Borderlands 2 - New Vault Hunter Quotes in Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

[@TylerStPeter-su5zn]

It's funny that Krieg is the only one who won't buy guns

[@BlahoMark15]

maybe there is a meat gun?

[@alolanpoochyena4445]

Maybe he wants to make his meat bicycle bigger?

[@andrewthefanboy1640]

He's also the only one who doesn't say the place smells like butts and dead people.

[@Roosterrock]

He's the melee class

[@vaalhazak9773]

*MEAT*

[@kingsteve4304]

I think we can all agree, Kreig is best class in terms of quotes.

[@tojki9325]

"Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now?" "Somebody put out the fire in my belly, put it out with knives, and bullets, and strangling or I will eat your nephews." "ORGANIC ARM-JABBERS!" Yeah, he's great for quotes. Also loads of fun to play as. The only thing stopping me from maining him is Gaige.

[@cezarydudkiewicz2990]

King Steve All other characters: "Smells like butts and dead people" Krieg : "SMELLS LIKE HOME!"

[@CrustyTheMoist]

THE FINGER PUPPETS ARE REVOLTING AGAINST ME.

[@justinroberts972]

MEAT

[@123darkelf]

King Steve yeah but Zero can come in second. I think they made him speak in haiku just so it would be funny...and badass at times.

[@bubbajoe117]

I love how Krieg doesn't change at all to fit the scenario. XD

[@mrblazeapound7856]

bubbajoe117 Same!

[@devastatheseeker9967]

bubbajoe117 It's in character still.

[@justaladdy7388]

"MEAT."

[@emrickazor2610]

I POLISHED MY RIB CAGE FOR THE MEAT PARTY!!!!!!!!!

[@Hells_Avalanche]

That's the great thing about Krieg, he's fluent in nonsense xD

[@billcipher147]

Everyone: "Smells like butts and dead people." Krieg: *_"sMeLLs LiKe hOme!"_*

[@Noah-hx5vv]

THE FINGER PUPPETS ARE REVOLTING AGAINST ME!

[@blehh_mae]

thanks for posting that! i did NOT hear that!

[@ghosttoast680]

Thanks for replying your sarcasm was needed on this four year old comment

[@originalmetalman9430]

@@ghosttoast680 5 years at this point.

[@gdelusiveplayz3609]

@@blehh_mae thank you for replying on my old account

[@iacobnicolae4530]

@@originalmetalman9430 7 years

[@CptnWolfe]

Every Vault Hunter: Guns Krieg, an intellectual: MEAT!

[@BaterWucket]

My man spittin facts

[@Pachiku93]

I love how Zer0 breaks the 4th wall constantly

[@tavianarmstrong974]

i shit you not. in my first play through of this dlc i had zero, and after that quote i did just that for the puzzle...

[@Capta1nTD]

Tavian Armstrong I tried to then my friend just punched the puzzle.

[@gdelusiveplayz3609]

It's easy to solve the puzzle but I just came cause zero said look it up online XD

[@BaterWucket]

Zer0 pretty much summed up the way everyone dealt with the puzzle

[@__fiji]

Zer0's and Krieg's quotes are the best lol

[@bloxyfenifawx6224]

Fiji even non-dlc quotes are utterly fuckong hilarious

[@bloxyfenifawx6224]

"NIPPLE SALADS!"

[@nyesis4287]

"Thank you for riding the Psycho Express, Toot-toot! All aboard, I'll be collecting your tickets, we have beverages in the DINING CAR!!!"

[@psychoslick69]

"MEAT!!"

[@clayton8009]

I agree

[@duskshadowbrony]

2:15 Zer0: Crap That was the best out-of-character line ever. I think you're missing your haikus, Zer0

[@spacecocaine1823]

Well in Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt he gets a letter that reads: ONE. And he says an even more outta character line, and he doesn't always talk in haikus... :D

[@TheDevilsAdvocate]

Jacob Stuart It was actualy the Son of Crawmerax, I played it and he says 'well thats irritatingly cryptic.'

[@spacecocaine1823]

MysticMongoose1 Oh. Woops XD

[@frankielopezs2ndchannel10]

LittleShadowGames that was my favorite quote that zero said

[@fredricknoe3114]

LittleShadowGames crappy crap Crappy Crappy Crappy Crappy Crap Crappy Crap Crap Crap

[@AAAAA-hj7dv]

Zero: what does this thing do?/how do I solve this puzzle?/do I look it up online? Me:good idea everyone will do that for sure

[@matrixphijr]

Cheeky, cheeky Gearbox...

[@crimsonlancer475]

When in doubt say *f**#ck** it I'm googling it*

[@nazimelon6653]

In the German version he says "Maybe google it?" and that caught me insanely off guard.

