Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CHILDREN OF THE CORN 2

Time for me to dip me toe into the longest-running Stephen King based movie series with "Children Of The Corn 2: The Final Sacrifice"!
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[@TheBrandonTenold]

With all the sequels I'm a little surprised there's never been a Children Of The Corn/Lawnmower Man crossover...

[@mysticfox7271]

Yeah me too! I'd totally watch it if I had the chance if they existed.

[@luismachado1934]

I thought there's only one lawnmower man sequel

[@Elirides]

Spy kids? I find it super creepy, and it has some awful cgi.

[@williamchico6553]

I saw the director's cut of The Lawnmower Man, and it's awesome movie on Tubi.

[@2st486]

i would love a crossover between Basket Case 3 and It's Alive 3. i mean think of the possibilities here...

[@Tigerfire75]

"The kids went ape shit and killed everybody" is the best line in the movie. Heck I use it all the time in conversation.

[@waterandafter]

Common conversation in the Midwest.

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

Still find it weird how this kid would be able to convince all the kids to kill the adults... or how they would survive for long

[@kylejohnson423]

"Sorry Jessica, I can't pay the rent on time. The kids went ape shit and killed everybody"

[@adamgray1753]

I seriously laughed out loud on that part of the video, Tigerfire75.

[@cartooncritique6625]

@@SwiftNimblefoot It's based off a Stephen King novel...it's best not to think too hard about it.

[@grapeshot]

Oh yeah the old Native American cliche much like the old Spanish housekeeper that knows everything about the spirit world cliche.

[@mr.badguy8500]

You say that but Spanish Housekeepers were known to fight off evil spirits and demons that don't let them clean the house properly. Never heard the epic fight of Consuela vs the Devil of the Microwave?

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

@@mr.badguy8500 either that or all Spanish Maids are secretly part of the Mechanicus, they know all the secrets of the Machine.

[@doublep1980]

@@forickgrimaldus8301 Praise the Omnisiah!!!

[@skylx0812]

The wisest thing an Indian ever said in a movie was Graham Greene in Maverick, _"Oh no, its okay, you can shoot him. He's kinda sickly and nobody really likes him anyway."_

[@Becka_Harper]

@@forickgrimaldus8301 engage the Linkage!

[@ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ]

I laughed like crazy when i saw one of the kids throwing a javelin at John which ended up in him catching it with relative ease and then throwing it back and impaling the same little shit to death. One of the hilarious "uno reverse" moments right there

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

As a long-time Uno fan I lol at your comment. Cheers.

[@charlesbullghost5491]

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[@jackj9816]

Just imagine trying to explain that lol

[@solidg3legend868]

"Your demon lord can't save you now Micah you're still gonna be mulch." My thoughts placed into better words and comedic sentence.

[@sigmacademy]

If this movie series ACTUALLY HAD a demon lord showing up, it would have made it vastly better. The pure fact that they kids only talk about it all the time seems like setting up an expectation that is never paid off. Heck, if you gave me a twisted corn abomination as an avatar, it would still be better than just having killer vines. :/

[@Canadamus_Prime]

"Do you think we should give these kids some sort of psychological evaluation or therapy before setting them up in foster homes?" "Nah."

[@Emulous79]

Children of the Barley: a whiskey-inspired story.

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

Barley vs Corn

[@thejudgmentalcat]

Children of the Hops: a beer disaster

[@chrisstick5403]

My kind of story... lol

[@howiegruwitz3173]

A Malt Disney production

[@richarddoyle3420]

Not 'beer in the sun'? OK, I'll adjust!

[@ObiClon]

"Apparently in this town where all the kids killed their parents,something really fucked up happened." Don't know why but I burst out laughing upon hearing that part!

[@lorenzobianchi1896]

Hey Brandon! Just wanted to say, it's kind of a rough period for me (ain't gonna bore you with the details), but seeing your new videos is always guaranteed to put a smile on my face, and make me forget my trouble even if for just a moment. What I mean is, your videos mean a lot, to a whole lot of people, more than you can imagine. You're like an old friend for many of us, and as such, always welcome. Cheers and keep up the good work! Love from Florence, Italy

[@chancegivens9390]

I hope your doing better now!

