Bretman Rock Reads Thirst Tweets

KZbinr Bretman Rock sits down to read your thirstiest tweets, and while he appreciates the love, he also has some strong words for those of you who insist on calling him "daddy". You can get Bretman's new beauty collection, Jungle Rock, at wetnwild.com.

[@berceys]

"if you give me foreign food, you do not want me to sit on your face." *_I DIED_*

[@soph3550]

freshavacado SAME AHAHA

[@charlieschurk]

Stinky toots

[@loneaxolotl]

Scat.lol

[@iqueengoddessixboxlive9445]

It took me a few minutes to understand lmfaooo

[@824Bluetube]

💩

[@j1sxns897]

audio: “Bretman Rock” captions: *batman rock*

[@andyvan2989]

• Lee is best boy • cute

[@rullahalhassan6686]

Picture: is rock lee

[@j1sxns897]

Rullah Alhassan best boy

[@きらりん-g5p]

Lol Rock Lee what’s up

[@summero-my5in]

Rock lee is my favorite too let’s gooo

[@zharatapawan7122]

"Does this contour scream 'daddy' to you?" I DIED

[@xinthebox]

😂 it's how he said he spend hours.

[@noodlesandsprite7052]

Me too

[@Imlejj]

He was so serious too I’m weaaak

[@madison3378]

i saw this comment right when that part came on

[@dehydratedjuicywater3288]

*Da-dea*

[@simplyxvioletOfficialYT]

They aren’t trolling him, he’s trolling *THEM*

[@aiminminmin5304]

THISSSS!!!!!

[@lanceducusin4696]

Uno reverse card go brrrr

[@sheklau60]

Bretman is the only one that some how managed to read these thirst tweets like it’s a normal daily conversation😂😂😂

[@sofiaxx1364]

Lmaooo trueeeee. He made this so funny and not awkward or shy like Bitch slaaayyyy

[@smoothwaterbear]

David Dobrik also nailed the assignment!

[@bryhalla]

you should have watched david dobrik 😂

[@Bj_mc31]

Is it just me or Bretman looks ugly now?

[@winnicajames4120]

Billy Joe it’s just u

[@daveyagami5055]

Random Child:daddy? Bretman:dO i LoOk LiKe-

[@danielaromano7649]

OMG I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS TOO

[@hilol8036]

BAHAHAHHA I REMEMBER THAT LMFAOO

[@sallygrace534]

Omg I’m wheezing🤣🤣

[@lettersareghae808]

Cleo xD

[@sophornvann5705]

SIS LMAO XD

[@dia3756]

“bretman rock can DESTROY this bussy. PERIOD.” “awww that’s cute”

[@gracepatterson5964]

I like how you put period , period, and period

[@adrina196]

d neves lol

[@justinangelomeneses2763]

d neves is qa w ere has ehas was the the last

[@rhodzrosales6504]

"tinikling is a filipino folk dance if you haven't know because you're uneducated and uncultured" I can't-😂

[@Lifeandverses]

I can't as well. Lmao. 😂

[@yoj312]

Bretman just casually calling out people 😂

[@kitchylitchy]

it would have been great if he didn't call it a folklore dance. gurl, no.

[@nukdae09linerr29]

Me as a Filipino: good luck sa buhay mo sis! But like faxxxx I wanted my aunt to teach me how to do tinikling as a kid

[@margs7805]

Si Sibal ba 'yang profile pic mo? HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@manansalaaiorynicolev.6701]

Bretman: if they don't grow back don't sue me Me: chokes on water

[@heyfellowwatchers8007]

Is it weird I'm drinking water while reading this

[@vampmi3470]

@@heyfellowwatchers8007 same

[@lesles.31]

Hey fellow watchers Omg same ! I was drinking water and I almost choked

[@cloudnine3330]

same wtf

[@jungshookidol604]

I should try it

[@AM-by2fj]

“I recommend shaving them off and waiting for them to grow back thicker. But if they don’t...don’t sue me”. I’m dead

[@SkippyBippy]

they don’t grow back thicker tho :(

[@sofiazar16]

Lol blame your eyebrows

[@sharonkoch3407]

castor oil and rubbing them to stimulate growth ❤️

[@sanieladolan8068]

"I inspired myself." Me when iI forget the sources at my presentation

[@wiiaoio3865]

😂😂😂

[@yomamaisladygaga1194]

2.1k like !

