BRETON BOYS

[@youngscrolls]

just breton boys doing what breton boys do

[@mauzer4457]

hell yeah brother

[@rujihaj-ei5213]

Tonsure or death! Natural Male pattern baldness works, too

[@epicbeast999]

I was severely disappointed to find out this isn't a Blonde Boys parody.

[@danutmh]

Shilling?

[@jamesmayou1361]

balding hair, mongrel blood makes the ladies swoon

[@francoandres3850]

Rest In Peace Ralph Cosham 1936-2014 Better known as the voice of all Breton NPCs in Oblivion.

[@tertiaritus]

what a legend

[@toastfilms347]

By the 9 that's depressing.

[@chilikonlia5994]

I was really disappointed he didn't show up in Skyrim. One of my favorite VAs in Oblivion.

[@qimasktheslumpgod9246]

🙏🙏🙏

[@jakebooth658]

RIP

[@unconscious7219]

50% resistance against magic 1000% weakness to sweetrolls

[@SmugSuspenders]

Still worth it

[@Casius06]

Not really, as a breton you will retire mid game to live in Skingrad and eat sweetrolls for the rest of your life, not worth if you are playing to finish the story

[@jessewam]

The sweetrollkin curse.

[@SmugSuspenders]

Who finishes a Bethesda game?

[@rebbekahcannons9805]

Sweetrolls are all well and good but have you tried those honey nut treat they got up in Skyrim? Who doesn't love sticky nut treats lol

[@RedeemedWhispers]

The Breton boys are Tamriel’s Beatles. They started a new genre, HighRock and a new music generation, Brets. Kids walking around in farmer’s clothes, bringing with them a culture of extremely overpriced wines and illusion magic parties.

[@jernie9384]

Kek

[@kaiser5731]

Loool

[@Dismoeyy]

Lmao

[@ethanhess8230]

This is why the young scrolls comment section is my favorite place on the internet

[@samwalker4761]

HighRock lol

[@uniwasamistake6334]

Now this is High Rock

[@zachm1930]

Vastly underrated comment

[@joyfulman40]

정지호 aaaaah shiiiiiiiiit!

[@JohnnyCasey]

By the gods, there's a south korean on the loose

[@uniwasamistake6334]

@@JohnnyCasey teehee

[@ӇЄӇӇЄ]

Is that you lev

[@Nannars]

"Salmo has two AI packages commanding him to take five loaves of bread to the Two Sisters Lodge at 10am and to the West Weald Inn at midday, but the packages never execute as he has no bread in his inventory and the packages are of "escort" type, meaning he doesn't actively seek any out. It's possible this bug was introduced to avoid another, more serious one: if bread is given to Salmo using the console or CS, he will walk to one of the inns as commanded, take a bite of bread, and the game will crash." When u supposed to deliver bread, but u accidentally eat it and end the universe

[@TheHeroicraptor]

HOLY HELL, I've gotta try that

[@Undomaranel]

Sheogorath had a bit too much fun with that mortal.

[@Malikav0311]

When you try to eat bread but end up Zero Summing the universe.

[@yoloswaggins2161]

CHIM unlocked

[@jplaygame7]

so at the end he eats bread and this vid crashes?

[@DeoMachina]

I could hear Young Scrolls all my life That'd be fine with me

[@michelschafstadt3388]

DeoMachina mood

[@sidium7344]

Me to

[@blarg2429]

So I bought this song on Bandcamp Cause I thought that now’s the time With a mind full of music I decided to retire I could die for Young Scrolls' shitposts I could live outside his door I could hear the album anywhere Brother, please, may I have some more?

[@dentistguba]

*Die* for Salmo's baking, *live* outside his door. Jauffre's been thinking about the duality of man.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

dentistguba what a line

[@КириллКрушельницкий-з1ъ]

This is "The Alduin/Akatosh Dichotomy " reference.

[@johnnystonks3970]

@@КириллКрушельницкий-з1ъ as my faser sed : Joffre is man of cultur

[@HAZNAUT]

@@johnnystonks3970 *Crassius Curio: the sweetest roll*

[@Ezio999Auditore]

“Behold - a man!” *raises a naked Fargoth squirming*

[@CorrosiveArachnid]

This heavilly implies that this is like a half-time show at the arena in-between matches

[@dumbproductions2958]

I might actually bet on the arena if these guys did half-time shows

[@nean9894]

shut up and take my gold

[@ltloxa1159]

The matches ARE the halftime

[@jollyonmiller5325]

I am a modder with 10 years of experience tinkering with Oblivion. We can make this happen.

