned into a ferret.

[@Skzzlemister]

Can I please order that bag from NPR!! Seriously, it would sell like crazy. I hope NPR got a ton of donors yesterday.

[@socratese5]

So, when you don’t want witnesses, that usually means you’re innocent right?

[@davidzimmer5736]

I need that bag. Where do I buy it? I want it NOW!

[@darkmyro]

I love that he tried to insult her, in the way that she said he would insult her and it backfired really hard in his face XD

[@jbyanx]

I don't know if he forgot he was actually talking to a journalist ..my goodness that was shameful for someone in his position.

[@ammo2960]

When you retain the OJ lawyer....you're clearly guilty

[@cynthialangley7338]

Really good point!

[@muhammedbaldeh1074]

I think i have watched all the late shows with Stephen colbert all the way from Gambia West africa 🌍

[@leffakis2032]

Probably one of three reasons i stay up late!

[@gemmapaglinawan]

Steve you are soooo good of what you are doing and saying

[@lurnfitness572]

"God's most noble creature is the walrus."

[@I.am.Sarah.]

I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob

[@alansmitheejr.]

Mike Pompeii always looks like he's about to explode into a volcanic eruption and leave lots of lava flowing.

[@virginiaoflaherty2983]

It's the high blood pressure.

[@joseph-ow1hf]

I will happily up my monthly contribution to my local NPR station. Especially if I can get that tote.

[@johntao6822]

This is where I get my NEWS.

[@irisheyes9634]

Only an American would assume people can't find other countries on a map.

[@zeusmasterson4117]

Irish Eyes Well, if he’s dealing with an American, it’s a very safe assumption.

[@creekwalker62]

Your stupid comment can be used as evidence to explain why you have been on KZbin for 5 years and you still haven't any subscribers. F off.

[@irisheyes9634]

@@creekwalker62 Because that's what it's all about, right? How often do you apply to audition for reality shows? I bet it's a lot.