[@jessicasharkey5575]

LOL

[@xx_yungbeener_xx]

My boi im dying lmfaoooo ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@zfox4743]

O

[@tanyafilms_]

"Does this contour scream daddy to you?!" Kpop stans:🏃‍♂️🚪

[@tunesaispaswatiknow9133]

I'm confused,how do they relate?

[@tunesaispaswatiknow9133]

@@ivs2987 ...oky😁🥴

[@arleen-nt1hr]

I CAN'T WILL Y'ALL-

[@hugnboba]

Don't all male artists put at least a thin layer of make up too? It's 2020 and make up on men is normal so

[@PinkMelatonin]

@@hugnboba Yeah the joke was how kpop idols wear make up too but some stans still call them daddy

[@Arkinas]

“I didn’t spend 2 hours putting on makeup for you to call me daddy” why am I laughing so hard at this?😭

[@seanceknowles2911]

This is the same as when he was ranting in one of his videos on how people botch that he looks so different when he wears makeup. He said , " I didn't spend 2 mfing hrs doing my make up to look the same, bitch", I'm like true 🤷‍♀️

[@letmebe893]

Same here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kevinroyceho]

we love a power bottom

[@jalenezan8397]

Then Cleo calls him DADDY hahahahahaha

[@thegravelord792]

Exactly my thought lmfao

[@moonchild-ee1bw]

"Does this contour scream daddy to you?" ICON

[@minbeomu]

TAE JIN an icon indeed. He deserves every to prosper! (You nice army keep going)

[@ferryme]

@@minbeomu go stream black swan 😂😂😂

[@Unifvl_]

Agreed.

[@extradrippypicklejuice]

Yshii stans Talent eW you made me cringe

[@arrumpertiwi7445]

@@ferryme letsgooooo

[@rottenteef5173]

This is 5 minutes and 38 seconds of Bretman not having a good time at BuzzFeed.

[@stp111]

Right. Real Bretman fans knows he don’t act like this lol

[@IjusVindrBjorr]

He just hates being in LA in general Lmaoo they be asking him to fly out and you see his soul die when he leaves

[@jodilucia765]

He seems too reserved here😂😂.. Where's the energy

[@KdramaBish]

@@jodilucia765 still funny tho & loved the video😂

[@t1nashi]

lmaoo i was so uncomfortable watching I feel like BuzzFeed should had get some gay tw tweets bc this was all thirsty straight local girls and it was high key disturbing.... but I enjoyed him reading the ones about him being fierce and shit

[@imjusttoojinnius8816]

Bretman is just so funny he literally just acts so normal asf he literally said “harder bretman rock harder~!” Then he just said “EWWWWWW!” honestly I need to watch him in person reading them I- 💀💀💀💀

[@onionjuiceantifanpage3719]

True

[@heeinjangyi5392]

The way he just paused after reading the tweet lol

[@mjf2366]

He’s not funny !!! He’s rude and flaming !!! Stop making ridiculous people famous !!

[@najhiahhall7080]

@@mjf2366 I kinda agree

[@imjusttoojinnius8816]

@@mjf2366 who is he making famous? He is literally rude as a joke- you just don’t understand humour

[@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695]

They did not roll the clip...

[@kamsharma9605]

ikr how dare they

[@nounouuu_]

OOF disappointed in Buzzfeed

[@uglypoopdoodlebob7]

the awkward silence

[@DodoDodo-im4qz]

Yeah im suing

[@ronnie6232]

OOF and had the nerve to keep it in the video 😭

[@kmngla]

"Harder bretman rock, harder!" "Ewww" 😂👏🏻

[@simplykatexo2504]

ewwwwwwwwww

[@everybodyeverything7997]

Sooo I had a dream last night that me and @bretmanrock rolled up to a hotel orgy party but instead locked ourselves in the bathroom and did facemasks and mani/pedis 😭🤷🏽‍♂️

[@Zombie_Bra1nz]

@@everybodyeverything7997 well that's interesting

[@ashdaqueen5375]

@@Zombie_Bra1nz it's in the video :/

[@addiemua8844]

Kim Angela and nobody I legit read these while he was saying them.