[@GamingMediocrity]

@@jollyonmiller5325 I really hope you aren't joking

[@tacticalbondsh]

These guys sell out the Arena every time

[@shanedrury4742]

Then rest afterwards because they Earned it

[@GhostDrewSenju]

Yeah ever since the grand champion became the deadric prince of madness

[@IC-23]

You know they say that wilds of Tamriel are so vicious it's called the Arena so be wart traveller

[@Ian-oe9wp]

Like skooma for the ears

[@benyed1636]

Like sweetroll for the ears.

[@DirtyGoblin12]

How about skooma sweet rolls

[@strarionmango3037]

i can't stop listening to it heeeeeelp

[@DMIwriter]

"Ear Skooma" There's a great band name, right there.

[@sufficient4834]

sweet rolls are his skooma

[@RHCT247]

You like the Breton Boys? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when CHIM came out in 3E 433, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They’ve been compared to The Adoring Fan, but I think the Breton Boys have a far more juvenile, sophomoric sense of humor. In 3E 439, the Boys released this: All My Life!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Sweetrolls". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of indulgence and the importance of desserts. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. HEY, M’AIQ!

[@gr3y_eminence]

Tamriel Psycho by Breton Easton Ellis

[@rodrikofharlaw6848]

HEY TODD

[@CartoonH2O]

This comment deserves way more upvotes.

[@allantetaylor3692]

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION IN THE CLOUD DISTRICT NOW YOU STUPID BASTARD!

[@yourecompletelyrightbut4677]

M'AIQ: "M'aiq knows muc- AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

[@eagleflies9515]

I'll never forget when these guys did a private performance in my Palace

[@Yanzaa123]

Hail the Emperor!

[@crownofartorias7152]

I wonder what that was like

[@plasmawolf7960]

Have you seen what your descendants are doing, man? The Aldemerri basically own them. AND they lost Skyrim.

[@alchemispark7751]

@@plasmawolf7960 not in my time line bucko

[@dylankane9709]

By the nine divines I wish I could’ve been there.

[@Pulsar-h7w]

I am listening to this song in 4th Era 201. All people listen to these days is Ragnar the Red.

[@Aragon1500]

Damn musicless imperials they erased talos now this Breton classic

[@karhu7581]

and propaganda pieces like Age of Agression, i mean come on!

[@ascanioscarpati8538]

I wish i was born in the third era, music was so good back then

[@ArpitBhattacharjee]

You're a fucking genius

[@Sakiawe]

Still reppin the good stuff

[@tomdangerfield1994]

Rest in peace Ralph Cosham 😢 dare I say you where just as iconic as Wes Johnson.

Mr. W he was the voice actor of Jauffre (and the frontman of this Breton boy band as it seems :))

[@indigoemp12]

god bless you for this comment

[@1618dude]

True... but at least he was immortalized in Oblivion.

[@stinkogresupreme8165]

illustrator-of halo-art Wes Johnson. He voices like half of the game

[@DMIwriter]

Don't get me wrong, I *love* Wes Johnson and thought he was tragically underused in Skyrim. I mean, the man voices both Sheogorath and Hermaeus Mora. That's some skill. But Ralph Cosham was probably my favorite voice to listen to in Oblivion. Super soothing, but also commanding at the same time.

[@PierroCh5]

Only late third era kids will remember this 😍

[@cyrus6087]

Underrated

[@brotherjauffre4923]

you called

[@ozkul_arda200]

@@brotherjauffre4923 This can-not be!

[@newtclovers]

4E kid here and I gotta say... I was born in the wrong generation. TAKE ME BACK TO 3E CYRODIL

[@brotherjauffre4923]

@@ozkul_arda200 the amulet of kings

[@clepirelli]

This really sweetened my rolls

[@jihadityrone2197]

clepirelli My rolls really sweetened this

[@sweetroll9139]

Indeed

[@danolix]

Let me guess...

[@skellorelli2515]

Saw these guys at Kavatch during their “GoldCoast” tour. Man, they really burned the place down.

[@TheNumerosopher]

Lmaaooo I love this comment!

[@aevvah_flxwer8550]

\m/

[@WarriorOfTheLostLand]

Too soon

[@toddhowarddressedasatellyt702]

@@WarriorOfTheLostLand it was 200 years ago, get over it

[@BiggRich95]

Golden comment

[@MNKY80808]

come to valenwood

[@connorsol]

if this is a come to Brazil reference I literally cackled at this comment 😂

[@insectlover602]

Shut up, bosmer

[@Mae_Dastardly]

Huehue

[@mohammadrezapahlavi4578]

high rock*

[@bib4eto656]

@@connorsol This comment section is literally the best.

[@AliceLoverdrive]

A great metaphor of moonsugar addiction. Masterpiece.

[@tertiaritus]

the original version was obviously censored by the count of Bravil

[@ez6791]

Wait till they try skooma

[@Monkeyshaman]

Everything has to be about moonsugar, divines forbid he's just talented right?

