The funniest shit ever is Amazon Prime had his comedy special listed under the horror genre for a full year. True story.
@TheMillieSmalls6 ай бұрын
Omfg. Someone behind the scenes over there is a homeless cat. Thats hilarious in inny facet
@Toxodos6 ай бұрын
lmao who needs punchlines if you are one
@AlmostAndre7776 ай бұрын
😂😅😂😅
@Unvaccinated696 ай бұрын
That's funnier than any of his jokes
@TheDailyWisecrack6 ай бұрын
There is no way lol😂😂
@vangoghsseveredear6 ай бұрын
Joe telling Bapa to do comedy and then not let him do a set at his venue is so funny.
@bigthetruth29956 ай бұрын
That was a dick move
@Faz15-qu2jn6 ай бұрын
@@bigthetruth2995nah, it's like creating a team and leaving the weak link out. Too many good comedians to fill the stage there.
@ANTIStraussian6 ай бұрын
@@bigthetruth2995mothership sold out for 2 years into the future. So you would basically buy tickets for a day and show up and a random comedian would walk out. If I waited 7 months, flew to Austin, ubered from the hotel room and Schaub walked out I'd be furious.
@danle70226 ай бұрын
rogan got that dawg
@ls_8126 ай бұрын
@@bigthetruth2995a dick move would be to pump his head full of more shit and let him get up there! Joe is being a real friend by keeping him from getting his head beat in and UFC which he wasn't quite as that level.
@King_JappyJoe6 ай бұрын
I honestly can't believe Rogan blackballed one of his "best friends" from his own club 😂😂😂
@Pastymeathead6 ай бұрын
Such a great friend, B. Some would the bestest
@VagPoop_6 ай бұрын
maybe Joe actually is a comedian b/c that is hilarious
@DiviAugusti6 ай бұрын
Especially one he convinced to do standup.
@itsv1p3r6 ай бұрын
@@DiviAugustiespecially since joe isnt exactly leagues ahead of brendan when it comes to comedy.
@deadlifefr6 ай бұрын
@@itsv1p3r he kind of is. Despite him having poor delivery with bland and witless jokes atleast he can be funny. Schaubs standup is just painful to watch.
@burkhartlaw16 ай бұрын
“I’ve been hustling for 12 years now.” Brother, I have terrible news for you. I have been busting my ass for 23 years with no end in sight.
@Pastymeathead6 ай бұрын
Hustling for 12 years… lmfao. Meanwhile his rich dad pays for everything. It doesn’t matter if he fails; he has a golden safety net. Bapa can be a quitter because there’s no consequences. He doesn’t have to worry about being homeless or not being able to pay bills. Such a rough life of dark web Addies, baddies, and clout chasing. It’s gotta be rough for him🙄
@johnolmos86706 ай бұрын
Yeah all the rich kids get to do whatever they want with their lives
@Rich_P_Anya6 ай бұрын
I was thinking the exact thing.
@joshpowell47956 ай бұрын
@@johnolmos8670make something for yourself and stop making excuses brother, your life is shit because you continue to live the same life everyday👍🏼
@johnolmos86706 ай бұрын
@@joshpowell4795 bullshit you can work as hard as you want but your boss will be a rich kid that had everything handed to them. Trust me I work full time at a very strenuous job. The system is set up to keep you poor and consuming so those in power are getting richer off of your efforts. If you say no then you are the one in power extorting those under you.
@CH3FFI36 ай бұрын
Katt Williams claims another scalp.
@Just.Arguing6 ай бұрын
This was gonna happen anyway let's be real
@tomrutter16376 ай бұрын
Year of the Katt
@ANTIStraussian6 ай бұрын
Katt wasn't talking about me he meant the other guys ❌️ Katt wasn't talking about me I'm just on there as a UFC guy not a Comedian ✅️
@r.rodriguez49916 ай бұрын
@@Just.ArguingSeriously. People are starting to think Katt is Jesus.
@CannibalOX996 ай бұрын
@@r.rodriguez4991For real 😂
@Tattootin6 ай бұрын
wtf are we gonna talk about now? I’m counting the days till Tom gets caught for being a serial killer, but I can see it in his eyes… he won’t be caught for a while. Shucks…
@E4T46 ай бұрын
he'll divorce with his wife soon probably if nothing else comes up
@afriendorfoe6 ай бұрын
@@E4T4 honestly I think him and Christina will divorce. She's been kind of dropping how he's not really home at all with his kids.
