Brexit: deal or no deal? German political comedy "heute show" (English subtitles)

This week, we all got a bit closer to a no deal Brexit. For the umpteenth time, the British House of Commons failed to find a way out of this dead end.
(from German television channel ZDF on February 1, 2019)

[@matthewleslie4448]

Huge thank you from Scotland to whoever does the subtitles which allows us to enjoy this brilliant show.

[@BlauerBooo]

must be done by the show itself, since it is the official account. Although I did not do anything of that - your compliment is appreciated ;) stay strong up there!

[@pogonator1]

To threaten somebody with a visit of Günther Oettinger is deeply inhuman and not acceptable.

[@peterebel7899]

outwards the same like at home

[@kennethheal]

And therefore exactly the right policy!

[@LordBelakor]

still not funny, Heute Show is a format for braindead people, whos highest ability for recognizing and understanding a joke is a flat joke

[@emceha]

A lot, shit is viral now

[@pogonator1]

@@LordBelakor???

[@kathleenregan9356]

Also, German comedy is now officially better than British comedy. What a strange world

[@linux1324]

Not that difficult

[@brainflash1]

Only because John Oliver is now American.

[@deannebell8662]

We are not really going anywhere! We have just decided to turn our politics into one massive Monty Python sketch, just wait until you see the punch line.

[@stoneoffarel]

You just made my day with that comment!!! Brilliant!

[@brucestrongman5937]

The whole nation is going to be out whistling along, life of brian style as we crucify ourselves

[@grendelum]

Deanne Bell - it’s *_far_* more an *Edgar Allen Poe* or *Hans Christian Anderson* story than *Python...*

[@philhardackermann4366]

Too bad that John Cleese has aleady left the country ;-)

[@lapland123]

Don't mention the war? Wait that was fawlty towers...

[@Razzer666]

Hey, this show is really funny! Perhaps we can import it into Britain ... oh wait...

[@MrSKINFLICK]

German humour is 1000 times better than English humour, the rumour that we have no humour has always been spread by the Fleet Street trash press which ruined half of England including the Royal House. If we still had such a silly tabloid press in Germany, I'd commit suicide.

[@superduperpooperscooper8097]

@@MrSKINFLICK ach, halte doch die Klappe

[@MrSKINFLICK]

@@superduperpooperscooper8097 Füll mal lieber deinen YT-Kanal mit INHALTEN !

[@MrSKINFLICK]

@@superduperpooperscooper8097 Alter Fall neu aufgerollt USA haben Murdoch im Visier www.n-tv.de/wirtschaft/USA-haben-Murdoch-im-Visier-article4046161.html Die US-Bundespolizei FBI geht seit Mitte Juli 2011 Vorwürfen nach, Murdochs News Corp habe versucht, Telefongespräche von Opfern der Anschläge am 11. September 2001 abzuhören. In dem nun wieder aufgenommenen Fall geht es um einen Rechtsstreit wegen der Rabattaktion eines Supermarkts, der zum Konzern gehört. Der Konflikt wurde vor fünf Jahren außergerichtlich beigelegt.

[@justsomeone3703]

@@MrSKINFLICK Mann, hör auf, uns mit deinem Minderwertigkeitskomplex zu belästigen, auf die Scheiße hat hier wirklich niemand Bock

[@jeanjacques9980]

Thank you for taking the time to add English subtitles, appreciated. Granny Buckingham going back to her ethnic roots! JJ

[@bluerisk]

Use the auto-translation

[@CptCh4os]

I wonder how many Brits will actually see this

[@poke.monarchy]

Oneiros ich haha

[@swanpride]

The last one went viral, so.....quite a lot I guess.

[@evo_owl]

@@poke.monarchy Really? A German Video goes Viral in the Britain?

[@HaiLsKuNkY]

I am one.

[@Seamus.Harper]

@@swanpride Which one?

[@davewilson4058]

Loved the look on Oettinger's face when the interviewer suggested that after Brexit the EU would join England, priceless.

[@commonsense31]

Seriously I’m danish and this was absolutely amazing and hilarious

[@whssy]

I'm English and I live in your country and I thought it was even funnier and more amazing than you did.

[@MrHeidiHigh]

I´m German and i love the British selfironie ! For many years, they found at stonehenge a grave with bones they got Ger DNA, the Brits titled in a newspaper: "Steinhenge now ? " :D

[@matthewtrow5698]

Thank you for making a Brit laugh out loud - so you DO have a sense of humour after all (and it seems we are losing ours!)

