Boys vs Girls Memes 24

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[@ScaredOfDarkness]

No matter who is abused Society is always Squidward.

[@CapOb314]

This is deep 😭😭😭

[@Fulno]

💀💀

[@ThejucejamMCH]

As lomg as the man is a celebrity

[@breadxiaoyi5956]

No actually, if a woman gets abused , everyone stands up and theres literally even a women society about it called womens day 💀but when boys do boom he gets called weak

[@Hutaoisthebesttt]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ScaredOfDarkness]

Girls: He is cheating Meanwhile this bro: Killing stegosaurus with no reason

[@sayeemalam419]

Poor stegosaurus getting killed for no reason😢😢😢

[@ojd9145]

HUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUUHUHUHUYUUUYUUUUUUHUHUHUHUH

[@donichiro]

Is that an ARK reference?

[@phantomJ67]

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

[@niecysanders4872]

It's the RULES OF NATURE

[@hiiml-lolbit]

As a girl, that “what girls really want: *shows leshen* ‘LETS START A COVEN” thing is the most accurate thing I’ve ever darn seen on the channel.

[@Shinobu_kochoooo]

Ik right???

[@Chibanah]

Yes girls, not women. Girls under 20 probably.

[@Spartan3D213]

That explains why they take astrology seriously

[@Shinobu_kochoooo]

@@Spartan3D213 I don't, kinda weird to have people with "the same personality" because of the stars ✨✨

[@Spartan3D213]

@@Shinobu_kochoooo not you but there are wakos of both genders who take it seriously, but it seems women are encouraged because of new age spirituality modern times and it while males seem to act like pseudo psychologist.

[@annabellosawski]

The domestic abuse is a really sad fact about society and for any men suffering I just hope you are/were able to get help

[@adrian78917]

fr

[@iambhargab770]

When u realises that there's no hope/help exists for men . They must get up alone with that 1 best friend of their life .

[@smilehood3265]

@@iambhargab770yeah if everyone is gonna help one gender that is rude but it’s not true of you call the emergency services as a boy girl man women they will still be worried and get help ASAP

[@TheJackGamer399]

@@iambhargab770plus the woman could say that they abused them *cough cough* *(Amber Turd)*

[@notrelatedtobacon1282]

​@@smilehood3265 so the only thing that equalized the sexes is if they get money out if it? If emergency services didnt get an absurd amount of money for just answering a call you think the reaction would be the same?

[@Mediados]

I like how motivated the auto-reader sounded when he said "Let's start a coven."

[@AZunon]

The coven of Mechane!

[@savire.ergheiz]

Cause its true women care for your money only to spent it lavishly on such things 😂

[@user-mu6ru2uh4x]

Not all women are like that

[@xxitsukiixx]

​@@savire.ergheizNot all women

[@willmerguzmanrodriguez6635]

@@savire.ergheiz change the type of women you are searching for

[@possumpatrol45]

Girls on the Roof: pictures Boys on the Roof: combat Fiddler on the Roof: beautiful music

[@superultraturbodominikxl2006]

I watched fiddler on the roof in the opera and I must say, it goes hard.

[@donichiro]

Well, graze the roof. :)))

[@divyanshighosh707]

Meanwhile me on the roof- I believe I can fly!

[@Anonymous-hx3pu]

​@@divyanshighosh707 I believe I can touch the sky

[@bestgradelearning9667]

fiddler on the roof, sounds crazy no?

[@Anna-rj8ty]

As a girl I am proud to say in my country: Sure girls talk a lot in the restroom and come and gangs but believe me, our boys have the same problem, heck, they're louder. When me and my cousin (also female) were on the roof of grandma's house once (that part was incomplete and under construction) we found some sticks randomly there and started swordfighting I got friendzoned by a good friend of mine lmao but I decided to be the good friend

[@danlomanalo4161]

Do you play dark souls 3?

[@Shutup666y]

​@@danlomanalo4161 do you play Fnaf?

[@oreozz5917]

Bro naw yall don’t know what the girl’s bathroom is actually like 💀

[@Hussienberkznuts_420]

Because we aren't allowed to go there.

[@get_rekt_lmao]

hasn't stopped me before @@Hussienberkznuts_420

[@ThisIsAYoutubeHandle.]

Because we aren’t allowed to go there.

