I took the MIT Morality test w/ corpse

[@beee7892]

Corpse hand: pretty boy Voice: actual zombie Personality: literal angel

[@ritikadhakerr]

top underrated comment

[@Popo-hn6of]

never heard someone describe a hand as "pretty boy"

[@beee7892]

@@Popo-hn6of Idk his hand just looks like a pretty boy/ soft boy's hand

[@Popo-hn6of]

@@beee7892 oooooohhhhhhh that makes more sense lol

[@Jimjim226]

All these fuckin angels killing men over women and rapping

[@lumeme9352]

"He's shy, bless him." Corpse: *Pulls out knife* "She's useless" "Kill the dog" "Kill the old man" *Hm. Yes.*

[@ji0n_160]

What’s the time stamp????

[@ceylinsvci]

@JustOrdinaryLucas man okay.

[@v4mmps]

@JustOrdinaryLucas bruh you’re the worst type of person to say that lmfao

[@staygroovypal]

@@v4mmps he’s not a bad kind of person for telling him to watch the video to find it , it could be annoying to you or something but there not really anything wrong with it

[@xomariah]

@@staygroovypal yeah exactly

[@anemoia3154]

'I've got a friend here' *'I AM H A N D'* '...he's a little shy'

[@getLocation]

Dude sounds (and probably dressed) exactly like Richmond from The IT Crowd 🧐

[@lindsaythemorallygay4586]

getLocation he did an interview with Anthony Padilla and well, I kind of like the way he dressed for that

[@patriciapel8717]

it reminds me of the time woody is holding buzz's hands

[@winter.cloudx_]

bless him

[@akkshitadwivedi4585]

Reminds me of the Adam's Family 🙃

[@thatguythere6161]

Imagine you’re in your car. You realize there are people ahead of you and you panic, then time freezes as you hear Dave and corpse discussing whether you live or die

[@GachaLifeGirl]

They say that you can die. You hear them say goodbye and quietly mutter “f*ck you, Satan and God.”

[@dearlolly2293]

then you hear corpse say "fuck that guy"

[@GachaLifeGirl]

@@dearlolly2293 the person: Satan?

[@thatguythere6161]

@Van Tran All cars have airbags, but people die anyway. What’s your point?

[@kat8184]

All it would mean was I heard corpses voice in person before I die so I'd be ok with anything

[@KwakyWacky]

“I have a friend with me today.” “I A M H A N D .”

[@Cryptid_Robin]

I’m wondering if I’m going to regret asking, but is your profile pic a gay whatshisface from Batman?!

[@ronnieh.1883]

I was the 69th like

[@laurynr4143]

@@Cryptid_Robin I mean why not

[@sydneygesiotto3940]

is your pfp lego clay faces but instead of clay its gay....

[@Cryptid_Robin]

@@sydneygesiotto3940 that’s his name!

[@pastelwasteland1204]

Dave: Boyinaband Corpse: BoywithaHAND

[@planta-ray]

Can this be the title instead?

[@themightyalmatysquirrel4228]

Good job

[@pastelwasteland1204]

@@themightyalmatysquirrel4228 Thank you I feel so honored

[@ricenoodles8024]

BoywithaHand-A hand that looks like a fan of a deathmetal band or Emo music which is cool

[@cringetrashcan8828]

Eeeyyyyyyyy

[@anaccount4354]

Corpse is just a voice in Dave's head, he doesn't actually exist.

[@4ang1e555]

Dave owns a floating hand :>

[@midnight_blue_moon]

he's a voice in all our heads then

[@ritzcrackers5937]

If that were true I would be very sad🧍🏾‍♀️

[@pablo1319]

No he's hand, he exists

[@rumithepurr]

LOL that makes sense wtf

[@plsforgetthisacceverexisted]

The reason Corpse hasn’t done a face reveal is literally cause he’s a pair of floating hands. Why haven’t y’all figured this out yet?

[@alexischapman2513]

It all makes sense!!! 🤦‍♀️

[@NikkiDSickooo]

Dont expose himuh

[@cochwithchrist3889]

He's rayman from rabbits

[@spinages]

1k likes 👏👏👏

[@beeboo2702]

Yeah like who didn’t know that 🙄🤚

[@nekoespresso3676]

Corpse's hand says hes a soft pretty boy, but his voice says he's an actual *corpse*

[@livedandletdie]

He's an actual corpse hence why he is known as Corpse...

[@lilmeows6041]

And his personality says that he is an actual angel

[@ziiku5613]

Cabinet gang leader I mean not really

[@justrosie7132]

And his impostor stats say he’s the grim reaper

[@ram.pancake_4990]

@@lilmeows6041 facts

[@Leo-ss9tk]

Solving problem #1: If you drift, you can get em both

[@samlowrey]

That's what I was thinking

[@autumnsyndrome]

extra points

[@elisabethheiman2104]

I'm definitely going to Hell for laughing at your comment... And then liking it.

[@drludbA]

Fair point

[@filthyfein]

Double kill

[@sonadronefuturistic9293]

Boyinaband: You’re a male, you’ve been an athlete *Shows a clip of zombies running for brains*

[@dexa6623]

His name is corpse for a reason lol

[@austinbunny4012]

@@dexa6623 that is true 😆

[@wilsonroo]

"Statistically, men live less longer-" -Corpse Husband, 2019

[@fnafboy0555]

longn't

[@Athenas.student]

Lol

[@ame8448]

Dave: Corpse, what do you have? Corpse: A KNIFE! Dave: NO!

[@Mar-hq9bm]

**runs off**

[@alexyoung6602]

LMAO 🤣🤣😂

[@jadeoooo]

literally said this outloud before i even say your comment

[@caitlynhardy1586]

Rip vine

[@capntcrunch1943]

_a knife_

[@TransHammer]

I fault the person who keeps putting concrete barriers in the middle of roads.