@E4T46 ай бұрын
@@afriendorfoe damn thats fucked up. when I first started hearing abt Tom I thought he was a nice funny guy but in reality hes a piece of shit and probably only cares about himself at this point
@darktirkd73956 ай бұрын
@@afriendorfoe he has pretty blatant about his side-chick. I think someone will rub it in her face until she has had enough
@ANTIStraussian6 ай бұрын
Tune Town
@mnemonichotpocket6 ай бұрын
"Walg mi to muh trugg" - Schaub Never forget.
@lawnside825 ай бұрын
Diceyyyyyyy - also schaub
@jimmybags65985 ай бұрын
@@lawnside82 some would say the diciest
@lawnside825 ай бұрын
@@jimmybags6598 thiccccc boy 🤣
@HCG5 ай бұрын
TRUGG WALG
@mnemonichotpocket5 ай бұрын
It's like he stole that line "Suck me beautiful" from American Pie, but he Schaubified it to "Wan walg mi tuh mi trugg?"
@GrantWood.6 ай бұрын
Brendan is an unappreciated genius - he’s made a career being so bad at comedy that it’s hilarious.
@davozz22016 ай бұрын
He’s “The Room” of standup comedy !! 😂
@spence0086 ай бұрын
i think brenda would be like 43% funnier if only he made fun of himself and didn't take himself so seriously
@dangusmomangus30036 ай бұрын
this is why athletes have a hard time being truely funny. they are conditioned to think they are the shit constantly.
@Taylor-tb8wz6 ай бұрын
@@dangusmomangus3003 Kinda off subject but it’s the same with military. You’re told that you’re “the 1%” and have to take everything seriously. So hard to snap out of it and act like a normal human being again after. I see all the vets on yt taking themselves way too seriously and then realize that I’m probably the same and that I enjoyed life way more before joining. I feel like I’m actively trying hard to not try.
@alejandroman1876 ай бұрын
True. I saw a show at the comedy store in 2016 Rogan, Callen, Bravo, Delia and Schaub where there. He was alright and people in crowd were into his set.
@OG-uq9yb6 ай бұрын
@@dangusmomangus3003I also agree. Some folks need a reality check
@OG-uq9yb6 ай бұрын
Yeah he’s got a big ego and very little understanding about comedy. You can’t just go up on stage and be funny. There’s a lot of work involved. The brainstorming, the writing and the delivery and bombing a LOT.
@Indybone6 ай бұрын
That’s some dicey, dicey news. RIP to the GOAT
@FirstUsername6 ай бұрын
watch the video before leaving a dumb comment
@Flipindabird236 ай бұрын
I actually started saying “dicey dicey” unironically. I kind of don’t hate it
@connerturley1106 ай бұрын
@@FirstUsername Bro 💀
@DMVGREY6 ай бұрын
@@FirstUsernameyou have a drake pfp
@b14ker146 ай бұрын
Way to remove my comment pssy flakes
@rhysmorgan90496 ай бұрын
The fact he thought he’d sell tickets in the UK is bold to say the least
@samholdsworth4205 ай бұрын
His mother is English 😂
@URLforme6 ай бұрын
"The last line of defense" is becoming funnier and funnier 😂
@OtisMoto6 ай бұрын
He will now try his hand at astrophysics.
@ModMax696 ай бұрын
asshol3 fistics
@Dziaji6 ай бұрын
How did you come up with asshole fistics. Too funny. Lol
@CRFLAus6 ай бұрын
Talmbout Neil The Grass Tyson b?
@dicksuckley81026 ай бұрын
@@ModMax69nice 😂
@GorgeouslyStupidThing6 ай бұрын
The Forest Gumptiness he has will probably make him think it's possible. Katt was for sure right about a bunch of nunces around Joe. And, Joe's one of 'em.
@DobbyTheGamer6 ай бұрын
"Our last line of defense lost a member" LMAOOOOO 😂
@SmokeymcJoint4206 ай бұрын
Only 999 left.
@mateah836 ай бұрын
meaning freedom of speech will be that much harder to defend hence why it is a sad day that we lost one of our last line of defense, i bet theres not one eye dry left in the comments.from laughing@@SmokeymcJoint420
@DiviAugusti6 ай бұрын
Most epic opening for one of these.
@gustavthegreat28116 ай бұрын
2Lazy is getting better and better
@beerus1016 ай бұрын
What a blow!