[@En_Ka1]

I dont gossip

[@adrian78917]

im glad i dont use either bathroom

[@hungry_foodpls]

Broo the amount of gossip in the girl bathroom is wild 🤯

[@AHBelt]

I saw a video a few days ago complaining about restrooms with "Bla' on the door for 'Men' and 'Bla bla bla...' for 'Women'. , but she thought it was claiming women talk more in general, I think.

[@Nov-Alle]

No but I like shouting at my friends while they piss or change

[@Avitaly]

Fr one time this girl was just talking about her friend and how she kissed her boyfriend, and she wouldn’t stop cussing. I was trying to wash my hands and when I left she just suddenly stopped talking and said hi, I just said hi. Then she said that I don’t really talk a lot , when I was right next to the door she eventually she started talking about her boyfriend She confused me

[@Lynn.-_-.]

​@@Avitaly even I'm confused reading this rn

[@RoxelanaLisowska]

As a girl i csn confirm this, i was in the wc for like just to mins and i heard gossips about literally all of the school

[@retard-kat4444]

Ohh no the dino nuggets 😭

[@Idk_a_name_88]

​@Allison Angel Studios it says retarted

[@monky8557]

💀💀💀💀

[@ultimoargentina9357]

​@Allison Angel Studios LMFAO

[@user-ht4sn7wh1h]

He says: pls help me😢😢😢😢

[@Shiva_chan12]

There is no way the person who made this isn’t older than 13, this gives off middle school “sigma male dominance vibes”. 💀😭😭😭😭

[@user-nb5jo2xi1g]

More like "Middle school sigma alpha wolf bad boy vibes"

[@dohalimilqarasdeldemenanci8483]

you live in lalaland if you think most of them are wrong

[@glxrybxy8484]

Some of these are valid ngl

[@Politography]

He makes memes, bozo. Of course he’s gonna have one of these in there.

[@BL.and.winter_lover]

@@dohalimilqarasdeldemenanci8483 Because it is 💀 Or am I a boy?

[@dearaso]

Bro has never seen a girl in his whole life💀

[@sair9850]

The “let’s start a coven” part was pretty accurate though

[@bananas_5856]

Nah i have a lot of friends that are girls, sometimes hearing them talking about stuff i gotta say this is accurate lol😅😅 its just a meme chill put

[@thepeasrolledoffthecounter7552]

​@@sair9850Y e s

[@RespectAllReligions777]

no, he clearly has and you're clearly out of touch with the real world mate. Women are simply treated better than men, you know it

[@LongrRBX]

No they are accurate

[@George.Coleman]

That dinosaur documentary is better than reality tv, change my mind.

[@Raikai_Hayato]

I'm not gonna change your mind, because I'm convinced too!

[@invisibleman138]

except reality tv in the 2000s bro like the osbournes, gene simmons show, etc

[@George.Coleman]

@@invisibleman138 ah yes, before misandry

[@Just_ur_local_kanroji]

Can’t🤷‍♀️

[@f2nnyschildies]

​@@Raikai_Hayatosqme

[@Camo_4075]

As a male in society who was subjected to domestic abuse, I sadly can confirm this. (I am* fine, was able to find help rather quickly)

[@stawolf823]

that's great that you managed to find help. hope you recover from that

[@rottentriangle]

I'm very happy that you found help, did the person who abused you get punished in any way?

[@Kat-mu8wq]

Glad you got help. Unfortunately many men dont talk about it or make excuses because they knew they unfortunately won't be taken seriously, yet many women fake being abused to get sympathy or their ex in trouble.

[@Camo_4075]

@@rottentriangle yes and no, he did get punished, but he basically got a slap on the wrist. Capitalist-based societies are “great”…

[@Camo_4075]

Excuse me, she*. I don’t grammar check a lot

[@errelia3622]

Us women must keep our secrets by letting men think these things are true

[@asroczka]

Yes

[@blackfrieza9056]

I am seeing 👀 you btw

[@adrian78917]

women think they can hide their secrets, but not from me

[@prehistoriccreature1800]

yall got no secrets, these are true

[@nyancatpoptart5441]

Is that why it's impossible for us men to pick up on any of your signs you send out for us?

[@user-kt1di4bz8c]

As a girl who’s friend zoned guys, they aren’t chill about it at all 😂😂😂

[@nadiarey4196]

Ikr All these memes were written by men. A lot probably by incels.

[@MiataMan25]

@@nadiarey4196 womp womp

[@RenaudDemaret]

​​​@@nadiarey4196 incel is an ugly term inventent by an ugly new generation. As they reinvented the use of boomers. All users need slaps for they disrespect.

