BQE - I'm Staying In Tonight (Official Music Video)

BQE returns with the music video for the Staying Home Anthem everyone over 35 has been waiting for! Shot in three takes by Greg Endries and featuring DJ Kindbud, Chad LaClair, Grasshopper and Armand D'Amato. Song written and produced by Greg Scarnici.
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LYRICS:
INTRO:
BQE.
Back in effect.
Now I know it's been a while.
But I had two hernias, ya dig?
VERSE 1:
It’s Friday night and my friends is textin’
So much to do - I am perplexin’
Kindbud’s spinnin’ at The Cock
And Tara’s performin’ at Eastern Bloc
Could buy a Red Bull at 711
Then go and dance at 11:11
Or party at Harder and be a slut
Dance and drink and bust a nut
PRE-CHORUS
But tonight I am exhausted
Yes, from work I feel accosted
I’ve been out every night this week
I kinda feel like going to sleep
CHORUS:
I'm staying in tonight!
Gonna order Seamless in a onesie!
I'm staying in tonight.
I’ll be watching Drag Race, hunty!
I'm staying in tonight!
I got Crossfit at 9AM
I'm staying in tonight
I plan on being in bed by ten.
INTERSTITIAL
Hold up a sec - I gotta take my fiber pills!
They make me shit like a GOD!
VERSE:
Whenever I’m out til the break of day
I wake up looking like Kellyanne Conway
My boyfriend asks, “What’s up with that?”
And I gotta come up with alternative facts
I get home late - break out the Fritos
Lie to my boyfriend like President Cheeto
I go nuts when I hit the booze
And trust me this is not fake news
PRE-CHORUS:
I’d like to hang out with my homos
And avoid a case of FOMO
I’d like to go out and get some booty
But I’d rather rest like Sleeping Beauty!
CHORUS:
I'm staying in tonight!
I’ll be on the couch laying down
I'm staying in tonight.
I plan on streaming The Crown
I'm staying in tonight!
Might tweeze my nose hairs, boo!
I'm staying in tonight!
Gotta hit the farmers market too!

[@damirkneze3468]

Best thing on KZbin you are hilarious

[@inseammen]

Greg-Another great video! I can relate! Thanks for putting humor to it! xoxoxjohn

[@gregscarnici]

+Thanks, John! John Robb

[@BetancourtAlexander]

If I'm doing what the song says at 26, is my youth consumed-overanddone?

[@gregscarnici]

Alexander Betancourt no. You're just smart. :)