Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: TURKISH FLASH GORDON

Time for a Turkified take on one of the original comic-strip heroes with "Turkish Flash Gordon" (1967), where Flash conquers the universe using a laser shooting bra!
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[@Libluini]

You know, you're right. If this was in English instead of Turkish, it would be basically early Doctor Who.

[@josueismad6778]

what about the gamera 90's movies

[@Greenberetsgt1]

dare I say review the Ewok Adventure movie!!!!! and battle for endor

[@bonineto9638]

I'm waiting for him to review "Badi", the Turkish E.T. The E.T. in this movie is quite something.

[@boryolmung9548]

Baba uzaylı o ALLLAHHH ALLAHHHH

[@comicsdude3166]

Thank you. I will come back to ask for link if i dont find the movie.

[@caesartopacio9636]

We have two versions of E.T. here in the Philippines. They're called: Little Boy Blue and Kokey.

[@theobscurestash6537]

I used to work in a used multi-media store, and we had a VHS section. One slow day doing inventory I found "Flesh Gordon" in there, and needless to say we didn't sell porn (soft or not.) So I showed it to my boss who had bought it without even looking thinking it was indeed Flash Gordon. We had to pull it.

[@WritInWater]

Sometime in the early 90's, when I was around 10-12, I rented Flesh Gordon thinking it was Flash. I was very confused. I'm sure I'm not the only one this happened to.

[@sigmacademy]

Could have been worse. Could have been Wild Buck Naked Rogers. ;):P

[@skylx0812]

Now. ...when you say _"Had to pull it"_

[@gowithgroove]

@@skylx0812 Good one.

[@mr.pavone9719]

@@skylx0812 several times a day, just to be sure.

[@frankez99]

Your funniest episode yet! You're quickly becoming my favorite KZbinr.

[@WinterSteele]

This seriously ran on MTV Turkey or some variant? That's curious. It must be considered a cult classic there, I'm guessing?

[@asangrerojaa6898]

Nah, Turkey had a really hard economic situation between 1960-1980, and we had really shitty movies, now it's hilarious to see how shitty they were :p that's why they put them on TV

[@yourbestwhatever]

Arif Furkan Alkan haha in hinsight they are pretty awesome.

[@videodeposu8741]

Nah lol it's just because these movies are awkwardly funny

[@MoonspiderHugs]

flash gordon just hit the stone cold stunner on lex luthor

[@terrorcop101]

0:40 I have to say, I like the blaster he's holding in the comic strip. Sort of a sci-fi/spaghetti western look.

[@patrickmorris1167]

Hope he eventually does the actual Flash Gordon movie.

[@PHANTOMZ0NE]

What I wouldn't give for a Turkish Captain Marvel! It has to be a Kunt production though!

[@adiraiju9336]

One more breather before the last Gamera movie? (Remembers that Gamera movie) That's fine, Brandon. Take allllll the time you want.

[@deadaccount7520]

A Turkish version of fear and loathing in Las Vegas would be a "can't miss."

[@EHH246]

So why did this air on Turkish MTV? To make fun of how their country made cheap knockoffs of famous properties?

[@Karou812]

I hope Turkish Tremors exists

[@KRhetor]

+The Spyngas I just hope the worms look better than the ones in Turkish Robot Holocaust.

[@maxbrandt6]

That will somehow be a cross-over with Turkish 3 Men and a Baby!

[@GoGojiraGo]

Russian Tremors, where the Graboids have a musical number.

[@briancollins1296]

So when're you gonna do Godzilla vs Hedorah? That's the *weird* one.

[@FireFox64000000]

That's not an understatement. That movie totally didn't make my brain feel like I was on acid when I was a kid before I even knew what it was.

[@crgrier]

Your channel really should have a review of Flesh Gordon, the x-rated sci-fi.

[@rozz6398]

2:16 RKO! OUTTA NOWHERE!!

[@StoriesFablesandGhostlyTales]

I haven't even started watching this and I'm thumbs up-ing this review :) Love your work Brandon, keep 'em coming!

[@Pugiron]

FLASH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!! KING OF THE IMPOSSIBLE!

[@MrRamazanLale2]

8:52 still better than Miranda tate's death scene

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

Is it bad that I had to Google the name to realize who you were talking about?

[@MrRamazanLale2]

@@LibraGamesUnlimited Not really. Shes a bad actrice overall

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

@@MrRamazanLale2 I see.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Talia from Dark Knight Rises?

