Boyfriend reads you 'The Hobbit' (Ch. 17) (ASMR RP M4A) 🏔️ [battle time] [too many accents pls help]

Many battles begin in this chapter - both between the dwarves, elves, men, and goblins; as well as with Navillus and the English language. Either way, draw your sword and prepare to start bonkin' ⚔️
Also sorry for the excessive 'PLOSIVES in the mic here - professional audio microphone man does not in fact know how to use microphone (or maybe it enhances the ASMR factor? wishful thinking perhaps...)
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[@toodleschan]

All book club members are assembling and ready for battle ⚔️📚also ready for those accent you’re battling with Nav 🍿😆 Thank you for another chapter 💛

[@lunaneila]

Starting by hearing the theme made me emotional, I love the LOTR score sm (Howard Shore if you're reading this, you're a rockstar dude 🤘)! BILBO BAGGINS! + the mixed up voices 😭 17:47 your brain be like "that's enough braining for today!" - I know you were doing your best but you have to admit that the way it went wrong in less than 30 seconds is hilarious 😂 That's crazy though, a battle happening just three chapters before the end and a lot has happened :O I completely forgot that the battle of the five armies was in The Hobbit story 🤦‍♀️ obviously Gandalf called his homies the eagles, they never disappoint with their last minute entrances 😎 I need to listen the final chapters asap and find out what happened to poor invisible Bilbo the amateur thief. Thanks again Nav for reading the chapter and even if I laughed, I salute your never failing perseverance in doing the many voices and accents chapter after chapter, that's really cool of you✨

[@pinkpillow9715]

Some personal highlights 3:20 4:24 5:50 Imagine him walking into the mountain’s hall doing the echoing Goofy-laugh… 8:12 13:15 13:30 That pause is a prime example of comedic timing😂 14:39 I just like that sentence in general:) 15:12 16:20 Fools 16:43 17:36 17:48😂 18:00 That sigh💀 19:08 Try saying it three times fast, I almost forgot how to speak🫥 20:37

[@NavillusASMR]

Quality highlight picks hahahaha 🤣

[@skvidi971]

Finally u are hereee ❤ A little sad that the book is ending, but its been so interesting and fun to listen u!! Navi, have u thought about which book will be next?)

[@Lysandra_Bouquet]

You did a really great job with the accents for this chapter.

[@hopepadilla1564]

Yay! "The Naviverse Book Club"™ is back in session this week! Always love our book club readings! Lol at the beginning. For a second I thought there was going to be another random musical number (it's too bad because I always love and enjoy your musical numbers! 🎶) Woah, you sounded VERY British there, Nav. Haha. Quite lovely I might say. 0:24-0:30 - Hey! Manners, Nav, manners! 🙄 0:47-0:55 - Yikes! Oh, man... This reminds me of my days as a computer science major... 😖 Needless to say that it definitely wasn't for me and I struggled hardcore! Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh, I can see why this audio was created! You definitely needed the mental break from all that! 1:15-1:17 - "Oh, golly!" - Not only did I find the way you said it so funny, but I also found it super adorable! 🤣☺ 1:32-1:34 - Lol, that 'bang' sound. What was that??? Is this one of the " 'PLOSIVES" you mentioned in the description? Haha! By the way, I didn't really notice the 'excessiveness' of them. I was more focused in the audio itself and it perhaps DID enhance the ASMR experience! I was very comfy comfy! ☺ 1:37-1:42, 3:06-3:08, 17:27-17:29, & 20:32-20:34 - You should probably know by now that I will always notice and comment on this EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.... 😍😍😍 3:17-3:24 - 🤣 3:44-3:48 - "Are you snug? Are you snug snug?" - Now why does that sound familiar??? I just KNOW I heard a similar question in a previous audio...! 🤔 5:12-5:42 - Dude! I literally commented on that in the previous audio of "The Hobbit"! I legit said that Bard sounded like Thorin! Lol. Glad you made that realization and that I'm not the only one who noticed! Haha! What an interesting twist if Bard and Thorin were, in fact, the same person! I think I'd prefer your canon if that were the case! Lol! 5:44-5:55 - BARD - AMERICAN!?!?!?!? Seriously, Nav!? Soooo glad that accent was short-lived! Lmao! Bard is definitely British - or rather YOUR gorgeous Aussie accent! Yeah, that works, too! 8:07-8:12 - Omg, Nav.... How can you forget Gandalf's voice!? "BILBO BAGGINS!" didn't immediately ring a bell!? I almost contemplated on bonking you until I heard you say "BILBO BAGGINS!" quickly after. OK, all is forgiven! Man, your brain must have really been fried from all that coding! 🤣 13:15-13:48 - 🤭 15:12-15:16 - Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 🤣 16:20 - Oh, yes, very intimidating!/s 16:42-16:47, 17:36-18:04, 28:02-28:24 - 😂 Geez, Nav! I think you should have gone to bed immediately after coding all day instead of recording an audio! I didn't bother keeping track of how many times you've stumbled with your reading (mainly because I still feel kind of bad for doing so in previous audios); however, it's VERY clear that the stumbling in the entire audio was just intense in this one! Not even the tea helped! Lmao! As I mentioned, your brain clearly had to have been completely fried! Blame it all on coding! Hahaha! 18:30-18:33 - Lol, the dramatic "ahems" never fail! Lol. 27:23-27:25 - Geez, every time I hear you say "hope", I always feel like you're actually saying my name! Obviously not the case since my name is also VERY COMMONLY used as a noun and verb... 😑😒 Lol! 33:10-33:31 - "Oh, my goodness gracious" indeed! Very eventful and intense, all right, but NOT just because of the actual chapter itself! You made it just as eventful and intense! LOL. Each of these 'reading audios' just get goofier and goofier with every chapter and I always live for them! I don't think it's ever intentional of you to do so and I find that very, very endearing! I love and appreciate the "natural, silly Nav"! This chapter reading gave me quite a chuckle that I actually imagined how tickled the listener would actually have been if they were there with you! 😆 Navillus " The Absolute Bestest Best GOOFBALL to Ever Best" ASMR! Please don't ever change that trait about you! It's definitely one of your MANY most endearing traits that is always appreciated! We definitely love the ongoing silliness and laughs from you! Great audio, once again!

