I'm noticing a pattern.... Showa Era: "it's too silly!" Hesei Era: "it's too serious!" Godzilla 2014: "show more monsters!" GKOTM: "Too much monsters!" Critics can't be satisfied.
@D2Kprime4 жыл бұрын
Sure they can. You just have top have enough money to pay the critics off. Then they'll cream their pants over it.
@nicholaslienandjaja18154 жыл бұрын
Fans: Son of Godzilla: "FUCK YOU, MINILLA! WE HATE YOU!" Godzilla's Revenge: "WE HATE THAT STUPID KID! HE'S AN ASSHOLE! WHY DOES THIS MOVIE HAVE A KENNY?" Godzilla (1998): "THIS IS NOT GODZILLA! THIS IS A JURASSIC PARK/ALIEN RIP-OFF! FUCK YOU, DEAN DEVLIN AND ROLAND EMMERICH!!!!" Godzilla Anime Trilogy: "WHY IS GODZILLA A PLANT? WHERE IS MECHA-wait a minute, HE'S A MICHAEL BAY TRANSFORMERS THAT TURNS INTO A CITY?! WHY DOES KING GHIDORAH LOOK LIKE RAMEN? AND WHERE IS MOTH-wait a minute, SHE'S JUST A SHADOW?!"
@williamhinson28634 жыл бұрын
Give them a Snickers. Because Snickers satisfies.
@kaijukid14434 жыл бұрын
Godzilla:There's just no pleasing you people.
@finchatforharambe9054 жыл бұрын
GMK: WHY IS KING GHIDORAHHHH GOOD WHY!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU GET IT CORRRECT!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Crrrow4 жыл бұрын
Well I like the 80s. And I like Doctor Pepper... And I also like Godzilla.... Well shit now I want to watch this movie.
@rebeccabuckland83113 жыл бұрын
17:07 movie?😕
@michaelccozens3 жыл бұрын
You see that, Toho? That's how publicity works. Now stop flagging Brandon's videos!
@DavidRoarty4 ай бұрын
the following year in late 1985, they did a Godzilla commercial with Diet Dr. Pepper commercial
@schadenfruede06754 жыл бұрын
Girl: screaming “mama” because of radiation poisoning Brandon *BE MORE FUNNY!!!*
@roborbiettinoisgone3924 жыл бұрын
Mama! Radiations are killing me! *Be MoRe fUnNy*
@daywalker37354 жыл бұрын
That part killed me
@gojirafan54374 жыл бұрын
Day Walker Same
@nicholaslienandjaja18153 жыл бұрын
The female MUTO crying at her destroyed eggs Brandon: *BE MORE FUNNY!*
@iwonttellmynametoamachine54223 жыл бұрын
I love this sequence. It completely destroyed Leonard Moltens whole review. Also, Brandon conveying this straight point while being funny.
@wadedrange68695 жыл бұрын
I remember renting this on vhs when I was a kid. It started with a cartoon short of Bambi vs Godzilla.
@Isaac-hm6ih2 жыл бұрын
That sounds... short.
@bobberttv8565 Жыл бұрын
@@Isaac-hm6ih lol I have the vhs, it is....extremely short
@georgebailey8179 Жыл бұрын
@@Isaac-hm6ih Almost 2 mins long: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4OQo5WwmKqAbqM&ab_channel=TheLocalCessPool
@ShadeszOfficial Жыл бұрын
Lmao Bambi was stomped very fast. I remember that VHS haha
@theiggy14749 ай бұрын
Best part of the movie
@Gojirawars035 жыл бұрын
It just occurred to me that they totally should have released the other Heisei films in America. They could’ve had Raymond Burr as a recurring actor in the films, following him around and warning other people of the danger he represents. He could’ve been like the Dr Loomis to Godzilla’s Michael Myers.
@Tiberius_Productions Жыл бұрын
It would’ve definitely been a cash cow for Roger Corman’s New World Pictures when it comes to VHS rentals and purchases in syndication. Certainly more profitable than all the other crap Roger Corman was putting out lol.
@Skelevision1 Жыл бұрын
ITS YOU
@davefoster88453 ай бұрын
He died in 92 I think. He could have done maybe 2 more, but not the whole Hesei!
@MLawrence-z9kАй бұрын
They released all the Heisei films eventually just not back in the day is all
@possiblycrazy4427 жыл бұрын
14:57 Rule one of American distribution: Always ruin the original content so the audience that actually cares gets disappointed. Hell yea, Raymond. You tell 'em.
@Grandmastergav865 жыл бұрын
They did that with Hong Kong and Italian films for years.
@juliuszhorst80834 жыл бұрын
@@Grandmastergav86 At least Americans did not incorporate Frankenstein into every Showa movie like they did in Germany :)
@ladyserenityrain22334 жыл бұрын
That's what they do. your right.
@teedup89954 жыл бұрын
Original product: That's too serious! Edited product: That's too stupid!
@arandomasschannel2 жыл бұрын
@@Grandmastergav86 yes and they do live action anime adaptations which have nothing to with the anime why is America always have to ruin foreign films god damnit America!!!
@ajstockstill6527 жыл бұрын
ok in the first movie's defense nobody on the boat knew the first Godzilla disintegrated so Raymond burr's line "30 years ago they never found any corpse" actually fits......the only one who really knew (and had the social status to speak and be heard) died with the first Godzilla
@OkBuddyReinerArmorTitan6 ай бұрын
Serizawa
@BIG-D-STAR6 ай бұрын
@@OkBuddyReinerArmorTitan CONGRATULATIONS, DR.ISHIRO SERIZAWA IS CORRECT!!
