Boomhauer Teaches Bobby How To Pick Up Women

[@SirMoeThe2nd]

I love how Bobby translates Boomhauer's oath. "Cross my dang ol' heart and talkin' 'bout, tell you what, man" "Do solemnly swear!"

[@frankiegee6135]

Bobby’s hot

[@EriniusT]

Frankie Gee Yes officer this comment right here

[@poppajay4968]

this is probably my favorite exchange of lines in the entire series

[@mortson978]

Talkin bout cross my dang ol heart, talk bout pledge allegiance man

[@AquaDragon-kc9fh]

Bobby understands Boomhauer's speech without question. Its kinda hilarious that only the main cast understands him all the time. Do you remember the episode where he flat out tells a cop that they killed the crane and the cops just goes, well if you see anything call the station. Lmao

[@dasu-beida]

"You know what, Mr. Boomhauer? I'm pretty sure this is not the way I'm going to find real love." " *LOL* whatchatalkingboutdangolhaha, love???"

[@bigsonny45]

Hahahahaha!

[@dragonknightleader1]

The problem with the pick-up approach is that most people who do use it don't know when to quit, so when Boomhauer did try with Marlene, it destroyed him. What Bobby could learn from all this is to quit early. He picks up the first girl to say yes and try to be monogamous i.e. quit early.

[@fever1055]

Alex go monogamous with the first chick that gives you a number??? Holy shit bro, be fwb for the first month or 2, figure out if she’s batshit first before setting yourself up to catch feelings. Trippin.

[@animefan2454]

@@fever1055 yeah i know that one all to well thank God I learned my lesson.

[@seg162]

@@fever1055 By the time you figure out if she's crazy during a FWB arrangement, it'll be too late.

[@DiscountYT]

"now c' cross ma dang ol' heart talkin' bout dat pledge a'legiance tell you hwat, man." "...do solemnly swear..."

[@V1ceMiami]

I'm still here like, what did he sayyyyy😳

[@ScarSonic97]

xD

[@Snookbone]

Directly quoting the video went out of fashion in 2009

[@reishadjessup9828]

Awww man 😂😂😂😂

[@sjcflawless]

Real easy mane!!!

[@TonyTones123]

Boomhauers confidence is amazing. He got shot down 23 times and he’s still going with about as much drive as he did in the beginning

[@seronymus]

I know I don't have a leg to stand on but at least your avatar is a real Orthodox icon, it's just too odd to see a username of the most famous Desert Father saint making a comment here and like this haha. You may want to change both for an original identity brother

[@jofo1274]

@@seronymus maybe St. Anthony is Boomhauers Patron Saint! ☦️

[@seronymus]

@@jofo1274 WHY ARE ORTHODOX FLOCKING TO THIS VIDEO O_O i mean God bless but yes

[@巻木トリスタン]

a wise man once told me: there is always one girl who will accept you despite being rejected many times. this is how we flirt

[@seronymus]

@@巻木トリスタン Wow, Orthodox saints AND a vtuber altogether with me. Toasting in an epic bread

[@kevinsnyder1390]

"Everyone knows Babe Ruth led the league in homeruns... but nobody cares that he also led the league in strikeouts." Perfect analogy.

[@boataxe4605]

And Bret Farve leading the league in touchdowns and interceptions.

[@fordsrule35]

If you want to hit a home run you have to swing 🤣

[@montanaplease]

Babe Ruth had a gay brother. His name was Gabe Ruth

[@christansdad]

That strategy didn't work for Pete Incaviglia or Richie Sexson.

[@cameronvadnais4388]

Also, he had to have the chance to strike out too.

[@Star-xq4tp]

“Maybe I don’t show you somethin in ol size BOOM!” Lmao

[@timothyt2645]

7 Star 150 fOr Real lmao 🤣

[@thomasbaron5367]

I died LOL xD

[@SantinaBravosOtherAccountSande]

Lol this is so funny

[@dragonlord316]

"You don't even work here! Get away from my feet!" 😆😆😆😆

[@BLUE5294]

Dex J Neps That's my purse! I don't know you!

[@guy8643]

Boomhauers like a respectful quagmire

[@dillonc4589]

Except family guy is trash

[@txlers]

@@dillonc4589 don't start arguments

[@jamesfarmer6878]

@@dillonc4589 woah you’re right

[@guilhermebraga9773]

@@dillonc4589 i am glad and enjoy family guy, simpsons, beavis and butthead, king of the hill, american dad, rick and morty, anime and lots of others... only sad I will never get vacations to enjoy that in my couch...

[@moeski17]

@@guilhermebraga9773 why not?

[@Luboman411]

This is why I miss King of the Hill--the writing is so realistic. Boomhauer's real secret was having such high self-esteem that he didn't care to be rejected 23 times by women before winning that one phone number. Notice how he was smiling throughout. This was a game to him, no more, no less, and he treated it as such. That is the type of confidence you need to teach kids, to dust oneself off and try, try, try again.

[@josephhayes5618]

Nice Aaliyah refrence

[@Scnottaken]

Ideally not by bothering women trying to shop though lol

[@cole46724]

Don’t hate the player, hate the game

[@windinthewillow1871]

Yeah I agree. As long as we teach them respect as well

[@blackattack1840]

That is the default strat tho. Numbers game, shake off the fear of rejection. 1/24 beats 0 every time.

[@majik5194]

Love how he keeps a bible in his muscle car lmao

[@vep8434]

ik God would drive a muscle car

[@someonecomegetthisman3588]

Majik wholesome

[@dudebro8811]

Thats for the church girls.

[@joeboucher6911]

@@dudebro8811 lol.

[@Allplussomeminus]

Dang ol talkin bout Solemnly Swear man

[@artofwargh]

Woman: *ow, it doesnt fit!* Boomhauer: *well maybe I dun show you smthin size Boom.*

[@HazyTown01]

Her: "Yes Officer, this man right here!"

[@mikuhatsunegoshujin]

Me:"yes hitman, this girl right here"

[@GMAN4737]

That shit had me rolling lol

[@Luiszoom21593]

Lol to this day the "size boom" line cracks me up

[@Mr.NewVegas420]

@3rd Way well a Texas ranger not an officer but close enough lmao

[@StarPlatinumV]

"You just got blown off 3 times..." Boomhower: "So?" KING!

