Border Security

Those pistachios were actually amazing.
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[@IsBamOkay]

"Since we hired them, we no longer need sniffer dogs" That shit bit me to death

[@infinitespace1982]

That’s a insult disguised as a compliment if you look at it one way😂

[@muhaymin7330]

Samwww🤣🤣🤣

[@riowinaryo18_86]

🤣

[@waleedkhalid9138]

Hilarious

[@Schlesticle]

you wanna a smoko?

[@vMx771]

Mr Miyagi “He crawl in my bag” “He have plane ticket too?” “Yeah yeah”😂👍

[@Ibbyluvsmonkey]

That shit had me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣

[@dhuajyuuy3812]

@@Ibbyluvsmonkey 🧢

[@Ibbyluvsmonkey]

@@dhuajyuuy3812 👢👢

[@Izeiah.s005]

He’s bags a sea food restaurant

[@Mistanyycguy]

Ohh god, love that part 😂 just the thought of a crab crawling into his bag and the way he said it

[@champsuarez9750]

“Whatever 7/11 pay you in India they pay you less here” 😭😂Funny asf

[@constantvitriol7426]

They don't have 7^11's in India lmao

[@purplemadnessW]

@@constantvitriol7426 Exactly

[@i_am_funny]

@@constantvitriol7426 well now we have

[@constantvitriol7426]

@@i_am_funny yea now we do lol. Ambani baba ki jai

[@i_am_funny]

@@constantvitriol7426 desh mai rehna hai ambani ambani kehna hai

[@BulletCubing]

“Your name is Mountain Goat, your mum Donkey” “Why’d you say that?” I fkin died lmfao

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

"now you speak English"

[@TheMaleviolentOne]

Same

[@elainedoesit7375]

Security: "he's an alien" Superwog: "wat?" Security: "he's an ILLEGAL ALIEN" Superwog: "what planets he from?!"

[@ethan8597]

Elaine doesit when I heard it I was like 🥱🤮

[@oshanaodisho6253]

Elaine doesi A.#..#x,-.. .s

[@theSamaraie]

Ethan Eiao why

[@clairelally3644]

The straightman's face was the best part!

[@asli3276]

Ethan Eiao u anit gonna get it if u never been to Aussie land (Australia

[@IFTY_MTB]

If Superwog *Worked at Bunnings* Please do this it would make you a true Aussie

[@SpringfieldClips]

I work at bunnings and I approve this!! Would be so bloody funny

[@smallduck968]

IFTY IKR plz do that

[@jessethane6910]

YES

[@domclegg1225]

sosig

[@humanoidmodel4217]

Would be no different from the dullards that do already.

[@kasyfulwarith5983]

"If you want citizenship, you must learn Australian values." *Smiles* "Not the same as property values." *Frowns*

[@ahyaan2552]

L9l

[@ahyaan2552]

Lol

[@azerbtur]

I dont get it

[@ibrahimsiali2419]

@@azerbtur Foreigners hoard properties here.

[@KhayamGondal]

@@ibrahimsiali2419 chinese

[@user-rd7hj2vl9i]

3:33 the funniest moment of the entire video

[@luispedraza8828]

Same 😭😂

[@infinitextreme3668]

“Your bags not a f***in fish tank you spastic” I was dying 😂😂

[@miloolliebowie05]

INFINITE Xtreme same😂😂😂😂

[@zackm4rtin743]

INFINITE Xtreme same here 🤣

[@amandeepsvlogs2247]

INFINITE Xtreme same lol

[@marcusc16]

INFINITE Xtreme best comment on KZbin. Agree?