[@AliceLoverdrive]

@@Monkeyshaman I've had a "sweetrolls" addiction for almost half of my life. It's really like that -- you take a little dose of moonsugar and BANG! you feel like god, unstoppable and capable of anything, you are smart and strong and powerful, until effects wear off. And then you feel like shit. You need nothing other than those elsweryan sweets, you need no friends, you need no lover, your only craving is moonsugar -- you could use it for all your life and that'd be fine by you. You'd ask and beg your dealer to give you just a little more. I know that feeling all too well, everyone in Vivec used that shit when I was young.

[@MultiTwentyseven]

it's about actual sweetrolls, salmo is a baker in skingrad

[@AnimalLover-fh8fh]

I hope breton boys makes a collab with the adoring fan.

[@purapuri7610]

@the Shadow All flesh and no fury!

[@R.............]

Yes

[@HorrorGameAnalysis]

This song makes me nostalgic for a band that never existed. Incredible.

[@radicalcentrist4990]

It's that 80's vibe that it has. I somehow get nostalgic for the 80's everytime I listen to 80's songs even though I wasn't even born then. I don't know how they manage to do that.

[@randominus3887]

i remember that legendary concert at the arena, it was a fundraiser to rebuild kvatch, sponsored by the sweetroll council of tamriel

[@marvelouschester3018]

Is this what happens if you keep Jaufre alive through the main questline?

[@marvelouschester3018]

*Jauffre

[@edwardoliveira1748]

Its not 100% confirmed, but it is heavily implied.

[@edwardoliveira1748]

@@reinerreinhardt8860 Dragonbreak, mate. /s

[@apbrit2009]

nah, he turns evil then travels to Morrowind with an autistic Khajit

[@juliette1374]

*Joffers

[@Zexi141]

Young Scrolls can do every genre. Truly a musical divine.

[@dawnwatching6382]

DynastyKit T O N A L A R C H I T E C T

[@michelschafstadt3388]

cat2 j/k-pop is trash, not music

[@arintheseatsesh6242]

cat2 Absolute troglodyte music.

[@fpsdovah2572]

As though the devines themselves are singing.

[@1618dude]

He said music, not noise.

[@w3seri698]

That argonian is just killing it, the first contrubution to Dagothwave and now featured by the breton boys. Looking forward for more hot stuff 🔥🔥🔥

[@TerrariaGolem]

Keytargonian

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Shreds on keytar, shreds on guitar... what _can't_ Keytargonian shred on?

[@sirdiesalot2975]

He has many forms. Fisrt he has keytargonian, now he is guitargonian! What will he be next? Find out in the next Breton Boys release!

[@A._is_for]

@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged "CHEESE" cit SHEOGORATH

[@A._is_for]

@@sirdiesalot2975 Arg-Organ-ian

[@Orwennian]

Breton male voice actor is dead but his voice still produces masterpieces

[@gypsyhydra6801]

I remember listening to these guys all night long back in my bandit days. Just me and 3 other guys just raiding caravans on the blue road, I left those days behind when the fighters guild let us beast folk in.

[@Sellipsis]

Proof you Argonians are dumb as rocks. The fighters guild has had beast folk in their ranks since at least 2E 582 when Sees-All-Colors was the leader of it!

[@gypsyhydra6801]

Vurtax true but the Anvil branch wasn’t so progressive

[@toddhowarddressedasatellyt702]

Wait, but you have to have a clean criminal record to join the guild

[@theironfox2756]

Shame. Beast folk are responsible for 53 percent of violent crime in Cyrodil. I think we should have sent them back to Elsewyre and Black Marsh. #MACA H

[@olroyohboy1119]

I used to be an adventurer like you used to, ...

[@marsnz1002]

Oh man I remember catching these guys in Skingrad back in '85

[@JRLeeman]

Brah, I caught them in Skingrad in ‘85, I was the guy in the mosh pit passing around the 3ft Skooma Pipe

[@_Ghurks_]

I saw em at High Hrothgar music festival back in 85 to, and Adoring Fan play his hit Star and everyone did the dance

[@bearpuncher8945]

I was a tad late to the party, in about ‘91 I was in a record store, saw them on the shelf, pop the sucker in; immediately fell in love with the band.

[@tohopes]

They opened for Nine Divines in Kvatch in the spring of '84. I was there.

[@SmugSuspenders]

Damn pretentious hipsters

[@davemarx7856]

2:36 Nice guitar Solo by Plays-in-Band (recently emancipated)

[@NoTimeAllTime]

But he will always be a slave to the beat

[@trueforgefathervulkanhesta4045]

he actually called Keytargonian.