[@KillerBlaze]

Real Nigga status

[@KreatoR459]

23*

[@Mikeplaysdbd]

He top tier character

[@Blue_Happiness]

That's the name of the game!

[@waynerembert3116]

@@KreatoR459 3 the first time 23 the second time

[@acidicali7776]

I love the differences between Bill and Boomhauer. One is constantly haunted by the possible rejection by women that he acts pitiful and stuck in the past, and the other isn’t insecure so he doesn’t stay hung up over rejection or humiliation, just living in the moment. I like how they didn’t just make Boomhauer a chick magnet, he’s realistic y’know?

[@Vashthestampede967]

I mean yeah. Most of the time people don't understand the difference between ladies man and an average Joe is that he probably struck out a lot. Bills issue is that he was given the worst ways of living and coping with living. Cookies to make him feel better instead of eating when hungry. Hiding his lack of willingness to do things to push himself in moderation. Boomhauer is quite but he keeps himself and works his butt off to get where he is. He's He's Texas ranger, ladies man of sorts and most of all he understands that getting rejection of all sorts is natural. Bill is a man defined by his past. Boomhaur ignores it because he doesn't value it, go him it's why not try again? What's the worse that can happen?

[@byronsenior6499]

I unironically love character dissections like this in characters that you never considered to be that deep.

[@mogdor]

Totally realistic. I have more than a couple friends who use this exact technique. Keep trying, you'll eventually win. Patience plus persistence equals success. Good advice for life in general, not just picking up girls!

[@rocklee4416]

Dang ol Boomhauer man

[@HhhHhhh-nu4lm]

@@Vashthestampede967 everyone ladies has struck out alot .the reason they bag alot of number is because they out themselves out more

[@SpaghettiToaster]

The Virgin Bobby vs The Chad Boomhauer

[@eggsdabomb]

the Incel Bobby*

[@crazyeyes8962]

@@eggsdabomb I don't think you can qualify for "incel" at age 13 but sure okay.

[@wagman68]

The Incel justin trudeau vs the Chad mark marek

[@seg162]

@@crazyeyes8962 If you ain't smashing at two years old then you're an incel, that's our society now

[@OperationFatGuy]

Chad Quaigmire

[@DrRockso1987]

1:42 “You don’t work here! Get away from my feet.” I bet Quentin Tarantino has had that said to him more than once.

[@Antibong]

136 people didnt reply they just accepted this comments Edit: not anymore

[@science2037]

@@Antibong lmao

[@kellzndacut]

always wondered about why in his recent film he had upclose foot shots, hmm

[@megavidaeos]

kelly He’s has close ups of feet in almost all of his movies, this last one was just by far the least subtle.

[@natura808]

@@megavidaeos how about famous foot massage dialogue in “pulp fiction”? Still get me every time.

[@IWearShades]

It’s hilarious how Bobby understands every word he says.

[@TheBehm08]

Everyone on the show does. It’s the audience who often struggles to loo

[@ajax3748]

I usually understand what he's saying being from the south

[@MizantropMan]

I understand what he means, but I wouldn't be able to write down or repeat the words, it's weird.

[@michellejones9800]

I just realized he actually makes real statements

[@oz_jones]

You don't dang ol youtooba comments man

[@thewardenofoz3324]

The writing in this show is damn near perfect. The characters are believable, their dramas are realistic, they're relatable amongst themselves and their audience, and their lessons are true.

[@kendallrivers1119]

And it's also so heartfelt while still being edgy and mature enough to appeal to grown ups.

[@ell3655]

Definitely a GOAT show

[@railfandepotproductions]

*drama is realistic

[@roddydykes7053]

Lmao the way he whispers to Bobby not to give away the secret makes the clip

[@FM-lf3gp]

I've never seen a computer able to run king of the hill at 60 fps before

[@Whiteboykun]

lmao

[@longwoolcoat2266]

@Jjoonn Actually it's a scientific fact that high FPS get you laid.

[@What-go8ng]

What you actually watched was him playing Boomhauer Simulator

[@hellenicboi14]

I hear ya. My game always slows down to 26 FPS at the fishing level.

[@305backup]

Jokes on you, this is actually Pro Pain gameplay

[@piplup2009]

he's like a realistic quagmire

[@ashebennett7726]

piplup2009 please don't compare an awesome character like boomhauer to quagmire. 😑

[@pooruanimations]

piplup2009 He's nothing like Quagmire, he's more like Johnny Bravo

[@ashebennett7726]

Pooru Animations except he can actually get some girls to like him and in his bedroom. Girls sure do like boomhauer more than Johnny Bravo.

[@AdamasutojrAJR]

piplup2009 can you not white boy

[@thomasbaron5367]

*Boomhauer* hey man, talk 'bout ol giggity goo, tellyawhat do, man

[@Yabuturtle]

Even though Bobby was trying to find true love, as opposed to just casual dates and flings like Boomhauer does often, he is still teaching Bobby something valuable. Persistence is key and you're going to get rejected quite a few times before you finally find someone.

[@MrFredstt]

That's the beauty. It works regardless. Just keep trying

[@theintrovertedaspie9095]

@@MrFredstt "You try you fail you try you fail. But the only TRUE failures is when you STOP trying." --Madam Leota

[@waverider227]

Exactly right !

[@dreamsprayanimation]

That’s why so many men end up sexually harassing women tho. The truth is most men can’t take no for an answer. Maybe they should be less persistent.

[@Cw311z]

Nah. 🤬 That. Bottom line is what those past or current timid feminazi excuses for women won't put out to do, the next future openly progressive ones will. Just find the real right person that will take correction & direction by opening up their heart, mind, arms, body & soul who's willing enough to give it all to you. Moral of the lesson is: Don't Beat & Cheat Yourself, Just Be & Treat Yourself, then those other formerly hard to get now desperate lonely naive women who dissed you in the present future might find themselves, by their selves.😉

[@atlasking6110]

To be fair, Bobby didn't tell Boomhauer he was looking for real love. Boomhauer was true to his word in teaching Bobby how to pick up chicks though.

