british rappers be like FULL VERSION

[@MunyaChawawa]

I approve.

[@thatoneguy9605]

.

[@eggybread.]

Unknown p😦

[@RickToonsAnim]

legend

[@nezoh1]

He approved tho

[@aymbeast1423]

The man himself

[@blockowool1496]

He doesn't kill you, he shortens your life span to his liking.

[@dxmon5407]

@cious ???

[@ObamaSphere]

@cious kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWm0op9va55gedE

[@muovd]

Naruto baryon mode belike

[@motivationcentral29]

haha so funny :/

[@flubbledubble312]

@cious niceeeeee

[@Y.H.W.H]

He doesn't insult people, he just announces people's insecurities in a rather loud manner

[@treeonahill3557]

Sounds like Russia

[@lennythesilly]

@@treeonahill3557 PLSJWDNIWfnouaehfaeiof

[@vitsobotka6268]

He does not roast people, he just points out your imperfections in a particulary insulting way

[@Y.H.W.H]

@@vitsobotka6268 Damn bro your comment sounds so much better than mine lol

[@vitsobotka6268]

@@Y.H.W.H just more experience in english probably , yours was fire as well

[@whooperforsupper6272]

He doesn't hurt your feelings, He quickly dismantles your emotions in a hurtful state.

[@youtubedislikebutton983]

How despicable

[@Stusheep]

After colonising them (im british i can make that joke)

[@yusra404]

PAIMONN

[@froggers8945]

Nah, he just slowly picks apart all your happiness and mental health in an unexpected and rude state.

[@jakemaynard2682]

r/imfourteenandthisisdeep

[@ChrisScottNI]

''Charlie, I'm about to take them to the chocolate factory'' That accent killed me.

[@B0w13_luvrrrr]

Choc-lut farctory

[@raptorkid731]

“Wh-Why you hitting me with the fat jokes for?”

[@feddyfazbrear]

@@raptorkid731”No I’m Just Saying!”

[@stone_fc]

ngl 🇺🇲 accents are worse 🤮🤮

[@RandomEditer1324]

"Just saying, i got the Oompa Loompa vibes, y'know?"

[@evilcartzzz]

He’s not punching you, he’s forcefully giving you a massage with his fist.

[@bumpket]

@@dreamscat895 you're not funny

[@terrain7879]

@Checkxo Gaming it's necessary for the great crusade.

[@AFF_NYC]

@@dreamscat895 no one asked

[@ImJuiccyy]

@@dreamscat895 le cringo

[@CuackTheDucks]

@@dreamscat895 Shut up to make everyone happy

[@X24Paradox]

He doesn't kill you, he politely revokes your physical capabilities to live.

[@T33-q9c]

shut up bruh, we get it

[@Ares2606]

Yes

[@ZelenskyPlane]

@@T33-q9c nah screw off, keep it up we need more

[@Founderschannel123]

Lmao i guess im wanting a teabag soon for my cup if tea

[@frenchtrueneutral5637]

@@ZelenskyPlane 👍

[@bigchannel1320]

he does not end this man's whole career, he disassembles this lad's entire occupation

[@Bedic-Mag]

Literally every comment is this, even I can think of one. It's not funny and unoriginal.

[@reykie24]

@@Bedic-Mag true but it _is_ funny

[@structure_void8507]

waiting for someone to get woooshed

[@rachelgoldenburg2241]

@@Bedic-Mag so think of one and make it good.

[@purplrshadowyay]

m

[@pistolpete9851]

He ain’t roasting, he’s impolitely mentioning his opponent’s flaws.

[@spatti_editz]

Bro got over 100 likes and no replies

[@marleyrios1573]

This is for all the famous British People out there.

[@jaketga3097]

The best one 😍

[@SussybigVR]

That is what a roast is🤦‍♂

[@jaketga3097]

@@SussybigVR that’s the joke smh they are saying it poshly

[@madmaddox5568]

This man wrote his lyrics with a feather and ink

[@rakariwilliams]

They're called quills but this comment is still hilarious 🤣🤣

[@therealsneezuschrist]

@@rakariwilliams there not wrong in there description

[@Panconciovedder]

Hahahahahahaahaha

[@Philip4454]

I thought this guy made the lyrics but this video with the exact same lyrics was made 1 year ago kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWqWhYd6a7hsrtE

[@lolkillermoon]

This is the only comment that made me laugh

[@Make_Fontaine_Great_Again]

He doesn't rap, he recites poetry in a quick and melodic manner.

[@1Xzss]

Ya know rap means rhythm and poetry?

[@greenscreengamer8008]

@@1Xzss you know what a joke is

[@Theadorius_]

Booooo!!!

