Boss, those are just kids. Don't hurt them.

[@OnimariO96]

Oh shit, we almost reached two (2) milestones at the same time. First one being the gigantic amount of views. We got five time the cardinality of natural numbers in views, which is completely unbelievable! It's also wild to notice that 5 years have already passed. Thanks for watching and enjoying my shitposting magnum opus. Second milestone is the fact we almost reached 10'000 comments. While this number is definitely nothing compared to the amount of view, I still think it's noticeable. Not because it's 10'000 comments. But rather, because it's 10'000 people doing the same fucking Anakin joke over and over and over again, thinking they're 1) funny, 2) original. Stop commenting on this video holy shit.

[@TXPZ998]

Lol

[@mosterfire1737]

How

[@tastydumpling9909]

Dude they were just kids why did you do that

[@ReXoRofc]

Snake hates kids

[@trashcan8769]

Congrats :))))))))

[@jedimario8860]

“It’s only a warcrime if you lose,” Snake said, “and I’m not about to lose to a bunch of children.”

[@juniorjunior5884]

That's too good.

[@bonzibuddy956]

omg

[@Cybermat47]

Actually, I don’t think killing child soldiers is a war crime. I mean, they are trying to kill you.

[@winstonsallet9541]

@@Cybermat47 exactly. Killing legitimate combatants does not count as a war crime.

[@lopamurblamo]

@@winstonsallet9541 However, TRAINING child soldiers is a warcrime

[@marcorigon2909]

Boss, you killed a child... Amazing! Mission completed! S-rank

[@getajobmate1281]

Yes! That right there is why you're the best, boss.

[@FeyTheBin]

[@Dremsilruth]

They're gonna tell stories about this one, boss!

[@stealtho]

*Naruto Reference

[@icang5750]

@@getajobmate1281 The One And Only!

[@Malcirus]

“Boss, those are just kids, don’t hurt them” Snake: *Today they become men*

[@frankreagas1567]

Lmaoooo 😂

[@smoore6840]

Please no I don’t want to become a man

[@hmmmm9174]

" *_Dead Men_*

[@bluedefalt4097]

No u become a man when u fight snake

[@NoobsDudes]

Lol

[@Gael_Ultima]

Bethesda: "Children cannot be killed in our games" Konami: TACTICAL TAKEDOWN

[@cerealkiller5599]

Bethesda: Children cannot be killed in our games" Modders: Are you sure about that?

[@napoleonbonaparte9815]

@@cerealkiller5599 exactly, i got those mods just for that.

[@itachi6523]

What about High on life annoying freshmeat boy !

[@cyrilc5846]

Bethesda : "Children cannot be killed in our games" Interplay (black isle) : The f*ck are you talking about ?!

[@A_very_tinly_can]

@@cerealkiller5599 bruh i got fo4 just to fuck around with mods, I ended up shooting and eating Pipers kid with the killable children mod and the cannibal perk while Piper just kinda stood there watching😭💀

[@thevgm5478]

“Boss don’t hurt them. They’re just kids” Snake: Hrrrg these hands are rated E for everyone

[@sorted3090]

Underrated comment

[@zain1132]

XD fucking cracked me up

[@iisnipezii4352]

Omg lol

[@Chaotic-Star-3-6-9]

My sides holy fuck

[@Bananaman431]

The VGM big brain joke

[@majorborngusfluunduch8694]

Looks like Eli got bad grades on his report card again...

[@iamgod5760]

Good thing I'm not his father 😅

[@majorborngusfluunduch8694]

shhhhhhh, he doesn't need to know that ;)

[@iamzeek2000]

Eli calls him Uncle Venom

[@Mobius_118]

+John Doe Looks like it's time to bring out the Stun Arm again.

[@HEADSHOTPROLOL]

Oh come on guys, this isn't the 60s anymore Just put him in the capture cage instead

[@Joshofthecloud]

"What would you do if there was a child right in front of you"

[@akm7463]

Boss, those are just kids. Don't hurt them.

[@mrcactus6081]

thatblackplayer fucking destroy them

[@financialproblems9308]

*shoots shotgun and stomps on little children *

[@miksuko]

the sticklord blasts*

[@ethanlloyd6422]

Me personally? FIRE!

[@holitinne]

Soldier1: “Where’s the boss?” Solider2: “He’s on some mission to save child soldiers.” Soldier1: “What a guy! I’m glad he’s my boss!” Snake:

[@vihj3645]

He's saving them from the pain of existing in an Metal Gear game

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@vihj3645 "Pain of Existing" huh? So *what the heck did you meant here* right...🤔?