[@daphnemartinez8707]

“I just got high...and ordered it off amazon”😂I felt that

[@ihrttwix]

Daphne Martinez is that you in your pfp? if so you look really pretty!

[@Chicken82747]

albert’s microphone fcking weirdo, this ain’t tinder buddy

[@hystreric]

"who's starting these rumors about me? i'm not vers, i'm not a top either so... fill in the lines." BRETMAN

[@jperrocks5712]

I was looking for this lol

[@laliah18]

What does it mean? What is a vers?

[@anyways3114]

. he can be top or bottom

[@archer9855]

​@@laliah18 vers = versatile = top or bottom top = the man who GIVES the penis in the anus bottom = the man who RECEIVES the penis in the anus

[@Hamppariranskis]

THEY KEEP SPREADING LIES SO HE HAS TO

[@osian.667]

"GuCci?Da FuQ?" A mood i wanna be on.

[@TardisInTheSkye]

Shero Skyy *666 LIKES* 😈

[@skinniestpuma]

That's a rare mood which an extremely rich one and a poor one can relate at the same time.

[@vibeyvibevibes]

they censorsed so many words I think i can still hear the beeps

[@oopsiateyourgrandmabyaccid8407]

Agreed

[@fatmas_iphone]

CHITTAPRRR CHITAPPRRR *in johnnys voice*

[@lydiayeonnie]

Army💜

[@theegoatfaith_1330]

Army

[@AMATCHALATTE]

Don't bring K-Pop into the video when it's unrelated to it. I know the commenter is a K-Pop fan, but that doesn't mean you can spam "ArmY" in the replies. It's annoying, please stop.

[@ayaxd3981]

"harder bretman rock! harder!" "ew!" 2 secs later "ew!"

[@AwoooOga3503]

Lmao Ew 😂😂😂

[@emmavillarreal777]

Lmao!

[@Imakeedits149]

I still remember how Bretman was having a beef with the hurricane while the beauty community was spiraling outta control 🤣

[@Sacration]

Lmao same

[@aly8950]

No one: Bretman: Don’t call me daddy... zaddy whatever you stupids

[@jeonmfs]

“Tinikling is a filipino folk dance if you guys are uncultured or uneducated.” I CRACKED SOXJWIXND

[@night_rhi469]

Tinikling is actually pretty hard I almost crushed my foot once while practicing😂

[@sofiazar16]

@@night_rhi469 Tinikling is difficult. I tried it, it was fun but you have to be fast

[@night_rhi469]

All my kaibigan We have unique dances,might be hard but atleast it's fun

[@night_rhi469]

@@sofiazar16 yeah you have to keep up with the beat of the bamboo sticks

[@sofiazar16]

@@night_rhi469 Yes! I tried dancing and I almost tripped. Tried holding the bamboo sticks, and the person who was dancing tripped but we all just laughed it off at the end

[@milisgondola2961]

the fact that his personality doesn’t change even when he’s on a different channel, being interviewed or anything speaks on him being ONE AND ONLY ❤️

[@Andrealovesana]

.period.

[@chioma916]

what’s his sign??

[@hentai7444]

Chioma Uruakpa Leo maybe

[@DeadpanVT]

@@chioma916 he's a Leo

[@soop2073]

“I inspired myself” We all need this energy.

[@onceanarmyalwaysanigot7782]

I love how speaks English. But never forgets his Filipino culture yes queen

[@naraira__1397]

He did sound a bit filipino when he speaks English. I mean i like it.

[@jamestheminorbender4978]

Now I know why this comment has only 201 likes

[@rearozu29]

Yes namannn💓

[@mikhaylaaa1979]

LagiNaLangAko23 he does live in the states but he was born and spent most of his childhood in the Philippines

[@user-nr5or6zz8z]

yes we stan a queen

[@alysaengland2106]

“I really like how you put period, period, and period.”

