BREAKFAST CLUB - OneShot

[@diloraptor3191]

"Who the hell eats breakfast? Millennials, that's who." - Sips 2016

[@smiffulon8246]

I don't eat breakfast

[@smiffulon8246]

+Wizard Mikey yup

[@td8860]

Eating breakfast actually makes me feel sick so man that has to be the most inaccurate statement he's ever said

[@smiffulon8246]

+Tyler Barnas I rarely eat it and when I do I don't eat lunch

[@Highstar25]

might want to see a doctor about that, eating early in the morning shouldn't make you unwell...

[@dragon_sentinal8303]

"Who the hell eats breakfast? Millennials do, that's who." "Please navigate the bread ramp. We have ETA T-minus 5 seconds before bread." "It's like, 3 corners toast." "I mean, you can technically butter toast with a fork, if you try really hard." "Yeah you'll hear it, it makes like a, it'll make like a gross sound." "Let's smash into each other." "Mmmmm......floor bacon." "Ok the knife is under the frying pan." "Ok, bacon ramp is in full effect motherfuckers yeah." "Bacon, and I'm making a ramp out of bacon." "I love that there's like a salt and pepper shaker and a piece of bacon trying desperately to get the pan to stay on the thing." "The chopping board is definitely the key." "Operation eggs: K just get the eggs in there and then we're gonna go in there with the knife and we're gonna....oh crap." "Let's get a banana ramp going." Sips is the greatest xD

[@bog704]

I too watched the video.

[@mexxar]

GJ quoting every fucking thing in the video Kappa

[@bram_traa3780]

whaat is going on heeeere? BREAKFAST!!

[@ThinJizzy]

BEKFIST*

[@dermonater1]

Hahaha

[@samuelanderson7992]

+Toastalicious *Bwekfist

[@Ohfishal_Batman]

+Tyrion Hammister exactly

[@donny3747]

BACKFAST!

[@CptChu]

Speaking of toasters, sounds like Lewis traded potato graphics for a toaster mic

[@Real0rN0tReal]

I think he's just ill X)

[@mataschmata]

sips and lewis are speaking through the same mic though?

[@bobthedj6992]

+mata schmata I think it's an old joke, could be wrong though

[@ronnied6367]

Hay I liked those Toaster Mic's potato graphics are for Potato Fags

[@stevenosorio6818]

We need a facecam on one of the corners of the video!

[@aedancs]

One? Why not all!? :D

[@WTFooLL]

It would be a little tricky since sips is in Canada and lewis in the U.K.

[@13lace]

WTFOOL Sips is in the UK, just on the island of Jersey.

[@Zoot101]

+13lace Jersey is not technically part of the UK, it's a British Overseas Territory (like Gibraltar, or the Falklands).

[@13lace]

***** You get the general point I was making.

[@Rath_9]

Never played this game but I'm almost certain they are missing buttons on the controls

[@JackCoxMSquirrel]

They aren't. Played this at EGX with the developers behind me. This game is stupidly hard and the pan will fly about unless you put all the cutlery and the plate in it atm cause alpha. No idea about the smoothie level tho.

[@thomthomas21]

maybe use the crate as a ramp on smoothie?

[@mvtta]

"who the hell eats breakfast?! ...millennials that's who" -Sips 2016

[@mvtta]

great spelling from myself

[@gakulon]

+mjmw99 Not on mobile.

[@mvtta]

mjmw99 yeah I was on mobile, god I'm such a millennial I even hate myself

[@CrucialflyHD]

Everytime sips is in a video his face is on the thumbnail, can that classify as clickbait at this point? :ppp

[@gooblaster17]

Most definitely!

[@jackcrawfoot5257]

Sipsbait

[@4everis2morrow]

it think it's only click bait if sips wasn't in the video and his image was used to bring in his fans

[@Landfall364]

When you put someone's face on the thumbnail, it gets more views. Yes, it is clickbait. It is their job to get views, so they're going to use it. All KZbinrs do to some extent. Nothing wrong with it, that's just the nature of the business.

[@RyanMcShane12]

+Landfall364 It isn't click bait as it isn't false information.. Sips is in the video so using him in the thumbnail is fine? It isn't some sort of illusion to the viewer.

[@CHRSS111]

"Don't hit the dials" *Hits the dials* "Don't hit the dials..." *Hits the dial* And so on... And so on...

[@jamesbaxter5978]

This game would be good if it was just annoyingly hard, but the fact that random events happen for example the frying pan can just fly off and there's nothing you can do, makes the game a lot worse.

[@gajbooks]

Or the fact that literally anything can fall off the table and you lose.

[@Konclan]

From what I saw the event's are not random, the pan flies because they turn on the burner under it and the table shook because the toaster popped up.