[@herbert9241]

Speak for yourself.

You must have missed Germany's self-appointed ambassador of comedy to the United Kingdom, Henning Wehn.

[@TheOneLichemperor]

​@ He makes regular appearances on some of our greatest comedy radio shows on BBC R4, so I for one certainly did not miss him.

[@miri5373]

well who doesn't love good satire?

[@cogle_arts7332]

S.O.S. from Scotland. Please send help fast, those xenophobes down south are taking us with them..........

[@monkeymox2544]

I'm from 'down south' and I'm not an xenophobe. Plenty of Scots voted to leave. This is a problem that affects all of us, how about pulling together against Brexit instead of bringing petty nationalism into it?

[@shodank9590]

Nah just take a look at the result map and you'll see that the scots, ni and the londoner wanted to remain.

[@monkeymox2544]

@@shodank9590 I'm not denying that there was a majority for remain in Scotland, but 38% of Scottish voters voted to leave.

[@imdbist]

The Scottish didn't vote in 2016. The British did.

[@TheRubsi]

@@monkeymox2544 eh the scottish voted to stay with you guys because they have common sense. then you came in and voted them out ... so yeah, not that great for them.

[@davewilson4058]

I'm a Brit living in New Zealand. I watched the whole clip and found it hilarious. Who ever said German's lack a sense of humour should watch this. It's a good job we English have not lost the ability to laugh at our own craziness, so a lot of us would enjoy being lampooned in this way. Brilliant.

[@lukepattinson4744]

Haha quite enjoyed this, good to see our European friends can see the funny side. Brexit is Lidl food 😂

[@thetimetraveller2671]

Lidl?

[@thetimetraveller2671]

@@sebastiankronfeld2280 I know, I just haven't seen that scene when I read this, so I wondered about the context. :)

[@sebastiankronfeld2280]

@@thetimetraveller2671 Ahh ok .. i see. Well alrigth then ;)

[@kasch7574]

Not Lidl Food - Lidl cat Food !!!

[@sh0werp0wer]

@@thetimetraveller2671 "Brexit sounds like a brand of cat food from Lidl" is the actual line, Luke just managed to completely botch it to the point where it made no sense, so I can see why you're confused.

[@KamenKunchev]

"I will shoot myself in the foot if I don't get what I want." - UK

[@hannovonbahrenfeld5986]

Man the brits always claim to have such a great sense of humor, but when someone else is making fun of them they get triggered? How pathetic!

[@karstenbalamagi8463]

@@simonlaw9234 scheiß drauf

[@russellhogben6628]

Fair play. We deserve it. The whole thing is a dog’s breakfast.

[@Winnetou0210]

Darf ich dann bitte nach Deutschland ziehen? Aus Sachsen raus sozusagen mir gefällt es hier nicht.

[@monkeydank7842]

Angelsachse?

[@thisiswherethefunbegins38]

Ich würd dann dafür gern nach Sachsen

[@Mis7erSeven]

Ich bin mir da mit der Rechtslage gerade nicht sicher. Gilt Sachsen als sicheres Herkunftsland?

[@Winnetou0210]

@@Mis7erSeven weiß ich auch nicht, da muss ich mich mal vorher informieren aber ich denke nicht, dass es hier sicher ist bei ner so hohen Afd Wahlrate

[@GO-kf6vu]

@@Winnetou0210 😂👍

[@2meroyn]

THIS IS HILARIOUS! THANK YOU! A mournful Brit! [I wouldn't bet that many leave voters will watch stuff like this though - many of them have some nationalistic belief that its wrong to watch foreign tv]. I for one love the German people, would love to learn German too. I went to Hannover and Goetingen once as a 22 year old student for a one day conference, I managed to get about alright despite not speaking very much [I did try!] and many people were very kind in trying to help me, a taxi driver even said he'd be happy to give me a lift to the autobahn for free, which was very kind! I still hope someone in power will do a brave thing, see sense, and ask the people to think again! Tschuss!

[@balcomoz]

Englishman, Scotsman and Welshman sat in pub. Englishman said: We leaving!

[@outeast999]

That was marvellous, and very funny. (I'm very grateful to Günther Oettinger for stepping in at the end there - I was starting to worry that the "humourless German" stereotype had no grounding in fact whatever.)

