boykisser brick

its me
im boykisser

[@DoctorK-im9cd]

You are suddenly awoken by a loud pounding on the door. An unpleasant jolting sensation passes through you like a shockwave. Your body, still heavy from sleep, slowly comes back to life. Your shock turns to annoyance as you turn your head to face the clock on your bedside table. 3:00 AM. Who the hell is knocking at your door at 3AM? A second round of pounding at the door shakes you to your senses, and you sit up straight. You feel your heart racing. A cold sweat slowly creeps down your spine and the hairs on the back of your neck begin to rise. _Nothing good ever visits at 3AM_ You rise from your bed, and slowly stumble forward towards the hallway. An object on top of your dresser briefly catches your eye as you walk by. Your phone. _You should probably call the police._ But you are already at the end of the hallway by the time the thought registers. **THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!** _The sound is deafening. It permeates your soul..._ You're standing in front of the door now, unsure of what lurks on the other side. You slowly retract the deadbolt, your heart pounding in your throat as you slowly turn the door handle. And then, as you slowly pull the door open, you hear it... "UwU!" You back away in horror. _It's him...he has found you!_ You reach out in a desperate attempt to close the deadbolt, but it is too late. With a loud THUD, he kicks open the door. You stand there momentarily stunned, his fluffy white foot mere inches from your face. The smell of cocoa butter overpowers your senses as the image of his silky smooth, pastel pink toe beans fills the periphery of your vision. _They are so perfect...too perfect..._ He lowers his foot, releasing you from your transitive state. Now he is standing there in your doorway...just standing there.....menacingly ゴゴゴゴゴThat smug little grin on his fluffy white faceゴゴゴゴゴ Those seductive bedroom eyes staring deep into your soulゴゴゴゴゴゴ You step back as he steps into the room. Your foot catches on something, and you fall backward. As you land on the floor, you suddenly remember kicking off your shoes earlier that day, leaving them carelessly in front of the door. _What were you thinking? How could you have been so careless?_ He stands over you, looking down with the same smug expression. From the corner of his mouth, you see the tip of his tongue emerge. It slowly and seductively glides across his lips before retreating into the opposite corner. A fresh new wave of fear washes over you as you feel a cold wet droplet of saliva strike your cheek. _He hungers...and you're looking more and more like a snack..._ You desperately try to crawl away, only to find yourself backed into a corner. He closes in, arms outstretched. Terror overcomes you as you realize you have nowhere left to run...nowhere left to hide... _This is it....this is how you die..._ He bends down and puts one of his fluffy paws on your shoulder. You try to shake him off, but your body won't move. He leans in closer. You feel his warm steamy breath washing over your entire face. His whiskers tickling your cheek. You feel so vulnerable and naked as you stare into his dreamy black eyes. And right before everything around you goes dark, you hear him whisper, "You like kissing boys......don't you?!"

[@thisisanameyoudontlike9226]

Get therapy. Get tf off your phone bro.

[@DoctorK-im9cd]

@@thisisanameyoudontlike9226 Phone? What phone?

[@thisisanameyoudontlike9226]

@@DoctorK-im9cd Don’t tell me you got anything that costs more than a college tuition just to disgrace centuries of evolution to type this shit, bro.

[@elmemesconelequipodelos5516]

No * epicly throws one million bricks *

[@Shark_hair_style]

I know you...

[@maximeleninja4029]

We can say that really got "bricked up".

[@BallsngI]

🪬

[@airymems]

Get out

[@maximeleninja4029]

​@@airymems 🧱

[@Globe769]

@@airymems 🧱

[@mercy.999]

​@@airymems🧱

[@mrllamaton1873]

POV: 1950's america Edit: I have caused a war, woops

[@anthroimperzia3927]

Modern day Saudi Arabia:

[@dianaestrada1584]

@@mrllamaton1873 quite unexpected

[@LEMONSAREDELISCIOUS7179]

​@@mrllamaton1873everytime where I go, I saw that face.

[@thisisanameyoudontlike9226]

Naah that’s wiilldd💀💀

[@anthroimperzia3927]

@@mrllamaton1873 they 50s were amazing, my grandpa would ride a B-52 bomber as a kid from Florida to key west every week while the men who flew it would transport tropical fish to sell in it. You were a free man in the 50s.