[@Cacaracha]

@@nadiarey4196bro on her period

[@nadiarey4196]

@@Cacaracha You definitely are

[@Armin._.arlert]

What girls really want: *Their fictional bf to be real*

[@NormanThe_FreedomHope22-5]

Mostly anime or Korean boys

[@pizza8725]

​@@NormanThe_FreedomHope22-5 well that korean boy is most likely real

[@Armin._.arlert]

@@NormanThe_FreedomHope22-5 yes

[@mitsunehaku08]

Frrrr man

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

nah we want the covent and slaying monsters

[@Lupical_Raz0r]

The “Let’s start a coven” is too accurate for the world’s own good

[@TheEccentricJester]

I CAN AND WILL BECOME THE WITCH OF THE WOODS!!!!

[@justinambru8529]

Hey not all girls want to be witches.

[@TheEccentricJester]

No just me.

[@stefanietobar93]

@@justinambru8529 ok, but I want to be witch

[@IkesPimpHand]

​@@stefanietobar93and i want to be a witch hunter

[@Tegu349]

You can tell the first one knows nothing about girls, it would disturb you to know what we actually do 💀

[@xanderalmaguer7004]

The dino nuggets made me laugh so hard.

[@NotOrionGD]

Me on the roof: *"What if I jumped"* Edit: Y'all really want me to jump💀

[@Anonymous-hx3pu]

Me speaking for your intrusive thoughts: DO IT

[@Camo_4075]

You would fly for the rest of your life

[@kathara6542]

​@@Camo_4075 depends on how high the roof is.

[@Camo_4075]

@@kathara6542 … I don’t think you get the joke…

[@kathara6542]

@@Camo_4075 flying with style is not lethal unless you fall- I mean fly to far

[@e2b265]

Hey, that domestic abuse meme isn’t fair! Society doesn’t ignore men who are being domestically abused! They laugh at them.

[@itsawa7735]

Not all society

[@e2b265]

@@itsawa7735 You’re right. _Only you._

[@widodoakrom3938]

Make sense

[@londonjones9842]

As a girl, I approve this message 👌🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@silly.melanie_]

as i girl, It’s the same thing for us☺️ y’all r rlly blind about women

[@GODISHERE156]

Me chilling on the roof :🙂 My brain: *jump*

[@goldalien2016]

As a guy, the one on the roof hits hard. **Those God damn archers, man.**

[@asroczka]

As a girl, if I was on the roof my plan would be: 1)Take selfie 2)send it to friends 3) write coward under the image

[@goldalien2016]

​@@asroczkaNow I'm just imagining the sliver knights with snapchat filters, lol Like the dog mouth filter, but it's being applied over their helmet, lmao

[@rohandhak5163]

Girls on roof: *Takes pictures* Boys on roof: "It's over David, I have the high ground." "You underestimate my power! " "Don't try it" *David tries an falls off the roof*

[@ScizzoringGirlz]

As a girl i can confirm we like to build our own mansions at the roof to shoot the thugs passing by with rocks

[@czam3547]

Me just vibing to the thought of this

[@Tribe54sweatlodge12]

I'm a girl, but I'd pretend I got superpowers or that I'm scaping from zombies.

[@csinesky]

No, my limbs by the way, my name is David

[@someoneyoudontknow1132]

@showtime_Shutdown5402 OMG HIS PANTS FOR HIRE?

[@yo_doggaming]

The one about domestic violence is so true tho 😂

[@pizza8725]

​@@enderking6430 true and maybe bc they are a women

[@thatguy2521]

@@enderking6430 because it’s better to laugh than cry or atleast that’s what society has engrained into every man on the face of the planet

[@omgman928]

​​@@enderking6430 nah crying for pu.sys My mom and sister punch me soo hard for fun and i do no reaction although it hurts. The funny part is when my mom tells me why all of your hand is blue. 💀 It is what it is

[@omgman928]

​@@thatguy2521 spitting facts And if your cryed your value will decrease people wouldnt be nice to you insted treat you worst. Soo if you ever got bullyed dont do my mistake and cry insted just go punch em. Being scared of getting hurt for bullying someone will stop em from doing it again even if you lost the fight and got beaten.

[@romanr.301]

@@omgman928 Someone’s got issues..

[@FIashOOT]

The dino nuggies killed me😂

[@CHAOS69571]

I actually used to climb onto my grandma's roof just to take a nap

[@Politography]

Sounds like my sister.