[@oharryc]

Plays-in-band is a legend. He also collabed with Dagoth Ur in his biggest hit "Dagothwave"

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

I need to learn that solo

[@mycoolhandgiveit]

Fuck me, my sides are gone😂

[@top-hats-9056]

Oh look at that, another boy band for the nation to cherish.

[@aramzulumyan6380]

Post-punk almost

[@wigsnatcher2134]

They were revolutionary, very modern and different and a game changer in their time. Rest in peace legends, rest in peace...

[@Y-all-mofos-need-Talos]

Oh nice, the idiots hearing this trash boy band in the Arena when the Emperor still secretly acting against the people. Fools!

[@JaxonBurn]

I think this was when the band really peaked. I hate to say it, but once they got clean their music just wasn’t the same. You know what they say; no skooma no soul.

[@alexanderwalker5473]

Skooma is a mistake that no one should make

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

@@alexanderwalker5473 Indeed. Felldew is the real shit

[@sukmanutzak9547]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 then theres always that one dark elf tryna push some sleeping tree sap

[@Aragon1500]

I heard they got some of that stuff from Balmora for this album

[@hyperboreanarchives7299]

@@Aragon1500 You heard right, I'm the Telvanni dunmer who hooked them up. It was all fun and games till that bosmer slave "escort" OD'd in the back of the South Wall Cornerclub...

[@confirmedmillenial8231]

Other kids in my generation don't understand what good music is any more. Bands from the third era really make a quality of music you don't find any more and definitely aren't on the radio. I was born in the wrong generation :'(

[@phoenixrising8294]

ehhh 4E music is better

[@abox6989]

@@phoenixrising8294 What a fool you are. Can't you see that 2E Ur-Wave music is the best? Kids these days, they'll never know how good the "Dagoth Ur and the Ash Vampires" band was.

[@-gemberkoekje-5547]

This has to be satire, it's perfect... r/BornInTheWrongGeneration. If this is not satire. A shit ton of people on the Internet have the 100% exact same opinion. To the degree you comment is unorinignal and stale becouse so many people say the exact same thing. You think you are better and special becouse of, and talk about, the mix of your tastes and age compared to let's say, class mates probiably, and you therefore also not-knowingly try to appeal to other people's opinion and nostalgia to get compliments that boosts ego not realising that's what you are doing. I know you like it, but that's becouse a lot of people like it. I was once the same as you until I realised I'm not so special or better then anybody else becouse I'm 13 and I like this stuff. Now I'm 16 and I know like everyone I'm normal. It's the kind of mindset those pompous emos and therians and stuff have, you know, those idiot version furries without the fursuit who think they are actually a real animals trapped in a human body. They think they all are so different, same goes for emos like I talked about, kind of a "nobody understands me, everyone is so normal and I'm special" with a hint of superiority. If you spend enough time on the Internet long enough or study psychology (they are the same thing Basicly) you come to realise your not mutch different then anyone else and everyone has their specialities that make people who they are and make them better at certain things and worse then others. You just didn't care about what other people liked and chose to like and listen to and do what you like, and that's great and all, but that's not a rare or superior thing to do, and kinda a dick thing to boast about and it's a little pompous.

[@brookegallagher1160]

@@-gemberkoekje-5547 you know it was a joke right?

[@-gemberkoekje-5547]

@@brookegallagher1160 oh, I just read his username...

[@xarxesgaming]

This is what Aetherius looks like.

[@MultiMasterfelix]

X On some real shit

[@henrybechtel3644]

And sounds like

[@MrUmakemelaff]

Coincidentally, this is from their album "Stairway to Aetherius". Although, the album Sweetrolls on My Mind" was their breakthrough hit album, knocking Daedric Hearts' album "Slaughterfish" off the charts.

[@silentkiller2mm]

After the success of their debut "Breton Boys" they toured entire Tamriel, winning the hearts of the young Breton girls in the rovinces. In Elsweyr they were introduced to Moon Sugar and eventually became Skooma addicts which led to the break up of the band after a series of sex orgies and drug scandals - some say the Black Horse exaggerated the scope of the orgies, some see the Thalmor at fault whilst die-hard fans denied any critique (though some said the older works of the band were better). It wasn't until years later that the singer cleared things up in his morandum published after his suicide via a overdose of Skooma and Sleeping Tree Sap, in which he confirms that he had slept with at least 50 of his fan girls after casting a highly soothing and submissive spell on them.

[@wigsnatcher2134]

By the 9 divines! I can't even comprehend what happened to them at the time! I was devastated to hear the news that Tamriel's best boy band in history disbanded. Every era has it's own wonders, and damn right they were one of them. Say, they remind me of another certain boy band named 'Beetle juice'. Eh, nevertheless.... Rest in peace...

[@prhecuh]

Ahhh damn, such talented folks. May the divines have mercy on their poor souls..

