Brewstew - School Fundraiser

[@LucasIsHereYT]

I remember when we had to deliver everything BY HAND. Like holy shit, we sell it, then we gotta deliver it? What the fuck?

[@saki.rope_]

From what i kno they still do that, but most parents are way too cautious to let there kids go out and sell them on their own

[@xyzzy219]

I have my ps94 deliever it for me and i have my iphone 378 to text the poeple thru the 4th dimenstion uts all finee

[@confu5ed_]

I remember. Lmao

[@angelpesinaa4354]

My elementary school only did it, when I went to middle school they didn't do it neither high school

[@richardtaveras3642]

Idubbz pretty much explains why those things were crap

[@TAKirbyStar]

2:15 "We decided to start lying to people" Isn't that what SpongeBob and Patrick did in that one episode?

[@MaskedGamer10001]

This was 1998

[@TAKirbyStar]

@@MaskedGamer10001 Ik this was before that episode, but my point still stands

[@pinkjay1015]

Did someone say.... Chocolate

[@tcfiddle1]

oh no shhhhh hide the chocolate guys

[@johnasteadmaniii7635]

Yes

[@intelligiblemadman]

"They taste like an alarm clock" weirdly realistic description of how they taste

[@amarillodragon2702]

But that does got me thinking: What does an Alarm Clock Taste Like?

[@intelligiblemadman]

@@amarillodragon2702 like cheap school chocolate

[@jesseroberts1041]

@@amarillodragon2702 I'm imagining, it's a kind of, metallic, rustic after taste.

[@mossadagent3107]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3Owhp5pe9N4h9U

[@intelligiblemadman]

@@mossadagent3107 but why though

[@warpcrafter]

I'm 57, so I find it hilarious when you say "I don't know how it's done today, but back in my day..." I sold candy for band in the 1970's and it was the same then as it is today.

[@marcoantonioleandro5309]

We just got an early Christmas gift

[@acejay6442]

Yah

[@xxsummerfadexx2710]

Ikr

[@2Node]

yes

[@ballnbutatwhatcost9759]

Yea

[@brendonmartin7579]

An early Christmas gift

[@VWbugger]

The best part about this is that school fundraisers have not changed a single bit

[@dontreadthiscomment3026]

Lmao yeah I remember the top prize was a Nintendo wii

[@judyneutron8923]

@@dontreadthiscomment3026 the top prize right now for my kid is a 75 inch flatscreen tv you know I’m takin that shit to work

[@Prak_Giggles]

except the grand prize is A RIDE IN A LIMO

[@jacobknowles270]

I won a entire gameing setup

[@Wishfull._..Editor57]

i dont get candybars to sell i hv to use my money to get them and sell them

[@azrieldreamer]

School fundraisers basically taught us that we'd get ripped off in our future

[@earonjacobgalit5701]

hell yeah it does

[@brassv2185]

We used to scam them I would make up names and use my own money and my parents and some other family members that wanted some chaco

[@MistCellaneous-5]

There was one kid who kept selling his stuff online apparently and he actually broke the rules of the fundraiser but he still got the grand prize anyway, jokes on him his grand prize was a limousine to Chuck e cheese which was subsequently canceled days before the fundraiser was going to end. So he got jack s***.

[@brassv2185]

@@MistCellaneous-5 chuck e cheese? What kind of a prize is that

[@Ok-up8dv]

@@brassv2185 🤣 you’re the one getting scammed if you’re buying them with your own money

[@BD-xp8px]

“Are the Russians attacking!” Couldn’t be a more perfect time for that to be said than now😂

[@sliceanddiceop9380]

You beet me that

[@darkmoon4747]

To be honest that didnt aged well!!