[@Urmom69423]

Meanwhile me, a girl: **aggressively stomps up and down on the roof to trouble the people inside, but ends up falling and breaking neck.**

[@Snowy_snow561]

Can i join?

[@Urmom69423]

@@Snowy_snow561 yes

[@Matinhos7605]

Can i join too?

[@Urmom69423]

@@Matinhos7605 yess

[@Matinhos7605]

@@Urmom69423 yayy

[@phoenixflamegames1]

As a girl, I can proudly say that I have never been found in the back of the gym and always actively participated. Idk why the other girls always found it boring and made up excuses not to play 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@Alphabloom152]

It's because most girls aren't physically fit or just don't care about the dodgeball game.

[@phoenixflamegames1]

@@Alphabloom152 Nah, these are the kinds of girls that don’t join ANYTHING.

[@lucy-gj8lj]

same even though i suck i at least try unlike the others

[@JurassicGlitchy]

I’d genuinely want to start a coven above being super wealthy

[@afonsogames1630]

I don’t find that accurate for me tough, girls are always the last one being eliminated. Probally because we always go for the strong ones first

[@JustSoph111]

2010: in the future there will be flying cars 2023:gender war💀

[@Randomdude260]

This isnt Gender Wars bruh but there is a bunch of Gender Wars in 2023 and so on maybe

[@kelseyandlandon7867]

The one with the the dino nuggies really be hitting different though

[@maxwellquipey1]

Bro started a gender war one in a single minute.

[@ScizzoringGirlz]

Of course bro. He doesn’t portray girls accurate.

[@luciferia.1313]

​@@ScizzoringGirlzThey won't even though they know it aint accurate. Its all about looking better. They wanna appeal to each other. A male would always respect another male rather then a woman, even though respect should be for anyone who deserves it.

[@Idkanymore9029]

​@@luciferia.1313 Exactly. It really shouldn't be all one-sided

[@azizalfa752]

@@luciferia.1313women are 🚮

[@Mad-oe8bn]

did you heard about simps,trust me many mens will always respect women rather then men@@luciferia.1313

[@Tyrunner0097]

Man gets slapped repeatedly by his abusive girlfriend; "Haha, what a wimp!" Man shoves abusive girlfriend away hard in self-defense; "YOU SEXIST MONSTER!!!!" Society double-standard

[@freerobuxw9o3]

​@Ashton Pardue ayo

[@homicide5477]

@@ashtonpardue9152 couldn't agree more🗿

[@cassandrabelyeu2419]

Since the man is almost universally bigger and stronger than the woman, he can probably leave her without dying, instead of pushing violently and risking repercussions. He may need to make a snap judgement, but physical injury to a smaller opponent tends to be unnecessary.

[@pizzypizzy]

@Ashton Pardue same my guy

[@pizzypizzy]

@Ashton Pardue i let my gf slap me all the time its hot 👍

[@uh-ohspaghettio7826]

Women: "Yes! I relate! I wanna start a coven for some evil deity!" Men: Cool, a new use for fire, Heretic. :D"

[@demon_slayer5685]

the last one actually got me laughing IRL😂

[@jetsnation14]

Bro the Dino nuggets went hard. A true hall of famer in childhood foods

[@arefinuddin6850]

i've never had dino nuggets only normal nuggets or star shaped nuggets (i think)

[@Azorees-oj5zr]

@@arefinuddin6850 you poor bastard.

[@that_one_artistic_owl]

As a woman I can confirm I want to start a coven after meeting the embodiment of cannibalism

[@ValeriaPaper]

That gif of a guy playing with dino nuggets is such a mood lol

[@Bunny_Ashley_Linnea_Lealeaf]

THE LAST ONE IS KILLING ME🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justalittlebitmentallyunstable]

As a female I can confirm that we have always wanted to start our own coven

[@Trump.Card.Media.Reviews.]

...why...?

[@luciferia.1313]

​@@Trump.Card.Media.Reviews.why not? Its fun!

[@Trump.Card.Media.Reviews.]

@@luciferia.1313 ...as a guy ..i find it interesting, what is behind women's interest in witchcraft?🧐

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

​@@Trump.Card.Media.Reviews. revenge

[@starryskies0]

@@Trump.Card.Media.Reviews. magik

[@Owlslice]

*tell me you’re sexist, without actually telling me*

[@justinambru8529]

Someone's getting offended.

[@yourlocalmoron4832]

​@@justinambru8529you?

