Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: TURKISH FLASH GORDON

[@terrorcop101]

0:40 I have to say, I like the blaster he's holding in the comic strip. Sort of a sci-fi/spaghetti western look.

[@Libluini]

You know, you're right. If this was in English instead of Turkish, it would be basically early Doctor Who.

[@frankez99]

Your funniest episode yet! You're quickly becoming my favorite KZbinr.

[@MoonspiderHugs]

flash gordon just hit the stone cold stunner on lex luthor

[@deadaccount7520]

A Turkish version of fear and loathing in Las Vegas would be a "can't miss."

[@theobscurestash6537]

I used to work in a used multi-media store, and we had a VHS section. One slow day doing inventory I found "Flesh Gordon" in there, and needless to say we didn't sell porn (soft or not.) So I showed it to my boss who had bought it without even looking thinking it was indeed Flash Gordon. We had to pull it.

[@WritInWater]

Sometime in the early 90's, when I was around 10-12, I rented Flesh Gordon thinking it was Flash. I was very confused. I'm sure I'm not the only one this happened to.

[@sigmacademy]

Could have been worse. Could have been Wild Buck Naked Rogers. ;):P

[@skylx0812]

Now. ...when you say _"Had to pull it"_

[@gowithgroove]

@@skylx0812 Good one.

[@mr.pavone9719]

@@skylx0812 several times a day, just to be sure.

[@bonineto9638]

I'm waiting for him to review "Badi", the Turkish E.T. The E.T. in this movie is quite something.

[@boryolmung9548]

Baba uzaylı o ALLLAHHH ALLAHHHH

[@comicsdude3166]

Thank you. I will come back to ask for link if i dont find the movie.

[@caesartopacio9636]

We have two versions of E.T. here in the Philippines. They're called: Little Boy Blue and Kokey.

[@patrickmorris1167]

Hope he eventually does the actual Flash Gordon movie.

[@PHANTOMZ0NE]

What I wouldn't give for a Turkish Captain Marvel! It has to be a Kunt production though!

[@StoriesFablesandGhostlyTales]

I haven't even started watching this and I'm thumbs up-ing this review :) Love your work Brandon, keep 'em coming!

[@coledevita9919]

Damn nice love to see 2 uploads that fast!

[@adiraiju9336]

One more breather before the last Gamera movie? (Remembers that Gamera movie) That's fine, Brandon. Take allllll the time you want.

[@BlastAction]

2:16 RKO! OUTTA NOWHERE!!

[@MrRamazanLale2]

8:52 still better than Miranda tate's death scene

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Is it bad that I had to Google the name to realize who you were talking about?

[@MrRamazanLale2]

@@LibraGamesUnlimited Not really. Shes a bad actrice overall

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

@@MrRamazanLale2 I see.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Talia from Dark Knight Rises?

[@Takaho31]

FLASH!!! *BOOM* AHH-AAAAAAAH! Awesome, Bro. I never even heard there was a Turkish version.

[@Pugiron]

FLASH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!! KING OF THE IMPOSSIBLE!

[@UltimateThanos]

Two reviews in the span of a month? Unheard of!

[@Karou812]

I hope Turkish Tremors exists

[@KRhetor]

+The Spyngas I just hope the worms look better than the ones in Turkish Robot Holocaust.

[@maxbrandt6]

That will somehow be a cross-over with Turkish 3 Men and a Baby!

[@GoGojiraGo]

Russian Tremors, where the Graboids have a musical number.

[@WinterSteele]

This seriously ran on MTV Turkey or some variant? That's curious. It must be considered a cult classic there, I'm guessing?

[@asangrerojaa6898]

Nah, Turkey had a really hard economic situation between 1960-1980, and we had really shitty movies, now it's hilarious to see how shitty they were :p that's why they put them on TV

[@yourbestwhatever]

Arif Furkan Alkan haha in hinsight they are pretty awesome.

[@videodeposu8741]

Nah lol it's just because these movies are awkwardly funny

[@LittleMissGrosser]

Thanks

[@sgpproductions9016]

Hey Brandon, ever seen "Surf Nazis Must Die?" I think it'd be right up your alley! Roger Ebert walked out only half an hour in, no surprise based on the title.

[@maxbrandt6]

A Power Bra, for the man who has way too much stuff already!

[@crgrier]

Your channel really should have a review of Flesh Gordon, the x-rated sci-fi.

[@herbaldragonX]

hell yeah what timing, just finished token a bowl and come to find a new video.

[@spock3703]

The special effects are much, much better than Star Wars! WOW!