[@chejdysz]

I'm with you there sissy! !! Agreed to all I couldn't say it better myself all of it eksaly word for word

[@NavillusASMR]

OH GOLLY fr though without my "BILBO BAGGINS" vocal training we'd be even more lost with the voices 😖

[@StariaofDreams]

Yay-yay! Navi's Hobbit Adventure is back in session and ready for battle! As always, I love your way of reading and it never fails to make me smile and laugh after a long day with real-life stuff. Thank you for bringing smiles with your amazing audios, Navi! I hope you have a wonderful day! ☺️❤

[@Saraaa_l0l]

Help- i can never complete any chapter properly because i end up falling asleep- but like your voice is so relaxing-help-

[@Reina69]

Thank you so so much for continuing this. I seriously sleep to this nightly

[@Anna-wd8ox]

Aaaahhh omg you are the best! I absolutely adore this “series” getting home super late after my tattoo session tonight and I cannot wait to be exhausted and drift off to this 🥰✨

[@NavillusASMR]

ooo hell yeah! Always respect a good tattoo sesh! 🖤

[@abby_kz]

I was waiting for it so much, thanks for today's chapter Nav

[@alymachan]

Humanity abroad and sadly at home is so very broken right now 😢 This was a lovely and much needed escape, so thank you for putting this out Nav Although it was war related, its familiarity made it feel safe and cosy And it’s with you, so of course we would be getting showered with love and laughing without a care. Something light amongst the heaviness of the past week and the last 24hrs in Aus 💔 My heart hurts and yearns for peace, love and equality 💗💗💗💗💗

[@elle.p]

A good distraction from the horrors of the world indeed In uncertain times I always find comfort in the things known to me, so this just felt completely right to immerse myself in You and those bloody voices Nav! I don't know how you've actually kept track for 17 chapters! When you forgot your Gandalf voice the first thing I did was shout "Bilbo Baggins" in my Gandalf voice, it's funny that you did the same to get back on track 😂 And I'm so glad Bard didn't turn out to be American, totally not the vibe 😅

[@hopepadilla1564]

🫂❤‍🩹

[@blue4155]

The sheer drama of this chapter, I was on the edge of my seat 😭😭 poor Bilbo, how many times can a guy get bonked on the head? 💀 also Tolkien was definitely much more lyrical and poetry-ish this chapter just to make things difficult for you lol

[@NavillusASMR]

peak bonkage in this one

[@laurindefleur6929]

Settles in with a cup of hot chocolate and a blanket for the cozy times

[@NavillusASMR]

[@readabout4787]

Ahh yay thank youu 😭💗

[@blue4155]

heck yeah new hobbit chapter! also I tried Earl grey tea for the first time cause of you and i'm 100% hopping on the bandwagon, it's awesome 😭 no, the fact that it's currently 31°C will not stop me from drinking a cup for immersion 😤

[@NavillusASMR]

WELCOME TO THE FOLD (make sure you try putting some honey in there - you'll never go back)

[@blue4155]

​@@NavillusASMR *furiously takes notes *

[@chejdysz]

Very good timing Nav! My fly was chancel today doing the weather so I'm stuck in a Airport not the best thing at all 😔😔 thank for this timing vital hugs for you!! All the way

[@cjradenbaugh]

Yay! Bedtime story! 🧡🧡🧡

[@mmrnie]

yayyy thank youu 🤍

[@KiiHermit]

hELP! What has coding done to you???🤣 This makes me extra happy tho cuz this classic funny Nav audio is uploaded on my birthday hehe Hope you find your sanity back after this "brain relaxing session" LOL

[@toodleschan]

Happy belated Birthday 💛 I hope you had a wonderful day 😊

[@KiiHermit]

@@toodleschanUehhh thank you toodleschan it’s so kind of you!💜💜

[@NavillusASMR]

I hope your birthday was wonderful, Kii! 🎂

[@toodleschan]

​@@KiiHermitYou're welcome 💛🫶🏻

[@KiiHermit]

@@NavillusASMR Thank youuu 🧁

[@RandomRebel17]

AAA IM LATE

[@lyzzz239]

[@storm.wxrning]

I take this as the sign to go to bed🫶🏼

[@NavillusASMR]

night night

[@storm.wxrning]

​@@NavillusASMRGoodnight! :)