[@Politography]

Say “I’m on r/wooosh” without saying it.

[@barbaradps828]

As a quiet kid girl, I can confirm I’m TIRED OF EVERYONE GOSSIPING IN THE BATHROOMS OR EVEN IN THE CLASS LIKE JUST CAN’T YOU BE SILENT FOR A SECOND PLEASE… For real I here A LOT of things that I should probably don’t know Random person in my class (This will be person 1): « Oh I’m bisexuality » Other person(This will be person 2): « Omg sameeee! Who’s your crush? » Person 1: « Hihi I don’t know if I should tell you… » Person 2: « Omg is she bald? » Person 1: « No she has brown hair *proceeds to do a whole description* » Like HOW do I even know that? I also know a lot more about random persons…

[@Twigznap]

women, let us start a coven

[@csanadmate-fesus4020]

At a school event, a few bois (including me) got some lightsabers, climbed to the roof and started fighting 😂😂😂 (no one was hurt) And no one knew who were they, just the class, but we didn't tell anybody.😂

[@SillySausages_123]

Cringe

[@csanadmate-fesus4020]

@@SillySausages_123 bois will be bois

[@SillySausages_123]

@CSanád Máté-Fésüs and thats an excuse??? Boy u weren't raised well damn

[@csanadmate-fesus4020]

@@SillySausages_123 so you're a woman

[@SillySausages_123]

@@csanadmate-fesus4020 ye Why?

[@snakegun4479]

That obi wan picture looks so cool, I love the clone shield they used in the clone chip ark in season 5 or 6

[@AhsokaTano-gt6og]

Ah, i see you are a man of culture

[@Raikai_Hayato]

Hell yeah, I had to pause the short to take a screenshot cause it looked really badass!

[@ultimatesentinel]

The timing with the ketchup bottle was impeccable

[@EpikusKnowsGod]

Boys in dodgeball: THIS! IS! SPARTAAAA!

[@adrian78917]

Boys: Let’s play Girls: Talking Me (Also boy): Neither. Stand in the back

[@mischievous_loaf.of_bread]

The "What boys think girls want X What girls really want" is the most accurate so far

[@Ghost5O5]

Ive never related harder to the coven meme. I really just want a man that looks like the antagonist of an indie horror game

[@anteveic327]

What game is that from?

[@Bella_oo0]

fr, why don't men understand what we want??? 😭😭😭

[@ChiDestiny]

@@anteveic327 idk but I think it was just a drawing of a wendigo

[@vector_vector__]

​@@Bella_oo0becuz ya'll usually don't say it , or Say the opposite of what they want .

[@Shin-Chara]

... This is encouraging me.

[@Lumixskz]

THE PERSON PLAYING WITH THE DINO NUGGETS 😭😭

[@_..Random_Raven.._]

Nah nah. What we girls talk about in the bathroom is the latest gossip off of the gossip queen.

[@cybersegamer3794]

Like how pineapple on pizza is the worst thing ever to be put on pizza?

[@Radio_On_Top_1933]

The dodgeball one is FACTS.

[@imcoming4u-]

Me & my girls acting like the boys in almost all of the things:

[@mirablue1135]

literalllllly tho

[@marleymiss8751]

Ikr!

[@randomrobloxplayer]

Wow you're so quirky and different 😐

[@imcoming4u-]

@@randomrobloxplayer i did not say that. sorry if my comment triggers you

[@randomrobloxplayer]

@@imcoming4u- you made it seem like a lot of other girls aren't like that bc of the way you portrayed how shocked you were

[@nequavious3589]

Girls on the roof: pictures, selfies etc. Boys on the roof: *Revenge of the Sith music in the background* You were the chosen one!-

[@asroczka]

As a girl, I’d take a selfie and then send it to my friends and then text them the word coward. I’d be like “haha I’m m on the roof and you’re not!”

[@ZooDar_Official]

Those moments on the roof really do give action movie vibes PS I was always the villain on the roof lol

[@monkeofjungle]

Last one is relatable 😂

[@Animations_arts_byV]

I don’t care about how much money a guy has I just want someone to watch anime with and someone who won’t judge me 😭

[@jasonenns5076]

You must be judged, or criticized; it is how you grow as a person. I am speaking from experience.