@GREGGREG-p5v2 ай бұрын
@@BIG-D-STAR no. Daisuke serizawa
@guillaumebabey44847 жыл бұрын
The seagulls thing, as far as I remember, is inspired by the fact that, at the time, Godzilla was still meant to be a mutated dinosaur. Even though it was still not a complete consensus at the time, scientists already suspected birds are dinosaurs. Godzilla being the only one of his species at the time of the series, he was possibly drawn to the possibility of being with his kin.
@noahking54934 жыл бұрын
I beleive he actually uses the same magnetic signals birds use to travel.
@sorrenblitz8052 жыл бұрын
@@noahking5493 not really to travel but definitely to navigate while travelling. But it does go along with his mutated dinosaur origin as his being a theropod dinosaur would make him a distant ancestor to birds.
@cringelul2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@tajniak43352 жыл бұрын
His kin... WTF, the evolutionary distance between modern birds and dinosaurs is like 70 MLN years, so if Godzilla would consider seagulls "his kin" then humans and chimpanzees should fuck each other on everyday basis, because by that logic they're basically the same thing. Then again this concept would fit right away with the ridiculousness of "science" in kaiju movies.
@guillaumebabey44842 жыл бұрын
@@tajniak4335 Kin is a broad term and you literally just answered your own outrage in the last sentence. Kaiju's use of science has often been more poetic than strict.
@comicreaperharry37234 жыл бұрын
16:12 Brandon: "Hey it work!" 16:13 (Godzilla roar) 16:15 Brandon: "Oh shit it work."
@thepooroldsoul81794 жыл бұрын
"Too straight to be funny"? In my opinion, that might be the DUMBEST reason to hate a movie. Edit: 22 Comments? Dang. This has to be the most replies I ever had on a comment I made.
@Sentryman0024 жыл бұрын
I completely agree, friend.
@kennethbryant58194 жыл бұрын
critics are fuckin idiots sometimes. Remember most of them didn't like the Shining or The Thing either and nowadays they line up to suck both those movies off.
@williamhinson28634 жыл бұрын
I know right? Because a film about a giant radioactive beast woken up by nuclear weapon testing, which in turn angers it and causes it to destroy most of tokyo and millions of people are dying is supposed to be funny.
@honestdave4 жыл бұрын
And this is why I hate film critics.
@icharneco294 жыл бұрын
@@honestdave the you tube guys are ok for the most part.
@ShadowSonic26 жыл бұрын
Okay, for everyone wondering what that giant bug thing was on the boat: It was a Godzilla Louse. Godzilla has parasites on him the same way all lifeforms do, but being big and radioactive means that they were similarly mutated and enlarged. When he walked by the boat (don't know how it didn't capsize) some of them just fell off and ate the crew. Most of them jumped off-ship and into the water but one stayed behind. The American version mentions that one giant louse washed up dead on a beach somewhere.
@MetaFanWing4 жыл бұрын
FYI; The bugs are called Shockirus. Just wanted to share that tibdit.
@the_once-and-future_king. Жыл бұрын
So Abrams ripped this movie off for Cloverfield?
@CowboyRobot200011 ай бұрын
@@the_once-and-future_king. That bastard!!!
@n.mightslapallama18747 жыл бұрын
Damn, dude, critics are sometimes so far up their own asses it's amazing they can breathe.
@mrbenoit50185 жыл бұрын
N.Might Slapallama so far up their asses their _ASSES_ are up their asses.
@Gojirawars035 жыл бұрын
Well, the movie itself, even as a Godzilla film, is still pretty bad.
@Sentryman0025 жыл бұрын
I completely agree my friend.
@martyc9095 жыл бұрын
@@Gojirawars03 Really, I always thought this movie was amazing. The effects for the time, were top notch. I guess living in the 80's, you saw Star Wars which was puppets, Yoda was a puppet, the Goonies, this movie was on par with them. It wasn't until later that Star Wars was given a CGI make over to look better.On top of that , the plot was pretty good, and it was basic. Man creates a monster, the monster destroys Tokyo. I love that they throw him into a volcano, and in the American point of view, kill him since this Godzilla was never seen again, until the internet. It's not perfect, but the only perfect Godzilla film was the first. And of course to have that film, the nation went through a f'n atomic bomb.
@megalon735 жыл бұрын
That guy is the wrost movie review ever known. Hope he's died.
@darkservantofheaven7 жыл бұрын
even as a 31 year one old adult, Godzilla's scream when he falls into the volcano is haunting....
@Mictla1555 жыл бұрын
Yea, I felt bad for Godzilla.
@kaijucifer35445 жыл бұрын
And doesnt at all fit the character.
@darkservantofheaven5 жыл бұрын
@@kaijucifer3544 what makes you say that?
@martyc9095 жыл бұрын
I remember my aunt bought this movie for her daughter, who LOVED Godzilla. I bought Destroy All Monsters. She watched Destroy All Monsters with me, because she wanted to see if it was better for my cousin. I guess once my cousin was 5, she realized that they killed Godzilla (in the American point of view since we never saw the Heisei Godzilla past this point and this was 2001 before most of us knew the Heisei movies existed) and basically cried all night. So we traded, which I guess my cousin wore out the Destroy All Monsters VHS... LOL. But that scream is what made her realize, Godzilla is dead (it's only in the American version too, so it's fitting, because to us, he died).
@Vmidnight19175 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOO! I feel like that’s what he’s saying
@akiraman265 жыл бұрын
(Dr. Pepper flagged by Toho)
@thecornnoir73123 жыл бұрын
*FLAGGED BY DR PEPPER*
@nathanielschwartz4254 жыл бұрын
9:59 Well, actually, it depends on which version you’re watching; in the original Japanese version from 1954, they say that Godzilla is 150 feet tall because, back then, that was bigger than any building they had in Japan. However, in the American version, Godzilla is said to be over 400 feet tall, because in America, where there are huge skyscrapers, if a monster was 150 feet tall, he wouldn’t have even come up above the buildings.