[@silentkiller2mm]

@@wigsnatcher2134 yes, beetles juice were truly ahead of their time, and introduced tamriel to synth-pop-punk metal played with enchanted fluted and a wheel of cheese. Needles to say sheogorath claimed that it was he who gave them the idea. Modern tamriel music really sucks, with bands like "thalmor and the Thot", "Justinus Werebiber" and "xXSoundCloudRulerXx"

[@JRLeeman]

wokebloke There’s still some really interesting sounds if you know where to look. Take the so called “bardic movement” emerging under Talsgar the Wanderer, for instance - a total departure from the arena-centric status quo set by the Breton Boys or the Cornerclub Skooma culture promulgated by Keytargonian’s fans. Then there’s the trailblazing Mikael of Whiterun subverting conventional Tamriellic prudish tastes by singing songs which convey his arrogant and swaggering pursuit of women and pleasure, giving voice to the youth’s more worldly preferences following their abandonment of Talos. Breton Boys are great, but not all great music was made back in in the 420s.

[@JRLeeman]

ARKIRE Aldmeri Ass is worth singing about though, brah

[@arbington]

I'd be terrified to get into a feud with young scrolls because his response to my dis track would be an even more amazing dis track made from edits of my own wherein I dis myself.

[@jamestosh3962]

I think you should go for it. Make history. That'd be fine with me.

[@freakkingcarlosii2663]

The Bretish invasion was lit. Totally revolutionized music.

[@Akeldama9]

That album cover of them walking across the road in Skingrad is legendary.

[@pia5850]

Bret pop

[@elijahloveell8809]

Ya got that right friend

[@Koich14]

I just wanna say that these songs are way above "meme level". I actually enjoy them musically. Kudos for being such a talented composer. :)

[@andrewverticaldanglerlower7032]

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA, what a masterpiece

[@sidium7344]

Andrew Vertical Dangler Lowery i cant believe is you!

[@DMIwriter]

He can eat sweetrolls all his life, but if that's all he eats, it'll be a short one. I mean, like Tamriel really needs another washed up entertainer! First Crassius Curo rips off an ancient story passed down through ancient tradition and publishes it as his own work. Then Tarvus Beleth has to go and get sick just before his stand out role in *The Horrors of Castle Xyr* and they replace him with a crap actor who can't even remember his lines. He was such a bad actor, I don't blame that audience member attacking him mid-play for it. Then Marcel Maurard has to go and make the entire Tamriellic acting world look bad by being a whinging layabout, loitering, and begging people for work. Then Salomon Geonette goes and upsets his fans by promising a symphony and never delivering. And then Thaedil has to go and be super insecure all the time, despite her obvious skill as a genuinely good juggler. And then The Grey Prince has to go and *purposely lose an arena match?* I mean, seriously! What was that all about? I was in the audience for that one, and I have no clue what happened. It's almost like he wanted to die. And nowadays, I'm hearing rumors that there's a psycho up in Skyrim giving jesters a bad name as well. It's not like Skyrim's already butchered the entertainment world to death. Their so called "bards" just go hunting for antique instruments in crypts all the time. What a joke! I mean, I've been a fan of the Breton Boys since 3E427. Sure, their style has changed over time, but they're still committed to their craft. And even though they've gone more mainstream over the past couple of albums, they're still legitimately good. I'm just worried about this sweets-based nihilistic attitude they seemed to have developed. Yeah, it's only sweetrolls now. But before you know it they'll be popping up to Uncle Sweetshare's for some "innocent" moonsugar fix, and next thing you know they'll wind up dead of an overdose in some Bravil skooma den.

[@mold4425]

k

[@snasuage]

Devynn Hageman good lore

[@DMIwriter]

I basically scoured the games for every reference to entertainers I could think of. Made me realize there aren't that many and that the games could benefit from expanding the world to show more of Tamriel's entertainment culture. Like if there was a Dark Brotherhood quest where you had to infiltrate a parade to get close to a mark, or something.

[@isorokudono]

This reminds me of my favorite Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington quote from B2. Pure fucking gold. I laughed and cried.

[@fullmetaltranshumanist8511]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I retired in Skingrad.