@deftones87176 ай бұрын
“Our last line of defense lost a member.” hahaha
@DayMedia19906 ай бұрын
He very clearly didn't say he was done with stand up.
@GluedBarstool5 ай бұрын
Lmao yeah what the fuck. He just said he’s not going to travel outside of Cali for standup for now Never once said he’s quitting 😂
@reforcedrs4 ай бұрын
he been canceling shows & doing no type of traction. why tf would he stay in stand up lol
@DayMedia19904 ай бұрын
@@reforcedrs Cause he likes it. He came in the game hot because of his podcast and he's cooled off. He was at a higher level then he deserved to be at. Does that mean he should quit?
@Mitch1890226 ай бұрын
The balls on rogan to critique someone else’s comedy
@LeastWantedOfficial6 ай бұрын
He’s so much better at podcasting.. stand up not so much
@TheBrandonDawson6 ай бұрын
Never understood the dickriding for his podcast either. A podcast is one of the least skill demanding things imaginable.
@tunelowplayslow56236 ай бұрын
Was* @@LeastWantedOfficial
@diddlez26 ай бұрын
He's so lucky he got into podcasting so early on because thats the only reason he sells tickets. His standup is just a step above Brendan's.
@michaelweems6796 ай бұрын
Joe's standup is not funny. At all.
@germcrazyshokoff36236 ай бұрын
Retiring at the top is overrated. Funny.
@hunter125556 ай бұрын
2 lazy is hilarious with the sarcasm lmao
@michaelturley34576 ай бұрын
Who y’all think has the worst comedian champ belt now? Two way tie for me with Andrew Schulz and Bert.
@vinnievega98436 ай бұрын
@michaelturley3457 throw Tom in there
@dogecoin16926 ай бұрын
It’s honestly sad. He did his specials way to early. I’ve seen multiple comedians say it takes 10-15 years for a comedian to get good. He jus thumped the gun and let himself look like a fool. Even worse, rather then just work hard at it for years, he’s just gonna give up
@DHGxMcFlurry6 ай бұрын
@@michaelturley3457 Schulz at least says different things. Bert repeats the same stories over and over
@BrendyNew6 ай бұрын
Joe made him then broke him
@KaotikArtPurrps6 ай бұрын
First his football career, then his mma career and now his comedy career?! My god is there nothing this man can’t fail at!!
@Rich_P_Anya6 ай бұрын
And yet he still is extremely wealthy. What a country we live in.
@tacotruck25956 ай бұрын
@@Rich_P_Anya well he might “fail” but he gets far enough to reach some fame and influence. That’s all you need to get a few deals.
@louismontoya74376 ай бұрын
@@Rich_P_Anya So was Epstein.
@lawnside825 ай бұрын
Drifting…that auto channel.
@gabepleasepls6 ай бұрын
The day laughter came back
@user-to9lk8ix6h6 ай бұрын
Does anybody remember laughter?
@bap94166 ай бұрын
There’s a lot more that have to go for that
@redlightmax6 ай бұрын
0:10 The day the laughter lived.
@mrjuanderfuI6 ай бұрын
Good movie title
@IbrahimMuhammad_1146 ай бұрын
Passing the torch to tom segura
@CSorgini6 ай бұрын
Ya know Other than the slight narcisism tom isnt THAT bad, bert however…
@Duledule244226 ай бұрын
@@CSorginiBert would fart on the torch
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns6 ай бұрын
Tom's shiddyness is only recent. Bert has been a lifelong pro.
@IbrahimMuhammad_1146 ай бұрын
@@CSorginitom is pretty unfunny like never once even thought anything he said was funny, let alone laugh
@LK-em1bv6 ай бұрын
They both suck but in different ways
@cameronpeterson59616 ай бұрын
He doesn’t “think” he’s not good enough, he was “told” he’s not good enough. Him explaining it as if he wasn’t specifically told no was hilarious 😂
@blahblahblah63786 ай бұрын
"how do you retire from something you weren't doing?" Well said 🍻
@LookSpec6 ай бұрын
we need Schulz to retire next
@darkstarhuxley67486 ай бұрын
I’d go to a BS show over Schulz laffy lame ass
@eatshit89076 ай бұрын
Bert first.
@AssassinFemme6 ай бұрын
I've seen his standup. He was hilarious
@animegopher6 ай бұрын
Schultz stand-up is great. His podcast? Ehhh, not so much. He HAS to be the funniest guy in the room. Which is fine when performing stand-up. That's expected. But his podcast is definitely awful and sheds a lot of light onto who he is as a person.
