Brendan Schaub 20 MORE Dumbest Lies [Part 3]

[@michaeltp7947]

The CBD lie using his son’s (more than likely) fabricated illness was one of the most pathetic things he’s done for $$ 🤦‍♂️

[@samanthab1923]

What going to happen when this kid is prescribed Adderall for his ADHD. Is Daddy helping himself? 😂

[@pamew]

​@@samanthab1923hunnet purr-scent, b

[@mercytms4145]

😂😂❤😂​@@pamew

[@WilliamWallace42]

It does get rid of the seizures that he was describing but yes the story might be bs.

[@David-hj6en]

@@WilliamWallace42 Not as much as people think. Its very specific seizures

[@johnfernandez2060]

Saying his wife an immigrant when she born in Hollywood is WILD

[@J1283-s1k]

@JerryPrivia-tu9kb Based Brendan Schaub stroke posting.

[@sircliffordmalcolmjac5870]

Yeah, hes just a walking cte warning!!🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ also, maybe he just thinks people wont or cant check him on his BS like the chinese doctor from his special?? Bottom line, hes a dullard!!

[@kryptikknowledge1501]

She speaks better English too 💀 this guy bagged her?.. that in itself is by far the best joke of his life.

[@Rittendaux]

The struggle is too real 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@vinsanity8100]

D.A. Got recalled in Europe so canceled the whole tour .

[@deaker123]

"House was broken into, I wasn't there. Wife and kids were there so I chased them out." 😅😂

[@joeg1897]

I could definitely believe he got himself robbed

[@JimiScemmy-i8r]

He’s a nut hahahaha

[@Ratclawz]

😂😂😂

[@Impellizzeri23]

This might’ve taken the cake for most ridiculous lie. Idk there’s so many. How does he still have any sort of income coming in ???? I only watch golden hour for Delia and griffin lol

[@rudiratte1]

He is THAT guy who always has a story to tell that makes him look cool but nobody can ever confirm it. We all knew that guy in highschool or college.

[@615levi]

I cringe every time he says anything, cause I know it’s most likely a lie.

[@samanthab1923]

He’s that horrible Kristen Wiig character from SNL. No matter what the topic is, she can top it

[@bruceleehee9267]

Well u can confirm it he is being recorded so there is a forever record of it

[@user-tu2dr3ny6x]

That guy was almost everybody I knew in high school lol. The only confirmed stories were always the ones where people would humiliate themselves doing something stupid lol.

[@aogly]

He reminds me heavily of the kid in 5th grade that said he owned an rpg7 and he blew up a mountain with it without the cops finding out (we were both some of the poorest kids in school and he just wanted to be cool so I get it but doing essentially this schtick as an adult is insane)

[@razmatazz9310]

"Maybe someone hacked their page" I actually laughed out loud at this part.

[@austinsmith2808]

Hahahahahha that was the funniest one forsure he tried to call it fake news

[@kie1996]

I don’t even think he just has CTE, I think he has CTE+

[@Mrsupremesix]

Hyper Advanced CTE

[@DarkHorizonEOS]

CTE Pro Max 😂

[@pamew]

Bruh it's pure CTR at this point.

[@logan9920]

He a dumb rich kid and a jock who got by on his athletic ability and has some brain damage.

[@filmsta5sixtoosie]

CTE point O

[@whale9956]

8 & 9yo’s buying fake Rolex watches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bul166]

I KNOW bro & he was so proud & arrogant when he said: "Yeah, it was a hustle"! 😮... 😅

[@pamew]

I love how Tim just let that one hang for a sec, lmao.

[@itsafan202]

They all lie for jokes. Brendan is like lying to look cool and it's obviously funny but mannnn

[@Hiddencomment007]

Pure schaubery

[@youtubehashandlesnow]

I used to know someone that sold fake crack at age 9 but yeah I know schwab is lying tho

[@TinyWeenedRacist]

Brendan Shaubs dad has money…imagine how exhausted he is with Brendan calling him with all these “investment” ideas. Btw that Porsche was a wedding gift from his dad 😂

[@Neverland4747]

Makes total sense now why he's been enabled at being an asshat

[@tr5923]

You can almost feel the people he’s talking to can sense his lies. Anytime he says something he gets a lot of “Really?” “Are you serious?” “No way?” “Is that true?”