[@morganpriest7726]

I actually know how to do it honestly

[@nazimelon6653]

@@morganpriest7726 your parents must be so proud Im pretty sure many people do but do you see anyone stating it Jeez mate Dont do that

[@lkafjkakjf333]

I love how with the later dlc, headhunter packs, and the pre sequel, the devs finally realized that we like hear our character talk. I hope for BL3 there’s a response for every comment.

[@djordje123king]

there will be tonnes since they realised we like it.

[@Childishxmarkeeloo]

They talk a lot more but not a shit ton but you probably know this by now

[@Hells_Avalanche]

Can confirm random person from 4 years ago, our Vault Hunters speak more, but not overwhelmingly so. Gives them good unique personalities during certain moments

[@clash_blazr5095]

3:34 Sal doesn't care if he's depicted as a dwarf. He's cool with having a couple dozen hims running around

[@richardwright4809]

THE FINGER PUPPETS ARE REVOLTING AGAINST ME.

[@AAAAA-hj7dv]

lol

[@ronniefranklin2586]

“Guns and ladies... and sometimes dudes.”

[@chriskoloski32]

I'm mildly upset krieg said the spells like everyone else

[@BlahoMark15]

i hoped atleast for the fire ball he would say meat balls

[@biraptor6205]

Lightning: SHINY BLUE STUFF! Magic missile: UNICORN POOP!

[@sbraypaynt]

Dave The Gamer ooh! Did someone's daddy tell them they couldn't swear online?

[@biraptor6205]

QuiteDaPlayer_ im sorry what?

[@wrongtime9097]

Psychos in BL are violent, but not vulgar. the devs particularly pointed that out when talking about Krieg. That said, he definitely wouldn't say "unicorn poo.' he would probably say something like "Blood Sweetener" with it being slag or something like that

[@ButchersNailsEnjoyer]

2:07 that sounds like the most sane thing Krieg has said that wasn’t the voice in his head

[@tylertheultimatebadass87]

Guns and ladies. And sometimes dudes.

[@ScumTheTroll]

Lol

[@012egis]

+Tyler The Ultimate Badass yeesh gearbox is just forcing this crap down our throats

[@tylertheultimatebadass87]

+Mike Pierre There's a difference between casual hinting and forcing it down the customer's throat.

[@012egis]

Tyler The Ultimate Badass yes, and since so many npcs unnecesarily mention this, it cant be casual hinting

[@tylertheultimatebadass87]

+Mike Pierre There are heterosexual remarks too you know. Doesn't mean it's being forced down my throat.

[@MrDeathCell]

I wish i could "Punch my problem" it would make life so much easier.

[@fredricknoe3114]

vinh nguyen That's what's my dad did.

[@dripsensei6530]

Brick is living THE life

[@georgewagner1564]

I mean, you can, it's just frowned upon in most scenarios

[@reimei84]

@@fredricknoe3114 You okay there, buddy?

[@lostlunamint8148]

1:16 Imagine what that would sound like to everyone else, hearing Lilith saying that whilst trying to be in character.

[@Zack_Zander]

2:36 ”Take, like, a lot of damage.” (explode and insta-kill) Oh God I can't breath...

[@MrGlerb]

I love it when kreig talks outside of combat its so funny when there is a normal conversation going on and kreig just goes *I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE*

[@estonedreveldo735]

4:28 every single person in the universe

[@maddiebutterfly5394]

Yep

[@Diamond_2403]

Well said.

[@matrixphijr]

Cheeky Gearbox gonna be cheeky...

[@jojzor]

zer0 quotes FTW love it so much

[@Fr0stbite1801]

"Guns and ladies. And sometimes dudes" Amen to that, brother.

[@Aflay1]

Kenji1801 Amen ✊

[@zprismman4663]

I love axtons reaction to the money question, and kreig is just the best!

[@gubad7828]

Oop. Butterfingers. WHAT?! Whoopsies. WHAT?! Hands still slick from the kill. WHAT?! Whoops. WHAT?! Knew i shoulda washed my hands. WHAT?! Crap. WHAT?! That's the rules, Mordy.

[@getsplattered2156]

When krieg was saying fireball and lighting bolt krieg sounded like mister torgue

[@TheGenericVideoGamer]

4:33 zero knows how you find clues.

[@MrBryan-hr1rp]

When addressing Ellie: Everyone else: Incredibly verbose medieval old english Salvador: qUe pAsA??

[@mr.tacotaxithefirst3182]

Also Krieg: "I'LL CRACK YOUR MIND AND BEAT YOUR PROBLEMS TO DEATH"

[@NoForksGiven]

zero broke the fourth wall? surprising although he does break it when idle. btw Gaige

[@XoRandomGuyoX]

Unfortunately for her, Sir Hammerlock.

