Boy Bi (South Park Cartman Animatic)

This took me too long to finish I hate school
Also this isn't the most festive video but happy holidays anyways (also at 1:18 that's totally not me exposing myself or anything)
Music: • mad tsai - boy bi (lyr...
Insta: @kanjay.cartoons

[@KanjayCartoons]

Friendly reminder here to not take this animatic (or any of mine for that matter) seriously please and thank you :)

[@HadiaExists]

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[@nothing-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

It should've been the name "Boy bi - poker face" that would've been cool

[@JAKMONTANA]

Cartman: has a problem with sexuality choices. Also Cartman: takes out his frustration n everyone else.

[@poks948]

HEY YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY I USE ALOT OF MY FRUSTRATION ON KALH

[@V4MP_AKI]

YESSS

[@_Kyubeyyoncrack-]

“my grandpa was bi so that makes me quarter-bi”

[@Rotztbh]

That one Rodrick fan fiction reference?! Omg

[@peachyypaige256]

I've literally been saying this the whole time, like Cartman is 100% bisexual

[@Istoleyourbannock14]

Actually he is half bisexual cause his grandpa was bisexual

[@skoompy865]

@@Istoleyourbannock14 how does this even make sense

[@_astr0jonah]

@@skoompy865 its what he said i think LMFAO I FORGOT 💀

[@skoompy865]

@@Portfolio15424 OH SHIT YEAH NVM I JUST PASSED THAT EPISODE- now I look like a fool

[@scottscoolgayroommate]

like exactly i don't even ship him with anyone but canon

[@jowssir237]

cartman is literally the most bi person

[@peachyypaige256]

ONGGGGGGG

[@jaymesjaymes]

Bi poster child fr

[@morethanjustcool1316]

yEs

[@Xxluna_moonxX]

Stan*

[@Dumbahhhh]

@@Xxluna_moonxX Stan and cartman*

[@unicornfront9300]

0:56 not Cartman's special toilets 💀

[@randomthingie4651]

"Too straight to be a drag queen" ****insert Bad Irene picture here

[@DemonPikachu]

Wow what a sweet song. This speaks to me for sure, asexua/panroma. And Cartman is for sure a closet bi. Also a fucking monster, but hey, even a monster can probably have a legitimate struggle like this.

[@peachyypaige256]

Very wise words

[@ReniTube]

What is panroma

[@Pingpong_Banana]

@@ReniTube panromantic so like pansexual but instead of sex it's romance, i'm also a panromantic asexual

[@ReniTube]

@@Pingpong_Banana oh that’s cool

[@yorkey1014]

what in thr fuck is a panroma it sounds like a scent

[@djem5580]

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FANTASTIC WORK OF ART FYI you did the cat pretty nicely

[@InspectorButters-xf8xe]

( great animation btw) Idkw, but Stan also fits this song with Kyle and Wendy 😭

[@kevinbyrne6142]

maybe if Cartman wasn't such a bully he'd deserve someone

[@fellowship9253]

Kevin speaking the real facts

[@poks948]

HEY I AINT A BULLY 🫥😡🤬

[@sk8rgradient]

@@fellowship9253 Kevin sounds awfully like Kyle.....wait a second-

[@fellowship9253]

@@sk8rgradient no it doesn’t it literally only starts with a k shut up

[@bugggerrr]

fr

[@MalwareConsent]

When I first saw Cartman, the first thing I said was, "That is the most bisexual man I have ever seen in my entire life-"

[@FlannyCartoons]

I just wanted to watch a cartman bi video and ended up finding a damn relatable song

[@iwillshankyousohard]

ok but if south park doesnt do an episode on this topic im gonna start crying on the floor

[@lucyevil7549]

I was going to say he's straight, but I remembered his episode with cupid

[@butters..stotch982]

Cartman, He's my last fav boy I'd say but THIS ANIMATIC IS FREAKIN AMAZING!

[@LaoHeartsShimizu]

Yeah!

[@butters..stotch982]

@@LaoHeartsShimizu Oh, hello Butters.

[@cartmanpilled]

i cant believe i just found this but oh my god i’m obsessed

[@jojobizarreadventur]

Cringe

[@nicole_cat0]

watching this animatic of CARTMAN feels weird bc it’s so incredibly sweet and relatable, but it’s CARTMAN. a narcissistic asshole who doesn’t DESERVE love, well, at least not now.

