Breakfast With My Buddies Adam Ray and Brad Williams | Something’s Burning | S3 E13

After he fell out of his chair the first time around, Bert’s invited Brad Williams BACK into the kitchen with Adam Ray to talk about The Machine sequels, being a fat kid, and the most overused saying of the year. Let’s F’ing Go! | Something’s Burning | S3 E13
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EGGS BENEDICT SAMPLER
1. Hollandaise Sauce
INGREDIENTS:
* Egg Yolk
* Butter
* Lemon juice
* Salt and Pepper
* Cayenne Pepper
STEPS:
1. Melt butter to bubbling
2. Add egg yolks to blender, and while on - gradually add hot butter.
3. Add lemon juice
4. Salt, pepper, and cayenne to taste
2. Eggs Benedict
INGREDIENTS:
* English muffins
* Poached Eggs
* Hollandaise sauce
* Canadian bacon
* Smoked Salmon
* Ribeye / Tenderloin (not sure which we had)
STEPS:
1. Toast English muffins
2. For traditional benedict, layer Canadian bacon, poached egg, pour hollandaise sauce over top
3. For salmon benedict, layer smoked salmon, poached egg, pour hollandaise sauce over and sprinkle capers on top.
4. For steak and eggs benedict, layer cooked steak, poached egg, hollandaise sauce, and sprinkle chives on top.

[@bertkreischer]

Watch the OG episode with Adam & Brad! kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJKvaISdg6iqa9Usi=4J7mC07v-CSa0olK

[@judwiser5510]

Every time Adam hits the "We'll be right back.", Dr. Phil or not, I fuckin die from laughter. Dude has been on fire lately

[@ihearttattoos686]

Love this one 😂😂 But Can we get an episode with Leanne, Tom, and Christina!

[@thetruthishere8733]

Nah

[@CasperVaughn]

That would be awesome

[@morganockrassa7451]

Yesss!!!

[@rene-lucc2250]

omg fuck yesss🎉

[@rcnyoplait]

They arent friends but would do it for money or views

[@martypayne5650]

“We’ll be right back” had me CRYING Adam Ray is so goddamn funny

[@tims6540]

I hope you saw the first time all 3 did somethings burning. So hilarious

[@andrestein6022]

Loved when the gourmand had to walk around the set to close the fridge for Bert lol

[@mastergwaha]

which time?! hahaha

[@daaper]

Every episode

[@asapbruhhhhh]

Rip to the two joints that weren’t inhaled once 🙏🏻 🪦

[@jerrodbrown3332]

Adam definitely isn't doing anything but mouth puffing

[@Low.eye.Echelons]

Smoked them like cigarettes bothered me 😂

[@PerspectivePossibilities]

I knew I couldn't have been the only one that noticed 😭

[@bayoubilly5176]

​@@jerrodbrown3332all of you and the OP are that annoying type of stoner that doesn't like it when it's not done "proper"... Been smoking like a fiend for almost four decades. You're all full of shit. Taking small puffs... "Oh he's just mouth puffing"... Whatever is your amounts you guys gotta all cut back. Also realize everything you think or do is probably wrong. Tends to be common amongst your type of "elitist" smokers...

[@bayoubilly5176]

​@@PerspectivePossibilitiestry not to notice others smoking habits in a comedy interview with cuts... Just turns you into the above... Also incorrect. Not everyone needs to haul like a monster and then hold it till they squeak...

[@Flash16xx]

This trio should either do something's burning every week or a separate podcast together. There is real chemistry here.

[@Flash16xx]

@@user-kj7nw4zg1y It's pretty amazing to want to see something funny more often?

[@tims6540]

The first time they did something burning is so good i watched multiple times. All 3 are great on their own but you are correct to recognize they are over the top hilarious together

[@Metcalfe99]

The new Two and half men 😂

[@shaggybodacious8309]

😂😂😂😂

[@benjaminrobinson2522]

Hahah

[@danielthrelkeld1929]

That's hilarious!! 😂

[@alexandermasson8701]

The first episode with Brad and Adam was the first ever episode of Something's burning that I had ever seen, and I absolutely loved it. This is amazing!

[@user-zt1ym7zc7p]

Statistically, a left-handed dwarf would be pretty rare .