@MinscFromBaldursGate923 жыл бұрын
The first Godzilla was 50 meters tall to be exact.
@nathanielschwartz4253 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Right.
@Ichigoat193 жыл бұрын
1954-1975 Godzilla was 50 meters
@nathanielschwartz4253 жыл бұрын
@@Ichigoat19 Well, actually he differed in size from movie to movie.
@Ichigoat193 жыл бұрын
@@nathanielschwartz425 ik that
@nerdsman5677 жыл бұрын
3:32 - Ok, now I wanna see a Japanese version of "Deadliest Catch" where they fish for Kaiju monsters! xD
@raymondhamill2705 жыл бұрын
I would pay real money to see that!
@donnadotson25915 жыл бұрын
Same
@ChakLok5 жыл бұрын
nerdsman567 no
@mitchfletcher23865 жыл бұрын
@@ChakLok Yes.
@Gojirawars035 жыл бұрын
They catch monsters like Kamoebas, Ebirah, and Titanosaurus.
@Vates1043 жыл бұрын
A truly under appreciated movie. I am happy that Raymond Burr reprised his role.
@NEOREV_MUSIC6 жыл бұрын
Hey, I enjoyed Godzilla 1985! It is one of my top Godzilla films. Screw the haters. The original Japanese version is much better.
@syedzafran26825 жыл бұрын
The American dub is so funny that it's stupid. XD.
@radogoji68635 жыл бұрын
This movie is so Underrated. This movie is great
@davefoster88454 жыл бұрын
Godzilla 1985 in my opinion beats the Japanese one. The editing is superior. That slug or tick in the Japanese version looked so stupid. But with the right American cuts it looks believable. There are many other edits that make 1985 superior to me.
@gfilmer71504 жыл бұрын
Fans hate the American version, but love the original Japanese version.
@NEOREV_MUSIC4 жыл бұрын
I think both the American and Japanese versions have their strength and weaknesses.
@shaolin1derpalm4 жыл бұрын
I was 8 when it it was shown on tv. I cried at the end lol. No this was a good Godzilla movie. I love the campy ones a lot, but the first and this one were fantastic.
@brotatooflegend29273 жыл бұрын
Same always loved this one, the silly campy ones are great but it's the dark gloomy and somber toned ones that are best OG 1954 will always be my fav
@JOSH-lw2jv Жыл бұрын
*"GODZILLA 1985"* was nominated by the 6th Golden Raspberry Awards in 1986 for "Worst Supporting Actor" (to Raymond Burr as "Steve Martin") & "Worst New Star" (to the computerized Godzilla). This film *DOES NOT* deserve any Razzies whatsoever!
@joejrjohnston10017 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Haruo Nakajima
@LITTLEDANNYB-nm8zd5 жыл бұрын
It sucks
@thefreeimperialstateofulm75985 жыл бұрын
IT'S THE FIRST GODZILLA MOVIE AND IF IT NOT EXCITED GODZILLA AND YOUR FAVORITE GODZILLA MOVIE WON'T BE EXCITED
@smithwesson18964 жыл бұрын
@@LITTLEDANNYB-nm8zd Yeah sucks that he's gone
@thescourge67044 жыл бұрын
He should have watch godzilla king of the monsters before he dead
@whatnotbutter74703 жыл бұрын
Same thing but... you're a bit late
@GLIEPNIR6 жыл бұрын
16:05 that's by far the best joke in the review, the way you say "oh shit it works" is just perfect xD
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
GLEIPNIR goes from excited that we have a way to stop godzilla, but then to utter fear because we just pissed him off
@glenchapman38993 жыл бұрын
The scene where he comes ashore and just wrecks all the defenses on the shore is my favorite all time moment in the Godzilla franchise.
@zali133 жыл бұрын
This was my first Godzilla movie too, and it scared the shit out of me then. The entire nuclear apocalyptic feel (it was the '80's, the Soviets were still in Afghanistan then) also helped the doom-laden tone of the movie. Imagine my surprise when I watched Godzilla v Megalon several years later...
@jurassickaiju145 жыл бұрын
4:07 Well, I guess now we know where they got the idea for the parasites in _Cloverfield_ .
@nicholaslienandjaja18153 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The parasite's name in this movie is Shockirus
@jurassickaiju143 жыл бұрын
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Yup.
@jross95533 жыл бұрын
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 you do not want to know what Facehuggers do to people in Japan
@Platapart7 жыл бұрын
Man, they really need to make cancer funnier
@Daemon__Sultanah5 жыл бұрын
They really need to make radiation poisoning funny.
@MM-xn6tn5 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? Cancer is hilarious. 😆💀😆💀
@gamemasterpzm5 жыл бұрын
Yeah they really screwd up making death and cancer funny
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
Tom Hanks: “i have aids.” **peter griffin laughs**
@schadenfruede06754 жыл бұрын
Pixel Pasta *I REQUIRE CANCER MEMES!!!!!*
@joeolivo88477 жыл бұрын
Japanese Charles Bronson lol. subscribed
@megalon734 жыл бұрын
I shown my dad that guy, Even got a kick out on the joke! this dude looks almost Charles Bronson.
@nicholaschamberlain62394 жыл бұрын
There's a slight resemblance, yeah.
@Monkofmagnesia5 жыл бұрын
i saw this in the theatre when it was first released in the U.S.. Throughout the film, no matter what happens or what the plan is, Steve Martin (Raymond Burr) always says, "That won't stop Godzilla!"