[@thatoneblackpriorthatbeatuonfh]

I got cancer from this comment thread

[@noface8404]

@@thatoneblackpriorthatbeatuonfh why are ppl so offended 😂

[@gogetareturns6560]

I was looking for a comment like this

[@Connor_H16]

“Hey you want some candy bars” “I got type 2 diabetes

[@frankiestamper5875]

Dang it I can’t get more people to get the state of New Mexico

[@ssuperant6537]

“ here you got, you dropped it

[@rebeccareiger6351]

It's pronounced diabeetus

[@DavidQuessy]

In 4th grade we did this and 1st prize was a trip to Hawaii. A little hula themed strip club just outside of town......when I came to school after that summer my friend whose family really went to Hawaii taught me the difference between what we each meant when we told our friends we got "laid" in Hawaii

[@Connor_H16]

David Quessy i love that end bit we got laid in hawaii

[@1984Phalanx]

“Don’t talk to strangers, go door to door selling candy bars.”

[@jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394]

Dont get in a car with a stranger, call an uber

[@SneakTheOcto]

“Don’t talk to strangers, now go into this building where every adult inside is a stranger.”

[@bruhz_089]

Now he never said he had to talk to them

[@marquisthomas7756]

Adults make up your damn minds😑

[@D.A.B1994]

Brewstew is by far the best KZbinr. He gets straight to the point, his videos aren't cluttered with sponsors or advertisements, he doesn't get political,

[@Trollololololful]

So what have you watched like 3 youtubers?

[@nick1822]

I've watched probably 3 hours worth of your vids and you bring back so many memories for me! Definitely sounds like you grew up in a small town. Every single video is so relatable to me.

[@SaopauloCBF]

“My dad said that this guy isn’t allowed to go 300 yards into a chucky cheese” That killed me

[@aaronlandry3934]

Man, remember when Chuck E Cheese wasn’t bankrupt? Sad times we live in, but at least no more kids will get pinkeye from their disgusting ball pits

[@SaopauloCBF]

@@aaronlandry3934 yep I remember one time a autistic kid tried to act like a gorilla and chase me trough the intire thing

[@Prak_Giggles]

This guy looks like he has a plan

[@10Doomhawk]

To hell with that its Tony danza!

[@jotarojoestar2864]

Time stap is 2:58

[@deadlotus4445]

"Wanna come inside and play 'hide the banana'?" "Uh no....I'm not soliciting right now." Golden!!!!

[@theadventuresofchadhank]

Yikes.

[@FreakingSpies]

“Right now”...

[@Arnoldanimations2cold]

My name hatake kakashi

[@LinKueiDragon]

@@Arnoldanimations2cold right

[@brandonh859]

“Like he did a couple ripper magoo’s in the bathroom” Bob Menery reference? 🤔🤔

[@user-vu3wq9hm2l]

😳

[@ricardopinto1339]

Ripper magoo's? What s that?

[@stephanieraub2602]

@Señor Popeyes Im curious what that is but I won't click it

[@Cole-hx1zk]

@@ricardopinto1339 a line of coke

[@theadventuresofchadhank]

Interesting.

[@lucasblanton5203]

3:19 "you guys wanna come inside and eat hot pockets and watch me clip my toenails" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FallVitals]

I recall this same thing one year. The grand prize was the CLASS that sold the most got a pizza party. Me and another girl who sold just a bit more killed it. Pizza Party never came, but I saw her receiving a pizza for herself one day while I was going to the bathroom. My little second grade ass learned a lot from that.

[@FBI-kz1nv]

There has to be some law against using children as basically slaves while paying them less than affiliate marketing wages, right?

[@FallVitals]

@@FBI-kz1nv I hoped the FBI would know.

[@seanhartnett79]

@@FBI-kz1nv true

[@niamhgreatdane]

My second grade class did the whole pay and you get pizza. I paid n my sub teacher ate my slice. That grudge is still going strong

[@seanhartnett79]

@@niamhgreatdane lol.

[@anotherzombie8330]

"Y'all ready to get exploited for some cash?" 😂😂

[@xyzzy219]

I like this

[@Johanaa]

Hell Yea!