[@kidgaminggaming5731]

@@Theadorius_ lmfao you need more likex

[@t-800o]

@Lusira OMG REALLY!?! BRROOOOO. CONGRATS DUDE FOR GETTING THAT 395TH LIKE, HONESTLY, I WAS CONTEMPLATING MY LIFE UNTIL I REALISED THAT THERE. ARE REAL PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HIT A LIKE BUTTON FOR THE 395TH TIME, LIKE YOU A BLOWING ME AWAY RN. DUDE, YOU ARE LEGEND, I LOVE YOU AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THE FACT THAT YOU WERE THE 395TH LIKE ON THSI COMMENT, GODSPEED GOOD SIR.

[@CocoCoast]

I’m British and I can safely say that all rappers sing about how delightful our tea was

[@thekathal]

Tbf i’m pretty sure stormzy has said something about tea at least once

[@samreenzafar7388]

except there are a lot of brits like me who don't like tea but sure

[@thekathal]

@@samreenzafar7388 heathen /s

[@sabrit0n35]

"got my hot water and my teabag i'm addicted to tea, i need rehab" - random british rapper

[@JamesIsHere5]

hello fellow thomas user

[@CartoonyGames-Roblox]

"It feels like sort of being in the middle WWII again y'know?" man speaks with experience

[@Odder-c6w]

bro what the heck

[@SuperMaanas]

He doesn't destroy you, he separates your atoms and rearranges them in smaller parts 10 meters away

[@501stClonePilot]

Guess i die

[@maxanderson6216]

He got the stabbing license

[@ethankoh6851]

He doesn't shoot, he swiftly delivers samples of lead

[@Jam0nTo4st]

Wonka vision

[@Therealccc123]

10 meters... it got me

[@aname8524]

He isn’t spitting bars. He’s carefully ejecting rectangular prisms via his mouth

[@spaceexplorer2304]

LMAOOO

[@Voltboy1449]

He isn't roasting people he's respectfully saying unflattering things about people in an exaggerated manner

[@Meme-2038]

that’s not how it works lmao

[@stunnawvttz]

@@Meme-2038 r/woooosh

[@ThatTwoPolishGuy]

You mean cuboids?

[@ukrainerussiaupdates5126]

American rappers: Drug Dealer British rappers: Freelance Pharmaceutical Distributor

[@ThoseFerrets]

HAHAHAHA

[@addisonmarriott6131]

Underrated

[@Frugthereal]

Freelance Pharmaceutical Distributor would be more surprising to losten to in a rap.

[@balazscsanyi9021]

Good one mate

[@mode3763]

plug

[@ScrambScrambler]

He doesn't make fire. He makes the rapid oxidation of a material (the fuel) in the exothermic chemical process of combustion, releasing heat, light, and various reaction products

[@skip157]

Science nerd

[@ScrambScrambler]

🤓​@@skip157

[@hanifa827]

@@skip157bro you are not funny getcho ass out of here bc you just ruined it.

[@vimanjo9801]

He doesn’t cheat he just bends the rules in his favor.

[@steadyjumper3547]

Smooth

[@CoinyforReal]

Hello norway

[@vimanjo9801]

Hello Poland

[@manofculture6682]

yeah this is certified norway moment

[@CoinyforReal]

@@vimanjo9801 germany invading again They said you and Denmark are next

[@blackbass1422]

He doesn't murder people, he just puts them to sleep in a rather rude manner.

[@blackbass1422]

@@endjentneeringclub Yes indeed, they are very *explended* blends if I don't say so my self good sir. *puts bowler hat on table*

[@oldcinnamonaccount]

@@endjentneeringclub yea man British people are never rude in a football match

[@Emery_Forde]

No he sneakily takes the pulse from your lifeform

[@alsonotdelusionalcowboysfan]

Lol

[@ggez_raven5465]

@@endjentneeringclub bri’ish

[@mikehock7975-c3j]

He doesn't roast you,he politely reduces you confidence

[@Persac7]

💀

[@jerrywoo4170]

He addresses your flaws.

[@apocroyal7818]

Your*

[@KD-Slayer105]

@@apocroyal7818 yeaour’re*

[@BlueSmash_404]

​@@KD-Slayer105 royu

[@jamesonmilburn4834]

0:24 sush a brittish crime

[@StevenMevenLevenRevenBleven]

They didn’t drink tea during tea time

[@dadeboy3513]

This guy isn't a gangster, he's enthusiastically part of a group which primarily involves criminal activity.

[@emmanuelokoye4824]

🤔 So he is part of the government?