[@Palpad100]

He at least smiled.

[@HansHackfress]

At 1:38 the subtitles read "It's like something you'd see in a primary school" but that's not what he said. Primary school is "Grundschule", but he said "Brennpunktschule" = a school in a bad area/neighbourhood, usually riddled by problems with violent pupils, often with a "migration background", that don't obey and respect the teachers. Google "Rütli school", there is an English-language Wikipedia article.

[@Mathis-nd7lv]

Des ist des selbe wie wenn man schluss macht und es dann doch bereut...

[@unusefulidiot]

Keine meiner Ex-Freundinnen wollte 39 Milliarden Euro.

[@TheLibermania]

@@unusefulidiot Dann hast du nie gelebt.

[@winterybanana]

Naja man bereut es ja nicht wirklich, man hätte nur gerne die gleichen Behandlung wie während der Beziehung, nur ohne die Verantwortung.

[@wuerfelplays2998]

@@unusefulidiot Bis jetzt😂

[@TheKartoffel101]

Eher so "wir scheiden uns aber du machst trotzdem noch meine Kleidung und holst die Kinder (die natürlich bei mir leben werden) von der Schule ab und sex haben wir dann trotzdem noch, ja?"

[@elceelcevet6998]

Cat food from Lidl!!!😀😁😂🤣😃😅🤣

[@BlauerBooo]

Yeees :) "brechen" means to puke in German. And pronouncing Brexit in German way, like they do here, reminds of the sound of puking, also (breeeeeh).

[@elceelcevet6998]

@@BlauerBooo 😂😂😂

[@GRedit1000]

@@BlauerBooo there was, or still is, an actual cat food called Brekkies in Germany… hence the simillar pronunciation.

[@fev118]

Who knew the Germans had a sense of humour? Come to think of it, maybe it’s sweeping generalisations such as that are the reason we’re unlikely to be missed...

[@aranyanifox4375]

I understand where that came from and it is a wise thought, but all countries and cultures have some type of intolerance embedded in their humour and thinking, and YOU WILL BE MISSED, believe me. And welcomed when you're back. It's the politicians that are annoying, but that is same elsewhere too. This will pass. It HAS to.

[@timdehoog5584]

Well done Germany for this very funny satire! Is this like the German Daily Show/Last Week Tonight?

[@gentiangunther5810]

Tim de Hoog Yes. The Heute-Show is always too come at friday on ZDF (german TV)

[@gavrielpapas773]

Wow! I don't speak German, but it was nice and funny to read it with English subtitles.

[@therehn]

That interview at the end was pure gold!

[@hellpuppehps3]

This was amazing! I don’t think I’ve seen any Brexit satire from the Euro side of things.. “brexual harassment” love it!

[@pierrequerette350]

Ihr könnt die Untertitel auch im Nachhinein im alten Video ergänzen.

[@vainca3192]

Dann kann man aber nicht den Titel so schön auf englisch und auf deutsch gleichzeitig preisgeben und eine höhere Klickzahl erreichen

[@xYonowaaru]

Schwierig. Vermutlich können wir schon froh sein, wenn sie es inzwischen überwunden haben das Internet auszudrucken. Das ist es ihnen nicht zuzumuten Untertitel im nachhinein zu zu fügen. Dann lieber gleich komplett neu und von Anfang an alles richtig machen. :^)

[@legrinu]

@@vainca3192 man kann eine Übersetzung von Titel und Beschreibung angeben. Dann wird das je nach Sprachauswahl auf die jeweilige Sprache gestellt.

[@maxkuppers8627]

Oh yeah nahui

[@Mis7erSeven]

Ist doch egal, hauptsache man hat Untertitel wenn man will.

[@DavidHoughton17]

:-( Breixt has made the UK such a joke.

[@FMB_Bmg]

Only 52% of it ;)

[@antonioszytulskyj8165]

The old adage tells me has the last laugh.... happened twice already. And to use Italian slang:non c'e' due senza tre.

[@jolaytango5303]

The UK is and always was a joke, just as we Germans all are Nazis! :)

[@tavish4699]

Let me correct you " revealed the uk as a joke "

[@Dan-iq9td]

No, the only losers are the citizens of the EU who have to continue on the globalist path of mass uncontrolled immigration and the end of nation-states and democracy.

