Bonk.io - Do Not Move! - Winning By Doing Absolutely Nothing

The sequel to the original Bonk.io "Winning by doing absolutely nothing" video. Featuring players so bad I managed to have a 3x win streak.
Discord: / discord
Music: "Batty McFaddin - Slower" by Kevin MacLeod

[@quack3416]

Someone: _Dammit I gotta pee!_ **walks away** **gets 10+ wins** **comes back** Someone: *_Perfect._*

[@swiftlives4047]

how long did he pee?

[@rissut1903]

A year and a half

[@swiftlives4047]

@@rissut1903 what did he do those times?

[@abbyartandanimations1315]

Swift Lives he peed

[@rissut1903]

He also did a lot of go commit hot dog

[@ElLucoso]

You can't make mistakes if you don't do anything *9999999 IQ*

[@melokaer6943]

luc4sBR2320 lol

[@melokaer6943]

Next gen meme

[@stinginggolf3952]

You can’t do anything wrong after listening to Despacito 74.8

[@masonplairgaming5689]

But what if... Not doing anything *is* a mistake

[@realisticsmoke3959]

When your parents ask you to do your homework and do nothing... They fall asleep

[@Arcanilumia]

**Castle caused your game to lag* x10000000

[@ihatefortnut8290]

DAMN YOU CASTLE

[@jokamh1377]

*Lag 100*

[@ikiha1611]

6:51

[@sunsetter5832]

Castle is an asshole

[@minecaftdoggo2278]

Castle died a billion times and lived

[@theshadowforce3438]

Map: is called move Player:doesn’t move Map: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

[@Jake80007]

Player:Yes

[@sanstheskeleton7608]

Shyguymask: Yes.

[@oliixi4280]

You always will be

[@fykes5655]

I've seen this exact format so fucking much, is it that hard for you to be original?

[@savsavergd7113]

player: no

[@vivous6842]

I noticed that some people tried to follow your lead but ended up getting impatient

[@soldierpiggyplayzbois5397]

Same Edit: *impatient

[@soldierpiggyplayzbois5397]

@@vivous6842 Nani?!

[@fivefingersupmyass5647]

ViVous One *perish Lol

[@vivous6842]

@@fivefingersupmyass5647 thanks, autocorrect wasn't working so I thought it was right

[@fivefingersupmyass5647]

ViVous One no problem

[@lol-bitanimations8445]

Someone said “he is watching like a creep” in chat lol

[@cutecatgamer8900]

I know right?

[@ashtonplays2613]

Where!? Give me the timestamp!!!

[@lol-bitanimations8445]

Find it your self.

[@ashtonplays2613]

@@lol-bitanimations8445 You're so mean!!

[@technoblade2928]

@@lol-bitanimations8445 cheeky bitch

[@calamariz10]

Moral of the story: KILL THE ONES AFK FIRST.

[@ThisIsntAYoutuber]

Did you not see what happened to those who tried that?

[@burgerfartt]

ThisIsntaKZbinr they only died because they did it wrong

[@noodleperson]

To kill the afk one must become the afk

[@dakotamasters5966]

@@noodleperson You have become the thing you swore to destroy.

[@franciscofarias7593]

@@noodleperson the red guy tried it but it doesn't work 3:13

[@ASmarterThanAverageSeel]

*Names himself “Do Not Move”* Opponents: *scratching their heads wondering why he isn’t moving*

[@TimurTripp2]

A game where you can strategize, work hard and lose, but win by doing absolutely nothing. Doesn't get more like real life than that.

[@coolerin8976]

#timur this is life story of every failure.Successfull people dont work for reward they work hard and win this game but if they loose they become more hardworking.

[@averageman4873]

cool erin hostile hard core KoA lover in your A.O

[@erikakerboom2101]

u know he was losing the whole time

[@stealth7308]

Timur Tripp reality

[@jakeyyad03]

706 likes haha

[@pzajac1368]

it's not about killing your opponents it's about *_outliving_* them

[@canadianketchupbottle4642]

peter exactly how I play fortnite

[@abcdefghijklmop7639]

Potato Lord Gaming that’s how everyone plays battle royale games, regardless if they kill people or not :/

[@amirwilliams2548]

Potato Lord Gaming that was gonna be my response

[@cyberinfotech8780]

When playing with autistic opponents you don't actually need to kill them. You just need to wait long enough till they end up killing themselves.