[@gajbooks]

I don't know of any burners that can propel a frying pan off a stove, or toasters that eject toast with the force of a nuclear bomb.

[@NxFk]

The frying pan flying off the table isn't random, and it's also avoidable. You just have to git gud scrub

[@Jooju413]

I don't know of any disembodied "cooks"

[@Ygolonac666]

Look, you're not allowed to play the Pudding levels until you've finished your Dinner levels ;-)

[@ornithorhynchusanatinus2167]

How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat?

[@threemoo]

I have this and I figured out the whole earthquake table problem. A timer starts as soon as bread touches the "toast" zone on top of the toaster, The timer doesn't reset if another bread (or the same bread) touches the zone again, it just creates another timer! So if you touch the zone to start the Toaster timer, you WILL get an earthquake after the timer finishes, even if you didn't put the bread in. If you touch the zone a bunch of times and then drop the bread off, you'll still get the earthquake... multiple times!!!

[@winnetu9142]

Would you like some salt with your eggs? *shakes Sips and Lewis*

[@IamBlackToast]

Sips and Lewis salt and pepper shakers? I'd buy that for a dollar.

[@petersenior5432]

They would also have to make a smiffy salt shaker with a ross pepper shaker Lewis would be a salt shaker and Sips would be pepper

[@jasminmalek8966]

+Peter Senior and a golden tomato ketchup holder

[@yakka9768]

you get a like for the Peridot avatar

[@winnetu9142]

Yakka its a good one, isn't it?

[@MrTechsterreviews]

"We gotta butter these bastards right?" - Sips :D

[@schmurble2254]

That Lewis mic quality.

[@CHRSS111]

Nostalgic

[@NinSparTato]

yeah, what was that all about?

[@alexbutler9442]

Toaster Mic

[@daenerystargaryen6324]

nostalgia

[@Azureajax]

Maybe he has a cold or something?

[@AsterDXZ]

You know Yogscast is going to shit when Sips has a better quality mic than the Lewis'

[@Neone4000]

Watching this has made me hungry for eggs, bacon, and toast. So I went and made some

[@gakulon]

Nothing better than making your own delicious food Except for eating it, ofcourse.

[@AzureKite]

Do they not realize that the bumping of the table happens when the toaster spits out the toast?

[@AzureKite]

Cathy Wallington I think you're rude

[@cathywallington8623]

+Azure Kite Tough shit buddy.

[@AzureKite]

Cathy Wallington Must be tough being 12.

[@micmich8059]

how did you know my secret insecurity

[@rachelamanita9301]

toaster: *launches and bumps into the table* lewis: someone bumps into the table randomly Lewis and Sips: *bump things into the dials turning them on* Lewis: the dials just turn on randomly

[@eclairz9275]

Couldn't the crate that the apples are in be used as a ramp?

[@mataschmata]

games like this make me so happy, but i'm so OCD. i would place all the toast neatly stacked on the plate before i'd be happy with winning

[@ornithorhynchusanatinus2167]

I think Lewis and Sips should play Don't Starve Together

[@ConalKerigan]

Sips is human being. Confirmed.

[@RogueFylkir]

I want to see more yoglabs

[@TheAssassinViper]

Sips keeps the yogs alive usin Duncan's science and rythians magic

[@MeAuntieNora]

No one man should have all that breakfast.

[@AzureKite]

The clock's ticking I'm just counting the hours (to my next breakfast)

[@litefade]

+Azure Kite 21st breakfast today for me

[@JustinTimeFolks]

hahahaha at 12:39 sips gets soooo pissed. LOL

[@ChanceBrunton]

This was hilarious, I can't wait for more levels to come out!

[@Erlisch1337]

feelsbadman

[@blackmask8190]

"Oh, so you're not allowed to turn on the gas?" He says as he turns on the gas.

[@Pulstar232]

one hell of a toaster to bang the table every time it dings

[@anto687]

Gaaah that audio desync! Lewis just spoiling everything before it happens!

[@dipswewon4701]

I love the way Sips says sorry, Sorwy

[@bobleonheart9600]

I could watch them play egg dance simulator 2016 all day long

[@catsdogsandlego10000]

From using one as a mic to cooking with one A toaster and sips relationship

[@TheSpenny9]

The table shakes when the toaster is finished.

[@EmpereurNapoleonex]

I'm not sure if they know all the controls....

[@slyngn7847]

Well, they are not one to use tutorials.

[@Magpie932]

oh yay they added more levels- they had this at EGX London but we could only play the toast level and a bit of frying level because that's as far as programming had got at the time, we had to try keep the frying pan down or it would fly off somewhere haha, it was a really fun game

[@kevo23630]

if lewis and sips had a cooking show it would be like this

[@marinnens4227]

The newest comment was after Brunch Club released

[@HmongHeroo]

man, who would have thought

[@Dingle.Donger]

So this is the power of indie games. Amazing.