[@DarkSavuior]

man u should see tarkan

[@TheBrandonTenold]

+tabakhaneci What's that, the Turkish version of "Taken"? ;)

[@DarkSavuior]

+Brandon Tenold Search "tarkan ahtapot sahnesi" and see for urself man if i tell you u probably dont understand :D

[@juliebradwell7435]

Brandon, when you're done with Gamera: Super Monster, can you do the Heisei trilogy and then maybe more Godzilla movies until Godzilla: Resurgence comes out in Japan?

[@michaeldeak5727]

+Brandon Tenold Can you review Ultraman?

[@Tareltonlives]

Oh my god I just saw that Octopus scene and wow...just wow.....

[@cwgodzilla]

I don't blame you for fitting in some Turkish fun before the last Gamera movie aka "Sorry For the Clip Show". And "Flash Gordon Bra" was worth the interruption!

[@ajbahlam]

9:21 Prof Snape

[@zombiejlt1]

LMAO loved the ending!

[@briancollins1296]

So when're you gonna do Godzilla vs Hedorah? That's the *weird* one.

[@FireFox64000000]

That's not an understatement. That movie totally didn't make my brain feel like I was on acid when I was a kid before I even knew what it was.

[@joaomotta9652]

you should review the korean mazinger z, Taekwon v!

[@captainkaiju2273]

I second this.

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

Definitely a Magzinger Z knock off

[@Aqua-Marine-UK_1991]

Turkish Flash Gordon was directed by chaster A Bum grandfather

[@EHH246]

So why did this air on Turkish MTV? To make fun of how their country made cheap knockoffs of famous properties?

[@coach7636]

Damn those costumes are insane

[@jackhummer8344]

Hey, can you review "Starchaser: The Legend Of Orin" (1985)?

[@sigmacademy]

05:49. Dude, it's called role playing. XD

[@sigmacademy]

07:46. Those ball things with the stalks. Are they plants or ornaments? o.0

[@mikkokuch9004]

Review the 1980 Flash Gordon!

[@alwaysluvedtobeluved]

At around 2:16 does he do an RKO or a Stunner or was that a diamond cutter. Someone in the WWE saw this movie and decided that would make a great finisher move

[@scottmefford6917]

Around the Galaxy in 80 smash cuts.

[@dasverbalrektum]

At 2:20 min ,was it a Randy Orton move?

[@MonsterHobbiesModelCarGarage]

I like the little yellow monster in your Thumbnail.

[@asangrerojaa6898]

Hahahahaha holy shit, at 05.48 he says "looks like this is the only thing we're better than you aliens"

[@AverageAwesomeDude]

1:10 it’s pronounced something like “ishil” (Turkish has different sounds for non dotted i’s, and the S with the little tail would have a SHH sound) it might sound something closer to “ushul”. Anyways my Turkish is just barely past a beginners level so please correct me if I’m wrong

[@Manda1771]

You should do a review on the 1984 film Shounen Kenya (Kenya Boy). The story is about a young Indiana Jones meets a young Sheena and the two encounter giant toads, lizard men, Nazis, and dinosaurs in Africa.

[@Serkant75]

2:08 british prime minister churchill

[@sigmacademy]

04:01. Are those C-cups? XD

[@christopherengel7436]

Your videos are just great Mr. Tenold. Movies not so much except this one.

[@sigmacademy]

02:21. Brah, this is my toilet face. :)

[@joeworthy8318]

Hey In the last gamera movie all the fights are stock fotage is that true

[@borusa32]

Brandon: if you watch Doctor Who: the Web Planet you will get a headache: I think they smeared Vaseline over the camera lenses to diffuse the light.

[@lego-man3.0again11]

Hey Brandon You Should Review The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms Like Right Now Do It Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@trueneese8080]

I am so high watching this that when the characters in the movie spoke my first thought was “Are these people supposed to be aliens speaking alienese or something?” Then I realized they were just speaking Turkish

[@rexy1085]

Nice subtitles XD

[@scwolfbite]

Will you consider reviewing Attack of the 50 foot woman, or one of it's parodies or the remake from the 90's?

[@GoGojiraGo]

*five years later:* Sure.

[@victorstephens8272]

Ming looks like Granpa Munster😂

[@spiderlime]

hello brandon! have you considered reviewing "where time began?"

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

OK, Turkish Yo Gabba Gabba? Now I would also like to see Turkish Tomorrow’s Pioneers.