[@markdobson4737]

peter the 0

[@therealbeeve]

Lag: *exists* Castle: _I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK_

[@zedoisxis]

AND LUIGI WINS DOI... oh this is the wrong video

[@stxrlight6227]

Lol

[@ervinkonya1627]

BOI* :)

[@liankarl0630]

Doiiiiiiii

[@geoman775]

No no continue

[@midnightsarrow160]

You were a name off lmao Yeah pretty much same concept

[@longhuntergaming4606]

Best game for AFK

[@floatingblaze8405]

"You've been banned because AFK" XD

[@user-vj7fd7zu5l]

Kerry Djan r/whoosh

[@kodyshu5624]

LongHunter Gaming what does afk stand for

[@Palarista]

Away From Keyboard

[@Grigrithereal]

LongHunter Gaming yup

[@ovalbasherthreehundredsixt4069]

I just watched 8 minutes of someone doing nothing

[@rycl0ps65]

Jedi 427 me too

[@o0NeoTDN0o]

Well that's an achievement in your life.

[@o0NeoTDN0o]

Well that's an achievement in your life.

[@TheModeltjones]

Jedi 427 its at least _interesting_

[@raymanspills]

he did something talk in the chat

[@ajm9123]

5:46 The course is called move but ironically won by don’t move

[@ethangreen5416]

“Not moving”

[@sealsauce9040]

Hi

[@shootingstardragon7764]

@@sealsauce9040 hello there

[@sealsauce9040]

@@shootingstardragon7764 yay

[@mrneonm]

He just got over 27k likes just by playing music, being afk and filming his screen

[@moonlord3597]

So?

[@kristve6798]

Take notes

[@NoobeyTehCringe]

@@kristve6798 it’s big Brain time

[@JacksonHollo]

not really, he was typing in the chat occasionally throughout the video

[@elijinn5044]

There was one called "too ez" He was the first one out

[@vulpine3431]

Too ez

[@elijinn5044]

specifically 1:44

[@lamjoe529]

VulpineKitsune too ez to defeat

[@oflit3rn5wq80]

too ez

[@archangel9150]

Too ez hahahah

[@cryliks]

Kid- Goes afk for an hour Kid- Comes back and is number one in the entire world Re: Thanks for the heart

[@tygamingmc5408]

Grim \_[•_•]_/ your logo is the same as my google one lol i love it

[@deadpool-yl5qx]

\_[•_•]_/

[@obnoxas]

KatraQuinn21 omg it is!

[@makswojcik927]

Ur logo is same as mine

[@dutchuderdutchuder5802]

KatraQuinn21 me too vghs I watched it on Netflix

[@imtrappedinabasementthisis5963]

Plot twist: *He was holding X the entire time.* Edit: Holy fuck this is a lot of likes.

[@egeo8429]

Actually he is pressing space

[@jacobswind4497]

【ᔕᑌᑭEᖇGᗩᗰEᒍᗩᑕOᗷ】 ツ r/woooosh

[@goldnepomuceno13]

【ᔕᑌᑭEᖇGᗩᗰEᒍᗩᑕOᗷ】 ツ r/woooosh you seriously don't get it

[@egeo8429]

@Jacob Swind and @Gold Nepomuceno what r u talking about space and x do the same thing

[@pmzr]

@(ᔕᑌᑭEᖇGᗩᗰEᒍᗩᑕOᗷ】 ツ whatever, r/wooosh dumb bitch.

[@MinecraftJosh626]

5:44 Shyguymask: this sign can’t stop me because i don’t know how to read!

[@catwithasd]

*C A S T L E C A U S E D Y O U R G A M E T O L A G*

[@wapolybadchannel4014]

*s m a r t t o i l e t c a u s e d y o u r g a m e t o l a g*

[@JohnWilliams-uk2hf]

**r o b l o x h a s c r a s h e d**

[@ashers1930]

Roblox lol

[@SillySolarz]

*_-XD( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)C:-_*

[@SillySolarz]

_xd_

[@CosmoCress]

Level: Move Do Not Move: No.