[@ProtocolAbyss]

@@dadeboy3513 It the government

[@josephahn1024]

I'm not forcing this but I have the most true important information/fact to tell you all that you all need to believe in. As sinners we must get punished for all of our sins by spending eternity in hell but now the good news is that God still LOVES US so much he sent his one and only BEGOTTEN son Jesus Christ to take the punishment for all of our sins by dying on the cross to save us from going to hell and so that we can have eternal life in Heaven with Jesus Christ and God. On the third day after Jesus Christ died God raised him back from the dead. Jesus Christ ascended to heaven and he will come back for his chosen ones and take them to heaven. No one knows when Christ will come back but the Father, God. If you already believe Jesus Christ as your Savior and Lord please spread the Gospel, the good news that Jesus Christ saved us because there are still people perishing in hell for not believing in Christ as their Savior and Lord.

[@milkbby50]

@@dadeboy3513 depends on what government we are talking. but then i'm also pretty sure there is corruption everywhere

[@simply-dee1042]

@@dadeboy3513 obama made some war crimes so yeah

[@nunyabusiness9699]

When he said “I never have porridge at Nan’s because it’s oh so lumpy,” *i felt that.*

[@dreamscat895]

meoww

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4TLeqmLqZ2cbck

[@SkyTied]

No you heard it.

[@Skyway_Octane]

@@sansrevoker8346 thank you for that

[@motherrussia934]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3asanywqqidh9E

[@GoodSoup]

*He doesn't obliterate you with his dissing bars, he simply uses his swift lyrical form of poetry to relocate you six feet under.*

[@perico4937]

LMAOOOO

[@abandekhuzwayo07]

This is the best one

[@poprostuja1837]

*un'da

[@GoodSoup]

@@poprostuja1837 Ah, pardon my uncultured swineness, your highness.

[@mrdunnepoetryreallifetvuk1934]

Lmao 😂

[@RealChickFilA_]

He doesn't swear, he just says rather inappropriate words to express his feelings about something.

[@lenny_cooly_juice]

I think it would be better to say express his feelings for a rather controversal object

[@Anoobis994]

Thanks real chick fil a

[@AidanDaGreat]

oh wow real chik fil a

[@maxanderson6216]

He doesn’t sleep, he extensively rests his eyes during the evening.

[@EquisZ]

Turtle

[@lolkillermoon]

Turtle

[@official_h_official]

Turtle

[@tomrkn]

Turtle

[@JadonnProd]

Turtle

[@hazztles2437]

“This song slaps”❌ “The articulation and rhythm of this song is so unbelievably marvelous that it rivals prowess of the musical arrangements of the prolific writers and song makers of the Baroque Era”✅

[@cat0990]

why does this not have more likes

[@hazztles2437]

@@cat0990 the algorithm dislikes me lol

[@cat0990]

@@hazztles2437 maybe cause this is the most british comment ive seen on here

[@superplushmayhem1916]

@@shiningcats_ this is literally the guy who made the comment on the original post so it aint a stolen comment

[@onionero]

"This song is quite exquisite" ☑️

[@JenniBruceisonline]

American rappers: Swears all the damn time British rappers: *Ascends to heaven*

[@ExplosiveMilk-i4e]

you just sweared but ay

[@Rebound_Editz1]

@@ExplosiveMilk-i4etf you on about

[@AungAungKo-to3bt]

​@@ExplosiveMilk-i4e wdym he didnt

[@Jacob_was_here]

​@@ExplosiveMilk-i4e Part of the joke, don't ya think?

[@lsimcard]

"Feels like i'm in World War II again, y'know?" I think he's seen some things..

[@kagomeYT]

true

[@motherrussia934]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3asanywqqidh9E

[@DoubleKGaming25]

Artillery raining down on the opps. Good times.

[@f.b.i9524]

*Ww2 flashbacks*

[@dreamscat895]

Why am i here

[@TurtleneckToby]

i love when he says “do a little explosion!” because he sounds like a giddy little kid that’s proud of themselves

[@aidanvandervenne]

... why you gotta diss Unknown T..?

[@aidanvandervenne]

@@hollokutya1315 nah nah nah, you’re dissing ‘im. You said ‘is girl got no back.

[@deccaman13]

@@aidanvandervenne Well no I'm sure she does have a back

[@Eternalllyyy22]

You can see the accent jn your typing

[@spcterus]

@@aidanvandervenne das my guy broh

[@doguy8140]

He doesent diss you, he simply humiliates you in public

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4TLeqmLqZ2cbck

[@witchi-witchi]

@@sansrevoker8346 DUDE WHAT THE FUNK IS THIS?

[@doguy8140]

@KubaCZsk123 ight thx

[@motherrussia934]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g3asanywqqidh9E

[@rayan-games-2011]

he doesn't stab you, he simply pokes you with a sharp object

[@davidseries6217]

As a non british person, this is how we imagine the british people rap.