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Cheers from Montreal Canada :)

[@LittleMissGrosser]

Hi Lorenzo. Brandon's videos help me through rough periods too. Hope you're well.

[@kyleshiflet9952]

The native American character was the only character I liked in this movie also Hemmingford is a reference to Hemmingford Home from The Stand novel

[@parisgreen4600]

Thanks, I knew that rang a bell! All I could come up with was "Harvest Home" (which is coincidentally also rural horror).

[@robertstuart480]

I believe Hemingford Home is the name of an actual town in Nebraska.

[@kyleshiflet9952]

@@robertstuart480 I think it is

[@leewright1]

"He who Walks Behind The Rows" is Randall Flagg, so...yeah.

[@aidanfarnan4683]

This hits that "Maximum Overdrive" sweet spot: because when a Stephen King story is good, it's good, but when it's the right sort of bad, it's *Really* good. Still pissed off there was no 80s/90's film version of "The Mangler."

[@JnEricsonx]

Maximum Overdrive is great. And...are you making a joke about The Mangler?

[@aidanfarnan4683]

@@JnEricsonx No, I *LOVE* the short story "The Mangler": It has the best first half of a King short story, with the slow realisation that the machine is possessed and the debate on how to do anything about it without looking insane and getting fired, and then the ending is just so Batshit insane and random that you can tell it was one of Kings Cocaine days, and I adore the mood whiplash it causes.

[@JnEricsonx]

@@aidanfarnan4683 Ah, I thought you weren't aware there was a movie is all.

[@aidanfarnan4683]

@@JnEricsonx THERE'S A MOVIE?! Welp, guess i know what i'm watching tonight.

[@JnEricsonx]

@@aidanfarnan4683 Yeah, mid 90s, Robert Englund, all I know of it.

[@scantrahan]

My cousins and I watched this on tape expecting it to be scary, but by the time the corn cuts a guy's throat we were howling with laughter

[@richarddoyle3420]

"It doesn't make sense!" The tried and true Chewbacca defense. He's a pro!

[@wstine79]

In this franchise, the Kennys are really EVIL!

[@carltonstaples7423]

I'm from the Midwest, and every time I see a damn cornfield, I'd speed the hell up and never looked back!! "Speed up!! Go damn you!! This is were the corn kids kill all the people!!! 😳🌽😈🚙

[@Odinfang]

@@carltonstaples7423 I too am from the Midwest and I too shudder at the cornfields, but also because of Jurassic park, I’m afraid of tall grass. There’s lots of that here 😂😂😂

[@sigmacademy]

Nah, the Omen's kid was far scarier? :P

[@Umbraarro9426]

@@sigmacademy Yea

[@wugglesx]

@@sigmacademy damiens actor did great creeped me the hell out haha.

[@Gideon13397]

I burst out laughing at that remote wheelchair scene with the granny getting hit and slamming straight into that guy's shop saying "yeah." 😂😂

[@kingsadvisor18]

My dude, EVERY Stephen King story is a part of the Dark Tower series.

[@patrickmartin7692]

I'm a touch of irony though, the Dark Tower movie is almost completely unrelated to the books except for character names. 😃

[@mathieuleader8601]

everything is relative

[@jerelischable]

I literally was describing Steven king books yesterday and said “I’m sure it ties to the dark tower or something..”

[@DeavTech]

At least the magic tortoise wasn't featured

[@tonymata8070]

@@patrickmartin7692 Blame the crappy script written by Akiva Goldsman, anything that man writes nowadays is crap I mean who told him to adapt all of the books into one movie? Has the man not seen Harry Potter and how to take your time to adapt a book series?