[@meowmeow1stgen668]

The best line ever lol

[@daniyousii3580]

*"since we've hired them, we no longer need sniffer dogs"* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

[@jaydatiananga5065]

Read it as he said it😂

[@cyanidekicks304]

Yeah that was funny I loved it also when he said do you wanna smoko yeah, yeah

[@mohammudghafoor8305]

@@jackhiggins8028 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@geneticallymodifiedrat2398]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tusk7026]

@@jackhiggins8028 Omg your right

[@finley5317]

“Betty you can’t keep sending people back to Africa well I was just protecting our country from African voodoo” I was literally crying laughing on the floor

[@shivaanrambally9611]

Fr she sent bro to Africa, and he sounds like he's American😭

[@DM-xq3qg]

"A LOT OF OUR ISLANDS ARE FULLY BOOKED, BUT YOU CAN GO TO CHRISTMAS ISLAND INSTEAD!!!"

[@IndoAussie]

D M I gotcha ya mate

[@supa3ek]

D M sounds like a swell place......Christmas everyday : )

[@jaggirl]

Good choice.....lol

[@themadkinggeorgethefirstki2601]

Australia sucks it's the world's most unfair and expensive country.

[@danryan2803]

+The mad king George The first king of Australia cry me a river

[@halamehitaumoefolau3826]

“I was just protecting our country from African VooDoo” 😂😂😂

[@kapilr.4768]

That was freakin hilarious. I wonder why i didn't see this series earlier.

[@sani5153]

We also watched the video

[@bigcocksucker905]

Hehehe😹

[@Fr.NVKelvin]

The man replied "This place is even worse than America " 🤣

[@syedhiballah9368]

Lol

[@WeirdTippy]

"Whatever they pay you in India, they pay you less here" this one had me spitting my drink out. I thought it would be safe to try and drink during this

[@RLeague1]

“ basically we got a guy that think his bag is a seafood restaurant” 😂😂😂 1:04

[@steph9464]

"I have a reason to believe this man is a nigerian scammer" "IM NOT NIGERIAN"

[@zjazjaaa]

Super Wog2 😂😂😂😂

[@steph9464]

I'm sorry unfortunately we can't let it in I'm sorry I think my wife packed it in No the fruit is staying in Sydney your going back bombei Bye Bye

[@vallurirajesh]

That was me who said that!! :-)

[@steph9464]

Rajesh Valluri ok??

[@vallurirajesh]

No seriously, it was me on the video.

[@MrFUTWiz]

HAHAHAHAHA "OKAY LISTEN UP SNOOP DOG" - Bloody quality.

[@snoeeaus9481]

Keff Japlan crips or bloods HAHAHA

[@armanotrenky2315]

“Listen up snoop dog are u a blood or a crip?” Had me dying 🤣 😭

[@c.c.fritzen7112]

"Whatever 7/11 pays you in India, they'll pay you less here" I CAN'T THIS IS SO TRUE

[@rhythmisadancer8394]

"He's an alien" "What?" "He's an illegal alien" ... "What planets r u from?" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@maiyengxo]

I saw this when they said it.

[@adam-jakeyyful4895]

@@maiyengxo swear to god same

[@MRSNYPA786]

I love the blonde woman character she's hilarious. the snoop dogg part had me in stitches

[@jettycomlego]

Thats Betty mate

[@mincake8316]

Adam I love Betty

[@memeeater420]

should've called him Mike Tyson instead. He looks nothing like snoop dogg.

[@glennjosechristman4612]

The American man looked like a thug because of the tattoos, but he was still trying to be polite. What a gentleman.

[@darthchippy9493]

“All the other islands are fully booked, would you like to go to Christmas Island? “ That kept me laughing for ten whole minutes 😂 For those who don’t know, Christmas island is an prison island

[@lifeiswalmart6177]

no its an asian island

[@Ch50304]

OMG...really? yes, i didn't know.

[@masterofalltrades_]

Yep. Prison island of the former prison colony

[@rebekahlikesmusic2723]

💀

[@ivisyung3088]

​@@lifeiswalmart6177Australia logally bought if off singapore for 2 dollars

[@talkativeedits1165]

“You’ve just been caught by the commonwealth of Australia!”😂😂😂

[@LukeFielding]

"Your bags not a fucking fish tank ya spastic" hahaha

[@angelicone181]

Luke Fielding I think that's my favourite line in this whole vid!!!

