English guy takes English citizenship test

[@scott_69]

Dave refers to the war of the roses, “this is proper game of thrones stuff ”. Doesn’t realise that game of thrones is based on the war of the roses.

[@eliiuu9597]

lol yes

[@x_sushirolls_x716]

Many fantasy stories are based on British history

[@AnnaGlin]

York and Lancaster, Stark and Lannister, they even sound similar!

[@Mirimes]

@@AnnaGlin that's exactly what i thought! At least Lancaster, maybe for the La-ster

[@notanerdtv]

Lol

[@papismoif]

"What does UK Parliament know about UK Parliament" is a surprisingly reasonable question

[@saltyonions9268]

Poor parliament amirite

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

PapiSmoif the UK Parliament doesn’t know anything about the UK Parliament because it’s best political candidate is some random KZbinr that’s just now running for the UK Parliament.

[@upinarms79]

I was going to make this exact comment if no one else had.

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

upinarms79 I’m glad that I’m not the only fan of Boyinaband’s channel that’s also a fan of Sargon of Akkad.

[@bunni2583]

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr ...You mean the guy who was literally only hired to tank what remains of UKIP?

[@whiterunguard8916]

“I’m sorry sir but you failed the British citizenship test” “Ah bloody hell!” “Never mind welcome to Britain”

[@PS-vr1uv]

@jeep biscuit lmaoo

[@bilybb3596]

Religious hentai.what a name lmao

[@Starlight-rb3sp]

Yes but only if they say it like: ‘bloody ‘ell!’

[@s_lasgalen]

Wankerrrr

[@serapher-p9y]

Nice profile pic

[@juliett925]

“The English system is stupid, this is stupid i am stupid, sorry” True words of dave

[@6xmaaaa]

bro exactly I live there and it’s absolutely stupid f* this.

[@sarahfeng]

"well...this guy has 'words' in his name." honestly my logic any time i take a test

[@NotMyLaifu]

But you're Komaeda so no wonder it works out for you

[@betterdenu999]

500th like your welcome

[@pathalenvivaldi7811]

"I wasn't taught this in English school." Ah, brings back so much nostalgia.

[@Sp00tnikStudios]

*I wAs NeVeR tAuGh WhAt LaWs ThErE aEr*

[@serafinschaller1688]

*I wAs NeVeR tAuGhT tHe LaWs Of ThE CoUnTrY i LiVe In*

[@kythere]

*BuT I kNOW aLl ThE wAyS HeNrY tHe EiGtH KiLlED hIS wOmEn*

[@roseclouds5838]

MidnightBlue DiVoRCE BEhEadeD ANd DIeD DIvoRcE BeHEaDED SUrvIVED

[@malhekuba7473]

@@roseclouds5838 GLad tHaT's In My hEaD InStEaD oF FiNaNcIaL AdViCE!

[@GermaphobeMusic]

19:32 "I wish I was in a boy band" - Boyinaband, 2019

[@bora7672]

he should change his name to inaboyband

[@toprak3479]

Boyinabandinaboyband

[@Haydudes87]

Spot on

[@randomanimatedchronicles4747]

Boyinaboyband

[@MCPilot1201]

Mohammad Nadeem Nope. It's not irony. Watch more VSauce

[@sydneyrey1414]

"east is england, west is wales" Me an Australian: "everything is up"

[@SkaterBlades]

Don't you have to hold onto something in Australia so you don't fall off the planet?

[@merlinpinkfeather]

East is up

[@sydneyrey1414]

@@merlinpinkfeather I'm trying so hard to follow that statement but I just can't

[@merlinpinkfeather]

@@sydneyrey1414 oh u wouldnt get it, it's a twenty one pilots reference.

[@sydneyrey1414]

@@merlinpinkfeather ...oh lol k whatever

[@grimhood7382]

"what gods do you have?" "IDK man I just like wearing a turban"

[@hadassah6563]

😂😂Lol It's pretty silly, but I guess dude likes turbans 🤣

[@JohnAndJohner]

Have you seen a dude in a suit and a turban with a big beard? They look regal as fuck.

[@Kovukingsrod]

😂

[@dorothypierre754]

The funny part is that Sikhism is monotheistic 😂

[@D3VM]

"Patrick is definitely frickin'...Jacksepticeye land" Died there

[@kiddo9355]

It’s also my birthday thing :)

[@mgc7199]

Jacksepticeye, King of Ireland.

[@ayanoaishi1932]

"St.Patrick is Jacksepticeye land* -Dave, 2019

[@ajinasawor]

@Ahmed M his full name is boyinaband

[@snovatheidiot]

@Ahmed M Dave is the name of the guy in this channel but his real name is David

[@bluebell560]

Don’t forget about RTGame

[@elenagraves6249]

Test: When were men and women given the right to vote at age 21? Dave: I was never taught what laws there are, *I was never taught what laws there are*

[@shaelynmartin1996]

But I know how Henry the Eighth killed all his women

[@prideofmanny2981]

@@shaelynmartin1996 devorced beheaded died divorced beheaded survived Now thats in my head instead of finacial advice

[@sissi2204]

Apparently there's thirty, do you know them? i don't!

[@amysemler9835]

Why the hell can't we both resite them by rote

[@hyyjij]

Nova C Or how money works at all-where does it come from? How does the thing that motivates the world function?

[@theeveoftime2052]

DuDe, Did YoU sEe ThAt GnArLy WaVe? -Boyinaband 2019

[@dontreadmyprofilepictureyt]

lmfaoo D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶

[@2Meows]

I am a Californian and never have i ever seen the surfer stereotype

[@theeveoftime2052]

@@2Meows Except from a British person 😂😂

[@nonamedliz4851]

Whenever a British person is duing an american accent, they either do sufer talk, hard jersey, valley girl, or Texan southern. XD

[@2Meows]

@@nonamedliz4851 for real though

[@joshualovis6726]

"I am the most British person you will ever see" me: looks in mirror, looks at username, starts to cry

[@2ethefirst318]

it's okay, don't be sad just because you were born in that country

[@edibleforks]

@@2ethefirst318 And what country were you born in exactly?