[@sigmacademy]

08:40. Considering the laser bra of earlier, I shudder to think that the laser guns are suppose to present? o.0

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

"Turkish Eugene Levy" looks just a little like Milo O'Shea. Which is fitting, since he was in BARBARELLA.

[@LittleMissGrosser]

Indian Thriller is hilarious. It gets even funnier in the context of the film.

[@vaderboy121]

Turkish Gordon is alive

[@joeworthy8318]

I can't wait to see you tell us about gamera super monster hey I was on KZbin looking at gamera movies and one was called gamera vs super monster wich was gamera vs ziger I was really confused

[@ian_b]

Flash! BRA-AAAAAAA....

[@mikeyunovapix7181]

does son of blob count as a cult movie and if so have you considered reviewing?

[@KRhetor]

It looks like they're specifically ripping-off the second Flash Gordon serial.

[@evilbob840]

2:05 No, not every Turkish knockoff movie you review has Turkish Lex Luthor in it, just the non-Superman knockoff movies.

[@HansonProMusic]

@9:21 I was hoping for the puppet from SAW series..... At least a trap would be interesting to watch.

[@skylx0812]

That moment when you realize that a space bra just doesn't work on certain kinds of guys.

[@Tareltonlives]

Flash Gordon 3:16

[@danthefan28]

1:58 I'd react the exactly like Flash, or probably like the guy who runs off screen.

[@herkamer6390]

NIPPLE NIPPLE TWEAK TWEAK WOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[@RichardWatt]

Never mind how Turkish Timothy Dalton's mustache compares with the real deal, what does Turkish Brian Blessed sound like?

[@Mattteus]

6:41 so... he thought she was Dale?

[@rickylaredo4725]

Hey, Brandon Cult, can you review a movie call Dragon Wars(D-War.)?

[@666tickets]

Please review Mahakaal at some point!

[@afroartist1086]

What about the 90's camera movies?

[@TheTrekkie42]

Problem is those are actually kinda good.

[@afroartist1086]

TheTrekkie42 yeah true

[@dinnubhai69]

you should try 80's indian horror movies too.

[@josueismad6778]

what about the gamera 90's movies

[@danthefan28]

9:21 is that Turkish Neil Gaiman's Sandman? Well this is a Turkish film, so this could just be Turkish Neil Gaiman.

[@rcct44444]

I know he won't but Brandon with Christmas coming up At least when I write this comment) And I was going to ask if to celebrate the holiday of wrapping things up I would ask if you could review "Killer Kondoms" A personal favorite of mine And it would fit with what you usually review And if you can't well than Maybe "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"

[@jafaralhaddad9796]

Actually that’s supposed to be Turkish Hitman Agent 47

[@archnof0]

I'd hazard a guess the bald guy at the beginning was Turkish dr zarkoff

[@FireFox64000000]

You tricked me. I thought you were going to do the good bad Flash Gordon movie not to the Turkish bad Flash Gordon movie. Lol:p Also about that en...

[@1971chrismiller]

About it not having an ending? Nothing I haven't seen before with a movie called Dr. Ice, and that was an American film.

[@advang4820]

Will there be a Turkish X-Men or The Turkish Avengers? I can't wait.

[@KRhetor]

Turkish Green Lantern or Turkish Suicide Squad can only be an improvement!

[@lindaw4579]

The movie need Dr. Zarkoff, Prince Barin, and King Vultan for variety's sake,

[@AliG8torGamers]

you Are fuckin hilarious mate. got me crackin up again --- cheers

[@Tigerfire75]

Dang I wanted to see the Turkish version of Flesh Gordon.

[@fordshojoe8080]

Drive k everytime Brandon says Turkish lol Nah lol don't need alcohol poisoning

[@BazTheStoryteller]

2.14, Turkish Burt Reynolds.

[@Gissigne]

It exists turkish Godzilla?

[@KevinBufkin-f8e]

You should check out Flesh Gordon (yes Flesh not flash)and Flesh Gordon and the cosmic cheerleaders

[@cheekeemonkee8808]

Just realized that Ming looks like grandpa Munster 😂

[@menslady125eif2590]

He must have been played by Turkish Al Lewis.

[@shokatzaman9433]

9:22 WTF is that?

[@ajbahlam]

Prof Snape

[@carsoncarolina2358]

Seriously....who wants to see Turkish Pluto Nash

[@glentalbot9166]

A pox on your house for slightly insulting classic Doctor Who.

[@Tareltonlives]

This movie needs Turkish Brian Blessed.

[@barrytremblay4906]

no it's Turkish judge dredd

[@brrrayday]

You ain't right..lmao Great close Still need to bomb this though