[@aethert0ast]

WHY ARE THEY SO PLENTIFUL

[@Xenon_Proto]

Because the brick factory is on the other side of the road

[@SquibboQ]

they like kissing bricks

[@aethert0ast]

@@SquibboQ that is valid

[@KiiXii]

“Oh you like kissing boy don’t yo-“ **the immense sounds of somebody’s spine being snapped from 155 bricks being thrown at them**

[@dianaestrada1584]

he got bricked up

[@teojingbojaydennorthlandss9318]

@@dianaestrada1584 oh naw💀

[@Ozziekel]

bonk

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

"Oh, you like kissing boys, don't you?" "HA, GAYYYYYYY!"

[@KiiXii]

@@BotulinSpikedMarzipan*whispering* _how did you know_

[@alfonshedstrom9859]

The feedbacker can't parry multiple projectiles but the Knuckleblaster can

[@derphater6140]

the only downside is that you can't do projectile boosting with it

[@juanclimbs3998]

@@derphater6140 you can't parry :(

[@zank69420]

based

[@noobychoco454]

no no no, sharpshooter revolver

[@30.lehoanggiaphuc61]

@@juanclimbs3998 it cant parry but its shockwave can knock multiple projectile away albeit with a specific timing

[@the_epic_memer553]

Chinese construction workers when they appear in a live leak video:

[@RedPuppyAndFriends]

*You like kissing bricks don't you?*

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

You terrata

[@jan_Eten]

kutabare.

[@vintan8191]

Kiss concrete powder and sniff it

[@RedPuppyAndFriends]

Tf are you all saying

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

@@RedPuppyAndFriends terrata is greek for atrocity

[@FluffyNotUnFound]

"What's red and bad for your teeth?" *"a bri-"*

[@cyanity1017]

the boykisser cat walked past an in the closet convention. He needed to be silenced before everyone's secret was revealed.

[@ThePencilWielder]

boy kisser oooooo

[@exhoostfum]

its me im boykisser 💥

[@_profile]

​@@exhoostfum same I mean same i mean same i mean same i mean same i mean same i mean same i mean same i mean lame

[@anthroimperzia3927]

Same hehe

[@exhoostfum]

frfr

[@rls1438]

​@@exhoostfum unexpected turn... In a totaly unrelated note.Did u ever find ur dad?

[@bowserblaster6418]

This video is so funny for no reason

[@SniperOnSunday]

Hit the bricks, pal, you're done

[@creatureoflol7640]

This gives me flashbacks of the spongebob hoopla meme

[@antisanity_]

*May he who is without sin cast the first stone*

[@uwot225]

Anti furs and furries in a nutshell

[@Saphintosh]

Best comment

[@exhoostfum]

MF DOOM 💥

[@hm.5887]

​​@@uwot225Antifurs and furs is basically just: Kids vs Fatass/SkinnySticks uglies.

[@IMP-vi6je]

Everyone who threw a rock was a sinner but they didn't like the stupid meme

[@thefoogiscoming]

"You like kissing boys, don't you?" "You like getting hit by a million bricks in your face, don't you?"

[@Willio20000]

that is exactly how boykisser got into this situation

[@SageBozo]

So that means you like kissing boys. Right?

[@Chrome-Dinousaur]

PSYCHICS MOMENT

[@SuperJman1111]

Me after seeing this meme for the 18 billionth time (my attempts at stopping him are futile)

[@Just-a-Fish.Moonlighter]

you are here too

[@SuperJman1111]

@@Just-a-Fish.Moonlighter Just like the boykisser meme, you can’t escape me

[@Just-a-Fish.Moonlighter]

@@SuperJman1111 daratango is everywhere

[@SuperJman1111]

@@Just-a-Fish.Moonlighter Run or hide, daratango arrives just the same

[@Just-a-Fish.Moonlighter]

@@SuperJman1111 there is no escape

[@femboyleo8581]

average live leak video:

[@marfizz92]

"I LIKE KISSING BOYS OOOOOH!!" [proceeds to get bonked by a billion bricks]

[@chronosgod1]

deserved

[@mrcookie4308]

@@chronosgod1he died not denying his believes, truly a chad

[@Rockpaperscissor999]

When the cat who throws bricks multiply:

[@Music_R_Master]

Welcome to Mexico🇲🇽 Honestly…this is beautiful

[@evilyeucc]

Funky

[@plfkuro0759]

🦧

[@HarvoSpoon]

parlo cackling maniacally in a spiffy black suit as he rubs his white-gloved hands together and twirls his pencil-thin dali-stache

[@Mr_RASHSCRATCHY]

When you see a homeless man in an alleyway

[@blitzwolf4052]

Not sure whether to laugh or cry, but from experience those bricks hurt

[@arthusoliveiradossantos9232]

from experience?...

