5 Minute Crafts EXPOSING Women's Secrets!

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[@Juliana-hn3bo]

“Oh boy you better get back in that house, momma told you to be home an hour ago!” the southern dad came right out of him. 😂😂

[@literally.everything]

My dad would be like that XD me and him are from southeast NC

[@kingcharizardakaCX]

His father came outta him for a moment

[@robertbuth]

Hahaha when you had the duct tape and mentioned beard hair....I was like oooh noo...that reaction was hilarious! Amazing video!

[@feliciah.1907]

Oh man! I read that in a southern accent xD

[@Schmied654]

Lol but also we have the same name

[@Warshuk]

" Trust takes years to build, seconds to breaks and forever to repair" That's an amazing quote right there 🥰.

[@lolaglowwe]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo dont worry i didn’t 😍

[@local_furry_SCOTLAND]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo iv seen you before

[@datgaydangernoodle1315]

I mean, yeah but what has that gotta do with this video lol

[@annasmith307]

I liked "always the bridesmaid never the groom" 🤣

[@Yikzz01]

@@lolaglowwe technoblade died

[@cysonphillips6188]

This really made me understand women. Thank you Brandon.

[@fayeb_465]

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok i wont :)

[@fayeb_465]

@peter i didn't ask

[@fayeb_465]

@Dusti Valois how what?

[@ilavachicken]

@@fayeb_465 it’s a bot 😃

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

I forgot about the topic about a few seconds into the video 😂

[@trashbug4843]

"Yours looks pretty clear, mine looks like a doctor's gonna be saying clear in a couple if years" Was G O L D

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

That is fitting. It was in fact...gold :3

[@dominic1730]

You could say....liquid gold.

[@bratt014]

My daughter and I watch your videos and laugh so much. We was at the store and saw a lady flip her hair and my daughter yelled “ she’s gotta poop” we both started laughing, so now it’s a on going joke between her and I.

[@someidiotyoufoundinyourrec9152]

Absolutely adorable

[@christiankirby4840]

This man is the Bear Grylls of life hacks at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes the last man on earth in an apocalypse.

[@Jaydenworld69]

Polo

[@kaitlin6184]

Well he is an expert with glitter bombs

[@Your-Average-Nerd]

LMAO

[@lisanne11051]

I wouldn't be surprised if one of his life hacks causes the apocalypse! It'll be some kind of glitter watermelon Google translate singularity event.

[@bobthebunny2362]

Nobody: Brandon: “My knees hate each other that much that there like two opposite ends of a battery” 😂😂

[@fairy..1111]

And yet opposite ends attract 😂

[@Localcatgirl_]

They’re*

[@AbstractlyDelen]

5 minute crafts- “got something stuck in your teeth? Tape” The rest of the world- “how about dental floss?”

[@colby-ish-roadto1k461]

“ don’t be embarrassed of your gift embrace it!!! wait can you do purple-?” GOT ME DIEDING

[@itategoose]

peter may have picked a pack of pickled peppers, but brandon bought a bunch of basic bedroom bushes, and patricia poops paint proudly at pattie’s house.

[@finn_20]

3:13 Now I can’t see it as a person. It’s forever gonna be a wrench an orange slice and a nickel😂

[@whiteout711]

"What's that for?"*as she rolls up socks to put in her underwear me:"girl,thank you five min crafts are useful for once"*as I'm laughing my heart out at Brandon's cluelessness*

[@1cattails]

Loll, very true

[@susanlegner8777]

so true

[@scootscoot919]

As a woman with really ducking annoying bladder leaks, at least this is never a problem for me since I am always wearing a pad 😅

[@candice1989]

Brandon's dropping facts about women AND insulting the Browns all in one video. Perfection 🤣😂

[@rexdayote]

This sounds so bad out of context

[@candice1989]

@@rexdayote that's EXACTLY why I worded it that way. They should watch the whole video instead of looking for context clues in the comments (Idk why I'm like this) 😂🤣😂!