[@indelaciorantsravesandreviews]

Sips using the force I mean forks to try to save the day and move the radio..

[@AnAceBrit]

lewis "its fucking raw" gordon ramsay "you have learnt well like a true english man"

[@vibraphonics]

LEWIS STOP PRONOUNCING WORDS LIKE YOU'RE AMERICAN!

[@toastycrab5175]

That profile picture and that comment though.

[@KamixSam]

Stfu

[@aeris8575]

he can pronounce words how ever he wants stop being a little shìt

[@thewerewolff7248]

He's doing that so sips understands. (He's Canadian)

[@vibraphonics]

Sips has lived in Jersey for years; I'm sure he would understand

[@kathyprescod5983]

The toaster is making the thumping

[@octosquidy4759]

the casablender song is so nice :)

[@7Leksu7]

Surely there must be a lift or jump mechanic that they have missed. I mean it is the Yogscast afterall.

[@SamuelBoshier]

I swear loads of channels have lost about a million subs, didn't this channel have 9,000,000? Am I imagining this?

[@turquoiseapple57]

Yes

[@amybaby8272]

KZbin is deleting inactive accounts constantly

[@SamuelBoshier]

Taterz No, more recently than that.

[@LexSchilperoord]

They never did

[@violetsnow804]

No one ever bothers to unsub from any channel.

[@lachy_0]

Lewis and Sips is the new Sips and Sjin

[@ArakanI]

Sips, my man, my hero

[@butterflyroses.7286]

This is probably the most frustrating game ever.

[@DANINJAPIGEON]

Lewis you forgot to freeze your bread.

[@georgeainsley6658]

is there not a control to lift stuff vertically?

[@cathywallington8623]

What do you think dipshit?

[@bigopzooka]

how else would you put the apple in the blender?

[@georgeainsley6658]

Cathy Wallington well knowing sips and lewis they didn't read the instructions you moron

[@cathywallington8623]

+JustBored Nice. You wasted your time trying to find all of my comments on the video and citing them in a comment.

[@natalyst]

lol you're on your period aren't you?

[@GhxstKoi]

Them:What's your favorite club Me: Breakfast Them: oh oh...

[@williambailey512]

I don't mind Sips saying Vase like an American, that's entirely understandable but Lewis; uphold your heritage in your pronunciation.

[@jayk3174]

Wait do other countries say it differently??

[@williambailey512]

Yea, It's similar to the difference between Ass and Arse

[@firstlast-wg2on]

Seriously? I watch them because they're funny, not for silly british pride.

[@williambailey512]

Travis Godfrey Evans Calm down! All I was saying is that it bothered me, not that I hated the content or anything like that because of it.

[@firstlast-wg2on]

pianopasta Jonny In a world full of American influence? The British are part of that nose-y expansion into the world dude, in that logic shouldn't you find it nice to appreciate the underdogs, like a truly Palestinian channel? That's kind of my point about the pride :P

[@Necrobadger]

Since when did bacon look like a fucking steak, lol?

[@RobinLandman]

You can actually lift items

[@dildont4737]

when sips said "romance is dead" i hope he was making a reference to parkway drive

[@MeneMrMustard]

There's no fucking way this is how you're actually supposed to play the game. There must be a way to lift objects higher.

[@milkiemash]

15:10 ...it was in the blender tho...?

[@cccarys]

LEWIS YOU'RE BRITISH ITS PRONOUNCED VARZ. NOT VAZE. C'MON MY SON.

[@cathywallington8623]

Nobody pronounces it varz you fucking moron.

[@ALittleBitEccentric]

Yes they do.

[@cccarys]

+Cathy Wallington I am from the south of the U.K. and everyone I have met south or not has said "Vars". My comment was kind of meant as a joke, (hence the "c'mon my son") but really, I've only ever heard Brits say Varz and 'Muricans say Vaze. Like we say "basil" and 'Muricans say "BAYSIL".

[@cccarys]

+ALittleBitEccentric thank you kind sir for agreeing and not feeling the need to call me a "fucking moron" lmao

[@ALittleBitEccentric]

Carys Jordan That's because you're right haha

[@Pixelbossgamers]

do they not realize that the pan moves by itself ? like an invisable human is cooking ??? XD

[@ijustworkhere1927]

This game should be, Ghastly Breakfast

[@abstract7026]

This game made me really hungry, press f to show respects.

[@alexbutler9442]

YOGSCAST Lewis & Sips

[@CurioSludge]

after watching this video i have learned two words: BACON RAMP

[@Nurr0]

4:33 'Oh this is SO much better than the toast level!'... Funny the contrast between that statement and the end of the video.