[@evangorski7992]

David hamlett hit them with the self driving car

[@lucabralia5125]

the real problem is that nobody inplemented brakes into the veychle

[@hushtheseus]

True, true

[@sweetstickyart]

Exactly

[@PsycheTrance65]

@@lucabralia5125 this was under the assumption that the car's brakes failed

[@XercinVex]

How the F is a “smart” car supposed to identify a homeless person from a hipster millennial doctor on a crosswalk???

[@kaptn_kage]

Smart: Secret Militarized Armaments in Residential Technology They're all just weapons

[@user-zk8le1bf4m]

it has a human in the... no I don’t want to finish that thought

[@kaptn_kage]

@Earth Gang you're a conspiracy

[@truebornseeker9767]

Dee Dee not everything is serious

[@bartsimpsonn6027]

Databank with every fucking human and His info'ls

[@ariannagarza6807]

I hope Corpse feels well enough again to record with his friends face to face. You can tell he's enjoying being in the video with Dave :(

[@fireshort3984]

Millennials: what is the better choice here? Gen-Z: DRIFT IT

[@staledoritos6185]

Insert Tokyo drift theme song

[@palomapetilos8703]

Initial D

[@luighost9917]

POWERSLIDE IT

[@mileyxox]

Bro I just feel like gen-z is just like “iM sO quIRky” like bro stfu

[@Deesnutz64]

@@mileyxox bu- but, YOU'RE GEN-Z

[@aelinwhitethorn8675]

CORPSE: “That’s true. She’s useless.” *whips out a knife* OMG this part killed me 🤣🤣 I love corpse’s humor. This video is hilarious!

[@didi3326]

Oh hello there Fellow Acotar fan

[@LL-tr5et]

@@didi3326 acotar is written like a bad fanfiction

[@didi3326]

@@LL-tr5et beauty is in the eye of the beholder Everyone likes different things I respect your opinion but I personally liked them Also I only commented that cause their pic is the night court mountains 😬

[@aelinwhitethorn8675]

@@LL-tr5et I enjoy ACOTAR not because it is good writing, but because I like the characters and the story. No one needs your negative opinion. :)

[@aelinwhitethorn8675]

@@didi3326 hello! 😁

[@kou7005]

15:11 he wasnt trying to stroke his beard, he was trying to choke him like he hates him, but he loves him

[@fnafspaghetti3883]

HAHAHA

[@m1_l0ver_m4n8]

LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME

[@destinyjustdied]

Yes lol

[@LC-ru1xl]

This comment is underappreciated

[@cypher6_]

Oof 🤣🤣

[@4444vika]

It's scary how much deeper his voice has become in one year-

[@Nezumi--]

i was showing my mum some videos, from when sykkuno met corpse, and a more recent one, and mum immediately pinpointed which one was newer and just went "...his voice is.... that's not good. it's changed, will he lose it?" i listened back over a few videos and... yehhhhh it's crazy how much his voice changed so quickly :/ i kinda just got used to it over time but... :/

[@tobywood00]

its recording music, since he tends to scream in his songs. you can tell from his streams when hes recently recorded a lot. i enjoy his music but id rather no music if it means corpse's voice doesnt get hurt

[@ilohefalter]

yea i was gonna say 🥺

[@real_name_hidden7029]

ive gotten so used to his voice that its not even that deep to me anymore😂

[@LONNESYRUPBITCH]

it didn’t

[@MisaAkaria]

"Ur a male, u been an athlete" "Yeah" "If you were in this car- wait nevermind, you're the worst person to ask this, you would say just crash the car"

[@thegamingdeku]

Mlao

[@FrashOnTV]

isn't that the best option every single time though? those who took the car are at risk, not the people trying to cross the street. if there is an obstacle the car can hit which isn't another human, it should hit that regardless of who is in the car.

[@somethingsomethinglastname9206]

Plus the chances of survival would generally be higher in the care than as a pedestrian

[@somethingsomethinglastname9206]

*car

[@somethingsomethinglastname9206]

Of course these examples say that they'll die, but if you program it, i think u should crash the car.

[@metalblobfish9178]

Dave cheerful: "Hi I'm boyinaband" Sounding like Satan himself: "I AM HAND"

[@Doja-rat16]

His name is corpse :>

[@aggelbeatboxer]

@@Doja-rat16 We all know, this is a joke.

[@valkyrieworthy6760]

@@Doja-rat16 r/wooosh

[@chlobosoup6940]

if corporate is what satan sounds like... satan is seggsy...

[@aggelbeatboxer]

@@chlobosoup6940 Oops satan is already in a relationship with sadam husein, sorry dude too late.

[@ellaistoppedcaring1414]

Dave: "what do you have?!" Corpse: "A KNIFE!" Dave: "NO!" Edit: what's with all the likes :0

[@anoxbar4428]

sorry i ruined your 69 likes

[@darkrose7634]

Me holding a knife when I was a kid and my mom trying to say what I am holding:

[@girlgamer8762]

Im laughing so hard HAHAHA

[@perryorbit5304]

@@anoxbar4428 D:

[@Gayredheadbitch94]

OMG 🤣

[@Rj77777]

His voice: 💀🌪 🔪 His laugh: 🥺🧸🥰😩

[@theworldsbestpodcasteverD]

I’m *never* getting in a self driving car with Corpse or Boyinaband.

[@theworldsbestpodcasteverD]

@@karthik.b1309 I could get in anyone’s car if I tried *funny joke haha*

[@celestinebuendia]

No one: Them: Well... they _chose_ to get in the car...

[@theworldsbestpodcasteverD]

@@karthik.b1309 Actually $150,000.