[@Rowan66109]

as a british person, this is how british people rap, it is very exquisite might I add

[@ProbablyCrispyBacon]

as a British person, this is hilarious

[@gleepus0]

we do rap like this and boy this shit slaps

[@mindmagic5538]

This is indeed exactly how, the slang was on point lol

[@chris-dd6uq]

British rap is fucking disgusting. The trash is an insult.

[@protatort6345]

He doesn't end your career, he disassembles your portfolio

[@garywilsonjr130]

When the british is spittin fax

[@weirdkid9202]

Stoke a comment from the teaser video

[@zKuroi]

As a British person, I can confirm that this is what we listen to

[@DaNoob2789]

Yup.

[@gangjittleyang]

Can relate

[@GoAway3729]

Or it’s like 21 savage

[@2ameli3]

Yes

[@cutfikalutfi2318]

i am British too

[@Skrumpus]

He doesn’t ask you to give your wallet , he politely asks you to empty the compartments ye pantaloons

[@ShortHax]

21 Savage would be proud

[@zimmcarlin7724]

Verified dude hii

[@TheCheeseMuncher]

yep

[@DunkTasticMan]

I see you everywhere, yet I still don’t know who you are.

[@TyTyTyTy200]

He would be scared

[@3rsonFN24]

Yes

[@calamaricalamity6757]

"Well no I'm sure she does have a back." Cracked me up.

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4TLeqmLqZ2cbck

[@thedude3868]

@@sansrevoker8346 stfu kid no one cares

[@onyx747]

same

[@winterz1290]

@@sansrevoker8346 Why would you send this

[@Johnsen290Games]

@@sansrevoker8346 get out

[@Amine-om7yj]

"Being in WW2 again, you know?" "Again" This guy knows things we don't

[@kidgaminggaming5731]

I know them but k

[@yazidefirenze]

That's why the Ops were there

[@Ieatraduim]

Sus

[@sandramokhonoana8490]

Bro this was flabbergasting. Bloody hell this was a banger, and I was eating crisps while watching this. I washed it all down with a cuppa.

[@algebruh3084]

He doesn’t kill people, he politely takes their life

[@bootyfart1569]

he does'nt kill people he simply ejects them from the mortal plane

[@spoonerooneyy_]

He doesn’t kill people, he snags them off the census

[@strange4107]

He doesn't kill people, he chauffers them to the afterlife.

[@Zarafin]

He does not murder people, he simply reduces their lifespan without them knowing.

[@sleepyraygun]

he doesnt kill people he simply makes them meet god

[@Pixelcraftian]

FNF wishes it was this

[@ckqk]

*verified person alert!* This person is currently verified but people aren't liking his comment. EDIT: Why are people blaming me? My neighbour's alarm went off.

[@ElGatto-iu4mo]

@Kaiser Floppa II Hey I don’t know who Säköma is, do you know him?

[@purr--]

@Kaiser Floppa II don't they have a dog named deez

[@TheRealKingHomie]

@Kaiser Floppa II Don't forget the family cat, Rhydon!

[@Neffster294]

@@TheRealKingHomie The cat probably have Kizma

[@yankeeecho2862]

He doesnt kill, he permanently removes their rights of existance illegally.

[@professionalfangster1510]

pfp source?

[@basicallyafilipino]

Profile pic sauce pls

[@dogge4649]

Ok

[@lestertheguy1734]

“Now that just sounds like killing with extra steps.” IS WHAT RICK WOULD SAY.

[@gabagoo777]

@@professionalfangster1510 I would say it is Aoi Kunieda from Beelzebub but since I'm not sure I'll wait for their answer

[@CartoonyGames-Roblox]

this is actually fire

[@YTMad_Max]

He doesn’t rap, he creates melodic movements with his mouth

[@Ulaanbasaar]

Melodic vibrations*

[@JustinRed624]

He's not a rapper he's a singer with a flow

[@aitamopoldaccount1497]

Rapping is basically just fast poetry set to a beat

[@RickToonsAnim]

cheers

[@bumsicle27]

🇬🇧

[@v2bruh]

Yes

[@prorockserbian3062]

Hey pls read this

[@carashnapa]

amazing

[@eMallard]

gg it was great thanks for making my day

[@5starh10]

He doesn't steal, he carefully transfers components of other citizens' pockets.

[@lanthan598]

that's called pickpocket

[@deniseedrea9459]

Yes, yes he transfers

[@CocoKiki456]

He doesn’t roast you, he simply insults you drastically in a quick manner

[@yusufiftyafshanhusanjr5125]

That's just a normal roast

[@lazerbeamAndCo]

@@yusufiftyafshanhusanjr5125 you can't be that dumb...right??? right???....