[@cumholeforiida5849]

520 likes and no replies 🫂🤗

[@killuahub7891]

Hahahaha lol-

[@camille4710]

LMAO

[@Nick-or2yp]

@@killuahub7891 lol lqq

[@rh93mn]

*"call me MOMMY"* - Bretman Rock, 2020

[@titaniamengyun]

*“Thank god I’m gay” -Bretman Rock* I didn’t know him but now I do.

[@saraifrancis4989]

He’s the only one who gives constructive criticism to his thirst tweets and he acts like this happens everyday😂😂

[@unknownforever2198]

What if he has gotten those everyday

[@rajwantkaur9722]

Unknown Forever 😳

[@unknownforever2198]

@@rajwantkaur9722 it is just a possibility

[@happy1288]

Sarai Francis LOL

[@YourLeftElb0w]

someone: daddy? Bretman: DO I LOOK LIKE-

[@nubbin8456]

stolen comment

[@eatyourself5859]

DESERVES MOOOOORE

[@ddeonussisbangladeshiwifeu702]

did i just saw yeonjun and jimin

[@YourLeftElb0w]

@@ddeonussisbangladeshiwifeu702 it’s tay from when he dyed his hair blue although they do kinda look similar

[@ddeonussisbangladeshiwifeu702]

@@YourLeftElb0w what..but why I'm seeing jimin at the left and yeonjun at the right??

[@kendal3602]

"Ugh, don't call me daddy. Does this contour scream daddy to you?!" Every Kpop stan: *sweats nervously*

[@damien8113]

I mean..

[@starrbling1143]

Lol

[@sutanyabailey9484]

LMAOO

[@linasbubble]

oppaaaaaa

[@justbored.1601]

fr! y'all go wild lmao

[@amayamarie5020]

No one: The subtitles: Hey guys its me Batman Rock

[@ksf_que]

Lol

[@mariapalacios1348]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@russelmejorada]

✋💀

[@melanie2447]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@urboshii]

“if you give me foreign food you do not want me to sit on your face” SENT ME

[@briecrocker]

I was looking for this comment 😂 when I told you I burst out laughing I woke everyone in my house up 😂😭

[@kaeleuu]

IM CRYINGGGG

[@kobecharles]

I just took a drink and literally spit it everywhere when he said that 😂

[@rpamb8807]

OMG I AM THE 1K LIKE

[@araeeianagrande-_-]

HddudusjncSJUDEJEJW8jsjsAJISJDJS

[@daya4364]

"If you give me foreign food you do not want me to sit on your face" 💀😂😂😂

[@gvkyrobacatan3998]

Omg hahaha right?

[@briecrocker]

I was looking for this comment 😂 when I told you I burst out laughing I woke everyone in my house up 😂😭

[@hafizatulsufiahyaacob5186]

He just saying fact bitch. You don't

[@king2195]

CRYING FOR A WHOLE HOUR W THIS 😭😭😭😭😭

[@nlraya8013]

@@briecrocker same for me 🤣🤣

[@avii_stein7811]

This is how many times they had to bleep Bretman 👇🏼

[@Mattyxx08]

1.8k likes and no comments.

[@raincloud9705]

2nd comment!!

[@juiciet929]

Only 3500?

[@skrrtskrrt3337]

5th comment

[@hayleerenee6889]

Frr

[@serena_jackson997]

Bretman: *Hates the word daddy* Also Bretman: *Uses that word on CORPSE*

[@luispinales1965]

Corpse is the exception

[@kidtacularKIDS]

LOL he doesn't like being called that.

[@mingistiny_mingi7820]

Let me correct you, he doesn't like being called Daddy

[@serena_jackson997]

@@mingistiny_mingi7820 K

[@mingistiny_mingi7820]

@@serena_jackson997 np, and I don't mean to be rude

[@dprlive6119]

what’s Bretman Rock’s business being all boyfriend material when he has absolutely no intention to be my boyfriend

[@jazzg.6771]

Dpr Live lol😂

[@Iwantclearskin]

Coming to you live

[@batool2000rox]

DPR WE GANG GANG OKAY NOWWWW

[@aidamartinezlopez7248]

I like your account name

[@heyitsmariabanana]

Dpr we gang gang and comin to u live

[@cocobork3453]

"if you give me foreign food‌, you do not want me to sit on your face" lmaooo

[@supbitchass9908]

Lmao I crieddd

[@skinniestpuma]

Actual facts. 😎

[@GagaBoy1346]

I was fucking cryingggggg

[@zahungrysloth]

chungha🥵🥵

[@wholesale7386]

@@PP1208-t3w fart

[@yonggrey6407]

"Harder Bretman Rock! Harder!" "Eww!"

