Brian Simpson on Penis Rankings + Brett Cooper on Mr. Birchum and F1 Simulators

Comedian Brian Simpson talks about moving to Austin and filming his latest special at The Comedy Mothership. The guys then chat about penis size rankings and ways to elongate. Chris reports the news on a grandfather arrested for hiring a homeless woman to watch his granddaughter, a Chinese zoo passing off dyed dogs as fake pandas, and reports from a 2012 RFK Jr. deposition saying a worm ate part of his brain. During the news, Brian also talks about his history living in a homeless shelter.
Next, Brett Cooper joins and chats about her role playing Birchum’s daughter in Mr. Birchum. Adam also commends the Daily Wire team and their young employees. The two also talk about driving high-end F1 simulators a few days ago and Brett candidly shares stories about her brother being homeless.
For more with Brian Simpson:
“Brian Simpson: Live From The Mothership” is streaming now on Netflix
www.BrianSimpsonComdedy.com
INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @BScomedian
PODCAST: “BS with Brian Simpson”
For more with Brett Cooper:
“MR BIRCHUM” is available now on Daily Wire+
“The Comments Section with Brett Cooper” is available on KZbin
INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @ ImBrettCooper
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[@stanwilliamson2375]

This young lady gives this old man HOPE!!

[@championhairpuller]

Brett is great.

[@scolombe1]

Aren't koalas marsupials and not actually bears? I thought the term koala bear was a tongue in cheek thing

[@Houd_Vast]

It’s just a misnomer like so many other things

[@rattelv426]

correct, a Koala is a wombat that evolved to climb trees.

[@VeeEssay]

Chris was on fire with the callbacks this episode 👏👏

[@edgarpoe517]

When they were talking about the different types of bears, they forgot to list the West Hollywood Bear.

[@williamputnam2289]

I hear that species is multiplying by the day

[@moralhazard1]

Adam and Brian really are a great combo! Both super thoughtful and can come up with unique hilarious ideas!

[@JakeRoselli]

1:46:45 whew! I was getting worried that we would get through an entire episode without mentioning Jimmy Kimmel.

[@A-Cat-in-Dogtown]

35:10

[@MrMd5555]

​@A-Cat-in-Dogtown that was with Brian though, he has to bring up Jimmy with every guest to meet his contractual obligation with Jimmy

[@jjlpinct]

Adam touches himself when he says Jimmy

[@topherg4909]

Brett’s the last person on earth who wants to hear about Kimmel, please Adam…read the room better!?!?

[@jimcraig8566]

18:35

[@kas9904]

“And, also, where is this worm? Because now, I’m freaking out.” 😂😂

[@edgarpoe517]

I always appreciate the penis power ranking discussion. It's cool when the guests have a perspective on the details. Dick USADA is genius.

[@bradfordyoungkin6627]

I don't think we needed 20 minute of coverage, however.

[@edgarpoe517]

@@bradfordyoungkin6627 🤣Fair. I think Brian may have needed the airtime lol.

[@Dr650rob]

I need to get a job being homeless in California

[@k-1llmatic832]

Ace for POTUS

[@hazelsam13]

Just listen to him. Brian Simpson is funny as fuck.

[@robost8040]

Adam, just curious if you have checked out Jesse Lee Peterson as a potential guest. I think it would do you good to go on his show as well.

[@danielmccann8325]

Check out the old clip where Adam appreared on Jesse Lee's show.

[@TheFunnyCave]

I’d love to hear Jesse ask Adam if a chicken has lips. 😂

[@robost8040]

@@danielmccann8325 thank you, I am checking it out. Great conversation.

[@stuchuck1]

Instead of Groundhog Day, Hog Day!

[@criticalmoment3859]

Been waiting for Birchum!

[@ShaneLadd-fw4cr]

Oh goodie. Get it on. The new week has begun. Have no choice but to get it on. Got a mandate to get it on!!! Lay back and listen and learn

[@GRiM4THiRTY]

Good stuff

[@anthonyhoh5073]

We also played the coin was an inspectable item at all times. In a bar off base we'd coin people. They had it, you buy, they don't, they buy.

[@Rotor_nator]

I’m subscribed to the Daily Wire plus KZbin channel, but don’t see the Bircham episode. Is this one of those things where you have to pay for a subscription to the channel to see?