[@7H3__C4PT0R]

🧱

[@FuzDoesStuff]

Everywhere I go, I see that brick...

[@headphoneguy4021]

This lil fella made the whole construction site come over to burry him under bricks. "I wonder what he did to them..."

[@soyboy888]

Me when i see a boykisser at my house:

[@mikenmau14]

Me seeing a thousand bricks being launched into my face:

[@MrBrineplays_]

​​@@mikenmau14Found the boykisser Now, *commence the brickening*

[@mrcookie4308]

Me when i get hit with thousands bricks:

[@random.-person]

i'm under your bed

[@wojtekwilku474]

@@MrBrineplays_ GET READY, RISE UR BRICKS UP, WAIT FOR THE COUNTDOWN

[@zank69420]

when you press b in a dragon engine game 💀

[@itaiko5498]

Poor fella’s gonna have to see a vet about that

[@maruphl4458]

Well boys we did it, boy kisser is no more.

[@Justanormalbox]

He will live on in our hearts

[@darrylenjoyer2]

@@Justanormalbox well he will NOT In my heart cuz hes annoying af fr

[@Justanormalbox]

@@darrylenjoyer2 you're just jealous of him kissing more boys than you

[@darrylenjoyer2]

@@Justanormalbox idc im not gay

[@Justanormalbox]

@KrumsLol oh boy

[@Yippee-sk1fm]

Me when someone doesn’t like sleeping:

[@MicklePickleTheOne]

“YALL LIKE KISSING BOYS WOOOO” famous last words

[@ChernobylWizard]

George W. Bush in 2008:

[@heyctf]

AJWKJFKEJDKK IM SORRY IM DYING WITH THIS VIDEO I LOVE IT

[@mentalbreakdown693]

me when homeless people

[@Terran_Astroneer]

I love the sound of 126 bricks with the bonk noise

[@Cheesever]

As a boykisser hater i see this as an absolute win

[@Syomga448]

and I think this is not enough 😢

[@fedethegreat88]

Dread it, run from it.... the boykisser arrives all the same

[@Syomga448]

@@fedethegreat88 чего?

[@bencenagy5459]

​@@fedethegreat88a brick at 100mph solves that issue

[@RawrX32009]

​@@bencenagy5459Oh believe me I've tried... You can't get rid of it that easily....

[@Duckguy-420]

This is the best thing I’ve seen all hear

[@realPurpleOrb]

This Lego game looks a bit unusual

[@gooblergorp]

actually what game is this tho

[@realPurpleOrb]

I don't remember making this comment

[@no1mayohater]

​@@realPurpleOrbforced by boykisser to comment

[@Xenon_Proto]

I don’t like kissing boys I like creating long lasting romantic relationships and building a family with them

[@fionnconnelly6004]

U like forming meaningful relations with boys don't U

[@ChernobylWizard]

Based

[@Camphreneas]

The good ending

[@KaygeeFromNanotrasen]

Boys, not men? 🤨

[@mrcookie4308]

@@KaygeeFromNanotrasenmaybe he is a boy aswell

[@Eggagins]

Ooo you like kissing bricks

[@Funnydude1234.]

When you kiss too many men:

[@pacsani0]

the homeless man on Tuesday (it's time for my brick throwing precision training)

[@CrestedCleo]

Bro shit enough bricks to build a 5 star hotel 💀💀

[@sandersshe5286]

pov;the homeless man outside of my house

[@plushluigi7417]

Pov: Oswald Mosley in 1936

[@BallsngI]

This is a good video

[@randys2669]

Homophobic police officer harasses patrons at the Stonewall bar, June 28 1969.

