Brendan Schaub Finally Quits Comedy

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[@JohnDoe-pc9qf]

The funniest shit ever is Amazon Prime had his comedy special listed under the horror genre for a full year. True story.

[@TheMillieSmalls]

Omfg. Someone behind the scenes over there is a homeless cat. Thats hilarious in inny facet

[@Toxodos]

lmao who needs punchlines if you are one

[@AlmostAndre777]

😂😅😂😅

[@Unvaccinated69]

That's funnier than any of his jokes

[@TheDailyWisecrack]

There is no way lol😂😂

[@vangoghsseveredear]

Joe telling Bapa to do comedy and then not let him do a set at his venue is so funny.

[@bigthetruth2995]

That was a dick move

[@Faz15-qu2jn]

@@bigthetruth2995nah, it's like creating a team and leaving the weak link out. Too many good comedians to fill the stage there.

[@ANTIStraussian]

​@@bigthetruth2995mothership sold out for 2 years into the future. So you would basically buy tickets for a day and show up and a random comedian would walk out. If I waited 7 months, flew to Austin, ubered from the hotel room and Schaub walked out I'd be furious.

[@danle7022]

rogan got that dawg

[@ls_812]

​@@bigthetruth2995a dick move would be to pump his head full of more shit and let him get up there! Joe is being a real friend by keeping him from getting his head beat in and UFC which he wasn't quite as that level.

[@King_JappyJoe]

I honestly can't believe Rogan blackballed one of his "best friends" from his own club 😂😂😂

[@Pastymeathead]

Such a great friend, B. Some would the bestest

[@VagPoop_]

maybe Joe actually is a comedian b/c that is hilarious

[@DiviAugusti]

Especially one he convinced to do standup.

[@itsv1p3r]

@@DiviAugustiespecially since joe isnt exactly leagues ahead of brendan when it comes to comedy.

[@deadlifefr]

@@itsv1p3r he kind of is. Despite him having poor delivery with bland and witless jokes atleast he can be funny. Schaubs standup is just painful to watch.

[@burkhartlaw1]

“I’ve been hustling for 12 years now.” Brother, I have terrible news for you. I have been busting my ass for 23 years with no end in sight.

[@Pastymeathead]

Hustling for 12 years… lmfao. Meanwhile his rich dad pays for everything. It doesn’t matter if he fails; he has a golden safety net. Bapa can be a quitter because there’s no consequences. He doesn’t have to worry about being homeless or not being able to pay bills. Such a rough life of dark web Addies, baddies, and clout chasing. It’s gotta be rough for him🙄

[@johnolmos8670]

Yeah all the rich kids get to do whatever they want with their lives

[@Rich_P_Anya]

I was thinking the exact thing.

[@joshpowell4795]

@@johnolmos8670make something for yourself and stop making excuses brother, your life is shit because you continue to live the same life everyday👍🏼

[@johnolmos8670]

@@joshpowell4795 bullshit you can work as hard as you want but your boss will be a rich kid that had everything handed to them. Trust me I work full time at a very strenuous job. The system is set up to keep you poor and consuming so those in power are getting richer off of your efforts. If you say no then you are the one in power extorting those under you.

[@CH3FFI3]

Katt Williams claims another scalp.

[@Just.Arguing]

This was gonna happen anyway let's be real

[@tomrutter1637]

Year of the Katt

[@ANTIStraussian]

Katt wasn't talking about me he meant the other guys ❌️ Katt wasn't talking about me I'm just on there as a UFC guy not a Comedian ✅️

[@r.rodriguez4991]

​@@Just.ArguingSeriously. People are starting to think Katt is Jesus.

[@CannibalOX99]

​@@r.rodriguez4991For real 😂

[@Tattootin]

wtf are we gonna talk about now? I’m counting the days till Tom gets caught for being a serial killer, but I can see it in his eyes… he won’t be caught for a while. Shucks…

[@E4T4]

he'll divorce with his wife soon probably if nothing else comes up

[@afriendorfoe]

​@@E4T4 honestly I think him and Christina will divorce. She's been kind of dropping how he's not really home at all with his kids.