[@briancooper6608]

Until your a 30 or 40 year old guy and have had a bad break up or divorce you won't know love from most women isn't real

[@themaggattack]

@@briancooper6608 Until you're a 30 ir 40 year old woman and have had a bad breakup or divorce you won't know love from most men isn't real. See? That works both ways. But I choose not to believe that b.s. Even though a lot of people are selfish buttholes doesn't mean love from most people isn't real. I think if we learn from our bad breakups, we learn to set healthier boundaries, and we improve ourselves as people, we attract people who are higher quality and more suiable to us.

[@bigdaddyd6668]

@@themaggattack thanks for the positive outlook

[@arserobinson7118]

well i'm 40 and i want booze, food and TV not love

[@LeadFurlong]

@@arserobinson7118 Bill?

[@6sixFace]

"He always takes two spots"....wow..I just realized Boomhaur is literally "that guy."

[@Seven_Leaf]

I key the fuck outta people who do that, shhh, it's my lil secret.

[@_winter7745]

@@Seven_Leaf well that's fuckin stupid

[@stupendous7848]

that’s not nearly as bad as people who leave shopping karts in parking spots. there’s a special place in hell for those people

[@KAIIRU.]

Brandon holy fuck one day you will be caught and turned to bonemeal

[@nuhuh4564]

@@Seven_Leaf Love how people are blasting your comment. They are the weak ones that don't understand that if you don't show people there are consequences for their actions they'll continue to act poorly. Too many lazy, apathetic losers these days.

[@thecapone45]

I laughed so hard when he said “fishing mugician talkin bout sum, TADDA” 😂😂😂

[@TrevorHamberger]

I'm taking that and making it into its own video. The way it lays out "womens designer shoe sale" on the big banner right after is the capstone on the joke.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? POW PUW

[@skrillztheentourage]

Swear that shit had me weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@arkwill14]

I knew a guy in the Army who was always hooking up, and it turned out this was EXACTLY his secret. He said it usually it wasn't even this bad - more like he'd get at least 1 yes for every 10 rejections. All he had to do was just develop the thick-skin to blow off every rejection and then he was in business. Of course it didn't hurt that he was a fairly handsome guy, like a young Burt Reynolds.

[@Jackholiday1025]

I’m surprised at how a lot of people don’t get this. looks, charm and success all matter a lot and the more you have the better but main thing when it comes to guys who get a lot of women it that they talk to a lot of women, they ask out more women than most do without the fear of rejection stopping them, they put themselves in better and more positions for it, they pursue it more than other men.

[@killerkitten7534]

Heck even today you see it. I was at a lunch break with my coworker and he was on tinder and he was swiping literally everyone right. Didn’t even take the time to look, just spammed it. Said he was playing the numbers game. Thought it was kinda stupid until he showed me that he had like 1000+ matches. It was actually bewildering, but I guess it worked for him!

[@Martykun36]

"the guy's secret was just keep trying" "oh and also that that happened to work extremely well for his particular case" come on man

[@TheGameCapsule]

Back in 2009 I had friends that challenged me to do this. It was really hard at first. I got rejected a lot. I had some girls say yes but give me fake phone numbers. But I asked every girl I thought was attractive for their number and eventually found a girlfriend that way (although we'd eventually break up a year later). It's a numbers game like everything else, people saying "no" doesn't matter at all. It's about finding someone to say yes.

[@user540000]

I knew an italian guido type guy in college and watched him at the bar do the same thing, he literally made a circular lap around the bar and hit on every single girl while doing his lap to make sure he hit on every single girl at the bar. I was mind blown i never seen anything like it in person. He didnt hook up with any of them and he also didnt give a fuk one bit. I couldnt even tell he was getting rejected it never showed on his face.

[@autumnfranklin6790]

Boomhauer is just Johnny Bravo’s hick cousin

[@Weldedhodag]

and apparently more charismatic, seeing as Boomhauer has had girlfriends, meanwhile Johnny Bravo can't fine a single lady

[@-.__-.__]

@@Weldedhodag wrong Johnny had a girlfriend, she was a secret agent or something but she was perfect for him

[@Weldedhodag]

@@-.__-.__ oh, well, grew up when Johnny Bravo was only ever on boomerang and was more about watching OG Ben 10 when that was still airing, so never got the chance to see that episode

[@reido_dorito]

I thought I was the only one to make the connection 😂

[@Nasir3623]

@sitinterweb he did date a deer and a werewolf

[@BeavisSaves]

Black shirt, blond hair, amazing way with women... Is Boomhauer actually Johnny Bravo's biological father?!

[@kennygates1192]

BeavisSaves Holy shit!

[@hunterpatterson6986]

And that does fit the canon.. JB was scrawny af till he hit the Bowflex for prom..

[@No_Sleep789]

Mind blown..

[@CrackDCat]

I think maybe Boomhauer is his brother, the time frames of both shows seem to be 70s and 80s. I think the bloke from the old Wolfenstein might be the father of Boomhauer and Johnny Bravo... but the Bravo bloodline doesn't end there as believe it or not Johnny scored and that's how Duke Nukem was made.

[@CrazyBear65]

Sshhh! Ain't nobody supposed to know that shit!

[@DiegoTheRebel]

Always liked this part. Boomhauer makes a good point about not losing your confidence just because you hit a speed bump or two before succeeding.

[@zparkplug2788]

100%. so many guys nowadays are so thin skinned that they cant handle rejection - but fr if a woman shoots you down, who gives af about her. everyone gets rejected at some time, just brush it off and move on to the next one. its not like theres any shortage of women in the world lol.....well aside from china i guess

[@DiegoTheRebel]

@@zparkplug2788 I feel you, homie. There's literally billions of women in the world, never take it bad or get discouraged if you get turned down, bro. It's like getting wet when it's raining, it happens to everyone at some point, it ain't nothing

[@OrQuattroIDK]

Or 23

[@thechickenfriedredneck910]

Well you know what they say, if you hit a speed bump at 125 mph you'll fly for about 15 seconds before you die, but those 15 seconds will be the best of your life.

[@letsplaynay9936]

@@OrQuattroIDK you took the words our my mouth 😂

[@randomfox12245]

Another good thing in addition to what everyone else has said is: he takes No for an answer. He doesn't badger the same woman repeatedly, he gets shot down and he immediately moves on to the next one.