[@Thefastestguninthewest]

HELL YEA

[@pinkjay1015]

HELL YEA

[@space1607]

When you hear alright then your day becomes good.

[@DanielGarcia-jf6jt]

Hey stop it with that gets some help

[@DanielGarcia-jf6jt]

You now what never mind it,s always a good video when he say alright

[@eborgbruh5482]

You had one chance to say “when you hear alright then your day becomes alright” and you fucked it

[@vHawky]

Yeah except I fractured my hand 🙁

[@powerlessworm]

Uhhhhhh totally not like I felt that after I heard it and was gone make a comment like this but saw u did it already and I wasn't gone copy you

[@stepzwrldd7008]

Taste like a godamn alarm clock 😹

[@Infamousgiraffe]

Brewstew uploads and whatever happened that day doesn’t matter.

[@WenisincTM]

Me who lives in New Mexico becoming a slave to a nine year old who knows how to sell candy bars.

[@maximilienfrancoismarieisi1685]

Rise up against the nine year olds and cut their heads off

[@NuttedInYoMom]

Lol

[@yourhomie7568]

Nm doesn't exist

[@LOR_TB]

@@yourhomie7568 does

[@newend2116]

@@LOR_TB they made it up for breaking bad

[@mrwambimba]

“Taste like an alarm clock” lmaoo how does he come up with that?

[@MosinAttractedPerson]

Personal experience

[@unholylemonz7356]

@@MosinAttractedPerson lmao

[@pepek23]

Eat an alarm clock then you’ll find out

[@RandomGamer-]

1:39

[@RandomGamer-]

@@pepek23 LOL

[@weierdahhdude]

3:02 is he William afton or something lol

[@coachg9745]

LOL

[@Ashketchum12233]

Yea

[@ChuuyasToes1]

OMG

[@LuisM-ou2md]

Shut up😭

[@LuisM-ou2md]

Cringe asf😭

[@chrisdupuis2523]

I participated in that shit ONCE. About half way through I realized that the amount of effort I was putting into that scam was in no way worth the happy meal toys they were giving away. I ended up just keeping the money and telling everyone that some older kid beat me up and stole it. Y'all enjoy your shitty yo-yo or off brand Stretch Armstrong, I'm going to the arcade, maybe get myself a new Nintendo game.

[@hiimryan2388]

Ours is straight up child labor. A company literally came here to make us sell candy

[@kimb882]

That's what I did to

[@stevemc01]

@Michaels Carport Now THAT's a true prize.

[@stevemc01]

@Michaels Carport My parents won't let me participate in that kind of stuff, thinking some s*** or something like that would happen that could get me killed. I gave up the first time I heard of fundraising (which was the first time my mom and dad denied me the opportunity to fundraise and I just accepted that).

[@waylandschultz2527]

When they gave us candy bars to sell in our school we didn’t sell them we just ate them all on the spot.

[@siicoviiciouse1629]

Probably the best option here

[@eclipticsolar5441]

And keep the money

[@NuttedInYoMom]

Lol, but then you'd have to pay for all the missing ones

[@inactiveguy03]

I would sell them and then keep the money for myself

[@eclipticsolar5441]

@@inactiveguy03 yes

[@bensflips]

when tyler has a kid and his kid makes a youtube channel: "ight guys so..."

[@geojorge7602]

"The advice my dad gives me:" Don't get a friend named Michael Don't pass up on a corndog Don't name your dog Nathan If you're meeting your 3rd grade teacher in the school cafeteria, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! Buy your dad a Chevy Cavalier when he's old Don't pick up homeless people Draw shitty stick figures for money And absolutely... DON'T FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS!!!!!!

[@Konkov]

You could say that’s alright

[@FearSpongeBoB]

@@Konkov hey clearly real dream, why’d you cheat?

[@CaptainCat101]

Its "Alright, so..."

[@thatstower4570]

@@FearSpongeBoB wait what

[@angryferb1079]

The penguins in Puerto Rico is a killer line.