[@youcantalwaysgetwhatyouwan8419]

The “children” went full 21 jump street in this one. (Also the woman in the movie played the hot doctor in season 2 of seaquest )

[@howiegruwitz3173]

Seaquest lol my parents watched that, and JAG

[@aaronreid8375]

Seaquest, wow taking me back

[@andrewblanchard2398]

STAR TREK : TNG episode THE OUTRAGEOUS OKONA

[@andrewblanchard2398]

KNIGHT RIDER season 2 episode A GOOD KNIGHT'S WORK deleted extended scenes

[@andrewblanchard2398]

KNIGHT RIDER season 4 episode KNIGHT BEHIND BARS

[@undeadgentalmen]

"... And because he is Native American and this is a horror movie, I'm assuming that means he's also magical or some shit." As person of the First Nations, yeah we get that stereotype in movies alot. Next to being tracker/hunter, exposition for historical origins, medicine man/shaman priest macguffin to solve or even being the cause of said curse. In my personal experience, I have no idea what is going on in paranormal situations, all I got is movies and a bit of para-psychology under my belt. And as the film goes, I find that Redbear is an old spirit making amends for cursing the land. Follow me here, back when the first euro settlers arrived, one of the gifts was given by tribes were corn to grow and harvest. Ofcourse civilization pushed the Tribe out of their ancestral land or worse genocide by disease or... Anyways, the settlers made a town on top of burial grounds causing a curse on the corn to turn bad. However like a haunted house when one spirit/curse has a door open other nasty things can get in. That's how small hauntings could turn to into a poltergeist if left unchecked, a rat-king of spirits. As said that curse invited a demon and Redbear had to do clean up before his soul can rest. I suppose his final acts to right the wrongs was the final sacrifice. Or I would like to say if there wasn't 5 other movies after this. LOL

[@charlesbennett7484]

@Undeadgentleman, you actually made the Children of the Corn movies make some little bit of sense to me! 😲

[@sigmacademy]

I always thought that scene with the ghost was a person who has his soul set free, presumably because he did good and prevented evil from winning. I base this on the fact that no-one else's soul was seen in the film, so in my headcanon, that meant due to their violent deaths and the nature of the evil of He who walks behind the rows, that their souls were being 'absorbed' (or at the very least, prevented from passing on), either due to their proximity to the "cursed kids"/"cursed cornfields". Which still doesn't quite explain the ability to walk away (even in spirit form) from a cursed location (that still has its evil intact) in horror lore, but then again, considering the period the was was shot in, saying stories were "logical" would be a bit of a stretch, and it's not like this horror franchise even kept to its own consistency. :)

[@pepperedash4424]

I thought people of the first nations knew how to grow corn. And it was the setters that learned from them. I suppose that wasn't how it went down with the first nations of the Midwest.

[@undeadgentalmen]

@@pepperedash4424 Huh, you right the first time, the east coast tribes did teach the settlers proper things to farm and scavenge in the "New World". When the Europeans arrived, they brought their own stock to grow, unfortunately alot didn't take to the soil, because of different environments. I don't know how you went reverse uno here, but glad to clear things up. LOL

[@shmabadu]

You know what I haven’t had in a while? Big League Chew.

[@freakyzed8467]

Driving into a rural Nebraska town was their first mistake. No sane person should EVER do that!

[@christinehorror8178]

Loved this movie as a kid and had such a crush on Micah/ Ryan Bollman lol. I got to meet him a few years ago at a play , very sweet dude. Also a crazy story from the film was he was actually pulled under the turned on combine! They dug a ditch under it and pulled him under but he had to do it twice cause first time he accidentally got face planted and got a mouth full of bugs.. I would have told them hell no I ain't doing that again!

[@dottiegillespie8067]

Cool story. I love going to Horror Cons!

[@skeevy_nyx]

So many great taglines for the poster: "Children of the Corn 2--Well That Was Awkward"; "Those kids went apeshit and killed everybody"; or "What is all this shit about the corn??"

[@wstine79]

My Locations Teacher in film school worked on the film as Locations Manager. He said that they are alot of Corn on the cob at catering after cutting those mazes.

[@waterandafter]

Where was it filmed? Sweet corn isn't really grown in Nebraska. Nebraska grows feed corn: for animals, corn syrup and ethanol. The fields shown in the film are grown too close together to be sweet corn. I'm not saying catering did give them corn to eat, it's cheap and easy to prepare after all.

[@wstine79]

@@waterandafter Durham, NC.