[@aaronflores21af]

Exactly! True player moves

[@bagggers9796]

A lot of very creepy men could be very un-creepy if they just took the first no for an answer.

[@jjtru21]

Bobby: “ you got shot down 23 times before you got that number” Boomhower: “ ain’t no thing..” No truer words have ever been said.

[@saulgoodman7858]

Powerful

[@mysteryjunkie9808]

If you swing at every ball you are bound to hit one eventually

[@cryora]

You just have to be careful of the police or your reputation, if your career depends on it.

[@saulgoodman7858]

@@cryora yeah maybe not on the job.

[@mcrp_]

That's the game kiddo

[@TACT1LE]

You just got shot down by 23 women.. "Ain't no thang" 💁🏼‍♂️

[@xapemanx]

those are really good odds compared to modern times, modern times is up in the thousands now :(

[@humble2246]

@@rhysthomas14 it is the same or somewhat same as females too

[@joeboucher6911]

@@humble2246 Lol.

[@humble2246]

@andrew explain feminists

[@humble2246]

@andrew exactly

[@untaquito5123]

talkin bout a dang ol ta da

[@shisuiuchiha8753]

un taquito talm*

[@teds4983]

Lmao love? Trying to get in the sheets son

[@Geeyoo1995]

un taquito Lmaoo

[@reps138]

the ol fishin magician

[@Overton_Windows]

Shit. Beat me to it. Do I take mine down is my question. Do rhetorical questions require question marks?

[@artzarr5032]

This is funny. He approaches so many ladies to the point where it is literally mathematics impossible for him to lose. 😂

[@WinslowLeach1974]

Boomhauer's method actually really is the best method. It's all a numbers game. If you can take getting rejections, you aren't going to give one damn about them when you get that one that says yes.

[@shahn78]

*law of averages

[@4991dalex]

*the roy moore approach

[@blackeroni]

there's a pie for everyone

[@Jsand714]

truth

[@hardstyle3196]

Steven Fallon 🙃nigga that ain't no method, any gone can do this it literally takes no skill so don't be calling it no method

[@adamhenry1456]

Boomhauer’s method is the best method because most guys when they focus their whole life on 1 girl and when that girl rejects them, those guys will just give up on life

[@chevrolet6617]

Your comment gave me hope

[@MaztRPwn]

I hate that youre right. I aint strong enough for that myself though.

[@joshkary5040]

I don’t know where this ‘most guys’ thing is coming from, I’ve never met a single person who focuses their ‘whole life’ on one girl before they even ask them, and then gives up on life when rejected???

[@nodnarB14]

When the love of my life rejected me, I didn't give up on life. I just took hers.

[@davidminor4213]

You just described Bill

[@christiancardenas6811]

This is literally how it's done. Attraction isn't negotiated. She's either down or she's not. Boomhauer just wants to hook up and he's upfront and honest to women about it. He's not lying or deceitful. He found one chick who was down and it's still mid afternoon. He's still got plenty of day left to find more lol.

[@edwardgaines6561]

Well said!

[@ekkehard8]

But I don't think the kid was seeking advice for random hookups.

[@SLAMBANGO]

I found love through my 79th random hookup.... that was 25 yrs ago.

[@ekkehard8]

@@SLAMBANGO That sounds awful... Also sounds like a joke, hence the really specific high number. But it allows an easy strawman, so why not attack the position some more?

[@dragonknightleader1]

@@ekkehard8 What happened was Bobby wanted to find a girlfriend, so Hank figured Boomhauer was an expert. He's got a slick car and plays Dido every night. Technically speaking, he was even though I detest exactly this kind of behavior because Boomhauer didn't know when to cash in, which he paid for later with Marlene. Since the question was to get a girl, well, Boomhauer answered it and it is statistically sound (Law of Large numbers).

[@rapbattlefan2008]

This is what I love about Boomhauer. Unlike Barney Stinson, Charlie Harper, or Glenn Quagmire, Boomhauer doesn’t lie to or manipulate women. He is completely upfront and honest about what he wants. He doesn’t pretend to want a deep intimate relationship built on trust and mutual respect. He just wants casual sex. That’s it. And he owns it. He even admits at the end that yes… this ISN’T how you find true love. It’s how you get something casual. And that’s all Boomhauer wants. Perfectly respectable.

[@Jackholiday1025]

Lol Charlie Harper does not belong in the same category as quagmire for fuck sake. Charlie was a good dude who was never out to hurt anyone. The guy had a heart of gold and let his brother and nephew live in his house rent free, payed for all their meals.

[@Fullyautomagic]

Yeah. A string of nonsense words and then “phone number”

[@willc5723]

Ironic part is that quagmire looks like the cartoon version of Charlie Sheen

[@gotham23us]

He harasses women in public. There’s nothing admirable about it, in real life the store would have kicked him out and warned him he’d be arrested if he ever returns.

[@rapbattlefan2008]

@@gotham23us he’s not harassing them. He’s simply asking them out, and when they reject him he leaves them alone. Harassing them would be if he KEPT asking them out and not accepting no for an answer.

[@KhalilTheIDeviceGuru]

“lemme show ya a size boom” fucking lost it

[@NotTheBomb]

“It doesn’t fit!” “Maybe you need something a little more, sized boom.”

[@Greg-TC]

In high school, my friend was on the wrestling team and they went to a meet in Reno, NV. One of the other wrestlers asked my friend to be his wingman in the under 21 section of the casino they were staying at. My friend kept track and after _literally_ 107 rejections in a row, a girl agreed to go up to the hotel room with him. It really is a numbers game at some point

[@canobenitez]

sweeet!

[@ThreeDaysOfDan]

@@canobenitez LOL

[@HeadOfNothing]

monkey in the typewriter situation. your friend is a man of persistence.

[@bvbxiong5791]

It don't count if you gotta pay for it.

[@dirtyharry5320]

@@bvbxiong5791 If it was legal everywhere to to pay for it everywhere, PUA's would go out of business. Admit it, you'd pay for it too.