[@gibbondozen]

hi taco :3

[@bottele2]

Im: AFK Others: *TIME TO DIE* Shymask:AFK Others:died

[@soldierpiggyplayzbois5397]

:(

[@toasterstripes]

:(

[@bottele2]

:(

[@YTDani75]

:)

[@viergiesabdapaganini3282]

:):

[@ryanwagner3890]

That face when you win a stage called "Move" without moving.

[@batatah]

I don't even know the game, why the hell I am watching this?

[@NG-om2up]

A vewy noice potato :3 Yooouuutuuuube aaalgoooooriiithhhmmm

[@Vankatap0wer]

Me too

[@Enuj0615]

Because we want to watch someone being lazy

[@Emma-yu1dj]

A vewy noice potato :3 if u don’t know it then why u click on this video?

[@lolbruh4850]

Same

[@squ4rium]

Illuminati: stay right where you are. And you listened.

[@digaddog6099]

Wait... YOU'RE ICON IS A TRIANGLE

[@shmasonwhatever3756]

G. Henry Webster Coincidence? I think not?

[@mellowfellow2434]

Shmason The channel of everything Mystery? Maybe?

[@andressstyle6390]

This is what happens when you listen to illuminati.

[@alwinwinter1645]

I love how they were chatring about "EZ win" at 1:55, which is always the most satisfying thing to rub in someone's face

[@whirrrl]

the nostalgia, i used to play this game so much. i would pay any amount of money just to be able to play it for the first time again

[@Odysseus_Petrichor]

Guy : "haha you cant beat me someone who isnt moving !" *Guy fell* Instant karma

[@xen4141]

Learn to read. He saidthatyou CANT win with someone whos not movin

[@dankcat2292]

learn to use spaces.

[@agniumxv1692]

@@dankcat2292 butmyspacewontwork...guessimmabuynewkeyboardXD

[@BraixenKartzem]

@@xen4141 WouldYouPleaseUseSpacebar?

[@zakuanraiyan5347]

Noob

[@rafaelartienda9353]

He is so good that he doesn't need to move

[@adonisjueves5503]

Sizzle Saw No shut Sherlock

[@pikenersatierf]

Random Guy : GG 2 Seconds later ... Random Guy : NOOOOOOOO I HATE YOU

[@catmagedsproductions1998]

What scean

[@jacobw1780]

r/ihadastroke

[@jaum8924]

@@catmagedsproductions1998 4:12 look at the chat

[@catmagedsproductions1998]

@@jaum8924 Lol bouts

[@AeroTheVaporeon]

@@catmagedsproductions1998 hes a toxic little kid lol

[@earthkungaming]

6:13 Do Not Move: FALCON, *PUNCC* Cade: flies away

[@ohlordcompelmeivehadenough9532]

Being lazy is a skill

[@scumzkie8112]

Indeed.

[@LintherLin662]

indeed

[@v6790]

indeed

[@aplayer5053]

Indeed

[@vani_1cu369]

Indeed.

[@overthepower8286]

all skill no luck at all

[@tiagodarkpeasant]

more like, no unskill

[@erikakerboom2101]

fuck u

[@tristanlyman]

Erik Akerboom someone has some issues

[@perfectbanana1905]

Erik Akerboom no u

[@silentarts4620]

OverThePower o

[@ImKike19]

Actually is called "Luigi mode"

[@vaughnsigfredvinluan4418]

LOL

[@vaughnsigfredvinluan4418]

LOL

[@PatrickBall7]

Castle has the worst internet ever 6:49

[@mountain_hills]

He is doing that on purpose

[@c_8004]

Totem of Undying

[@bravenhandoko9882]

I just spent 8 minutes of my lifetime watching a balls moving around...