[@FernandoSoares6]

*I need to see your boss" "Cabron, the BOSS"

[@awii.neocities]

@@rahadianaryo5979 the phantom pain

[@Dominated001]

the pain... THE PAIN!!! *explodes and dies*

[@VenomSnakee]

"I remember when Big Boss saved me from being a child soldier, I mean he did punch me in the face while going the speed of a Cheetah on cocaine, but it was still worth it"

[@arthurtavares7430]

BEST COMMENT

[@Mobius_118]

+BOSS I also distinctly remember him Tea Bagging me afterwards.

[@EvilPaladin11]

I was in the infirmary for about a month for a broken cheek bone, from when he punched me in the face with his metal robo hand while sprinting.

[@ThatBloodraven0145]

Venom Snake I remember when boss beat me then picked me up and threw me off the mother base platform

[@mercury2157]

he punched you? lucky. he shot me with 5 full mags of a rubber bullet rifle

[@catto7274]

The teacher when the class starts packing up their things 28 seconds before school ends

[@georgelopes4589]

Underrated

[@maxvader1000]

Bro wholy fuck I have one teacher who does this she goes ape shit

[@callmecarsonsalad250]

@@maxvader1000 it's mostly every fucking teacher it's stupid

[@callmecarsonsalad250]

@Erykaldo 120 I agree but so what

[@perfidy7955]

LMAO

[@madlarkin8]

How to determine if it is a military age male: Have gun? *military age male*

[@nicholasortiz7864]

Do BB guns count?

[@andrewrosales9859]

Slayer boy 2008 always

[@yegor2]

remember, no children

[@johnny221__]

aaaaaaaaaand that's enough KZbin for today........

[@chadkingoffuckmountain970]

@@fleshangel489 nice shitpost

[@realkingofantarctica]

"Boss, you killed a child! I'm aborting this mission!" "Don't you think we've done enough aborting today, Kaz?" *"BOSS NO!!"*

[@joeligma4721]

LMAO

[@gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750]

"BOSS YES"

[@spy948]

Call it a late abortion

[@KingLich451]

​@@gilgameshthetreasurehunter2750Ocelot:

[@dashawnverma7629]

Omfg 😭

[@thatguy555]

"How to deal with school bullies" Parents: Just ignore them Grandparents:

[@Ben-jl2rh]

Yes, beat them and their friends untill they beg you for mercy. And then show them none.

[@thatguy555]

@@Ben-jl2rh Thank you grandma

[@DrakoNotDraco]

K

[@imthatjay]

I read this just as the teabagging at the end was playing lmao

[@archise3191]

@@Ben-jl2rh thanks uncle Ben

[@superheriber27]

Big Boss: Okay Liquid, lets visit your uncle Venom Eli: NOOOOOO

[@nmeister007]

**Afghanistan flashbacks intensify**

[@1Slo5ooh]

Wait Eli is liquid

[@superheriber27]

+Dallas the leader none of mgs fans pay attention or something?

[@superheriber27]

+N_Meister i just love your comment xD

[@Ezio999Auditore]

Ya okkkk? CP CP This is Delta fier!!!!!!!!!! Schlaaaag verstoreeeeen!!!!!

[@John-cg8to]

Anakin Skywalker: "This is where the fun begins!"

[@gamenitroz5051]

And so luigi died

[@Ib_z_Ib]

XDDDD

[@yop186]

Good one

[@yop186]

@Re Le interesting...

[@yop186]

@Re Le 👍

[@Reeereeeonthabea]

"Boss don't hurt them. They're just kids" Snake: *EVEN BETTER*

[@ForeverN00Bish]

You killed the child soldiers? Well, they weren't one of the targets but that should put a hole in their defenses. Glorious.

[@BlueBloodedReaper]

+Mason Hatcher he used an airgun, and every other thing just stuns too.

[@justken1337]

+Ib- It was a joke fuccboi

[@BlueBloodedReaper]

+The Cook k then

[@SilverBulletPierce]

+Ib- Anti-air radars son, have you not heard of them?

[@GreenKane]

XD

[@sebastianpowers5353]

*Boss they're just kids don't hurt them* *Oh God he has airpods in, he can't hear us!!!*

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

NO GOD NOOOOOOO

[@tommybro5313]

*hear

[@sebastianpowers5353]

@@tommybro5313 oh right

[@RavenBirbwen]

Oh God, oh fuck.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

General Grevious Dammit, you beat me to it by 6 minutes

[@Owbe1]

“They’re just children” Snake: *_dam...I kinda didn’t ask_*

[@km11killer71]

WOW I didn't ask

[@minecraftsteve8625]

I missed the part where that's my problem

[@good__person]

Damn That's crazy Bro, but did I ask?