[@jaredtaylor8083]

What I like about Boomhauer is his confidence and the fact that when Bobby said that he got shut down 23 times before he got that number he brushed it off like it was nothing. I respect that type of attitude. Boomhauer asks every woman out because he's literally got nothing to lose and he has no fear of rejection. Honestly that's what I started doing in high school when I needed a date for an event, a dance or homecoming. Just asked every girl until one said yes. Trust me, it really does work.

[@claytonkr05]

"But you got shot down by 23 women before you got that phone number." "Ain't no thang." This dude would be a stud of a salesman.

[@WALDENSOFTWARE]

The one that did give him the phone number did seem to look better than the rest, so yeah, ain't no thang!

[@samuelpalacios3812]

Shu'up mayne, yougon'tellmydangol secret mayne!

[@Neo-Najarin]

He should be a propane salesmen.

[@hankhill4422]

"Talkin bout ol dang ol fishin magician.... Talk about ol dang ol....tada!"

[@TGOTYZero]

Hank Hill For Gods' sake, Hank. Speak normal.

[@DOOMZDAY34]

😂😂😂😂😂😭🤣😂

[@hardlybreathe93]

@@TGOTYZero For God's sake, Hank. Act like an adult.

[@smilenowsmileforever4226]

"Boggle? Boggle! Ew! Better put some LOSER on that!"

[@daugtherofthelord7354]

"I'll tell you whut!!"

[@Nik-ff3tu]

Literally all Boom has to say is that he used to play for the cowboys. That will increase his odds like 200%

[@grahamatter]

Down to 1 in 12, definitely an improvement :P

[@RaulDukeKnife]

He was part of the equipment personnel, not a player

[@popkornking]

Increasing his odds 200% would bring his success up to 1 in 8 women.

[@Fildoggy]

Nik way more than 200% lol

[@lukecarroll4052]

@@popkornking that's like... Realistic.

[@ddjsoyenby]

he's a way better role model than any of these "alpha influencers" i tell you what, and seriously i love this boomhauers secret wasn't some magic snake oil or complex method he just has confidence and accepts he's not always gonna get the girl and that's fine.

[@nerdygiant7805]

Most 'alpha influencer' would say to do the same thing. I follow some folks I'm sure you'd say fall into the category lol. Getting comfortable with rejection is rule number 1.

[@sleepinggorilla]

I hate the message that shows like How I Met Your Mother gives. No matter how many times she says no, don’t ever, ever, ever give up. Ted wasted so many years on Robin when he could have been with women who were actually interested in him.

[@QuangPham-gh5un]

​@@sleepinggorillaNever give up on a person makes you creepy, never give up on your own game, makes you persistent. The point is to let people go, not your own game

[@jacobknight1778]

“What you talking bout dang ol.. love??” I felt that.

[@stephengreico2810]

Yea man...ain’t no love from women now

[@hankhill1191]

Boomhauer always takes 2 spots

[@EmperorNonya]

Don’t give up, Brozay. She/he/they/whatever the hell the bring next is out there for you.

[@BoostedPastime]

Oh yeah

[@sunkintree]

@@stephengreico2810 Because they can afford to leave you nowadays? Shoot son, you're best not broadcasting that LMAO

[@sauercrowder]

this youtuber must have a monster rig to be able to run king of the hill at a steady 60 fps

[@renbutt8142]

sauercrowder was king of the hill even animated at 60 fps?

[@Jamie-tx7pn]

You win

[@Deyas786]

I hurt myself laughing hard at you

[@shanes.6227]

Lul

[@itsalcatraz3032]

Lol its not 60fps. Its just rendered in 60fps. I can download a 240p video and render it in 4k.

[@cowboyspit2230]

That “so” was probably the most coherent thing I’ve heard boomhauer say

[@insectlover602]

Dang ol' so, meng?

[@johnspinelli9396]

He's a legend

[@christianhenson6924]

Bobby: there’s really a secret to getting woman. 😂 Yup and it’s the same secret to get anything else in life don’t stop trying and don’t be afraid of rejection.

[@creatorchris712]

Exatly what i was thinking man

[@MrFredstt]

Well said

[@temposetter1091]

that's false. just takes looks

[@shaunhunterit342]

@@temposetter1091 I'm good looking and I get rejected too.

[@temposetter1091]

@@shaunhunterit342 my bad it takes being white + hot and being normal. those 3 traits

[@petersheppard2173]

Virgin Bobby: -Not willing to risk rejection -'Relationship guy' since he isn't brave enough to ask anyone out -Expects to find true love in high school Chad Boomhauer -Doesn't have a big ego, able to stand being turned down by women -Confident and suave -Able to get as many one-night-stands as he wants

[@esmeeisen9919]

Also they are like 35 years different

[@commenteroftruth9790]

@Starfall 21X so you're not a simp anymore, you're a freak lol.

[@AnswerisB]

If he got as many as he wanted, he wouldn't have been shot down umpteen times lol

[@julianG1212]

I’m fine with rejection I just don’t want to get in trouble

[@Mikeplaysdbd]

Daamn i wish i was boomhauer but not the last part tho i dont want one night stand

[@STarCRAFT4BRITS]

Boomhauers response to bobby finding true love was hilarious

[@crisrobles3425]

Kennedy Tank Hank’s voice broke through a little at the end.

[@Angelicdoll88]

Wut u talking about love? 😂😂

[@timothyt2645]

Kennedy Tank exactly!!! Lmao!

[@razkable]

I think either he was confused by bobby before and just realized what he actually wanted aka a gf so hes laughing cause he thought he wanted the secret to getting laid or one night stands not long term or he really thinks love in general is fake and funny and laugh..either way hes right...

[@101Volts]

@@razkable He might have thought both "Bobby's not after the long term" and also "Love in general is fake." This _is_ before the Jogger episode.

[@SaintDamain]

“Lil B.” “I, Bobby Hill.” “I’m goin’ cross my daggone heart, talk about that pledge of allegiance, tell you what, man.” “Do solemnly swear.” Legendary.

[@duppy404]

TYBG

[@LegionIvory]

That's damn good writing. 💯

[@BrothaGoneBased]

Young based god came straight for the bitches.

[@ARQ93]

Boomhauer straight up teaching Bobby valuable life lessons in rejection. I've seen too many guys completely destroyed just because the girl they liked, didn't like them back. There's plenty of fish in the sea and one of them is for you. Just because the wrong ones said No, shouldn't stop you from finding the right one who says yes.