[@Melah_trifling]

Yes im a meme persone how dod you know?

[@thaarealfoxy3295]

This guy ain't dissing, he's rythmically talking about his enemies deficits.

[@11O2O2O]

🥶

[@raymiles-rl2bc]

Damn he is so submissive and breedable.

[@AUGHHQ]

​@@raymiles-rl2bcbro what

[@parsnip9850]

This is literally the cleanest yet most brutal rap ive heard in a long time, all done in a stereotypical posh British accent as well. Impressive ngl Edit: stop being so salty in the replies jfc, I'm a Brit + i know he's a comedian; just enjoy the joke and stop being at each other's throats

[@Dexter_Moser-Morgan]

That’s because hes a British comedian lmao

[@soulsoto1469]

It was sung by a British person lol

[@WJCMcdbm]

@@Dexter_Moser-Morgan no he exaggerated the voice lol

[@WJCMcdbm]

@@soulsoto1469 he exaggerated the voice u do know

[@Alpha_0ne276]

@@WJCMcdbm No, he just is posh, he's called 'Unknown P'

[@Messi-AFL]

0:51 yay Australia shout out. (It was made in Australia)

[@SilverWing00820]

Freddos are made in Ireland..

[@Messi-AFL]

@@SilverWing00820 but they originated in Australia

[@SilverWing00820]

@@Messi-AFL oh yeah i thought you meant manufacturing

[@Loe_2.0]

the British flag was made in Britain and the Australian flag has a smol British flag on it and Australia is not shouting us out and British people aren’t shouting out who made the British flag.

[@Messi-AFL]

@@Loe_2.0 what? What does that have to do?

[@marydenisemartinquilla901]

He doesn't make you cry, he makes your eyes water in dispair.

[@then00brathalos]

To reference another brit, "he does not make you cry, you made yourself cry, it was your choice to cry"

[@highestpeeqs9532]

Proverbs 8:17 King James Version 17 I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me. Jesus loves you and calls all of us to repent!!! ! ! !!!

[@inferlazeboi]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis ​@@highestpeeqs9532

[@Plumeonashako]

Its despair, innit guv, innit mate?

[@Thewolfe867]

As a British person myself, I can confirm this is how we rap

[@kalmar7974]

youre not british

[@krittuxofficial]

Your not british...

[@zz-ro4df]

@@kalmar7974 wdym

[@zz-ro4df]

@@krittuxofficial wdym

[@kalmar7974]

@@zz-ro4df hes not using ' in every word

[@Skibidiskunker]

He doesn’t roast you, he politely announces your insecurities.

[@katiecarey2243]

0:09 “we’re about to take them to the choclate factory” WAS SO SMOOTH

[@footballx2325]

0% bad lyrics 0% no swear words 0% no expensive cars 100% facts

[@timwnl]

@@dreamscat895 delete account

[@karlenarzumanjan6783]

@@timwnl fax

[@Buddy_Pall]

@@timwnl agreed

[@bumpket]

@@dreamscat895 you're not funny

[@ontictokguy5888]

NO IT ISN'T 100% FACTS IT IS JIST RUDE TO BRITISH

[@burgerz0]

As a British person I can confirm this is our national anthem

[@thedarkwolf2525]

Indeed. We unironically heed this song a good few times a year. Makes my bimonthly monocle cleaning go by in a flash! 🧐 No but really. I do enjoy this song.

[@somerandomdude2584]

nice anthem

[@insertnamehere7090]

it indeed is

[@Liting06]

Bri'ish CHAD

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

this doesn't contain the lyrics "O Lord our God arise, scatter her enemies, and make them fall" sadly :(

[@vusimtselu971]

He doesn't do a little trolling, He partakes in a few miniscule acts of tomfoolery

[@the2losers494]

@Bangi 69 i watched the video and i was more interested in the monopoly man dancing

[@GumSkyloard]

Also known as taking the piss outta ya.

[@jtohdan4681]

He takes part in a microscopic amount of mental trickery, tomfoolery, and/or hilarious or joke-like behaviors, usually referred to as ‘trolling’

[@BukhariiOfficial]

I Like How He Raps And Tries To Stay Family Friendly At The Same Time

[@tandemtcg]

He doesn't hack, he slightly alternates the code

[@justarandomperson7999]

283 likes no comments

[@tandemtcg]

@@BreaddShell @Just a random Person 298 likes 0 fcuks given

[@Tinny10_]

He doesn’t change the password and lock the user out, he rearranges the password letters and adds and removes some letters

[@justarandomperson7999]

@@tandemtcg you're a tad bit rude aren't you?