[@Jurbo.3]

A man once said “alright” in every starting of his show

[@sixkicksfightertricks949]

This is what happened to the comment section.

[@loopzys]

A wise man once said, *ALRIGHT*

[@xanderx9988]

That’s one of my fav parts in the intro that I look forward to hearing

[@leon-np2xo]

A man they were

[@josephfox9221]

He is like my tech school teacher

[@H3ightZZ]

When someone actually knows that NM is a state and not some place in mexico. This makes me happy

[@marcosse5176]

I live here lol

[@pigpin]

@Cornelius The Wizard I am New Mexico so thx

[@csrqnz]

yeah i live their

[@pigpin]

@Cornelius The Ant I live inside myself

[@godzofice2143]

@@pigpin holy shit no way

[@lion281990]

I remember we used to sell the World's Finest Chocolate bars for $1.00 each when I was in elementary and middle school.

[@probablynotviolet]

you guys did that exact same brand as well?

[@moomoomrcow8484]

I stg children must be the only way they make money. The band kids would alway sell them at my school but I’ve never seen that brand in any store

[@laurenphillips9474]

I get my chocolate tomorrow and they made is $2 a piece now goddam salesmen

[@josephfox9221]

They couldnt say worlds best? They had to go with finest.

[@lion281990]

I went to school in Bridgeport, MI. I graduated high school in 2008.

[@KassidyJKA]

Fundraisers got worse when I was in middle school, because now, instead of selling candy bars, we had to ask a bunch of random people to sign up for some donation app, while my sister who was in Chorus did actually sell candy bars and hot cocoa. And the app stuff had prizes while the candy did not. It's all just gone up in flames

[@Silverfox365]

As someone who lives in New Mexico, even I don't want to win the whole state, the prize would've been cooler if it were fucking Pokemon Stadium 2

[@supermariovlogsandmore8946]

Trade state of new mexico for 2 pokemon stadiums 2, fuse them for pokemon stadium 4

[@ThatDNDnigga]

I live in north west new Mexico and it's aight

[@marcosse5176]

I live here lol

[@marcosse5176]

@@ThatDNDnigga I live in ABQ

[@ThatDNDnigga]

@@marcosse5176 I live in Farmington like 4 hrs away lol

[@maggie12md18]

You’re selling chocolate? Yes sir, with or without nuts? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE!!!!

[@megalisa830bright6]

Lol! I love that episode of ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, ‘Chocolate With Nuts’! ^_^

[@lcdignited]

Me: sells all of my vital organs The School: thanks for the money kid, here’s a shitty little sunkern card

[@nn0dder]

Heres a pog and a slammer. Go nuts.

[@psygn0sis]

You: Still using an old, lazy, tired out, meme comment from 2018 that makes you look like an tool. Everyone: What a loser.

[@cattibingo]

@@psygn0sis easy there edgelord

[@danz107]

I love how Michael is just that "dirty little boy" to everyone.

[@oswalzem]

I live in Puerto Rico, the penguins really need help and we should spread awareness

[@Noob39372]

Yikes I feel bad. You live in such a corrupt terrible place. RIP Bruiser Brody

[@andrewblanchard2398]

🐧

[@yaatyaboi5318]

As someone who lives in new mexico I couldn't stop laughing about the ending

[@coyote47713]

Saaaame

[@Carcinogen.inhaler]

Petition for Brewstew to make a whole video of all the the times that he has made fun of Michael

[@mariamalkasian2086]

YES

[@Carcinogen.inhaler]

@ok but yeah

[@earonjacobgalit5701]

yes yes all fans of brewstew or tyler sign this petition

[@chasam1]

Michael highlights

[@Carcinogen.inhaler]

@@chasam1 basically

[@K0rro0nC0ke]

“They taste like a goddamn alarm clock.” The more I think about it the funnier it gets

[@feralwon5293]

“I’m not a hooker! I’m raising money for the penguins in Puerto Rico!”