[@2ethefirst318]

@@edibleforks Upside down land

[@edibleforks]

@@2ethefirst318 crikey

[@2ethefirst318]

@@edibleforks crikey indeed

[@degeneratephoenix8889]

"...which policies exist..." ***AND HOW TO MAKE A CHANGE***

[@zannamartin5907]

Degenerate Phoenix HOLY SHIT I KENW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE I STARTED RAPPING DONT STAY IN SCHOLL WHEN HE SAID THAt!

[@brotherthesus9869]

Right

[@-shiningnuit-310]

“Mais oui, je parle un peu de français.” Omg honestly when ever he says anything like this my mind goes straight to it even though I haven’t listened to that rap in so long....

[@DiabolicalPaperClip]

My fav was the part where you looked at four of the most famous poets on earth, wondered which of them might do poetry, and then chose Wordsworth bc he had 'words' in his name.

[@allskillgaming4806]

Tbh I didn't know who any of them were

[@MissCaraMint]

@@allskillgaming4806 You should check them out. Beautiful work. Also you’ll love to read about Lord Byron’s life. Super interesting dude.

[@KennaDeMerkedo]

"on earth" is a bit of a stretch...

[@DiabolicalPaperClip]

@@KennaDeMerkedo it's really not tbh, popular poets locally differ depending on location/language but those are definitely some of the most widely read.

[@CamerHD]

@@DiabolicalPaperClip You're probably British then. Being neither American nor British, I would agree on Blake and Wordsworth but Poe and Frost are definitely missing on a global top 5 or something like that.

[@KpaBaPa]

"What does the UK Parliament know about the UK Parliament" Frighteningly accurate and relevant atm

[@heatherchandler2840]

Moood

[@fantasticmelon6564]

*finger guns* ayyyyyyyy

[@Fanrose2475]

[fwooshes hair]

[@fantasticmelon6564]

@@Fanrose2475 Maybe it's Maybelline?

[@Fanrose2475]

@@fantasticmelon6564 [gets body dismembermed and sold to African tribe]

[@christophechattou8159]

Boyinaband: *uploads 3 videos in a month* Me: hold up, wait a minute, somethin' ain't right

[@coffeeaddictedflick7100]

Hopefully not getting ready for another hiatus :(

[@dino-mite2661]

Nah something _is_ right!

[@jaxvipre8606]

Or Something's terribly right?

[@jcouchman3356]

He’s just making up for lost time

[@MWCruiser]

The title of this video would just be “Don’t Stay In School; Government Edition”

[@a7iicus448]

@@wandering4104 At least not if you wanna stay in the EU. :p

[@iamarchibald]

Semi colon

[@MWCruiser]

electric Rock not fixing it

[@jennywilliams8382]

Maybe it should be do stay in school because he didn’t know basic British history

[@dark_attribute]

"Don't Stay In The EU"

[@henriettab9942]

test: when was the carta magna created? me, an American: isn't it the magna carta...?

[@natasha-ut7si]

I'm from the UK and I thought that too!

[@aliciaclaire81]

It is Magna Carta. I’m hoping this was just a shitty clickbait test. Otherwise, yikes.

[@ravnitesanchez6183]

It definatleyt is Magna Carta, im british and were learning abt it now

[@CherrrrBear]

Right?

[@brandonhey7797]

Me, a person from Britain: Same my Yankee dude.

[@m4n4h1l]

“England is a country” *nick crompton has left the chat*

[@user-zd8ge4bu5n]

Lmaoo

[@oe3567]

EᑎGᒪᗩᑎᗪ Iᔕ ᗩ ᒪᗩᑎᗪ🛬

[@issumusi]

@@user-zv7yb4yp9g cause its funny

[@roo2139]

I'm so proud of you that you're uploading regularly. Don't stress yourself, but be productive. You're my favourite English dude! Edit: turns out he isn't english lol He's my favourite non English English dude!

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

True dat

[@girlysoap9031]

I live in England so I can't exactly say he's my favourite English person 😂😂😂 He's in the top lot for sure

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

Zed Morningstar I’m my least favorite English dude

[@oj3738]

Yes you are also my favorite

[@roo2139]

@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 You're my second favourite English dude

[@putridabomination]

Fun fact: Everyone who immigrates and takes a Citizenship Test have to know more than the actual citizens.

[@acetivorans]

Well I mean what are they gonna do? test every citizen at age 18 and kick them out if they fail? haha

[@putridabomination]

@@acetivorans No I'm just saying that people applying for citizenship know more than the average citizen.

[@RetroGenetic]

@@acetivorans And funnily enough, it also goes for Finland. And I whole heartedly vote for kickign them out :D

[@acetivorans]

@@RetroGenetic hahaha yeah~

[@mmmk1616]

In the US most of us would fail I'm sure.

[@victoriaodegaard1]

Boyinaband: *Fails English citizenship test twice* Boyinaband: "I was not taught what LAWS there are"

[@vitotito12]

Boyinaband started posting videos again. Average Dopamine +100

[@MrSlothnose]

The War of the Roses actually inspired Game of Thrones! Hence the names Lannister (Lancaster) and Stark (York).

[@user-og1et3iy3f]

@@NikhilGokhale -rk?

[@Michaelalondon]

Nini G Sean Beans yorkshire accent was no accident.

[@solarsatan9000]

Actully it didnt its based off the pre norman times hence the 7 kingdoms

[@brandonchandlerMGnO]

@@solarsatan9000 Can't it be based on multiple things?