[@Rizzstech]

he doesn't use kali linux, just vms a linux distro

[@JuicyPolarBear]

That "free my jiggas" part when he starts dancing is so funny because he looks like that balloon that sways in the wind

[@JuicyPolarBear]

@EpsilonNull yeah lmao

[@michaelnajoan5104]

Your comment make me want to see Unknown P being a tube man in front of a car dealership or something

[@basil5973]

You mean like a wacky wailing inflatable arm flailing tube man?

[@rikter_8155]

He is not spitting bars, he's vocally depicting and invisibly manufacturing verbals.

[@iziegbuwa]

Facts.

[@milkkee540]

Literally stolen from the original vid of the song

[@astro-jc2zw]

@@milkkee540 still funny though lmfao

[@milkkee540]

@@astro-jc2zw yes true

[@Why-x7g]

this animation is smoove

[@Awesomemay]

I'm starting to like British people more and more....

[@HARSHNOISEMT]

@SHANJAAY A/L SIVA Moe idk who bortush people are but at least your not hating British people

[@HARSHNOISEMT]

yay - a British person

[@oneder54]

(Puts down cup of tea) Thank you

[@charliecarter3568]

Even tho this ain’t nothing like British

[@carthage_mapping]

*grabs tea and biscuits* Thank you, my good sir.

[@Killerqueen69420]

“Shout out to Martin and Tabitha, currently in the pen for Tax Evasion”

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

true heroes

[@korbynfoss4498]

If I see ops then it's over I'll send man straight to Jehovah When I take shots like m'sharapova

[@balazscsanyi9021]

@@korbynfoss4498 doing up tennis Call man Dennis i am a menace

[@miramitz_]

Doin’ up olives in venance

[@PowerGaming_28]

Worst crime in Britain

[@josephdyke803]

He does not 'own the streets'.' He, with a forceful and tyrannical demeanour, fastidously colonized a substantial majority of suburban roads and passageways; therefore transferring the ownership of aforementioned thoroughfares from the local county council, to Unknown P.

[@mr_blightTTV]

I only understood like 5 words from that 🤣

[@phalanxbeats8402]

100 percent certified bri'ish classic 😎😎😎

[@jarelizclaudio448]

My brain hurts reading this

[@ggmgreenscreens3573]

Love the double speak

[@nurseii9018]

Very British indeed.

[@aayushsharma2806]

He is not robbing you, he is borrowing your money without returning it.

[@SammyTheOrange]

He wasn't dissing Unknown T, he was acknowledging and addressing his personal issues.

[@poliotoed]

makes sense

[@Midget32]

Shut up

[@aaahhh4130]

@@Midget32 shut up

[@justarandombot9787]

@@Midget32 ratioed

[@notturkiyegaming]

Making a diss track:❌ Politely complaining about the path taken in the unique career and making it stand out in your opinion, disassembling their confidence politely and making them hopefully exchange their decisions:✅

[@Lou-yf1jo]

Based

[@Fizzyboy333]

.

[@Lowknopealt]

Politely?

[@notturkiyegaming]

@@Lowknopealt hes british

[@gabrielneypes]

@@LowknopealtEH A ARE YU SCSHCHSHCHSTEUEUEWPIDTD

[@igobyross8045]

As an American who listens to British rap this is exactly what it sounds like to me 💀💀

[@justinnamuco9096]

The beat is exactly the same

[@superdiarrhoeatoilet5312]

its not we are not posh really

[@mababymgamesyt5590]

basically this is how every body speaks in secondary school, not out in public.

[@superdiarrhoeatoilet5312]

depends if its a posh secondary school or not

[@lavandula._.]

The British are very good rapers

[@ItsSansUndertale]

why is this actualy fire tho?!?!?!

[@banana_walter_]

“I never have porridge at nan’s cause it’s o’ so lumpy”

[@chupletyt]

I'd say o' so lovely if it was my song XD

[@cypressoconnor4294]

I felt that part

[@neoskidandpump3491]

And if ops wanna throw some hands, than i just draw from the pumpy

[@neoskidandpump3491]

Look at me I'm unknown t I've got braids and a deep voice

[@PogF1sh]

thanks i didnt watch the video

[@MLGProMaster-tu9tz]

He doesn't simply pull up, he infiltrates your neighborhood in a strange manner.

[@nathanstein8762]

i love how this is a 50/50 mixture of like 19th century aristocratic british stereotypes and actual british rap cause it's simultaneously a mashup of two completely disparate things but also more british than either one on its own

[@Rothuskey]

Its so hrated i started heatingtg

[@Gunz_Salazar]

Absoulute focking classic, innit m8 🇬🇧

[@masterofadapting]

This isn't a bop, its a delightful bounce.