[@Mynameistyshawn]

Agreed!! Especially Tim Dillon! 😂😂😂 “ YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH AT 8 TO GO BUY FAKE ROLEXS AND SALE YHEM TO OTHER 8 YEARS OLDS??THATS COOL MAN!! “ 😂😂😂

[@ronniaj]

Brenda is the worst. He would sell his son for real fame

[@bricktop6216]

what is real fame?? in the entertainment industry fame is fame. Brendan is one of the most famous comedians out there. no other comedian has multiple KZbin channels dedicated to their every moment of their life. There is not a comedian alive who doesnt know who Brendan is. Brendan gets more attention than almost any other comedian. what is even crazier is that Brendan isn't funny at all. People should have forgotten about him years ago and he should have started a different career but as long as people keep paying attention to him he isn't going anywhere.

[@Eventual-Visitor]

He sure lies about his son to sell some dodgy oil.

[@Zoro.d.uchihaa]

He already has pretty much

[@an.20.24]

​@@bricktop6216Ask 1000 people who is Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock. Then ask the same 1000 people who is Brendan Schaub. That's the difference between fame and real fame. I guess.

[@bricktop6216]

@@ronniaj please explain the difference between fame and real fame.

[@camashaftsjourney4072]

the “Mr. Roger the sniper” clip.. This guy man 😂😂

[@sunnysingh555]

Maybe they were hacked 💀

[@Greg-m6c6m]

He just can't even take the L long enough to learn something. If I didn't know someone in my life with the same lack of self awareness, I wouldn't have believed it's real

[@lordsnow1222]

Yoo I know someone else who was heavy on that mr rodgers was a sniper thing so dum.

[@F.Youtube007]

Man, that Sink Pissing segment got me on the floor. Great job on the edits😄

[@Peasant_in_a_tree]

I start to feel bad for this idiot, then I remember that he does it to himself......

[@mrlion9719]

Good thing he did it only once

[@beansntoast]

Weaiird

[@saffaadventures365]

Bruh “Game, set match…the grim reaper came knocking on the door in Chicago ~slurp slurp” is crazy 😂

[@roryslaine7896]

😂😂 I was dying at that too. Did he just cop to offing an elderly person?

[@garden0fstone736]

Dude was feeding her cbd and injecting kratom straight into the veins.

[@Zoro.d.uchihaa]

Diabolical 😂

[@j4bee768]

He has no awareness whatsoever. That's his real comedic skill .

[@farcry-h4l]

"pumped her full of CBD oil"

[@pike101000]

"Epelepic seizures" 😂

[@martino5742]

Surprised “vanilla folders” hasnt caught on more at changs tbh. The first time i heard “manilla folder” as a kid, my first thought (and i assume its most people’s first thought) was “oh, that sounds like vanilla folder” before processing that its a different word. Bapas vocabulary works permanently on the level of a kid hearing a word for the first time

[@frankiepeno4420]

😂😂YES!!😂😂👍

[@boycemark6470]

'I wasn't there'... 'but I chased them'... 😂😂😂

[@davidwatkins8395]

Did he just openly say " I'm the P Diddy of comedy "😂 , I'm not really sure if that's exactly a flex right now 🤔

[@unnamedbc]

If this were anyone else, you'd think it was trolling. Not with Bapa, though. His attempt to transition into a "blue collar kinda guy" is ridiculous 😂

[@abemartinez9623]

It’s so corny

[@mattheww9656]

Tbf, his finances are heading straight for blue collar territory.

[@the_real_tay_loud2072]

Bro I was just thinkin that. He kinda does non ironically and completely serious version of what William Montgomery does during his act- telling completely random obscure lies for no reason but William is believable and funny and Brenda is neither and never will be

[@FitzChivalry_Chade]

Vanilla folders..? Does he really think they’re called that. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ceephaxcrew8401]

Yes ... Yes ... He probably doesn't know manilla is also a city in the Philippines

[@willi6880]

Yes Fitz, yes he does. Lmfao

[@tarancehill651]

Also "epelipick seizures" lol.

[@pizzlepayne91]

of course he does man. you think he'd lie about something like that?