[@beomloumin504]

@@solarsatan9000 It's based on multible historical events. These two being the main ones.

[@groodey5714]

Later that day Boyinaband was deported back to school. His worst nightmare.

[@EricMcNugget]

And he still wasn't taught anything to apply to his adult life.

[@Hjh826]

Now he can make don't stay in school 2

[@zrenoxzrenox474]

#Don't Stay In School

[@eatcheese8soup]

#Dontstayinschool

[@jae3004]

Too bad he wasn't taught _what laws there are._

[@3van660]

"Who was given the title of Lord Protector? Sounds pretty old." *_Proceeds to consider if he should pick the person youngest of the options by 300 years._*

[@behnammcdelijani3898]

Next video: English guy loses his English citizenship.

[@wigglyfruit4708]

Boy in a band: and I oop

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

He needs to take a US citizenship test.

[@bluebloodcell9420]

Or... " Vlog: Moving to space because of the failed citizenship test! (Not clickbait)"

[@Sparkle8205]

He did one too many oopsies

[@heyhey2968]

I have more for the title And drinks do you get it back

[@greyjay9492]

12:31 they couldn’t even get the name of the MAGNA CARTA correct

[@brody_pierogi]

I mean, it could be a translation error..... oh wait....

[@shadowpanda3748]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! And then I was like, maybe there are different ways of saying it??? Because how could the ENGLISH GOVERNMENT get that wrong!

[@TheRenegade...]

Could go either way technically?

[@memeregime8187]

In latin based languages nouns come before adjectives, my mother is an Argentinian and she says ‘Carta Magna’, it is ‘Magna Carta’ here but the correct Latin grammatical term is ‘Carta Magna’.

[@blaster1185]

Zaid crap in America we had to learn this how did they get it wrong

[@btsruinedme]

some of you guys didn't learn your British history from Horrible Histories and it shows.

[@ZaLewdWarudo]

I've been rewatching the series on Netflix. Reminds me of many after school afternoons back when I was younger.

[@wizenwashere1668]

btsruinedme ikr

[@Luculencia]

I loved those books :)

[@zahrasaid7137]

btsruinedme omg I used to love that! Funny how I know study History in university.

[@Furiousmiget]

THOSE BOOKS WERE AMAZING!

[@evaporatedwater7778]

The only time I’ve EVER heard anyone say “ gnarly “ is when someone is pretending to be like an American stereotype

[@eliminati0457]

I heard it in "History of the entire World I guess" by Bill wurtz "And eats chemical soup mad of gnarly space ingredients left over from it was raining rocks or whatever" xD

[@greykendall1830]

lol yeah

[@tyler8028]

You need more gnarly friends then

[@evaporatedwater7778]

Tyler, ok sure 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aiyana02]

i heard Emkay say it a bunch of times. dont know if he does it ironically but yeah

[@lilith9725]

"Dude did you see that gnarly wave" that’s how we all speak for sure.

[@brotherben15-88]

All Americans

[@Cloud-wl8lp]

as an American I can 100 percent confirm this dudes

[@zellafae]

Radical man

[@Brock73]

I totally surf in my freezing, American state of Idaho.

[@westonkenyonmusic]

Yeah, that's Californian. I'm in NY, on *the other side of the country.*

[@ladyyona7966]

"This is proper Game of Thrones stuff!" *GoT was inspired by the War of Roses* Edit: Thank you dear older sister for that piece of information. She's writing her bloody dissertation paper on ASOIAF (yes, yes, the book, not that abomination of nature of a show)

[@jejeje6034]

I know it is soooi funnyy

[@boghag]

York Stark Lancaster Lannister They even sound alike

[@heinsiegert5275]

It's so cool that shows such as GoT inspired entire wars

[@slvsq]

heard it was inspired by Les Rois Maudits which is about the French monarchy

[@MWCruiser]

Thank you IMDB trivia

[@moonmybyul1361]

>commits genocide on Ireland >is one of the greatest Britons of all time If that's not British, I don't know what is.

[@beththedarkmage3359]

It's not Scottish, that's for sure. We're all Irish immigrants.

[@beththedarkmage3359]

@flip inheck Well, Gaelic was spoken there for quite some time and the lowlands are where a lot of big changes happened culturally, so despite me generalizing, it's mostly true. The gene pool is so mixed up with the UK it's hard to distinguish between Scottish, Irish, Welsh and English heritage; pretty much any DNA kit will not specify between them.

[@aaronmorrison8050]

@@beththedarkmage3359 Scotland is a part of Britain thou

[@mralfey]

How to become increasingly British, by Boyinaband: 1. Break a plastic flag pole 2. Place said flag in said hair 3. Put on a golfer’s hat 4. Say “bloody hell” in good accent 5. Get more British by putting on Sherlock Holmes hat 6. Become ULTRA BRITISH by putting on a top hat BTW: This was written by an American

[@nix.i]

gnarly waves dude!

[@endmysuffering7903]

you forgot 'spend most of your life drinking earl grey tea'

[@jamesbrewer6970]

this is rascist . shut up

[@cecilygood754]

CT -2007 No, this is how we evolve. You must be new to the UK, don’t worry you’ll learn.

[@jamesbrewer6970]

@@cecilygood754 i'm actually 99.67% english. this guy was an american

[@TheDailyEgg]

What!? Regular uploads? What have you done with the real Dave??

[@kristianwilliams6347]

This Dave set a 10,000 pound bet with his sister.

[@deleted2869]

David: **uploads regularly** Everyone else: *_confused screaming_*

[@TheFuriousBean]

I'm scared

[@Ted_________]

Apparently he was in a coma!