[@lyonsrawrs]

XoRandomGuyoX OH SNAP

[@shanic1411]

+XoRandomGuyoX actually hammerlock is gay

[@XoRandomGuyoX]

Shanic 14 Yes, Gaige comments on that; hence my original statement.

[@aerozaxton3541]

NoForksGiven I don't particularly like her

[@mekhj4278]

*I'LL CRACK YOUR MIND AND BEAT YOUR PROBLEMS TO DEATH* my favorite Krieg is always when he's being genuine and actually makes sense while remaining insane

[@leviathan0556]

krieg and zero funny as hell

[@AAAAA-hj7dv]

+Leviathan05 ikr

[@gdelusiveplayz3609]

So true

[@RjKumar111GunnerRj]

Hey this area / Smells vaguely of butts and death / An unpleasant stench

[@RicoTheExMongolianSlave]

1:12 she sounds like pickle from borderlands the pre sequel

[@jsp6855]

O H

[@courtneyhill1170]

Holy- You're right 😂

[@infinityfive0]

lol Krieg makes everything better

[@Travrinity]

THE FINGER PUPPETS ARE REVOLTING AGAINST ME!

[@Anon-mu8re]

4:09 *_THE MIND FLAYERS ARE AT IT AGAIN! THE PUZZLING PAIN!_*

[@BaterWucket]

*M E A T.*

[@khalilal-bukhari7042]

THAT IS AWESOME-salvador

[@proverbialking3452]

Reverend Anton Salvador Lannister

[@swordcollection]

4:10 Mind flayers. Stealth shout out

[@SerHeadwig]

"Hello Madam. What troubles you?" "I'LL CRACK OPEN YOUR MIND AND BEAT YOUR PROBLEMS!"

[@ShadesEdge]

Lol. Kreig is the only one who didn't want a gun

[@matrixphijr]

I appreciate that you went through each one in alphabetical order and held the same gun in your hand for each character.

[@ghostface6387]

"I punch her problems" #wholesome

[@randomheadshot4291]

4:34 literally everyone the first 5 seconds of looking at that damn thing

[@jdogpayne238]

I love Krieg's dialogue.

[@JDavies345]

Smells like HOME

[@jdogpayne238]

Indeed.

[@RicoTheExMongolianSlave]

Joshua Payne MEAT

[@gruffen4]

i would pay money to see the main characters argue during the game instead of just hearing it

[@Megaboom-ml2fq]

I know everyone here loves Kreig's voice lines but where's the love for gaige we actually get to hear her talk which she doesn't do enough she is my personal favourite vault hunter

[@Hivedragon]

I always main her.

[@itsjustsilver8172]

4:16 Literally me whenever I do anything

[@Datboiladin0]

4:29 Me whenever I do anything

[@cpt.dandilion1231]

Did Gaige kinda sound like pickle when she talked to Ellie or am I hearing things?

[@davissmedley5937]

0:16 Is it just me or did Axton sound almost EXACTLY like Ryan Reynolds with that quote?

[@GabedalfTheWhite]

Ah Kreig, you never fail to be awesome and funny. All that meat to make a meat bicycle for two

[@dedsec_2389]

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Kreig: *sMeLlS lIkE hOmE*

[@fool3609]

Bruh, you forgot the hiccups in claptrap's side quest when you use the pistol thingy

[@jumanjicostco3248]

Get Gaige, Maya, and Zer0 for your dnd games. They passed the roleplay test. "But Zer0..." Ehhhhp- Shut it

[@grimmSOL]

Amazing how 7 years later, I still hear new dialogue. This game is one of the best of all time.

[@Zylic]

Guys no matter what charecter you play The Lava is still rising

[@somerandompersonwithoutapr6894]

GET TO HIGH GROUND!

[@ineedpineapples]

"THE FINGER PUPPETS ARE REVOLTING AGAINST ME!"

[@firstcooommment3675]

2:07 He's probably sane right there.

[@billcipher147]

4:08 Stranger Things Season 3 in a nutshell.

[@firstfractal5785]

*Winnie the Poo looking lazy* : Axton, Gaige, Maya, and Salvador *Winnie the Poo in suit and tie* : Kreig and Zer0

[@AutobotOrso91296]

Love how Krieg references Mind Flayers at the cube puzzle

[@georgewagner1564]

The ending to this gets me in the feels everytime

[@Darigosh]

When sal says that is awesome is awesome when all the dwarves look like him the only difference between other characters if there is no Salvador is that it sounds farther away

[@xXYannuschXx]

Oh, so this is where they got the idea for having the Vault Hunters actually talk in Pre Sequel. Kinda like they adapted the humor from the BL1 General Knoxx DLC :D

[@chaosfire9130]

Zero made a haiku of butts XD

[@lordscrubugus9897]

Krieg, a man filled with such wise words...