[@youtubehashandlesnow]

​@@ceephaxcrew8401it's Manila one L .. and most people don't lol

[@RobertDonnyJr-c4e]

Vanilla folders!!! Pure Spectre? CPT oil ? EpaLepick? 😂😂😂

[@Greg-m6c6m]

Can't forget he seems to like those cold, crist mornings

[@RobertDonnyJr-c4e]

@@Greg-m6c6m 😂😂 I couldn’t actually finish the video, he probably messes up every sentence he says

[@NeverAgain651]

DODGE RAM

[@PuNaNy]

The way he says “weirrrddd 👀” after the sink pissing is actually so unintentionally funny to me. Then admitting to it is so cartoonish. I love it

[@jessmartinez539]

He started the " my uncle works for Nintendo" lie.

[@DrBeauHightower]

I did the O2 😂😂😂

[@paulie.walnuts2838]

So did schaub kill his wife's relative with CBD? 😄

[@matthewhill7311]

grim reeber came a noggin

[@paulie.walnuts2838]

R.I.B Gramma

[@brettbarreras48]

Followed by an obnoxious last sip 😂…you can’t write this shit

[@earthling369]

dicey dicey lol

[@garden0fstone736]

Nah traded for a Porsche gt3

[@615levi]

These Rogan comedians have turned into memes. The Diddler saying oh really, gets me every time. Oh really dude😂

[@bryanfrombuffalo7685]

Rogans not a funny comic either..nobody's at work going you ever hear thst rogan skit ..like they do about idk real comics...he has none...

[@Man.Well93]

"the diddler" did nothing wrong, but you love white knighting

[@kevinl9180]

I personally rather watch schaub do comedy and not rogan or callen... I know I won't laugh watching any of them but at least I can make fun of schaub

[@CRN8091]

I always wondered what I was not understanding watching Rogan, Bert, etc.they aren’t funny at all.I don’t listen to JRE much anymore because every other guest is a “comedian “.

[@Eric-zv9ut]

Diddler lol they all wanted it

[@alexanderdaniels2100]

Vanilla folders killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@905north9]

Grandma died ...pumped er full of CBD, don't know if it helped . ..What!? Lmaoooo

[@apachechief8815]

There’s no research but the Grim reaper came knocking at the door

[@mitchellyouney9945]

I think we all knew a kid growing up who would just make up stories for the hell of it...I think he never grew out of that

[@kevinl9180]

My friend told me he had a playstation, an Xbox and a GameCube, back in hs.. I went to his house, turns out he didn't have any of them.. pretty sad day.. lost all types of respect for him

[@markus7166]

@@kevinl9180 his cousin was borrowing them. 😂

[@RandomBogey]

11:01 Maybe I’m just overly superstitious, but I was taught growing up that swearing on someone else’s life, especially a loved one, is, like, the ultimate trump card to prove you’re being truthful and is not something to just casually throw out in conversation, as if you were literally swearing on someone’s life to prove you were being honest and, if you were lying, whatever higher power there may be/karma would literally take that person’s life. Obviously, I’ve no idea if the Richard Simons story is true, but even totally disregarding his history of lying, it’s wild to me that he’d go as low as to swear on his kids over such dumb insignificant celebrity encounter story…

[@mattlandry]

"My girls grandma died. I pumped her full of CBD, I'm not sure if that helped" 😂😂😂

[@ricardobjj24]

It reminds me of that guy who didn't make it through basic training but thinks he should be considered a veteran and knows everything

[@nickc6378]

God he is the worst

[@needfoolthings]

John Wick has killed 439 people. That means that Brendan will tell you he has killed 440.

[@ryckarduhryckarduh180]

Schaub is like bert, they think we want to envy their lifestyle, its like no one told them as a comedian you need to be likable somehow and relatively humble and down to earth (or the extreme opposite for contrast) the last thing you need is to be cocky, your followers dont want to celebrate your lifestyle, they want to be entertained by people who have the self awareness to be thankful for what they got through their fans. Its so obvious it hurts

[@Greg-m6c6m]

It truly is difficult for me to fathom that insane, redacted level of a lack of self awareness. But here we are, bapa just goes, b

[@MartiniGTGP]

The peeing in the sinks was hilarious!

[@needfoolthings]

It was just one sink.

[@redraven1604]

“Gave my Wife’s Grandma CBD…she died”. I shouldn’t laugh but holy shit. 😂

[@phantomZ153]

The navy seal breathing technique Bryan call him out on it and he starts panicking straight away 😂😂

[@shampoomax6026]

I died at the end with the booty shorts 😂

[@aussiemika1]

TBF he might be telling the truth about Richard Simmons. My brother lives in LA and trained(gym) with a guy that’s huge. He told him Simmons would hire him or his other big friends to come over and treat him like a baby. Literally would wear a diaper and have the guy carry him around the house. Some sick fetish, might have been trying to hire Bapa.