@ThatGuy-gc1du6 жыл бұрын
Raymond Burr was edited into the original American version of Godzilla AND the 80s reboot? lol that is nothing if not consistent. Raymond Burr. Interrupting Japanese monster movies since 1954.
@actuallynem7 жыл бұрын
Godzilla cannot locate the dr.pepper
@RyllenKriel6 жыл бұрын
Godzilla prefers Dr. Oppenheimer soda, though may settle for a Nuka Cola too.
@trmpt355 жыл бұрын
That’s the true plot of the movie 😂
@Mecha_Machinehog15 жыл бұрын
That’s why he’s mad. He just wants his Dr.pepper
@schadenfruede06754 жыл бұрын
Godzilla: *Sattelite mode activate*
@marieparisi45224 жыл бұрын
RyllenKriel maybe a sunset sasperila if he's desperate
@Slam_Bus_Rodan7 жыл бұрын
That Japanese hobo is amazing. We the people demand a spinoff!
@DLRX7 жыл бұрын
Don't act like a big shot hick, you've just got the town! If you wanna hang around with me you better learn some manners, huh.
@dbel19807 жыл бұрын
My lucky day! Finding a purse while a giant monster is walking towards you.
@Draconyx137 жыл бұрын
The inevitable American remake would star Alex Jones as himself!
@qq-hk3so7 жыл бұрын
Slam Bus Rodan yes!
@Slam_Bus_Rodan7 жыл бұрын
They should have had this guy cameo in the Heisei series just like the guy with the booze in the Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker, and For Your Eyes Only. Missed opportunity Toho!
@Loonaticx5 жыл бұрын
Years after watching every Godzilla VHS I could get my hands on at the time, I watched the original Gojira and Godzilla 1985 movies in subtitled Japanese. It really made the difference.
@CuriousWorldProductions2 жыл бұрын
That Flock of Seagulls gag was gold. 😂
@16-bitjunkie45 жыл бұрын
This movie was my first introduction to a darker version of godzilla as a kid and I loved it and still love it
@ericmoss89287 жыл бұрын
Godzilla 1985 and Power Rangers (2017) have among the biggest product placements ever in movie history.
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
Eric Moss i know when i was needing to relocate for a while because the castle of doom was being fumigated, i holed up in a Krispy Kreme. The lizard men really liked having all the donuts.
@adamlone55485 жыл бұрын
If they could have just made the eyes look more realistic, this would've probably been the best Godzilla suit of all. Oh and btw, Japanese Larry King @ 5:36
@brodyzavala38576 жыл бұрын
ok, im sorry, i love the flock of seagulls I RAN song reference, that had me dying!
@nathanielschwartz4253 жыл бұрын
2:13 Well, actually they kinda did. You see, when the first Godzilla film was released in Japan in November of 1954, audiences all over the country loved it, with lines to get in the theaters spanning blocks down the street, but the critics reviews of the film were extremely mixed with a few critics considering it to be a masterpiece like everybody today, but most of the critics back then gave it a really low rating essentially saying the same thing; that it was really weird to see a monster movie be taken so seriously.
@toptobottom2475 жыл бұрын
If people are wondering about the insectoid alien thing on the abandon ship is...in the early Heisei days of Godzilla it was referenced that those little guys live on Godzilla's skin in some sort of symbiotic relationship in the water. The size is obviously nuclear energy related. These same bugs are rumored to be a delicacy for Rodan as well in the Rodan movie. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong about this.😉
@MetaFanWing4 жыл бұрын
For the most part, you’re right. But these bugs are called Shockirus. The ones in Rodan and Godzilla vs. Megaguirus are called Meganulon.
@therealslimquaidy3037 жыл бұрын
I forgot that scene with the crying girl was in the original and am now disturbed
@Maximus45876 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I still get really uncomfortable every time that clip shows up in one of his reviews.
@burningspinozilla4466 жыл бұрын
BE MORE FUNNY!
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
For those who say Godzilla is only campy schlock, they have to be forced to watch Gojira in a similar method to the Ludovico technique
@toddgarver53974 жыл бұрын
@Lafe Denton Too soon for a helicopter jab. RIP Kobe
@arshnoorbatra3854 жыл бұрын
Lafe Denton ok boomer
@tokendave807 жыл бұрын
This movie holds a special place for me since this was the first Godzilla movie I saw in the movie theater thanks to my uncle.
@rgarza24297 жыл бұрын
Favorite Godzilla suit and roar. Yes this movie has problems but which one didn't.
@darthgames35 жыл бұрын
@Shawn Burke nah man,everything has it's flaws
@davidlafleche11425 жыл бұрын
I got the DVD, and it's better than Leonard Maltin says. And I HATE Dr. Pepper! The girl was a babe, though.
@Gojirawars035 жыл бұрын
Movie after this has my favorite suit and roar. 1989 for the win. BIOGOJI SUIT IS THE BEST!
@chriscraven93355 жыл бұрын
Definitely the best roar, way scarier
@stampyboy40505 жыл бұрын
0:31 hold on you are telling me that Godzilla Final wars made less money than Godzilla's Revenge ?! What type of logic is this?!
@TheKain2025 жыл бұрын
Mid-showa had a steady stream of kids watching these movies, while Final Wars was not only ignored by the general audience who were sick of monster movies released every year since 89(Godzilla went on hiatus in '95, but Gamera carried the torch in the interim, with it's own masterpiece of a trilogy), but also the actual fandom REALLY hated it at release. The interest wasn't there and shit reviews from critics and fans alike snowballed into the one of the worst bombs the series ever saw(doesn't help that it's still the most expensive one in the series). While Toho damage controlled stating that they're just going on a 10 year hiatus, it's pretty clear that if not for the not-so-modest success of the American Reboot - they wouldn't touch the franchise again.