[@2001maurits]

What do you mean 'david'... His name is boy, and he's in a band

[@juliawerner7519]

lol right? And omg totally here for oopsie time~ New favorite thing💚💜

[@dumbname939]

Maurits Spijker Can’t wait till someone doesn’t tell that’s a joke lol

[@bluebell560]

DAVE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! YOU’RE UPLOADING REGULARLY!!!!

[@shadow9570]

Blue Bell he’s not depressed anymore

[@jonathanvazquez2534]

Roomie cured his depression

[@acidicmen3882]

It's JonTron all over again

[@nuggetnougat]

*"unless the original version of golf was when you take, like a log, like, a tree, and swing it at some invader's head."* -Dave 2019

[@Harudath]

"What's with all this Game of Thrones stuff?" Houses Stark and Lannister were based (loosely) on York and Lancaster from the War of the Roses

[@atinyfifi1233]

Throwing logs at badgers... Ah yes, the national past time of my people, no Saturday is complete without it.

[@Drotdog]

I literally read the start of this comment as he said it.

[@AetherAudio]

The good ol' days!

[@GermAntibody]

XD

[@MidnightAssass1n]

When you’re Australian so you can get away with saying bloody hell and dude did you see that gnarly wave

[@hadassah6563]

🤣🤣🤣 Basically...

[@hadassah6563]

Add a few swear words for good measure🙄

[@theartypineapple]

We get the best of both worlds

[@AmmaraSHAH773377]

Yh I've noticed some of your city accents are becoming more American even on neighbours and home and away i think there's an American when its just a city Aus Its a shame man y'all keep your accent alive cus youth evolved into a good un after the British BBC one in the 40s

[@MidnightAssass1n]

Ammara Shah I’m rural it annoys me aswell, I can’t stand that letter r

[@Emporer-hz1dd]

Dave: i really like Scotland I’ve been there a bunch of times Me: (happy Scottish noises)

[@dawnrandomrants35]

Aww bless that made me smile so cute 🤣🥰❤🕊

[@Gorbenko-yo1kk]

Gonna be honest I just think of a set of bagpipes as the noises you produce

[@johnvoidec5170]

"Where are the crown jewels kept?" Trick question, it's actually "my pants"

[@achillesreyskens2774]

I heard they are rather small

[@lycos94]

they're actually just in the Queen's cupboard

[@UncleSpenkor]

that’s immediately what i thought of 😂

[@Lurking_under_ur_bed]

That's 'Family Jewels'

[@KrispyKrabby]

I remember having a teacher who said there was no such thing called "England". She would have done great on this test.

[@KrispyKrabby]

@SlyPrince She didn't actually lol

[@dawn8293]

Wut the hecc

[@amsyarzero]

bruh

[@-murray-]

Pardon me, but what the fuck

[@press8704]

dave: plays national anthem the queen: teleports behind him dave: N A N I ?

[@salmay4266]

Omaywa mo chindieru

[@bluegemsgt5789]

*OMAEWA MO SHINDERU*

[@gasterblaster4116]

I found really interesting the question about the English defeating the Spanish Armada. I am from Spain and here, instead of saying that the battle was lost, we are taught that a huge storm destroyed all the ships before even getting to the battle. Turns out history is subjective to the country :D

[@Ava-wm6cv]

That is what we learned in Ireland too. Supposedly some spainish sailors washed ashore and stayed. Including one who apparently became the lover or grainneuaile, the pirate queen.

[@Paul-zk2tn]

Well thats because thats what happened. England also then went on to lose a lot of their ships to a storm en route to Spain.

[@velikynovgorod4358]

Pretty sure both versions happened. Storm hit the armada and what survived was defeated by the British with their smaller ships.

[@silver-jc4ix]

I'm Spanish too and in my school they taught us that the Spanish Armada wasn't appropriately prepared to the weather and the British were more tactically advanced so they won easily.

[@MissCaraMint]

Not subjective per se, but the few ships that did survive were easy pickings for the English. This of course them became a well publisized victory. Often overstating the ammounts of ships present at the battle. Remember PR has always been important. Still there is no question that there was fighting involved.

[@roninzo3354]

"where are the crown jewels kept?" Me: *looks down*

[@Fanrose2475]

I knew it

[@gonerofsavers3813]

......im gilty

[@hotpinkcrayolas]

I was gonna like it, but it has 69 likes and I cannot be the one to ruin that x

[@levigames141]

Wow 👏 👏

[@marlenejohnson1599]

○_○

[@stsjs6938]

Fun fact: Game of Thrones is actually based on The War of the Roses

[@krautgazer]

Yup! House York = House Stark, House Lancaster = House Lannister

[@francatcreations6324]

Yup. British history is brutal AF

[@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken]

Basically all of A Song of Ice and Fire is based on something historical.

[@stsjs6938]

@Hiba MOHAMED RIZWAN 😅 I only saw it now

[@johnturner4400]

StS JS. Only the other side won

[@joshjpac1509]

“This is proper game of thrones stuff” Game of thrones was actually based on the Wars of the Roses

[@Julioc96]

Lancaster=Lannister York=Stark

[@shyre836]

pissed off noises, i said this first and noone noticed

[@thog664]

Were the white walkers also involved in the Wars of the Roses?

[@caioandrade2088]

@@thog664 those are the irish

[@kuhluhOG]

actually the whole Platagenets dynasty

[@nakupovani1]

“Scottish people are pretty chill” -Boyinaband 2019 Me a Scottish person:I play the knife game would you like to play?

[@caesar1680]

nakupovani1 oh yes the knife game is chill asf isnt it

[@nakupovani1]

@@caesar1680 Yeah actually it’s chill (except that I finally stabbed myself yesterday so I can’t use my left hand until next week...)

