Bristly Green Aggro | Standard

No, I'm not under duress. I am playing Mono Green because OTJ brought a ton of new tools to be aggressive with in green so we're try to put them to use!
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[@mycovore]

8:19 it's 2026 on arena. The reach emblem now fills up half the screen, pulses vividly, delivers haptic feedback to your mouse, sends a push notification to every device on your network, and emits a shrill siren on the edge of human hearing. My opponent attacks their flying sauron into my b1 battle droid reach creature anyway and then concedes

[@ther3aper561]

Lmao

[@LadyMorrigan]

This killed me lmao

[@meshuggahshirt]

It's 2027. The reach emblem now plays a full-length, full-volume air raid siren that can't be skipped. The dominant meta in Timeless is token swarming, then using Tower Defense to run your opponent out of timers

[@ther3aper561]

@@meshuggahshirt I sincerely hope this meme takes off in the community, this shit is hilarious

[@JonReid01]

Very sneaky

[@joelhatterini6392]

Ok Crim who took your family hostage we can help

[@AgentConundrum1]

He's even playing exactly 60 cards. This whole video is a cry for help.

[@salvatoredantonio2413]

The professor probably

[@JonReid01]

​@@salvatoredantonio2413 but did he read the primer?!

[@Into_The_Void69]

Crim questioning why oil counter wasn't doubled when the card says double the number of +1/+1 counters on each creature

[@ericvernon1182]

Sounds like you answered your own question...

[@samw6414]

@@ericvernon1182no question was asked

[@Into_The_Void69]

@@ericvernon1182 What ?

[@wunderbar5702]

It's Crim, green is his sleep paralysis demon

[@samparkins6268]

@@Into_The_Void69+1/+1 counters ≠ oil counters

[@StrawMan1235]

Lmao people falling for the secret reach even with giant glowing bow and arrow on the creature.

[@intoxicary]

Next update to arena there's gonna be a "Are you sure?" prompt whenever you attack with a flier and they have reach.

[@godofchaos8131]

The Prof either taught this man well or is holding him and his family hostage.

[@wilkva925]

Crim? Mono green!?

[@mooshlovely639]

It's his favorite color if you didn't know

[@howtonotplayminecraft950]

10:45 bless you

[@Grimlock2183]

10:45 oh my god i haven’t gotten to do this in so long S T R E A M S N E E Z E

[@clintcook8691]

Bro the first match just left me sad. No bill with the triple land hit💀

[@crazyvikingboy2856]

I feel like this current iteration is missing efficient removal like how we had one mana green fatal push in Kaldheim (Blizzard Brawl). Also exile wraths really hurt the power of Aggro in standard even though we have great effects for indestructible like smugglers surprise.

[@palrobfred1]

Hard Hitting Question from MkM is pretty handy. 1 mana green deals damage to target creature or Planeswalker. No indestructible, but still sorcery speed like Brawl.

[@DiscardatRandom]

Aggro (especially green aggro) is bad against black removal too which is most of the meta

[@ST3VA]

What's most concerning to me is that after they put a freaking GIANT, flashy bow pointing at them, people still can't notice creatures with reach.

[@laytonjr6601]

Funnily enough, I've had a game where my opponent killed my reach creature but didn't notice that I played a 2/4 flyer afterwards. In this case it was secret flying

[@crapparc]

What the hell is this. Crim, did the Professor hold your family hostage? Or your Magic collection? It has to be him.

[@swampybwoy]

Nice to see crib playing his favourite colour

[@testerfritz]

Cool, thanks.

[@kemperfranklin1935]

Great deck crim. I like these mono green creatures, do you think the deck is better positioned after rotation?

[@aldebaranakos]

Ah AsianAvenger playing monoGreen... interesting times !

[@RIHTZ]

i approve of green crim

[@thevaultwalrus]

I feel after Rotating this deck is gonna be good because almost all these cards are recent

[@bminus7377]

Full Timmy mode

[@ThePethrax]

So, more Railway Brawlers?

[@towelociraptor]

Mono green without secret Bolas? Oh no...

[@farmingthemarket]

0:24 green!!!

[@acdcguy18]

Mono-green?! Who are you and what have you done to Crim?

[@matt5g]

You feeling alright Crim? No one holding you or your loved ones hostage right?

[@noahhager1187]

6/10, not enough bristly bill

[@crazyvikingboy2856]

Wow 3 seconds and no views. Fell off hard

[@liamchaintron5371]

no view in 45 seconds yadda yadda yadda

[@frankcastle9691]

Can't go 1 day without this edgy weirdo uploading a video.

[@Buchaus]

Guess yesterday didn't exist, huh?

[@kippie8200]

Its a group channel n he's the most consistent poster. Dunno where youre getting the edgy bit from, hes probably the most outgoing personality on the entire channel. Stay mad i guess? Whatever your issue is

[@JonReid01]

We love edgy weirdos here