[@user-uo5yy5yt9e]

I want translations for every video because I love this show ( I'm not German, nor British :) )

[@HelenaStrongFitness]

Everybody in the comment section is underrating us ... I'm a brit and i think it's funny. kiss kiss

[@ibghor]

Smart self-promotion tactic sweepea ....you're so damned lush you don't need it ..

[@jintarokensei3308]

I hope you lift hard. Gonna have to carry pretty heavy weight soon.

[@bigcheungus7539]

Kiss kiss is xx btw

[@MrQwertyman111]

That was hillarious! Had to rewatch certain bits as my german is a bit rusty, but those were 10 minutes of pure laughs :)

[@orlaoto5794]

For irony, Viagra is made in Ireland. So keep the soft border 😀

[@DasIllu]

The irony is that if you get a hard border fist the viagra gets stuck there after :)

[@neon6341]

yocin yocin typical ireland. Just perverts there XD

[@kenwissen8944]

Der ganze Brexit erinnert mich daran, wie ich heute Wasser in ein Sieb gefüllt habe... . Wieder nicht voll geworden ☹️🤷🏼‍♂️🤓

[@sugandesenuds6663]

bei dir auch?!

[@nigeh5326]

This came up on u tube out of the blue and I'm glad it did. A funny fresh angle on an issue that is driving we Brits madder than ever. Danke U Tube

[@AllenTaylor-lu9bu]

Great video, good to see you have a sense of humour!!

[@TheRhandolph]

Ich komme aus England und liebe Europa, es ist sehr Traurig.

[@maryrose4712]

Comedy can reveal a country's pulse better than any other medium. Thanks for posting. Very funny.

[@lioraselby5328]

The Germans really did a good job with The Daily Show format.

[@idpro83]

I don't think the ending is correct because most Germans want the crybabies to leave and never come back.

[@ralphvandereb66]

if we are cry babies what are you embryos ?

[@jackkruese4258]

White Supremacy Please remember that half of us didn’t want this shit shower and are as fed up as you are.

[@ralphvandereb66]

@White Supremacy get used to it buddy get ready for the things to come

[@remingtontufflips7900]

That's not true 😂😂

[@karinkrebs5102]

*extreme nosebleeding* wow !

[@jonstevens4839]

Wish I’d seen this earlier, echt toll!

[@mickwoolley8267]

Priceless. Worth learning to read for!

[@gchelem]

Very un PC but spot on. Thank you German friends. A lot of us will miss being part of the EU club.

[@danpfi7850]

Still have my hopes you'll stay 💓 The companies don't want to, most politician don't want to and I'm pretty sure most people don't want to go either after all this trouble

[@Westwoodii]

@@danpfi7850 We have a saying in English: "It's not over til the Fat Lady sings!" Well, the Fat Lady is still in the wings, she hasn't sung yet. Sooo...we haven't (yet) given up hope. The Labour party has now come out openly in support of another referendum. We have a march calling for it on March 23rd - watch out for it. As Churchill said, "Never give in. Never give in. Never, never, never, never-in nothing, great or small, large or petty-never give in, except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force. Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.” We Remainers aren't giving in either - not til the Fat Lady sings. Great satire, btw. We used to be masters of satire here in UK - now, sadly, our reality satirises itself.

[@danpfi7850]

@Andy Frost a majority that was convinced with lies and half truths is not a majority I trust to make a sound decision. Which is the main reason why we have a representative democracy. I don't let my family hold a vote if I want a surgery, I ask a doctor for their informed opinion.

[@danpfi7850]

@Andy Frost there is nothing to overturn. It's Referendum, not law. It literally has zero legal consequences. There is a democratic process that's a tad more complicated than mob rule

[@imdbist]

I can leave the EU and still have German friends and enjoy their humour.

[@Nilguiri]

I'm embarrassed and ashamed to be British. I'm going to apply for Spanish citizenship.

[@executorclasslover6889]

Don't you have humor

[@oli073]

Germany has a decent sense of humor. Effects of Brexit?