[@SuckitToddProductions]

@@candice1989 totally adding your comment to the Instagram 🤣

[@ivaneberhard6808]

I love it when he is in pain and says random stuff 2:18

[@Sksfourteen]

1:18 Brandon please tell me that was yellow Gatorade… BRANDONNNNNNNNNNN?!?!?!

[@DFGBNDFGHJDFGFDSDFS]

5:52 “i think i got poisoned” he says as he foams from mouth

[@krazzykid1734]

Brandon- "Knee slapper, I'm the only one touching me" Morgan Freeman narrating- "Unfortunately for Brandon, this was not actually a joke.... The depression is getting bad behind the scenes." Me- "Same bro. Same...." 🤣🤣

[@jayneworsfold6547]

When you came in with the appliances taped to you 🤣🤣 and when you need to widdle a little 🤣🤣 absolutely love it xx💜💜💜💜

[@Adi_jadeShorts]

“Your a magical paint producing sneeze wizard” IM DYING RIGHT NOW.😭💀😂

[@peachy_pancakes7977]

7:13 the oil actually flew in the air 😂

[@mr.bryson7612]

I like how he started to casually eat a can of salt like a drink

[@kiwiswiss1403]

I bust out laughing when I realized that he was eating salt! I said “Hol’ up”. The things Brandon does for his viewers is amazing! Thanks Brandon for making us all laugh! 😂

[@kaniblekitt2884]

" What in the mid-century housewife? " has got to be the best thing I have ever heard. I am going to use that in my day-to-day life from now on.

[@BabyBee28]

I’ve been watching you for years now and you still make me laugh as much as you did the day I found you thank you for getting me through what nobody else could💜

[@stxejn]

Brandon's one enthusiastic braincell working up masterpieces as usual. Let's go Brandon!

[@leviwhite3381]

"Take the Browns to the Super Bowl. Congrats, you're the only one that could do it." As a native Clevelander, I found that comment both hilarious and depressing lol.

[@sad-girl-rya584]

"Embrace it!! Can you do purple?!" Brandon.. I love you 🤣

[@angelvanord3766]

Yay! I'm excited for another one! Thank you for awesome content, Brandon! You're an awesome human being! I hope you and your family are staying safe and having a great summer ❤️

[@ItsDaPuncake]

Ah, yes. Brandon Farris uploaded, you know it’s going to be amazing. The thumbnail says it all. This video was amazing! Made me laugh like always! Amazing job as always!

[@maddieeffler6362]

We need a whole video of Brandon learning how menstruation works.

[@jolieparker4680]

2:29 it took me 3 times watching this to realize that he just ate a LOT of salt

[@crossanddream2]

5:36 this is just reminding me of the time when at the dentist one time someone shoved soap into my mouth, I don't know why. And just seeing you put toothpaste on the paper towel or whatever you have is reminding me of it and I could somehow taste it again after all these years just by watching what you were doing

[@Murr_3823]

SOAP??!!

[@crossanddream2]

​@@Murr_3823yep, absolutely disgusting and I absolutely don't recommend trying it

[@leahbaxley7143]

“ You take the browns to the Super Bowl, congrats you’re the only one that could do it!” Lmao 🤣🤣

[@ewwhatsthat]

Brandon keeps posting in the morning when I wake up. Perfect timing 👌 because I either watch it right away or I have something to watch later.

[@ilikefire6352]

1:30 Best thing he's said yet

[@zcarp8642]

He is CORNHOLIO!!

[@oliviawright8831]

2 mins ago???? And only 20 views!! How am I this early!!! 😍😂

[@Lilah_09]

I started watching you last year and I've smiled every time I watched your videos, you make me laugh when I'm sad or happy. I would definitely send you stuff if I could. And I love your videos, you, Gloria, Autumn and Jameson. You guys are the best family and have the best relationship. I've watched a lot (not all) of your videos. I've been sick so been stuck at home with nothing to do. So, as anyone would I started binge watching your videos.