[@svracastic]

it would be a lit few moments before death

[@minecraft_errr6356]

@@karthik.b1309 yikes dude

[@boxdomino1]

"aw bless him he's shy." corpse *takes out two knives and a lighter*

[@michaelblair1685]

I was gonna like your comment but you have 420 likes and I didn’t wanna ruin that lmao

[@boxdomino1]

@@michaelblair1685 Lmfao

[@shreddedcheese2659]

Can I ask for timestamp? 🥺

[@shreddedcheese2659]

@•KîttyCatÇoffee• thank you!

[@smittenmeraki5281]

who holds a lighter like that?

[@ananyanyan]

Okay, moral of the story- Don't EVER get in a car with Corpse and Dave.

[@twigzbatteryacid]

this would be how i choose to die

[@KainCarthyst]

You are probably safer in the car than outside of it

[@tahfizoid8770]

@@KainCarthyst Agreed

[@ratedpending]

sounds about right

[@FC_.]

especially if you're a minor

[@oliviabrooke2690]

“You’re the wrong person to ask because you’d be like crash the car anyways” “ *yeah* ” Same Corpse. Same

[@cherndon0815]

Dave: “what is in your hand?” Corpse: “A KNIFE!” Dave: “NO!”

[@Xx_koRnstar_xX]

damn, i commented that too.

[@missmay193]

Rip vine ✨

[@GucciChicken1234]

Let me see what you have

[@suesmith8583]

When dose he get the knife-

[@flux8151]

@@suesmith8583 wen dose u lern tu spel

[@anna-bh4nz]

"he's shy, bless him" No dave bless YOU, ugh so pure.

[@ayannalopez3308]

He really is :c

[@b1gcheco683]

He probably needed a different type of morality test

[@edxeljohnapongan6767]

Dave is a malignant narcissist

[@BilalMughal-hs7ew]

I don't understand what do you mean

[@sugacatPudding]

@@BilalMughal-hs7ew dave has been caught up liking underage people im pretty sure

[@taylorross6295]

“sorry I just wanted to put my hand in the frame” yes corpse is tasting that *sweet camera life* and we’re all here for it

[@tumblingartist]

Yes agreed

[@misskaydott]

time stamp?

[@kenemythe4863]

@@misskaydott 13:31

[@popycute13]

What about 15:13?

[@iloveochako]

@@kenemythe4863 ty both for these timestamps your amazing!

[@incognitoburrito7558]

why did corpse have tWO DIFFERENT KNIFES AND A LIGHTER JFLKDSJ

[@doommaker4000]

You don't?

[@kokichioma1872]

did Dave come over to Corpse's house or is Corpse coming over to Dave's because if it's at Corpse's place that makes more sense why he just has those around but if it was Dave's house that means Corpse brought 2 knives and a lighter on purpose, and then I just have to wonder why would he do that

[@bumblebee8199]

My dad carries those things always.😂✌🏻

[@nuggat1450]

@@kokichioma1872 I think Corpse went to Dave's house, Corpse doesn't record his himself (obviously) so he wouldn't need to have lights set up to keep the room lighted to record himself, so if this is true- why would he bring two knives and a lighter with him to a friend's house? My bet is in case he needs to defend himself, this world is wack so I wouldn't blame him

[@trisha4537]

I mean if your going to a strange place with someone you only know from online wouldn’t you bring something to protect yourself??

[@eggmon420]

“Who do you kill.” Me: If you drift u can hit both.

[@Sakura-hi6hq]

That was my logic too. End them all, end their suffering, once for all.

[@mady0616]

Why can't the car just s t o p 😃

[@Jimjim226]

Stolen comment

[@Jimjim226]

@@mady0616 it says in all of the ‘there is a brake failure’

[@Sghgyv]

Lil Sean still, just stop 🙄

[@koiboi1501]

I like to believe that Corpse just has knives and lighters on hand at all times. 😌

[@mostar1219]

I mean he did tell the story about the one time he thought he was gonna get jumped and he prepared himself only to find out the group of people approaching him thought he was Lil Xan

[@pepethefrog6837]

The test is basically: Do you choose sexist or sexist?

[@marisabel5500]

It's what KIND of sexist are you. Altough i would never want it to come down to that, i think these two did a very equal mentality tho

[@Bob13454]

Laughs in random number generator

[@amaruvt]

I don't think it's about sexism lol. In my opinion I would value the life of women more than men simply because statistically there are less women than men and it also only takes one man to impregnate a bunch of women. If I think about it a little more personally though people feel closer to their mother than their father, such as in a divorce situation they would rather go with their mother than their father so I believe women are, relationship wise (aka the people who know and love them in their life) value them more themselves than let's say their husband or something.

[@amaruvt]

@@mayehoffman4253 No worries I understand lol. Just wanted to address them a little. If someone wants to choose saving the men over the women I'm all for it cuz at the end of the day it's a test based on their morals not mine.

[@marisabel5500]

@@amaruvt actually, women are around 52% of the general population..

[@_SnailDust_]

Corpse is slowly becoming the baby knife meme "lemme see what you have" corpse: A KNIFE! "NO"

[@lillian_0414]

y e s

[@Slushiii6804]

Jfc 🤣

[@kyuya-bya]

I just imagine sykkuno Saying: "Lemme see what you have" AND Corpse with his deep voice: "A KNOIFE" AND then sykkuno just chasing him saying: "NO NO NO NOOO"

[@reginacompean1615]

YES

[@onyxr8957]

Whenever I hear that audio, all I can think about is baby with a gun.