@FuzzyButtCheese6 ай бұрын
@@eatshit8907neither of them are comedians.. . 😂
@ParallelNewsNetwork6 ай бұрын
I think it’s time that Kat Williams went on JRE and had the “You’d be surprised” talk… with Joe.
@Inbraneinthememsane6 ай бұрын
Katt isn’t funny himself
@peterparker34096 ай бұрын
@@Inbraneinthememsane bruh Katt said Cedric looks like a walrus
@Inbraneinthememsane6 ай бұрын
@@TB-qz4uz dunno man - saw his last major special - pretty mediocre if you ask me I am not saying I don’t like him or that he isn’t right about this whole comedian clique - I just don’t think he’s so funny himself
@Inbraneinthememsane6 ай бұрын
@@peterparker3409 so?
@gustavkrklec20776 ай бұрын
I've never heard 2lazy2try so enthusiastic
@davidtierney36156 ай бұрын
I mean the guy blamed inflation for cancelling his European tour, I checked the tickets daily for Dublin and he just wasn’t selling 😂
@sk8r4lifedd6 ай бұрын
“Oh brother this guy stiinksss!!!”
@BuckScrotumn6 ай бұрын
The other person who shouldn’t be allowed to perform at Joe Rogan’s club is Joe Rogan.
@GorgeouslyStupidThing6 ай бұрын
Lolololol
@darkstarhuxley67486 ай бұрын
I’m from LA …years ago he was a joke He was the OG bro comedy. I don’t know one joke of his. Fuck him for betraying his friend and not letting him at least do 10 mins of his shit comedy
@Ishbikes6 ай бұрын
Stealing jokes now?
@leospaceman29766 ай бұрын
@@Ishbikescan’t steal facts, you dope
@fahkinlosah84696 ай бұрын
Hahahahahhahha
@Spectrum01226 ай бұрын
As a hiphop fan the comedy world is so weird to me. So much gatekeepers and ego. Brendan should never admit he's bad at comedy just try and be better. Imagine if eminem said "nah, I can't perform at the shelter. I'm not there yet" cuck behaviour
@warren10786 ай бұрын
It’s so fucked that Rogan filled his head that he could be a comedian, then won’t let him go to his venue😂
@BaritonePapi6 ай бұрын
Glad he’s at least becoming a little self aware. I’ll miss laughing at him for the wrong reasons
@LarryDavid.blochain6 ай бұрын
Brendans’ peak was when he was on TFATK where 1/500 of his chime ins were funny or funny because he said some dumb ish
@SpenmoChins36 ай бұрын
This is a sad day for comedy 🎭 😔 Shulz will take his spot 😂
@williamchristie91296 ай бұрын
Schulz is so much worse than Schaub and yet somehow wildly profitable... compare matt rife who has done a few funny things in his career
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access6 ай бұрын
@@williamchristie9129 Like…?
@JustinBlazzzee6 ай бұрын
@@williamchristie9129Come on… I get it Schulz has become this annoying caricature version of his former self and he does constant insane over the top laughing but he’s funnier on his worst day than Shaub is on his best. Shaub is the worst stand up in America. Maybe in history.
@UGLYSQUID6 ай бұрын
Andrew is so obnoxious.
@LesscoBranden6 ай бұрын
Andrew aka the expert and smartest guy on every topic ? Andrew who had a terrible beta cuck woke Netflix special that was far worse than Gringo Papi. Andrew I’m grifting my political views while pretending I didn’t cuck the left wing narrative and parrot like a good boy? Andrew who’s bestie CTG has a court case involving a minor that he pleaded down to giving alcohol to a minor and now has a giant career and following? Yeah Andrew sucks and is way worse than Schaub
@comet2066 ай бұрын
there's more to comedy than just standup though. honestly schuab has the potential to be pretty funny in the right circumstances. with some good writing, i could see him doing some sketch comedy or something. i think rogan saw that potential in him early on. standup was just the wrong route for him
@social_exe6 ай бұрын
"How do you retire from something you were never even doing?" 😂😂😂
@thepugilist43796 ай бұрын
“They filmed “The Gringo Papi” there…” - Steve-O
@imageword55766 ай бұрын
he should make a documentary on it
@apuapustaja16 ай бұрын
"Death by a thousand self-inflicted paper cuts" - Tony Hinchcliffe
@johngoldsworthy71356 ай бұрын
Hopefully Steve o quits comedy next
@thegrinderman10906 ай бұрын
@@johngoldsworthy7135Steve-O's stand-up is bad, but he can just recount real things that happened, do a couple of stunts, and it's at least slightly entertaining. He doesn't need any real comedy skills. People like Bert Kreisher are far worse.
