Brian Blessed Swearing Compilation

A finely selected collection of profanities articulated by the person with the greatest voice to ever exist, Brian Blessed. Headphones advisory.
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[@acemcwolf5445]

Brian blessed is the glorious combination of a British gentleman,Santa and a bear.

[@christopheranderson100]

i literally laughed out loud

[@pateris]

Ah, bollocks ! ;)

[@basedbattledroid3507]

And the desire to have a shit

[@vattmann1387]

Complete with punching a bear to save it :)

[@charliethegrimreaper8631]

Absolutely 💜

[@jackchatham3947]

'National Treasure' is a phrase that's bandied about all too easily these days. This, ladies and gentleman, is what a real national treasure looks like!

[@jackstewart2258]

but does Sean Lock agree

[@DarthBigBen]

No, he’s an international treasure.

[@handyandy6050]

Yep.

[@timmccaffrey1326]

What a great beast of a man!..he blows around the place like a hurricane!...he's 81 years old this year and he's still roaring like a great friendly bull!

[@dhtelevision]

Tim mcCaffrey EIGHTY FUCKING ONE, WHAT, FUCKING WHAT, I thought he was 54

[@normiehunter9864]

He literally does not look like he's 80+

[@vattmann1387]

@Charles Fleury II DIIIEEE/ DIIIVE!

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

Didn't know he was that old, I though he was at most in his 60s

[@BookieKillah]

@@dhtelevision He would've only been 15 when he was in Flash Gordon then!...

[@mrfashionguy1]

Not sure what's funnier, 20 consecutive "bollocks"'s in a row, or Stephen nearly dying of laughter in the background..

[@PTNLemay]

Why was he holding his hand in ice water though?

[@lauridscm1]

@@PTNLemay I think it was to see who could do it the longest

[@TranscendentLion]

@@PTNLemay It was part of an experiment to demonstrate the effect of swearing on pain tolerance.

[@zacmumblethunder7466]

@@TranscendentLion I wonder what made them think of Mr Blessed as a suitable subject? ; )

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

Zac Mumblethunder I’ve no fucking idea?

[@LiterallyEd]

These ASMR videos are really improving.

[@danfors1333]

ASMR for the hearing impaired and deaf.

[@handyandy6050]

@@danfors1333Pardon?

[@hoppinonabronzeleg9477]

This is why life is so sanitised. We need Brian Blesseds sweary outbursts to keep our immune systems healthy.

[@ShamrockParticle]

To that, I say "VARUNIKKKK!" Or rather, King Ycarnos said that. I say "Brian is the only person who isn't Peter Capaldi to make such incessant swearing generally compelling!"

[@ssimpson3288]

I'll admit I'm surprised he was never in any of the Lord of The Rings or Hobbit films.

[@duncanpaul6093]

S Simpson i reckon he wouldve made a great beorn

[@G1NZOU]

I really want a Farmer Giles of Ham film now, I grew up listening to Blessed on audio cassette tape every time we went on a long car trip. He would have made an amazing Beorn.

[@jagpro91]

I could easily see him as Tom Bombadil if that character was included in the movies.

[@WhiteCamry]

He would've been a great Tom Bombadil.

[@obscureentertainment8303]

He'd have made a good Gimli.

[@patrickkeating1075]

How was Brian Blessed NOT a dwarf in the Lord of the Rings or Hobbit movies? He’s certainly got the glorious beard and profanities for it!

[@taloscal]

well he's a Dwarf in Warhammer if that counts for anything, Gotrek Gurnisson.

[@patrickkeating1075]

@@taloscal True! He slays as Gotrek Gurnisson.

[@cubdukat]

He probably wouldn’t have worked physically. Supposedly Peter Jackson had a hard time making John Rhys-Davies look right as a dwarf, and he’s smaller than Brian.

[@cubdukat]

He probably wouldn’t have worked physically. Supposedly Peter Jackson had a hard time making John Rhys-Davies look right as a dwarf, and he’s smaller than Brian.

[@Voodoomaria]

I have ALWAYS liked Brian Blessed. Obviously an educated and sophisticated man, and yet so well grounded

[@MrTowton1461]

A great British institution is our Brian. Love him to bits.

[@stiofanloingsigh351]

In an alternate timeline, he would have been the perfect Robert Baratheon.

[@BronyDanProductions]

I doubt Joffrey would have gotten onto the Iron Throne, because any trouble from him and Brian would have given him the Polar Bear Treatment.