[@toddles9]

'Your bag's not a fuckin' fistank, you spastic!'

[@michaelbaine5248]

toddles9 yep I got that too

[@erinfree5136]

Please don't say that word

[@iAmACheeseburger189]

3:25 that part killed me 😂

[@Synergy_YX]

1:25 best thing I have ever seen

[@anguso_o9284]

0:52 “It crawl in my bag” Sad but funny 🤣🤣

[@SillySausagejj106ful]

Angus O_o lol 😂

[@kris841k]

Your bags not a fishtank you fucking spastic

[@sonicthespider3295]

Kris Freeman I got a guy here who thought his bag is a seafood restaurant

[@DaniDiva182]

And the crawly finger movements!

[@Xurly_1]

@@sonicthespider3295 Australian number one

[@someone4159]

As an Australian, I can safely say that this is a 99% accurate representation of how our border security works.

[@zcricket3385]

so where's the other 1%? How do I know your border security isn't coming from the bloody congo mate GO AND FIND OUT

[@Arvl.]

Great seems very secure

[@linkinparkmmm]

@@Arvl. =))))))))

[@user-cl4or5zv3v]

I can vouch bruv

[@Cloudy17111]

They forgot one thing, they didn’t take and sell the drugs ;-;

[@basingstokesupportersclub]

"this is worse than America" cracks me up every time 😭

[@SSN-PERWIRA]

2:41 "Okey, get up" idk why that had laughing😂😂😂

[@meltxdd9604]

`If Superwog Was on the Voice'

[@dianneuerata8048]

Beast-HD yes

[@KGrix]

Beast-HD that'd be awesome

[@Srman1999]

You've just been caught by the commonwealth of Australia.

[@SuperItalia494]

Best line of the video imo haha

[@01ryan10]

The Arbiter authtraylya

[@jeremyd5556]

BAHAHAHA THIS MADE IT

[@beansinmycrocs8408]

I read this comment as it happened in the video lol

[@aurora7554]

The Arbiter Excuse me, do you mean the actual Commonwealth or the Commonwealth Bank?

[@DefinitelyNotaRussianSpy]

The guy with the crab is incredibly wholesome

[@cmach1ne951]

“Ok listen up snoop Dogg” such a great line 😂

[@sezza271]

"I have reason to believe that this man is a Nigerian scammer" LMAO 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@xavier8186]

Had me dead to

[@glennjosechristman4612]

The American man looked like a thug because of the tattoos, but he was still trying to be polite. What a gentleman.

[@jag4577]

“We have got a guy over here who thinks his bag is a seafood restaurant, clearly a mental case over here” hahahahahha

[@Eudaimonian42]

0:54 cutest thing i have ever seen

[@jp30mvp37]

"he's an alien!" "wha?" "he's an illegal alien!" "yeah what planet he's from?" *smacks head*

[@Master-il1sk]

army where you at

[@ballerinojongin3790]

JP30vMVP_NC don't. Just don't

[@elizabeth-qb7fw]

army!

[@liamdo4859]

taetae

[@magicmike8375]

" Egos Planet "

[@animalscars3799]

0:48 - "Why would you bring in a crab?!" Mr. Myjagi - "It crawled in my bag!"

[@WATCHoutFORthis]

Animals&Cars thanks, we watched it

[@Mothman506]

@@WATCHoutFORthis I didn't

[@drifted612]

“Your name Melton goat, your mum donkey.” That made me die of laughter 🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@kiranb4814]

"You want to visit islands?" "A lot of our islands are fully booked, but you can go to Christmas Island instead."