@johnmillay67906 ай бұрын
@@thegrinderman1090Steve o is a legend gtfo
@RamnaViaz6 ай бұрын
He definitely had one of the careers of all time.
@E4T46 ай бұрын
dude was in the ufc and a comedian thats friends with Rogan. and still managed to fuck it historically
@Dziaji6 ай бұрын
No chance he is top 5k
@davemieze90216 ай бұрын
12 years and he’s a millionaire from the biggest hack shit ever. Did he realize that people buy tickets just to watch the train wreck, and they find that funnier than his material?
@Ryan837286 ай бұрын
Joe should let him perform once. They have all those losers on kill tony. Let the man do a tight 5 and let the crowd go wild. Everyone knows hes bad, its no secret, let the man do a set for the irony. Also looks like Brenden came off the TRT. Face looks leaner and hes less muscular.
@christopherjeremiah606 ай бұрын
Yeah I can’t see a downside. Rogan takes that shit too seriously, I mean Brendan is hilarious whether he’s intentional or not.
@genzcurmudgeon80376 ай бұрын
TRt makes your face fat?
@Jack-cr6iw6 ай бұрын
@@genzcurmudgeon8037where did he say or imply that?
@genzcurmudgeon80376 ай бұрын
@@Jack-cr6iw Buddy said that his face looks leaner and said that may be from getting off TRT???? You ok man? 😂
@She2D0pe6 ай бұрын
Ozempic dur
@constantravens48006 ай бұрын
Joe be like "Quit ufc" "Quit comedy" "Quit you" I get the whole premise setup and close I get it now lol
@zmeicorp6 ай бұрын
Joe made him quit fighting and now he made him quit "comedy"
@thevelointhevale11326 ай бұрын
Telling a joke doesn't make you funny ... cold hard facts
@adriankalitka37626 ай бұрын
Brendan Schaub is the type of guy to leave his turn signal on while driving but then turns it off when he wants to actually make a turn
@E4T46 ай бұрын
damn youve taken notes from Brendans joke book bc that made no sense
@adriankalitka37626 ай бұрын
@@E4T4 I guess you're just like Brendan and do the same thing
@E4T46 ай бұрын
@@adriankalitka3762 youre not funny pal😂
@E4T46 ай бұрын
@@adriankalitka3762 whats next a joke about a man who only opens his umbrella when its not raining and closes it when its starts raining?? hahahahhahahaha oh my fucking god how hilarious
@adriankalitka37626 ай бұрын
@@E4T4 You're so cool. How can I be like you?
@Sloimer6 ай бұрын
As George Constanza said, you have to know when to go out on a high note.
@jcc33336 ай бұрын
😂😂
@mikeaurturo14126 ай бұрын
He rode that wave as long as possible
@ball36776 ай бұрын
"Brendan Schaub is to comedy what Brendan Schaub is to MMA" killed me LOL 😂😂
@smartstupidman6 ай бұрын
RIP Bapa
@holesawd186 ай бұрын
Dude should try for WWE as a heel. Perfect fit
@WickerMahn6 ай бұрын
He can be Santino Marella's long-lost relative, Brentino Marella
@Rich_P_Anya6 ай бұрын
It's the proper, shitty dumpster for him to throw himself away into
@CalvinLangatMMA6 ай бұрын
I like how you can tell that with your content it’s just pure commentary no hate. Always talk positively when they do something right as well bc you’re not rooting against them. I feel like that’s why alot of people have been enjoying this type of content
@Rich_P_Anya6 ай бұрын
Wtf
@CalvinLangatMMA6 ай бұрын
@@Rich_P_Anya I was drunk when I sent this comment out don’t judge me 😂😂
@advint17736 ай бұрын
How can you retire from something you didn't do 😂😂😂😂😂 IL giggle at this line all day
@isaacclark58336 ай бұрын
"the most funny thing he did his whole comedy career was retire" I'm rofl
@Pastymeathead6 ай бұрын
It’s “for the kiddos”
@AboveEmAllProduction6 ай бұрын
I loling and lolling I love lollis 😀
@Lucentsky86 ай бұрын
What about the Texas residency? Bryan needed that 😂
@JesseComments6 ай бұрын
Also i love how casually he calls him brenda and brendan ahahahahaha i had to rewind a few times to see of he was saying brendan or brenda
@sidlordoftheflames73186 ай бұрын
He's a rich kid who was always told he can do anything. And no one ever told him the truth. Do what you're good at, and work at what you love.