[@ESPspiderXIII]

Ace for POTUS. GET. IT. ON.

[@RoCmom113]

Brett VP I'd vote that ticket

[@cliffyknight]

Me and a buddy went to see Pulp Fiction without knowing a thing about it as well. It was the 1st time I was blown away by what I had just watched.

[@coastuncle1965]

The Birchum coffee mug...I💜 Wood

[@robtierney5653]

The Man Show was like the Adult Version of Mister Rodgers Neighborhood. With all the Charm, Fred simply went to strip clubs and interviewed the ladies.

[@bligatron420]

I hope Brett reads this comment section on her show

[@jimmyhenson2167]

Plus it’s Smoky Bear…… not smoky “the” Bear !!! I’ve been to where he’s buried in New Mexico, without a passport !! LOL

[@nathanminto4235]

Never seen a minute of ‘the man show’ but that sketch was funny

[@davidperez5089]

Jay Leno doesn't know not to ever ask a woman for directions!!!!😂

[@larrylarry4242]

Lol! so true

[@brek5]

Lol, in a lot of countries, yeah, you just bring the kid to the bar, no worries. I mean, I never did, but totally could where I was living, haha.

[@blackout2430]

My dad would regularly take me to the bar with him after his rec league basketball games when I was a kid. People thought it was weird. Some people were cool that and then other places just straight up told me to leave because I think they didn’t like my dad personally. The only positive of it was that I didn’t care about drinking when I got into high school. The downside of going to bars as a kid is when you become an adult you never really want to go to them so then you suffer socially because you’re not going out and meeting new friends and meeting new dating prospects.

[@robertfrancois6064]

My kid grew up in bars and the bowling alleys, cut her teeth on picked turkey gizzards and didn’t realize it until about 12 years old when she asked for a glass of Pepsi out of my pitcher of farmer brown ale

[@jaymeswheeler]

NEW WORD 58:44 distrueveulous: when the truth sounds like a lie or something that must be complete bull shit. "Just before you walk into this AA meeting someone spilled a beer on you?" Your sponsor, asked distrueveulously true+incredulous+disbelief =Distrueveulous Mahala

[@jaymeswheeler]

Maybe intruevulous or untruefulous

[@happydog6537]

Adam got so close with the great analogy, but then he made them bees.

[@AJ-das]

I never knew anything about the movie "MOTHER" aside from it won a bunch of awards. I got uncomfortably high and watched it. HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT BALLS!

[@r.jameslefevre5179]

You mean Al Gore isn't blaming the ManBearPig anymore ?

[@token_robot3030]

... a love line episode from skankfest?

[@itsjustJay863]

Didn’t Brian play drums for Mahavishnu Orchestra back in the 70s?

[@davidperez5089]

Quite similar! Billy is such a beast on drums.

[@itsjustJay863]

@@davidperez5089 Indeed!!!

[@davidperez5089]

@@itsjustJay863 so many great Bills, Bruford, cobham, Ward, Stewart, etc.

[@drewberry8141]

😂😂😂

[@jhrielly]

I am going to continue to thank service members.

[@johnbookout3535]

Agreed! We say it because we truly are thankful for the freedom their service provides all of us!

[@holderoftheshares1257]

So as the beaker is being raised. What happens if he pee's in there and fills it up even more?

[@davidfulkerson3555]

Cinnamon bear cross breed of black and brown

[@stephenbeltzner7736]

Sucking the fluid up would hurt not help the score They’d have to wear a condom bc if they peed a bit they’d have an unfair advantage Adam has it backwards

[@Criticalthinker0515]

Adam Carolla for president sounds good the common sense president.

[@kdarbinian4457]

he needs to honestly pick a side first, i have listened to Adam for years and years and the fact he is voting for a Democrat and LITERALLY rails about their terrible policies EVERY DAY...never mentions Trump's name, is so curious to me and needs and explanation to his loyal viewers...I can not be alone in this thinking. Why does he never mention Trump good or bad..Jimmy won't let him?

[@FreddyJong-co6cb]

Bonza living the dream 😂😂😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂I am not

[@Joseph-kh1yg]

No one cares about kimmel, stop

[@crochunter35]

Kimmel = annoying hall of fame.