[@yoi_chicken]

If superwog met Jonah from tonga

[@coness]

Chicken Winner Dude the mum is Jonah

[@shellshockplays2774]

That would be so funny quote from jonah and Tonga "go away you ragna"

[@shellshockplays2774]

Jonah from Tonga quote "go away sir you homo

[@itsboijjfrtheislandz2864]

Jonah would said you Kai taue tenga

[@chastalaslo4061]

@@coness shut the fuck up

[@ikenasiotuagalu816]

3:36 “I AM NOT NIGERIAN” Why does he sound like Goku

[@Noahnime]

Ikenasio Tuagalu he don’t tho

[@ar1ma716]

Large Nibba he actually kind of did when he says “Nigerian”

[@graeme011]

He sounded very Nigerian to me!

[@symzz8607]

HE DOES

[@conniesadler7773]

Sort of does hahahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@NAK_Main_Channel]

1:07 this whole scene had me dying 🤣

[@jag4577]

“Ok listen up snoop dog are you a blood or a crip” lmaoooo

[@nimay3800]

"the fruit is staying... You're going back" 😂😂😂

[@V1ct0rS623]

“I’ll throw in the f***ing baggage carousel” 😂

[@childdestroyedchilddestroy4554]

Victorzilla 280z so funny

[@rascalgaming9867]

Lel

[@gl3nda96]

2:18

[@fairladyzee2152]

My guy went from 280z to r32 sheesh

[@HellHunter00]

@@fairladyzee2152 At least he got the TT and not some NA bs.

[@domplayz1671]

I love all these videos, I can never stop laughing.

[@thekangaroo1880]

Next time on border patrol: human replacements for sniffer dogs, a man refusing to identify himself, a man thinking it was ok to bring a crab with him, and so much more.

[@ej2387]

Do Wogs vs Aussies: Lawyers

[@joelpizza3061]

Ethan Johnson then wait another 6 months for another...

[@HarrisonBowman]

Joel Pizza Quality>Quantity

[@sophiemartin5709]

Ethan Johnson me too

[@theonlyyepking4734]

Ethan Johnson same lmao

[@rourketuxworth4581]

if the guys in this video notice you they'll deport you

[@sufcdavie3506]

Seeya in 5 months!

[@mr.makichoot1376]

Sufc Davie why it take so long for such short vids

[@simonmartinoski2692]

Russian Spy they very busy

[@nguget]

Russian Spy they have actual jobs. KZbin is not there primary job and so they can't post often. You should be grateful that they use their time on people like us.

[@Hi_its_Kartik]

they're lawyers bro

[@pablogavifan5791]

" Listen up snoopdog" killed me🤣🤣🤣

[@CharlesJunior-ve6vn]

"Okay listen up Snoop Dogg" "Are u a blood or a crip" Killed me😂😂

[@rohantendulker1436]

"I'm sorry, I think my wife packed them in" "No, the fruit is staying in Sydney, your going back to Mumbai. Bye Bye" I'm dead

[@chandlercoates6734]

Hahahah LMAO "you want a shmacko" 😂

[@coolmajorgaming8718]

Chandler Vlogs snicker ****

[@stephskia]

coolmajorgaming Shmacko*

[@PurplePinkRed]

Dogs go wacko for schmackos!

[@jeromelintag6059]

coolmajorgaming shut the fuck up u smartass

[@Fri0t]

“This place is worse than America” 😂

[@shannonsheppard6762]

Much love from the UK would love to be able to watch the full episodes ☹️. keep up the good work bro hilarious 👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Pxronas]

"I've just gave him a $200 fine, I've taken all his pistachios" 3:18

[@MatthewN56736n4]

"I have a reason to believe this man is a Nigerian scammer." xD

[@meister6097]

"Your bag's not a fucking fishtank you spastic!" God, I love this guy

[@laviajera4269]

I love this 🤣🤣🤣 and the bloopers at the end 🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@sklurfluffleHDfifa]

These guys would never allow corona to come into the country

[@HellHunter00]

It apparently got into one of the 49 containers they didn't check.

[@TheSwolOne]

3:44 best line delivery on this whole channel

[@Dinolifeee]

Lol Mr Miyagy is actually my uncle his names Derek he dreams to be a actor but sadly injured his back couldn’t Le weeks ago so pls pray for his recovery.