[@rogerpatterson3422]

sounds like the biggest red flag ever. What do you do that makes you fear judgement that much? Has to be for a reason

[@mihajloblagojevic2641]

Others judging you is natural especially among men we look into traits that are hard to find in modern women ones like loyalty, kindness, respect etc. If a man is looking for a “partner” and not a friend or one night stand they will judge because at the end of the day we need to entrust ourselves (emotionally and physically) to them as much as they can in us a relationship goes both ways. I’ll just say this being scared of being judged means you are scared of opening up and facing your flaws/past, that there is a big “red flag” people avoid, no one wants someone with heavy baggage that will hold them back and never allow others to be more than at arms reach, if a man doesn’t judge it means they don’t care enough about them, if they did then it means they want you to be safe and to learn about you more and potentially help you and him grow as a person. A relationship men want is simple we look past some of each others flaws and see the person for who they really are as a person, insecurity to learn and grow is a deal breaker. Personally speaking I know many friends that can look past woman’s shortcomings like looks, and income what we look for is a personality because looks are not forever and money comes and goes, persons personality is what stays with them forever and that’s why it is so important to us. Anyways I don’t know if this helps but I do hope you meet the right person and you don’t ignore him simply because he wants to know you as a person. That is all have a nice day/night,feel free to disagree it is my personal experience after all.

[@danlomanalo4161]

​@@mihajloblagojevic2641so its okay to judge based on your logic😂

[@danlomanalo4161]

​@@mihajloblagojevic2641your personal experience doesn't define the general consesus

[@Mrtophatosaurus]

Her: "he is cheating" Meanwhile Him: *makes a national geographic about dino nuggets*

[@Snowy_snow561]

Oooooo

[@suvdanchimegmoonon7295]

nize 69 !1!1!1!!111

[@Hussienberkznuts_420]

I have discovered the KFC niggerosaurus nugget!!

[@nonononono1593]

Women chat more freely in the bathroom because it's one of the few safe spaces men will be punished for following us into.

[@lavenderrrcucumberzzz]

Frr

[@ayartyom12]

The abuse one is really true ngl

[@jdevdawg1]

The domestic abuse one is WAY too fricking true

[@Marcus1a2b]

Fr like when a boy hits a girl the girl can hit back as many times as she wants but when girl hits boy, the boy isnt even allowed to touch the girl and if he does, many people will be mad.

[@indoorrecipe1122]

​​@@Marcus1a2bikr idk why 🤦

[@nadiarey4196]

Because natural unfairness in strenght. If a kid hits you, you don't call it abuse. It might hurt you emotionally but not physically. If you hit a kid, you'll send it to the hospital. How many women have sent husbands to the hospital? ...How many men have sent wifes to the hospital with no teeth or bleeding internally? End of argument.

[@sair9850]

@@nadiarey4196isn’t emotional abuse also a factor? What if an adult woman does the same to a younger male?

[@macaronandcheese1811]

@@nadiarey4196you saying women are incapable of hurting a guy? cuz that is sooooo not true. and emotional trauma is arguably worse than physical. you're downplaying it too much. also why did you call the child "it"... that's kinda objectifying lol

[@billgirl777]

The coven one is so true. Except me and my friends refer to it as a cult and worship a fictional demon triangle from a cartoon show for children...

[@cyberwarrior5939]

Not the dream dorito

[@billgirl777]

​@@cyberwarrior5939 Yes the dream dorito

[@luciferia.1313]

Oooh, bill cypher? Nice choice

[@starryskies0]

Yk what now I’m gonna name my group chat the bread cult

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

me with my hyperfixations and special interest (video games and cartoons)

[@HazeFades]

Me and the boys on the roof: Time to start a anime fight!

[@charlabailey1939]

The one about what girls really want was so true 🤣

[@ambertherainwing4761]

isn't true for me i just want a pet crocodile :>

[@w_h_y1112]

The last one is one of my friends. If a boy she hasn't even completely met doesn't reply to her in .1 seconds or likes another persons story she automatically thinks they are cheating. She got mad as I, another female, told her that boys also have other ppl in their lives other than her

[@Camo_4075]

…is your friend’s name Karen (or anything similar) by chance?

[@-Rockstar_Molty985-]

@@Camo_4075 It’s probably Rylie (cause people who spell it like that tend to be a-holes)

[@RK_edits..]

Girls in my bathroom would ball up toilet paper, wet it, lie on the floor and see who would stick the longest. 😂 Some are still in the roof after years😂 And hell no, us girls go psychotic and just real havoc in dodgeball😂😂😂

[@IkesPimpHand]

omg yasss kweeen y'all are so powerful and quirky and funny and independent and strong yasss SLAYYYYY 😐

[@RK_edits..]