[@E4T4]

@@afriendorfoe damn thats fucked up. when I first started hearing abt Tom I thought he was a nice funny guy but in reality hes a piece of shit and probably only cares about himself at this point

[@darktirkd7395]

@@afriendorfoe he has pretty blatant about his side-chick. I think someone will rub it in her face until she has had enough

[@ANTIStraussian]

Tune Town

[@mnemonichotpocket]

"Walg mi to muh trugg" - Schaub Never forget.

[@lawnside82]

Diceyyyyyyy - also schaub

[@jimmybags6598]

@@lawnside82 some would say the diciest

[@lawnside82]

@@jimmybags6598 thiccccc boy 🤣

[@HCG]

TRUGG WALG

[@mnemonichotpocket]

It's like he stole that line "Suck me beautiful" from American Pie, but he Schaubified it to "Wan walg mi tuh mi trugg?"

[@GrantWood.]

Brendan is an unappreciated genius - he’s made a career being so bad at comedy that it’s hilarious.

[@davozz2201]

He’s “The Room” of standup comedy !! 😂

[@spence008]

i think brenda would be like 43% funnier if only he made fun of himself and didn't take himself so seriously

[@dangusmomangus3003]

this is why athletes have a hard time being truely funny. they are conditioned to think they are the shit constantly.

[@Taylor-tb8wz]

@@dangusmomangus3003 Kinda off subject but it’s the same with military. You’re told that you’re “the 1%” and have to take everything seriously. So hard to snap out of it and act like a normal human being again after. I see all the vets on yt taking themselves way too seriously and then realize that I’m probably the same and that I enjoyed life way more before joining. I feel like I’m actively trying hard to not try.

[@alejandroman187]

True. I saw a show at the comedy store in 2016 Rogan, Callen, Bravo, Delia and Schaub where there. He was alright and people in crowd were into his set.

[@OG-uq9yb]

@@dangusmomangus3003I also agree. Some folks need a reality check

[@OG-uq9yb]

Yeah he’s got a big ego and very little understanding about comedy. You can’t just go up on stage and be funny. There’s a lot of work involved. The brainstorming, the writing and the delivery and bombing a LOT.

[@Indybone]

That’s some dicey, dicey news. RIP to the GOAT

[@FirstUsername]

watch the video before leaving a dumb comment

[@Flipindabird23]

I actually started saying “dicey dicey” unironically. I kind of don’t hate it

[@connerturley110]

​@@FirstUsername Bro 💀

[@DMVGREY]

​@@FirstUsernameyou have a drake pfp

[@b14ker14]

Way to remove my comment pssy flakes

[@rhysmorgan9049]

The fact he thought he’d sell tickets in the UK is bold to say the least

[@samholdsworth420]

His mother is English 😂

[@URLforme]

"The last line of defense" is becoming funnier and funnier 😂

[@OtisMoto]

He will now try his hand at astrophysics.

[@ModMax69]

asshol3 fistics

[@Dziaji]

How did you come up with asshole fistics. Too funny. Lol

[@CRFLAus]

Talmbout Neil The Grass Tyson b?

[@dicksuckley8102]

@@ModMax69nice 😂

[@GorgeouslyStupidThing]

The Forest Gumptiness he has will probably make him think it's possible. Katt was for sure right about a bunch of nunces around Joe. And, Joe's one of 'em.

[@DobbyTheGamer]

"Our last line of defense lost a member" LMAOOOOO 😂

[@SmokeymcJoint420]

Only 999 left.

[@mateah83]

meaning freedom of speech will be that much harder to defend hence why it is a sad day that we lost one of our last line of defense, i bet theres not one eye dry left in the comments.from laughing@@SmokeymcJoint420

[@DiviAugusti]

Most epic opening for one of these.

[@gustavthegreat2811]

2Lazy is getting better and better

[@beerus101]

What a blow!

