Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: KOREAN TRON

[@DaspienofEpitaph]

Fell asleep watching a bunch of reviews, only to be woken up to “I’VE GOT A NOSE, I’VE GOT A NOSE.” Scared the hell out of me. 😂

[@robotrix]

Thanks for the warning - I'm starting here 😉

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

This is easily the most heartfelt, brilliantly crafted animated movie I’ve seen since Spirited Away. You can really see the passion and effort put forth into it.

[@JW666]

Where you drunk when you wrote this comment? ;P =P

[@ImInLoveWithBulla]

@@JW666 yes.

[@vladyvhv9579]

Well, that's one way to make a strong case for prohibition...

[@MatthewTheWolf2029]

So true. Especially for a low budget movie made in 1983.

[@Talisguy]

Well, you *can* see the amount of passion and effort put into it. That's certainly true.

[@Bu33ab3]

In Sweden, the old Cyborg 009 anime series was dubbed by just one person when it was released on VHS. This dubbing is legendary in Sweden. :)

[@juarezamorim]

even the girls?

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

^ Especially the girls!

[@afrog2666]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 lol

[@JW666]

I'm a swede and I've never heard about this, lol! XD But a friend has told me that he has seen a Robotech VHS in which a character said "Have you fucked her?!" (Har du knullat henne?! in swedish dub) That line and it's suppose to be child friendly, like a kid could watch it, lol! XD =P

[@fordshojoe8080]

That's gotta suck being the only VA that's a lot of man hours probably

[@SillyPom]

Man, this may be the first time I've ever seen a movie seriously taking its toll on Brandon. I'd only heard about the horrors of "Savior of the Earth" up until now, but this is the first time I actually watched any of it. That groan of abysmal annoyance during the "new nose" dance really nailed the overall experience. Good lord this had to be difficult to sit through!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

If you think this is a mind breaker you haven't seen Space Thunder Kids.

[@mrsuns10]

Just wait till he watches Manos Hands of Fate

[@NebLleb]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Oh, yeah. That movie became the new worst movie Brandon has ever seen... Or it would've been were it not for the equally bad War of the Robots.

[@GentleHeretic]

There was more effort in the title card than in the dubbing. Beautiful.

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

As bad like the animation and direction of the Korean makers

[@victorhernandez8723]

Jacob Smith Brandon has a much more convincing black man accent than the guy who dubs this movie.

[@DeepEye1994]

@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Why are you repeating the same comment?

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

@@DeepEye1994 My bad.

[@GreenGimmick]

This sounds like something that was fan dubbed. Of course that would require it to have fans

[@randomguy2518]

Well ONE guy does like 95% of the voices, MAYBE 2 gals, one or two other guys, could be a male fan, his poor girlfriend, and a buddy or 2 that worked for beer/pot/ or maybe a nudie pic of the gal

[@arthas640]

With most non-anime movies and shows (and many anime too) theyd have a single studio do the dubbing for tons of shows at a time and with some movies they couldnt group together theyd get TINY studios do the dubbing so youd wind up with 1 or 2 people doing the entire cast and the studio may also be the distributor too, so they were rarely voice actors. I remember heading about some Philippino show where the american distributor was also the dub studio, and it was just a married couple so the translating, dubbing, and voice acting was 1 man, 1 woman, and 1 or 2 of their under aged kids. Theyd also sometimes do the dubbing in other countries where english isnt a first language to save money, so you'd get a japanese anime hiring a korean company to do English dubbing even though neither group had good English translating or speaking skills which explains both poor translating and flat deliveries or weird inflections

[@JohnDoe-nq4du]

A fan would have given much more of a shit.

[@Henrik_Holst]

@@arthas640 There is a satellite station in Poland called POLSAT that me and a friend managed to receive in the mid 90:ies and the same guy did the dubbing for all the cast in all the movies and series that they showed. Watching the Australian old show Prisoner where hilarious since he did all the womens voices as well :)

[@Verethill18]

@@Henrik_Holst yah, but in Eastern European cultures it's more common for just one person to dub the entire movie. They're called lectors. It mostly applies to old cinematic movies, tv ones or tv series. They dub cartoons properly though.