[@Bella.grace.w]

XD

[@anad6938]

its almost as if you watched the video

[@johnmaloney4489]

Haven’t laughed that hard in a while man

[@Bella.grace.w]

@@johnmaloney4489 ikr

[@cheesemilk45]

1:34 “they tastes like a alarm clock” LOL

[@dropzone3078]

Nobody: Him: Taste like an "Alarm Clock"

[@otherguysmichael]

Hi I’m brew stew and I’m addicted to eating alarm clocks

[@theadventuresofchadhank]

Craziness.

[@ColDylanG]

Straight up some people who worked a dollar store around the corner was selling their kid’s candy bars for the school fundraiser along side the actual brand name candy bars at the registers

[@MagicPrincessSchool]

No one: Brewstew: *_Alright, so when I was a kid_*

[@coolranchdoritos4587]

𝕌𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥

[@MagicPrincessSchool]

@Tristen Ferguson one day he's just gonna run out of stories and say "alright, so when i was in highschool"

[@blocky1081]

“Hi, I’m raising money for my stepdads hysterectomy, Can you buy a candy bar?”

[@donmachete8486]

@@whoscandice4206 uh im not solicitaing right now

[@Totally_not_a_Automaton]

@@whoscandice4206 oh no

[@ritzbitz673]

As I was reading your comment it said that in the video at the perfect time

[@MobyTheLion]

how about you buy my fist

[@bababooey9390]

I’ll buy one.

[@no_eggroll_4u]

There was always that one kid who’d get the state of New Mexico like every year. So annoying.

[@justdevin2974]

0:12 aged like fine wine

[@SupaidaFan]

Just wait until you see his other videos

[@ryanphillips8562]

Yes they are

[@SupaidaFan]

@@ryanphillips8562 ?

[@dirtycookie1426]

Our candy was call “Worlds Finest Chocolate” and me and my cousin would eat them then my grama would give us fifty bucks for the school then we got to go to Buffalo Wild Wings as a school reward

[@yourmom-bo1rq]

Same

[@sbeve8934]

Same except we just ate them all

[@unpayedovertime626]

Same here. Would buy the peanut butter and Mint chocolates any day.

[@squidkid6680]

We also did the “Worlds Finest Chocolate” and people on the bus would act like its a whole business and trade them, or just eat them.

[@dirtycookie1426]

@@squidkid6680 was it in Michigan just curious if it was my school

[@greendemon3921]

at my school i won and never got the fucking prize. still pissed off.

[@imthesupportingrole]

at least you won in my school they never gave a chance for the lower middle class it was always the preppy kids who won.

[@icy9478]

What does preppy mean

[@imthesupportingrole]

@@icy9478 the kids who got everything handed to them by their parents

[@-Sober-]

How did you not get the prize? You mustve done something wrong. Im not some kind of lawyer but i think that would be illegal

[@MrLeCrap]

Reminds me of my childhood

[@BigAl_282]

I remember when my school had a fundraiser and the grand prize was huge chocolate bar like the one from Willy wonka and students just started yelling.

[@Tomcat_03]

Same here. It was a hershey's bar that was friggin huge.

[@sparrowizsecondlieutenant84]

my grand prize was.. nothing, but my class snuck the cash in our backpacks and took it home :p

[@Tomcat_03]

@@sparrowizsecondlieutenant84 oh my god where was this

[@somerandomguy451]

We had a fundraiser once for people with heart problems and the top prize was a terrible cheap go pro

[@sirpoopsalot420]

I wanna like...