[@Zero-ek2wr]

I must have amnesia because i don't remember asking

[@victuz]

Damn... I went full Adam Jensen.

[@lnguyen-1290]

Charles: "They're just kids." Eric: "They WERE kids."

[@combativeintel8702]

"Would you hit a kid for a million dollars" Literally everyone:

[@klutzycactusgaming1188]

By the end: You'd have 28 million dolloars

[@corbandonlon8912]

Ha I'll do it for free

[@SolarBoy204]

This is the true gender equality

[@JohnFortniteKennedy_]

@@SolarBoy204 gender equality?

[@amarson2322]

@@corbandonlon8912 *BRUH*

[@ertugrulbae46]

"They're just children. Don't hurt them" The child: *Pulls out an AK-47*

[@StarkSpider24]

Venom Snake: *pulls out the Super Bean Bag Shotgun and Rocket fist*

[@Shawnmiller1903]

"Rocket Punch!!!!"

[@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent]

*SVG-76

[@ljrnation9341]

Lol

[@hamoodhabi1850]

I mean i think in real life if a kid starts shooting at you with a ak47 you can kill them

[@druzzi9054]

“How to get rid of bullies in school” Google: tell a teacher or stand up for yourself Bing:

[@Rexoblu]

Deruzzi bing always binging it with their bing shit

[@GAMERtheGHOST_]

R/cursed comments

[@WorldWalker128]

Well, telling a teacher almost always makes things worse, so that leaves only one option, then.

[@elpaletero123]

@@GAMERtheGHOST_ r/foundthemobileuser

[@zer0_logicc217]

Pumped Up Kicks start playing

[@holitinne]

“CQC is for everyone, even children.” -Big Boss (probably)

[@sicc]

"get off my damn lawn"

[@axolotl7155]

"Damn punks"

[@axolotl7155]

@Bladekill1298 I know that movie, but just felt like adding those words.

[@Alan_The_Jaguar]

*USA anthem plays agresivly on the background*

[@Alan_The_Jaguar]

@Bladekill1298 yes, You know because boomers and inmigrants

[@Alan_The_Jaguar]

@Bladekill1298 why?

[@ranger-rj2ym]

"What would you do if you saw a poor African child soldier right in front of you?" Continues to fire the minigun from the helicopter on them.

[@Dewon2301]

NO ! USE A METAL GEAR :)))))

[@Dreav344]

Hahahaha

[@RyujiisWaifu]

I called in fire support and blew the place up

[@Dewon2301]

TIMETOGAME LETS GO just throw a metal gear :)

[@johndoe45357]

TIMETOGAME LETS GO Same 😂

[@_MrMoney]

"Master Skywalker...?"

[@prhet199]

*menacingly pulls out lightsaber*

[@UKEDNHAT7]

@@prhet199 oh fuk

[@theimperialyank]

You done fucked yourself when you reminded him that he wasn't a Master

[@youshallnotpass3937]

Wut a we goin to dou?

[@yek636]

There are too many of them

[@pronemanatee6861]

Eli’s beat down being perfectly synced with the beat of take on me is the best part

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

“Boss, those are just kids don’t hurt them” *1 hr of shattered ribs, concussions, and broken bones later.* “Great job boss!” *Gets rank S*

[@ketchup2147]

Kaz said he hates kids and kids with guns

[@TheEsdaniel]

If the mission's lasts 1 hour I doubt he gets a S

[@fenrisvermundr2516]

@@TheEsdaniel I once S-Ranked a mission that lasted 3

[@TheEsdaniel]

@@fenrisvermundr2516 wow

[@SuperiorSquid]

“Master Skywalker, there are too many of them... What are we going to do?”

[@FezaanAliHussain]

Oooooof you need more likes

[@holitinne]

*ignites lightsaber.*

[@alfze_]

lmaoiiiooo

[@hapi2887]

This is where the fun begins

[@Venatorion]

When I saw this, that was what came to mind that and how ducked up this is...

[@mateuszmazurek6080]

Haven't seen that much of younglings get slaughtered in a while

[@aloofagain9471]

Yes just yes

[@holoreturns]

Lmao you just... your pro pic and name omg it works so well

[@milksalmon]

Oh hello there

[@flyingpotato2521]

General kenobi Your a bold one

[@KarterIsNotOnAcid]

Holy shit 😂

[@HowToChangeName]

While using child soldier is war crime, they're still count as combatant according to Geneva.