[@sanachan1996]

2 secs later "Eww!"😂

[@mochababieee218]

That part had me dying of laughter

[@winnicajames4120]

Lmao was looking for this.. thts so weird to have your girl call u someone else name

[@eramisruisalorenmarcelo.2099]

Yong Grey 😭😭😂

[@mastermindbarbie]

I LOST IT AT THAT SKSKDKGS

[@parousia220]

Bretman is so naturally funny, I love him so much haha

[@lawliet7757]

“ then stomp on me with louboutin stilletto boots..... *That sounds about right* ..”

[@okay4059]

•kætßūkį-8ækûgœū’ • lmao wot

[@ariadevera9131]

"Does this CONTOUR scream daddy to you??" I died

[@jacquelynj5171]

kk i didnt get ?

[@beomgyusperson]

lemme mess with the likes since its at 999

[@ceecee5424]

😂😂😂

[@libbyc2934]

@@jacquelynj5171 basically he’s saying that he put on makeup for people to say “daddy”. The term “daddy” in slang means a masculine man that is supposedly sexy or hot. Yet, Bretman is gay so he prefers feminine terms.

[@jacquelynj5171]

@@libbyc2934 ooh kkk

[@jaylaarmani3697]

I think it’s disrespectful to keep saying you’d like him better if he was masculine. Let Him be him damn.

[@clarascreativecorner9623]

Yes

[@simplykatexo2504]

exactly let him be his dammn self. getting judged on the internet eww gross

[@ataparag232]

true

[@Indiegirl007]

I was kinda bothered by that too. It was gross, and just wrong on so many levels. He's fem, leave him alone.

[@TheMuffinHamster]

That's what I was thinking! I kept getting mad when they kept asking. It was so rude

[@rebeccal.7225]

bretman rock's "dont call me daddy" and jungkook's "dont call me oppa" radiates the same energy istg

[@niharikaghosh7666]

"People ask me all the time what inspired you to get a stripper pole in your house? I'm like I inspired myself tf 🙄" If this ain't Bretman's whole personality summed up in a sentence

[@cristinasantovena]

literally, he's the new oprah with those inspirational vibes

[@ShuichiMin57]

i did NOT know someone could be an agressive bottom like this ahsjshhs i gotta LOVE this man

[@casscarroll2753]

Look up bratty subs yo 😛

[@ShuichiMin57]

@@casscarroll2753 no yeah i know abt bratty subs, i just never witnessed one that was like this. maybe i just never saw one tho, just read the term and thought i understood. either way, i enjoyed his personality a LOT

[@treelamphug]

He could be a dominant bottom, it's not too uncommon.

[@ShuichiMin57]

@@treelamphug youre RIGHT👀

[@adrian_hook]

Lol really? You must be unfamiliar with the concept of a power bottom 😂 Go listen to G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga it’s a power bottom anthem

[@echoignacio397]

Director: Do we need to add "BLEEP" on every bad word you say. Bretman: Yes "bleep".

[@tifainehountondji4825]

Echo Balagulan lmaooooo

[@theprettiestgirll]

“Does this contour scream daddy to you?!” **Sweats in K-Pop stan**

[@nayo.1582]

plsllslllslsl

[@mariamh5848]

bretman is literally the most iconic person ever pls.

[@barracuda0405]

Don't hate me but I think he is really obnoxious and not funny at all

[@kingReddy101]

@@barracuda0405 You just jealoussssss.

[@barracuda0405]

@@kingReddy101 bruh try again 😂

[@fart322]

Barracuda then why u watching the vid

[@barracuda0405]

@@fart322 to find out if he is less annoying when he isn't on his own channel. I was wrong.