?

[@karsthepillardood3265]

​@@IkesPimpHandyou really thought you did something sweetie no you did in fact not

[@Spooderman-cy5ph]

As a boy I can confirm that this is what we look like in dodgeball 😂

[@ILikeWhales321]

BRO MADE THE DINO ATTACK SOOO REALISTIC

[@magnusthevaliant]

That last one was a genius, screw his girlfriend

[@jellybutterfly3775]

Girls playing dodgeball in my school: *intense battle noises* *commence cussing* *throwing missiles* Boys: 👁👄👁

[@Marvelover15]

Lucky 😭

[@lavenderrrcucumberzzz]

Everyone in my school plays and acts like it’s literal ww3, it doesn’t matter if it’s a boy or a girl or other, they all are just acting like it’s a frikin battle field

[@Marvelover15]

@@lavenderrrcucumberzzz Even more lucky 😭

[@generalrabid9572]

Meanwhile me on the roof: *murdering zomboss with food*

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

and don't jump off

[@thatdudewhoPLAYZ]

That dodgeball one is so accurate

[@nathanjohnston1176]

I friendzoned a girl as a teenager because she was Jewish. She went through a weird cycle of aggressively dropping hints, then asking if I was gay(I'm not) and then acting depressed and trying to lose weight (she was already underweight). I kinda regret not letting her be my girlfriend as I've learned most girls aren't interested in me whereas when I moved away she tearfully told me she wanted to "belong to me"

[@lailazaidi1739]

It's almost like an obsession, I think

[@ScizzoringGirlz]

Damn….that’s sad

[@Ma-mj5rk]

Dodged a bullet, my friend. 👍🏻

[@ValadrienLeonhart]

Is there something with being a Jewish?

[@starryskies0]

that’s weird and sad at the same time

[@theonewhoasked120]

they can never know what us girls really do in the bathroom

[@Stars4gloom]

I am a GIRL but I relate to the BOY memes more 😭

[@jellyfan4212]

The boys in dodgeball got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pfp-underwater]

I dont talk in restrooms and whenever people do I leave immediately

[@nightninja7012]

I've trained my body to not need to go until I'm home

[@Idkanymore9029]

​@@nightninja7012 Same. I just don't trust school bathrooms, because it's most likely disgusting

[@TheonlyNako]

As a woman i agree that we want a demon bunny 👹 🐰

[@thetheory6159]

My case of domestic abuse ended rather swiftly. I called the cops, and instead of trying to play victim, she picked a fight with the cops.

[@felicitylucas2037]

Not me and my brothers jumping up and down on the roof as hard as we can 💀🤚

[@estudiostrabajospv4096]

Well, that society thing. You can think anything, but numbers says other thing: News about domestic men abused receive pretty much attention than the innumerable cases of women every day.

[@vonakakkola]

where are theese numbers? you should post the source for this type of statement

[@estudiostrabajospv4096]

@@vonakakkola From Google Analytics. I am journalist that writes for a news website (a spanish one), and a woman that beats o murder a man it SOOOOO MUCH convenient than other case of a woman killed, the first its a sure win.

[@estudiostrabajospv4096]

@@vonakakkola You have the case of teacher Nibaldo (a man killed by his girlfriend). She and her lover murdered him, they threw him into the sea. At the exact same time, a woman that i dont remember the name was, was cut into pieces ALIVE by her ex, and spread across various parts of the city. Teacher Nibaldo, RIP, is until today remembered, was a shock for my country (Chile). The other woman, i think just family remembered. I remember writing that new very quickly, and almost nobody made click in it.

[@estudiostrabajospv4096]

​@@vonakakkola BUT I think, and this is purely subjective, a small beat to a man by a woman is not as frowned upon as a small blow from a man to a woman in THE STREET. Although I have never seen it, but I imagine it must be so. Similarly, what I am sure of, because I have seen cases, is that many times men are "touched", that is in fact harassed, by women, and women believe that it is just "okay" only because they have been taught that they, men, "always want". That is surely a bad thing from the side of my congeneres.

[@tim_the_traveler]

At this point, If us boys prefer hanging out with other boys much more then girls, we might as well take it one step further.

[@caydencampbell3069]

what are you suggesting

[@kaijo7309]

Sorry Tim. We ain't Gay. Stop your fantasies

[@tim_the_traveler]

@@kaijo7309 Never!