[@leonstone5839]

We always had. Okay, don't watch our mainstream comedy movies, they are reaaaaaaally awful, but this aside, we are actually a funny bunch :)

[@boahkeinbockmehr]

We love satire and speak sarcasm fluently, but we suck at comedy. Also we have this thing of deliberately telling bad jokes called "Flachwitze"

[@zorglub667]

nice drinking game: for every "oh my god, germans do/don't have a sense of humour after all!" comment under any german comedy video that in some shape or form speaks to a partially english audience, have a shot. just be aware that this type of drinking game might kill you rather quickly. one day, maybe someone should inform that narcissistic army of self declared guardians of the holy grail of comedy that one does not magically turn into john cleese just by being born in the area :)

[@leoduck7243]

After three minutes of scrolling, I open the fourth bottle.

[@bar10ml44]

Fantastic to see a sense of humour coming from Germany.

[@umfurenergie2523]

Well done! Well done!

[@edcleasby1120]

Hey, come on ... give a bit. We gotta gun to our head - and we ain't afraid to use it.

[@Butchcavalier]

Don't do it, you have so much to live for!

[@russellhogben6628]

The sad thing is it’s so true.

[@uselessshit3119]

Der Text unten auf dem "Die Toten Hirne von London" Poster

[@iamcurious9541]

Mensch, das sollte doch niemand sehen!

[@gabhere]

Habs auch gesehen

[@weedtaker]

Was steht denn da? Ich kannst nicht lesen, ich kann das Video nicht in einer guten Qualität laden ... -.-

[@qwstrfgqwstrfg360]

@@weedtaker "hier stand ursprünglich mal lorem ipsum, aber niemand hat bemerkt, dass ich ihn heimlich ausgetauscht habe. also doch, du jetzt gerade, aber das bleibt unser geheimnis."

[@ralfmoebius4260]

@@wasserflussigkeit3239 mann habt ihr gute augen...

[@maryrose4712]

PS, I finally found out the proper pronunciation for Lidl.

[@Demovitron]

Hehe! Brexit was good for something then. I hope you guys will be alright. It seems your politicians aren't able or willing to do anything helpful at this point.

[@rossleeson8626]

Dear Europe, Apologies for my countrymen. We are not all deluded. I think you are actually better off without us. We're idiots.

[@Dan-iq9td]

The only person that is an idiot us you. Don't apologise on behalf of us. You should apologise for your traitorous behavior on these comment sections.

[@trevormj]

@@Dan-iq9td Ross Leeson is absolutely correct - we are being let down by those that are incapable of thinking issues through. Their knee jerk reaction at the referendum was based on misconceptions about race and sovereignty. The workers from the EU will be replaced by workers from the Commonwealth, the trading laws that we will have to comply with will be the ones set by our larger trading partners - so how does your vote regain sovereignty or control immigration. However I wish the EU had listened to the UK's concerns over the years (and taken note of the rise of right wing groups within the rest of Europe) and had the humility to accept that not was at all well within the EU on a political front.

[@russellhogben6628]

Please don’t tar us all with the same brush. I know many, many people who voted remain.

[@Demovitron]

It's going to be alright. You can join the Swiss Union. Free cheese for all of Britain!

[@aranyanifox4375]

In the end, as a non-Englush anglophile, I watch this kind of jokes and laugh and then I end up crying an hour later. I can understand that many people live in the past, I understand that they were naive to believe all those lies and that it is sometimes so painfull to admit that one has made a fool of oneself, but in the end, Britain did not deserve this. When experts of manipulation control the media and when they misinform the people to frighten them, to divide and fill them with hate, then rational thunking gets weaker and irrational fears, insecurities and animosities take over. In the end, millions of Britons just stood no chance against the combined forces of Rupert Murdoch's nazi propaganda machine and Cambrige Analytica's rigging capabilities. Britain may have been manipulated into making the wrong choice, but it does not diminish the beauty of Britain, it's people and it's culture in any way. It is just heartbreaking to watch the place you love destroy itself, but this too shall pass.

[@TheNefastor]

That 50-50 guy was awesomely crap at math ! I hope he doesn't do his own taxes !!! :-D

[@nathliemajskolv3525]

That interview was hilarious!!

[@vulgarresponse7080]

I think this humour is excellent, we are all being driven mad by Brexit in Blighty on both sides,we need something like this to lift our spirits,thankyou.👍👍👍👍

[@JerkerDahlblom]

Hahaha "You can grill your After Eights"

[@executorclasslover6889]

1:23 this is where the fun beginns

[@AlexTrusk91]

@heute show nice to see an english version on your official channel. satire done right

[@derlaurenz]

Das berühmte deutsche Schimpfwort: "Lass mich in Ruhe" XD XD

[@rmason4358]

I like your channel. And you say it as it is! :D That is a very scary film :-/

[@gavincole5793]

Thank you for the English subtitles but please sent help... also send Dunkelweizen 😋

[@peterdixon7734]

Whisper: Rammstein, Blind Guardian, Lacrimosa and Blutengel are all very popular in the UK: pass it on.