[@caesar1680]

nakupovani1 ah well done

[@nakupovani1]

@@caesar1680 it was a bad idea since now I can’t play any games that have 2 buttons on each side...

[@ended_ellipsis]

Ah yes and all my friends are pussys and do it with pencils 😂

[@auxchar]

"I should start a group" Andrew, Rob, and Roomie: are we a joke to you?

[@yc5263]

i'd like to see a roomie andrew collab tbh

[@justronjay9226]

No American I know has ever said "ah bloody hell" without putting on the accent.

[@yakacm]

Monty Burns doesn't put the accent on

[@justronjay9226]

Monty Burns isn't real.

[@daniel9721]

TECHNICALLY the Brits don't either

[@lt.generalofsalt4273]

Uk= bloody hell America= what the fuck

[@MrHatoi]

I just tried to do it and I don't think it's physically possible.

[@DANLi_]

“What does the UK Parliament know about UK Parliament” Well, apparently *nothing*

[@shannoso6918]

Clearly

[@xxxanolaxxx9407]

Nowadays that’s accurate

[@entropykk]

"*the most british person you will ever see*" The spiffing brit: *hol up*

[@РшжрсжрвэаУнфвщеыеы]

What a faffingly odd man, he truly has not seen bludeeeeee Davviidddd fukin tenant innit

[@TicalaKing]

"This is proper game of thrones stuff" Yes, because that's what it is based off of

[@rivermay109]

Is it?

[@MidgeCat]

Yes

[@sirapple589]

There was a war fought based on Game Of Thrones?

[@palmtree1958]

@@sirapple589 @Jane Smith please tell me you're both joking

[@THAMNOS]

@@palmtree1958 r/whoosh

[@thegreensunsetgroup2501]

9:56 You are only 66.67% British, that must mean you are 33.33% hair.

[@lauren2791]

The Green Sunset Group you mean 44.43% hair? But anywho this is the best comment ever

[@thegreensunsetgroup2501]

@@lauren2791 66.67 + 33.33 = 100 No I mean 33.33% but thanks for trying.

[@SirTylerGolf]

@@lauren2791 are you familiar with the concept of numbers

[@losslesswifi]

Apple Cinnamon that’s 110, not 100, just use a calculator, or just remember to carry the 1

[@blazoraptor3392]

@@lauren2791 66 + 44 = 110. 66.67 + 44.43 = 111.1. Your math blows my mind.

[@dougthemoleman]

A Song of Ice and Fire is based in part on the War of the Roses. House Lannister was also probably lifted from House Lancaster. I realise you probably know this already.

[@sevret313]

@@loltwest9423 Tony Stark/Iron Man build his Stark Tower in New York, that's how.

[@isakrivo351]

I have a more plausible theory about the name Stark. Okay, so, A Song of Ice & Fire started as a D&D campaign that George R.R. Martin ran for his friends, and the name of "Stark" house came from the rogue's player character, Aria Stark.

[@istoppedcaring6209]

casterly rock was probably taken from the castle of the counts in ghent (as the name gravensteen translates to countsrock and the banner of a golden lion on a red field is way to similar to our lion, which can be both golden on a black field or black on a golden field also the fact that ghent was at that time as prominent as paris, and london, (sort of) and as bruges and well, lanisport has a similar position in that universe

[@agihammerthief8953]

Westeros is basically England with Cornwall (Dorne, in this case) teleported from the south-western corner to the south-eastern.

[@Zabiru-]

@@istoppedcaring6209 Heh. Yet more evidence of the Scandinavian influences in Britain. Always interesting. Graven~=Greven = The Count in modern Swedish. Steen~=Sten=Rock

[@-dennis3755]

"In Schools they should just let people play Civ, for history" Well sure for History thatd work.. But For Math.. For Math they should play Factorio

[@MrJorge3010]

And Human Resource Machine for IT classes

[@seberrino8506]

Dave: Researches the war of the roses that game of thrones is quite literally based on Dave: "Wow this is some real game of thrones stuff"

[@mmmk1616]

ikr!

[@vivilonrane1330]

it's cool he kinfa figured it out by himself without the context though :D

[@mmmk1616]

@@vivilonrane1330 I've been thinking on it, I wonder if he's saying it as a joke? Like he really knows and is being sarcastic or something? Re-watched it and I am not sure, he seems sincere and not "acting", but you never know, he's good :)

[@sarasmr4278]

It made me happy 😊

[@samjoshi1812]

@@mmmk1616 He really doesn't know his history

[@angrygopnik7784]

"I don't watch football I don't care." *Hears yelling outside of his window* *Gets lynched*

[@RubenGmez]

The snap created a rip in the timeline. Dave uploads regularly in this timeline, bois!

[@lixieflix927]

The only timeline that matters

[@darthvader5201]

Jesus was the only person with the respawn button

[@adammcfall5133]

No he wasn't, osiris, baldr and a host of other figures from religion and stories come back from death, sometimes on a regular basis. The local hospital brings people back from death all the time, sometimes even inducing a clinical death.

[@darthvader5201]

@@adammcfall5133 ok you are forgetting Rasputin

[@adammcfall5133]

@@darthvader5201 Actually Rasputin's killers were just bad at it. They cooked out the poison, didn't put enough black powder in their gun, and even fired three shots total, including one point blank to the forhead. Rasputin finally died of drowning.

[@darthvader5201]

@@adammcfall5133 ._.

[@Ellenchattergirl]

"What does the UK Parliament know about the UK Parliament?" -Dave, 2019

[@Mii.2.0]

UK Parliament: Yes.