[@deftones8717]

“Our last line of defense lost a member.” hahaha

[@DayMedia1990]

He very clearly didn't say he was done with stand up.

[@GluedBarstool]

Lmao yeah what the fuck. He just said he’s not going to travel outside of Cali for standup for now Never once said he’s quitting 😂

[@reforcedrs]

he been canceling shows & doing no type of traction. why tf would he stay in stand up lol

[@DayMedia1990]

@@reforcedrs Cause he likes it. He came in the game hot because of his podcast and he's cooled off. He was at a higher level then he deserved to be at. Does that mean he should quit?

[@Mitch189022]

The balls on rogan to critique someone else’s comedy

[@LeastWantedOfficial]

He’s so much better at podcasting.. stand up not so much

[@TheBrandonDawson]

Never understood the dickriding for his podcast either. A podcast is one of the least skill demanding things imaginable.

[@tunelowplayslow5623]

Was* ​@@LeastWantedOfficial

[@diddlez2]

He's so lucky he got into podcasting so early on because thats the only reason he sells tickets. His standup is just a step above Brendan's.

[@michaelweems679]

Joe's standup is not funny. At all.

[@germcrazyshokoff3623]

Retiring at the top is overrated. Funny.

[@hunter12555]

2 lazy is hilarious with the sarcasm lmao

[@michaelturley3457]

Who y’all think has the worst comedian champ belt now? Two way tie for me with Andrew Schulz and Bert.

[@vinnievega9843]

​@michaelturley3457 throw Tom in there

[@dogecoin1692]

It’s honestly sad. He did his specials way to early. I’ve seen multiple comedians say it takes 10-15 years for a comedian to get good. He jus thumped the gun and let himself look like a fool. Even worse, rather then just work hard at it for years, he’s just gonna give up

[@DHGxMcFlurry]

@@michaelturley3457 Schulz at least says different things. Bert repeats the same stories over and over

[@BrendyNew]

Joe made him then broke him

[@KaotikArtPurrps]

First his football career, then his mma career and now his comedy career?! My god is there nothing this man can’t fail at!!

[@Rich_P_Anya]

And yet he still is extremely wealthy. What a country we live in.

[@tacotruck2595]

@@Rich_P_Anya well he might “fail” but he gets far enough to reach some fame and influence. That’s all you need to get a few deals.

[@louismontoya7437]

@@Rich_P_Anya So was Epstein.

[@lawnside82]

Drifting…that auto channel.

[@gabepleasepls]

The day laughter came back

[@user-to9lk8ix6h]

Does anybody remember laughter?

[@bap9416]

There’s a lot more that have to go for that

[@redlightmax]

0:10 The day the laughter lived.

[@mrjuanderfuI]

Good movie title

[@IbrahimMuhammad_114]

Passing the torch to tom segura

[@CSorgini]

Ya know Other than the slight narcisism tom isnt THAT bad, bert however…

[@Duledule24422]

@@CSorginiBert would fart on the torch

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

Tom's shiddyness is only recent. Bert has been a lifelong pro.

[@IbrahimMuhammad_114]

@@CSorginitom is pretty unfunny like never once even thought anything he said was funny, let alone laugh

[@LK-em1bv]

They both suck but in different ways

[@cameronpeterson5961]

He doesn’t “think” he’s not good enough, he was “told” he’s not good enough. Him explaining it as if he wasn’t specifically told no was hilarious 😂

[@blahblahblah6378]

"how do you retire from something you weren't doing?" Well said 🍻

[@LookSpec]

we need Schulz to retire next

[@darkstarhuxley6748]

I’d go to a BS show over Schulz laffy lame ass

[@eatshit8907]

Bert first.

[@AssassinFemme]

I've seen his standup. He was hilarious

[@animegopher]

Schultz stand-up is great. His podcast? Ehhh, not so much. He HAS to be the funniest guy in the room. Which is fine when performing stand-up. That's expected. But his podcast is definitely awful and sheds a lot of light onto who he is as a person.