[@annahorvath6750]

4:58 Yes, male cats have nipples, if anyone is still wondering

[@f7ckrob]

thank you

[@fishonamission1270]

Life changing

[@MomoRu524]

Wow, now I know

[@meowzawowzaa]

Thank you, I was genuinely curious and too lazy to get out my laptop 😆

[@rorolvs]

the more you know

[@gus7807]

BROO U NEED A MORALITY TEST NOW 💀

[@partygoblynn]

17:48 "We have a massive preference for females... Hell yeah!" "respect waman" "RespecT WamaN!"

[@CookiieMonsterr44]

Was this a reference to Pewdiepie?

[@azraelysian8524]

DRINK YOUR RESPECT WAMEN JUICE PEOPLE ( nice pewds refrence )

[@Cerena797]

“he’s shy” *takes out knife and says to kill human* but seriously corpses personality is everything

[@matthewwitt3683]

He is a Bean

[@Cerena797]

@@matthewwitt3683 he sure is

[@el14s69]

😭❤️

[@Ins1gn1f1c4nt]

Love, dove

[@Cerena797]

@@kraken_yak596 trueee why does he have those

[@xladyvalkyriex]

I love that Corpse still wants to be in frame in some way without revealing his face.

[@ilyassebouchebchoub1167]

Same

[@kitinlub]

I was gonna like ur comment, but it's 444 likes rn and dont wanna ruin it

[@reeramennoodles6775]

I would like the comment but it has 666 likes so no

[@coochieman2492]

He can but he has to stand up and make sure he never bends so his face won't reveal

[@soupy2119]

I wanna like this comment but it has 1666 likes

[@missyuyaLP]

Watching again. Totally miss Dave. Hope he's doing ok.

[@cup-of-cheese]

Why is nobody talking about the moment where Corpse just grabbed Daves face and stroked his ''beard'' I wheezed at that

[@_lol.imagine_]

Just bros being bros

[@bgm-sh9pe]

5 feet apart because

[@EwanGaming]

@@bgm-sh9pe october 2019

[@ghostabless]

Maybe he has one hmm

[@ashybee4007]

Timestamp please..?

[@NoName_Raiden]

Plot twist. Corpse is actually just a floating hand.

[@mackenziesauers5547]

The hand from the Addams family

[@NoName_Raiden]

@@mackenziesauers5547 LMFAO

[@mariaaerac]

omg he's like dr mad from inspector gadget

[@dxnnavalenzuela]

i like this idea, from now on, he's a floating hand for me ♡

[@sam14yearsago70]

No, no, they have a point

[@dob_z]

In a world where seatbelts and airbags don't exist anymore.

[@ladyscarlette6289]

And breaks or hand breaks or cellphones ...

[@megafro6999]

or people checking the road for cars

[@Jadebones]

Right?! I thought all these things too... No seat belts? No airbags? No swerve onto the sidewalk where there are no people? No deceleration maneuvers like slowly drift into the railing & rubbing the car to a stop?

[@ladyscarlette6289]

@@Jadebones no automatic stop function in an automated car? There need no be any death. If the car is automated, won't there be an onboard system monitoring it's functions? Is that not best practice? If there is an issue with the brakes, shouldn't that be alerted? I mean, on airplanes they monitor the hydrolics? Right?

[@vallougomoulou5945]

You guys don't really get the point of a moral compass test lol But yeah those factors would exist and i assume the car would default to that if there was the option to

[@xxsunflower_fruggiexx9280]

Dave:fit people seem to have less medical issues Corpse: wish that was my case Dave: 👁💧👄💧👁 { regret}

[@whtetiger]

The fact you didn't notice the lights really pained me. Those animals were crossing legally dammit.

[@danielleenicole13]

I just came to the comments to say this! I took it before watching and most of my answers were based off of lights

[@soleil2318]

IKR I was looking for this

[@PhantasmXYZ]

14:22 to be exact animals crossing legally hoomans crossing illegally Granted, I think most people agree human life is valued more than animal life. However, the car AI systems must be able to distinguish between humans and animals to make this judgement ridiculously fast... I suppose that if the car AI can identify the animals legally crossing, but cannot identify whatever is in the illegal crosswalk, it may still choose to run over the known animals than risk the possibility of whatever it detects in the other crosswalk being hoomans. If the car AI systems cannot positively identify the lifeforms in BOTH crosswalks, only then it may fall back to running through the crosswalk full of whatever is crossing illegally according to the signals.

[@whtetiger]

@@PhantasmXYZ damn, thanks for the full essay. But you're right, a car probably wouldn't default to lights especially in a panic situation. But when I took this with my driving class we all avoided the animals and high the people because we thought "making these wasn't their fault." So it'll probably hit animals due to people putting humans above animals, but it depends on what they decide to make their cars moral compass.

[@MrAlathiel]

especially since it also says that in the notes right below the death totals

[@spiritgate0444]

This becomes more entertaining once you imagine that boyinaband is talking to the grim reaper.

[@madelynsuiter361]

Can I point out the fact that in some of these situations, the pedestrians are walking when given a stop signal. So when it dose show this, and there are even amounts of people the same age, kill the pedestrians........

[@justabagel6579]

Oh... Oh God

[@nixipixi8945]

He definitely has the voice for it.. lol

[@vjtheowl6091]

I bet he's a goth guy judging by the rings and nail polish, so technically grim reaper yeah lol

[@TheSincerety]

@@madelynsuiter361 you must not have watched the whole video

[@pjandbolt1399]

I like corpse's laugh, because his voice is so ominous and his goofy laugh reminds me that he's not actually a demon

[@jordansheeder1558]

And when he's laughing and talking his voice is way higher

[@miranda5651]

Or is he-

[@yolandashikers3666]

Boyinaband: "Do people need to think about this stuff?" Me: Immediately saves the dogs

[@dakotabrown7519]

I want to like but if I do it stops the irony

[@belledrury9383]

YES!