[@humanity_moment.]

That sucks. Imagine being forced to kill a kid, because it's either you or them?

[@reihalive]

"Boss, don't hurt them. They're just kids." *Me : So anyways, I started blasting.*

[@KhaosInductionCreator]

Sweetmis *with my stun shotgun*

[@thefricking5407]

Ok

[@wirexin7660]

-"Boss those are just kids, don't hurt them!'' -FIREE

[@TheWildPizza]

If they can crawl they can brawl.

[@invaderspoods4683]

If there age is on the clock then its time to use the glock

[@TheWildPizza]

@@invaderspoods4683 LMAO

[@totalawesomeness2310]

Venom 'If they walk on two feet they can be beat' Snake

[@Exucuted]

Total awesomeness You made me stop laughing

[@davidhatcher7016]

True

[@aPimpNamedSlickback4484]

0:51 I love the terminator sprint he does after that one child to beat his ass, you can feel the fear in him

[@jonasburgo6753]

"Dont matter the size of your enemy, give your best"

[@ilikepigeons6101]

I'll use that as my reasoning from now one 'Size matters not'

[@alexandrefillot9600]

@@ilikepigeons6101 Not gonna lie it's making me think about a guy named Leitos the giants killer, he's a merc that was particularly small so he was laughed about it until he killed someone twice his height, since, it's a compliment.

[@kenshi3821]

Jailson mendes?

[@duke920]

Sigma rule 976:

[@joaovitorfarinabraga690]

“Boss you killed a child.....AMAZING, that’s why your the big boss around here “

[@Mr.Crosshaven]

*DING SOUND* S Rank

[@nob0dii610]

2020 is just a number

[@The_mg]

@@nob0dii610 so is 2021.....

[@nob0dii610]

@@The_mg yes

[@hugoguh1]

"AMAZING, they're gonna tell stories about this one boss!"

[@c01onel]

"Boss, those are just kids, don't hurt them" "Kids are cruel, Jack"

[@solidusdrift6133]

"And I'm touch with my INNER CHILD"

[@chillguy7687]

-Fucking Invincible Man 2018

[@AMMB]

You can bem crueler than that, Jack!

[@CarlosMorales-vh1py]

I feel ya

[@danieln6613]

@@wowwhatacleverandoriginaln9416 just like the good ol' days of Columbine

[@d.n5287]

1:17 Remember, Venom Snake is a perfect shadow of Big Boss and so the real Big Boss would do that. No wonder Liquid hates Big Boss.

[@angelomordini6779]

“Boss, you tbagged a child, I’m aborting this mission”

[@StarkSpider24]

“Should’ve told their mother to ab-..” “No!”

[@angelomordini6779]

@@StarkSpider24 😂😂

[@pointythecactus5469]

What game says that, i can't remember

[@deweybiggs3074]

@@pointythecactus5469 mgsv

[@T-904]

Ahh I can already feel the abortion jokes

[@Peachpilled]

HOW MANY YOUNGLINGS ANAKIN

[@johnanakinsolo7445]

Not enough....

[@sharangcool]

you are so majestic

[@Peachpilled]

Corypheus dad

[@scottprice4955]

All of them.

[@yegormeleshko773]

Lion Doge Not enough apparently, Padme is dead and I am stitched for life.

[@emperorpalpatine7356]

When your parents see your report card

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

Helsin The Cat your dad must really hate you ey

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

Helsin The Cat it can only get better my friend, if you're still in high school or university prove the fucker wrong ey?

[@claudy8857]

Hands be flying at you

[@claudy8857]

Hands be flying at you

[@lad5912]

"this is where the fun begins"

[@commenterforfun5154]

"boss don't hurt them, they are just kids" *So anyway i started blasting*

[@paultheboba]

"If he can crawl, he can brawl." - Random Milf Hunter

[@paultheboba]

@Mahapatra Shashwat I see you are too

[@peppapiggod4689]

Baby Stand

[@paultheboba]

@@peppapiggod4689 Fun Fact: Kakyoin is the only person that knew Death 13 exists.