[@thepuppetmastergaming1985]

Uhhhh that... Sounds... Uhh

[@Albiefanatic]

@grassroots stop with your shit comments

[@GreyKnightsVenerable]

Łegend Prøzz **a ball not moving around

[@daanm3869]

why is the 'a' there? pls remove it, it triggers me

[@neehgurg2111]

"a balls"

[@carsonkacirek4612]

Luigi wins by doing Nothing has evolved

[@name6953]

Plot twist: the people in this video are paid actors

[@FlagrantAnt6645]

Turtlous I know you knew it was a joke but still R/woooosh

[@cqbjones4861]

Felipe r/wooooshwith4os Edit: he fixed it

[@FlagrantAnt6645]

CQB Jones sorry I will fix it

[@c_8004]

@@cqbjones4861 r/woshwith1o

[@faizblue1]

*goes to vacation for a week and forgets to close the game* *gets more then 9999999999999+ wins* *_bursts in oofing excitement and literally is best at the game_*

[@agnesadkins3203]

the computer would lose tab data

[@agnesadkins3203]

@Tycoon Hayden No i dont really do jokes unfortunately

[@fykes5655]

Jesus that was fucking cringe

[@sou_l]

@@fykes5655 indeed.

[@catmagedsproductions1998]

Computer dies*

[@hynesclan]

When the only winning move is not to play...

[@songbird2383]

Just like the ouya

[@TeamColorSquad]

"you've... been... TROLLED!"

[@grassslasher]

>Someone named too ez >dies first 1:40

[@qntkk_]

Irony

[@adumbmaggot3476]

*Luigi Approve This As A 25/10*

[@wilfredreedman5683]

I know someone who would be good at this... Luigi

[@shadowayy2741]

no u

[@rykerbragg6206]

I don't mean to alarm you, but Castle caused your game to lag.

[@fam.lubbers6316]

Ryker Bragg my cat made me lag once in bonk.io

[@slomo8215]

Castle is a baby.

[@tristiandang6236]

If he wasn’t moving then no such lag existed

[@builderdude9488]

Timestamp?

[@genesisellis1726]

You guys seriously can't expect someone to win every single game without moving. Of course it's going to be edited. Great video, I'm gonna go and try this!

[@Tymon02]

Genesis Ellis It's possible.

[@furiouscorgi6614]

​@@Tymon02it's possible to win the lottery 5 consecutive times as well, but that doesn't mean that it'll happen

[@WraithGG]

6:52 this guys internet

[@vangoga9479]

Luigi: am I a joke to you?

[@sansariot6243]

Luigi does the exact same thing

[@palaceswitcher]

The only joke here is that nobody has any originality and that this meme format has been used to death.

[@toasterhavingabath6980]

@@palaceswitcher is this a meme to you?

[@DopeMope]

If this gets 3M views and keeps going after that I honestly don't know what to say...wow

[@glassent_]

guess what huehue

[@glassent_]

@@nosferatustg7675 wdym? it's already 28k likes

[@ashers1930]

READ

[@REPEATST]

Here we are

[@bredgamingleaf3478]

DopeMope 3.5

[@solomonbyrne3909]

I love how they debate how to deal with you

[@AAhmou]

Don't move... Read a book. Or a better strategy don't play the game. Lol

[@xxdestroyerxxal]

love how "too ez" is losing to someone that's not even moving

[@xd1zease]

Wins every game by not moving Other players:Are we a joke to you?

[@egeo8429]

coolguy9821: I’m going to win Do not move: you should not move coolguy9821: *tries to kill him* Do not move WINS! coolguy9821: oh ok coolguy9821: *stops moving* *Later* coolguy9821 was killed by Dainga coolguy9821: WHAT do not move : this is going on yt xD

[@ceciliawonders7369]

SuperGameJacob what part is that

[@BlueyTheCreepz]

Cecilia Wonders The part that goes on through his head

[@Mittser]

SuperGameJacob man shut up

[@CheshireFatorum]

@@Mittser

[@CheshireFatorum]

@Ívarr hinn Beinlausi And he shows his dislike by writing yet more pointless, meaningless comments about pointless, meaningless comments?

[@Stankify]

Love how no one Tries to kill him when he is like 1 cm away from a black block

[@geometrydashnoob6225]

“This dude is AFK”

[@geometrydashnoob6225]

(Away From Keyboard)

[@lightbringer83_moob83]

0:11 omg im a big fan i was that blue guy over there i saw you!!

[@usernametaken017]

Your death was desapointing

[@pandadestroyerv8462]

1:41 has the name "too ez", dies first.