[@syafeeqahisham1740]

I'm okay with Cartman. As long as he doesn't caused any shenanigans taht caused chaos in the elementary.

[@suriel6882]

cartman has a crush on naruto LMAO

[@PinkHairPluto]

True

[@JinxZ11]

LMAO💀

[@Pizza_Twink]

AND BAKUGOU 💀🤚

[@certified_l0ser]

LMAO BRO 💀

[@fellowship9253]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen I haven’t laughed so hard in a while thank you for this

[@indeedoo]

"You're not Bi, your stand-Bi." -Faline San

[@eloisavillamendiola9480]

Kenny's face on the table😂😂😂😂😂

[@gorillaz_my_happiness]

it's wonderful... long live Eric Cartman's bisexuality🛐✨

[@LAWLI_O_NEKO_UNICORNIO_かわいい]

1:20 CARTMAN L LAWLIET SIMP CANON???????? (its funny cuz in our system there is both Cartman and Lawliet fictives and Cartman is SUPER CLOSE to Lawliet because Cartman remebers L of Light and L remembers Cartman of Kyle jdebjwbekwehishdqi)

[@dariusmcfarter6105]

cartman angst LMFAO

[@viina7]

This masterpiece made me so happy

[@GUMM1W0RMZ_00]

Cartman: Questioning his sexuality Also Cartman: Homophobic

[@lottiethefurry]

Remember guys, he’s quarter bi

[@midnight..theicon]

I love and hate this.

[@BillyBob-q7w]

Cartman would drop the hardest slurs if he saw this 💀

[@HadiaExists]

Cartman is 100% bi

[@HadiaExists]

-himself

[@updog1677]

WHY’S HE BLUSHING AT KYLE 😨

[@xXZonkysushXx]

it only makes sense (satire)

[@dawniidev]

THIS IS SO UNDERRATED WHAT,,,, ILOVETHIS SMMM 💞💞💕💕💞💞💝💝

[@WhyamihereIoI]

1:22 BRO BROUGHT OUT THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CUTOUT😭😭

[@Enfjscrolling]

I love that you like south park and mcyt! I used to be super into dsmp as well

[@Hai_leavemealone]

The cupid me massage.... 😢

[@maggiekitchen5441]

1:20 lmfao the cartoon crush’s are real😂

[@alexisbaker578]

I swear to god and now I do not, I repeat I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT ship Kymen but I swear cartman has a crush on Kyle he just doesn’t know it and he’s subconsciously trying to push those feelings away and making himself hate Kyle.

[@roargaieta756]

AHHHH I LOVE THIS 💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@Cesar_salad333]

Omg cartman I love u to😏

[@SUTAZZZ]

This is crazy😭

[@September2468]

I mean he freaking sings poker face

[@sage7752]

1:44 this this right here, the most relatibal imange

[@itsearthwormsælly]

0:54 ‘’my grandpa was bi so im a quarter bi, right?’’

[@sashisnotreal]

MY GRANDPA WAS BI SO IM A QUARTER BI RIGHT

[@lukra6233]

This is so amazing

[@PuvaTV]

dude was so sure he was gonna go inside trash instead of boys or girls restroom

[@JAKEss0]

Nostalgie

[@KennysOnlyPenny]

Finally we have the realistic answer. HES BI LIKE ME

[@emoahhhmf]

I 100% think cartamns bi and thinks he has a crush on Kyle but Kyle would NOT EVER like him back, there for why I hate kyman

[@lanazhomagico3954]

WHY THIS IS SO IN CHARACTER, I LOVE

[@thebitched]

ADDICTIVE

[@v1ncent441]

You're soooo underated!!

[@green_tea1238]

I already knew from the day I saw him,I also WISH he would stop being single

[@psychobutthole420]

LMAOO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS ITS SO FUNNY SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT

[@U286BRAINZ]

Can you not, the animatic is good

[@psychobutthole420]

@@U286BRAINZ says the dsmp fan...

[@U286BRAINZ]

@@psychobutthole420 I’m not a dream smp fan tf???