[@FuzzyButtCheese]

​@@eatshit8907neither of them are comedians.. . 😂

[@ParallelNewsNetwork]

I think it’s time that Kat Williams went on JRE and had the “You’d be surprised” talk… with Joe.

[@Inbraneinthememsane]

Katt isn’t funny himself

[@peterparker3409]

@@Inbraneinthememsane bruh Katt said Cedric looks like a walrus

[@Inbraneinthememsane]

@@TB-qz4uz dunno man - saw his last major special - pretty mediocre if you ask me I am not saying I don’t like him or that he isn’t right about this whole comedian clique - I just don’t think he’s so funny himself

[@Inbraneinthememsane]

@@peterparker3409 so?

[@gustavkrklec2077]

I've never heard 2lazy2try so enthusiastic

[@davidtierney3615]

I mean the guy blamed inflation for cancelling his European tour, I checked the tickets daily for Dublin and he just wasn’t selling 😂

[@sk8r4lifedd]

“Oh brother this guy stiinksss!!!”

[@BuckScrotumn]

The other person who shouldn’t be allowed to perform at Joe Rogan’s club is Joe Rogan.

[@GorgeouslyStupidThing]

Lolololol

[@darkstarhuxley6748]

I’m from LA …years ago he was a joke He was the OG bro comedy. I don’t know one joke of his. Fuck him for betraying his friend and not letting him at least do 10 mins of his shit comedy

[@Ishbikes]

Stealing jokes now?

[@leospaceman2976]

@@Ishbikescan’t steal facts, you dope

[@fahkinlosah8469]

Hahahahahhahha

[@Spectrum0122]

As a hiphop fan the comedy world is so weird to me. So much gatekeepers and ego. Brendan should never admit he's bad at comedy just try and be better. Imagine if eminem said "nah, I can't perform at the shelter. I'm not there yet" cuck behaviour

[@warren1078]

It’s so fucked that Rogan filled his head that he could be a comedian, then won’t let him go to his venue😂

[@BaritonePapi]

Glad he’s at least becoming a little self aware. I’ll miss laughing at him for the wrong reasons

[@LarryDavid.blochain]

Brendans’ peak was when he was on TFATK where 1/500 of his chime ins were funny or funny because he said some dumb ish

[@SpenmoChins3]

This is a sad day for comedy 🎭 😔 Shulz will take his spot 😂

[@williamchristie9129]

Schulz is so much worse than Schaub and yet somehow wildly profitable... compare matt rife who has done a few funny things in his career

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@williamchristie9129 Like…?

[@JustinBlazzzee]

@@williamchristie9129Come on… I get it Schulz has become this annoying caricature version of his former self and he does constant insane over the top laughing but he’s funnier on his worst day than Shaub is on his best. Shaub is the worst stand up in America. Maybe in history.

[@UGLYSQUID]

Andrew is so obnoxious.

[@LesscoBranden]

Andrew aka the expert and smartest guy on every topic ? Andrew who had a terrible beta cuck woke Netflix special that was far worse than Gringo Papi. Andrew I’m grifting my political views while pretending I didn’t cuck the left wing narrative and parrot like a good boy? Andrew who’s bestie CTG has a court case involving a minor that he pleaded down to giving alcohol to a minor and now has a giant career and following? Yeah Andrew sucks and is way worse than Schaub

[@comet206]

there's more to comedy than just standup though. honestly schuab has the potential to be pretty funny in the right circumstances. with some good writing, i could see him doing some sketch comedy or something. i think rogan saw that potential in him early on. standup was just the wrong route for him

[@social_exe]

"How do you retire from something you were never even doing?" 😂😂😂

[@thepugilist4379]

“They filmed “The Gringo Papi” there…” - Steve-O

[@imageword5576]

he should make a documentary on it

[@apuapustaja1]

"Death by a thousand self-inflicted paper cuts" - Tony Hinchcliffe

[@johngoldsworthy7135]

Hopefully Steve o quits comedy next

[@thegrinderman1090]

​@@johngoldsworthy7135Steve-O's stand-up is bad, but he can just recount real things that happened, do a couple of stunts, and it's at least slightly entertaining. He doesn't need any real comedy skills. People like Bert Kreisher are far worse.