[@caramelmacchiato9193]

The whole video is 5 minutes, and he spent two minutes of it expressing his hate over “ Daddy”

[@angeleyeszarai]

He is a QUEEN. The end. Don't call him "daddy" that's disrespectful. 🙄

[@acecorazón]

but he said we could call him "mommy" tho😳

[@cheesecheese6950]

Ria Freyja Daddy is a term you'd use for someone who is masculine, so that's why he's okay with people calling him Mommy.

[@acecorazón]

@@cheesecheese6950 yes i know i was only pointing out that we are allowed to call him mommy instead of daddy😅

[@justjkhad9575]

Yes Tell twitter users to stop doing something If you really believe that send 50000$ to www.stealyourmoney/scamscam_we'relyingtoyou.com They're using it to build schools

[@fadedpages]

@star no

[@y222kgrl]

bretmans "im not your daddy" = jungkooks "im not your oppa"

[@theprettiestgirll]

Yes omg

[@tunesaispaswatiknow9133]

???

[@theprettiestgirll]

@Royo Diva u wouldn’t get it unless ur an army lol

[@tunesaispaswatiknow9133]

@@theprettiestgirll the Army??😳 I'm still in school bro and I never thought of joining the army in my life.🥴

[@theprettiestgirll]

@Royo Diva AHAHHAHA NO- sorry I laughed but- 😂 no not THE ARMY, Jungkook is a member of a South Korean boy band “BTS,” and he always says “I’m not your oppa,” and BTS’s fandom name is ARMY, which is why I said “You wouldn’t get it unless ur an army lol,” ahah omg lol sorry I just can’t stop laughing, no, we’re not in the army 😂

[@christinediampovisa5862]

"I'm not a verse" "I'm not a top either. So, fill in the lines" Lmao 🤣😉😂

[@LuluLove22]

please, can you tell me what vers is? lol

[@christinediampovisa5862]

@@LuluLove22 A verse is someone who can top AND be a bottom babes (depends on the situation/relationship). Where others are EITHER tops or bottoms. Brent only bottoms.

[@LuluLove22]

@@christinediampovisa5862 lmaooo oh okay! 'preciate you

[@bruzebruze5959]

*"Versatile"*

[@imlubu]

@@christinediampovisa5862 i thought that was just called a switch?

[@hxney_jae9831]

Jungkook: Don’t call me oppa Bretman: Don’t call me daddy

[@eejellly]

Kim Jaemi 😂😂 ofc ofc

[@kyramiller7538]

I gotta comment about anything about BTS so then But then Jungkook makes a song that says I wanna be your oppa. Well the group does

[@toritotoro967]

omfg made my day lmao

[@clarascreativecorner9623]

Omg Jungkook gets pretty pissed

[@clarascreativecorner9623]

Im listening to no more dream

[@asteria3949]

“Top tease Bretman Rock can DESTROY this buddy. PERIOD.” Bretman: aw that’s so cute

[@tomnascimentovassao7400]

Asteria bussy

[@Sweetduo44]

"Don't call me daddy I will report your tweet"you read your comments

[@czarina5]

bretman: "dont call me daddy" next tweet: "zaddy" *facepalm* 😂😂😂😂

[@ttylxoxo1929]

I’ll do the honors I suppose

[@zainabzafar3750]

“Does dis cOnTOuR scREAm DadDy to YoU?”

[@KirbStompYT1]

Zainab Zafar I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@katelynnshapiro1323]

😭😭😭

[@jimams_jamz5518]

Thumbnail: "Bretmans butt is bigger than my future" Bretman rock: *Smiles*

[@lolbagger4325]

Jimams_Jamz AHAHAHAJA

[@angelina-gg6zs]

Army gang gang

[@taetaeguccibae3744]

Ummmm... So we twinning or what?

[@parkjimin4324]

ARMYY

[@jimams_jamz5518]

@@taetaeguccibae3744 .. I found my people.... ARMMMYYYY

[@kazutomotakayoshtosh]

“I love how he put ., PERIOD, and .”