[@Helljump001]

12:36 first time I heard that line read I though not-sark said "Send out Black John and His Race Card"

[@WillieManga]

Helljump001 I would not be surprised because of all the racial references. Maybe they intended to make his name sound badass, but it gets old quick.

[@LeonGarnet]

don't forget he also wants to "see how fast he really is" that's 3 racial references in one sentence.

[@luralord9202]

Brandon is WAY better at voice acting than the actual voice actors in this movie.

[@ShinGhidorah17]

Agreed

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

I don’t think there were any actual voice actors in this movie.

[@Ellthom]

Even Brandon Tenold's avatar looks the same as the lead in this this :P

[@Bill.Cipher00]

🇱 🇲 🇦 🇴

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

That's the joke.

[@tvmasterc]

Don't know if you noticed this but the characters from Korean Tron work for "ECON" and in Tron, the master control computer was housed at "ENCOM".

[@XanthinZarda]

This movie's dubbing would have been better had you personally dubbed it.

[@fisheyenomiko]

+XanthinZarda I know, right? The best dubbing I heard in this review was when Brandon was saying the lines in place of the voice... "actors".

[@WillieManga]

It'd be the best abridged movie ever. Especially if that "It's because I'm Blackjohn isn't it?" joke is anything to go by.

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

Well, can't forget about the actress dubbing the female characters.

[@TsunogaiDanshaku]

That annoying little wind-up doll robot queen lady thing is... actually kind of adorable? I think it's because she's both less irritating to look at than the rest of the "cast", and that her voice actress puts in maybe 10% of an actual performance, compared to everyone else's 0%.

[@theretroshack7864]

you got a point. And also at first I thought the character was ripping off Akira toriyama's character Arale from Dr.Slump, which would actually make sense cause Dr.Slump was a popular manga and anime in 1983.

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

As bad like the animation and direction of the Korean makers

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

The main character looks like if Amuro Rei fucked Shaggy.

[@ShinGhidorah17]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 😅

[@johnbockelie3899]

Korean Tron Drawn by a few people. Voiced by. One person. Lines of script. Made up as they went along. Directed by a child.

[@MattHawes]

Mel Blanc's legacy is safe. The voice actor for this cartoon may be voicing a thousand characters, but he is clearly not the successor to the man of a thousand voices.

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

As bad like the animation and direction of the Korean makers

[@larrychilders6599]

We all know Mel's Successor is Frank Welker

[@zecorvos4124]

5:30 Tony Stark: that guy is playing "gallaga"

[@redlinrangerBrony]

the Russian three stooges 5:56

[@victorhernandez8723]

Produções Gomi I thought the same thing!

[@randomguy2518]

R.I.P Tony Stark

[@Elyseon]

"Are you seriously playing Civilization in the mission control terminal?! At least you'd better be going for military victory."

[@ionman1761]

My boi iron man

[@jackeldridge4225]

Dude it took me three tries to sit through this video, and you actually watched the movie!

[@ManweArcadio]

LOL I think I am happy just watching the review of this movie versus the actual movie. I never laughed so hard in my life.

[@markmark6408]

The dialogue sounds like it was recorded in my bathroom.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

In that case, I feel sorry for your bathroom!

[@ig33ku]

Yeah but Sheila has the best fucking lines and expressions lol

[@s.marcus3669]

Hey Mark Mark, don't knock recording anything in a bathroom; Weird Al Yankovic recorded his very first song parody of "My Bologna" in a college campus bathroom! And the rest, as they say, is history!

[@adiraiju9336]

Is it me, or does "Koreantron" sound like something Godzilla would fight?

[@sverregidske3996]

+Adiraiju yeah

[@afroartist1086]

Didn't know you watched Brandon tenold...

[@kaijucifer3544]

Not in the slightest.

[@complexrolls]

+Adiraiju yep

[@kkentertainment5279]

+Adiraiju Nah, this is something that Gamera would fight.

[@knightrider4545]

1:46 OH MY its the beginning of "Space Thunder Kids"!!! Thanks again Brandon keep them coming love this stuff.