[@nellissh2553]

Brad is awesome and Adam is definitely becoming one my fav peoples

[@fliptophiphop1894]

Brad admitted to a switcheroo w Mencia

[@megdevries5616]

man when Brad fell out of his chair that episode I lost it hahahahha

[@Sbullworking]

I was looking for that first episode, and can't find it. Did it get removed?

[@Ove08]

Just randomly saw this and had to watch it because of Adam Ray😂

[@Kimadian1]

they all have a great chemistry together...I went to watch the other ep. where Brad falls of stool immediately!

[@damianrodarte7727]

Bert: A stutter is different then a speech impediment.... Everyone: 🤦 Just roll with it guys 😂

[@user-zt1ym7zc7p]

Haha. Yes . I wouldn’t trust Brent for any kind of medical advice.

[@charwest5892]

Well, he is right. A speech impediment is how your voice sounds. A stutter is the timing of your words and your ability to speak them. An example of an impediment would be slurring R's. Saying it like "Aww" instead of just "R". A stutter would be "uh-uh-uh-R"

[@charlesv.brittania8775]

It's impeding

[@JDSharar13]

We’ll be right back has gotten an insane amount of run lately lmao, it’s incredible how it always gets a laugh

[@ajmack5119]

Brad laughing on the floor was the funniest part lmao

[@kierracarlton]

I am DYING for Bert to a Dr.Phil live show! It would be the greatest thing ever.

[@je__.]

thatll be awesome 😂

[@traviswalker9494]

2 Bears 1 Phil!!!!!

[@mastergwaha]

you think youre a *reads memo* a comedian but with some problems lets bring him out@@traviswalker9494

[@YamagataSandwich]

Closing the fridge is tough. 😂

[@pablodeniz3267]

I was searching the comments for this 🤣

[@zachthompson8657]

Bruh when Adam blew smoke and Brads face at 18:40 is such a mood 😂

[@deaderthendead041]

Adam Ray is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians Right after bobby and santino

[@amyparra1881]

Tom, Tony, Adam, Sebastien

[@amy34881]

What a fun show! Bert is my fav. He always has a positive attitude. I love the trial and error of the show and how it gives a real feel and we get to see all the friendships.

[@JD-ee8wp]

I think there has to be a Joey Diaz and Jelly Roll episode for the "Most Epic Stoner Meal"

[@Finger_me_binger]

Sounds like a let's Doordash episode. Or unless joey cooks that'd be fun to see. Where's your measuring cup cocksucka

[@ashleyhughes1830]

Its so wholesome how bert is always surprised that his meals are tasty even though he made it.

[@amyparra1881]

😅😅😅😅 duuuuude! That was great!

[@thapalemexican]

Adam and Brad were ON this whole ep, loved watching this one!

[@12monkey57]

You know Brad is a rapist right?

[@jujubean1185]

They were zinging and zanging like crazy while Bert got too high and overwhelmed with the meal 😂🤣💀

[@chuchotheace3126]

I did a spit take all over my phone watching the flashback in the beginning 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Armonia_Justin]

At first I thought Brad was pulling a Bert and going shirtless but it's just a skin toned shirt

[@colleencruzan5721]

Your wife gave you a super wife look when you were talking about Brittany lmfao 🎉

[@lukeberthiaume595]

Bert, Adam and Brad needs to be a permanent show! Bert better be a dr Phil guest!

[@pablodeniz3267]

No leftovers because of weed is the most relatable thing ever.

[@AustinoWamb]

Adam was in the middle of promoting his show and got cut off by bert's ad

[@CallmeBigfat]

bert leaving that fridge door open like his life depends on it

[@garethryancreative]

I love Adam Ray. He is legit a true comedian with a razor sharp mind.

[@shannonmoreau1014]

Omg, " we'll be right back", 😂😂😂

[@starfish7529]

Bert you look so freaking healthy in the intro. Be so proud of how hard you have worked. Keep being awesome

[@tanklin4015]

I FORGOT HOW CRAZY THAT FALL WAS LMFAOOOOO brad is the best

[@MrMedicAdnan]

Adam and Brad continuously trolling Bert is priceless.