[@dadbardmrrichardson1454]

2.9 million views *IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND*

[@limeyrolls]

3,8 million* 😂😂😂😂👌🏼

[@RetroRSP]

How? By doing nothing that's how!

[@ashutoshmahapatra537]

4million+ \_( •_•)_/

[@TheElvisnator]

Shyguymask be like: *_Everyone else is stupid except me_*

[@Jxm_xx]

Level: ‘Move’ Shyguymask: **wins by not moving** OH THE IRONY

[@luigi3266]

using my power gg

[@windows10acerpcpc21]

mario party 9 :vv

[@Mario4445d]

eso es kirby :0

[@rougex15]

Luigi ͘ omg those were the days

[@XarispgrPat]

xd

[@EternalTruth18]

A

[@reruan3722]

5:48 *Name of the map is "Move"*

[@camopixels]

Reruan 37 yet doesn't move.

[@RockyKido]

*NO*

[@pablo-lp4qk]

Ironic.

[@paraiso3339]

"No."

[@floaf]

Nostalgic video now

[@SoimulX]

So true

[@HollowKnightReference]

Man, i just want to thank you for adding some joy to my life in those earlier years. It has not been THAT long, but this is still what i watched as a kid, so thank you.

[@club_a_seal3037]

LUIGI IS THAT YOU???

[@jerme5626]

Thisdeserveswaymorelikes

[@Mr.Ducksnickers]

The hero we don't deserve

[@LeftSideDown]

But the one we need

[@sylviastar5440]

Game: Move Do not move: No Lol

[@kepticph7108]

Does everybody got this video recommended Here in 2019?

[@lautaromautone2523]

no

[@fiturgaguna]

no

[@eliskaa9579]

nope xd

[@thatoneepicchannelyoujustr222]

I'm in 2020 where are u??

[@enderman5423]

No

[@neikrodent]

Who noticed that he switched from "Do Not Move" to "Don't Move"? :3

[@AxmPlays]

no dont move to do not move 0:53

[@onehundredandthree]

Me

[@groovrs]

I did

[@smithaganesh]

me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@denisaputra6814]

Me

[@happyfishy8988]

Congrats on your first 2 mil vid by doing absolutely nothing Edit: 3 mil now

[@thiernog3765]

Crystal Brown he invited his friends it was all a 📝

[@happyfishy8988]

Thierno Gameing how do u know

[@happyfishy8988]

Thierno Gameing people didn't know about didnt know or try to copy this so no one knew how to also this look real

[@happyfishy8988]

Do not move stupid spell check

[@thefantafunnehorangefangir5114]

Crystal Brown u ..

[@ImNepsey]

its crazy how popular this game used to be

[@Xabdi.]

2:08 Red thing: *_no u_*

[@Luu-K]

I'm having a déja vu

[@paklunlee8101]

HIGHER ON THE STREET, DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TIME TO GO

[@pleadingblowfish957]

CALLING YOU AND THE SUBJECT'S A MYSTERY

[@borna3362]

Dante Plays BG DRIFTING CAR

[@Renopus]

STANDING ON MY FEET ITS SO HARDER THAN TRYING TO BE ME, WOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@tom-83628]

seven

[@GokuBlack-sd7ho]

5:50 “Move” “No” Xd

[@Zach135]

Ugandan Brudda stop

[@onnedebie4108]

oZacharie Gamingo ?

[@kazuko5655]

Ugandan Brudda do u kno de wae?

[@matjai74]

-Zacharie/Zenyatta Gaming- o

[@matjai74]

-Zacharie/Zenyatta Gaming- I

[@mrrfyW_]

This video was so entertaining back then to watch, and it’s still pretty entertaining today. I’m still surprised I still even have my account for this game (cause I think I made it because of the videos of this game you’ve made). Even though you aren’t making content at this time, I still appreciate your old works one way or another!

[@CarelessVega]

Can't believe that he's winning every game staying still

[@jjohnson01]

He isn't xd

[@lluvia5348]

peach loses by doing absolutely everything

[@idoticy.9877]

7:11 good lord castle, what kind of router do you have

[@runestrandskog2296]

404channelnotfound junI

[@Monochromystii]

It's a cardboard box filled with mud and grass.