[@SuperMutant2099]

Yep. As this movie is one of movies Joesph Lai used to piece together Space Thunder Kids.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Anybody able to explain Space Thunder Kids to me. 😂

[@TheHimmus]

The dub for this had me laughing all the way through. The guy was a true professional because this is art. He was ahead of his time and why is he not still working?

[@drfloorpills]

The one eyed pirate lady is from the anime Space Adventure Cobra

[@konstantintupikov]

The dubbing guy's name was Alan Smithee, but even he chose to have his name removed from those credits

[@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917]

I guess Pseudo name isn't enough

[@asafisher7407]

I should note this was a TV series in South Korea but it was cut down into this crap

[@CineMasterDamian]

That makes so much sense

[@thedenmeister6414]

What's the name of the TV Show? All I can find is that this is a movie

[@crimsondynamo615]

So it’s like that Atlantis sequel where it’s a pilot show’s three episodes strung together to make a movie.

[@kyleshiflet9952]

@@crimsondynamo615 oh god that movie

[@Tigerfire75]

This is Brandon's favorite animated movie. That isn't even a joke. He references it in lot of other movies.

[@dashzilla9358]

*Puts acid covered plugs in my ears* That dialogue was painful!!!!!

[@rexy1085]

+Preston Lockhart It was....

[@otaku-sempai2197]

Good guess, Brandon. The one-eyed pirate lady is lifted from a completely different anime: the "Space Adventure Cobra' tv series. In Cobra she is Sandra, leader of the Snow Guerrillas, all all-female group of Guild pirates. This studio must have done some of the animation for that show.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I thoroughly enjoyed that movie.

[@Insane-Howl-Cowl]

Now I REALLY want an Admiral Lincoln movie.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

That would rule.

[@Irondrone4]

So, was the lady space pirate supposed to be a rule 63 Captain Harlock? Eye patch, really high collar, spaceship with red-framed skull on the front....

[@KasumiKenshirou]

+Irondrone4 Or maybe it was supposed to be Emeraldas?

[@Nergalsama01]

She is a character from "Space Adventure Cobra".

[@maxbrandt6]

A rip-off of Esmerelda and Captain Harlock, for no real reason! I was also half expecting to see rip-offs of the Vertitech fighters from Robotech somewhere in this crap movie too! WTF

[@randomguy2518]

Did anyone else think it looked like a dick with a jolly roger tattoo when it first shows up at 15:23?

[@nathansmith7809]

Irondrone4 her design was stolen from space adventure cobra

[@WillieManga]

The biggest punishment should be to play Bubsy 3D for eternity.

[@GimmieTheJimmie]

I think I've seen this torp of movie before.

[@g.thomashart9368]

:-D

[@MrBlueSkyof1607]

Brandon's that TORP of reviewer.

[@Emulous79]

This never ceases to make me laugh :)

[@TheVampirePredator]

This is the best review Brandon his done...by far.

[@Akatsukileader9]

The creator and writer is never gonna give you up.

[@bradyvelvet9432]

It sounds like some dude from a college anime club literally solo-dubbed this 😂😂😂

[@RikoJAmado]

Fun fact: That opening scene with those two guys who get out of their vehicles in the middle of a traffic jam and start fighting? I've lived in Korea and it actually happens!

[@mauricedavis8261]

Brandon your reviews are hella funny, and dare I say it...highly reviewable!!! Keep em coming!!!👍🧟‍♀️

[@Navek15]

2:40 wait a goddamn second! ‘Directed by Roy Thomas?!’ 70s Avengers and All-Star Squadron Roy Thomas?! Really hope they just picked a random name to hide the fact that it’s a foreign knock-off

[@sergiocampanale3882]

20:21 - Though it's not shown, Black John's death scene includes a final memory of his childhood life on an Alabama farm and his wish to see his parents again. This suggests that he was a Human kidnapped and forced to be Not-Sark's enforcer, which also informs why he set up the fake 'rabbit hunting game' and teamed up with the hero so quickly at the oasis.

[@ellnats]

man, looking back, this was what introduced me to this guy

[@ButcherSevenActual]

Black John's theme was the best part of the movie.

[@johnbockelie3899]

African American person of color John just got killed.