[@LilyTea1]

I’m laughing my head off 😂 😂😂😂😂

[@RageElixir]

I really don't understand why you guys don't have over 5 million subscribers by now..

[@phoenixlater3856]

Man you got more subs than them now, I’m sad nobody finds this channel

[@mahmoudthethird]

@@phoenixlater3856 Word.

[@Seise123]

bro i never knew rage watched superwog

[@enelikofaafoi]

@@Seise123 hahah ong

[@chupapibingbong]

because they upload 1 video a year .. lol

[@moody7416]

"Get out your mix tapes before I find them"

[@rileymario]

"Im not a rapper!"

[@chaosgamer5892]

“This place is worst than america”😂😂

[@DonutTiger]

“Australa numba one” got me dying lol 😂 😂😂😂

[@michaelmcculloch8517]

Do if superwog was a lawyer

[@star16me]

Superwog actually IS a lawyer, hahahahah.

[@rico_1617]

That’d be sick

[@Kzudyy]

If superwog was a news reporter

[@antonella1921]

David Conlon

[@adolfhitler719]

Oh yes please

[@feelthetingleswithlucasand1441]

David Conlon omg

[@feelthetingleswithlucasand1441]

Omg

[@feelthetingleswithlucasand1441]

OMG

[@ryanmoran5625]

“I AM NOT NIGERIAN” 😂😂😂😂😭

[@em-tee-4583]

You can tell this isn’t an American show. They would be crying at the “racism”.

[@acetyl3977]

its actually very inclusive

[@merkin4373]

3:24 Ok Listen up Snoop Dogg! Are you a Blood or Crip?! I died. Lmao. Edit: Damn, so many likes. (never had this much)

[@Gamerstar-ox3ef]

What is bloods and crips?

[@franc-8612]

Dylan Beaven two American gang

[@stoicsapiens1669]

Dylan Beaven Durade sandstorm

[@peopleauctioneer]

Aaron Edwards not funny didn’t laugh

[@ryanpius6218]

@@Gamerstar-ox3ef American Gangs.

[@jakkmoite2231]

1:41 jaylekks I’m still wid it🤣🤣

[@snwflsaint]

Small snippet blood got spilled but district drillers have now been drilled

[@olokiumutaua3402]

Cause I hit them all never ask run that ball never pass flip these guys traps cause I’m still on the flied

[@moloutaufaao5618]

I’m only 110 cuz my brothers live for that ride

[@killzgeneral402]

Pussyo. Of course cause that dogs an actor

[@stuxrt5608]

10 of them pricks tried to hold me down But they couldn’t hold shit Tell em hold this _ And I’m not that way But bruv who’s _ Does he kiss through his lady’s lips? Are you real? Your gang still out tryna make that kill? But cuz when I see em out in the field It’s mannequin challenge Everyone’s still! Now let’s blow smoke and who’s tougher Wait, let Celly breathe Let him puff up That gang all mouse no cheddar and cheese Them legs don’t run up But in protection they get on their knees Heard them lads suck up Who’s still tryna say that they better than me? Tell my man shut up! Hook: It’s no big deal if you wanna come down But you better not dash All this talk till real meets real And you hit that gas I don’t wanna hear that chat about bang! Free up the boneyard full of your gang! Say you're down And you wanna come down Till the window’s down And you piss your pants Verse 2: Say my name but cuz don’t tell lies Say my name? Better say it with pride! Like who’s saying I’ve ran from a fight? Screaming like McGregor ‘Who the fuck is this guy?!’ Fibbing is forbidden I can’t beef with them coz they chicken Just keep playing villain But in prison lad It’s still ‘News Report someone’s gone missing’ And less we forget When you called big lad for Jay Lekz “How can we squash this beef? I don’t squash no beef cuz Rush my team and get squashed in the chest” Cuz are you stuck in the head? Inmates they got stuck in the head How the fuck can you talk tough From that pussy side of the fence?! Pussy! Hook: It’s no big deal if you wanna come down But you better not dash All this talk till real meets real And you hit that gas I don’t wanna hear that chat about bang! Free up the boneyard full of your gang! Say you're down And you wanna come down Till the window’s down And you piss your pants Verse 3: So who’s in the hood? I been in your town You’ve never stepped foot This is out of bounds That night near miss got done Tagane scores one If veteran didn’t run so Carry on cuz talk that talk We’ll make it even when you grow some balls Your friends too we can go for a walk Down to the park Put the prick on all fours What? It’s still one on four But Tagg team? I got room for more Mention my name But you can never push me Young never played these games Young pussy! And I’m no racist My bullets give a fuck What your race is Lemme know where the time And the place is brah Anywhere, crosshair where the face is Pa!