@fuzzy85936 ай бұрын
Everyone, gather around the campfire, and listen to another wonderful tale from 2L2T.
@MCRiddle8596 ай бұрын
Seeing that picture of Brendan with the helmet and shades on half smiling makes me feel sorry for the guy. I hope he finds success and happiness somewhere that he's satisfied with.
@TheBrandonDawson6 ай бұрын
Bro on the cool I feel the same. All his friends gassed him up to do comedy then just kinda left him hanging. That pic in the car kinda got to me lol. Wish him the best.
@dougthethug26 ай бұрын
Good take. I hate dogpile culture. Nobody deserves to feel that ostracized so hopefully he finds success elsewhere
@dyyylllaannn6 ай бұрын
Yeah the comedian friends honestly created the funniest thing in all of their careers by parading Brendan as a comedian lol
@cbaileychamp6 ай бұрын
Wholesome comment thread wtf. Yall some good people. I really am used to going on the internet and wishing miscarriages onto people but this shit make my butthole tingle
@tyguy62966 ай бұрын
"Brendan Schaub is to comedy what Brendan Schaub is to MMA" holy shit I felt the aftershocks of that one landing
@jackrackham93756 ай бұрын
Bert is taking No. 1 Spot
@SkylerKingTW6 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ why is nobody ever mentioning the fact that his mustache looks like it is trying to crawl away to one side of his face. Seriously, I first noticed it months ago and assumed it was a one time bad-mustache day or something. But it is actually getting steadily worse and more exaggerated. Yet, NOBODY seems to notice!?
@glenndouglas88226 ай бұрын
Mike at redbar first noticed it. He as been on about it on his shows for years. Don't pretend you have not watched redbar 🙄 you are a joke stealer like Brendan 😂🤣
@SkylerKingTW6 ай бұрын
@@glenndouglas8822 no clue what redbar is...
@glenndouglas88226 ай бұрын
@@SkylerKingTW yeah, yeah, yeah
@SkylerKingTW6 ай бұрын
@@glenndouglas8822 I'm getting strong Andrew Schulz vibes from you
@glenndouglas88226 ай бұрын
@@SkylerKingTW No, I just don't like people who nick other people's jokes.
@dalisllama6 ай бұрын
- talked him out of his MMA career - talked him out of his comedy career Is Joe a toxic friend? Good or bad, let your friends do things they enjoy.
@Cameron398296 ай бұрын
The problem with Joe is he's a self admitted idiot who's clearly just giving his opinion at the time on somthing and people put WAY to much weight on the things he has to say
@GorgeouslyStupidThing6 ай бұрын
Eh, Joe wasn't wrong. Brendan should open up a high end mechanic garage and get some great guys in there to do the work. He can meet the rich and famous and just schmooze all day.
@darkstarhuxley67486 ай бұрын
Joe is the original TURD BRO of comedy. He smoked his first joint at 55 and thought his jokes were fresh while driving in his teslas on the 405 freeway. Joe Rogan use to be comedy store cringe before we all used that word
@Monkey_116 ай бұрын
It’s literally for the best in both situations.
@blakemarkowski37946 ай бұрын
Brother shout out to you because I stg you upload at such a nice consistent pace I always listen during work
@SephirothPhenyx6 ай бұрын
IM ROLLING AND ITS 17 SECONDS IN. YOU LEGEND LMFAO
@Cerase06 ай бұрын
Joe not letting brenden perform at his club…after convincing him to quit fighting and take up comedy had to say a lot to brenden
@ChristmasCrybaby6 ай бұрын
God fucking dammit, I truly wanted that 3rd special. What coulda been, bapa. We were robbed of true mediocrity
@closinginonclosure6 ай бұрын
1:39 "PLAYING the Mothership" Lol. I find it funny when certain comedians say they "playing" or "played" a show. D'elia says it a lot. It's like they want to sound like rockstars or something. Musicians PLAY songs. They play instruments. What does a comedian "play"? Their voice? But that's just called talking. They perform comedy at most. They tell jokes. Lol
@whiltoecardhonian30546 ай бұрын
“I don’t deserve to be at the mothership” Dude, it’s just a building. These comedians are ruining comedy by turning it into a cult, all of them are doing it. It’s a tool that can be used by anyone in any scenario, that’s the point of comedy
@brandonlee-ev2dj6 ай бұрын
i get the schaub hate is funny but while everyone was shitting on this guy this week his daughter had to get life threatening surgery and almost died...big reason why he quit
@JohnDoe-pc9qf6 ай бұрын
You should do a full video on the Joey Diaz meltdown where he was threatening to literally kill people over jokes they made about him. It was one of the most psychotic outbursts I've ever seen from someone of his ilk, truly- it was bizarre. I'm sure you know exactly what I'm talking about, I think you briefly covered it recently but it deserves a full video. Going after someone ultra popular like him will only be good for you, it will only bring attention to your channel. Quite frankly Joey deserves it man.