[@Kaziklu]

I believe Joseph Lai and Godfrey Ho are the ones actually dubbing it. Though I'm guessing based on like 30 seconds of being curious. One of my historical Hero's is a Free Blackman that after the American Revolution Settled in Niagara. He was given 200 Acres near a creek that until it became part of the Welland Canal was named after him. His name was Richard Pierpoint. Total bad ass. His nickname ... was actually Black Dick. The Creek was called Dick's Creek

[@therevenger259]

Joseph Lai? Do you mean the same guy who went on to use this film in Space Thunder Kids?

[@Kaziklu]

@@therevenger259 yes I believe I do... but it was 4 years ago... and I haven't given it much thought since then.

[@brianoconnell6459]

Joseph Lai!? JOSEPH LAI!!!!! The bastard who gave us Diacron 5, AKA Defenders of Space! Aieeee!

[@SsnakeBite]

+Brian O'Connell He's a producer on a shitload of unbelievably no-budget Asian movies (IIRC he produced a lot from the Philippines as well). Cartoons are just the tip of the iceberg of cheesy copyright-infringing flicks he's made. He's made even more cheesy ninja movies (and I'm pretty he often collaborated with the one, the only Godfrey Ho).

[@brianoconnell6459]

Yep, he was also responsible for Super Infra Man, which was also insane.

[@redcomet_622]

+Brian O'Connell atleast inframan was entertaining

[@DonaldRilea]

+SsnakeBite He DID collaborate with the one and only Godfrey Ho, much to our dismay and disgust.

[@conradojavier]

+Donald Rilea Godfrey Ho, the Hong Kong Director who made a Ba-jillion Ninja Movies with Sliped Footage together.

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

The art style of this 1983 Korean anime look similar to many, many 1970s anime.

[@Nestalgba92023]

More like late 70s which they look much better than a lot of early 1970s Japanese animes.

[@SAM-ru4vx]

best dub ever. almost as good as those russian dubs that literally talk over the movie as it happens.

[@LuckyLeverVIEJO]

2:48 don't complain, Brandon, in Spain, where I live, the ENTIRE cast of FernGully was dubbed by one guy for no reason, and yes, that includes the feminine cast

[@zshakur]

Now I've got to find the original Korean dialog version! Sidebar: Brandon Tenold God-dammit you had me on the floor the ENTIRE fuckin video! Funny as Hell yo! I'm in tears at 1:40 a.m. U nailed this one!!!

[@Optimalillusion]

These Korean knock-offs are not just nuts, there's a film called Space Thunder Kids that's a cut and paste mishmash of the other films. That's how I saw parts of this film. And yes, there are several films from the same distributor.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I'd tried watching that movie and couldn't follow it.

[@azuraring]

Funny how Brandon would eventually review that film; including it in his top 10 worst films he reviewed

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

Tron Legacy was actually pretty good.

[@NicknooVision]

True, buddy...I loved that movie... ;)

[@BigDictator5335]

It was too short

[@SuperSwordman1]

Amen. There are parts I like better than the classic

[@RaspK]

I watched this video to get a good riffing of that old animated film, but one thing I didn't expect is that the American overdub is actually _way worse_ than the infamously sloppy Greek one we had to live with (believe it or not, some Greek overdubs are actually stellar, but there are so many horrible ones, especially during specific time periods, that they are a bit of a national meme - especially because they often involve not just bad voice acting, but also huge translation errors and bad sound editing).

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

You play video games for eternity, but it’s “E.T.” for the Atari and “Superman 64.”

[@panayiotismarkou6068]

I actually remember this film fondly. There was this cartoon channel in Greece a long time ago and showed this a few times and it was fully voiced in Greek. I'm pretty sure the dubbing was much much better than the English dub you had to watch :) . At least I remember you could recognize which character is talking. And john's death scared me as a kid :) Haven't seen it since then, almost 20 years ago :) . Oh and some years later when I found there was a film called Tron and had a very similar plot I though they took inspiration from this cartoon :D

[@mormegil231]

I use to watch this very often in Greece when i was a kid. It was actually professionally dub by a real studio and ended up a pretty competent rip off (as opposed to the english dub). I am quite sure many people have nostalgia feelings about this in southern europe like me.