[@anjachan]

nice! xD

[@screenPhiles]

I live in the United States and Germany is starting to sound kinda awesome.

[@MichaelThomas-op1ts]

I was laughing my tits off. Fairplay you Germans have a great sense of humour.

[@MichaelThomas-op1ts]

@random earthling and we will keep our humour because of brexit. Cultural dilution will destroy everything that is great and wonderful that has defined our countries for thousands of years. Good luck. X

[@FMB_Bmg]

Random fact: This guy dubs all characters that are portrayed by David Walliams in the German version of "Little Britain". (It's actually true)

[@herbert9241]

That is interesting. Oddly. Oddly - because I was never interested in Little Britain. I suppose I find it interesting in as far as I quite like the presenter of this show.

[@pathfinder7858]

I didn't realise he Germans had a sense of humour until now...

[@akari8168]

XD oh man nur weil man auf dem anderen Fleck der Erde wohnt ist man komplett anders oder was Ich hoffe das ist nur ein Witz

[@antonioszytulskyj8165]

The hell they don't. I've travelled my part of the world. Never heard of German sense of humour. Where are your Stan laurel, Charlie Chaplin, Mr bean, Bennie Hill? You suck in humour like in rock music. Nothing

[@boahkeinbockmehr]

@@antonioszytulskyj8165 comedy =/= humour. We love satire and sarcasm here, not necessarily comedy

[@markuskusskuss]

@@antonioszytulskyj8165 Ignorance is a bliss, facepalm

[@antonioszytulskyj8165]

@@markuskusskuss never play golf with a German.......you'll be in the bunker all day

[@whiterabbit3759]

Coool. Danke!

[@robertdogg9499]

I see the blend of Germans and humor is as potent as ever!

[@nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340]

Das ist sehr gut Show für mich. Mit diese Show kann ich Deutsch lernen.

[@kathleenregan9356]

Was not expecting a Ryanair joke in German

[@HellStr82]

its universal

[@krachenford9594]

Auf meiner Reise durch Yorkshire 2017 konnte ich nichts erkennen, was man irgendwie auf dem Weltmarkt hätte verkaufen können. Viel Spaß beim Brexit, Euren tollen Humor werdet Ihr brauchen.

[@aranyanifox4375]

Das war pure Schadenfreude... Das Volk in Grossbritannien war zuerst manipuliert, verängstigt und aufgehetzt, dann belogen und betrogen, und am Ende wurden natürlich die Resultate des Referendums verfälscht durch Cambrige Analytica und anderen. Alles sichtbar online, in real time, als es passierte. Und sie werden IMMER NOCH vom rechtsorientierten Medien und den Tories belogen, gehetzt und mit falschen Versprechen verwirrt. Dieses Chaos aber haben sie nicht verdient. Ähnliches kann man momentan überall in der Welt sehen. Angstschürerei, Manipulationen, Fremdenhass, Hasspredigten, Drohungen, düstere Prophezeiungen und Verschwörungstheorien haben schon viele Völker in Selbstzerstörung getrieben. Auf die Lügen reingefallen zu haben macht die Briten noch nicht zu schlecten Volk oder so was.

[@krachenford9594]

@@aranyanifox4375 Stimmt, hab ich aber auch nicht behauptet.

[@bertkassing8541]

A good example of great German humor. Top!

[@smalllJ]

This reminds me of the old Daily Show with John Stewart

[@theColJessep]

The concept was copied from Stewart and Colbert.

[@mindset-maennchen]

Believe me,to me it's the funniest and an honest Show in Germany... I watch this in YT cause the Show comes Friday at Midnight in TV.... Oliver Welke (Host) and the Rest of the Team are soooo funny!!!

[@danielwhyatt3278]

OH MY GOD THIS IS BRILLIANT😆 Cool to see they are doing stuff in Germany in much the same ways as we do over here. Still not staying though.😝😂

[@Nickname_42]

50-50 in die andere Richtung, das ist schon Weltklasse, frag mich welche der beiden Gehirnzellen da gesprochen hat, aber naja 50/50 Chance.