[@Mersault26]

I Claudius is one of GRRMs favourite shows, with Tiberius being the largest inspiration for Stannis, and with aSoIaF taking some inspiration no doubt from the dynastic politics involved. I have no doubt that Brian Blessed and his depiction of Augustus was one of the inspirations for Robert Baratheon.

[@colummccrudden101]

''70 degrees below 0 with a wind chill factor of 70 as i approached the magnetic north pole................... i had to have a shit'' Beautiful

[@architectofechoes4]

Quite possibly the best sentence I've ever read !! Howled with laughter watching Brian say it & howled again reading it !!!!

[@tsopmocful1958]

I can think of no better time or place to feel relief at achieving the objective. But I suppose it all went south from that point on...magnetically at least.

[@Wolvenworks]

because when nature calls, you bet your goddamn ass you'd have to answer it

[@bleedingpepper]

I want Brian Blessed to narrate a day in my life. It would make it sound incredible.

[@jamessolly3030]

I want him to do Jackanory when he's drunk! :)

[@Problembeing]

One of the most amazing people I've met. Never heard so many anecdotes in one sitting in my life. The life this man has led. Legend. One of those rare occasions where they really are 'what you see is what you get'.

[@Mishima505]

I want the last 12 seconds as my ringtone

[@TheHutchy01]

I might have a look at setting it as my alarm, if it doesn't wake me it'll damn sure kill me.

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

FYI this link only works for 14 days. If anyone reads this within those 14 days then this is an audio clip I made so you can set it as a ring tone. www.mediafire.com/file/8wd19fqjf43mlh5/BrainBlessed.wav/file

[@Isildun9]

This man is an international treasure.

[@bigjohnvinegar6227]

Top fella! National treasure, Small fact Brian’s size and massive lung capacity were partly due to the fact he could naturally bench press over 400 pounds well into his 50s and 60s.absolute legend.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Big john Vinegar if only we could all be like that in our elder years

[@DDRWakaLaka]

hotttt

[@orbtastic]

I saw him do a 3 hour monologue a few years back, it was brilliant.

[@lonestar6709]

_"Gordon's alive?!"_

[@cjamthepatricianakabilldoo7852]

Lone Star kzbin.info/www/bejne/omHJn5SnjN2nq7M

[@markhowards420]

You bet your life he fucking well is.

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

"Gordon's alive?! Bollocks!"

[@kierancoldwell6478]

"Family friendly pg clean"

[@pateris]

Bollocks! ;)

[@wordreet]

Only if you clean it with bleach AND caustic soda at the same time!!!

[@scrubsrc4084]

It is when Brian blessed is saying it

[@MichaelSHartman]

I first saw him on "I, Claudius". It was almost impossible to dislike him, which made it difficult to believe he was the stern blood stained hyper ambitious Augustus Caesar.

[@JavertRA]

He's fairly unlike usual Blessed roles in that; he's a lot more quiet for much of the time - so it makes it more effective when he does get shouty.

[@timcolledge3732]

Will always remember Brian Blessed in Blackadder !!🤣🤣

[@republicofengineers1983]

Same here 😀

[@Temeraire101]

Apparently Samuel Jackson will be the first celebrity voice alternative for Alexa. That’s pretty cool. I nominate Brian Blessed to be next 😁

[@larryalexander900]

They were both in Star Wars.

[@jamesmcneil3412]

@@larryalexander900 who did Brian blessed portray?

[@larryalexander900]

@@jamesmcneil3412 Boss Nass.

[@jamesmcneil3412]

@@larryalexander900 thank you

[@shayZero]

Brian was the first celeb I ever met. He was the Lion in the Wizard of Oz at my local theatre in the early 90s. He was massive and loud and i loved him

[@causticwit]

"IF I ONLY HAD THE FUCKING NERVE!"

[@lNeml]

This man is a national treasure

[@FlyingScott]

2:41 Stephen just absolutely dying got me

[@idleonlooker1078]

Brian Blessed - a man who knows his mind, calls a spade a spade - and lives life to the full!! What an amazing man, and living legend!! 👍

[@hutchy1k94]

I can only hope to one day be as loud as Brian Blessed.

[@vetlerradio]

This man does not need a mic!

[@warlordqueekheadtaker7960]

Hes the greatest Dwarf slayer ever!! Gotrek Forever!!!!⛏🛡

[@andynixon2820]

I want him to be my grandad. He'd be the best , sweariest grandad ever .

[@AndrewMartinIsHere]

I saw him a few years back on a book tour for his autobiography, and he did his talk inside the cathedral at Ely. All was going okay until he said fuck, and then he realised what he’d said and where he’d just said it, and that the Bishop was in the front row of the audience. He then spent about 10mins repeatedly saying it whilst explaining the origins and meaning of the word. He is a very funny man.