[@LawnGaming0]

I would rather die

[@sethfrisbie3957]

@@tim_the_traveler I am not into that. I would rather deal with a nuclear war.

[@cherrybaring70]

NOT THE CHICKEN NUGGET DINOSAURS!!!!! TOO FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂

[@frozen_wolf493]

No matter what society favors women

[@Iamcuvi]

WE ARE MAKIN OUTTA INTERNET WITH THIS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Politography]

And the comments are making it into r/wooosh.

[@Saint_Wolf_]

Not even domestically abused, women will just raise a false alarm for being spoken in a tone she doesn't like.

[@robinthrush9672]

Or self-defense/defense of a child. The Deluth Model has made it so the bigger person was (and due to trends in men's and women's heights, now just the man) the one removed from the situation by police when there's a domestic complaint.

[@ScizzoringGirlz]

Hell nah that’s just unspoken for already 💀 stop the cap.

[@luciferia.1313]

​@@ScizzoringGirlzThey are trying so hard to be victims that they don't realize with that that the majority of their gender will get the worst picture for other women. Then they can cry in their "single lonely men epidemic".

[@BunBun_baby]

The dodgeball one is just so true 😅😂

[@Tuzki-]

Boys in the restroom: just staring each other

[@ItzWolfy247]

*Girls on roof tops:* OMG this is sooo cute, bestie take a picture *Boys on roof tops:* hmm..., I wonder if there's fall damage in real life *Dies* 💀

[@astroherelol]

As a woman, I can confirm the one with the bathroom is true af

[@naomisastra2681]

Not the ketchup 💀

[@Politography]

Yes ketchup.

[@matiamujollari6241]

The last one got me dying 💀

[@Potterh3ad]

The "what girls really want" is so true 🗿🥂🗿

[@Rookedi]

I think i just witnessed a murder-

[@shreyasi5902]

As a women, I just want to say when I'm on a roof I question how many injuries I'd sustain if I jumped

[@Ieatpaste23]

Girls not wanting a rich guy simply because he's rich is the most demonstratable false thing ever. I guess 20-year-old models are with 80-year-old billionaires because of their personality.

[@ricksimon9867]

You are missing the point. What you describe isn't rich, it is super rich. The question is, would a girl be with an 80y guy who has, say, $5 million? Meaning you will never have to worry about money for the rest of your life, but there won't be a yacht or a palace or even a Ferrari? _

[@Ieatpaste23]

@@ricksimon9867 Sure would. Fame, money, power, and status beats looks and personality every time.

[@ricksimon9867]

@@Ieatpaste23 Please refrain from tagging me in a "reply" if you cannot be bothered to address anything I wrote.

[@Ieatpaste23]

@@ricksimon9867 I did address it.

[@ricksimon9867]

@@Ieatpaste23 A guy who owns $5 million has neither fame nor power. A little status maybe, but not much. Try living in the real world.

[@ricksimon9867]

It is not society that ignores domestic abuse against men; it is MALE society that ignores this problem. If men could talk openly about this, the victims would get the help they need.

[@1avery]

I agree, however plenty of women also perpetuate the idea that men are "inferior" if they "let" something like that happen to them, even if it's through very subtle things they say. There's also the idea that male victims of sexual abuse should be happy that they're getting that kind of attention, e.g. a news article I saw about a teacher abusing a boy from her class had "👀" in the title, like wtf? And I've seen some absolutely horrific, more direct takes about "balancing the universe" by not helping male victims of abuse because many women had that experience, which is just disgusting to even think, let alone articulate.

[@mosalah11thegoat]

i wouldnt. i know how it feels to be turned down from help for society (idl how to explain what im tryna say)

[@admiralmonocle3874]

Victim blaming... Yeah, people like you are part of the problem.

[@charlesramirez587]

Gotta be honest it isn't male society at all. It's mere stigma and usually one of a hierarchy of helplessness. Women are viewed as too weak to viably beat men, while physically true in terms of an actual combative situation not true on domestic violence. Men cannot retaliate so Women take full advantage of that.

[@IkesPimpHand]

False. It's FEMALES who perpetuate this situation.

[@Lauhamster7]

The last one is so funny XD

[@moiralane4370]

As a girl who goes to an American public school I can also say that in the girls’ bathroom there are vapes and cringe graffiti like “I LUV TYLER” everywhere. Be careful guys that place is a demon realm

[@Libbyeatsrocks]

I confirm, what i look for in a man is a nice peaceful demon summing 😊

[@Politography]

No.