[@waterandafter]

@@wstine79 That makes more sense. But still those fields look close grown, but with more modern technology (gmo, equipment) it's possible.

[@SJ_RANKS]

Fun fact: the first film had Sarah Connor herself Linda Hamilton and coincidentally the first film came out the same year as terminator The sequels are stupid one them features a mans head getting ripped by vines predator style and it looks incredibly goofy and stupid

[@lutherheggs451]

the first isn't particularly good....Hell the majority of Stephen King adaptations are generally awful and occasionally mediocre....Not every book is good material for a movie.

[@Havoc800]

@@lutherheggs451 can you name the ones that are awful?

[@StageRight123]

@@Havoc800 All of them.

[@Havoc800]

@@StageRight123 yeah, not what i asked. But, thanks for playing.

[@JnEricsonx]

Irony is her boyfriend in that movie would be hunting demons 15 years later. :)

[@tyrant-den884]

According to Dark Tower, He Who Walks Behind The Rows is: SOME GUY IN A BLACK SHIRT!

[@michaelwilson5114]

Neil Breen?

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Same guy from The Stand; Randall Flagg

[@tyrant-den884]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin that's the one. I know he's supposed to be the ultimate evil super whatever. But the idea that there's some guy named Randall hanging out in the corn eating teenagers cracks me up.

[@sleepykitty8918]

@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin Darn it, Randy! Stop spooking the locals! And cut that out! People don't like it when you mastermind evil plots.

[@peterkrug4124]

7:44 Of all the deaths in this one particular film, I felt the most bad for Ruby. She understood from the beginning the danger the kids posed, she just wanted to escape danger, and she still died in the end.😰

[@eba9121]

Not gonna lie, the death of the old lady flying from wheelchair into ongoing traffic from one of the Children of the Corn movies holds up. Funny af. Also, the 2009 Children of the Corn version presented by the SyFy channel is awesome. I would recommend it to anyone who wants an atmospheric horror movie with an f'd up ending.

[@Flowmystic]

I enjoy the frequency at which you release these videos. Thank you so much

[@asthmatickobold7844]

11:10 Technically all of America is built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

[@cory6266]

And those Indians lived on the burial grounds of the Indians they killed, ad infinitum.

[@sigmacademy]

Technically all continents were once passable by land, and if you were to even ignore that, so you're kinda sitting on the combined cemeteries of the world if you are on land (since every continent is linked to each other via the inner core). Whether you can be haunted by any, depends on which franchise rules you want to follow - either having ghosts that are restricted by a single location, having a ghost latch onto a person where ever they go, getting "possessed by a ghost" or having a person summon a specific or any ghost to their location, or any combination thereof. :/

[@JohnDoe-vn1we]

Yeah all of the Americas, and Australia, Hell most of the world is just a large burial ground.

[@darrelsam419]

So are most countries with slavery and war, and countries taken over by colonists.

[@darrelsam419]

@Michael Fox Yep.

[@cacomeatballmarinara2014]

“How I stretched a 15 minute story into 9 goddamn movies”

[@tjmckinley8208]

I kinda love it.

[@johnbockelie3899]

Holy Batman cliff hanger, run over by a combine.

[@remliqa]

You finish 16 pages in 15 minutes? You're sure are a faster reader than me.

[@funkyweapon1981]

@@remliqa 15 minutes? 4-6 minutes for me.

[@sigmacademy]

You underestimate Hollywood's ability to wring blood out of a rock by adapting something horribly, and then simply making "original" sequels based on popular stereotypes and tired tropes and cliches that you've seen in at least a dozen other movies. *Looks at MOST movie series*

[@grapeshot]

Yes this franchise started off going off the rails and continue to go off the rails like a runaway train careening into a fuel tank farm.🚂🚂🚂⛽⛽⛽

[@johnbockelie3899]

Just some corn about corn.

[@ryandowney8743]

This series never started out on the rails.

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

I've seen the first movie in the series. I find it really strange that a movie with such a concept got several sequels. This is one of the unlikeliest franchises in horror movie history.