[@cheese5600]

I swear every time I have one of these there’s the one kid who gets his parents to help him

[@dawnslayer]

2:52 When did Jack Harlow care about the Penguins in Puerto Rico lmao

[@dawnslayer]

@brewstewfilmes thanks

[@coledurbin2610]

"Bland as hell and taste like an alarm clock" Boy, that's a new one

[@nietzsche14]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[@zo7653]

Ive been watching since 50k thinking “this dude is so funny how does he not have 1 mil” look at how far youve come brewstew. gotta love you man happy holidays

[@Crazyitalian1995]

I remember when I did the school fundraiser I just pocketed the money lol 😂

[@hmongboy9161]

blame the schools that taught kids how to hustle then they leveled up to drug dealing lol

[@tripletorment5878]

The same kids who were terrible at anything school related but were somehow complete beasts at converting ounces to grams 😂🍃

[@mossadagent3107]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3Owhp5pe9N4h9U

[@ryanthelion8319]

@@sharkhuman-po3pi Could I get some context to what it is your talking about

[@Totally_not_a_Automaton]

Hmmmmmm

[@Fyve]

This is literally like that one episode of spongebob when they sell chocolate bars 😂

[@gezi5927]

uh... yeah that’s cause they are both based on school fundraisers

[@gezi5927]

@Joseph Collins dude this wouldn’t be rated r

[@HamBrine]

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTEEEE! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEE!

[@qru9046]

"I'm selling these here candy bars, because the millions of dollars in tax money isn't enough for our school!"

[@Ob1tuber]

Underrated comment

[@americancountryball2077]

@@Ob1tuber well it’s underrated because it’s exactly what he said in the video word by word

[@gezi0752]

Exactly, our government hates paying for schools but wastes billions on special projects for the military

[@generalzod8589]

BOO-YAAH!👍😋

[@ericaschaidt8588]

@@americancountryball2077 I don’t think that was said in the video, especially word for word.

[@gadzito1596]

0:13 that didint escalate that well💀

[@Sierrq]

I came straight from The Hub. This is clearly more important.

[@xyzzy219]

omg

[@theberminator6180]

What a chad

[@devanbaker6124]

LoL

[@smallboihaterstage1834]

Watch out for those fake viruses

[@jamsanator0511]

I was watching Red vs Blue

[@rafdaguy6103]

This is like Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Adult Edition Edit: Alright can you guys stop with your unfunny 1 word replies? I don't need to see 34 notifications of people saying "Haha yeah"

[@flatfootgaming2187]

Lol yup

[@danielsotheraccount2622]

Indeed

[@badmobilegamer300]

so damn true

[@crazymations8167]

That is so damn true

[@alfiesaunters4147]

His whole life is diary of a wimpy kid 😂

[@kennyronald1886]

I remember back in the early 80s having a city wide nuke drill when we were in school. Our city being near a major NORAD base making us a target for attack in the event of a nuke war. The worse part was the air raid siren. We were scared shitless and all we talked about was Red Dawn. Good times

[@Fatalis_4K]

Damn this hit home, I remember those day, easily my fav episode.

[@Kyuhatesyou]

Not me over here dancing to his outro music 💃💃💃

[@Bob.the.Goalie]

The best way to enjoy my day, a brewstew video, the best audio in the world “Alright”

[@alanwalkers9646]

Ohhhhhh............... kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@richardmccardle9616]

The I'm Old Gregg t-shirt was a nice touch.

[@bozarthjoey]

Y'all ridgid..like a breadstick

[@dakotam.8115]

Where was it at.

[@louisandfriends5098]

This man predicted the Russians attacking

[@DeJahMode]

My mom never let me participate she literally told the school “No” and gave the box back.

[@trainfan4449]

Same. I was hyped to do it one year cause the grand prize was $500 in items from the Lionel catalog. (Aka, like 8 cars, a bunch of track, or like 2 locomotives) mom said I'm not going out into the neighborhood to sell the crappy candy.

[@Backyardmech1]

That’s a good mom that saw the exploitation BS.