[@randolphsavage9760]

It’s also a great lesson in respect, boundaries and consent. If she says “no”, just back off and move on. It probably isn’t an insult maybe she just doesn’t want a relationship with anyone. Maybe she got out of one and wants to enjoy the single life for a bit. You just will never know for sure so don’t assume it’s the worst reason.

[@personman5156]

I mean there's truth in that, but the point of this scene was to show that Boomhauer's idea of romance is just asking until someone says yes, and why that's not the method to use if you want something meaningful and lasting. The answer lies somewhere in the middle as always (that's usually the point of King of the Hill episodes.) You have to make more of an effort than this, but you also have to get back up when you fall so you don't end up like Bill (which is also something this episode shows)

[@ChartreuseDan]

​@@personman5156 I think people get the wrong idea about what Bumhauer is teaching Bobby. Of course he wasn't showing Bobby how to "meet the love of his life" but you know what you've got to do before you meet someone you might love? You've got to meet someone, take them out, get to know them. Bumhauer may not be showing Bobby how to fall in love, but he is still teaching him step one of relationships

[@Naoto-kun1085]

@@personman5156 Exactly, I think too many people are missing that nuance! Yes, it's important to handle rejection, but treating dating as a numbers game will probably just end you up with hook-ups rather than a committed relationship

[@HotBoxTrucking]

dont do this in a small town

[@dusiajhrqid]

Lmao

[@Tony-yn5rr]

Haha let me guess you tried it

[@comrade8185]

Especially when your family makes up most of the population

[@MrBanditheart]

Facts women do compare notes

[@gloriousaffliction4041]

@@comrade8185 sweet home Alabama

[@rastaewabeach]

Yep and that is the game. Forget your pride in getting shut down. Fuck it!

[@crylittlesister6377]

rastaewabeach Chicks dig self confidence😊

[@oliverarrieta7001]

rastaewabeach yeep this is the secret ! this is the game to follow ! 22 doesnt matter the important 1 is the one that bums got in the hand ;)

[@rumble-roses]

"Whoa... wait up Boomhauer, that's the womens changing room. You want the mens." -Hank

[@sippin1877]

benikage666 ah dang ole hank man

[@slumpnmyrump4986]

Hank is seriously a dick for that one

[@hankhill1191]

I wouldn't be surprised if Boomhauer got banned from that mall! cause the women who rejected him were between the ages of 18-34!

[@acidicali7776]

@@hankhill1191 well he’s like 38-40 so it’s not that gross, all the women there looked around their 20 or 30s

[@101Volts]

@@slumpnmyrump4986 There's a chance that Hank's clueless about what Boomhauer's up to in this scene.

[@joscar062]

01:20 i like how the lady in pink looked up and didn't want to give him a chance 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JTKatz07]

This is honestly a great teaching lesson for rejection. Boomhauer is so use to the word “no” it’s not deflating his ego it just presents another opportunity for that one yes.

[@bassmaster867]

It's like a hard stone sharpening a knife.

[@canyounot1552]

lol boomhauers a player

[@urjnlegend]

Can you not? You sound like a lady

[@asscheeks3142]

urjnlegend he's player nigga it's true🤷🏽‍♂️

[@Chrisander1606]

Could you imagine trying something like that in today's society? You'd be arrested in 10 minutes and put in jail for sexual assault. There would probably be a #metoo movement at that store.

[@wowza935]

Gator G would u care for a tide pod?

[@TheM4rster]

Chrisander1606 are you 14? Fucking idiot get a grip and open your eyes. Ever been to a club? A bar? Even on the streets, the pickup guys do it - for better or worse. Fucking moron chanting the typical virgin loser chorus from stuff you read on the internet and never experienced: "Oh todays' society hurr durr social justice warriorz and feminazis the world is fucked amirite"

[@charlestonrezz5188]

Life's lesson is that rejection is part of life.. When you go out looking for a job, you're not going to get it the first or second time. But if you keep looking, someone is bound to hire you eventually.. And all those other jobs you've applied for won't mean a damn thing. Cliche as it may be, but persistencey is the key.

[@lloydkline6946]

It alot easier to pick up woman 👩 than finding a job

[@BlvdRoad]

Lloyd hilariously that's true lmao

[@tylerlackey1175]

@@lloydkline6946 this. Even if she got a boyfriend your chance ain't 0

[@seg162]

@@lloydkline6946 Y-- y'sure?

[@benringenberg6265]

I actually received this same lesson as Bobby from a guy who did pretty well with the ladies. He told me he could get shot down 100 times, but if he had one success, then it's a win.

[@0412lennon]

The numbers game is definitely the best approach

[@jonmacdonald5345]

Maxwell Wilson LMFAO 😄 Real talk

[@religiousabuse]

what the hell is your problem

[@rustyshackleford4076]

Guatemalan Dude 69 Just remember your rejections will continue to increase as you age and you lose out to better performing , younger men. Eventually it makes you become pathetic, and sad to look at. Good luck tho

[@greg77389]

+Claire Knight Actually for men, it only gets better with age. Up until a point where you're an old man with a catheter that is...

[@theinnersleeves3871]

James Smith women aren’t like men. They don’t like us the way we like them, not even in the slightest way. Do women like attractive men yes but women also like funny and successful and react to indifference. Once you know that about women you’ll be ok with getting a broad

[@NikoZego]

One of my favorite episodes, so wholesome. Especially how Boomhauer calls Bobby “lil B” then later refers to himself as “B dog” when trying to teach Bobby how to flirt with women.

[@lunaseur327]

tybg

[@gilbertotoledo1421]

Theres another episode where they all take nicknames. Bill calles himself Spike, and Boomhauer calls himself BDog.

[@charliec7853]

Boomhauer is actually the best looking guy in the group lool

[@RingoRoad]

he's not even bad looking by himself, he's got a bit of a gut but he's rather attractive for koth standards, explains why he gets so many women

[@tmystery9505]

He's not bad looking. Just perpetually emotionally unavailable

[@charliec7853]

Nicholas Rickhoff I read that in his voice.