[@psychobutthole420]

@@U286BRAINZ I MEANT DANGANRONPA SHIT

[@U286BRAINZ]

@@psychobutthole420 I only like the characters not the game. The writers aren’t good

[@hopeyxii]

CARTMAN BI CANON

[@d.w7939]

Bro just say Ryan Reynold is hot we understand

[@psychobutthole420]

THIS HAS TO BE SATIRE?? THIS IS AN ADULT SHOW ABOUT 8 YEAR OLD BOYS YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT SERIOUSU

[@KanjayCartoons]

I mean you’re not supposed to take this video seriously either so it all evens out I guess :)

[@psychobutthole420]

@@KanjayCartoons SO IT IS SAYIRE PLS TELL ME ITS SATIRE

[@0oRexVeninLuvsHeartso0]

@@psychobutthole420 if it isn’t satire then it’s fine- cause they can think a characters is bi or whatever if they want to.

[@humanhoodie1554]

@@psychobutthole420 things can be done for fun without it having to be satire

[@cxrotoninalt]

nah but can we talk abt that one episode in the first season where they lick the carpet so they can become lesbeannos 💀💀

[@bummybonnie7144]

Cartman is a victim

[@MrDeclareWar]

Wtf have you done to cartman.

[@TIMMEH310]

yeah help me

[@jeffwinger9566]

This is so real

[@vinndenix7195]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Totallynot_pansexual]

OMG I LOVE THIS 😭

[@P0ck3t457]

I did the woody woodpecker laugh at this

[@oshioshinkawa15]

how is this SO FUCKING GOOD?? YOURE SO UNDERRATED??

[@uh1525]

underrated asf wtf

[@Nex1357]

DUDE I LOVE THIS XD (I'm bi too and this is exactly what it feels like sometimes) Really now amazing work and this is really well made!!!

[@reloadingbrain]

I have now found my new offical theme song

[@lenpilled]

giggles

[@lenpilled]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HEL KE

[@Ryu.demon.666]

Make's sense

[@doctor_axoltol5195]

I totally forgot he has his own bathroom lol

[@chocolatechipcookiesgacha5949]

Crushes 🍪🍪🌭🌭🍿🍿🍔🍔🍿🍿

[@ludker675]

thats so caaannon and sweet! good work! thanks!

[@crazypersonno2665]

OKAY😎

[@coffee-isgood965]

YES I LOVE THIS

[@_parpadoscaidos5681]

PERFECT!!!!

[@girlmorbs]

LMFAOO WHAT IS THIS😭😭😭

[@MeowMeowMeow121]

A video?

[@C0FFEE4NDTV]

FR

[@girlmorbs]

@@C0FFEE4NDTV i find it so bizarre that south park, fucking south park, fans are always making shit like this. like this is exactly what the show makes fun of. AND ITS ALWAYS SO WELL MADE TOO💀💀

[@humanhoodie1554]

@@girlmorbs south park literally makes fun of everything. matt and trey has mentioned that they deeply appreciate stuff like these despite that lol lol

[@user-ij7tq7ti6x]

HELP MAKO AND ZUKO-

[@RudeA3sMother7ucker]

I wish this was cannon😢💚

[@brithanyxigot7]

This is amazing 🤩

[@WhyamihereIoI]

I feel like the main 4 (5) are all bisexual though

[@AngryDemonCat]

Eric Cartman is a chaotic bisexual yes!!💖💜💙

[@FreedomIsAwesome]

ERIC IS LIKE ME FR

[@entirelypsycho2810]

Cartman 100% has some internalized homophobia going on

[@Ryu.demon.666]

I understand eric

[@W0mPw0mP1-1]

Others; He is actually Bisexual. me : STENDY LOOKS SO FUCKING CUTE

[@darbzworld9059]

there should be a reaction video to this :> Awsome job btw >0< this i the best thing on earth

[@user-kh8ys9iy9s]

Cartman or pan

[@Iminsideyourwalls_]

Same cartman, same.

[@astamano1274]

No offence, but this wasn’t cartman, this was a chubby kid questioning his sexuality

[@CreatorLuna_OfflineCL]

i am bisexual and i am just like cartman in my school and there for its why cartman its my fav character☺

[@knotsoangelic]

this is not a flex

[@xXZonkysushXx]

thsi aint no flex 💀💀

[@AlioRBLX]

Ahh yes i love feeding my step brothers parents to him.

[@gwenmulier4263]

I- no no, I do not feel sympathy for Eric cartman that is impossible

[@zachaspaz]

OH

[@zachaspaz]

this made me realise im bi

[@MissXHiem]

why do i love this

[@xoxoroxr]

HES 100% BI

[@sempalavras8679]

:( same here

[@SleepingClown]

SOBBING WHAT IS THIS

[@MeowMeowMeow121]

A video?🤓

[@SleepingClown]

Young Sheldon ah reply brah