[@adamkillsall25]

Good mother

[@nanabanana2414]

My mom thought I would get kidnapped so she bought all my candy instead. I got to eat it all 😍

[@richardtaveras3642]

To be fair these fund raisers are mostly scams

[@JDubs1464]

I’m still pissed I didn’t win the grand prize of Slovenia

[@urbikle]

Lol same

[@clicheyt6541]

Mine was an arnold (the guy in kindergarten cop) can spell his name t shirt and at the time I didn't know whether was

[@CaptainRedbeard89]

Yeah but when I won i got Brazil

[@BloodRaven1045]

Still peed that he didn't win the state of Soviet Russia

[@andrewblanchard2398]

@@BloodRaven1045 in SOVIET RUSSIA RUSSIA wins you

[@2Node]

brewstew: *uploads a video* everyone: "first!"

[@xyzzy219]

No me

[@PILLS__BTW]

You are actually wrong about that

[@Thebookguy1]

First

[@ezaelflores7902]

Brewster: uploads U: being Annoying

[@mr.potatoman6610]

Nobody has said that

[@emptyhead985]

0:12 bro protected the future

[@trinimerc4696]

1995 Grand Prizes: A Yo Yo 2020 Grand Prizes: A PS5

[@Pepperknight341]

Micheal:"Dad, I'm selling candy bars. Would you buy some?" Micheal's Dad:"Sure, I'll give you 10." Micheal:"Ten dollars!?" Micheal's Dad:"No! Ten across the ass!"

[@funkyl3657]

Wow

[@jermyemyemy]

@Satan Is gay I like your name lol

[@Michael-nl3kh]

:( he was very rough

[@SkebtheOne]

@@Michael-nl3kh that's very sus

[@chickenman6]

@@SkebtheOne 👉🏻🖖🏻🥰😩

[@grantpres2155]

Everyone gangsta till you hear “alright”

[@susiepilled]

nobody gangsta till you hear "alright"

[@xyzzy219]

Everybody and noboyd

[@planetrandom20]

Ive seen this comment 10 times

[@hanzha]

Oh god

[@hanzha]

Still gansta

[@verysimplysantana]

0:13 well they are now

[@liam.m.f4593]

Remember when a concerned person on BrewstewFilms looked like '• •` instead of (• •)

[@mattstiles9591]

Ah yes, the golden age

[@uriahmiddleton5163]

(• •)

[@The_real_fbi]

('. ')

[@loomisnation9479]

“I got the type 2 diabetes you little shits you tryna kill me?” Had me dying😆😆

[@-Me_]

Ironic

[@frankierzucekjr]

All of them are great

[@jakefrost-muiser6701]

That was the funniest line I have ever heard, the way he said it🤣

[@kaderkade5913]

2:00

[@Krissshereee]

*Knock knock* “Hello sir would you like to buy some chocolate?” “Chocolate? Did you say CHoColATe?”

[@benchisholm1836]

Clemmy Clue. Yes Sir! With or without nuts.

[@Aeternitum13]

CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE!

[@bigfootjinxthecat8696]

One time i went to a restuarant. My waitress asked ay what fries? I said french, everyone laughed

[@febfreeze831]

When I was 8 I thought selling 400 over priced magazines was a fair price for a 32 inch tv

[@dooppyt4102]

As a person who lives in New Mexico that joke cracked me up

[@RachneraArachnera]

At my school, the prizes started out as shit like half a Tootsie Roll, or some earbuds that break before you even use them, and escalated to stuff like a Plasma TV, an Xbox, and a nightclub in Tokyo. I lived in the hood, so prizes like that were a big deal, but it didn't matter because we never sold anything.

[@ratsmacker693]

Damn, that nightclub in toky hit different.