[@DodoGTA]

Nice pride flag

[@Ellenchattergirl]

Woah, thanks for the likes guys! Didn't expect it to get that big lol

[@branson9271]

Read this just as he said that

[@ayanoaishi1932]

@@Mii.2.0 Dave: *No*

[@nathankenmajor]

‘What does the U.K. parliament know about the U.K. parliament?’ Not a lot, Dave

[@annoyingloudmicrowaveculti4373]

Just take a look at Brexit

[@sylvia7961]

fair enough

[@moonshune]

AND I PRESENT FREE THOUGHTS FROM THE PROCEEDING OF THE CONTINENTAL CONGRESS

[@rowanmcnabb-friedmann8138]

This man speaks the truth!!!!!

[@zuko1569]

Just answer "tea" on all the questions and you'll pass 99% of the time

[@Chaiileya]

I’m laughing way harder than I should be at this lmao

[@dansworldpapaya5432]

Im offended

[@dansworldpapaya5432]

Who me

[@dansworldpapaya5432]

If yes can you plz sub

[@TheOneNullNone]

wait what about the other 1%?

[@sandramashni5978]

When he was trying to be American, he sounded like a cali surfer 😂

[@sandramashni5978]

Idk, are they???? CONSPIRACY

[@annonymous6827]

@@sandramashni5978 no we're not lol

[@sandramashni5978]

@@annonymous6827 Ik, I am Californian I was just making a joke 😂😂

[@annonymous6827]

@@sandramashni5978 I know was joking too mate love boyinaband he's so funny in a British way, but I guess it applies to me as well...

[@twigtoyoulater]

lmaoooo we don't sound like that

[@modassalvis]

asking sports questions in a citizenship exam is like being graded on your grammar in a maths exam.

[@SapioiT]

Well, both happen, so it's a fair comparison.

[@mathiasrryba]

Sometimes they require you to write w full sentence answer to a maths question and because of it they can invalidate your answer if your grammar is wrong.

[@modassalvis]

@@mathiasrrybawell... I was not the best at maths. Thats why I am an art student now.

[@step3profit]

@@modassalvis Maths is full of grammar so i guess that explains a lot.

[@alexhunter90]

Britain's naff priorities for ya :')

[@cool_lizard_clips]

David: I don't wanna call it a boy band Me: But you're a bloody boy in a band

[@prinxej5390]

All he'd have to do is change his intro to: "Hi! I'm Dave from BoyInABoyBand"

[@Halberddent]

"What does the parliament know about the parliament?" A question worth asking.

[@largain]

Brexit intensifies.

[@Itsaxelia]

Wow 69 likes

[@davidd.6448]

@@Itsaxelia nice

[@juultjeboots319]

Dave: is this frinkin’ game of thrones? Also Dave: Edits in foto of Boromir of lord of the rings

[@-murray-]

Didn't the man who played Boromir play some guy in Game Of Thrones too? Idk though, don't end me plz

[@johannesvahlkvist]

@@-murray- yes, a main character at that

[@-murray-]

@@johannesvahlkvist yay good job me

[@prideofmanny2981]

@@-murray- lol " yay good job me"

[@JosephineDeSmet]

me * plays God save the queen * queen: "I have been summoned"

[@deathwatch6081]

Josephine De Smet Me:*plays rule Britannia* Fighting forces from all the colonies:”We have been summoned”

[@ScrapMek]

Now all I can imagine is Queenie arriving like Thor in Infinity War via the Bifrost... 🤣

[@JosephineDeSmet]

Goosecore hahaha lol

[@crapcantbeholy1389]

Sub Bot Errrrrrrr

[@233kosta]

I believe the royal pronoun is "We", though I could be wrong

[@ZombieDragQueen]

Tester: "What does it mean to be a true Englishman." Testee: "To screw over the Irish, Scots and the miners' union." Tester: "What about the Welsh?" Testee: "Trick question, the Welsh never count." Tester: "Congratulations, you passed the citizenship test."

[@NUCCubus]

Screwing over the miners union is basically screwing over all the welsh as well

[@ZombieDragQueen]

@@NUCCubus Exactly my point as well. The Welsh don't count ;)

[@ZombieDragQueen]

@@United-Nations I don't think it counts though. Besides, here's an interesting book "How The Irish Saved Civilization" by Thomas Cahill (1996, Anchor Books - my copy). The Irish contribution to the European civilization is often understated.

[@masochisticcooking7078]

then i get screwed a lot

[@rewrose2838]

@@masochisticcooking7078 You're a product of a lot of screwing, and screwing you would enable if you commit to screwing

[@JustinMKW]

"The day Jesus Christ turned 30 years old" ...so the day that he was born?

[@harrycahill]

Well it would change day and it's on Friday he might have been born on a Saturday or something

[@Spoon80085]

So, Christmas?

[@juliepaulemarijkevanroosbr6303]

Dave: this is proper Game of Thrones stuff! Also Dave (or editor): * shows pictures from Lord of the Rings *

[@Jiggerjaw]

Pro-tip: "The day Jesus Christ was born" and "The day Jesus Christ turned 30 years old" are the same day.

[@Digo-eu]

So obvious yet I would never have thought about that lol

[@ParsleyParsnipsGaming]

I died at this

[@ellenl408]

Yup

[@lemo_j_de6209]

Did you know there are enough human bones in the body to make a whole sKeLeToN?!

[@salmay4266]

Wait a minute 🤔

[@gvn1999]

Thanks, now I'm waiting for "Boyinaboyband" to become a thing.