[@mikey6394]

lol

[@requiem1k87]

lol

[@zuzmw]

he is not dissing unknown T he is politely diminishing his social status

[@phoenixfoster-smith8585]

One could say murder is politely diminishing someone's social status to dead

[@Eightballing-S]

Why did you have to ruin your own comment.

[@Eightballing-S]

@Arya Shafighian exactly

[@freddybenson7542]

i wouldve liked the comment but u added the edit

[@stickylee3840]

The comment isn't that good but the number of likes ngl pretty good

[@xpPhantom_]

I swear, "Your girl is 4'4", bare hair on her toes like a hobbit" is the best verse ive ever heard

[@sabrinasultan4142]

He didnt use the metric system

[@eniej]

@@sabrinasultan4142 Brits use both

[@StanLikesHistory]

@xpPhantom I approve (and I’m British as-well

[@DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek]

​@@sabrinasultan4142british invented imperial system😅

[@sabrinasultan4142]

Damn

[@clockwork_kid7045]

I started naming myself British rapper in kahoot because of this.

[@thermospice6617]

“It’s like being in the middle of World War 2 again” Guys I got it! That’s why his rhymes are so amazing, he’s been rapping since World War 2! He’s learned more than anyone and ops are Germans, not cops!

[@baldrickthesphereofamusement]

...

[@mauroribeiro964]

Plot twist I guess

[@GumSkyloard]

I think Ops here just means Opposition, I think?

[@drakoniclarva9592]

Ops means opposition

[@thermospice6617]

@@drakoniclarva9592 Precisely. His “Rover” is actually a Bren Universal Carrier used to transport British soldiers in world war 2. Wait… Does I’m a menace refer to his many war crimes???

[@MannANDMachine]

He doesn’t rob you, he politely colonises your belongings.

[@deletemychannelsomeone]

"rightio mate, i'll be having that!"

[@JoseHernandez-pd5qw]

@@deletemychannelsomeone 🤓

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Oi! You gotta loiscense for that wallet?

[@thymecrafter]

@@JoseHernandez-pd5qwwhat

[@lolpop3780]

He dont invade he politely confiscates your land

[@SetlingAxe]

I reckon this is going to be wonderful, delightful even.

[@citrustaxi8037]

Rova

[@flickflyer4]

Splendid opinion settingaxe

[@pulsar-_-4504]

stupendous

[@jawlessmeteor5970]

And it was. I'm typing this like 2 seconds after the rap

[@KristjanTheGuy]

this is actualy fire

[@Breezy824]

Everyone’s talking about the song but never talk about how smooth and clean this animation is

[@redrose7864]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2GTXod5aK9riac&ab_channel=ZENITH

[@DistinguishedDucko]

It’s not because no one’s talking about it, but because you haven’t seen a comment on it. I just seen one.

[@highestpeeqs9532]

Proverbs 8:17 King James Version 17 I love them that love me; and those that seek me early shall find me. Jesus loves you and calls all of us to repent!!! ! ! !!!

[@saramitchell3085]

dont care@@highestpeeqs9532

[@mxtroid]

@@highestpeeqs9532what.

[@susbusgus]

He doesn’t [word] you, he simply [words that would mean the said word, but in a more posh or fancy manner]

[@7f_14_keannobayanaka6]

Accurate

[@jagged1725]

so true

[@GumSkyloard]

he [super basic and simplified, probably misspelled word]

[@animefanfan5519]

Underrated Comment

[@enigmaticember6692]

I love how he disses unknown T because his sun glasses but the guy singing had sunglasses.

[@adie5981]

He wasn't wearing sunglasses in the real rap video

[@trevorbeatz5741]

@@adie5981 yea

[@WolfyRed]

44 liked nice

[@kookie7463]

Grammar are very hard for I

[@timtamTom.2]

His sunglasses are b e t t e r

[@queen_blomst]

I need this on spotify now 🙏

[@AustinFCGoat5214]

This will be my most listened to song😂😂😂

[@queen_blomst]

@@AustinFCGoat5214 reall

[@TammyW]

feels odd not seeing big man Boris after the STOP IT

[@WackyH]

joris bohnson

[@shadowtheeggdog6020]

Ikr lmao

[@journey8692]

I'm kinda mad he reanimated the "STOP IT!" part too. But hey, it was so the cut was more smooth and natural.

[@Aleph11001]

Big man bojo is too powerful to be in more than one drill rap video

[@px8]

Bojo was actually a mistake, he hacked into the old video because he was so powerful

[@tendoo751]

He doesn’t sprint. He accelerates to a higher movement speed

[@peemaster-uu9qo]

he doesn’t crack his knuckles, he hyper-extends his fingers to release the gas inside them.

[@peemaster-uu9qo]

@Joshthebritishwartankengine 14 that’s kinda the joke, buddy.