[@spazoxy]

Christmas island I nearly pissed my pants

[@rjaxxxas]

"I just given him a $200 fine, I took all his pistachio's".

[@chris-cs8et]

“Australia Numbah #1!” 1:04

[@oofman9119]

ooga booga

[@HerrJaeger64]

I died

[@yashnarang4321]

Yeh and

[@reb-dom1ne]

chris is correct

[@elibutera6706]

oofman911 BYE

[@AndrewRuby]

You know your australian when this is 97% accurate

[@thomasglaister3866]

Andrew Ruby's Channel Of Stuff What 3% of this video isn't accurate?

[@dimitri9496]

+Thomas Glaister Americans

[@kimlisia7458]

you know your Australian when you cant be fucked calculating statistics

[@AndrewRuby]

Kimmi Lesea haha yes

[@newkitten6219]

"Listen up snoop dog are u a blud or a crip" LMAOOO😂😂😂

[@ezl5234]

“I’M NOT NIGERIAN!” Killed me 😆

[@benmillen5481]

Great video cya guys in a few months

[@pitto1190]

3:09 killed me XD

[@tommyluu824]

As an asian, when he said he has to learn australian values, not property values got me dead hhahahha

[@jonsnow8756]

"Alright listen up Snoop Dogg" LOST IT HAHAHA

[@jonsnow8756]

Nigerian scammer AHAHAHHA it gets even better

[@jareddsilva8486]

2:08 'passenger here has spent 5 months in la la land' 😂

[@trunke100]

Sniffer dog scene was soo funny lol

[@raphaelrahman9019]

‘This place is worse than America’ 😂😂

[@benmillen5481]

If superwog was on 7 year switch

[@sevensupergirls49]

omg yes and love resort and the voice

[@mercerchristina]

Ben Millen blahahaha

[@hayley4414]

if superwog was on married at first sight :)))

[@annie_sherbet91]

Yes. Please. 😂

[@jacklane3087]

The mr Miyagi one has me every time watched it about 20 times lmfao 😂😂

[@AbduMad]

"he's an alien" "what?" "he's an illegal alien" "what planet are you from?"

[@dogrzz7082]

"All of our islands are booked but you can go to christmas island instead do you want that?" literally the best thing i have heard all day

[@toddles9]

I love how they always put the bloopers at the end.

[@stevecox3520]

i wouldnot be able to keep a straight face in a skit with superwog omg lol the commonwealth of aussstralia

[@samsam21amb]

2:35 I thought the video was made after COVID when I saw this, but it was made in 2017.

[@Jon101Smith2]

"I took all his pistachios" A personal fave of mine

[@chok3061]

*COMMENTS* 90% quotes from the video. 9% idea suggestion for a video that they've already done. 1% legitimately good comments. (not this one)

[@pingaspearce9403]

ChokeeB How it should be.

[@spookify8086]

Then what is this comment?

[@kallumbutcher3897]

ChokeeB what about the pointless comments like yours

[@ViktorNederloe]

You’re an alien

[@Ishrath_fatima.]

Theo's smile is the best!!