[@tornadot2025]

I swear at 12:36 it sounds like sarc says "send out black john and his race card." My first thought was WTF!? What did he say!?

[@LoderryPlaysPVP]

I'm glad I'm not the only one lol

[@f.d.3289]

2:18 That evil laugh totally reminded me of my son's evil laugh. He's seven years old.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Wholesome.

[@mr420srh1]

This damn channel is awesome bro keep it up

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

I can't get over that *DERP* face.

[@chadsknnr]

Hey, Brandon 5:30 You totally missed a Tony Stark "This man is playing Galaga" moment . . . .

[@tigaliyt]

Listening to the English dub feels so weird... I'm used to the French version, which in some way is funnier (or maybe that's because it's my mother tongue so I can get more subtleties?). Basically, some of the voices are better at acting (still... not stellar, but a little more colorful) but because there's so many characters for so few voice actors, some feel weirdly twisted, like somebody pinching his nose while talking. The accents at the beginning are worse imo, and some countries are even mistaken for one another (the American diplomats-you know, the one with the Asia map-speak with Russian accents). And Keith is pronounced in a bizarre French way, sounding like the work "caisse" (keh-ss). Anyway, that's one guilty pleasure of mine. If you feel like checking out "le sauveur de la terre", it's on youtube too.

[@CD-Gaming]

You know, I forgot Scoopball was in Tron too until you showed that clip! For a second I thought you'd gone mad or something! And at 16:54... did I suddenly get stoned...? You didn't exactly help with your talk of joints...

[@Irish1Eric]

Brandon Tenold is the best thing to come out of Canada since......ever

[@gaillewis5472]

Great review, but oh, dear God! Where the hell did you find this?!

[@louischarvillanimation]

Wasn't this film spliced into 'Space Thunder Kids?'

[@B.-T.]

+Louis Charvill Yep.

[@MrBigDub]

+Louis Charvill You noticed.

[@MrCaptainStuff]

+Louis Charvill Yup...and its still amazing.

[@docsdomain]

I own Space thunder kids. LOL

[@Tareltonlives]

Yep. It's fun to watch this and Noah Antwiller's review of that back to back

[@AvengerII]

Yes, more anime and "fantastic" knock-off movies! Seriously, I'd kind like to hear Brandon's take on "Tomb of Dracula," the "classic" anime where Der Count gorges on hamburgers!!! Hard to believe that movie was "inspired" by Marvel's classic 1970s horror series... NOT so hard to believe that it was followed up by an anime adaptation of "Frankenstein." Oh, there's so, so much there in the world of tackly, poorly edited,and BADLY-dubbed animated films that have fallen into obscurity in the $1 movie bins. Some are so classic they've only made out onto VHS 30 years past!

[@MagnaRyuuDesigns]

Ah yes another lovely cheap ass animated "movie" brought to us by Joseph Lai, who is also one of the two known for badly dubbed and cut together movies Hong Kong with his partner Godfrey Ho.

[@MrJohndoakes]

But Godfrey Ho gave us Pierre Kirby!

[@peekaboopeekaboo1165]

As bad like the animation and direction of the Korean makers!

[@victorhernandez8723]

Magna Ryuu Godfrey Ho, huh? I should have known he’d be involved!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Space Thunder Kids is even worse.

[@adamrehorn7401]

Man, this makes "Space Gundam V" look like high-art. Or, just high. You know. Kinda the same thing. Great work, man! This one would have been tough...

[@sirdrakey]

Oh man how do I make that "I've got a nose" a ringtone!

[@Desslar]

Probably mentioned already, but the spaceship at 15:23 is clearly ripping off the Arcadia from Captain Harlock, and I suppose its pirate captain is ripping off Emereldas.

[@noahvance6160]

"No! Visible Minority John!" 😂

[@ghostlightx9005]

Funny one this time Brandon, you nailed it. No nose in the real world, lmao.

[@1505627]

If you're doing Korean knockoffs now, try Korean Dragonball Z

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Afterwards he should review the Taiwan live action one, then he can waste his time and brain cells on Dragon Ball Evolution (seriously, it's just AWFUL).