[@johnmillay6790]

​@@thegrinderman1090Steve o is a legend gtfo

[@RamnaViaz]

He definitely had one of the careers of all time.

[@E4T4]

dude was in the ufc and a comedian thats friends with Rogan. and still managed to fuck it historically

[@Dziaji]

No chance he is top 5k

[@davemieze9021]

12 years and he’s a millionaire from the biggest hack shit ever. Did he realize that people buy tickets just to watch the train wreck, and they find that funnier than his material?

[@Ryan83728]

Joe should let him perform once. They have all those losers on kill tony. Let the man do a tight 5 and let the crowd go wild. Everyone knows hes bad, its no secret, let the man do a set for the irony. Also looks like Brenden came off the TRT. Face looks leaner and hes less muscular.

[@christopherjeremiah60]

Yeah I can’t see a downside. Rogan takes that shit too seriously, I mean Brendan is hilarious whether he’s intentional or not.

[@genzcurmudgeon8037]

TRt makes your face fat?

[@Jack-cr6iw]

@@genzcurmudgeon8037where did he say or imply that?

[@genzcurmudgeon8037]

@@Jack-cr6iw Buddy said that his face looks leaner and said that may be from getting off TRT???? You ok man? 😂

[@She2D0pe]

Ozempic dur

[@constantravens4800]

Joe be like "Quit ufc" "Quit comedy" "Quit you" I get the whole premise setup and close I get it now lol

[@zmeicorp]

Joe made him quit fighting and now he made him quit "comedy"

[@thevelointhevale1132]

Telling a joke doesn't make you funny ... cold hard facts

[@adriankalitka3762]

Brendan Schaub is the type of guy to leave his turn signal on while driving but then turns it off when he wants to actually make a turn

[@E4T4]

damn youve taken notes from Brendans joke book bc that made no sense

[@adriankalitka3762]

@@E4T4 I guess you're just like Brendan and do the same thing

[@E4T4]

@@adriankalitka3762 youre not funny pal😂

[@E4T4]

@@adriankalitka3762 whats next a joke about a man who only opens his umbrella when its not raining and closes it when its starts raining?? hahahahhahahaha oh my fucking god how hilarious

[@adriankalitka3762]

@@E4T4 You're so cool. How can I be like you?

[@Sloimer]

As George Constanza said, you have to know when to go out on a high note.

[@jcc3333]

😂😂

[@mikeaurturo1412]

He rode that wave as long as possible

[@ball3677]

"Brendan Schaub is to comedy what Brendan Schaub is to MMA" killed me LOL 😂😂

[@smartstupidman]

RIP Bapa

[@holesawd18]

Dude should try for WWE as a heel. Perfect fit

[@WickerMahn]

He can be Santino Marella's long-lost relative, Brentino Marella

[@Rich_P_Anya]

It's the proper, shitty dumpster for him to throw himself away into

[@CalvinLangatMMA]

I like how you can tell that with your content it’s just pure commentary no hate. Always talk positively when they do something right as well bc you’re not rooting against them. I feel like that’s why alot of people have been enjoying this type of content

[@Rich_P_Anya]

Wtf

[@CalvinLangatMMA]

@@Rich_P_Anya I was drunk when I sent this comment out don’t judge me 😂😂

[@advint1773]

How can you retire from something you didn't do 😂😂😂😂😂 IL giggle at this line all day

[@isaacclark5833]

"the most funny thing he did his whole comedy career was retire" I'm rofl

[@Pastymeathead]

It’s “for the kiddos”

[@AboveEmAllProduction]

I loling and lolling I love lollis 😀

[@Lucentsky8]

What about the Texas residency? Bryan needed that 😂

[@JesseComments]

Also i love how casually he calls him brenda and brendan ahahahahaha i had to rewind a few times to see of he was saying brendan or brenda

[@sidlordoftheflames7318]

He's a rich kid who was always told he can do anything. And no one ever told him the truth. Do what you're good at, and work at what you love.