[@yes43434]

donut

[@spektr_]

cockyoin

[@yelnik1070]

How to deal with bullies Parents: call the teacher The cool uncle:

[@spongyafiu2138]

Parents in call with grandpa:those are just kids don't hurt them Grandpa:

[@rhyscallinan4402]

Those are just kids Me: they WERE just kids

[@Icariness]

Google: Ask a grown-up. Bing:

[@Ouroboros_609]

Grandpa: Back then if your dad hit you, you hit em back and have a beer with him. Times are different now, I'm not as young as I used to be son *Puts flash grenade in Lunchbox of bully and proceeds to beat him with a rifle*

Unoriginal comment

[@bajsbrev4651]

Bethesda take note

[@keiko3520]

Agard Viking oh yes please

[@Pablovru]

Don't punch Nate pls

[@mounsterchef]

War, war never changes.

[@Lightningranger24]

Loads mini nuke into fatman, overlooking Little Lamplight "Kept you waiting, huh".

[@corlgrimes5960]

Braith needs a beating. Grelod the Kind was doing all of Skyrim a favor.

[@norreras343]

It's been 8 years... Still as good as i remember it ahajajajaa

[@Rabomoje]

Fr

[@seb99342]

I first started watching this in 2017 when I heard about the Rocket punch meme

[@ghetis396]

Master Skywalker! There are too many of them! What are we going to do?

[@No-uz8vv]

Ghetis 396 Close your eyes and count to 100 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).I am just going to trow a fairy dust at you...

[@danielm8656]

Skywalker2500. Ok daddy

[@creeperproductionsgma4130]

Lol

[@joaoarthur6487]

oh god i still remember that scene

[@mamamiazakaria7481]

The kid that said "Master Skywalker" but his lips didn't sync at all

[@idontcare6736]

“There’s only one thing worse than a soldier. Boom.” *“A child.”* “No.”

[@randomguy-ns2tc]

I can almost see it

[@randomguy-ns2tc]

😂🔥👌👌

[@iisnipezii4352]

“A child soldier”

[@PanzerKitsune-]

Hey look it's real combat footage of UNITED NATIONS PEACE KEEPERS

[@RD-jd8hq]

Vine❤

[@MikhailPashkovski]

Not even younglings survived...

[@Worldhistory_urdu_hindi]

ironic

[@Arthur-ex4yj]

Darth Tashfeen cut by lightsaber they were.

[@NakedusSnake777]

@@Arthur-ex4yj it's over Anakin! I have the HIGH GROUND now!

[@spingleblort4524]

SPONGE POWER you underestimate my powers

[@NakedusSnake777]

@@spingleblort4524 you were supposed to destroy the Sith not join them!

[@kalbomonster]

“Boss, those are just kids, dont hurt them” They wont get hurt if they dont feel pain anymore

[@HelloKittySGTC]

"Don't kill the kids" Me (an adult): But they have guns. They can shoot at me. It's not fair.

[@idsfxtm5759]

Thats how mafia works

[@MrJonezy541]

*Stomps feet*

[@idsfxtm5759]

@@MrJonezy541 good meme

[@dovisu]

Gun them down with bare fists

[@cyantile5490]

They're not kids... Not anymore

[@nineball4544]

''Boss those are kids, don't hurt them!'' ''FİREEEEEEEEE'

[@realarchitectandinteriorde6230]

aint nobody tell big boss what to do

[@apodavis4401]

"Watch those wrist rockets"

[@TheManeymon]

"yea that armor worked REEL WELL didn't it?"

[@tripstersteni5788]

ApoDavis was that a star was battlefront 2 reference?

[@apodavis4401]

Issac Falloutguy Yup

[@godfather5595]

When that one kid at the restaurant won't stop crying

[@yunpeiyang4904]

When those kids won't stop crying in the middle of a flight.

[@creeperproductionsgma4130]

100th like

[@roachdoggjr4285]

tactical takedown

[@gunner1042]

I know right

[@alexgavril1847]

godfather55595 *RELATABLE*

[@zerrierslizer1]

i remember doing that one mission where you are supposed to rescue some of the kids that "ran away" and the one at the tower in Afghanistan fell off before the mission ever started, so i was about to land, but then Miller cut me off and told me that i killed a child, only then to somehow glitch the game and get a mission success where he told me "that right there is why your the best boss!" and i swear to god, i have never been as confused in that gmae as i was at that exact moment.

[@GravityGuava]

This is an absolute lie, but it's pretty funny

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@GravityGuava as if you would know lol.

[@GravityGuava]

@@zerrierslizer1 The part where you rescue the runaway kids is a side op, not a mission, so there is no mission results screen

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@GravityGuava and that is why i am confused dude, as it shouldnt have happened. did you not read the comment fully??

[@nappyheaded]

@@zerrierslizer1 I hate that mission. I had to figure out how to assign soldiers to get a special item to evacuate that child stuck in the tower in Afghanistan. It made me almost want to quit the game.