[@cloudsbutterflies3696]

Pretty name!! Mines Liliana

[@Lilah_09]

@@cloudsbutterflies3696 Thanks! You also have a beautiful name!

[@artwithayla8547]

“Oh this a trick in the book that woman do listen up when they do that they’re wafting there stinky poop smell right back into the bathroom i know it to be true” -Brandin Farris 2022(3:36)

[@heba6890]

LOL!! I almost choked on my lunch for your reaction on pulling tape off your mouth! 😂 "Why we doin' this? I have an issue." 😂

[@lexih1542]

I'm stealing "What in the mid-century housewife..." as a response to anti-choice women, so thank you for that :)

[@talia27]

the way he just casually picked up the salt and started eating it 😭

[@alexis_lexi2940]

4:35 cracked me up

[@StrawberryPhys]

Lol I needed this today! Thanks Brandon! 😁💜 You're such a dad. 😆😉

[@mudchicken92]

Ive been watching you for years and yet you still make me laugh when im down so thank you!

[@JacobDeRosa10]

“Peter piper may have picked a pack of pickled peppers okay but Patricia poops paint proudly at patty’s place.” Fr got me dying on the ground 😂

[@gachagirl3051]

“Peter piper may have picked a pack of pickle peppers ok but Patricia poop paint proudly at Pattys place” 😂😂😂😂 I wonder how many times it took him to say that😂

[@melroseb0809]

Please make so many of theseeeee. I literally love this series

[@enloebaby22]

"Patricia poops paint proudly at Patty's place" 🤣

[@kyleejones5827]

All of your videos are so chaotic! I love it😂

[@greenade5569]

controlled chaos

[@bobjerry1821]

No just chaos

[@asunakirigaya6108]

When you rapped the patty art 🎨 I literally spit my morning yogurt 🤣🤣😂😂✌️✌️✌️🙏🙏🙏 you are so quick with the Wit ✌️✌️✌️✌️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 thank you for making my morning 🙏🌄

[@Joeyboona]

2:00 HE ATE MY HAT

[@dashkamacdonald3611]

Brandon i'm lying in bed watching your videos and my mom just came in because she thought i was dying, no i wasn't dying i was screaming with laughter :)

[@leahbaxley7143]

Best part of my weekend right here!! LOl Love you Brandon!!💜💜

[@melodym2553]

The “Patrica poops paint proudly at Patty’s place” got me dying on the floor with laughter XD 3:06

[@spookyprincess2097]

You're one of my favourite KZbinrs. You always know how to make people laugh 😂 I love it! ❤️

[@throwtothewolvestowatchmyf5606]

“No kissy kissy till the shoes are missy missing” had me dead

[@mkchristner]

“Jealous? Pee in a bottle, that’ll show him.” 😆

[@MickeyValenz]

6:15 them bars

[@victoriacarlsson5550]

Anyone notice he still has the tags on his jacket 😂

[@-YoriichisHuband-]

Glad I'm Not The Only One 😅😅

[@joannbazan6638]

i love seeing brandon post happy and not post because he feels like he has to we love happy brandon ❤️❤️

[@ebbily9368]

0:50 watching Brandon Farris means that you don't know if that's lemonade or actual pee, because I can absolutely see him doing both.

[@EllieSkys]

He needs to drink some water then if it's that yellow

[@captainmarvelartstudio5435]

my new favorite insult: "you're a magical paint-producing sneeze wizard!" XDD

[@Shaksvshsvsjabav]

Bro this is the earliest I’ve ever gotten to one of your videos!!!!!! Love you!!!!!!!!!