[@peemaster-uu9qo]

@Joshthebritishwartankengine 14 so you see, THAT is the same thing. However, this is different. *He doesn’t hurt his knee joints. He bends his legs in a way where the middle joint of his legs feel pain.* it’s different because instead of just mixing the words around, it goes into a deep description of what he’s doing. just like how i’m explaining a joke on the fucking internet

[@tendoo751]

@Joshthebritishwartankengine 14 oh no someone didnt get the joke

[@EnchantFortnite]

I’m British and as a good old sterotype I memorised all of this and I can now recite it and my friends think I’m insane

[@BRITISHFURY_1664]

Good i shall do the same the queen must learn of this.

[@ThatAmeliaH]

I have also done this

[@pineapplesandwich3906]

@@BRITISHFURY_1664 bruh

[@BRITISHFURY_1664]

@@pineapplesandwich3906 her ass is dead now so thats a problem innit

[@gleepus0]

@@BRITISHFURY_1664 sadly she cant now

[@kerushade]

He didn’t kill you, he politely revokes the ability of your inner nervous system to ellaborate further

[@LuhMing0]

He doesn't rob a bank he forcefully gains possession of a currency from a building

[@slav0001]

lyrics: Ridin' round in a rover If I see Ops then it's over I'll send that man straight to Jehovah When I take shots like M. Sharapova Doin' up tennis Call man Dennis, I'm a menace Doin' up Olives in Venance Big man ting, I'm bigger than Ben is STOPIT Otherwise, Unknown P might bash man's head straight down like a Bop-it So make like a Freddo and hop it Your girl is four-foot-four and got bare hair on her toes like a Hobbit If i see her in the club then I'm doing up AJ, the way I weave and bob it And I never have porridge at Nans, becouse it's oh so lumpy And if Op's wanna throw some hands, then i just draw from the pumpy "Look at me, I'm Unknown T!" "I've got braids and a depp voice!" "and when i bend my and then dig it, I really hurt my knee joints" "got a song called "Throwback", but my girl got no back" MMMMM And if you wanna talk Unknowns, then you better talk P just know that!

[@LewMinator]

bop it

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

Do a little explosion!

[@eliasbokhamy8666]

yay something to copy and paste to my mum saying I made this song

[@idiot8429]

@@eliasbokhamy8666 “mY mUM’s GuNNa bE pRoUd”

[@Cheese-squeeze]

Big noice

[@henkkaperkele666]

The ”Pumpy” is a Nerf Blaster. It can only fit one MEGA Dart so it sucks 😂

[@mangohydra3391]

Holy shit that’s the joke… oh wait your comment was a joke to……

[@henkkaperkele666]

@@mangohydra3391 Oh it was a joke? my comment was not

[@sansrevoker8346]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4TLeqmLqZ2cbck

[@mangohydra3391]

@@henkkaperkele666 bro he put the nerf gun in to make is more funny

[@henkkaperkele666]

@@sansrevoker8346 what the fuck delete that

[@ZizouUsman]

He doesn't cook you he "he absolutely is flabbergasting thou with malevolent intentions".

[@ace_of_hearts6378]

He’s not roasting them, he’s cooking them at 350° for 11 minutes

[@Person-hm6zo]

1:28

[@yoboynick9959]

Lol

[@redisGabe]

He's British so it's 175 celsius

[@chongert6396]

he isn’t british, he is just simply reminiscent of his genetical predecessors’ traits in which were involved in the societal establishment of a certain island in western europe while deliberately maintaining an accent of authenticity in strict regards to his genetic historical background.

[@delta390gt]

*Bri’ish

[@Krisztian08]

That's a long one

[@omnisus4566]

Underrated comment

[@princesidon]

The best part is that’s he’s literally 1st generation British-African

[@then00brathalos]

........... That called being british ya know

[@bumsicle27]

everyone, sing it with me: Riding 'round in a Rover If I see opps then it's over I'll send man straight to Jehovah When I take shots like M. Sharapova Doing up tennis Call man Dennis, I'm a Menace Doing up olives in Venice Big man ting, I'm bigger than Ben-is Stop it

[@kun4x]

*Boris Pic*

[@flickflyer4]

b o r i s

[@bragg_15]

What about mmmmmm

[@robotthom1otherwiseduck628]

S t o p i t

[@panhandlesomen]

Joris Bohnson

[@Wolverine_Is_Cool]

he does not diss you , he politely burns your self confidence, ego and will to live

[@-autoprime-]

He doesn't roast people, he cooks people in a temperature leaving them crispy

[@GoblinCorn69]

CWISPY

[@supercatgaming7245]

LOL

[@k_1ng_]

hold up

[@wonderport7]

Bruh

[@2xtim561]

Lol