[@Doom_Guy__]

3 years later this is still on my recommended. *And it's still a masterpiece.*

[@aries9269]

I know.

[@אופקפינסקר]

Same here man i know

[@fleshangel489]

This happens when you are too gae

[@Sydney-rf2om]

I watched it so many times

[@deeceewinxie1798]

Sephiroth Oh, hi there, Sephiroth! Didn’t expect to see you looking through KZbin! XD

[@familymember3478]

"No matter how small your opponent are....give them all you got" - Facebook guy

[@Cyrogenesis.]

@@tomhayward3634 *cool uncle

[@golucid745]

Me against cockroaches

[@familymember3478]

@@golucid745 yeaahhhh!!!!

[@golucid745]

@@familymember3478 Gotta practice those roundhouse kicks and falcon punches. And those BJJ armbars.

[@familymember3478]

@@golucid745 yeaahhhh!!!!!, My maan!!!!👍

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

When you see children in any video game.

[@andreabasalto]

*When you see children.

[@epicroy13]

Andrea Baschieri Yes Officer this comment right here

[@uno3542]

Spiderman 2 Ballon kid

[@jon1851]

@piping piping r/wooosh

[@OriginalMice45]

piping piping When you see kid (in real life)

[@panzerboidasixth6892]

*"It's not a War Crime if the kids were armed"*

[@VeonV1]

Spoilers, realized this last second lol "Hey Liquid, why do you hate Big Boss so much?" *flashes back to Big Boss teabagging him on a wrecked ship as a child*

[@paoloschroeter4264]

lmao

[@Cat5_]

Lel

[@darkmattergamesofficial]

What are Mario and Luigi's views on child soldiers? Mario: "children should be protected from harm, regardless of the circumstances." Luigi: "if it can crawl, it can brawl!"

[@seed5750]

No wonder snake respects Luigi in smash🤔

[@donkeykongisytpooping3002]

@@seed5750 But he’s not in Smash. Solid Snake is but not Venom Snake.

[@seed5750]

@@donkeykongisytpooping3002 ye I know all the snakes, but I also referring to in mg2 when solid snake talks to the child soldiers, I rlly didn't notice him being against the idea of child soldiers, I might be wrong cuz I played that a long time ago.

[@donkeykongisytpooping3002]

@@seed5750 He was against Big Boss’s ideas. Big Boss thought having child soldiers was perfectly fine. If Solid Snake thought it was okay he would have joined Big Boss’s side instead of killing him.

[@punkydamonkey989]

I feel like Mario would actually say Luigis line

[@AnakinSkywakka]

Don't fuck with Big Medic, he'll break your arm and fix it again.

[@kraftpunk1712]

lol

[@Erkaryos]

Big Medic lmao xD

[@Diurdii]

CURAZY DIAMOND DOG!!!!

[@bobswolfie2001]

I think Big Medic is going to be my official name for Venom now.

[@giygas_9577]

He'll break your arm and then fix it so he can break it again.

[@muffinman7932]

When people think kids are untouchable gods, real badasses show up.

[@kyawthu755]

For just 50 cents 50 measly cents You can prevent an African child from becoming a child soldier And instead get beaten up by Venom Snake

[@viralesgladio3672]

That’s not solid snake it’s venom snake Spoiler below He’s not the real big boss either

[@gustavoaugusto1574]

*Venom Snake

[@wwspd7105]

@@viralesgladio3672 *gasp*

[@lk6912]

Just 25 cents is all it takes....

[@gracecalis5421]

"Boss, those are just kids. Dont hurt the-" **F I R E**

[@ChuchusHuee]

crack me up evertime

[@scottprice4955]

Miller: *throws down headset and walks away angrily*

[@GoonaTVhi]

"Boss, they are just kids DONT hurt them" "I think your breaking up, bad signal...Hurt them? ok"

[@Dim.g0v]

GoonaTV *you're

[@BudokaiMan-mr9tw]

GoonaTV FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@piratedgenes]

Can't believe this masterpiece is already 5 years old.

[@demenetori7976]

They might be kids, *but this is the USA*

[@RonnieBondayy]

'Murica

[@jagermain2381]

Life is a joke this is america

[@demenetori7976]

Michael King Middle east is a puppet to USA anyway

[@RayTC]

SPREADING FREEDOM TO OTHER COUNTRIES, 1 BULLET AND 1 ACCEPTABLE CASUALTY AT A TIME for the modest fee of all your oil

[@jayc.2100]

Life is a joke NO. T H I S. I S. S P A R T A

[@riskybus6553]

When you realize that people were more outraged over quiet than the child soldiers.