[@MissWeezeyUSA]

This chick talks faster than Ben Shapiro! (😂😂😂 Take a breath Honey) Must be a Daily Wire thing…

[@duschidtt]

I watch at 1.25 speed and can confirm. 😬 Still understandable though.

[@P51]

but adam's NEVER driven a REAL F1 car...

[@EJ_WA]

Trump Carolla 2024 Carolla 2028 2032

[@larrylarry4242]

It'll never happen, but I like the idea!!!

[@noneyabizz8337]

5 years olds know koalas aren't bears...

[@DamnZambambos]

Doubtful

[@michaelhuyge9881]

...but it's in the name!

[@davedavid7061]

It's easy for guys like Adam to call for obligatory military service when guys our age missed everything from the end of Vietnam to the Gulf war. .

[@funcle_kevin]

A lot happened between those two conflicts that involved the US.

[@plurry]

Brian is point shitter of the year because he is a rare example Newsome's "face of homelessness".

[@plurry]

...and then later, Brett counters the point shit w/ the schizo brother.

[@superturtle61177]

Serious question, can someone explain who Brett Cooper is. I really have no idea, but there seems to be a big push to make her a thing.

[@krazykkarl]

Just another opportunist but she has ben shapiro $ backing her.

[@Fantasyremix]

She does a show on the daily wire geared more towards a younger and/or more feminine audience. Relatively less politics and more culture. She was a child actress, so the daily wire also casts her in their films and shows.

[@IMDunn-oy9cd]

Well, she has four million subscribers, so...there's something there. Maybe not for you, but she has a following.

[@superturtle61177]

@@IMDunn-oy9cd Your response didn't answer my question. So either you wasted the tablet time mommy gave you on what you thought was a sick burn (it wasn't), or you don't know either. Either way your time would have been better spent playing Roblox.

[@IMDunn-oy9cd]

@@superturtle61177 What a childish response.

[@josebernal8404]

Mr birchum was great 20years ago. It's so played out.. out of touch Adam.

[@DamnZambambos]

Time and ratings will tell if you’re right or wrong

[@kellydemando3303]

@@DamnZambambosI can already tell you that it’s going to die out faster than Hoops, Brickleberry, Paradise P.D., and every other low-budget Family Guy clone out there

[@jospehbloseph7172]

I hate to agree with this, it may be because I listen to Adam every day that I know all Adam’s figures of speech and expressions and it seems contrived to me. The world may be so desperate for anti-woke entertainment, it may succeed.

[@bpoindexter7404]

Pandas and Kualas are not bears.

[@jjlpinct]

Neither are tardigrades

[@funcle_kevin]

Pandas are bears.

[@larrylarry4242]

@@funcle_kevin From Wikipedia- "For many decades, the precise taxonomic classification of the giant panda was under debate because it shares characteristics with both bears and raccoons.[3] In 1985, molecular studies indicate the giant panda is a true bear, part of the family Ursidae."

[@arthurvartanyan1]

Very strange, please don't do it again

[@christy9789]

This guys seems really boring didn’t laugh once

[@louiecampers1767]

Brian Simpson barely has 4k on his own channel but Rogan helped out and wham a netflix special. dude aint funny, token black guy comic.

[@vewyscawymonsta]

Saw you on Zuby, thought you were pretty good. Didn't realize you were with The Daily Wire. Significantly less interested now. Good luck though!

[@magicmatt1969]

15 minutes in, what a boring freaking guest...gotta skip forward

[@FreddyJong-co6cb]

Fair dinkum unbelivable 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Red_Twizzler]

Ugh the announcer

[@usernameisusername]

Dawson?

[@kdarbinian4457]

Adam your hypocrisy is really starting to show.

[@jjlpinct]

You think he reads these?

[@kdarbinian4457]

@@jjlpinct Not the point, I am allowed to comment just as you are, like your remarkable comment below, "Adam touches himself when he says Jimmy".

[@jjlpinct]

Yeah you're allowed to say stupid stuff just like that. Great job

[@kdarbinian4457]

@@jjlpinct Super. Have a great day. 🤡

[@jpw5820]

"actress" is a very apt description for Brett Cooper

[@mitchellhedden1978]

Do you think she’s a good actress?

[@jamesalexander8872]

This seems backhanded

[@criticalmoment3859]

That’s what THEY want you to think, maaaan. Jpw5820 knows what’s really going on /s