[@LucidMlem]

Looks like he needs to take another morality test

[@weedwackingwilliamjones]

Suspected not confirmed

[@dominiqueluzon2748]

corpse was so nervous his hands told everything. protect that man at all cost

[@jenleon160]

I thought i was the only one who noticed his hands shaking a little. he needs a nice comforting hug.

[@munalabid1718]

@@jenleon160 yess but i do think it had more to do with him being sick :(

[@JanFWeh]

Can't protect him. Don't know his face. (Otherwise I would tell my smartcard to not run him over immediately)

[@Gayredheadbitch94]

Possibly anxiety too, I tend to get hand trembles when my anxiety gets triggered

[@slot_machine]

@@Gayredheadbitch94 he does have anxiety, or at least he gets anxious easily anyways

[@Bl4ckb2rry]

I love how Dave is basically babysitting this chaotic deranged disembodied hand

[@gamerane06yt]

Lol same

[@boop5636]

It’s like thing from the Addams family

[@creepypasta_weird0195]

GDFBGYTMHNFNHJUT THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THE VIDEO ISSS

[@Yoppety]

The Adams families hand if it could talk

[@michaelbahnemann962]

@@boop5636 ''THE HAND'' In theaters on aug 3 2021...

[@riven9179]

I know that corpse is likely sitting in a chair, but I keep imagining him just standing there the whole time. Like, just hovering off screen. Awkwardly shrouded in shadow, back pressed against the wall

[@aleighaG09]

STOP PLEASE my thoughts...MANY thoughts

[@emilyk2176]

I feel like gauging where his shoulder would be and how Dave has to look up at him, he’s probably sitting on a stool or something bc Dave wouldn’t make him stand

[@otakuforlife9309]

I was picturing this as well 😂

[@jdenopadoesstuff4639]

corpse might be tall so dave has to look up and not down but Hmmmmmmmmm

[@aleighaG09]

@@jdenopadoesstuff4639 corpse is 5’10 and Dave is 5’8

[@katiemartin487]

These two are so hilarious together. I love Corpse's personality and his sense of humour. He's so cool. He deserves the whole world. 🥰🥰🥰😂

[@4444vika]

@Bob The Builder *shrimp You can't say the s word >:(

[@inzukad2694]

@@4444vika stfu

[@lovetragic.]

@@inzukad2694 do you get the joke.?

[@inzukad2694]

@@lovetragic. oh, no sorry

[@lovetragic.]

@@inzukad2694 ㅤ

[@5ft4inprotagonist24]

Dave in a bright and happy voice: I have a friend here deep dark voice echoing from the depths of the Abyss: I AM HAND Dave: he's shy

[@alejandramellado3272]

Exactly what i was thinking, honestly hilarious pfft

[@yogurl5366]

I smell fanfiction

[@yogurl5366]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ericavillacencio1809]

Thats corpsy ❤️

[@sparrowwestlake7267]

Yo Gurl Yasssssssss

[@stefirstenberg2447]

traffic lights: exists David: i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that

[@GodBlade132]

Oh damn, I didn't realise them until I saw your comment. That changes a lot

[@dharding3162]

xd

[@Weeb_Goblin]

yeh

[@753238]

traffic rules ... rules are meant to be broken in dangerous scenarios

[@SWTobito0702]

You've got 666 likes. I cannot in good conscience give you a like.

[@JenneeAmell]

I like how the self-driving car knows these people are executives and athletes. Like maybe work on your brakes more than your identification software.

[@aaaaa2264]

😂

[@Frindazer]

very VERY true

[@TECh-wg7mv]

Somehow, I didn't realize this sooner.

[@wrigleyc]

I was thinking that the whole time lol like how does it know

[@elliearthyy3700]

LMAO

[@lemontineYT]

“He’s shy, bless him” Corpse:“I’m gonna get exposed” Dave:”how?” Corpse: “my morals”

[@sammysluv]

Corpse: *Takes a LONG time to decide who he'd kill* Also Corpse: *Pulls out knife on Dave*

[@p1nkPallas]

XD

[@noone-bf1vy]

Your profile pic is that an 18 year old bubbles 😏?

[@charlotteswail2345]

shaky knife hand

[@Kanik_Crow]

It tortures me that corpse is just off screen, but I respect him a ton, and honestly it adds a little mystery to him which I honestly love.

[@dvlcet]

@Betsy Mills how do yk he has curly hair is there a pic or vid

[@zheawesomegilbertbeilschmi7865]

@@dvlcet he was talking about it in one of his Instagram lives

[@dvlcet]

@@zheawesomegilbertbeilschmi7865 link?

[@zheawesomegilbertbeilschmi7865]

@@dvlcet give me a bit and I'll find it

[@dvlcet]

@@zheawesomegilbertbeilschmi7865 thanks

[@yellowapple9204]

his hand has been on the internet for over a year and we are just realizing now wtf

[@voizcrack]

umm his whole body except face has always been in the internet tho

[@azureaqua_1177]

“ *I ‘ M H A N D.* “

[@d.oooooo]

@@voizcrack yes but corpse whole fanbase has a hand fetish

[@mino7154]

@@d.oooooo I don’t 🤔

[@d.oooooo]

@@mino7154 guess your not a true fan

[@SilverFlame819]

I don't know why KZbin is suggesting this video to me again, years later, but okay, I'm here for it. I really hate that I can't pause the video and interact with 4-years-ago Dave and Corpse, so we can discuss this shit in detail. Every time one of you brings up a point, I'm like, "ALSO, what about blablablabla?" XD We'd be taking this damn test all day. Hope you're well, Dave.