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

Priorities

[@GammaRingHunter]

Good point

[@danthepleb9244]

I was more outraged at the fact that you can't kill the kids an eye for an eye they kill me I kill all of them

[@riskybus6553]

@@danthepleb9244 Hey atleast you can stun them.

[@thebatman68]

@@danthepleb9244 hurting is worse, so that's a win

[@mafexsyreum4322]

"Boss don't hurt them.They're just a kid" Snake : I miss the part where that's my problem

[@seed5750]

Bully maguire

[@price6211]

**Starts dancing like Bully Maguire**

[@universesbiggestdouchebag8350]

Going to put some dirt in their eye

[@EagleEye-rw5pn]

Ahh...Look a little Eli Jr, Gonna Cry?

[@theguynooneremembers1148]

Gonna cry

[@il1680]

"Kids are cruel Jack"

[@RealSamalamander]

Boss, have you lost your mind!? Maybe you're not the Big Boss we hoped for after all.

[@itsacharcoalice]

... "FIRE"

[@mooganify]

+itsacharcoalice Ayyy I see what you did there.

[@rustymullet3337]

Kid: *gets bullied Teachers: *does nothing* Kid: chews gum Teachers:

[@eatpoptarts6383]

Real shit

[@hanyaoranglain5455]

Calling Teachers by Their First Name

[@FinerGore]

Tbh that actually fukin happened to my friend lolo

[@toffee5266]

666th like

[@fumbiadegbesan5571]

Sad but true

[@jonahdunn5298]

lmfao at 0:47 when he shoots them with bean bags and then chases the last on down with full grown, war veteran, strength and speed to unleash the most devastating facial assault you have ever had the opportunity to witness.

[@o0Beau0o]

Jonah Dunn Lmao then stomps on em

[@thedenseone6443]

Jonah Dunn children are just small men

[@damianskiii4728]

Jonah Dunn And the running Animation xD

[@Xamp1256]

He delivered that punch to the face with his prosthetic arm... Thats gonna leave a mark.

[@shadecross451]

LMAO i can't stop laughin

[@Vanzuiden]

1:06 “Taaaaake meeeeee onnnnnnn” “So that ‘commander’ thinks he can take you on.”

[@jonho95]

I didnt know you could play as my dad in this game

[@astromen7063]

U have no dad

[@boiiii9042]

jonho95 damn that’s depressing. Which is good.

[@tk-5509]

Oof

[@boyuey6208]

B..bad day?

[@ilikebigbuttsandicannotden3753]

Lmao I'm fucking done

[@rattleheadv3855]

"Would you punch a little children for 100 bucks" Me:

[@yourmom9283]

U gained the bet u got 1 Million bucks

[@summbuddie9120]

Shit I’d do it for free

[@fleshyindividual3220]

"a little children" ???

[@mystery785]

Samy ahmed lol

[@cringycontent5052]

I'd punch them for 10

[@dremovremen1764]

Konami: HURTING CHILDREN IS BAD! Konami: *still makes detailed animations of them being beaten up*

[@jizz4jesus96]

"No children were harmed in the making of this video"

[@creeperproductionsgma4130]

Meanwhile punches kid in background

[@noriakikakyoin1423]

Jay thats a damn shame no children were harmed

[@elixern]

Your profile pic matches with the comment😂

[@youngbroccoli6563]

Are you sure about that

[@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841]

At least, not flesh and blood kids, just computer generated images.

[@galacticspecter4364]

Medic sure knows how to handle kids.

[@galacticspecter4364]

Don't blame me, I heard he was a pediatric doctor.

[@KniteWolf]

Was a spoiler > Nobody knew it was spoiler till you mentioned it.

[@OnimariO96]

+Pika You're full of shit when you want to be it.

[@MrDbelisario96]

+Pika If people still haven't finished the game after it being out for a week, it's their fault.

[@MrDbelisario96]

Pika I don't give a fuck. People shouldn't have to cater to slow asses needs. The game is out, spoilers are free game, get over it.

[@Giovanni_Joseph_III]

Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater, more like Metal Gear Solid Child Beater

[@generic727]

Noice

[@rohanjonathanyares4199]

XD noice

[@1111SomeBody1111]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@davidfernandez4172]

More like Bore Ragnarok

[@amemethatwilldieinamonth2247]

Jim pickens

[@relentlesschaos7445]

Anakin Skywalker would be proud

[@IngvarMar]

Area 51 guards on 20th of September be like:

[@blammowammo5886]

Fuck off with your unfunny memes.