@E4T46 ай бұрын
how does one comment need a full vid. what the fuck is there to say about 10 words. milking shit isnt really the way to go
@WaffleHouseBandit6 ай бұрын
What happened man can you fill me in?
@Titan_22_6 ай бұрын
He did do a video on that already lol
@shannon99816 ай бұрын
@JohnDoe-pc9qf He does in this kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXWnp6Gges1_prMfeature=shared
@kampiz73616 ай бұрын
Joey has tons of comedy wisdom so hearing him run interference for Bapa over and over again was baffling.
@jimmymetal7136 ай бұрын
Congrats on the 200k+ subs, you have more subs than some comedians podcast. This is not an easy task! Again congrats 🎉
@nancykillsyou6 ай бұрын
“I’ve been hustling for 12 years.” - Brendan Schaub, 40
@CaptainSalazar696 ай бұрын
Been waiting on this video since the announcement 😂😂🎉🎉🎉 this year is looking good for comedy
@Underwoods20006 ай бұрын
Dude. I’m loving these frequent uploads. Keep up the good work if you can. Loving your patreon content too
@theblow32336 ай бұрын
You love frequent uploads of loser obsessing over community of comics, putting themselves out there, trying and failing at things you don’t have the balls to try? It’s cause you’re gay.
@mohammedalnahyan46046 ай бұрын
0:03 LOL last line of defense indeed
@goonie66106 ай бұрын
He's not even a car person....why did he think that would work lmao
@TheElbowMerchant6 ай бұрын
The Homeless Cats are going to starve without Schaub feeding them! Someone call the Humane Society!
@PuffSteet6 ай бұрын
2lazy is the only thing I put on when I’m high, it’s the only thing I can watch without getting paranoid. Thank you lazy
@theblow32336 ай бұрын
So, you get high and watch a channel dedicated to commentating on better men trying a failing, you’re gay.
@bigpapisosa70976 ай бұрын
You should probably chill on that shit if you're getting paranoid like that lol
@leospaceman29766 ай бұрын
Quit being a pothead poor
@therealkingopossum29356 ай бұрын
Could be a underlying mental issue
@glenndouglas88226 ай бұрын
It's not the drugs pal, it's you. It sounds like you have mental health problems dailymale.
@stephenm34706 ай бұрын
This is devastating to me petsonally. I always took brendan schaubs persistence as a life lesson, i honestly hope he keeps grinding and keep trying to get better.
@Archie_6 ай бұрын
GOAT intro “Our last line of defence lost a member and now we are only down to 999 of them” 😂😂😂
@deviantlifex6 ай бұрын
I lmao
@jaymatthews93246 ай бұрын
If Brendan announced that he was quitting comedy, but kept working on it on the down-low, at open-mics in small clubs, for 10 years, he could probably produce a special that's 10% better than Gringo Papi
@Dinorantsandraves6 ай бұрын
Dunkin on bapa is fun nd all but seriously lets congratulate him on making a mature and level headed decision.
@jasonolinger75856 ай бұрын
at the end of the day. Brendan has taken more risks in his life than 99% of people, probably more than that to be honest. The people that are constantly making negative comments about him, or mostly people that are unhappy and take no risks in their own lives.
@stevenman0136 ай бұрын
He talked down to his own listenership, he brought it all on himself
@Goobtard6 ай бұрын
Cope. Rogan thinks Brendan sucks at comedy too, won't let him perform at the mothership and trashed his comedy special. I guess Rogan is just a sad, loser hater too huh ?
@killyourego11856 ай бұрын
Nah it's just funny..