[@cthulhupthagn5771]

It's because it's the simplest plot ever. Kids turn evil, kill all the adults. This one is just gussied up with enough religious and Supernatural overtones the kind of give it a small Edge. Same thing with the Amityville Horror. Much of that franchise either doesn't include the actual house, or takes the evil and makes it mobile. Including a dollhouse, a clock, and I think a lamp or something. It's easy marketing too. If you see a movie called Children of the Corn, it doesn't matter what the subtitle is or the number. You know you're going to see a horror movie with a lot of kills, evil children, and some vaguely Supernatural elements

[@MasterShake9000]

8:50 - missed opportunity for that pastor lecturing the kids on “cornication”

[@cleverlydevisedmyth]

or "corn-holing" LOL

[@DeltaDemon1]

I saw this movie in the theatres in a matinee. It was exactly as I expected...Hilariously stupid. There were 3 other people in the theatre except for me and my friends and we were laughing all the way through. I don't think the three other viewers were happy with us making so much noise.

[@MrZilla]

It's been a while since an anime review and I think Robot Carnival would be interesting see. I'd request it myself, but there are no spots available in the $30 tier on Patreon.

[@MuertaNox]

Robot Carnival does NOT get enough love.

[@Avenger85438]

Anyone else want Brandon to review the Lance Hendrikson film, Pumpkin Head? I've not seen a mention of it anywhere else since Spoony reviewed the video game.

[@JFamProficient]

Urban Harvest is the sequel I've had the most memories and nostalgia for.

[@Fluoride_Jones]

+Jason Trahey That's the last film in the series I ever watched, and truth be told, I remember liking it a quite a bit!

[@Fluoride_Jones]

@Helping Heroes Hatzidakis It's different than the other films because of the urban setting, but it works!

[@jerelischable]

Good job Mr. Tenold; my favorite video so far.

[@Khether0001]

1984 seems to have been a particularly prolific year in terms of movie releases (and all time classics, actually)

[@Gideon13397]

Yeah, like 'The Terminator' and 'A Nightmare on Elm Street'.

[@Duragizer8775]

Back in the early noughties, my local video store had almost every entry of this series on their shelves - all except 2. I only got around to viewing this one towards the end of the decade. Knowing it was a direct sequel to the original, I had hopes it was gonna be at least as good as that one; no dice. The discontinuity in this series is appalling. There is some continuity between 1-3 & 6, but the rest ignore one another completely, with sequel hooks in one entry going ignored in the next. It wouldn't surprise me if most started life as standalone scripts before receiving slapdash rewrites to fit into this series.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Similar to the Hellraiser sequels after part 3.

[@Gideon13397]

By the early noughties you mean the early 2000's?

[@Duragizer8775]

@@Gideon13397 Yep.

[@thectk1000]

I remember that nose bleed scene traumatized me. Every time I got a nose bleed after I was afraid it wouldn't stop.

[@MissSallyB1]

What is it with movie serieses that have an instalment called "final chapter" that ends up being a goddamn lie?

[@sigmacademy]

Worse yet, why is the final chapter always 1/3 or 50% into the movie series? XD That's like having a franchise having a subtitle called "The new generation" and then only having them appear in that single movie? XD

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Money talks

[@MissSallyB1]

@@comixproviderftw_02 Angel III: The Final Chapter blows a hole in that theory

[@Gideon13397]

@@sigmacademy Not a horror movie franchise per se but the Street Fighter 3: A New Generation tried to do the exact same thing by introducing an all new cast and completely removing the previous ones. Let's just say it didn't well.

[@troychristensen4646]

Nightmare on elm Street did technically end the original franchise with that moniker. There was no Freddy in new nightmare it was a dream demon that took the form of Freddy.

[@crazyjamie7106]

What a strange coincidence. I was watching a video on how long you boil corn on the cob until I got this notification about the movie review

[@SpadeRZA]

I'm fairly sure they meant 'Khorne' and not 'corn'. 'I saw Khorne!!'

[@randomcenturion7264]

If they were worshippers of the Blood God, those would be some tough as Hell kids.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Just in time for Total War Warhammer 3.