[@fuzzy8593]

Everyone, gather around the campfire, and listen to another wonderful tale from 2L2T.

[@MCRiddle859]

Seeing that picture of Brendan with the helmet and shades on half smiling makes me feel sorry for the guy. I hope he finds success and happiness somewhere that he's satisfied with.

[@TheBrandonDawson]

Bro on the cool I feel the same. All his friends gassed him up to do comedy then just kinda left him hanging. That pic in the car kinda got to me lol. Wish him the best.

[@dougthethug2]

Good take. I hate dogpile culture. Nobody deserves to feel that ostracized so hopefully he finds success elsewhere

[@dyyylllaannn]

Yeah the comedian friends honestly created the funniest thing in all of their careers by parading Brendan as a comedian lol

[@cbaileychamp]

Wholesome comment thread wtf. Yall some good people. I really am used to going on the internet and wishing miscarriages onto people but this shit make my butthole tingle

[@tyguy6296]

"Brendan Schaub is to comedy what Brendan Schaub is to MMA" holy shit I felt the aftershocks of that one landing

[@jackrackham9375]

Bert is taking No. 1 Spot

[@SkylerKingTW]

Jesus Christ why is nobody ever mentioning the fact that his mustache looks like it is trying to crawl away to one side of his face. Seriously, I first noticed it months ago and assumed it was a one time bad-mustache day or something. But it is actually getting steadily worse and more exaggerated. Yet, NOBODY seems to notice!?

[@glenndouglas8822]

Mike at redbar first noticed it. He as been on about it on his shows for years. Don't pretend you have not watched redbar 🙄 you are a joke stealer like Brendan 😂🤣

[@SkylerKingTW]

@@glenndouglas8822 no clue what redbar is...

[@glenndouglas8822]

@@SkylerKingTW yeah, yeah, yeah

[@SkylerKingTW]

@@glenndouglas8822 I'm getting strong Andrew Schulz vibes from you

[@glenndouglas8822]

@@SkylerKingTW No, I just don't like people who nick other people's jokes.

[@dalisllama]

- talked him out of his MMA career - talked him out of his comedy career Is Joe a toxic friend? Good or bad, let your friends do things they enjoy.

[@Cameron39829]

The problem with Joe is he's a self admitted idiot who's clearly just giving his opinion at the time on somthing and people put WAY to much weight on the things he has to say

[@GorgeouslyStupidThing]

Eh, Joe wasn't wrong. Brendan should open up a high end mechanic garage and get some great guys in there to do the work. He can meet the rich and famous and just schmooze all day.

[@darkstarhuxley6748]

Joe is the original TURD BRO of comedy. He smoked his first joint at 55 and thought his jokes were fresh while driving in his teslas on the 405 freeway. Joe Rogan use to be comedy store cringe before we all used that word

[@Monkey_11]

It’s literally for the best in both situations.

[@blakemarkowski3794]

Brother shout out to you because I stg you upload at such a nice consistent pace I always listen during work

[@SephirothPhenyx]

IM ROLLING AND ITS 17 SECONDS IN. YOU LEGEND LMFAO

[@Cerase0]

Joe not letting brenden perform at his club…after convincing him to quit fighting and take up comedy had to say a lot to brenden

[@ChristmasCrybaby]

God fucking dammit, I truly wanted that 3rd special. What coulda been, bapa. We were robbed of true mediocrity

[@closinginonclosure]

1:39 "PLAYING the Mothership" Lol. I find it funny when certain comedians say they "playing" or "played" a show. D'elia says it a lot. It's like they want to sound like rockstars or something. Musicians PLAY songs. They play instruments. What does a comedian "play"? Their voice? But that's just called talking. They perform comedy at most. They tell jokes. Lol

[@whiltoecardhonian3054]