@jasonolinger75856 ай бұрын
I never said that Brendan was not a D bag. What I’m saying is that the majority of people who make negative comments about him, are not doing well in their personal lives.
@killyourego11856 ай бұрын
@@jasonolinger7585 And you just know every commenters life status..Assuming anyone that criticizes someone is not doing well. Pretty lame hypothesis.
@Aus10march6 ай бұрын
I think Brendan would be a really good UFC commentator
@BatCaveOz6 ай бұрын
I once tore my Achilles tendon while trail running and had to crawl for an hour, in horrible pain to get to my car, and eventually to a hospital. It was less painfull than watching Gringo Papi.
@Screamfancast6 ай бұрын
Brian Holtzman is a regular at comedy mothership. Brenda never got an invite. Let that sink in
@Widderic6 ай бұрын
That comment section is prosperous mining vein, so many precious gems in there.
@sluhgo6 ай бұрын
Yoo review Fishtank season 2 my brother! Btw great video
@jagggd6 ай бұрын
Couldn't ask for better news today I really needed this
@checksoverstripes24986 ай бұрын
But now who do we get to make fun of? This is terrible news
@sl0thbag6 ай бұрын
He said he's still going to do local spots. Didn't sound like he's quitting
@TheAlphaLegionnaire6 ай бұрын
Reminds me of when Joe Rohan sat him down and told him to quit fighting. I wonder if Travis Browne sat him down and told him to quit comedy lmao
@burtturdison44456 ай бұрын
Not too many people tanked 2 careers so hard.
@pearsyyyyy10146 ай бұрын
Joe's the real villain of bapas story which makes sense when you consider he doesn't understand comedy
@darkstarhuxley67486 ай бұрын
JOE ROGAN the OG of TURD BRO comics
@dyyylllaannn6 ай бұрын
Rogan one of the worst to ever do it
@plutoniumzeppelin81646 ай бұрын
When Schaub announced his upcoming Austin and Nashville shows on the JRE Fight Companion I knew no one was going to buy tickets and he was going to cancel
@hectorg58096 ай бұрын
He canceled those shows because his 2 month old daughter needed emergency surgery at Los Angeles Children's
@GeoffStGeoff6 ай бұрын
@@hectorg5809Brendan?
@OneOranges6 ай бұрын
Who needs the mothership when you have the step mothership
@TRexMorgan6 ай бұрын
He's great on podcasts for the most part. He's at least got that.
@danl15456 ай бұрын
HONEY COME HERE! 2LAZY JUST DROPPED A NEW VIDEO!!!!
@celticsole75426 ай бұрын
Katt said “joe has 6 comedians he tryna push out that have never been funny” 1 down 5 to go
@michaelj63926 ай бұрын
Schaub is so low on the totem pole, I don’t even think he was talking about him.
@celticsole75426 ай бұрын
@@michaelj6392 who do you think he was talking about? iv got ari, schaub, tom, Bert, tim dillon and schultz…in non particular order
@jonjaime6 ай бұрын
@@celticsole7542not Tim Dillon but Bryan Callen
@celticsole75426 ай бұрын
@@jonjaime yeah good call suppose Tim was funny once before his ego took off
@tribex116 ай бұрын
I can imagine Joe having almost the exact conversation with Brendan about quitting comedy and not getting a spot in his club as he did with the him in the infamous quit the UFC convo
@justintaylor94586 ай бұрын
Was a football player, wanted to be a football player his whole life. Was a UFC fighter, wanted to be a fighter his whole life. Was a comic, wanted to be a standup his whole life. Does a show about cars and tuning, has been into cars and tuning his whole life. Turbos, blowers, superchargers. Gimme the drill so I can put these lugnuts on, B.
@adampryor46626 ай бұрын
Rogan should be brought up on charges for talking Brendan out of MMA and into comedy. He wasn't the greatest fighter but he had WAY more potential there than he ever could in comedy.
@Jknxe6 ай бұрын
Especially considering how Travis Brown and Cain Velasquez were considered impossible obstacles for him who fell off immediately afterwards for various reasons
@adampryor46626 ай бұрын
@@Jknxe the guy knocked out Mirko Cro Cop. That's almost the equivalent of being funnier than Kat William's
@horichuy62546 ай бұрын
@@adampryor4662not really. He was already 36 . He was strong like a donkey but that’s it . Just ask Joe Rogan about it .
@adampryor46626 ай бұрын
@@horichuy6254 Rogan confronted him at 30 and he retired at 31, which is still young enough to compete. Don't have your facts