[@rustyshackleford4076]

Charlie C I think it’s because he’s tan lol John Redcorn is definitely the hottest in the show.

[@timothyt2645]

Charlie C how bout you let me show you a lil something in a O sized Boom?

[@holtbrent]

This isn't just the secret to getting women, but it's the secret to life. Don't let failure stop you in your tracks. Persevere.

[@chombethemindisall8404]

This is so true

[@renegadexcho1o625]

I love how bobby said "I dont think this is how I will find love" and Boomhauer was just like "hahaha what you mean love?" Indicating that bobby did in fact asked how to pick up chicks got an answer but he wasn't specific on what kind of chick

[@juniorsal611]

Boomhauer is a straight up alpha male. He don't give 2 shits about being rejected. He just keeps on fishing till he grabs a bite.

[@mikeb4471]

Junior Sal how I was at a bar after my brothers wedding lmao. I got rejected by all of the girls there but it was bc I was still wearing a shirt and tie lmfaoo. And it was a country bar. Your boy is black

[@johnathanreyes118]

Imagine saying alpha male unironically. Cringe

[@juniorsal611]

@Pierre the alpha part im mentioning is that being rejected doesn't affect him. While some guys crumble after being rejected, boomhauer doesn't give a single fuck. He just like "well on to the next bitch then".

[@amarieyoung93]

@@johnathanreyes118 Then he follows it up with, "Onto the next bitch then," it's all coming together. Lol

[@lllllllllllllllllllll1lll1]

Comment section full of betas 😂😂

[@alexfurnas1263]

1:43 if i had a dime for every time i heard that

[@FluffyNugget123]

Alex Furnas rip

[@Deltron1337]

Alex Furnas lmfao

[@undisclosedsteve6361]

Lmfaoooo

[@drunkenrampage1588]

Alex Furnas You would be rich enough for the women to find you attractive?

[@aguyandhiscomputer]

1:36 if I had a dime for every time I heard that.

[@sockitjeff2949]

It' actually a good lesson about being confident and to never give up

[@curtsalopek1071]

I understand him so much more watching this as an adult

[@4rch1tect0n1c4]

I learned a lot from this show when I was a kid. My parents would never let me watch it, so I bought a small portable tv for 50 cents at a garage sale and watched in my closet during the day. Good times! 😏

[@shotguntommy3347]

FBK Rocketeer I was never allowed to watch it but the show is pretty wholesome

[@ChannelNotFound]

Are you literally Bobby Hill?

[@1lurch375]

Why would they not allow you to watch it?

[@Sovietghostdivision]

Probably had some crazy over protective Christian parents.

[@wilsonclaire3352]

I'm pretty sure Hank Hill would not let Bobby watch a show which covered the themes this show covers XD Ironic isn't it

[@JakeZemzicki]

Boomhauer is such an underrated character, I love how chill he is and just keeps trying.

[@Goddess_of_the_automobiles]

"Dang ol fishin magician and ta da" 😂 Love it

[@faithbrown4048]

After watching this I went to the mall and for like.. A hour straight I have been laughing at this video

[@Ryan-kt7xn]

what was the purpose of telling us you went to the mall after

[@SaffronRunner]

Ryan V.S. The World that's the joke

[@aerobat97]

I assume you went to the shoe store

[@adamhenry1456]

Sad you went to the mall to watch a video

[@fbzzzy]

What happened at the mall?

[@LesMiserables999]

The secret to picking up women my friends is just to work out a lot, just do squats n stuff. The more muscles you have the heavier the woman you can pick up. Before I started to workout I could only pick up a 110 lb woman, pretty pathetic. But NOW, I am married to a woman who weighs 350 lb. you just need to believe in yourself.

[@Dakid015]

Uhh, is this a joke lol

[@LesMiserables999]

@@Dakid015 you obviously don’t lift. I bet you have very small gf you cannot even pick up

[@jonnyj.]

Holy shit, thanks for making me laugh mate. I needed that today :D

[@85slideby]

That's hilarious!

[@lonestar199]

There's dudes that work out but still can't get women.

[@jamesrichards2720]

Boomhauer's got a point. It really is a numbers game. You got to keep playing or you'll never win.

[@SeargentJoker]

That "ain't no thing" was so clear and full of confidence 👑

[@prudentiusinvader6652]

Moral of the story is, have an abundance mind set.

[@somegut9301]

PrudentiusInvader ah is that a fan of alpha male strategies I spot

[@commenteroftruth9790]

I think the moral is that each person has their own way of viewing relationships. Bobby's isn't wrong, he isn't comfortable with asking random strangers out for quick dates. And boomhaurs isn't wrong, hes looking for quick hookups, he isn't deceitful, the women know what they're gettin into. That's why so many blow his advances off. I do also agree that having the courage to make advances is a prevalent message here.

[@jayjalloh3631]

@@commenteroftruth9790 If Boomhaur worked on his body and clothing, it doesn't matter what the women think, they'll throw their numbers at him.

[@nikolatesla537]

@@jayjalloh3631 fax

[@heathercameron1485]

People on the internet have such a cartoonish way of thinking how women work. It doesn't matter how much of a Chad someone looks. If he's being a creep and going up to random women like a weirdo, most of them are still going to reject him. There's a time and a place for meeting women. This ain't it. No matter how Chad you are.

[@psychlops924]

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott

[@MrParkerman6]

I don't care! -Tommy Lee Jones

[@codekhalil6437]

That's my purse! I don't know you! - Bobby Hill

[@a_spiky-sponge7578]

That boy aint right- Hank Hill

[@1rralphh1]

-already been domr

[@absolutelysobeast]

You also DONT miss 100 percent of the shots you dont take. Some people just dont want to miss

[@inthebriarpatch]

When I was about 12, I was sitting next to my father outside on the farm as he sat on his stump reading the newspaper. He read a story about some dude who had committed suicide after his wife left him. "I don't understand why any man would kill himself over a woman." Pa was born in '26 and had me at 50, so I usually listened and didn't say much. He had a lot of wisdom from years of hard livin'. "Maybe he loved her." I said. Pa waited a minute then said, "Love? What is love? You'll love any old dog if it hangs around long enough." Sounded mean at the time and punctured my Hollywood idea of knightly romance. And that needed to be punctured because Pa was right. He also said, "Never depend on a woman to cook your meals, wash your clothes or clean your house. Learn how to do it yourself, son." I'm now nearing the age my Pa was when I was born and I wish I could thank him. His advice has stood me in good stead.