[@bobbarker9701]

Yogscast Lewis and Sips Inc. Simon

[@VladskyZot]

People say breakfast is the most important food of the day but... who the hell eats breakfast?

[@earlgrey2130]

Do you know a single person who doesn't?

[@chrkme]

why eat breakfast when you can just continue sleeping

[@gajbooks]

"Millenials, that's who" - Sips 2016, Also my whole family

[@VladskyZot]

BattleCryy Exactly!

[@narutokazok]

Honestly breakfast gives me stomach aches so i never have breakfast.

[@oswaldlorenz8410]

So how do I get this game? If I try the "grab a copy and jion the club" on the homepage I get acess denied

[@d1scordia]

the pan doesnt randomly fly off its from the burner

[@microwavegum]

I love the music in the game

[@smiffulon8246]

Madness? NO THIS IS BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!

[@TheShinyDunsparce]

it's almost like they were hitting the burner dial on purpose, literally every time they went to the pan they hit it.

[@IamtheTolle]

I think it automatically turns if anything is near them. Several times they crossed on the bottom and the top knobs would turn.

[@TheGabloka]

"Don't you forget about me!"

[@metaforically]

Oh no. Another bad game. Aah well. It's sips.

[@LucyLuna-p9n]

i got hungry during the video and went to make some breakfast when they started with the eggs... when i left I forgot to pause the video and made myself eggs, bacon, and toast before they finished with the eggs

[@TheMGSFan141]

Let's face it... Breakfast is ruined

[@blackbaby6977]

got the unskippable 30 sec ad

[@Theblockninja478]

13:50 guacamole song?

[@jaaki94]

I feel like they should implement a button which lets you actually lift up stuff and not just drag it? And maybe should've done it you know, before giving this game out to anyone

[@toasty4000000]

No, that'd make the game boring, you would have no difficulty. I could go for a jump button though, maybe

[@pl4zmav0rtex69]

The point of the game is not for it to be easy. Its supposed to be a rage game of how frustrating and annoying it is. if you could lift things that would ruin the game. you would just lift stuff up and place it where it needs to be. the challenge is the annoying shitty physics and the stupid table bumping and the stuff flying everywhere.

[@BristolBrolaire]

UWE Represent

[@wotco.archive1846]

Sips is the new clickbait meta

[@MichaelDooley907]

When are we getting more on TDD?

[@Daren_PNW]

The table bumps are fucking hilarious! :DDDD

[@ollie_hellhunter3356]

Hmm I wonder where the new brunch club game got its inspiration

[@Truntster]

this is Brunch club. it was called breakfast club but it got changed

[@franrosarino]

@HowToBasic would nail this game....

[@brandonpratten7795]

Still Cleaner than when I try to do breakfast ^ - ^

[@SquaresToOvals]

Can't wait for the online multiplayer

[@josephaxelson8018]

if you dislike these videos then you don't know how to watch The Yogscast

[@KarstenOkk]

What kind of breakfast is this? Toasted bread and butter? That's it?

[@fauwrn]

I usually crack eggs with my head. try it

[@thediethrower1803]

Does that make you an egg head?

[@user-us2bu4ld8y]

+TheDieThrower Honestly, nice cheesy joke. It made me smile :3 Kind people is something the comments section of KZbin seems to lack unfortunately. Have a good day!

[@nickrl113]

I usually crack heads with my egg.

[@user-us2bu4ld8y]

***** Damn, those are some hard boiled eggs ye' got there! C:

[@UnderSecretary05]

i love how they just gave up on bacon and eggs.... why do they keep making food ramps?

[@ThePickleKingdom]

We've got a pan down!!!! Send a medkit.

[@Skarletbloom]

They sound like they were drinking while filming this haha

[@cookietongs]

Blender mic? Lewis?

[@TeamDistrict4]

What does no temperature feel like?

[@oomfoof7294]

This game belongs to them now.

[@iLordNoob]

How come it went from a game they played in a video three years ago to a game they're publishing with I assume new content?

[@dogfood3272]

dont you forget about me

[@Jodabomb24]

What if they used the gas on the right to launch the eggs up in the air and then they land in the pan?

[@SledgeOfHouseHammer]

A game called the Breakfast Club and not one single reference to Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy, or Judd Nelson? Not even Simple Minds' music? God, I'm old :)

[@CrazySteve113]

Old for making a reference to an incredibly popular movie?

[@SledgeOfHouseHammer]

It's over 30 years old. I doubt most fans of this channel have ever seen it.

[@geraldvanlaar]

I'm over 30 years old too, and I've never seen it...have I missed an intergral part of life or something