[@gingerfloof777]

Two amazing minds, voices and personalities in Blessed and Fry, and Fry’s cracking up at Blessed swearing. Amazing.

[@vaderboy121]

god bless you Brian you glorious mad man

[@cullendarbymcdaniel907]

I'm so surprised that he doesn't appear in any Harry Potter movie.

[@G1NZOU]

Alternate Hagrid. "You're a fucking wizard Harry!"

[@FEARSWTOR]

Well, he was... but when they told him to say some magic words... 3:27

[@zacmumblethunder7466]

@@FEARSWTOR "Grow some balls you little turd and go and chin that bastard Voldemort..."

[@richardharrold9736]

They had to cut Rik Mayall out of the movie as nobody could act with him around, they were all killing themselves laughing. I suspect Brian would have had much the same effect.

[@johnmartinez7440]

@@richardharrold9736 He made people laugh, but they did actually film the scenes. Afterwards Chris Columbus said he didn't like the look and decided to just omit the character altogether.

[@TheHutchy01]

Seeing Bercow there just made me realize the next best job for Brian is as Speaker of the Commons and not just because we'd hear proceedings from space

[@zacmumblethunder7466]

He is what Parliament needs:. "Get it sorted, you bastards or I'll fucking chin you"

[@youngdolo8]

*" B O L L O C K S ! ! ! ! ! "*

[@madabbafan]

That wasn't Bercow. It was Alan Duncan.

[@daloki349]

The carefully constructed deadpan persona of Paul Merton on HIGNFY is blown to bollocks here.

[@driftwood1906]

Only Brian Blessed would punch a polar bear!

[@lars573]

Well him and the Punisher...

[@ShamrockParticle]

The polar bear would fall over into a coma by hearing merely the first syllable emanating out of him!

[@Lozzomatic]

While I'm sure the Queen has sworn plenty of times in her life for various reasons hearing Brian Blessed confirm it in a re-telling of her saying 'fuck' is bloody hilarious.

[@holliswilliams8426]

My great-grandmother worked with the Queen when she was in the Women's Army during WWII, never heard any anecdotes about here but wouldn't surprise me.

[@danielfennessey]

“Oooh… shit, I said fuck!” Gets me every time. I didn’t know he could squeak that high.

[@garvinanders2355]

Oh I love listening to this man! No matter what else we can say about England, they gave us Brian Blessed and that is something to be proud of.

[@johnny5805]

That was the quickest 3m 41s i've ever experienced ! Awesome !

[@OffbeatWorlds]

"Keep your knackers in your underpants, you dirty bugger" I'm dead xD

[@andrewhaines8603]

Invite Brian Blessed & Miriam Margoles to dinner and I think I'd die laughing!

[@morbius109]

This man is a wondrous whirlwind of marvelously manic, unfettered, utterly insane energy and he is absolutely magnificent. Especially that rant starting @ 2:58 LOL. Brian should be the next PM. That, or make him Baron Blessed and put him in the Lords, and watch the madcap hilarity that ensues xD

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

Brian Blessed; the most underrated jewel in the British Crown.

[@scrubsrc4084]

Met the man, what an absolute legend!

[@rokker101]

a complete and utter legend

[@bbb462cid]

Anyone who can make Stephen Frye crack up is probably OK

[@fransb8543]

It's so funny to see Stephen Fry going to pieces

[@zacmumblethunder7466]

I'm on a phone and can't post a link, but search for "shagged by a rare parrot". Fry was filming a TV version of Douglas Adams's book "Last chance to see" and the naturalist with him had an unfortunate encounter with a kakapo.

[@TimD.Morand]

Without much context, but wonderfully uncensored.

[@Trek001]

3:37 - stephenfry.exe has failed to work

[@PLANDerLinde99]

I first heard of this guy when he voiced Johnathan Warwick in COD: Black Ops 4. I've loved this guy since

[@cDayz]

This never fails to have me in stitches & tears of joy.

[@StirlingProduct01]

Brian blessed swearing is properly the best thing ever! XD

[@CyberLink70]

This guy voiced Clayton in Disney's Tarzan.

[@Fluffymenace]

omg.......so basically, hes playing a younger, evil version of himself XD

[@jamessolly3030]

I forgot about that! He also played a pirate in that Aardman film Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists. Amazing he didn't swear then. :)

[@shrubby-ov4yw]

Also did the tarzan call as well

[@deuceydee3506]

Gorilla *_G O R I L L A_*

[@harryemmott8597]

"are you allowed to say fuck?" " As long as you shout it Brian"

[@nobodyuknow4911]

Brian Blessed is a treasure for humanity, and he should be APPLAUDED to cuss and swear like an entire ship full of drunken sailors on shore leave right in front of an entire convent full of nuns! ^_^

[@10bencook]

I love that Brian swears a lot.