[@jordanbelfort123]

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then someone stole my sweet roll

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

I used to be retired just like you, then someone stole my sweetroll.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

I’ve been seeing a lot of debate lately about whether Theranis, the original guitarist of the Breton Boys, would have fit this song and the band as a whole better had he not been let go right before the Breton Boys hit the studio to record the now legendary “All My Life” album that catapulted them to stardom. What people seem to ignore is that by that point Theranis’ Skooma addiction had reached its worst point. He could barely stay conscious for a show, and when he did manage to keep himself together, he just didn’t perform like he did when the band started. He forgot the most important lead parts for the songs people wanted to hear the most. He was known to consistently flub the intro to “Kvatch Me If You Can” almost every night, and if you can’t nail a guitar intro solo _you wrote_ then you’re a lost cause. Look, Theranis was _good,_ but Guitargonian (formerly Keytargonian, formerly Plays-In-Band) is objectively a better player both in regard to technical aptitude and musical creativity. Theranis was the right Imperial for the right time, but a little Hist sap was what the band needed to evolve from just another tavern band into the stadium giants they were at their peak. Even now in their undead form they sound splendid, even if their heavier direction since “Sundas With Serana” isn’t for everyone. Personally I think their sound is ethereally haunting nowadays, and well worth the risk of contracting vampirism to see them live. You haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed Jauffre put his thu’um lessons with the Last Dragonborn to good use by using the one shout he was able to master to augment his voice and summon forth vocal tones so powerful and clear that just for a moment you could swear Martin Septim was standing right next to him, with Talos himself on his other side.

[@paulvilliers9211]

You're a genius ❤️❤️

[@BretonTheif2091]

Honestly, I have to disagree, I hear that Theranis has been working on a new album that’s being produced by Azura herself and it features Lucien Lechance on the title track “Straight Outta Cyrodiil”

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

@@BretonTheif2091 Oh please, that project’s been “in the works” for _years_ now, but there hasn’t been a single peep of actual music to come out of it yet. Theranis barely touches his guitar anymore, since he can’t use it to get more skooma. Have you seen him recently? He looks like a goblin! Besides, Lechance is VERY picky about his collabs.

[@gewuerzwanze5627]

"Plays-in-band" lmao

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

@@gewuerzwanze5627 I’m sorry, is there something _funny_ about Argonian culture? Does his name make your scales moist with mirth?

[@joer.531]

This is actually, unironically, really good

[@skinsfan911]

Why would there be irony?

[@juicybones1696]

i blast this walking into school on the first day to show my dominance

[@nok4799]

juicy bones True Alphas listen to Breton boys.

[@PaladinfffLeeroy]

Don't forget to T-pose.

[@xeroussera9128]

I think you should do that with Drink Water.

[@thehashslingingslasherndnd9849]

This is my go to gym music Flex Like Sithis is when I want people to know I'm the boss cause I have 1 2 3 4 5 cold killers in the Brotherhood

[@unconscious7219]

Be sure to use your power for the right reason. Join fighters guild today.

[@ryansmith2045]

Nothing puts hair on a Breton boy's chest like a damn fine sweet roll

[@EvolutionIX219]

I was there! I'm an even bigger fan than the Adoring Fan.

[@doppy8682]

*slightly touches apple*

[@feddyvonwigglestein3481]

@@doppy8682 Go ahead. It's none of MY business.

[@brotherjauffre4923]

I have no memory of this help

[@sidium7344]

brother jauffre sweetrools ober dosis my friend

[@saintjiub7974]

pff

[@kl7360]

There is something quite beautiful about the juxtaposistion of the slightly sombre, nostalgic feel of the music with the uplifting nature of the lyrics. This man has seen some things, been through some shit. But in the end he found his one true love, the sweetroll.

[@xpan195]

I’m playing Oblivion and am actually at Skingrad right now when I saw this recommended in my feed. A nostalgic song with a touch of sadness knowing Ralph passed. RIP to an Oblivion essential. ❤️

[@jackass2344]

Love the music and love that special guest coming in to play the guitar. That argonian is legendary.

[@entangledchild4910]

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll...

[@sweetroll9139]

Yes

[@Drethy]

inonR You guessed wrong

[@user-vo8zx1db6m]

Breton Boys - Sweetrolls (Part II, Stolen Sweetroll)

[@marvelouschester3018]

Keep your hands to yourself, sneak thief.

[@drunkchardom5311]

It warms my heart to see Oblivion videos and songs being made in 2018. I will eat sweetrolls all my life.

[@artifoxtrot9292]

"and by the divines, I felt just like the count" this just caught my mood on

[@collinschubert6940]

It sounds like cunt tho

[@Draco-pv8ie]

That Moon Sugar rush, you're on top of the world.

[@kevinjones3518]

People talk about Adoring Fan's Star, but for me, Breton Boys were my soundtrack for the 4th Era. It's a shame they had to get a replacement guitarist, even though he's really good. RIP Theranis

[@wawazaza1785]

Man sometimes I wish he didn't overdose on moon sugar it would've been so awesome to here his original performances and in the In the biomusicmentary boys of highrock it would've been so cool to hear what were his inspirations.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Look, Theranis was _good,_ but Guitargonian (formerly Keytargonian, formerly Plays-In-Band) is objectively a better player both in regard to technical aptitude and musical creativity. Theranis was the right Imperial for the right time, but a little Hist sap was what the band needed to evolve from just another tavern band into the stadium giants they were at their peak. Even now in their undead form they sound splendid, even if their heavier direction since “Sundas With Serana” isn’t for everyone. Personally I think their sound is ethereally haunting nowadays, and well worth the risk of contracting vampirism to see them live. You haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed Jauffre put his thu’um lessons with the Last Dragonborn to good use by using the one shout he was able to master to augment his voice and summon forth vocal tones so powerful and clear that just for a moment you could swear Martin Septim was standing right next to him, with Talos himself on his other side.