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

Anyone see him slowly getting fatter and becoming like Steven Seagal as he ages? 😂

[@Rufusmcdoofuss]

It wad his alcoholic stage, that eventually ended once ozempic hit the scene

[@ichduersiees3380]

"Maybe someone hacked their page" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TalosCreative]

He is the Steven Seagal of comedy

[@MMZS528]

8, 9 year olds buying rolexes....

[@ANTIStraussian]

And then flipping them

[@detroitdabber313]

8 year olds dude…

[@Bluecollarkiel]

I wonder why they started so late, in my neighborhood it's the 3 years old running the fake watch business

[@paulperdew8826]

Yep my eight year old son has no money. He doesn’t know what a Rolex is nor does he care. He lied about taking advantage of 8 and 9 year old.

[@een-x6u]

you dont say

[@Kapulaites]

Try to find one truth.

[@paulperdew8826]

@@Kapulaites I couldn’t

[@xenon6947]

9 years old kids buying 10000$ fake Rolex.

[@FitzChivalry_Chade]

Just woke up to a fresh Schaub Lies video, great way to start the day!

[@phillyphilly1076]

lol on the way to work and no better way to start the day then laughing at this special Ed student

[@germanperez5755]

Wtf after watching all 3 parts I am now paranoid that I'm this stupid and no one around me has the guts to tell me.

[@bigmaryhelen]

The O2 academy Birmingham, England, holds 3,800; the O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire, London, holds 2,000. The O2 Arena, London, holds 20,000. Brendan had two shows at the first two cancelled. He has never had a show and never will at the 20,000 seater O2 Arena.

[@wolfcatwithagun]

Herd it bowth ways B

[@jonjohnston3256]

The best part about all this is knowing that all these people, including him, have editors.

[@DonkerDave]

You know his wife is embarrassed to be married to him

[@ronaldelmore1834]

“What is the breathing technique that you learned so people can hear about it?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@CowneloAlvaroid]

Lmao 6:51 Just B lying his ass off but got his bluff called n started to PANIC😂😂

[@name5293]

The noises he made were priceless

[@j4bee768]

One of the times Brian actually called him on his BS

[@rubenvillalobos333]

There needs to be one of him talking about cars/trucks , he sounds like kids in middle school that just watched the fast movies

[@abemartinez9623]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@thermalrain_yt9725]

He said I'm a blue collar guy..😂😂

[@JamesShaw12]

To be honest I want him to stick around, this shit is (unintentionally) hilarious

[@virtuousvision_]

'Nothing better than pissing outside or in the sink' 'Yep, yep, yep'

[@HarrisonMartin-ed6hy]

“I’m the P Diddy of comedy” did not age well 0:55

[@VideoCommentsAndMore]

You’d think these would be getting petty by now, but his catalog is ssssooo deep, holy shit. His celebrity encounters as my favorite. I’d never even heard that one about Lil Uzi at the red carpet. We need a podcast with Brendan and Uzi to clear this up.

[@limjahey4351]

He's like a 3 year old, I'm waiting for him to tell the story of when he met Santa.

[@AustralianOpalRocks]

...and he was a big fan

[@declanp1]

Never meddum

[@Merkangour]

Episode 1😂

[@ajhunt46051]

Nothing is funnier than howie laughing at his moose knuckle! So damn funny!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@EdwinBellis]

So that’s what dudes mean when they say they are blue collar it just means you have a dodge Ram 😂

[@ANTIStraussian]

Yea a $110,000 TRX

[@mikesmith7326]

Trying to relate to his "fans" to make it seem like he goes to work a labour job everyday

[@jonvia]

Its like Bapa thinks the internet doesnt save his videos. Its like when Chris D'Pedo thought Snapchat didnt save chats

[@BlueEffigy]

how did he make it this far? dude said i was in jean shorts because i like to party. lol

[@stee_peep]

"cbd oil gets rid of them" [seizures]

[@ryryy1980]

Rampage "You was walking around Hollywood Blvd in some booty shorts and you're surprised..." I'm dead!