[@tarakennedy6643]

When the food falls outta Bert's mouth though!!!! 🤣

[@DrakeMonroe]

*RIP Bart. The syphilis that ate his brain was contracted right after filming this episode, when Brad and Adam put him in the Chinese Finger-cuffs for the Patreon.* 😂

[@je__.]

awesomeee episode 😂😂😂 both of adam and brad always delivered, evrytime

[@tristinbrowning2173]

i love adam and brad and bert together theyre so hilarious

[@user-jq1ny4qf9q]

Brad falls off stool, Bert says “is that real!?” 😆

[@worm_jd7361]

If we're bringing back past guests now he should bring back Bobby Lee & Chris D'Elia for another episode. The first one is my favorite episode

[@RushISVarietyB]

I've been asking for that episode since he brought the show back. He's an expert at dodging that episode. Funny cuz Adam and Chris are good friends.

[@quacker008]

He could at least re-release the first one #BobbyDeliaGate

[@mjking8704]

This was such a good episode, i csnt stop watching these lol

[@MisterZaine-w5e]

Bro looks like he got hit with poison from Skyrim 😂😂😂

[@brittanyclark7537]

My favorite episode ever. Please keep getting brad williams. He is fucking mint. Have him co-host!!! Y'alls energy together is out of this ballpark. Also so proud of you for curbing your drinking!!!

[@twveach]

When it comes to “let’s go” I like to watch football games when they pan to the audience you can’t hear them, but you can clearly see that they’re just saying “let’s go” over and over and over again

[@baka_will9855]

Adam closing his eyes after that first bite 😂 Man had a moment of pure bliss 😌

[@hendersonwilliamk]

Bert talking about being broke to Adam was the best.😂

[@ldarr1986]

He had ver little faith.omg. I slapped my own forehead. Comedy is gold. Respect is bigger

[@SawyerandGordy]

I love Adam Ray and Brad Williams!

[@danielpaone6022]

Loved this video. Side note, loved that we eyeballed the eggs and thought it was funny AF how everything was made

[@mastergwaha]

poached eggs are not fun to watch

[@Parham2005]

So my wife was the biggest one on getting our son into Speech therapy he was born Hearing Imparied and he now speaks almost perfectly no lisp thanks to her and an amazing school and speech therapist!!

[@IDGF420WTF]

Love that a space marine and scp just awesome also yeah that game was thought to be unbeatable

[@ProfessorX442]

Adam has become top 5 favorite dude is freaking non stop funny

[@terryhughes6248]

Let's goooo with that hitter baby Walrus!!

[@shelbyconsidine4526]

This man and his inability to close the damn fridge, gets me every time.

[@CowboyBobby601]

Brad Williams has been one of my favorite comedians ever since i saw him on this is not happening i had no idea he wasnt already selling out theaters hes really hilarious

[@aflyingbench6143]

Brad saying "I hate little faith" was a literal tee up for "for someone of your small stature that means a lot of faith"

[@erictanguay407]

Finished the episode after dinner with a joint on the porch and it was the best flowing episode 🙌 👌

[@mikemullins55]

Best comment all show came from Brad… “just a wee bit!” 🤣🤣

[@bigk73089]

Love the video but everytime something goes unseasoned I die a little.

[@perrywilliams1292]

I'm in the same boat as Brad I was born left handed but my dad forced me to use my right. When I'm under mental stress I start to studder. Thanks to him I am dyslexic now but I still prefer my left.

[@dannymccain]

this man never shuts the fridge door lol

[@tims6540]

lol Adam's Johnny Depp impression is good. Would love to see more...

[@JohnML]

Brad and Adam have got to do a podcast together. Or at least make this a monthly thing. Legends. Three old friends and colleagues just hanging out.

[@eagleheart76]

As a cook for the past 20+ years I will say that yes there is method used for poached eggs that you circulate the water. It holds the egg whites close to the yoke as it cooks.

[@matthewmiller7527]

Glad I'm not the only one that says boom when your putting a meal together.

[@WeirdTrades98]

“I thought it was more like a dam” took me to the floor

[@joellelarousse9464]

We need tastebuds with sal and joe derosa!

[@SawyerandGordy]

Would be great!

[@backtoobasics]

That liver transplant is suiting you well bert. Hopefully the right leg grows back this year!!

[@zazacitron]

Altho he has no foot left, he stood up the hole episode like a champ !