[@altheamdv]

1 year ago: corpse is a hand now: corpse is A hand AND has hair AND breathes

[@camocrocs1490]

aa i forgot about the breathing ejjejeb

[@Amanda-yj7cy]

And he has a torso! (remember pewdiepies video. That was actually how I found corpse)

[@Hoppelpinguin]

He has a whole body too. The faceless youtubers video?

[@Amanda-yj7cy]

@@Hoppelpinguin omg I forgot about that HE HAS A BODY!

[@miley3768]

and his name is randal and he works at a automobile shop

[@greatwhite9426]

This whole video seems like Dave is having a casual talk with the devil.

[@andybradley8347]

Lol

[@TreespeakerOfTheLand]

Satan is best boy

[@toxint]

GREATWHITE 2332 👁️👄👁️

[@akikoivunoksa635]

GREATWHITE 2332 yep, and now I wanna have a friendly chat with the devil too

[@TobuscusGameing]

GREATWHITE 2332 That’s every video

[@lameborghini6980]

I love how they both said “ooo we’re gonna get #exposed as bad people haha” and then spent the whole video having very respectable conversations about morality and evaluating each scenario from multiple perspectives - so much respect

[@devonnepandora7965]

We stand wholesome kings

[@user-zw4tt3di8w]

Even 500 likes because of me 💕

[@KunstStueck]

Are they? They focused solely on the peoples description. And maybe I should have had a look at the test myself first, but there was no taking into account, that some people were crossing a red traffic light. That would be an important part in a discussion about personal responsibility. Did I miss something?

[@latihunte5213]

They probably didn't notice that

[@ciandunphy7888]

@@KunstStueck they said at the end they didn’t notice that

[@emily-me3361]

Dave: Fit people normally don’t have medical illnesses. Corpse: I wish that were true in my case... After learning what Corpse has, my heart just broke in two! :(

[@T8UHHH]

Wait what?

[@sadherring]

@@T8UHHH i recommend watching Anthony Padilla's most recent interview with Corpse! In the interview Corpse talks a little bit about his medical condition (i don't remember what it's called) and i really wish for him to get better

[@T8UHHH]

@@sadherring ah, okay then, thanks

[@ChocolatePoltergiest]

@@T8UHHH IIRC he has GERD (which is why his voice is so deep), chronic pain, and severe anxiety.

[@T8UHHH]

@@ChocolatePoltergiest ohh okay

[@darthinsidious838]

Something about the hand-man's voice says that he might fail a card swipe 30+ times live in front of 200k people and his friends. Idk, just a hunch.

[@squid2333]

I also get the hunch that he can't open foil

[@edieleong6311]

JLFKJDLSJF

[@hunny2401]

I'M SCREAMING

[@kysu1556]

i also get a hunch that he showed his "gel" on a stream

[@ellehardy5538]

I get the hunch that he spilled wine on his white tee

[@nacklinrowan3403]

Does Corpse just carry a switchblade, a knife, and a lighter on him when he leaves his apartment? -Also thumb hole in his sleeve :)

[@dreasarchive]

Well he had a gun pulled on him earlier this year soooo

[@gdghfshebss8065]

He’s was almost killed so yeah.

[@Hileavemealone]

What happened?

[@gdghfshebss8065]

Hi leave me alone Someone was stalking him I think and they pulled a gun on him and almost killed him. 🥺

[@Hileavemealone]

@@gdghfshebss8065 Jesus. That man is a walking pile of unluckiness. I hope he's alright. Thanks for responding, by the way.

[@sabis6111]

Imagine a Corpse "face reveal" and he's literally just a floating hand

[@777-m4q]

bruh

[@camocrocs1490]

thing from the addams family

[@mariezumkeller4408]

This was the first funny thing about a face reveal lmao

[@sampiasecki6839]

Why did I wheeze

[@dawn_sunnly]

Lol

[@meghanspencer7537]

2:05 No one: Corpse: *flicks knife out* stop the car. Just priceless. 😂

[@necronyx7176]

"Even the most emotionally supportive of animals doesn't pay taxes." -Dave, 2019

[@The_Weeezard]

So you got Satan to discuss morality on the left side, shouldn't Homie be on your right shoulder?

[@folfysv2563]

No it’s actually the right But ok

[@kogsey]

@@folfysv2563 No it's definitely his left side, your right side tho.

[@sacofrice7581]

Kogsey camera might be flipped

[@kogsey]

@@sacofrice7581 You are correct. I have been rumbled.

[@NathanHaaren]

what does left or right have anything to do with it? none of them are morally superior

[@viprasharma1074]

No one : Literally no one : CORPSE : LIFE SPAN Dave : TAXES OMG 3.2K LIKES THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH JDGJFHJ

[@thesmallraptor4316]

Auth right lib left unity

[@aminaritah7653]

I read it *LIFE SPAIN*

[@bobbobert9379]

Lol when I took it if it was a choice between killing 2 different groups of people (one side of the street or the other), my preference was to just keep the car going straight regardless, as designing the car to identify certain attributes about a person and using it to decide whether to swerve TOWARDS them seems wrong. I also tried to account for levels of risk, if the traffic lights told the pedestrians that they would be safe in crossing the street, try to keep them safe, if they were crossing against the signal, they took a risk in doing that and therefore it may be justified to try to protect the occupants of the vehicle, just like the occupants of the car took a risk in getting into the car in the first place. The question at that point is which is the higher risk. Also, even thought the test says all the occupants will die if the car hits the wall if there is one, they have a much higher likelihood of survival in a real world scenario than a pedestrian, so that may be valuable to consider.

[@Wraithlet]

So I guess you could say toghether they were considering, death and taxes! I'll leave.

[@lorenheckard5146]

No OnE LiTeRaLlY nO oNe

[@strvmpet]

dave clearly didnt have the best morality 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@amberkpowelll]

Any one else realize how Corpse is so accepting of every person and won’t kill anyone for being homeless or “large”. To him a person is a person.