[@DCIphanatic]

"I had to pee in the sink one time it was an emergency" "So I just pee in the sink all the time"

[@lagresom]

My house got broken into. I wasn`t there. I chased them down. Pathological

[@TheAmericanjiujitsu]

I don’t think he realizes he’s being taped 😮

[@BryceChillis]

Vanilla folders! Lol

[@chadrathbone]

Steven Seagal is looking rough.

[@xenon6947]

When Schaub was kid, grown men came to his closet to buy comic😅.

[@TheDailyWisecrack]

“I have a friend who’s involved with it” sick flex bro …

[@carefreemc1445]

He cured that kids imaginary seizures the first day on the grift!

[@EgbertWilliams]

Swears on his children's lives. Then cures doomed children with CBD oil.

[@craigmurdock4740]

I think my fave is that his wife is a “born and raised, illegally” mexican woman

[@kingcrustytut7544]

"i know a raider" lmfaoooooooo

[@tubbymontana7090]

I know huh ? 😂 guy knows everyone and runs into every celebrity who always compliments him and his shows

[@Yournamehere6996]

The sink peeing 😂😂 and biker gang had me dying

[@Pn1251]

He actually claimed he performed at the O2 arena?!?😂😂😂

[@Merkangour]

Sold out B😂

[@mikesmith7326]

Big boy theaters

[@carloslionel1653]

I heard him say Wembley Stadium

[@TommyAventador]

Haha😂 That slurping from the straw was such a perfect timing. 😅 “The grim reaper came knocking!” 🤣

[@Nofuneralz]

“Anything it does for you beyond that is make up for character you feel you lack.” “Oh wow!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@harrisgage]

I love that he thinks it is vanilla folders.

[@turneryoung905]

These are the best videos on KZbin. There’s a version of that story of Antifa, “The Proud Boys”, and SWAT team members all being fans of his where he said that all three sides were engaged in heavy rioting and assaulting one another until they saw they were outside a Brendan Schaub comedy show upon which they all immediately stopped fighting each other so they could all ask for a photo, which in turn united all sides together as one.

[@joeyb6268]

The "piss in the sink" section is wild and so long

[@TstanDa-Man]

Guys broke into my house. I wasn’t there but I chased them🤦🏻‍♂️

[@mikesmith7326]

His lies dont even make sense lol but the pissing in the sink thing is odd.. he gets off on it or something.. bragging about it is embarsssing

[@TstanDa-Man]

@@mikesmith7326 you can tell he is that kid from high school who told crazy stories that he thought would get him attention

[@mikesmith7326]

@@TstanDa-Man lol hes still that guy from high school. He hasnt changed.

[@jeremyashley1668]

"So you walking down west hollywood with some booty shorts on?"

[@cyberneticthezero]

This is brilliant editing

[@princevegeta-son]

He should double down and lie more 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ulyssesruvalcaba2251]

“My girls grandma died…. I pumped her full of CBD” like wtf 😂😂 hes more funnier when he isnt trying to be funny

[@templetonbob]

I've never seen someone love to know someone or name drop people more in my life.

[@JBeswetherick]

Bruh 2:34 💀 I’m dead The sip on the straw at the end is absolutely absurd

[@pantzdollars7853]

"Nairdivs" omg 😂

[@frasert8779]

I just never understand how he lies so confidently when the proof is on the internet lol that’s pathological

[@boycemark6470]

'there's a... group of biker gangs in the back'... Of where... the arena... 😂

[@kylechristiansen3209]

This guy's so trash I feel bad that theo had to endure so much of his bs

[@Doomsense]

Schaub left Bravo like Bert left the travel channel

[@headlessheroes551]

How is the 3rd volume the best so far??? Hats off to you good sir 🙌

[@NateDaGreat808]

Lying about his wife being non American is wild lol

[@skat0rzZzz]

Brandon "Steven Seagal" Schaub

[@YellowKing661]

I never thought I would hate anyone but here I am what a POS of a person

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

Bert too

[@CRN8091]

@@ArtVandelayOfficialnever understood the Bert thing.completely unfunny and seems like such a try hard.and that fake laugh, geez what a loser.

[@_BicKoin_]

It's like he forgets everything can be recorded and everything he says can be fact checked.

[@Merkangour]

0.49 Really? Looks at ground, yeah yeah 🤣🤣

[@jflamen]

When he said he chased them, he meant the audience from his stand up

[@eriklarson4082]

Telling a lie? More like telling a Schaub