[@joshhardin666]

He totally is already

[@SinisteaSado]

Hunt for citizenship: Dave's journey to see which test he does best at. I'd love to see that series

[@frufruJ]

Wow. Some of the questions are pure trivia. I'm Czech, and I don't know who was the ice hockey team captain in Nagano (arguably our greatest sports achievement). And I guessed Wordsworth correctly because Byron wasn't as boring as to write a poem "The Daffodils" :D However, you inspired me to take the Czech citizenship test, so I'm giving you a few of the questions (got 27/30 right, passable is 60%): Mrs Svobodová takes a bicycle to work. In which of the following situations is she breaking the road transport rules? Which is the number of the medical first response? (I got this wrong because 155 is the medical and 150 is the fire brigade, but we have the universal 112 now) Which two months do the pupils of Czech schools have the main holidays? What is the beginning of the Czech national anthem? Which are the two chambers of the Czech Parliament? What's the Ombudsman's task? Mrs Svobodová's computer is broken while in warranty. What is the time limit in which the seller has to deal with the warranty? What's the name of the Czech currency? What's the minimum wage? Which brewery makes the beer brand Pilsner Urquell? :D

[@sheikah1245]

When was the carta magna created? Carta magna... I think you'll find that it is referred to as the magna carta

[@avasinistra]

That's exactly what I was thinking when they said Carta Magna... I was like "wait what isn't it the other way around?"

[@lookihaveausernametoo4231]

I don't think they know

[@phoenixc8328]

i read it as cart of manga

[@lewisbough6109]

Mmm a cart of magnums...

[@alexanderraymund2950]

I know right? I was thinking the exact same fucking thing.

[@beatsi529]

I live in the US and I’ve never heard a person say gnarly in a sentence or at all.

[@homoculus]

Me, as a Californian: Gnarly dude.

[@MonieHemmings]

I have heard it plenty of times, mostly when talking about something gross or big

[@GreigRob]

Well I’m Scottish so obviously I haven’t

[@ohemdoublegee]

You're not on the west coast then lol

[@eliminati0457]

I heard it in "History of the entire World I guess" by Bill wurtz "And eats chemical soup mad of gnarly space ingredients left over from it was raining rocks or whatever" xD

[@b3nzayizkoolyo]

“I don’t even know when the War of the Roses was” *seethes in commonwealth basic education*

[@KnewOnee]

Just play EU4 4Head

[@MotoCat91]

As someone who was educated in a commonwealth country, consistently reaching top 2% in the state for high school academic competitions .. I have never heard of the War of the Roses I didn't even know how our political voting system worked until I was 25.. I still barely understand it Basic education is balls and needs a major overhaul

[@ediodimacaroni]

​@@MotoCat91 American Education is worse. Teachers talk down on you like a kindergartener. Not to mention the kids that are forced into special ed because they work slower. But a lot of us know that the school sees them as failures. When I was in 8th grade, the teacher asked who invented the light bulb. And no one knew!

[@MotoCat91]

@@ediodimacaroni I too was forced into special ed classes because I was doing work 2 years above my grade and they didn't know how to handle it (was a brand new school) And while it's a fun factoid to know who invented a light bulb, they should be teaching how they work and how to change one. Instead of double entry bookkeeping - how to do your taxes and weekly budgeting Instead of who the first prime minister was - how to vote, what each party means and how your vote trickles down to affect the final outcome So many classes are based around how to pass the upcoming test. I'm always amazed by how many adults don't know basic life skills

[@marcusgaius]

Commonwealth? Bitch, please, I never set my foot in a commonwealth country and I can answer that question in the middle of the night since before my high school. How can one not know this? O.o

[@gunoorpog7139]

I’m Aussie so you should just call whoever is within shouting distance a moron. Works every time.

[@meiendorf1428]

Turns on "God save the queen" without presence of a Queen Police knocks to his door

[@Vulprex]

Fbi open up!

[@jeeeves]

"ey you got a license for that?"

[@whitehorizon2225]

WELL WELL WOTS'ALL DIS DEN?

[@7ylerD]

SAS breaks in and takes him away.

[@ericayala766]

@@whitehorizon2225 seems someone is committing a crime, innit?....

[@TheGreatCooLite]

"I'm English" *waves around the union jack* Scottish, Welsh, and Northern Irish people: *Parry this, you fricking casual*

[@yorukaadams940]

*runs in English*

[@TheShyGuy-uf2es]

"If you give women a taste of responsibility, all of a sudden they think they're a whole human being." Boyinaband-2019

[@TwilightNecromancer]

You can't prove by most of the feminists out there that they have enough intelligence to be QUALIFIED as a whole human being legitimately. A body without brain activity is so fondly nicknamed a 'vegetable' for a reason. Most feminists these days, ergo, are vegetables, and clearly NOT a whole person.

[@cillianlawlor3160]

@@TwilightNecromancer You know he was being sarcastic?

[@MadCheshireHat]

@@rexythedachshund9417 that is very untrue. Those people are not true feminists. Feminism is not about hating men, it's about equal rights, treatment, and opportunities for women as men. Feminists can advocate for men's rights too, since equality between sexes is the key. There's a lot more than those fake feminists who give the movement and ideologies a bad reputation would have you believe.

[@rexythedachshund9417]

@@MadCheshireHat No feminist is about equality anymore

[@aidanking6179]

Zira Vinova r/whoosh

[@cherrytea256]

OH HELL NAW! I AIN'T UNSUBSCRIBING FROM UR CHANNEL!

[@angibrat2757]

:::looks around::: You guys Are we getting consistent Dave content again? It feels too good to be true. So happy I don't know what to do with myself. Dave-a-thon!

[@PeachPlastic]

Don't jinx it!

[@angibrat2757]

@@PeachPlastic touche'

[@iiisupremexwei_rdo]

“When was the carta magna signed?” - David Brown, 2019 😂

[@tim9680]

I was thrown off as to why they called the Magna carta the 'carta magna'

[@iiisupremexwei_rdo]

timimin same considering I was just doing it in geography Edit: lol not geography history 😂

[@lukekline9513]

1512

[@iiisupremexwei_rdo]

Luke Kline yus

[@Linusthegreat]

ITS THE THIRD VIDEO IN 2 WEEKS GUYS, We have been blessed!