[@marcoboscarol2420]

Damn that oldstyle argonian knows how to play XD

[@gavinlambert6061]

Marco Boscarol b

[@marcoboscarol2420]

Gavin Lambert c

[@Sprinkleycakes]

KEYTARGONIAN IS BACK!

[@michaelwheeldon3878]

The Breton Boys just haven't been the same since Guitargonian went solo. Dude was the soul of the band.

[@paulvilliers9211]

I love how Young Scrolls expresses the feeling of trying drug for the first time and discovering a sense of hapiness you couldn't have experienced before, something that erases anything else

[@VladShpiro]

That argonian guitar solo is life

[@Koifish]

I only listen to *REAL* music!

[@Dismoeyy]

The earth is flat!

[@cillianthestupendous6093]

Holy shit you're a tes Fan too? What others secrets are you hiding koifish?

[@Koifish]

*Nobody knows*

[@galahad7494]

The Breton Boys are awesome

[@LinkoofHyrule]

spotted

[@spaghettithetentac1163]

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?" I get it now. The Breton Boys were such a hit that everyone suddenly needed to have Salmo's sweetrolls, even if it meant steeling them. The guards had to deal with so many stolen sweetrolls that they started throwing that line out there whenever someone approached them for help.

[@ЕвгенийГавриловский]

Thanks you, friend. Now I got what this joke means and now these guardians annoy me more.

[@serioussandvich5309]

I remember seeing these guys when they toured with The Cure. Amazing show!

[@Xerrand]

Experimental Breton noise rock needs to make a comeback imo.

[@mr.c1913]

Ah yes, I remember it well. They were the early days of the fourth era you see. The septim bloodline and the amulet of kings were gone, and people were looking for something to believe in, something to belong to. Jauffre had been Grandmaster of the Blades, before founding the Breton Boys, you know? Yes. I suspect even in his music he sought to serve the empire. Kids nowadays think this kind of music is old. They listen to modern songs like Ragnar the Red, that have no reason to them, and scorn at the 'old songs'. But they fail to understand the meaning woven into the sound. Hold guards mock you, asking if someone stole your sweetroll, because they don't mean what that meant to us. Sweetrolls isn't just a song about sweetrolls. Perhaps you just had to be there, when the Oblivion gates were opening, and Mehrunes Dagon waddled his way through the streets of the Imperial City. Back in those days, we all wanted some of Salmo's Sweetrolls. Maybe you just had to be there for yourself...

[@ryanwalters5290]

Never quit

[@beredetump1635]

I'm a guitarist of 8 years and I can safely say that the guitar solo here has a swell amount of merit.

[@2yoyoyo1Unplugged]

Bere Detump Hear, hear!

[@rienneallory]

I'd love to hear it played on a real guitar.

[@DirtPerson]

Word! A genuine shred, if I ever heard one.

[@Morporkshortman]

Thats so cool. I dont play guitar so i couldnt fucking make heads or tails outta the dam thing! Cmon man, a deaf person knows that solo slaps!!!

[@basedboi3956]

This is going straight to the top of the Bard’s College Magazine Top 100

[@John777tino]

It is rumored that Salmo's bakery now called The Dancing Breton because of a legend of an old Breton male that always dancing in front of the store every morning.

[@mistress3847]

The effect of good food for a person who had a hard day at work or just a bad day since morning has so much more impact than most of us realize. It's that one saving grace that makes you get back on your feet and carry on the remaining tasks that you gotta do. now I wanna get some sweet rolls lol

[@somnolentus6]

This was the fastest I've ever clicked on a video

[@prhecuh]

same

[@shrineguard2778]

Elder Scrolls VI, but you have a Dwemer Artifact that pumps these bad boys out while you're walking along. There is no soundtrack but youngscrolls on repeat. Do it Godd.

[@swedsteve93]

It's Never Lupus Dagoth*

[@BlueBeetle1939]

Bruh the freaking guitar solo you really are getting out of control with this nonsense have you been outside recently?

[@SmugSuspenders]

What is "outside"?

[@andruble]

Keytargonian shreds hard

[@alexblack6421]

he lives in the skooma den.

[@SmugSuspenders]

Would explain the video

[@peeron6829]

Dude

[@lovecraftslovechild]

The idea of super famous rock stars who dress and look like ordinary farmers is just endlessly amusing to me.