[@giadaj833]

"if you want nice eyebrows i really recommend shaving them off and waiting for them to grow back, they grow back thicker" Me: *shaving my eyebrows* "But if they dont, dont sue me" Me with no eyebrows: 👀

[@oopsiateyourgrandmabyaccid8407]

Lol 😂😂😂😂

[@redaimee1925]

It’s true it grows back thicker

[@aaelr.740]

💀

[@milagrosm.8154]

la Fauve LMAOO

[@leela4979]

wahahaha! 🤭🤣🤣🤣

[@tylerdmullins3229]

"HARDER BRETMAN ROCK, HARDER!" Me: *crying and put on repeat lmao*

[@shenequanewton8615]

Same

[@yoojae4779]

I cracked when he said Eww. Hahahaha

[@russiasvodka2508]

3:58

[@jlmoreno2447]

3:54 Bretman: *reading the tweet* "hARDER BRETMAN ROCK, HARDER" also Bretman: *cringes* I- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIS REACTION 😂

[@zoeoonszewei3676]

i cringed so fucking hard, but your pfp tho-

[@jlmoreno2447]

@@zoeoonszewei3676 ey HAHAHA ooooo fellow carat?

[@zoeoonszewei3676]

@@jlmoreno2447 getting into them

[@holyseokjin9247]

HE LOOKS SO DISTGUSTEDDDD

[@italyromero30]

That's that face when someone takes a bite out of my food

[@cikin5677]

"harder bretman rock, harder" dang i died laughing 😀

[@ummalaakalzadjali1261]

I want Harry styles to read thirst tweets

[@corincoetzee]

Um malaak Al zadjali yes please!

[@zeehambrick8336]

Same that would great😂😂😂

[@sj8814]

He's gonna dodge every tweet 😂

[@hstyles6951]

“Umm... That's very inappropriate but thank you so much love...” “This is a family show orrrr is itt?” Harry Edward Styles everyone

[@sujeyriver7291]

Yeeees! Please ! 😭

[@btsaristan1432]

Bretman being triggered by the word daddy for 5:38 lmaooo

[@pepsicola0786]

"I recommend shaving off your eyesbrows bc they grow back thicker and if they don't, don't sue me" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@XxdextriousxX]

What inspired you to put a stripping pole in your house? “Myself”

[@phillmcrack7876]

Bretman: Roll the clip Buzzfeed: uhhh yeah I don’t think so

[@redfffsh]

Tweet: "bretman rock’s butt is bigger than my future" Bretman: **honestly yah...I DO HAVE A FATASS**

[@gachakittens1042]

I’m waiting for a “Donald Trump reads thirst tweets.”

[@cosmicnae]

HAHAHAAH

[@gachakittens1042]

Salty Buns Lol

[@Kyrgyz420]

There won’t be any

[@gachakittens1042]

Based Boii how do u know (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Kyrgyz420]

@@gachakittens1042 Nobody thirsts after a 70 year old man, plus they wouldn’t put Trump here

[@verme6282]

“if you feed me foreign food, you do not want me to sit on your face” 💀

[@harrietsecoli5948]

“call me mommy... or something”

[@shahnazwm]

😂 I lost itt thereee

[@CupOfTae_SugaKookies_Sprite]

Imagine watching this and Bretman reads your tweet and you're the one who called him daddy. Lol

[@arrumpertiwi7445]

JungshOOk then

[@fmjjjjn7510]

Cup of Tae, with Suga Kookies no jams & a sprite ahhhhh 😬😶

[@MSxhavhiie]

"Don't call me DADDY, just call me MOMMY or something." Me: I call you KWEEN 👸🏻

[@i.r9091]

Rin Choi yass

[@xxcherry6465]

YEEEESSSS

[@PaoloMartinLalas]

I usually don't burst out laughing watching Thirst Tweets, but this takes the cake. His comments about his tweets are hilarious!

[@syd_1876]

this is a video i never thought i’d see

[@oopsiateyourgrandmabyaccid8407]

Same

[@xinthebox]

I wasn't ready 😅

[@danielgibson4978]

“But wait it’s sold out you might not be even be able to get it”

[@oliviachavez2087]

...let's begin.