[@maadii]

corpse voice and style:🌪☠️🎱♟🔪🚬 his personality:🥰💕✨💫🌸🎀

[@evan10307]

The bar is low

[@zacharyturner2944]

Well when somebody HAS to die, you have to take that into account.

[@profitsmash672]

@@evan10307 its not like we are hunting down people tho

[@iiaxstheticalflower2966]

@@evan10307 Yes but- You also have to think about it in a sense of- for example, homeless vs. executive. The executive provides jobs and wages in which many live off of, and they benefit many people. The homeless person, although it's sad, might end up dying on the streets anyway, or never being able to get a job and move back in to society. Would you rather people loose a bunch of jobs and possibly become homeless themselves due to the executive dying(for the case of the scenario, we're just going to say there's no one in line and the company will shut down if the exe dies), or, would you rather someone who would most likely die on the streets anyway, albeit a different car, starvation, natural causes, disease, etc. etc.? I'm not trying to say that homeless peoples' lives don't matter just because they're homeless, but take this as you will.

[@JVPurple]

I've seen Corpse play Among us, his morality is actually wholesome.

[@georgiam.3957]

He's a good boi

[@mariad6601]

yeah I would like to give him a hug he's having so many problems poor dude

[@cami195]

Especially with sykunno

[@Mackenzie-Ann]

@@mariad6601 wait I’m new sorry lol like what?

[@mariad6601]

@@Mackenzie-Ann oh well...1st of all, his family was never close to him, he has been living on his own for a very long time. 2nd of all, he has lots of serious medical problems. He has GERD, which is a chronic illness that doesn't allow him to eat his favourite things. He has sleep apnea, insomnia, depression and many other illnesses that he didn't mention. He has stated that he loses a lot of money on medical treatment. 3rd of all, his fanbase, which is more of a simpbase. He mentioned that he's very thankful for his fans, the ones who don't sexualize him, because he said that all that "deep daddy" thing makes him uncomfortable. Sorry for being this long in my comment, but he has a lot of problems that I haven't mentioned yet. He's suicidal, he thinks that all his fans love him for his internet persona, but not for who he really is. He has a great personality, so please don't sexualize him.

[@SilverFlame819]

LOL The discussion about Dave and Corpse taking long breaks for their health made me laugh. Now that I've fully jumped down the Corpse rabbit hole and know who he is and what he does (and watched that long-ass livestream, which was so fucking informative and soothing), I think you both need a hug. And that we require at least like 2 Dave videos a year. Gotta pay those bills somehow, right?!

[@deeds9318]

Corpse: "I love animals, don't get me wrong.." Dave: "but they can die."

[@VeryAnonymousTurtle]

kill the guy not the dog it helps with over population

[@SnoFitzroy]

@@VeryAnonymousTurtle overpopulation isnt real, nazi.

[@ThatPandeGuy]

@@SnoFitzroy yes it is

[@VeryAnonymousTurtle]

@@SnoFitzroy so?

[@SnoFitzroy]

@@ThatPandeGuy No, it's been debunked. Go look at Kurzgesagt's video on it.

[@hez8208]

I feel like Corpse would be that one guy who cries when a dog dies in a movie.

[@AsterAnimates]

I-I’m that guy

[@Guztav1337]

@@evonnemoye1484 Nah, you haven't seen enough of his content

[@MonsieurMaskedMan]

Corpse would love the movie Amores Perros

[@bel410la]

Whoever doesn't cry when a dog dies in a movie is messed up.

[@uhokyt7469]

@@bel410la I dont cry when dog dies cause I don't care about them yeah I am messed up but idc

[@shereenelise]

Dave: “He’s shy” Corpse: **proceed pulls out knife, lighter, etc**

[@joethewolf3750]

Duh. Have you met shy people and gotten them to open up? Savages, all of them.

[@chinwemagee5575]

Me not talking in class my camera is off behind I’m just swinging a knife like it’s fine

[@billiefrogish3602]

@@joethewolf3750 I guess I'm a savage classic,bougie,ratchet 👁👄👁

[@noxious9832]

18:25 I wish that was true in corpses case too

[@stellarfeb]

That hit hard😔

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

Oh.... Oh no.... Same tho

[@KreeZafi]

Did I just watch this video primarily for Corpse's hand cameo? Yes, yes I did. Forgive me Lord for I have violated no simp September. And I regret nothing.

[@aurinac898]

Im glad its oct now :))

[@FYYS4]

yeah. finally Sep over, I finally can come back to my true self- a simp

[@gildedhisoka]

shhhhhh (luckily its oct now :))

[@summerwestbrook4843]

hey lol

[@ayushguruswamy6383]

We can’t simp. You know what next month is. After October. Before December.

[@meap6474]

Corpse's persona: *Edgy boi, intimidating, kinky* Corpse irl: *Actually a really sweet boi who's just as memey as everyone else*

[@adelnoor]

ur comment is cancer

[@cctaryn576]

@@adelnoor theres literally no reason to be an ass about it :/

[@bebejolie8187]

I would have given this a like if it had a less pleasing number of likes already. This way, I will leave the button untouched. But I still like your comment

[@ochacouraraka5176]

@@adelnoor you are hero

[@SargentSisters]

kinky?

[@caroland6770]

Funny to see this now, after Corpse has gotten so much attention through the Among Us gameplays!

[@Gayredheadbitch94]

Loyal fan since 2015

[@amour9086]

I love his narrative horror stories, I remember my sister showed me them back in the beginning of 2019 and I’m glad he is getting recognized more tho

[@RadiantSharaShaymin]

I watched this video about when it was posted and had no idea who he was (because I'm a chicken) but I'm able to watch his Among Us videos. I actually just came from one of them, KZbin suggested this to me, and I was so shocked that Among Us wasn't the first time I've heard of him. Just want to add that I get chills whenever he's Imposter because WOW he's terrifying!