[@nightfalcon799]

Ginger Taquito Saldana lol

[@liquidsoap6048]

The no router kind of router.

[@linkadoodle9568]

Made out of cat hair

[@kittysavesyou]

3:18 He actually became a pinball machine

[@bappo795]

every time sgm taunts someone, i imagine it in the wii sports trainers voice. Good play. Nice job. Very good

[@Shyguymask]

DuDe ThIs Is So FaKe!1!!!!!

[@imapigeonyoupeasant1489]

Shyguymask what?

[@nobodylieksmecry5503]

Yea ThIs Is sO FaKE!!!

[@muhddawood786]

yEa u aRe faKe

[@theodors2068]

Go to school kid!

[@muhddawood786]

wHo mE ? :(

[@Artemisiaa]

Every1 thought u were afk xD

[@tttrrrooolll5208]

Stefan Nath actually they were talking in the comments

[@tttrrrooolll5208]

Chat*

[@silvijashehi8478]

Stefan Nath dam sun (day)

[@qwertyuiop1854]

If they thought that they’re idiots lmao. His name CLEARLY says “Do not move” and sometimes “Don’t move”.

[@mortem4342]

TTTRRROOOLLL 520 And one of them thought he was AFK...

[@soapiarts]

*me, sleepy af, literally not moving bc I thought this video interacts with viewers*

[@xiziplaygame3479]

It's been five years and why do I still watch these old videos, to relieave some good games or nolstalgic youtubers.

[@male013]

not move=big smoke move=follow train cj

[@fakebo1343]

xD

[@adityapratama6162]

FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

[@RoxAS-RN]

All you have to do is to follow the damn train cj.

[@male013]

all we have to do was picked the wrong house fool

[@ryder5128]

follow the dip fool

[@TheAdvertisement]

4:40 Do not McDonalds. I totally agree. 5:45 No

[@alphastar12]

Dang the smooth edit makes it a whole lot better

[@MyChemicalBreakdown_]

I used to love this game. I played it almost everyday for a long while. I still play it now though, even though it’s not the same.

[@GodTheFather318]

Fr bro 😢

[@zyciepl9535]

That's why u shouldn't study for ur tests.

[@whengamer3285]

i get pinned and get heart by doing absolutely nothing Edit: i finally reach my first 100 likes thanks you

[@krisspygaming4392]

you did something.

[@khai2932]

man you got fcked up

[@gnomge]

Stick Tube 😂😂😂 nice one!

[@joy-qp6wi]

When Gamer you didn’t get pinned, but you got a heart

[@dioxide39]

Ya know, editing a comment removes your pin ;( feelsbadman

[@TheTrueJosh]

2:03 "No,he's waiting for the perfect moment to strike you" Bullshit Identified.

[@colshapedbutter8655]

This is quite fun to watch honestly

[@designty]

Legend has it that Shyguymask is still winning by doing nothing.

[@TABBYMUSIC]

**Castle caused your game to lag*

[@house9322]

TerrariaChap nooooooooooooo

[@lamtuyentranle2325]

TerrariaChap hack lag maybe?

[@besteirolnerd2615]

0:37 that player called "cu" is 100% brazillian :D

[@t2c106]

opa.

[@besteirolnerd2615]

@@t2c106 KKKKKKKKKKKK

[@vanthole2542]

Is vietnam o know what cu mean Its mean the thing in boy

[@kaiquinhouwu]

cu esta no alfabeto do c ;-; ent crianças iram fala ca ce ci co cu ;-;

[@peppagacha3974]

Meu cu caralho

[@fella351]

Geez, the nostalgia ride I had when I watched this video again.

[@Trqderr]

The Dark Souls of .io games

[@bearhale3536]

"Do Not Move" Me: okay (It's a fun challenge to do while watching the video, but my hands hurt from hold my phone without moving for the hold video)

[@aurealite]

This comment was made 9 months ago. YET NO LIKES!

[@randominternetuser5872]

@@aurealite I mean, Is it bad? Not all Comments are going to get likes

[@sakam0t071]

Luigi: you’re my partner now

[@zerowantscookiesree1313]

Nintendo: Luigi you have been replaced Luigi: by wh- Shyguymask: REEEEEEE