[@mcgfn]

Also hearing Zer0 give one defeated "Crap" is amazing

[@PANZERWAFFLZ]

Why is zero always talking into a styrofoam cup?

[@atteranenforcer5263]

Probably an effect of his voice muffled inside his mask...

[@PANZERWAFFLZ]

***** This leads to the question, what is Zero? That'd make sence if he were a person, but then again, most people argue that he is a robot. If so, wouldnt a voice make more sence to be outside the suit? Guess we'll never know.

[@graciousviker7331]

Emi Wakeshima well i don know lets see 4 fingers a head that shows a robot eye called n4tc4n0n and umm a sword yeah i got nothing

[@graciousviker7331]

Emi Wakeshima well can alien make that wierd red thing on his face?

[@chanceappel3089]

+Golden Bmanz zer0s not an alien he's a robot

[@champorado2875]

"Guns and ladies. And sometimes traps".

[@TyrannoWright]

Krieg is a genuine Borderlands mood.

[@Flashjack1]

what happened to Zer0's voice it's different to his badassed mysterious voice

[@BaterWucket]

4:29 Zer0 pretty much summed up the way to solve this lol

[@OneEyedKingNL]

look it up online? GODDAMMIT ZER0, YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL

[@Player-3]

Haha thanks so much for doing this, must have taken a shit long time to capture!

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

The idea of Lilith speaking like Krieg is kinda funny lol

[@sippypithon234]

I love how Krieg always yells it

[@undeadhound3402]

Maya: Oh that’s bull! I’m REALLY good at picking stuff up!

[@ZZZ-xq9pk]

gaige is so cute ... she was kind of a boring class to play as tho so i switched to zer0 but i really missed her quotes. the voice actress did a fantastic job at making her sound spunky without being cliche or annoying. thanks for uploading these.

[@upgrade-up9pu]

i like how zero just says crap

[@chaoswolf1999]

MEAT.

[@yohanguy8216]

Too bad Gearbox didn’t continue the usage of character scripted dialogues in Commander Lilith DLC. Can only imagine how the Vault Hunters react to meeting Vaughn (especially with Zero having met Vaughn previously in Tales from the Borderlands, as the Commander Lilith DLC is set after Tales), or even a dialogue for just letting Tina launch the missile. Would’ve made it more enjoyable

[@itsjustsilver8172]

It’s funny to think that all this is being said by Lilith

[@BlitzedNostradamus]

Took me 6 years to realize Zer0 speaks in haikus. Granted, I never actually played him prior to watching this. Or heard him speak.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Magic Missile! Magic Missile! Magic Missile! Magic Missile!

[@MedicineSkyFeathersProductions]

“The finger puppets are revolting against me.” Well I think it’s time to do a Krieg play through.

[@harryguidotti3815]

*Gun flies away* Zer0: ...Crap...

[@andrewamp1]

Zer0's lines are the best.

[@ElZamo92]

Man, I frigin’ LOVE this game...

[@ramonbarrera3744]

5:22 how is it damn near 6 years since I've touched this game and only now am I finding out that Axton (the character I used) is bi.

[@Ektorp88]

I love Gaige's voice

[@guva5063]

I love how for the reward part they all say guns except Kreig who wants meat

[@rougerabbit1409]

Zero with the 4th wall breaks

[@markkimuszer0]

Gaige Voice remembered me of pickle's

[@ThisFace]

When Krieg uses magic grenades, it doesn't sounds like proper word XD It's like Frrbalp! LatneBab! Majkmssssssl!!! I'm dying here lol

[@papiflame5709]

It will be interesting to see krieg as an npc in bl3

[@sharkdude7]

Kreig and Zer0 are the best

[@ACrazedGaming]

Smells like home I love krieg

[@CorpsePrincezz]

1:11 i didn’t know Lady Elizabeth Medford was in the game

[@Gat720Dua]

So basically, everyone wants a gun... Seems legit.

[@apurdie9352]

well, krieg just wants meat.

[@Gat720Dua]

I wouldn't be surprise if the meat is shape like a gun.

[@apurdie9352]

@@Gat720Dua yeah that sounds about right

[@pexoto5093]

I just realised how much Gaige's voice lines passes out the exact same vibe as Star from Star versus the Forces of Evil

[@cal5964]

In the German Version ZER0 says at the puzzle “maybe just google it”

[@lunacocoa22]

Thanks for the video~

[@bartbalart]

Krieg: “smells like home” 😂