@Extra474 жыл бұрын
TheKain202 “Wouldn’t touch the franchise again?” It doesn’t matter how bad a Godzilla movie might bomb, there’s never going to be a time when Toho abandons the series. I mean, come on, they already made over 30 movies you think they’re gonna stop because of one failure?
@smcrevival14673 жыл бұрын
Yea he's way too popular and an icon to just abandon after on L. Take a break every now and then so people don't get sick of it or bored but always nice to bring it back after awhile
@rickyrackey79303 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Ugh there’s too many giant monster movies Also people: Yes, another Marvel movie!
@bobberttv8565 Жыл бұрын
I was honestly surprised toyko sos is so far down, I may be biased but I swear toyko sos is one of the best acted and shot, and effects
@fryingpan25765 жыл бұрын
"GODZILLA IS WAY TOO GOOD TO HAVE KENNY IN HIS MOVIE!" me: JESUS CHRIST CALM DOWN!
@silverfish19244 жыл бұрын
he has PTSD from the Gamera-A-thon
@blufox90003 жыл бұрын
No
@DMan19547 жыл бұрын
Brandon gets requested to review Godzilla movies, I get requested to watch Brandon's reviews of Godzilla movies and at least mention them 😂
@WaklerBait7 жыл бұрын
D MAN! XP
@psykodactyle7 жыл бұрын
Does this godzilla have a face on his tail? ;)
@qq-hk3so7 жыл бұрын
D Man1954 irany
@DMan19547 жыл бұрын
I want to die XD
@DMan19547 жыл бұрын
THAT DAMN TAIL!
@RailfanJason7 жыл бұрын
Hmm.. 1985 was the first Godzilla movie I ever saw in the theaters.. and I still enjoy it.
@megalon735 жыл бұрын
This my 1st Godzilla movie...That scared I was four years old. I still love to this day.
@SwiftNimblefoot7 жыл бұрын
22:40 - yeah, this is why I don't give a rat's ass about mainstream critics and their opion, and judge things myself. Even Ebert made some huge mistakes.
@lordinquisitor62337 жыл бұрын
Swift Nimblefoot I agree
@mrbenoit50185 жыл бұрын
Swift Nimblefoot selfish pig, think of the people who need rat’s asses.
@mitchfletcher23865 жыл бұрын
@@mrbenoit5018 So....nobody.
@mrbenoit50185 жыл бұрын
Mitch Fletcher actually, rat’s asses are very useful in treating MMR
@mgeiger23415 жыл бұрын
Never forget the tora tora tora debacle.
@bdr1130802 жыл бұрын
Dude I’m right there with you. I was born in 1980 and there wasn’t easy access to a lot of Godzilla movies in the 80s especially if you were a little kid. I remember seeing the movie poster for this movie at the theater where we lived growing up and I remember wanting to see that movie so bad and my parents rented it when it came out on VHS and it was my first Godzilla movie and made me a fan for life. I didn’t know it back then but I was watching one of the best Godzilla films ever made. Since it was my first Godzilla movie I ever saw I didn’t care that there wasn’t a second monster for him to fight and as a kid he was probably only six or seven years old there were parts of this movie that terrified me but I still loved Godzilla in this movie. This was the film that made me bug my parents for the next few years To help me find as many Godzilla movies as I could.
@ryandowney87432 жыл бұрын
Brandon yelling "BE MORE FUNNY!" at the footage of the crying baby is hilarious! And far funnier than anything in any the "funny" Godzilla movies.
@clerickolter6 жыл бұрын
I thought this movie was quite good.
@syedzafran26825 жыл бұрын
Sure, this is the American dub of this movie. Have you seen the original Japanese version?
@thepooroldsoul81794 жыл бұрын
What? This version is good.
@GaiusIntrepidus3 жыл бұрын
@@syedzafran2682 I saw the Japanese version and thoroughly enjoyed
@axehammer38506 жыл бұрын
The Predator gave him the thermal pictures. LOL
@kennythewoundedwarrior28447 жыл бұрын
so when's the next godzilla movie review. and by the way I love the "I ran so far away" reference and yay gojifan93 made a cameo
@damioncooke66784 жыл бұрын
i remember back in 85 i was trying to watch this and my mom and my uncle william kept criticizing the movie from start til finish even hating on raymond burr baby boomers can be crazy. i will get this on dvd without any player hating
@smcrevival14673 жыл бұрын
Yea my family tends to make fun of these movies too. The one and only time I've seen someone smile while watching 1954 gojira-it was tuff growing up a Godzilla fan
@painvillegaming41193 жыл бұрын
@@smcrevival1467 smiled in the 1954 movie? That is problematic
@BigJackFilms5 жыл бұрын
14:08 Well Brandon, believe or not they announced a Godzilla vs Evangelion ride opening at Universal Studios Japan this year.
@Presidential_Teamwork3 жыл бұрын
Oh hell no, is you
@Presidential_Teamwork3 жыл бұрын
Whatever in your king Kong games review video I'm really a fan of the nes and snes and not genesis ( expect dreamcast, Sega pico and game gear)
@comradefreedom82757 жыл бұрын
See, that's the problem with most American Critics. They'll hate on something just because of one of two things. 1. It's a foreign film 2. It doesn't fit their preferences. Complete bias.
@patrickthehenchman26796 жыл бұрын
kinda reminds me of The Oscars
@AmaryInkawult6 жыл бұрын
Patrick Campbell the last Oscars or the Oscars from back then?