“I don’t deserve to be at the mothership” Dude, it’s just a building. These comedians are ruining comedy by turning it into a cult, all of them are doing it. It’s a tool that can be used by anyone in any scenario, that’s the point of comedy

[@brandonlee-ev2dj]

i get the schaub hate is funny but while everyone was shitting on this guy this week his daughter had to get life threatening surgery and almost died...big reason why he quit

[@JohnDoe-pc9qf]

You should do a full video on the Joey Diaz meltdown where he was threatening to literally kill people over jokes they made about him. It was one of the most psychotic outbursts I've ever seen from someone of his ilk, truly- it was bizarre. I'm sure you know exactly what I'm talking about, I think you briefly covered it recently but it deserves a full video. Going after someone ultra popular like him will only be good for you, it will only bring attention to your channel. Quite frankly Joey deserves it man.

[@E4T4]

how does one comment need a full vid. what the fuck is there to say about 10 words. milking shit isnt really the way to go

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

What happened man can you fill me in?

[@Titan_22_]

He did do a video on that already lol

[@shannon9981]

@JohnDoe-pc9qf He does in this kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXWnp6Gges1_prMfeature=shared

[@kampiz7361]

Joey has tons of comedy wisdom so hearing him run interference for Bapa over and over again was baffling.

[@jimmymetal713]

Congrats on the 200k+ subs, you have more subs than some comedians podcast. This is not an easy task! Again congrats 🎉

[@nancykillsyou]

“I’ve been hustling for 12 years.” - Brendan Schaub, 40

[@CaptainSalazar69]

Been waiting on this video since the announcement 😂😂🎉🎉🎉 this year is looking good for comedy

[@Underwoods2000]

Dude. I’m loving these frequent uploads. Keep up the good work if you can. Loving your patreon content too

[@theblow3233]

You love frequent uploads of loser obsessing over community of comics, putting themselves out there, trying and failing at things you don’t have the balls to try? It’s cause you’re gay.

[@mohammedalnahyan4604]

0:03 LOL last line of defense indeed

[@goonie6610]

He's not even a car person....why did he think that would work lmao

[@TheElbowMerchant]

The Homeless Cats are going to starve without Schaub feeding them! Someone call the Humane Society!

[@PuffSteet]

2lazy is the only thing I put on when I’m high, it’s the only thing I can watch without getting paranoid. Thank you lazy

[@theblow3233]

So, you get high and watch a channel dedicated to commentating on better men trying a failing, you’re gay.

[@bigpapisosa7097]

You should probably chill on that shit if you're getting paranoid like that lol

[@leospaceman2976]

Quit being a pothead poor

[@therealkingopossum2935]

Could be a underlying mental issue

[@glenndouglas8822]

It's not the drugs pal, it's you. It sounds like you have mental health problems dailymale.

[@stephenm3470]

This is devastating to me petsonally. I always took brendan schaubs persistence as a life lesson, i honestly hope he keeps grinding and keep trying to get better.

[@Archie_]

GOAT intro “Our last line of defence lost a member and now we are only down to 999 of them” 😂😂😂

[@deviantlifex]

I lmao

[@jaymatthews9324]

If Brendan announced that he was quitting comedy, but kept working on it on the down-low, at open-mics in small clubs, for 10 years, he could probably produce a special that's 10% better than Gringo Papi

[@Dinorantsandraves]

Dunkin on bapa is fun nd all but seriously lets congratulate him on making a mature and level headed decision.

[@jasonolinger7585]

at the end of the day. Brendan has taken more risks in his life than 99% of people, probably more than that to be honest. The people that are constantly making negative comments about him, or mostly people that are unhappy and take no risks in their own lives.

[@stevenman013]

He talked down to his own listenership, he brought it all on himself

[@Goobtard]

Cope. Rogan thinks Brendan sucks at comedy too, won't let him perform at the mothership and trashed his comedy special. I guess Rogan is just a sad, loser hater too huh ?

[@killyourego1185]

Nah it's just funny..

[@jasonolinger7585]

I never said that Brendan was not a D bag. What I’m saying is that the majority of people who make negative comments about him, are not doing well in their personal lives.