[@wendimunson844]

Thank you for uploading so much lately! I'm home with COVID and you are keeping me alive

[@charlenewebber9836]

Omg Brandon you literally make my day LIKE EVERYDAY!❤️

[@saminnit987]

this man not only ate salt with a straight face but said not 1 but 2 tounge twisters ina row without stuttering he is a wizard

[@jordankornienko5168]

i love you so much brandon. i used to laugh my lungs out at 2 a.m. on school nights watching your videos

[@HammerdzAlt]

*Cuts an egg with a knife* “Am I missing something… other than the quarter?” Had me laughing😂😂😂

[@JuanGarcia-ij3uy]

I have not been feeling very good but you’re making me feel better that’s how awesome you are

[@godsragdoll7000]

2:23 do you know all the enamel on his teeth just said bye-bye

[@godsragdoll7000]

2:23 all the enamel on his teeth, just said bye-bye

[@SaberSweat247]

“No one makes fun of GREAT ANUS” And “Sphincter Shell” Are my new favorite quotes

[@theoldschoolgameschannel9715]

Has anyone noticed that Brandon’s posting more often? This is like heaven. Keep it up my guy!

[@avoccrs8367]

LMAO he's my favorite KZbinR 😇💗 he makes my day when nobody else can 🙂 love you brandon 🧛‍♀️

[@gmailrockmcbride49508]

Haha with the toothpaste TP combo, " what is this, my strange addiction?" So funny

[@natalieh6748]

Brandon you cut too much?! Lol. I had to go back to the video to make sure that was actually the ending. You got me. 😁

[@annkimbro3403]

🤣🤣 Brandon you kill me every time! The things you put in your mouth 🤣 and say they funniest things at the right time!

[@Chillita81]

you are always helping me through dark days. love from germany 💜💜💜

[@thealphaginger7231]

4-5 years I've been subscribed and you never fail to make my day better

[@tjg555]

When you put the hoodie sphincter on, it made me realize you're Cornholio at heart.

[@0Orcas]

" SHE FLIPPED HER HAIR!! SHE GOTTA POOP !!! " - Brandon being an icon

[@OLVERATH]

I love these 5 minute craft videos please keep making them

[@uselesstrash2608]

That tongue twister was pretty fire tho ngl 😆

[@Darkfatalis1001]

I travelled in time and have already watched the whole video. Good job!

[@nickflesher7608]

This episode was gold!

[@Gabriel-vq3hc]

7:50 Pee in a bottle! "proceeds to drink a yellow liquid out of a bottle"

[@kam-n-fam2888]

Did y’all see how big them shoes in the background were at 2:57?!?!

[@Purplelayvr]

Drandon I have to tell you one thing you have been my favorite KZbinr I have watched almost every video I just appreciate all you have done for us keep up with the hard work we love you

[@nicole-nk6ip]

lets be honest brandon makes everyone’s day

[@quackquack1985]

1:01 women go to the bathroom like that..? What have I been doing wrong..?

[@Murr_3823]

my brain hurts what do we have that I don't know about

[@EllieSkys]

Maybe that's why we bleed every month, Some of use wasn't told how to pee correctly.

[@astrus7110]

it’s 1:20am here and i was in a bad mood, this definitely cheered me up 😂

[@Tipsforanything713]

“Can you paint me a unicorn? DO IT!”

[@caracoltrane9087]

I love these videos there so funny and you never have to worry about repeats of the same jokes thank you for making so much good content!!

[@emiliyawyenandt9822]

Love the editor 😂. Had to sneak in the 2 second roast. Maybe even a magnet 😂

[@ivy_ghosty4934]

BRO 2SECONDS?? MORE LIKE 0.02

[@tsubawings4959]

The 🪄🔮Magical Paint Producing Sneeze Wizard🔮🪄 straight up killed me

[@sugarlandintn]

"Can you do purple!"Cracked me up😂

[@heyyyyyyitsmekinzie8333]

“Everyone is just ripping it and gripping it” LOLLLL

[@Vrplayer0000]

Broooooo I no joke sneezed and right after heard him say bless you had to rewind to make sure I heard him right 😂

[@nfreal1494]

Lmaoooo he said" knee slapper mmm I'm the only one touching me " 😂😂 I feel that

[@destinywoods2008]

This is what I woke up to a video of Brandon taping vacuums to himself I don’t know how that’s possible but he did it so I guess it is 🤣🤣🤣😁

[@winonae]

u should really do 5 minute crafts more often they are soooo funny!