[@illusions4559]

This was last year

[@omnombleh]

Yeah so glad I know who he is now😊

[@Brooke-dy7gx]

Corpse: 'older like in your 30's' Me, A 32 year old, crying in apparent old-ness lol

[@MorbidMagik]

Same....same

[@mystikad3]

Corpse's hands are beautiful

[@jorjaneate783]

Yes ☺

[@Doubleboobs]

😭🤚😩

[@calliet019]

We got #Onlyhands trending globally yesterday that was lit

[@batata1976]

I love how people can literally simp over hands

[@icantfitmynamei-5855]

@@batata1976 if you think of it that way its hilariouss, over hands and a voice

[@aambuhhssharkk6035]

This is like Kira and Ryuk just casually discussing the next kill

[@winterbear6244]

im crying💀

[@arundhatisharma5743]

lmaoo

[@funkyyyfaith8229]

OMG😂😂😂

[@skeletnsunflwer9173]

Underrated comment lol

[@kirar9195]

WAITTTT LMAO

[@skatertita]

Dave: this is my friend. He's shy, bless him With the voice of a demon God, Corpse: Hey

[@deviljho4260]

Angelita Saez he sounds like a teenage demon fuckyboi

[@hi_oops]

Alt title: corpse wanting to be in the video without being in the video for 10 minutes straight 😭🤚🏽

[@valsyoda]

everybody gangsta til corpse giggles

[@meebopng]

timestamps please ✨

[@valsyoda]

@@meebopng 19:04

[@montanamoore6642]

@@meebopng same lol

[@kenzlol2830]

deadass it's soBAHASHISIWDFJSH I CANT EXPLAIN

[@ArturHedlund]

Hahahah wt fwas that

[@4-C0SM1C.ST4RS-4]

I laughed so hard when Corpse pulled out a knife.

[@fermentedoj315]

Same, Dave's face was golden

[@Walter-i8h2k]

2:09

[@corneliaschmit]

I'd like but you have 666 likes sooo

[@alysandraabdallah4477]

@@corneliaschmit was literally about to comment that. lol

[@maxgarcia7717]

I panicked at first lmao

[@cuddlebeargames2883]

I love their friendship a lot. Also Corpse just bringing out a flip knife as a joke and Dave being slightly alarmed is me with my friends.

[@luxy828]

Mood

[@Lilly1021-1]

2 flip knives!

[@cuddlebeargames2883]

@@Lilly1021-1 WHAT DO YOU HAVE 2 KNIVES! NO!!

[@Lilly1021-1]

@@cuddlebeargames2883 lmao yes

[@PS-vr1uv]

yeah he has 2 different knives lol

[@zoweewee]

Dave: "He's shy bless his heart" Corpse: "Wuddup baby girl ;)"

[@wixble]

why did corpse have two DIFFERENT knives AND a lighter

[@arianaplante3683]

he almost got killed earlier in the year or smthn

[@madi183]

Can y’all give me the time stamps? I can’t find any of the times he pulls out the knife, or anything else.

[@wixble]

@@madi183 2:10 and 18:48

[@lydialarissa6418]

@@arianaplante3683 wait- really? Can u tell me more of it?

[@mitalipanwar4040]

@@lydialarissa6418 In one of his recent videos he said that he had a gun pulled out on him in a street

[@wolfxoxo2555]

0:28 "I'm gonna get exposed..my morals.." Nobody: Me: ✨Moral Reveal✨

[@liekegwjeje]

I'm just wondering how dafuq would the car know if someone is a doctor, homeless, a man or a woman and not be able to stop in time........

[@stefan_ceausu]

😂😂😂 respect man i was wondering the same shit

[@Ellensai]

A frightening glimpse of future technology lol

[@makicheese123]

Future cars are just gonna take one look at you and label you "broke af" before you get smacked

[@jadenedaj]

Facial recognition software and a database of people plus failing brakes. I don't see whats whats so hard to imagine, computers are fast, and the cars could be connected to a network of surveillance cameras, they could know who is around a corner without even seeing them.

[@liekegwjeje]

@@jadenedaj interesting I didn't think of that :)

[@xxmyharturhandzxx]

you seemed so sweet dave. you made me happy.

[@cromagnonidiot]

💀

[@Christiantheforestdweller]

Nothing has been proven yet

[@alexcat6685]

I agree with this comment whole heartly, until I'm proven otherwise, Dave my Favorite Boyinaband, adorable Psychopath/j

[@FrogHoarder]

Why is everyone simping for Corpse, I just want to hug him

[@justacommenter6960]

Same bro

[@midnightstatic9437]

Same

[@james__anna_burns4885]

he sounds like he’s been through a lot 😔

[@justpureregret]

dude same

[@starmestars2394]

Omg meee

[@wrenblue]

"kill the old people, that seems pretty straightforward to me" doesn't sound *great* out of context (edit: why are half the replies to this people wanting to kill old people? please don't kill old people)

[@margemason]

u sure? kill a boomers and send them straight to hell

[@zaftnotameni]

it sounds universally great in any context

[@liebling4069]

@@zaftnotameni bRUh lmao

[@redpillgermany2162]

day of the pillow!

[@rattlehead999]

@@zaftnotameni True, even personally I wouldn't want to live much longer than 55 years... like at that point quality of life goes down the drain, so even though you are alive, you basically start becoming as good as that and on top of that you are less productive to counter-productive, and then you start leeching off of other people, and then at some point you just eat, shit, piss and breath, like that's agony...