[@goodbyemyoldname7134]

@@blammowammo5886 I agree you

[@andreacapuano585]

and i disagree

[@tomasbar1101]

@@andreacapuano585 I agree with your disagreement

[@theswag9477]

*I smell people that only comment negative things*

[@teanimate2328]

When you see some kids doing Fortnite dance in public

[@aryanpoorasad150]

Te_Ani-Mate I almost spit the cornflakes out😂😂

[@TyrantsRemedy]

I can't fucking breathe!

[@Lucktni]

Tyrants Remedy Darth Vader is choking you too I presume?

[@TyrantsRemedy]

@@Lucktni it appears so

[@generic727]

It's funny cuz it's true

[@TwoDogggs]

SUCH LUST FOR REVENGE

[@Adriangabs]

+sovyetski WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!?!?!?!??!

[@jacobtasker1370]

+Adriangabs ARE YOU? WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO

[@youknowyoufuckedupright3058]

+sovyetski THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

[@Val-Off-Topic]

Boss, you killed a Child…! Amazing, Mission Complete! That right there It’s why you are the best, Boss! The one and only

[@JadeyJ4d3y]

Kids are no match for Snake Note that he's in Smash and punches kids too

[@hunterrhoades1813]

Boss punched those kids, not snake... until smash... *LIKE FATHER LIKE SON!!!*

[@living_brainrot]

That's is solid snake not venom snake

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

He even punches animals!

[@AB-bg7os]

Venom snake: mgsV Boss: well not this snake Solid Snake: the one in smash

[@PTX9017]

Well you can say he smashed those kids

[@iampedro1018]

possibly the best video out in the Internet. The song made it 100x better too

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

I'm not hurting the kids, I'm just helping them lose their baby teeth!

[@spookyboi2104]

And a few bones

[@Jaloggest]

Black Friday keeps getting more gruesome by the year...

[@WillXtinger]

KZbin: Child violence is against our terms of service. Also youtube: Beating kids up to the beat of take on me

[@josswagdepimpdaddy5467]

On my recommendations too no less.

[@rando2284]

stolen comment

[@jointlucas8187]

@@rando2284 no one cares stfu.

[@cariasylph]

@@jointlucas8187 nah, it's not really funny saw it twice

[@jointlucas8187]

@@cariasylph yeah it might not be funny but who cares if it was a repeated comment, in case you haven't noticed all youtube comments are, are copies from other peoples comments.

[@thenasiudk1337]

*UNICEF will never forget that*

[@randydo597]

*_PLAY OF THE GAME_*

[@samspamster]

*bastion gets it*

[@yournightmares7998]

BIG BOSS AS THE KID EXECUTIONER

[@darkursrike3161]

I love LOVE the fact that the game doesn't change the animations during this mission to make it look like you're just hitting them unconcious. It's just as brutal

[@TheWildPizza]

Ah, reminds me of when my dad used to beat me. Fun times.

[@kg888]

Ewww nigga gay. He beat off your meat and shit.

[@kugaruuuuuu]

Unknown yo whatd ur problem man dont be a bully

[@TheWildPizza]

@@kugaruuuuuu he was joking my dude

[@karimalaniz8166]

At least you had a dad

[@Ness793]

He rocket punched you?

[@milenkomustache2214]

"Remember no kids."

[@milenkomustache2214]

@@محمدكريمذنون that's what I was going for but I just put no kids.

[@milenkomustache2214]

@@محمدكريمذنون probably won't because this video was just random. Probably my comment is not in the new comment no more.

[@milenkomustache2214]

@@محمدكريمذنون Thanks for telling me I never really knew a lot about KZbin things. Hope you have a good day and maybe night and evening. 👍

[@SVOtto]

Lol

[@ct1960]

*intense mw 2 flashbacks*

[@ADHD_God5489]

Kid: **Gets bullied** Teacher: **Doesn’t care** Kid: **Wears a sweater** Teacher:

[@EatMyAxe69]

I'm honored to be the first replay for this legendary comment

[@gabbysantiago9938]

I'm honored to be the 2st comment

[@anastartes2693]

I am honoured to be the 3rd to comment

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

boss you killed a child amazing work

[@legendaryinstinct3561]

Seems like I’m the 6 person to comment on this

[@dxrgaming9710]

"When a nation gives children weapons then wields those children against you as a weapon prepare to beat both senseless." - Sun Tzu probably