@patrickthehenchman26796 жыл бұрын
I suspect the Oscars were probably fair in some way back then (feel free to correct me on that), so the last Oscars
@kevinsharpe97166 жыл бұрын
Remember, John Carpenter's "The Thing" and Ridley Scott's "Legend" were also films of the 80's that were hated by critics but became cult classics, so it's safe to say critics at the time weren't very reliable sources
@jmadmaxx72956 жыл бұрын
Just Americans? I feel it’s more of a Everybody situation
@dr_mafoony7 жыл бұрын
Godzilla 1985 was my first too. Really enjoy this one, the score is so atmospheric, the prime minister scenes are intense (not in the american cut, God no) and the effects work is really good with the models (Teruyoshi Nakano, dude who made the 1970s films, finally got a healthy budget to work with). This and biollante really set a good presidence and took a more grounded yet still scifi filled approach. ...too bad they kind of threw that all out the window with time travel in after biollante
@ShadowWolfRising7 жыл бұрын
The 'Get the Fuck up' and 'I Ran' song inclusions were the best. This is one of your best reviews.
@Kaefer19735 жыл бұрын
In my case Godzilla 1984 was the first Godzilla movie I ever saw, They just dubbed the original over here after Godzilla 1985 was made in the USA. The next Godzilla I saw was "Ebirah, Horror of the Deep." And since 1984 ended with Godzilla in a Volcano and Ebirah started with Godzilla enclosed in a mountain I assumed it to be the actual continuation, which made freeing Godzilla seem a bit callous on the protagonists site.
@citavalo5 жыл бұрын
Funny how they got Raymond Burr for this film. He was in the first Godzilla film and this one.
@MechaG3 жыл бұрын
That was not a coincidence.
@sumalibinkasbi56023 жыл бұрын
The big secaret is godzilla
@ebboy537 жыл бұрын
If I was old enough I would give $500 right now if the next Godzilla review came out later today.
@CaptainMcKayRandom7 жыл бұрын
Subbed. Really enjoy your outlook, and I can relate to a lot of the childhood love for the more scary, serious "Godzilla: 1985" as a kid in the US who could only get VHS copies of Megalon, Gigan, and the Sea Monster. '85 was a welcome change in tone that made Godzilla "cool." I'll be checking out some of your other videos for sure!
@Enshohma7 жыл бұрын
8:18 - Who's that sexy sounding commercial announcer for Coca Cola? He sounds like a man that the ladies would want to get with *hint-hint*.
@Fearik833 жыл бұрын
The first Godzilla film I ever saw as well. It really presents him as a true force of nature. Love this movie.
@JSPena4 жыл бұрын
“Plus this means Minya never existed.” 4 movies later “Oh for f*cks sake!”
@SpawnTheReaper4 жыл бұрын
That's technically not Minilla its baby godzilla which later becomes godzilla Jr which isn't as annoying or useless as Minilla.
@JSPena4 жыл бұрын
SpawnTheReaper just go with it.
@SpawnTheReaper4 жыл бұрын
@@JSPena no I won't stand for mistaking godzilla Jr for Minilla. 🤣 Jr actually helped with destroyah.
@JSPena4 жыл бұрын
SpawnTheReaper and died
@SpawnTheReaper4 жыл бұрын
@@JSPena damn you must not know shit about godzilla. When godzilla reached nuclear meltdown and died his essence went into Jr reviving him and the movie ends with Jr standing in a thick cloud of smoke roaring. They set it up so Jr would become the next godzilla, but godzilla vs destroyah was the end of the series so the continuity didn't continue.
@Jolar707 жыл бұрын
Minya DOES exist! He's why I still wear tiny shorts. And why I learned to fight my own battles, you know.
@speedemonx17997 жыл бұрын
Jolar70 Against big guys?
@ksporty155 жыл бұрын
Yes, against lumpy, ugly, weak, green bullies. But seriously dude, good on you.
@jross95533 жыл бұрын
@@speedemonx1799 it’s an annoying wimpy kid
@JungleMan7777 жыл бұрын
Godzilla is how I discovered this channel. Well, the original one. Then here. Details. Anyway, I stuck around because I enjoy all of the reviews. So I would like to see another Godzilla review, but I can wait awhile. My suggestion for next the Godzilla review is Final Wars. I enjoy it, but its batshit crazy.
@OminousInnominate7 жыл бұрын
Godzilla is wayyyyy better than Gamera the Fucken turtle
@mr.crunch27yearsago255 жыл бұрын
RyansWorld TV GAMERA!! GAMERA!! he will lead you in his van, touch you like no other can! Please don’t tell on GAMERA (Sing that in the Gamera song theme whatever it’s called were the kids sing)
@jochannon4 жыл бұрын
This was also the first Godzilla movie I saw, and is also one of my favourites.
@willrogers37935 жыл бұрын
While I’ve always had somewhat mixed feelings about The whole “guy in a suit” effect that Toho uses for pretty much every version of Godzilla (for some reason the face always looks a little too derpy to me), I gotta give the ‘Heisei’ period Godzilla movies serious credit. Yeah, they all have their flaws, but they’ve also got a definite place in my heart. The one with Godzilla and Mothra fighting an evil space Mothra was the first G-movie I ever saw. It was the REALLY early 2000’s, I was somewhere between 10 and 12, I was visiting my Aunt and she let me pick a movie from Blockbuster for us to watch. I picked that one, in all of its badly-dubbed VHS-tape glory. Then, over a decade later, I saw Pacific Rim and Godzilla 2014 in the same week and went on a slight Kaiju movie binge for a few months. Along with a box set of Gojira and 5-6 other early G-movies, I picked up a few others from the Heisei and Millennium periods. This was all within a few months of me being legally able to buy alcohol, so I was usually buzzed while watching these and don’t remember any of them all that well. With one exception: Godzilla Vs. Biolante. And I love that movie. One minute there’s a weird spy subplot with some absolutely GLORIOUS Engrish (with Japanese subtitles!!), the next, I’m watching one of the best practical effect monster fights I’ve ever seen. Biolante was just fucking awesome, fight me, nerds. But regardless of the quality of the films themselves, I’ll always adore Heisei period Godzilla movies for one reason nobody can deny: they all had some of the most FUCKING *METAL* posters ever made.