[@winterybanana]

Urch den Teil fand ich gar nicht lustig, jeder weiß doch was der gemeint hat und zwar dass das Ergebnis sehr knapp war. Es gibt wohl Leute die argumentieren dass es nicht ausreichend legitim ist da das Ergebnis fast 50/50 war, und dagegen wird argumentiert dass es nie enden wird wenn ein erneutes Referendum durchgeführt wird und ein eben so knappes Ergebnis raus kommen sollte, möglicherweise für die andere Seite, damit würde nichts erreicht werden.

[@Nickname_42]

@@winterybanana Installiere dir das mal bitte: languagetool.org/

[@latscho1239]

Ich bin auch der Meinung, dass es nich grade satirische Meisterleistung ist, sich über einen Engländer lustig zu machen, der in einer fremden Sprache etwas eigentlich ziemlich logisches erklärt. Ich finde der Typ hat recht und wenn du auf Englisch politische Zusammenhänge erklären müsstest, würdest du wahrscheinlich viel mehr Fehler machen.

[@SomePotato]

52/48 ist faktisch 50/50. Und ein neues Referendum würde wahrscheinlich ähnlich ausgehen. Die heute show macht sich an der Stelle darüber lustig, dass so ein knappes Ergebnis benutzt wird, so eine weitreichende Entscheidung wie Brexit zu treffen, nicht über den Kommentator.

[@Nickname_42]

@@SomePotato Das Lustige an der Demokratie ist, bei 50/50 wird gar nichts gemacht. Zudem wird nicht das richtige getan, sondern was die Mehrheit will.

[@leonheimann6004]

Ich liebe es😂

[@notkira_x]

*McDonald's Werbung intensifies*

[@censusgary]

“With experience, you get smarter.” But that doesn’t apply in politics. Look at ... sheesh, just about any country right now.

[@siyabongamchunu4342]

Granny Buckingham....yrrrr. lol

[@johnmaclagan2263]

Im scottish and this is funny although, English and British are 2 different things. LOL granny Buckingham returning to her german homeland

[@BlauerBooo]

Yes, sorry, we do know it somehow, but still England makes the pars pro toto sometimes.... and in that case: weren't it especially English people voting to leave the EU?! (We also say Great Britian if we mean the UK as the translation of United Kingdom, Vereinigtes Königreich, is very uncommon in colloquial German language (and I think Great Britian includes Ireland as a whole, why Britian excludes Ireland as a whole - so both is different from the UK... or so?? :D )).

[@johnmaclagan2263]

@@BlauerBooo Britain is the name of the island with Scotland, England and Wales, Great Britain is Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland ( just the 6 counties ). The UK is the political name for our economic and political alliance. Its a bug bear on my part the US is the worst for switching in British and English. England has the majority of the population so were outnumbered in votes. England and Wales voted leave, Scotland and Northern Ireland voted remain but the majority wins in a democracy

[@herbert9241]

@White Supremacy - It's lamb with mint sauce, you philistine.

[@wangdangdoodie]

@White Supremacy Racist

[@wangdangdoodie]

@@johnmaclagan2263 Great Britain is the land mass comprising the countries of England, Scotland, Wales and their respective outlying islands. The United Kingdom, or to give it it's full title, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, is a sovereign country formed in 1922 following the partition of Ireland, and consisting of the four constituent countries of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.

[@stevegbond85]

And they say Germans don’t have a sense of humour.

[@maxkick7656]

Günther Oettinger is such a meme hahaha

[@CrunchyNorbert]

Well this sure changed my mind..

[@zig131]

The referendum should never have happened in the first place. It was just a ploy to keep the Conservative party together that back-fired. It's the responsibility of our MPs to underatand the big issues and make desicisions on behalf of thier constituents. Such a big, drastic desision should never have been given to a populace who didn't (and mostly still don't) understand what the EU does and how entwined with it we are.

[@herbert9241]

Speak for yourself.