[@jliller]

Q: What can save them? A: An almost literal deus ex machina.

[@UlshaRS]

"leave out the part where I killed the kid" That my friend is what they call burying the lead.

[@DchanZockt]

I remember this one. As a kid, I thought this horror movie sequel was pretty good. And the idea that the kids actually went crazy over contaminated corn was quite interesting. But the implementation was a bit rough. (The whole thing should play directly after the first part. But obviously takes place 8 years later)

[@TorontoJon]

15:12 Sure, everyone's heard of Einstein's 'Theory of Corn Syrupy'. ;)

[@auraicide4883]

8:10 In my head, it's really hard to take that whole scene seriously because it just reminds me this is exactly how the Wicked Witch died in Wizard of Oz.

[@tonymata8070]

That was intentional actually, heck the elderly sisters that get killed by Micah and the children are named Ruby Burke and Mrs. West.

[@brandonwray7260]

Why doesn’t this channel have more subs? These videos are both informative and funny at the same time.

[@p0laris74yt8]

10:03-10:12 This is the first I've seen ANYTHING related to this, but Red Bear's already my favorite character.

[@heidifedor]

Well the kid who Played Issac, in the original, was 22 at the time.

[@sleepykitty8918]

He was incredible in the first movie! When I found out his age it made me think about acting. If I wasn't scared of being watched and the pressure, I'd try out for a part as a teen in the movies. I look about ten years younger than I am :p

[@Applepoisoneer]

You did Halloween III without doing the other two because you're a man of taste and culture. Also, I am from Nebraska. And I can safely say, this series is the most accurate depiction of Nebraska we have.

[@tonymata8070]

8:50 "Fornication..." Is the last thing I want to hear this guy talk about. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sorry, had to borrow a joke from Cecil's (Good Bad Flicks) review of Children of the Corn II.

[@sigmacademy]

For someone who's sure as hell dead set against it... he seems to know a lot about it? :P

[@tonymata8070]

@@sigmacademy Right?

[@cernstormrunner7263]

"I wonder if there's beer on the Sun"

[@mathieuleader8601]

the effect of the corn demon taking over Micah you might say corny

[@SJ_RANKS]

17:35 those are power ranger level effects 🤣🤣🤣

[@tannerprice2018]

Nah, even Power Rangers would be embarrassed to have those effects.

[@ODST412]

We need to make a movie about Brandon vs the Kennys

[@mathieuleader8601]

NEXT OF KEN

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

Sadly, the Kennys have a tendency to get revived in the episode immediately after they get killed off.

[@evildoughboy7773]

"This is the corn from last year's harvest!" It all makes sense now... 🤔

[@compherut]

I hope I’m not the only one who laughed hysterically at the old lady in the wheelchair dying

[@livingcorpse5664]

Meanwhile a man plays Korn song using corn: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHvJk5WfipyEipY While Korn plays in a cornfield: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6Okgmqah99mrK8

[@garryflanders6328]

No Vietnam/"Tour of Duty" reference for Terrence Knox? Aah... and I can't be the only one to think Micah and Justin Long have the same parent somewhere?!

[@parisgreen4600]

Micah def. looks familiar - I was thinking Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

That actress I know from the episode of Seinfeld 'The Marine Biologist'.

[@3dgym3DIa]

Glad to see the green stuff from Troll 2 got a cameo

[@Derrick-hz4bh]

Great review brandon. I remember renting this back in the day in my teenager time. Fun fact: in germany the franchise is called kinder des Zorns which translates Children of wrath.

[@GangstaMojo]

7:45... That is the worst construction of a porch overhang I've ever seen. Maybe they should have hired John Carpenter to directors film.

[@skylx0812]

Its set in the town of Hemingford. Aka Hemingford Home from The Stand. 108 yr old Mother Abigail lived on a corn farm there. Her porch was built on jack lifters. I'm guessing that porch is a nod to The Stand.

[@richardbayen3665]

I honestly really like children of the corn 3

[@heidifedor]

The first one was scary to me, until I found out that they were being controlled by a demon. Up until that reveal the story was freaky because it was possible.