[@isamarie31]

No one: absolutely no one: Bretman: I didn’t put on makeup for you to call me daddy

[@Yanyan-sw7yd]

Moral of the story: Don't call Bretman 'daddy'.

[@JustCallMeBo1]

*Tweets: "Bretman Rock is thicc"* *"I would let Bretman Rock wreck me"* *"Please Bretman Rock tap dance on my throat"* *"Bretman Rock can step on me with stiletto boots"* *Bretman: "That sounds about right."* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@frogrealness]

“bretman rocks butt is bigger than my future” “...honestly yeah.”

[@fmjjjjn7510]

I felt jungkook energy coming from bretman when he went off talking bout dont call me daddy

[@hajriehajrie4714]

So true! Its reminds me of "I'm not your oppa" 😂

[@lauracherdasa8423]

no shit sherlock

[@Szalma28]

Imao same😂😂😂

[@BtsForever-hz5yq]

Frr😂😂

[@yvonnemuthoni7238]

Our poor babyyy

[@heatherstevahn417]

i love his sass and the way he was able to read all of tweets like it was a normal everyday conversation lmao

[@mouzube]

I love that he’s so casual about this. Everyone else is always like, “oh my god, so shocked, I can’t believe they’re saying this,” and he’s just like, yeah, these make sense.

[@szalipacat2548]

“Imagine jlo after hustlers ‘bretman put a stripper pole in your living room’’ 💀

[@bynxie1748]

Canadian Eilish Babexx I was looking for this comment lmaoooo that shit sent me

[@detectivea9213]

Bretman : Being Gay with makeup Girls : Hey bishhhhh Bretman : without makeup still gay Girls : DAMN ZADDY YOU FINEEEEEE edit : THANK YALL SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES

[@love23music1]

That's me 😂

[@mudmod2266]

Lmaooo

[@adrina196]

Mimi TS $c&h23h))

[@mack171]

😂😂😂 zaddy😂😂😂 im dying dude😂

[@detectivea9213]

@@mack171 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Haminchesee]

"I literally put on makeup for 2 fcking hours for you to call me daddy?!" *I felt that*

[@teehee8666]

“Haven’t been on bretmans IG page in a while”... Thats not my problem😂🤣

[@James-ce4sm]

Is NO ONE gonna point out that he said “I’m here with Breastfeed” 😂😂😂😂

[@wzz225]

James :] he didn’t tho

[@James-ce4sm]

I know okay I was super high and it was really funny

[@pranjal5687]

LMAOO

[@sharonkoch3407]

James :] dude why did i just make the same comment, am smoking, and just found yours 😭😭

[@cristinavasilciuc6851]

@@sharonkoch3407 you really did omg-

[@juicyjacob7157]

He’s like if James Charles actually had a personality and sense of humor.

[@elosiaaax4156]

Sooo.....not like James Charles? Just because he’s gay and wears makeup doesn’t mean he’s anything similar to him

[@simplykatexo2504]

@@elosiaaax4156 alright boo getting triggered up in here. Who hurt u?

[@elosiaaax4156]

@SimplyKatexo sis saying the truth doesn’t mean i’m triggered y’all love to call people triggered nowadays huh?

[@Qvocador]

@@simplykatexo2504 girl she's not even triggered shes just telling the truth. just cuz u get triggered over something like that doesn't mean shes like that too so like shoo shoo...

[@simonhanna3679]

Just leave the guy alone jeez

[@anntebble4272]

Me just hearing the people behind the camera laugh is making me laugh

[@coffeetea8577]

Bret being offended at being called Daddy or Zaddy is a whole ass mood lmao....I love him!!

[@TeddyBruises]

"I really recommend shaving your eyebrows off bc they grow back thicker... but if they don't, don't sue me" Dead omg

[@Noon460]

I'm a straight girl and seeing him without makeup that makes me a mess

[@kamen8361]

Bretman rock is currently reporting you😂😂😂

[@mystya2917]

Im a ho for him with or without makeup tbh 😏❤

[@maellyly6227]

“I really put on makeup for two fucking hours for you to call me daddy?” BRUUUUH I DIED. 💀