[@lego-man3.0again11]

Hey Brandon You Should Review The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms Like Right Now Do It Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@DarkSavuior]

man u should see tarkan

[@TheBrandonTenold]

+tabakhaneci What's that, the Turkish version of "Taken"? ;)

[@DarkSavuior]

+Brandon Tenold Search "tarkan ahtapot sahnesi" and see for urself man if i tell you u probably dont understand :D

[@juliebradwell7435]

Brandon, when you're done with Gamera: Super Monster, can you do the Heisei trilogy and then maybe more Godzilla movies until Godzilla: Resurgence comes out in Japan?

[@michaeldeak5727]

+Brandon Tenold Can you review Ultraman?

[@Tareltonlives]

Oh my god I just saw that Octopus scene and wow...just wow.....

[@joaomotta9652]

you should review the korean mazinger z, Taekwon v!

[@captainkaiju2273]

I second this.

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

Definitely a Magzinger Z knock off

[@sgpproductions9016]

Hey Brandon, ever seen "Surf Nazis Must Die?" I think it'd be right up your alley! Roger Ebert walked out only half an hour in, no surprise based on the title.

[@UltimateThanos]

Two reviews in the span of a month? Unheard of!

[@jackhummer8344]

Hey, can you review "Starchaser: The Legend Of Orin" (1985)?

[@coledevita9919]

Damn nice love to see 2 uploads that fast!

[@maxbrandt6]

A Power Bra, for the man who has way too much stuff already!

[@Takaho31]

FLASH!!! *BOOM* AHH-AAAAAAAH! Awesome, Bro. I never even heard there was a Turkish version.

[@mikkokuch9004]

Review the 1980 Flash Gordon!

[@spock3703]

The special effects are much, much better than Star Wars! WOW!

[@zombiejlt1]

LMAO loved the ending!

[@sigmacademy]

05:49. Dude, it's called role playing. XD

[@ajbahlam]

9:21 Prof Snape

[@Aqua-Marine-UK_1991]

Turkish Flash Gordon was directed by chaster A Bum grandfather

[@borusa32]

Brandon: if you watch Doctor Who: the Web Planet you will get a headache: I think they smeared Vaseline over the camera lenses to diffuse the light.

[@Manda1771]

You should do a review on the 1984 film Shounen Kenya (Kenya Boy). The story is about a young Indiana Jones meets a young Sheena and the two encounter giant toads, lizard men, Nazis, and dinosaurs in Africa.

[@herbaldragon7646]

hell yeah what timing, just finished token a bowl and come to find a new video.

[@dinnubhai69]

you should try 80's indian horror movies too.

[@KRhetor]

It looks like they're specifically ripping-off the second Flash Gordon serial.

[@AliG8torGamers]

you Are fuckin hilarious mate. got me crackin up again --- cheers

[@Serkant75]

2:08 british prime minister churchill

[@FireFox64000000]

You tricked me. I thought you were going to do the good bad Flash Gordon movie not to the Turkish bad Flash Gordon movie. Lol:p Also about that en...

[@RichardWatt]

Never mind how Turkish Timothy Dalton's mustache compares with the real deal, what does Turkish Brian Blessed sound like?

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

OK, Turkish Yo Gabba Gabba? Now I would also like to see Turkish Tomorrow’s Pioneers.

[@KevinBufkin-f8e]

You should check out Flesh Gordon (yes Flesh not flash)and Flesh Gordon and the cosmic cheerleaders

[@lindaw4579]

The movie need Dr. Zarkoff, Prince Barin, and King Vultan for variety's sake,

[@fordshojoe8080]

Drive k everytime Brandon says Turkish lol Nah lol don't need alcohol poisoning

[@christopherengel7436]

Your videos are just great Mr. Tenold. Movies not so much except this one.

[@trueneese8080]

I am so high watching this that when the characters in the movie spoke my first thought was “Are these people supposed to be aliens speaking alienese or something?” Then I realized they were just speaking Turkish

[@henrygvidonas9573]

Bong? How dare you, sir! It's a Turkish movie, they use hookahs to write their movie scripts.

[@coach7636]

Damn those costumes are insane

[@theking-nz1ut]

These movies looks so bad they are funny.

[@archnof0]

I'd hazard a guess the bald guy at the beginning was Turkish dr zarkoff

[@brrrayday]

You ain't right..lmao Great close Still need to bomb this though

[@josueismad6778]

why people from other regions make their own versions of movies ahhhh fuckkkkkkkmkkkk

[@carsoncarolina2358]

Seriously....who wants to see Turkish Pluto Nash

[@AverageAwesomeDude]

1:10 it’s pronounced something like “ishil” (Turkish has different sounds for non dotted i’s, and the S with the little tail would have a SHH sound) it might sound something closer to “ushul”. Anyways my Turkish is just barely past a beginners level so please correct me if I’m wrong

[@sarlaccstapeworm990]

Dude,, your subtitles are wrong... 🤣

[@herkamer6390]

NIPPLE NIPPLE TWEAK TWEAK WOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[@Gissigne]

It exists turkish Godzilla?