[@turkishvan2]

I was gonna say the opening music sounded like it came from a Miyazaki film, so "90's animated movie about the environment" is pretty spot-on

[@Amariel30]

I always felt bad for the first lady that got killed. She wasn't that horrible and getting crushed under a house like that just seems.... I dunno. It makes me feel super uncomfortable for some reason. xD

[@sigmacademy]

She probably came back up again in Night of the Creeps? :P (yeah, I know that was a serial killer, but still, would fit as a mashup video!)

[@stephenwarhurst6615]

13:41 Is that the green slim in the food in Troll 2 that turns people into Troll food? Oh! My! God!!!!!!!!

[@krisryker666]

The kids were abused. It’s even mentioned in this one and 5. Micah’s misunderstood. Not sure about the other kids. But Micah’s dad abused him. At night when he visited all the kids, what he was saying about the adults, that wasn’t Micah talking that was He Who Walks Behind the Rows controlling him and what he says. Micah alone is shy and quiet. These kids are from Isaac’s group.

[@SjofnBM1989]

Micah was..... possessed by a demon bro

[@krisryker666]

@@SjofnBM1989 I know

[@ajh6354]

Yes, 10 months ago, i found this channel, and Brandon mentioned Rowsdower. Subbed that day and enjoyed it ever since. Great channel.

[@argai89]

Dude i just saw the Killer rat review and wondered "when will the next review be?" And....Hell... here it is :)))

[@bigbaddwolf90]

Thanks for saying you hadn't done the first! I would've spent too long looking for that.

[@RichardWatt]

I guess you could say this series is a-poppin? (I'll see myself out.)

[@howiegruwitz3173]

Corny

[@homelesshannah50]

Yes please do

[@StJimmy89]

"He who walks behind the rows" is Randall Flagg

[@grapeshot]

I remember the dad from the television series Tour of Duty.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Me too. I loved that show and he was excellent in it

[@jankmedia1985]

Watched this movie tonight. 10/10. Had some genuine laughs. One scene in particular had me crying. Hell of a movie.

[@GothBarbie3000]

There are a lot of horror series have got to learn not to say “FINAL” with such… finality.

[@glitchesandglitter]

final nightmare freddy's dead and Friday the 13th the final chapter to name two

[@GothBarbie3000]

@@glitchesandglitter right?! And then there’s the audaciously repetitively titled “Final Destination” series

[@sigmacademy]

@@GothBarbie3000 Ah yes, Final Destination. The movie series that ended on a cliffhanger, while ironically BEING the movie series that pioneered ending every movie in the series on a cliffhanger? ;)

[@GothBarbie3000]

@@sigmacademy exactly that, yes! did you know there were Final Destination books? I just learned that like a month and a half ago.

[@AlienSquidMonster]

"I wonder if there's beer on the sun" hahahah!! God damn i love mystery science theater 3000

[@StrangeCreed]

I am offended. As a man born of the Corn Capital of the United States, our sacrifices are far more discreet, and further as a Shepherd of the Shuck, said offerings hadn't even been prepared properly! I don't want to use terms like "city-slicker," but someone did not do his research on Zamaize and His Dark Power, and that reflects poorly on my state.

[@PhoenyxAshe]

@@Nat20streak My guess, either Nebraska or Ohio.

[@StageRight123]

Can someone translate hick.

[@alexanderlaplante5477]

Just in the middle of watching your Saturn 3 video and this kicks on, perfect timing for a rainy day sit back and watch fest

[@magomandrake171]

I can't believe I used to be scared of these movies. Boy I was gullible.

[@Urbanwino]

I'm definitely sure that's combine-scene 'party's over' is a straight reference to BrainDead's lawnmower 'party's over'.

[@Ntron475]

I literally just bought the vhs from goodwill about a week ago. Always enjoyed this one. Was the first in the series I watched. I first caught it at the nosebleed scene.

[@pedrokatcradle]

*CORN* -I FLOOP THE PIG! Jake the dog: you gank my spirit walker...

[@JustDavenThings]

Angela is played by Rosalind Allen who was in Ticks with Seth Green. It's really fun to go down the B-grade horror hole with this movies cast.