[@killyourego1185]

@@jasonolinger7585 And you just know every commenters life status..Assuming anyone that criticizes someone is not doing well. Pretty lame hypothesis.

[@Aus10march]

I think Brendan would be a really good UFC commentator

[@BatCaveOz]

I once tore my Achilles tendon while trail running and had to crawl for an hour, in horrible pain to get to my car, and eventually to a hospital. It was less painfull than watching Gringo Papi.

[@Screamfancast]

Brian Holtzman is a regular at comedy mothership. Brenda never got an invite. Let that sink in

[@Widderic]

That comment section is prosperous mining vein, so many precious gems in there.

[@sluhgo]

Yoo review Fishtank season 2 my brother! Btw great video

[@jagggd]

Couldn't ask for better news today I really needed this

[@checksoverstripes2498]

But now who do we get to make fun of? This is terrible news

[@sl0thbag]

He said he's still going to do local spots. Didn't sound like he's quitting

[@TheAlphaLegionnaire]

Reminds me of when Joe Rohan sat him down and told him to quit fighting. I wonder if Travis Browne sat him down and told him to quit comedy lmao

[@burtturdison4445]

Not too many people tanked 2 careers so hard.

[@pearsyyyyy1014]

Joe's the real villain of bapas story which makes sense when you consider he doesn't understand comedy

[@darkstarhuxley6748]

JOE ROGAN the OG of TURD BRO comics

[@dyyylllaannn]

Rogan one of the worst to ever do it

[@plutoniumzeppelin8164]

When Schaub announced his upcoming Austin and Nashville shows on the JRE Fight Companion I knew no one was going to buy tickets and he was going to cancel

[@hectorg5809]

He canceled those shows because his 2 month old daughter needed emergency surgery at Los Angeles Children's

[@GeoffStGeoff]

​@@hectorg5809Brendan?

[@OneOranges]

Who needs the mothership when you have the step mothership

[@TRexMorgan]

He's great on podcasts for the most part. He's at least got that.

[@danl1545]

HONEY COME HERE! 2LAZY JUST DROPPED A NEW VIDEO!!!!

[@celticsole7542]

Katt said “joe has 6 comedians he tryna push out that have never been funny” 1 down 5 to go

[@michaelj6392]

Schaub is so low on the totem pole, I don’t even think he was talking about him.

[@celticsole7542]

@@michaelj6392 who do you think he was talking about? iv got ari, schaub, tom, Bert, tim dillon and schultz…in non particular order

[@jonjaime]

​@@celticsole7542not Tim Dillon but Bryan Callen

[@celticsole7542]

@@jonjaime yeah good call suppose Tim was funny once before his ego took off

[@tribex11]

I can imagine Joe having almost the exact conversation with Brendan about quitting comedy and not getting a spot in his club as he did with the him in the infamous quit the UFC convo

[@justintaylor9458]

Was a football player, wanted to be a football player his whole life. Was a UFC fighter, wanted to be a fighter his whole life. Was a comic, wanted to be a standup his whole life. Does a show about cars and tuning, has been into cars and tuning his whole life. Turbos, blowers, superchargers. Gimme the drill so I can put these lugnuts on, B.

[@adampryor4662]

Rogan should be brought up on charges for talking Brendan out of MMA and into comedy. He wasn't the greatest fighter but he had WAY more potential there than he ever could in comedy.

[@Jknxe]

Especially considering how Travis Brown and Cain Velasquez were considered impossible obstacles for him who fell off immediately afterwards for various reasons

[@adampryor4662]

@@Jknxe the guy knocked out Mirko Cro Cop. That's almost the equivalent of being funnier than Kat William's

[@horichuy6254]

@@adampryor4662not really. He was already 36 . He was strong like a donkey but that’s it . Just ask Joe Rogan about it .

[@adampryor4662]

@@horichuy6254 Rogan confronted him at 30 and he retired at 31, which is still young enough to compete. Don't have your facts