@christopherspaulding92836 жыл бұрын
I love how the 2016 release restored some of the original content, but the two issues I do have with it are 1.) the dub actors weren't as convincing as they were in this version, and 2.) i miss some of the music from this version (the russian sub scene and Mr. Martins theme). Still a good release though...
@RossPitSharkHunter7 жыл бұрын
Does this film count as a gritty reboot?
@darkservantofheaven7 жыл бұрын
hell yes it does!
@the_selchies7 жыл бұрын
Ross Pit: Shark Hunter the first one was pretty gritty.
@kevinnorwood87827 жыл бұрын
In a way, yes. This film was the first film in what is called the Heisei Godzilla franchise. In the Heisei timeline, all the Godzilla films from Godzilla Raids Again to Terror Of MechaGodzilla never happened. The Heisei franchise only acknowledges the 1954 original as part of its timeline. But that's what makes it so great! It keeps Godzilla true to what he was really meant to represent: An unstoppable force of Nature.
@Tareltonlives7 жыл бұрын
Yep. And it sucked too
@Retrorevelations7 жыл бұрын
Godzilla was a fairly unstoppable force of nature in the subsequent Showa films. He just evolved his role from "monster that smashes stuff", to "monster that smashes stuff but also protects the earth". In all fairness, it's not as if Godzilla ever got buddy-buddy with humanity in the later films. He simply had other threats facing the earth, that he had to stop, so his attention was turned away from paying humanity back for nuclear tests. So I really don't agree with the "pandering to kids" opinion some seem to have. I think the 60s was the high point of Godzilla in general, and while I initially hated "Godzilla's Revenge" (All Monsters Attack) upon first seeing it, I later came to appreciate it for what it was: a film about a lonely child fantasizing about being friends with Godzilla's son, and using those fantasies to help him deal with real life troubles. It's certainly the least of the Showa films, but it too has it's charm. But for my money, movies like Invasion of the Astro Monster, Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster, and Destroy All Monsters, etc., are the tops.
@nickelsmart27877 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Leonard Malton has ever seen the original 1954 film.
@ConstantineFurman7 жыл бұрын
He probably did when it was released nationwide in... 2004 or so, was it?
@SMGElectricBoogaloo5 жыл бұрын
Raymond Burr was only not being a helper because if they used the Oxygen Destroyer again, Dr. Serizawa’s secret would be found out.
@thescourge67044 жыл бұрын
Girl:screaming mama Me and Brandon and Godzilla:SHUT UP Dat other godzilla watching us:drinking Dr Pepper
@nicholaslienandjaja18154 жыл бұрын
Monster Island Buddies Godzilla: "A-PORK-A-LYPSE! A-PORK-A-LYPSE!"
@jross95533 жыл бұрын
Gorosaurus: Look what happened
@smithwesson18966 жыл бұрын
D Man1954 alexthehunted GojiFan1993 Brandon Tenold You guys should all collaborate for a review of the original 1954 Gojira. Edit: WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE LIKES????
@kaijucifer35445 жыл бұрын
Because nobody wants anything to do with Alex after he was involved with Kaiju Girls.
@martyc9095 жыл бұрын
@@kaijucifer3544 oh my
@glennb60205 жыл бұрын
Kaijucifer oh please expand
@Gojirawars035 жыл бұрын
Kaijucifer I hate to say you’re right, but...
@mapleflag65185 жыл бұрын
@@kaijucifer3544 wait what?
@ashirrelevent10626 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best movie out of all of them in my opinion. Such an impact on my childhood
@wuba-luba-dub-dub11 ай бұрын
I agree. This was my introduction to Godzilla when I was 5. I rented it every time my dad took us to rent movies. God bless my dad he always let me rent it and always watched it with me. Lol
@ImdefinitelynotCobaltion10 ай бұрын
@@wuba-luba-dub-dubfirst one I watched was 2013
@simeonellinger2064Ай бұрын
I wonder how you felt about shin Godzilla or minus one later on
@brad52047 жыл бұрын
Well, Dr. Pepper is the superior carbonated beverage. ☝️🤓
@AmaryInkawult6 жыл бұрын
Brad Williams Dr Pepper Master Race
@crimsondynamo6155 жыл бұрын
That’s the only thing my fridge is ever full of
@mapleflag65185 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s obviously canned air.
@jaisonjay65275 жыл бұрын
18:50 scored 100% for timing. Good job great. Good work. Keep it up.
@Tchernobog4 жыл бұрын
I always wish there was a super cut that had the best of both versions. For example the ending credit music in the original is better, but the English version had a good speech from Burr at the end, as well as a disturbing scream of G as he fell into the volcano.
@D2Kprime4 жыл бұрын
Ask and you shall receive. kyodaikino.tumblr.com/projects
@ohgodwhy98533 жыл бұрын
@@D2Kprime man this is amazing. Thanks a bunch man.