[@MightyCaullie]

3:25 Brian swearing like a madman at the end with his great distinguished, booming king voice had me suffocating with laughter

[@sephjnr]

"Go and repeat that to my mum!"

[@mrkeefor]

Always guaranteed a laugh with Brian. Even though I've seen his HIGNFY appearance multiple times I still end up with tears in my eyes and sore cheeks and short of breath from all the laughing

[@carlhicksjr8401]

That man has a cannon with vocal chords attached.... :D

[@NerdTrap]

Never seen Stephen fry laugh like that 🤣

[@justadudeh3re]

Only Brian could cuss like a sailor and make it look classy.

[@guileniam]

Lord of the rings missed out not hiring him

[@Tony-112]

Definitely!

[@benjackinoff5583]

Hearing someone swearing isn't exactly pleasure to ones ears, but after watching this video.. I was very wrong.

[@Yellowswift3]

Thank you for uploading, I haven't laughed this much in a while. :D :D

[@montyzumazoom1337]

Great chap, he’s brilliant! GORDONS ALIVE🙃😜🤗

[@adnaanu]

He was perfectly cast as Steven Toasts Dad

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

2:10 Brian Blessed can open his mouth so wide it just looks unnatural

[@finstertv3822]

We are truly blessed with his presence in this world

[@saberovsky]

I would really like to meet this man,It will really make my day.

[@jonathankent1517]

*B O L L O C K S ! ! ! ! !*

[@pateris]

Feck, shite, arse ! ;)

[@theadventuresofnekosnowbal7285]

When Brian Blessed swears, other people apologize to him.

[@danwic]

"Connect, you arseing chunk-bucket!" I lost it 🤣🤣

[@tyrstark8673]

Who's here after hearing about the Felix and Gotrek DLC?

[@chriscutting5773]

this man is an absolute FUCKING legend

[@seatspud]

Brian Blessed being (fucking) iconic.

[@ravsingh5347]

Bless him..... AWESOME CHARACTER 🙏

[@davidpaul2797]

Oh god, that cut to the presenter in the last moment is priceless

[@DeanMoxley87]

Wait a second, The Queen watches Have I Got News For You

[@fransb8543]

Yes, has one got news for one, highly amusing

[@michaellam2508]

*King Richard IV:* As the Good Lord said, 'Love Thy Neighbour as Thyself, unless he's Turkish, in which case, kill the bastard!' _(From The Black Adder Episode 2, Born to Be King)_ My favourite line involving Mr. Blessed himself! Forgive me if it's offensive, but that made me laugh when I first watched it!

[@youdesklamp]

Okay, hadn't seen much of him beyond a few minutes. I now know that Steven Toast is 80% a Brian Blessed impression

[@Oheretic]

There is something exceedingly wholesome about this.

[@Stratboy999]

When Brian Blessed enters, the bleep machine editor is put on standby for overtime.

[@robcross4458]

Love Brian. A true legend.

[@richiefennah4699]

Brian Blessed vs Gordon Ramsay in a swearing match:Death Battle

[@WinterPhoenix]

American tv: No we cant have the F word on tv its bad English tv: FUCKING SEND IT!

[@OnafetsEnovap]

Happy birthday, Brian Blessed! :)

[@AzaIndustries]

Omg, I didn't think I've ever hear him reach that note..

[@Wildboy789789]

Aza-Industries oh shit I've said fuck

[@davidwatson3035]

A far cry from his excellent work as Augustus.

[@robhosking9399]

Brian is a national treasure, just a very brilliant man...!

[@alisoncleeton877]

The Man. The Legend.

[@handyandy6050]

Mr Blessed can be quite irreverent at times! Mind You, I don't think we need fear invasion whilst he's in the UK! "Prepare to be overrun! Who's that? Oh shit, it's Blessed! Run Awaaaaaaaay!"

[@stone1andonly]

He must be amazing at parties! lol

[@crashusmaximus]

Someone needs to get this amazing man in the same room as Samuel L Jackson to just riff on some bollocks.

[@craig1538]

Brian Blessed is the only person who talks in caps lock.

[@jcgadfly6200]

And this is why we love him so...

[@ronlittlejohn8046]

“So go on and fucking repeat that to my mother.”

[@JourneywithSmee]

We need Brian as PM throughout Brexit 😂