[@wangdangdoodie]

Thomas Sturges-Allard. Wow, what an arrogant person you are. How do you even presume to know what other people do and do not understand?! You are the definition of a bad loser. Did you spit out your dummy when you heard the result? Or maybe throw your rattle out of your pram? Also, first and foremost, it is the responsibility of MP's to ensure the will of the people is carried out. There was an overwhelming majority (including Labour, The Lib Dems, SNP & Plaid Cymru) in the British parliament to approve and abide by the result of any referendum offered to the people of the UK. The very same MP's suddenly cry foul when the result doesn't go their way. The UK is to be applauded for it's decision to hold a referendum, no other country in the world would have the courage to offer it's citizens such a democratic exercise, certainly none in the EU. Ireland and Denmark tried and they were browbeaten into submission by their German masters. Although you claim the population doesn't understand what the EU does i think the opposite is true, many people are at last beginning to wake up to just what it does do and stand for, and they don't like what they see.

[@heronimousbrapson863]

The conservatives could have simply ignored the results of the brexit referendum, just as the popular choice of "boaty mcboatface" was.

[@TheOneLichemperor]

At a sound decision was made in the naming of those vessels, and a reasonable stance was found to please most people. With Brexit - nobody is happy, they can't make a decision and virtually everybody is getting shafted!

[@sjrescapades2256]

Ich bin englisch und das ist ganz fantastisch

[@smeechdog]

Brit here - this is fucking awesome. Subbed!

[@judeirwin2222]

I saw no subtitles for some segments.

[@dado4352]

Is Mcdonalds really afraid for his quality downfall? LOL

[@WhatsInAName222]

This is hilarious! I love the potshots the Germans took at themselves. Sure there was plenty of Brit bashing but it wasn’t one sided 😂. Miss Jon Stewart. 😢

[@noquad824]

I wonder how many ppl actually get the joke "There you can cut up a piece from"

[@bobbest1611]

1:40 he was hollering "odor, odor, odor, odor"

[@paulone4089]

I wonder, how many Brits really think, that the European union goes down just because they get out. Although I think, that they stay inside the European union. Sorry for my bad English. And yes, I'm German.

[@mrbliss9288]

Marcel Davi's denkst du ehrlich will heißt wollen auf englisch???? Ich hab das gar nicht richtig verstanden😂😂

[@paulone4089]

@@mrbliss9288 Zufrieden? xD

[@paulone4089]

@@mrbliss9288 Und außerdem, wollte ich nicht wollen, sondern werden Hinschreiben!

[@mrbliss9288]

Marcel Davi's hmm dann hab ich die Bedeutung einfach nicht verstanden weiß nicht ob jetzt ab Dir lag oder an mir ich finde aber jetzt kann man es besser verstehen und ich denke ja dass das deine Intention war😉

[@poke.monarchy]

No - we don’t think that. Lol. Why would we??

[@Lumpiluk]

Nach "Und was tanzen Sie so?" hätte ich fast erwartet zu hören "Kohlrabi. Gedünsteter Kohlrabi mit Fischstäbchen und Remouladensoße."

[@swanpride]

Krawel! Krawel!

[@TalesofCalandria]

Ich frage mich, ob beim Brexit ein Zitronenbällchen im Spiel war...

[@swanpride]

Keine Ahnung, aber ich bin mir ziemlich sicher dass die meisten Britischen Politiker nur ein Jodeldiplom haben.

[@TalesofCalandria]

@@swanpride Tja, früher war halt eben doch mehr Lametta... =)

[@katrinsastim9681]

Einfach cool 👍🏽👍🏽

[@KarmaMan82]

2:13 Daniel Kawczynski is genius: Bayxit, Bayxit, täätäääräääääääää, oans zwoa gsuffa!!!!!!!

[@foppo100]

I like this Liebe Englander what next la la land? Confusion carries on in the U.K .

[@janeisklar3923]

Heute show übersetzt "Brennpunktschule" mit "primary school" Kennen also andere Länder, nicht diese Probleme? Oder ist in England jede Grundschule eine Brennpunktschule?

[@hinterpfalz]

Nein, das ist nur einfach scheisse uebersetzt :) In GB gibt es soziale Brennpunkte und Schulen darin, genau wie in Deutschland.

[@janeisklar3923]

@@hinterpfalz in Zeiten wo Satiremagazine ganze politischekarrieren Enden, wegen einer falsch ausgedrückten Meinung, ist das echt dumm.

[@iamcurious9541]

Why is this video longer than the one with a german title?

[@swanpride]

Because it combines two videos about the topic. The interview was originally in a separate video.

[@THE16THPHANTOM]

nice, they have john oliver like shows in Germany.