[@JnEricsonx]

At first, I thought it was Carey Lovell from Law and Order!

[@JustDavenThings]

@@JnEricsonx The 2 do look similar but nope. It's Allen. Even funnier is that movie features Alfonso Ribeiro right in the middle of doing TFPOBA.

[@Mysticgraybles]

Fun Corn Fact: The composer for this film, Daniel Licht, was also the composer for the game Silent Hill Downpour, which featured an original theme song performed by Korn.

[@chibikim77]

Aww man I thought it was "THE FINAL SACRIFICE" The one with MST3k's leading star, Rowsdower!

[@howiegruwitz3173]

Rowsdower, my favorite comic book superhero,Rowsdower.

[@vaknama]

I laughed way harder than I should have at that old lady flying through the air in her wheelchair 😂

[@MutaScale]

OH MY GOD, MY PATREON REQEUST! XD Man, surprised you still did it man! Sorry about not supporting ya' still on it, my financial situation at the time got bad and I had to cancel my pledges for a bunch of other guys. Still, thanks so much! When i get it running again, I'll be back to pledging to you.

[@rgeiler7627]

Oh nice, this actually was your request. Right on.

[@MutaScale]

@@rgeiler7627 Yeah. Like i said, still surprised he went through with it. XD So, WOO!

[@WillieBeW3]

The first part of the dude wiping blood of his face in church reminds me of the part in Ernest Goes to Jail when Ernest is wiping ink off his face. It just keeps spreading everywhere... :)

[@jongroskin729]

No one will be seated during the long awkward pause in conversation scene.

[@TheBattlesword]

Aaaaah Corn's gooooooood!

[@DeavTech]

Ah a native American, it sure is a Stephen King novel.

[@randomcenturion7264]

It's either a Native or Gypsies.

[@lutherheggs451]

Hey. At least he moved it out of Maine and nobody seems to be an alcoholic.

[@mrbigglezworth42]

@@randomcenturion7264 If Gypsies are involved, you can damn well expect a spiteful Gypsy woman who hands out curses like candy on Halloween for the pettiest of reasons. Hell, it's the entire plot of Drag me to Hell.

[@randomcenturion7264]

@@mrbigglezworth42 Never liked that movie much.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

@@mrbigglezworth42 Also that entire thing calling Romani people Gypsies...

[@dolfanatic314]

The music in the beginning sounds like a soap opera. When the daughter is about to tell the family she is pregnant and her father is her babies father.

[@noonenowhere9266]

Ergot mold is where acid or L.S.D comes from or at least on rye it does I don't know if it would have the same effect on corn but interesting idea I guess lol

[@howiegruwitz3173]

Claviceps purpurea for everyone!

[@parisgreen4600]

Yes, I remember reading that the Salem witch trials (or maybe it was a different witch craze, I forget) was because everyone was tripping on ergot.

[@winterlynn9012]

Not sure if anyone pointed this out already or if it even matters, lol but the opening credit music you comment on around 1:40 was changed for some reason in later releases. I have the original 1992 vhs copy of this film as it was a favorite of mine as a kid (I was weird) and the original opening music was much creepier and memorable. It had a haunting sinister theme with the voices of children singing something along the lines of "A time to live and a time to die, Seasons come and Seasons go, we are waiting " I noticed a few years back when I caught the movie on TV that the music was changed, (I'm going to guess copyright reasons? ) and I was disappointed. Sure, the movie is far from good but a few things were pretty effective. Also Micahs possession scene at 6:10 was shortened A LOT in later releases. On my vhs copy it goes on much longer and has some cgi of him floating through a portal with his face melting away as he becomes possessed by "he who walks behind the rows" it was actually pretty badass. I have no idea why they shortened it and just left the shitty lighting effect.

[@rionthemagnificent2971]

It does tie in with the Dark tower. Randall Flagg is the Corn demon, one of his incarnations.. not to mention Randall Flagg is technically Nyarlatothep from the Cthulhu mythos. As King is quite fond of Lovecraft's work.

[@ViN1988-m6w]

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