[@Bari77238]

An honestly powerful message about addiction combined with this masterwork of audio editing. Beautiful

[@outeremissary4438]

What a treat.

[@ilocosmetro]

I remember this classic from the 80’s

[@МихаилСнежков-ю7б]

Mb 4E 80-s?

[@IAmTheStig32]

Catching these guys in Skingrad in the Third Era, takes me way back.

[@MultiTowly]

Erection Lvl: TES VI Trailer

[@spikedpigeon5740]

The TES VI trailer wasn't even that good, the music was shit. But this here? This music is great.

[@MultiTowly]

Pff, It could be black screen with "The Elder Scrolls VI" in comic sans and I would still have a boner. But your right about the good quality of Young Scrolls records.

[@collapsedlung_]

No game=No Hype. I don't understand why people get excited about announcement trailers when they don't show any gameplay at all

[@JifftasticGhozt]

People have too much faith in Bethesda. I have hype for the Elder Scrolls VI 2 years down the road after release- after initial updates clean up the worst of the un-optomized glitchy mess and when people have made mods to improve/finish whatever the underachievers at Bethesda produce.

[@MultiTowly]

Toxic shermheads. You should spend thousands of hours with morrowind, oblivion and skyrim. Fookin normies, now I'm a salty, triggered skamp.

[@RogerRockmore]

The dude on the keyboard always gets me at the start 😂

[@jacobgraham8363]

I was always more of fan of the rolling soul gems my self but I got to admit this song is still great and shows why this band was at the Center of the Breton invasion in the 3rd era, honestly I don’t think we will ever experience another golden age of music like that anytime soon.

[@matthew8153]

Or crap; that’s all anyone plays today. Orc rap is nothing more than a bunch of orcs talking about doing skooma and burning down Kvatch whenever a guard kills one of them in self defense while trying to do an arrest.

[@Kjellbot]

there's something so simultaneously joyous and melancholy about the refrain, it really fucking nails something and i'm not entirely sure what. that it's sung by a bald old dude is also perfect.

[@alfiegooding5346]

I went to this show! I actually got to go back stage and meet the band after and my god these guys are amazing! None of them mentioned money or skooma just men tryna make good soulful music, man the 3rd Era was fucking lit

[@corporalcheese]

Which god

[@alfiegooding5346]

@@corporalcheese Azura

[@jimbob3255]

Young scrolls please dont ever stop making such brilliant masterpieces. This is what I've subscribed to The Cyrodiil Bops for, the best music of the 30's of 3E

[@TheFlatPancakeTheory]

I remember hearing this for the first time at the HighRockgar music fest, skooma and plenty of lock fiddling took place that weekend

[@P.Whitestrake]

Trully the pinnacle of Breton-rock music genre.

[@olgalewalska245]

have you heard of the high elves

[@MyDeathYourLies]

Be seeing you.

[@theSavageHippie]

I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible creatures

[@kriegerdrako]

Such obvious product placement! But Salmo´s is just the best!

[@FinQuerilla]

"Fimmion hungry. Sweetroll for Fimmion. Pants for you."

[@jacobrigby3172]

Ah the early 4th era, 3:40 the world wad recovering from the oblivion crisis, and the loss of the Septim bloodline. But the Breton Boys kept us in good cheer and optimistic for the years to come

[@DarthDimmadome]

2:37 guitar solo gives you chills

[@nicolai4340]

*Three Bretons singing about sweet rolls in the middle of arena* _What would be next?_ :D

[@平秀明]

Three middles singing about Bretons in the Arena of sweet rolls.

[@markmccleary4026]

I could listen to Young Scrolls all my life That'd be fine with me

[@lordjackson]

youve traped my soul oh wait wrong song

[@zanzabo]

I could hear youngscrolls all my life. That’d be fine with me.

[@alexanderchippel]

I've never cried from listening to song. That fact is no more.

[@robthespaceninja]

I saw them in Cheydinhal when Martin Septim himself was guest vocals on "Prophet of Nirn"

[@Atoraful]

The music composition in this song is absolutely amazing! Please make a Breton Boys Album!!

[@one5643]

I hope people who were too young for Oblivion when it first came out get around to playing it, and when they do they're in for a treat when they look up the game on youtube. Fantastic to see people still making Oblivion content

[@FreshBarn]

Man Rips-These-Cords is always a delight to see love that work he did on Zoomin

[@meh855]

*_You're doing God's work._*

[@IAmTheStig32]

The work of the Nine

[@DaddyMozart]

So sad that the Breton boys broke up after the oblivion crisis truly underrated musicians

[@VirtualKnight64]

Did the Breton Boys have any other songs? As amazing as this song is, these guys are far too good to be one hit wonders.