[@sigmacademy]

05:30. Dude, that's Space Invaders. What if the Earth was going to be invaded by aliens (like in every other Japanese Kaiju film)? That's virtual combat training right there? Maybe then the army can hit a Kaiju for a change? XD

[@DragmaKerp]

I got a nooosee, I got a nooosee, la lalala la lalala la wiiiiii

[@gregorymckenzie7511]

George C. Scott has a message for you.

[@carlwilkerson9722]

And she's singing this over what sounds like the 5th Brandenburg Concerto.

[@EqualOpportunityDestoroya]

I think they spliced in Space Adventure Cobra the pirate lady looks like one of the villains from the series.

[@GimmieTheJimmie]

Quality 10/10 voice acting

[@catthebrick7867]

The fucking dialogue is killing me🤣

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

The mini-robot woman makes Jar-Jar Binks look like Darth Maul.

[@yoda908]

The pacman scene in this movie had to be from when there was a pacman easter egg in the original tron movie.

[@SpawnLQX]

Nice, I've only seen a mega robot spin-off of this anime movie, with some scenes and final fight against this evil doc where he's on some star cruiser :d It's been like 25 years ago...

[@IronheadEli723]

Monster island buddies and Brandon should make an abridged version of this movie

[@BB120776]

20:04 Pretty sure they said his name was "Keith".

[@umbrellacorp.]

17:00 I've got a nose, I've got a nose.🎶 Weeeeee.....😜 Ha, that's the best part in this whole Stupid show. 🤣👍

[@brandonyouth5241]

Actually, this sounds so similar to Dragon Ball's Speedy dub, where it was actually dubbed by a group of workers from Blockbuster-like video stores called Speedy from Malaysia.

[@MrCaptainStuff]

The worst part? Producer Joseph Lai (The guy who produced all of the Godfrey Ho films...I think all of them), used part of this movie and about 7 others in the cut and paste korean animation classic "SPACE THUNDER KIDS".

[@comixproviderftw_02]

The Black John jokes never get old.

[@NicknooVision]

22:11 Nope...Tron:Legacy is over 9000 times better than that knock off...

[@MsDjessa]

2:42 It's Gridlock with his evil schemes again! Quick send in the Ninja Turtles!

[@FireFox64000000]

17:14 Careful, you keep growling like that and you'll turn into Bollywood Super Saiyan.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Or Turkish Hulk

[@jackmcslay]

Apparently it has characters recycled either to or from Diatron 5. The protagonist and the supporting female looks identical and the two doctors were there too

[@zarko2108]

One of your best reviews yet! Or maybe it's that the movie its self is a joke... Oh well.

[@rebelfleettrooper9881]

You know what's strange? The characters and scenes were in yet ANOTHER Korean anime movie called "Space Thunder Kids". Not only that, some of these scenes in this movie where also in Space Thunder Kids, Too!

[@NicknooVision]

10:55 oh, come on!! Rinzler (from "Tron:Legacy") looks like Destoroyah near that warrior XD

[@tuckerbowen4626]

2:10 "Producer: JOSEPH LAI" i see the movie was considerate enough to foreshadow "Space Thunder Kids" so you wouldn't have to

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Yet more fine attention to detail: the vehicles in New York seem to be right-hand drive.

[@stephentaylor6726]

'Black John and his race car...' We should probably be thankful he wasn't driving a race riot car.

[@robertoacevedo6247]

I like to hear and see your opinion on the Philipino Batman and Robin.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

20:50 I have to wonder if the man who is dubbing all of the voices isn't a Korean or Japanese person who learned engrish (hence the 'hard wolk")

[@Hewylewis]

Hey, this is part of that Space Thunder Kids movie Spoony reviewed!

[@rogershepherd7056]

I go to sleep to this video every night. Goodnight y'all.

[@BrenTenkage]

I remember scenes of this in Space thunder kids which was reviewed by spoony and sage

[@KageMaxwell]

14:15- Oh, hi John. I actually said that out loud when he popped up. Damn damnest of damns does The Room have me brainwashed. Well, I didn't call him Mark, so I guess there's hope for me yet?