@xenocyde84987 жыл бұрын
I honestly really love the movie was never a fan of the comical era of godzilla
@laurencefausold55552 жыл бұрын
The Dr. Pepper plug reminded me of a scene from Godzilla v. Megalon in which there is a scene with several model kits in the background by the company, Tamiya. Tamiya is one of two of the major model kit companies in Japan, the other being Hasegawa. If Tamiya did help fund the movie, it might have been the first time a model kit company helped fund or sponsor a movie.
@Vmidnight19177 жыл бұрын
godzilla vs biollante next
@destroyazoid20607 жыл бұрын
noah wilks my favorite!!
@VentA_77 жыл бұрын
Griffin456 Extras nah it's Godzilla and the Cookie Monster next
@tyrantgregcagkaiju717 жыл бұрын
That movie's too good to riff. It'll have to be Godzilla vs. Ghidorah or Mothra.
@Stormkrow2806 жыл бұрын
Who else remembers the guy who told godzilla to stick to smoking? The balls on that man
@malcolmcarter8846 жыл бұрын
+Tyrant Gregcag (Kaiju71) I wish they would make varan is considerably bigger varan reappears as the alien invaders varan was not spected along side baragon manda varan as a suit rather than a plastic model varan fight king ghidorah varan has actually been seen in combat varan has any beam weapons baragon was seen during these attacks baragon king ghidorah does fight suit was damagely heavily from not use other monsters in ultra questions and ultraman he was not replaced by gorgosaurus manda fight king ghidorah titanosaurus had recoverd and swam away living on monster island ebirah and giant octopus magnuma were not replaced by gorgosaurus titanosaurus hold allegiance would hesitate was not mined control ware that titanosaurus was longer under the alien's control known whether he survived is known titanosaurus had appeared in any movie flims not along side baragon manda varan gorosaurus minilla resembles a bigger pudgy virant of his father his snout is considerably down turned and his eyes were smaller and placed far backward on his head giving him more non human like appearance the dorsal plates on his back are big and redevelopment and he also lacks the charcoal gray coloration of his father his coloring is a heavy gray minilla is less less friendly with humans usually fearless of other monsters he is outmatched rechanged less human friendly minilla main weapons atomic breath
@Jackie-cf5km3 жыл бұрын
I saw this when I was really young. Having already seen the goofy fun loving Godzilla films. (Godzilla's Revenge, Godzilla Vs Megalon, Godzilla Vs Mechagodzilla, King Kong Vs Godzilla) It scared the crap outta me! I appreciate it now, its one of my favs.
@rnbnatl4 жыл бұрын
" And I ran... " Knew it was coming and ya still pulled it off. Well done. Very well done indeed.
@pandathemanda19857 жыл бұрын
I don't know why people don't like this movie it's my favorite Godzilla movie and my favorite suit
@Gojirawars036 жыл бұрын
Panda-4U2C Studios Maybe because it has no other monsters, the suit looks super derpy half the time, and the whole movie is dark enough to rival the lighting of Godzilla 2014.
@nathanielschwartz4254 жыл бұрын
Another interesting thing to note about Godzilla’s suit design in this film is that he has his ears back, which he hasn’t had since the first suit design in the first two movies.
@HelloBoy1453 жыл бұрын
You’re so savage in your videos. This makes me wanna check out your other reviews! Great work!
@S.E.Walker5 жыл бұрын
"Meanwhile in The Hunt For Red October..." That slayed me, dude. The Return of Godzilla is one of my top three Big G films. I understand why people tend to dismiss the re-edit, but I still have great affection for ol G-1985. It's trashy fun. I wore that VHS out. I was probably the only kid who preferred the serious Godzilla movies over the big monster brawls.
@trollge95685 жыл бұрын
Godzilla 1985
@Kaiju_20047 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I know when we'll get another godzilla review when godzilla monster planet comes out in November
@RoyFokker937 жыл бұрын
On 20:30 you should have used a track of Legend of the Dinosaurs haha
@Enshohma7 жыл бұрын
YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@captainsteroid24545 жыл бұрын
This was also my 1st Godzilla movie. I honestly cried as they dropped him into the volcano. So glad to see someone cover this one. :-)
@jiminator9043 жыл бұрын
Me too, every time. Honeslty held it back just watching the end in this review
@bilveytoman81252 жыл бұрын
13:50 to 13:55 Yeaaahhhh about that. You can thank Brandon for what's to come. 😅😰
@edwinsparda76223 жыл бұрын
As a G fan, this is one of my favourite godzilla movies ever. I seriously love the tone of the film and the special effects were really good for its time. Definitely superior to many of the showa films.
@greendragons70336 жыл бұрын
15:42 Это же как надо было испортить абсолютно ущербной американской переозвучкой фразы бездомного, которого шедеврально сыграл Тецуя Такеда?! Жесть. Если что, я всегда смотрел японский оригинал и его фразы (You bearty king vith you и т.д) наизусть заучил, и поэтому теперь больно смотреть на то, что сделали с персонажем в американской версии.
@kuvettepekmez26847 жыл бұрын
WE WANT MORE GODZILLA REVIEWS!!!1!!11!
@MegaJetJaguar5 жыл бұрын
This is another one of my favorite flicks. In fact, I like all of the 80's, and 90's Godzilla movies. I can still remember the night that I was at a local 7-11 and there on the VHS rental rack was a copy of Godzilla 1985. I didn't hesitate and quickly grabbed it and proceeded to watch it as soon as I got home and enjoyed every minute of it. Good times.
@welcomeboi89914 жыл бұрын
21:02 lol you think your slick. That is not a doctor pepper I can see the label and it isn't so big. I caught ya, pal
@andrewstinson32843 жыл бұрын
I saw this a bunch of times in the theaters, when it first came out! I thought it was the best movie, ever! Not everyone was into Godzilla, back then.