[@P4nd4c4k3]

We have

[@squirrel6536]

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this in my feed. This is brilliant. 😁

[@Jacquett]

lineke verboven we’re gonna get another one of those “sorting my life out” videos where he made an even bigger bet with his sister

[@Linusthegreat]

@@Jacquett I can't wait! 😂

[@Linusthegreat]

@@squirrel6536 I know right! Never knew I could be this happy to see someone post a video! 😝

[@LooneyTiksCrap]

When are you moving to the US, since you failed this one and passed the American one? (Yes, I watched the videos out of order because youtube algorithm.)

[@cianredfern1566]

"After the war" England: has 19938582964829 wars

[@serendipitygate9223]

Cian Redfern the war is always the Second World War

[@heinrich.hitzinger]

@@serendipitygate9223 Unless you say something like 'the war in the eleventh century'...

[@serendipitygate9223]

Heinrich Hitzinger yeah agreed, if someone says the war, it’s one of the two world wars, usually the second, unless they specify

[@user-bz1od4yc5r]

@@serendipitygate9223 actually in this context, dave was talking about the FIRST world war. the 2nd world war was from 1939-1945, and the first was from 1914-1918

[@serendipitygate9223]

DemonHound yeah I know, I said both world wars didn’t I ?

[@cultellus915]

Questions made by only the best Professional British Historians and Politicians "CARTA MAGNA" British History: "Am I a joke to you?

[@averagejoey2000]

test: Carta Magna me: magna Carta, also, 1215

[@gumunduringigumundsson9344]

Magna carta I know and who can possibly not know WHEN the English were sooo freaking lucky/blessed and the spanish armada died from ill weather, lucky fires that spread, .............and the poor half of the English sailor soldiers left out there to starve and more so they didnt have to pay them. I love England and Britain and especially the U.K. But overall Thanks for all thee have done for us seriously. Douglas Noel Adams is my hero. And yes.. you guys invented the JET ENGINE long before ww2.. it was poshly dismissed for... reasons. This is by the way an unforgiveably or in the best a last chance to fix stupid test.. Jesus Christ! Jail the people who made it for 2 years for conspiracy against common sense.. The queen is such a respectable person I can not imagine she'd approve.. listen to this man in the video.. he clearly knows (metaphorically) where his towel is. Long live the Kings and queens in U.K! That is not a silly system if they are good persons which It seems to me they are indeed. Lucky there.

[@hieronymusgandt9235]

Isn't it Magna CHarta also?

[@sirdeakia]

@@hieronymusgandt9235 nope

[@Hawest]

It's latin. Word order doesn't mean shit.

[@pranaydogra7889]

"dude, did you see that gnarly wave" -david brown, 2019

[@grw13]

Pranay Dogra Not a super American phrase, as I never hear anyone say gnarly, but definitely admire the effort 😂

[@RayOLight]

Dave:” I am the most British person you’ll ever see” Me: Are ya bloody challenging me?!?

[@anichka101]

I knew it was Lancaster and York, not Newcastle and York. In conclusion, _I, a Mexican/American, am more English than Dave._

[@luchadorito]

Honestly from a foreigner standpoint I think Dave did pretty poorly and I lost a bit of respect for him. I find it quite dissapointing that not only he doesn’t know the history that laid the basis of the modern UK political system but he doesn’t even recognize It’s importance over trivial laws about walking your dog or going to court.

[@noname-zs4ev]

that's... literally as close to the other side of the world as it gets I think.

[@noname-zs4ev]

@IDontKnowWhatToPutAsMyUsernam e good Friday isn't British though. it's Christian. I think entire Europe has it.

[@vyor8837]

@@noname-zs4ev True, but it does show a startling lack of awareness of... anything not directly relevant to him.

[@noname-zs4ev]

@IDontKnowWhatToPutAsMyUsernam e he is not Christian. I don't know this stuff either and I'm Dutch and also not Christian.

[@RoleplayHost]

"gnarly" lol "dude" is a very common phrase here though to my knowledge hetalia was right

[@LeopardAzure]

Hetalia is always 100% accurate why would you ever doubt it

[@chartreux1532]

+Roleplay Host I'm German and having grown up in Bavaria in the 1990s watching a ton of American Movies from the 1980s it was common knowledge among us Kids that Guys from California are always tanned, grew up surfing and use "gnarly", "dude", "that's radical!" while sounding like they just took a Tranquilizer. And Girls from California always end their Sentences as if was a Question like: "So i was at the Club last night? And i met this Guy? who bought me a Drink?" and they also use "like" and "totally" a lot. I refuse to give this Image i have of Californian Guys and Girls up and i wouldn't be surprised what kind of Stereotypes we Bavarians have among Californians haha

[@Ray-wp3pk]

I mean... it's pretty accurate for west coast surfers to say gnarly

[@DawnTheMunchkin]

Hetalia is always right

[@AmeriChrisTheMage]

I say "ya'll" a lot. Idk if thats used anywhere other than the east coast.

[@bobdonda]

"this is proper Game of Thrones stuff"... because GoT was based on it! Yorks (Starks) vs Lancasters (Lannisters)

[@Sombres]

I thought it was based on yu-gi-oh duelists of the roses :O

[@m0nkEz]

But who had the best story?

[@krisosphere9940]

@@Sombres time to duel!!

[@Yslohr]

@@krisosphere9940 I'll take you any day on YGOPro with my Felgrand deck!-

[@KabooM1067]

@@m0nkEz Plot, humor, and complexity of scale wise War of the Roses wins. Characters wise GoT wins :3

[@yenz9616]

I liked it every time when he said “bloody” and “moron” and “stupid” it always sounded so funny 🤣 it must be his accent