[@RobloxianGaming625]

Man did gods work with nothing but bricks

[@SageBozo]

I don't get it

[@RobloxianGaming625]

@@SageBozo cus its a furry (if you dont know what it is dont look it up you’ll be questioning everything)

[@SageBozo]

@@RobloxianGaming625 I don't really get how it's God's work the furry doesn't look lewd or anything.

[@silly_plinker]

5yo children when seeing boykisser:

[@bebrozavr228]

кирпич - оружие для пролетарий его не находит детектор метала кирпич - оружие для пролетарий лучше пригнись если он пролетает

[@CoolestManEver6309]

"I CAST, BRICKAVUS STORMOTHUS"

[@Balditeachermath]

POV:you are strong to hold 100 bricks

[@SeedashLoud]

that brick sound is just music to my ears

[@DaKing08]

(third person) POV: you declined en passant

[@noobychoco454]

the sharpshooter revolver in question:

[@randomisfoda]

ultrafunguns

[@eebington-13oX]

when that ibuprofen hits

[@oliverensley-uv4xv]

Pov: you called a noble woman a scallywag in the 1600s

[@Thyagoroblox]

i found this as a gif in discord before

[@sandersshe5286]

"hey watson cinder block"

[@moneywrite]

That's why the three little pig brothers won

[@Nitrogen64YT]

Revenge for all the boys he kissed

[@Shag456]

Kiss the bricks baby boy

[@arthusoliveiradossantos9232]

this cleanses my soul.

[@certifiedcrocodilekicker]

why use brick if you could cinderblocks: "Hey Boykisser! CINDERBLOCK!" (the cinderblock just discombobulated the boykisser)

[@dqnkdoggo_]

Berlin from 1961 to 1986:

[@ToeJoe123]

Always me after the lobotomy

[@bombi9555]

So thats how you throw bricks at the homeless people

[@theplayer1997]

"Guardian down."

[@heterodontosaurustucki]

Bro was NOT halal 💀

[@mrpizza1003]

pov : your ultamite is bricks and your enemy is that "meme"

[@leith.]

It's a shame that this only has 2.800 views

[@dianaestrada1584]

g

[@mysticartist308]

@@dianaestrada1584this is the comment ever

[@Foxy-2208]

Concussion over a thousand

[@UrLocalCambodian]

Mike Salcedo when they see alphabet lore haters in the comment section.

[@CringeManFromIndo]

america response to mexico

[@JasminAvilesVA]

As a furry. I find this hilarious. 10/10 boy kisser meme

[@NoradIguess]

Man had an entire house throwin at him

[@robertrichards4201]

POV:me playing phantom forces

[@atypicalfanofgodzilla7881]

Boybricker, I guess

[@TMMG64]

kaju paridise be like

[@bababoydat8844]

POV: Brick Magic Spell

[@girlwantsboy]

BRING OUT THE ARTILLERY!

[@sillysillythingy]

not right now boykisser, brick.

[@Butter_studios]

MAJOR FRACTURE DETECTED

[@user-wj8es7tq1u]

"OOOH YALL LIEK KISSIN BOYS, WOOO-" (crashed by a ton of brick)

[@iceypumpkinhead]

He has been put to rest

[@jeshaanana2313]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[@ocasds4891]

when you order a house from ikea and you open the box:

[@RaccoonPower]

Casingator on Erasus in Russian Overkill be like:

[@acasualyoutuber.2040]

mm yummy cinderblock.. what? its a brick? too bad im still eating it lmaoooo

[@CA2013offi_]

bro boutta be brickisser

[@oktayyildirim2911]

No, Boykisser! Don't go to Iran! NOOOO-

[@Zlicking]

i think that said "i like kissing boys"

[@scark_bark]

Me when I see a homeless person on their last breath:

[@daverist1234]

gigachad, sigma, ohio rizz, walter white cookin, alpha male little timmy kids wanna be's be like:

[@exhoostfum]

never speak again

[@NickNui]

Klarbonkinostache of every arcablanardaf i see.

[@wier2920]

A beautiful sight

[@Frog1kMcFrogg-yq2iw]

Poor kitty 😞 WHY TF DID YOU DO IT?!?! YOU KNOW WHAT? Ur cute

[@hammermania973]

A thousnad knocks.