[@dawnslayer]

@@ratsmacker693 no

[@dawnslayer]

Lmao our school gave away these incredibly shitty knockoff AirPods to kids who sold 100 t shirts for their fund raiser. Legit broke 2 days after I got them. But I dont even care I got better headphones anyways

[@Nunya_Bidness_53]

I raised $1500 for my school's yearbook fund when I was like ten (okay with a LOT of help from my Mom). The "grand prize" was supposed to a stereo cassette AM/FM boombox, the hot item that year (yes I'm old AF). But I got hosed; they were "sold out" so I got a mono cassette player and a mono transistor radio (which never worked). Should have kept $100 and bought my own. 😡

[@davidmckab7527]

Depression: Affects me Brewstew: Allow me to introduce myself Depression: Aw Sh*t

[@xyzzy219]

Waaaaaaaaaa

[@Celestio_GT]

"PENGUINS IN PUERTO RICO" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH made my night and I live in puerto rico

[@Noob39372]

Yikes I feel bad. You live in such a bad corrupt place. Rip Bruiser Brody

[@Noob39372]

Also this is better than Puerto Rico and all of its Latinos: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqvNZpiIedJ5hZo

[@n.k8557]

I got my early Christmas present this year.

[@xyzzy219]

Good

[@Lt_Walrus]

Dang your lucky

[@LOST_AAMON]

What was it

[@dimthecat9418]

Hanukkah came early

[@youugly4life617]

Me to

[@Stopcencorshio]

"Americas Finest Chocolate" my ass! Lol

[@wispgaming4199]

I don’t know why but this guy is pure comedic gold

[@snesguy9176]

Because he sounds a lot like and is about as funny as bill burr (comedian) imo. Brewstew is like if bill burr made KZbin shorts, it's great.

[@sircompliments5380]

"The state of New Mexico" is funnier to me because the only candy bar selling I've ever done was IN New Mexico.

[@Bragg-wt6yg]

I ate a whole box of candy bars. My poor mother had to pay for it 😂

[@rybreading]

0:10 this aged like cheese

[@hokage1997]

You can win New Mexico? "Jessie! We gotta cook!"

[@BigBobEdyS]

Love this reference😂

[@dimthecat9418]

When you hear “alright”, you know it’s gonna be a good day Edit: I stole this comment and everyone who gave me a like is an accomplice. Step outside with your hands up

[@2Node]

yeah I was never here don't arrest me

[@LezSpringfield]

How original

[@GammaArtist]

ok

[@xyzzy219]

Ye

[@erikkninja]

I havent heard that one before🥴

[@angelo_1154]

Idk how true it was when he said that the kid who won said that he had his parents take them to their work, I’ve never heard anything more relatable I swear 👌🥲

[@ourtravelingzoo3740]

Yeah my dad was dead and my mom sat at home so I was screwed

[@angelo_1154]

@@ourtravelingzoo3740 sorry to hear that 💀

[@Cap_Briggsy]

There's always that one kid in elementary school who has their parents do all the work and goes around flexing the prizes. Happens every year.

[@r5t6y7u8]

And it was always some rich kid whose parents either owned the company or was in senior management, and all the employees bought the stuff to stay on their good side.

[@j.robertsergertson4513]

Should've told Michael , Tony Danza was mentioned in a famous old song. He'd be singing "hold me closer Tony Danza" for months

[@chroma7237]

“They taste like a god damn alarm clock.”

[@clickeggorubad7410]

Schools make so much profit off children

[@mossadagent3107]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3Owhp5pe9N4h9U

[@sadiconwalangleeg]

@@mossadagent3107 ??

[@chandrakatel4354]

Those profits go to a cause, but I don't think people who comment twice about how schools are greedy would know that.

[@mamba7160]

@@chandrakatel4354 maybe yours did, ours didn’t

[@Sogekoi]

I never sold a goddamn thing during those fundraisers

[@thatcoolredkid6954]

"They taste like alarm clocks." Wait a minute

[@kommissar4472]

Wouldnt that be time consuming?

[@frankierzucekjr]

@@kommissar4472 nice. Very clever

[@keepermovin5906]

Alarm clocks have a very specific test and I know exactly what he’s talking bout for some reason

[@kommissar4472]

Took me a second

[@justvideos6025]

0:13 he predicted the Russians were going to attack