[@backtoobasics]

@@zazacitron it has been said thats the mans 3rd leg

[@zachthompson8657]

I love that the lighter smokes most of Adam and brads face 😂

[@CC-ge5fo]

“I didn’t eat either” “…OK” 😂

[@cliffyknight]

"No kid of mine is going to sound like Daffy Duck" Adam kills me.

[@Thomas-hf3dn]

Lmfao “that’s what they are going to lead with”

[@justicestouch4997]

How and why does this video not having a million and a half views?? Brad and adam are so fucking funny

[@randobit1]

You can see the water boiling, and you're going with 167° 😂

[@Jays-Days]

they should absolutely make a Tropic Thunder part two. Tom Segura definitely needs to be the power crazed studio head that forces Adam Ray to direct the movie that has Burt as the main lead.

[@MrSpanican]

Audio version of a cooking program. Good one, Burnt!

[@user-wr6mv3lz9k]

Definitely making this for dinner tonight, let’s go!

[@deadshot4245]

the guys from beerfest and super troopers should do beerfest 2 with bert being the machine in the competition and its basically a parralell universe where bert never left the russian mob

[@michaelzarasua5078]

that just blew my mind! hell yeah!!!

[@ClimptonDiddlehopper]

The Machine bombed in theaters, dint count on anymore from Bruce but German War documentaries.

[@deadshot4245]

well yeah i was giving him a character that would work he would be the villain and fail at the end lol @@ClimptonDiddlehopper

[@BentMode1989]

1:07 thats not real is it!!😂💀

[@MeanMazi]

Brad is half the size of Bert but can still slam just as big as a bite as him. 🤣

[@shanasanchez6914]

Lmao. You can tell they all are enjoying their very own highs, but they are still really great friends that get along so well regardless!! I was laughing thru the entire show! ❤ thx needed the laughter!

[@matthewmarshall9615]

He thought it was a dam lmfao

[@glennlambert2634]

My 3 favorite comedians ever! Laughing my ass off!! And so jealous that I will never have Burt cook for me! He should do a show with the fans!

[@EvilGenius.]

You can make the poached eggs while they are still in the shell. Just have to watch the time when cooking them in the hot water! That is where you were getting to spin the water Bert. That way the egg will cook evenly while still in the shell.

[@johndreker1613]

How odd was it that Brad Williams quoted his tour title "Just a wee bit" at the end and he was so high and hungry he didn't realize it

[@mikemcbeth2891]

"you ever seen chef" hilarious

[@dtroutmann]

10 minutes before you want to cook the eggs in a bowl for half water half vinegar carefully crack each egg into the bowl let's stand for 10 minutes in that solution then when you're ready to cook you can just pick each individual one up with a spoon and that will stay perfect in the simmering water. The eggs won't be stringy they will actually look like they were put in a mold and they'll be perfect

[@teko_1226]

16:45 Brad walking into the prison showers and him being face to face with their crotch 😭

[@benjaminrobinson2522]

To my friends i try to get into my fav or new comedians. I always say bert is like a golden retriever. He is a happy to be here happy to do something for you kinda guy. Happy and sometimes blissfully dumb but instead of being mad at him for the disconnect i envy his passion for joy.

[@jayjason2517]

I hope Bert does a Dr. Phil Live show.

[@cristopherchouinard8414]

Lol the cut right after they're making fun of Sebastian 👌 👌

[@jasondunn18]

Anyone else think it wouldve been a hilarious (and recognized as humor) opening bit if Bert wouldve had a high chair sitting at the counter for Brad because of what happened last time?

[@k2jjp]

Bert’s hat game is on point. When you gonna start a giveaway for them 20 gallon joints? Maybe sign em too lol

[@DazedAndAmazed22]

The funny thing about Bert's idea of how tampons are used, is that there are labial pads that are held up by the lips and catch the blood that way. But those are for light flow or for extra coverage when used in combo with another pad for heavy flow

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

God damn! Bart looks like a real human man now! Recognizable shape and everything! Keep it up bro! Hope you feel better too!

[@BlackjackHookers-nj7qj]

Watching this on my birthday and smoking several bowls and a joint. Best birthday ever lol

[@OneOfDisease]

Smoked all that in 50 minute video? Grassy Birthday!

[@jacobgonzales-butorac6733]

lol look at the floor 😂😂 just take a broom to it Bert lol

[@timmayer8041]

Bart standing at the blender gave me so much anxiety, I thought for sure he was sticking his fingers in there