[@dbsommers1]

Man, there was some terrible outfits in this

[@rexy1085]

Nice subtitles XD

[@dasverbalrektum]

At 2:20 min ,was it a Randy Orton move?

[@markmyers6756]

Turkish mtv at lest its not turkish spike tv.

[@barrytremblay4906]

no it's Turkish judge dredd

[@vaderboy121]

Turkish Gordon is alive

[@xXXWatatsumiXXx]

what the hell is up with tha....... :D

[@wildroses2009]

Be honest now... you're avoiding the last Gamera film because it's so freaking awful all the early ones you hated suddenly seem like masterpieces aren't you, you rotten coward? That was one of the more bewildering Turkish films. Even the unsubtitled ones earlier you could still sort of tell what was going on, but this film I was thinking along with you: "Why is he in jail? Why do they keep visiting random planets? Who are these new people? Why are they love interests now?"

[@evilbob840]

2:05 No, not every Turkish knockoff movie you review has Turkish Lex Luthor in it, just the non-Superman knockoff movies.

[@alicesavage69420]

25th view!

[@rcct44444]

I know he won't but Brandon with Christmas coming up At least when I write this comment) And I was going to ask if to celebrate the holiday of wrapping things up I would ask if you could review "Killer Kondoms" A personal favorite of mine And it would fit with what you usually review And if you can't well than Maybe "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

"Turkish Eugene Levy" looks just a little like Milo O'Shea. Which is fitting, since he was in BARBARELLA.

[@cwgodzilla]

I don't blame you for fitting in some Turkish fun before the last Gamera movie aka "Sorry For the Clip Show". And "Flash Gordon Bra" was worth the interruption!

[@danthefan28]

9:21 is that Turkish Neil Gaiman's Sandman? Well this is a Turkish film, so this could just be Turkish Neil Gaiman.

[@geraldstephens6612]

WWWHHHAAATTTT?????

[@joeworthy8318]

I can't wait to see you tell us about gamera super monster hey I was on KZbin looking at gamera movies and one was called gamera vs super monster wich was gamera vs ziger I was really confused

[@1971chrismiller]

About it not having an ending? Nothing I haven't seen before with a movie called Dr. Ice, and that was an American film.

[@jafaralhaddad9796]

Actually that’s supposed to be Turkish Hitman Agent 47

[@HansonProMusic]

@9:21 I was hoping for the puppet from SAW series..... At least a trap would be interesting to watch.

[@danthefan28]

1:58 I'd react the exactly like Flash, or probably like the guy who runs off screen.

[@Tareltonlives]

Flash Gordon 3:16

[@MonsterHobbiesModelCarGarage]

I like the little yellow monster in your Thumbnail.

[@rickylaredo4725]

Hey, Brandon Cult, can you review a movie call Dragon Wars(D-War.)?

[@batenkhtehe]

i am still waiting for your Indian(bollywood) movie reviews.

[@skylx0812]

That moment when you realize that a space bra just doesn't work on certain kinds of guys.

[@sigmacademy]

08:40. Considering the laser bra of earlier, I shudder to think that the laser guns are suppose to present? o.0

[@BazTheStoryteller]

2.14, Turkish Burt Reynolds.

[@alwaysluvedtobeluved]

At around 2:16 does he do an RKO or a Stunner or was that a diamond cutter. Someone in the WWE saw this movie and decided that would make a great finisher move

[@asangrerojaa6898]

Hahahahaha holy shit, at 05.48 he says "looks like this is the only thing we're better than you aliens"

[@jerkfudgewater147]

Man Turkey was great before it went super conservative You know what’s not super conservative CLASS OF 1999!!!!

[@jerkfudgewater147]

I enjoyed the ending

[@LittleMissGrosser]

Thanks

[@LittleMissGrosser]

Indian Thriller is hilarious. It gets even funnier in the context of the film.

[@sigmacademy]

07:46. Those ball things with the stalks. Are they plants or ornaments? o.0

[@chindakhounsy8917]

hi gay guy

[@spiderlime]

hello brandon! have you considered reviewing "where time began?"

[@glentalbot9166]

A pox on your house for slightly insulting classic Doctor Who.

[@scottmefford6917]

Around the Galaxy in 80 smash cuts.

[@Tigerfire75]

Dang I wanted to see the Turkish version of Flesh Gordon.