[@maxsanchez764]

"I don't understand why any man would kill himself over a woman." cough *anakin skywalker* cough

[@adamchirico7724]

Pa was a legend

[@theskiesaredark]

He sounded like a wise man. RIP.

[@r.stuart5280]

I tell you hwat man that was dang ol deep man

[@dewanmdurnto3592]

Rip pa 💔

[@zboy1152]

This legit works Not that random flirting but the not giving twos shits about rejection

[@keepingitrealgoesright1308]

didn't show the part where he's about to go into a dresser room with a girl before Hank gets him

[@HmmmmNiceBike]

King Of The Cockblock

[@user-km4ys1js1t]

Haha best moment of the episode

[@TomFromYoutube]

Talk about that dang ol hank man.

[@stevenglansburg856]

Hank is a hunk and boomhauer was finna splode on his ladies.

[@piplup2009]

KiamarMasterT Hank didn't know, he's that clueless he thought boomhauer made a mistake

[@mocapast]

When he started laughing and said “Love” I felt that 😂😂😂

[@rometherevenant8749]

I love how Hank says "Yep, he always takes two spots." Like its no big deal.

[@unspecifiied3627]

hes used to it

[@kingslayerwwe379]

Compared to Bill and Dale it's ok

[@cypher1o1]

"This is not the way I'm going to find love" That's starting at the wrong end of the pizza You got to get the date first before you can worry about love. That's like trying to board the plane before you get to the airport.

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

"You got shot down by 23 women before you got that number!" "Ain't no thing."

[@blakemelkey3774]

"Maybe I should show you something in size Boom"

[@Siberianhusky89]

"You just talk about dang ol' fishin' magician'. Talk about that dang ol' badow" - Boomhauer

[@basedokadaizo]

okay but bobby doing the "oath" is one of boomhauer's funniest bits. hands-down.

[@BeeKisses]

I fucking love the continuity of Boomhauer looking at the road as he makes Bobby swear on the bible

[@joshsmith1449]

This is actually how you do it. You gotta get rejected before you have the success. It's just part of the game. The only reason why you don't get laid is because you're not approaching.

[@fightttttt]

eh online works better now imo if you know where to look, when I tried this shit its awkward and confrontational approaching is much better if you actually know the girl, but then if shes not interested that will be awkward as hell hahahaha dating sucks

[@sir.lithium81]

10MM true that bro, if you’re scared about awkwardness you’re not ready to be a man, grow some balls derek.

[@dreamquesttv]

@@fightttttt Can't be scared of the puss, bro.

[@Fanaz10]

@@fightttttt dont forget to take your soy pills breh

[@fightttttt]

@@Fanaz10 your never gonna be in a good relationship 'breh' i feel bad for ya

[@Geniusrhymer8]

this was like johnny bravo

[@ernstschmidt4725]

however boomhauer do get some

[@pooruanimations]

Elder 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FizzNFries]

This did kind of remind me of Johnny Bravo.

[@rudeboyrg]

I wish they would have written the ending of this episode differently. This could have been a real learning experience. Instead, they just made bobby realize that "This isn't the best way to pick up women and find true love." And perhaps that is correct. But the writers failed to use this amazing opportunity to teach a much more important lesson in life. That this wasn't really about how to pick up women at all. It was about persistence. How to succeed in business, in life, in anything. Overcoming your fear of failure and rejection, having the grit and perseverance to continue and keep at it. Most of the time it isn't necessarily the smartest or the best but the one who doesn't quit so soon. If you haven't failed multiple times, you've probably not been doing it long enough. I wish they wrote it so Bobby would thank Boomhower for showing that to him and apply it to his everyday life.

[@Neo-Najarin]

If you keep trying, something is bound to work.

[@saulbravo3485]

Neonajarin more reps you put more success you’ll get. No pain no gain method

[@errir4042]

Whenever I don't feel comfortable talking to a girl I just remember this scene and I'm better

[@cooperpianoman4748]

I suppose if you fear rejection, this clip would help too.

[@mmmanutd]

Boomhauer is amazing and hilarious here and throughout the show but Bobby is so underrated. He's a good kid and likes whatever kid of his age does without lacking personality or being dull. Every single character in this show is so well written

[@amoorphis1999]

this scene is particularly funny because of how innocent bobby actually is in all of this especially when boomhauer goes "whatu talking about dang ol love man" as he doesn't understand how boomhauer's way of picking up women will benefit him into getting into a relationship if he keeps being rejected only for later on in the episode he does find a girl his age to talk to, its so realistically written that even in that two minute clip there's so much that you can analyse through gotta respect koth

[@KRIMZONMEKANISM]

The cool thing about this scene is that Bobby and Boomhauer fundamentally misunderstood each other. Bobby was amazed that the Boomhauer has a secret to "getting women", problem is, Bobby doesn't know there is a difference in how picking women and courting the woman you are romantically interested in, is completely different. This is why Boomhauer himself laughs about the whole situation at the end. Had Bobby known to explain the situation, he wouldn't have suggested his "secret" method. Pretty wholesome all in all.

[@proman84]

"difference in how picking women and courting the woman you are romantically interested in, is completely different" The are not mutually exclusive. I've dated women I picked up casually and know people who have gotten married like that.

[@goldenlel8621]

KOTH doesn't really need an fps counter.

[@greg77389]

That's just what a filthy casual would say

[@makemeajmod]

Love the randomness of this comment

[@riboh3324]

My father's technique.

[@isaiahjoiner7294]

Rico Pacheco Holy shit

[@jon6car]

Cast a wide enough net and you're bound to catch something

[@romanlopezlegorburu]

Awesome

[@ZeXiOn26]

looks like Bobby told somebody Boomhauer's dang ol' secret after all

[@williamthomas5215]

“Hey you know man dag on fishing magician man talking bout dag on tada”

[@1stwonder788]

One thing I appreciate is the small detail of Boomhaurs eyes jetting back and forth between the oath and the road 😂😂😂