British Simulator (Thank Goodness You're Here)

[@dylandreisbach1986]

“Wake up, drink a pint, take a wee, get out of bed” is one of my favorite jokes in this game.

[@astrid_fr]

Wdym joke? Its fr

[@abigdill3604]

and Puffer didnt even hear/react to it

[@amnot9958]

It's so subtle too, I see a lot of people miss it. Also sad he skipped the "Nick's Brick's" joke. That was my favorite.

[@dylandreisbach1986]

@@amnot9958 Yeah I was hoping he would hit the shutters but he missed it.

[@alfredosolano5317]

>woke up >took a shit >get out of bed

[@itztehendd]

I love the fact that this game is based on the town where i grew up, it's pretty accurate tbf

[@thehumanpro2351]

Is it barnsley?

[@abigdill3604]

@@thehumanpro2351 It is barnsley

[@The_Jumping_Box]

Tell Reggie's wife I says hi

[@WCLYCE27]

i am car

[@random_dumass]

Reggie's wife could learn a thing or two

[@Classiestbre]

I love how he completely missed the 'there's no money in the till to pay you for the repairs' line lol

[@matrixster6238]

Ye he left many areas while people were still talking, was kinda disappointing

[@about7people198]

He also missed the fish guys last lines.

[@about7people198]

​@@matrixster6238cartoonz did everything I think. I can't believe puffer missed so much.

[@tirefish]

You know, Puffer could learn a thing or two

[@WorthyEpert1]

Fun fact: If you stay seated on the chair at the Mayor’s building and wait about 15 mins or so, the door will open and you can finish the game

[@nicomoralis6257]

@@jackottens803who the fuck buys a game and doesn’t move for fifteen minutes

[@neilmacartney8972]

​@@nicomoralis6257 u can do the same in far cry 4 and 5 if u do nothing the game gets a different ending it's a nice little secret they put in for people who are curious. In far cry 4 Ur literally told to wait a moment and Ur able to choose to get up and if u think what happens if I do wait then the guy returns and the game ends Also for this game there's an achievement for waiting so if Ur a completionist then yes u would spend money to wait

[@FlawlessFrivolity]

​@@nicomoralis6257You'd be surprised.

[@WorthyEpert1]

@@jackottens803 One of the Far cry games did something similar where the antagonist (I think) tells you to wait for a few minutes and if you do that, then you can beat the game

[@DrEpicPhD]

@@WorthyEpert1 4 and 5 have that feature.

[@thelivingglitch1371]

I don’t know how else to describe this game other than “aggressively British.”

[@elijahcuevas3805]

Plus the Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared parody at the end

[@liluziintrovert]

Best joke is the locksmith bottle saying he has a lager and his morning pee then gets out of bed. This man drinks a hot beer (it’s the UK so no AC) pisses the bed, then just leaves

[@Athomyn]

the “how queer” at 19:50 fucking KILLED ME. I truly did not expect it to be that funny

[@Cyan4h]

Relatable

[@juleswillow]

I myself am quite queer.

[@erms111]

"I wonder what's the speedrun for this". There's actually one haha. Sitting on the red chair and waiting for the Mayor at the beginning of the game, like the woman told you to do. Takes 24 minutes and that's the end of the game 😂

[@ironicugandan5826]

Asbestos was material used back in the day for things like insulation. It was found out though that inhalation of it would cause a cancer known as mesothelioma so was phased out. You mostly see it nowadays in old buildings and cars that haven’t been brought up to code.

[@ElseIfOz]

2:02:48 "I've lost it... This is what 2 hours in England does to a mf" LMAO I AM DYING!

[@Idkwhattoputhere-n1o]

18:47 he’s singing tip toe through the tulips

[@Andrew-u9w3o]

I know I've been searching for someone who recognized it too

[@slightlynative]

No one asked

[@THAT_GUY-T4G]

@@slightlynative why comment?

[@slightlynative]

@@THAT_GUY-T4G free country

[@mreverything7056]

@@slightlynativeNo one asked you to comment

[@gorfman6164]

45:53 I LITERALLY got my asbestos awareness training today. Thats crazy

[@DrEpicPhD]

Where do you work that you need that?

[@Greatly_Incompetent]

​@@DrEpicPhD any job involving buildings a couple decades old

[@Galiea456]

Puffer looks really cute in the thumbnail drawn as the lil lemon guy.

[@The_Jumping_Box]

Lemon is also a British insult akin to "idiot" :)

[@saiphyart]

Thanks! I loved drawing the lil dude

[@TheRipVanMilton]

"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, ROG'S HAS GOT A BIG HEAD AND IS AN MASSIVE BELLEND" average british interaction

[@Canadian_Goose0]

Get well soon :(

[@-TheHollow]

sorry to hear that

[@TheRipVanMilton]

@@Canadian_Goose0 sorry aboot that

[@TheRipVanMilton]

ik ik guys i was born with this but i'm fine with it at least i'm not french

[@-TheHollow]

@@TheRipVanMilton i would take being british (god forbid) than being french

[@letsteamyt7269]

42:24 Puffer: COME BACK AND TELL ME WHY! Me: ain’t nothing but a heartache.

[@Connor-ONeill]

Ain't nothing but a mistake!

[@superswagturbo8183]

@@Connor-ONeill I never wanna hear you say

[@lrj-0034]

​@@superswagturbo8183 I want it that way

[@HuskyLol00]

​@@lrj-0034TELL MY WHYYY

[@dragonmajesty7923]

Haaahhh chills. Literal Chills

[@Ratthew69]

The little puffer in the thumbnail goes so hard, petition to have puffer be this tiny guy in more thumbnails. Love you thumbnail artist *smooch*

[@saiphyart]

Aww thanks, I will make tiny puffer again hopefully xD

[@jianalexander1359]

I'm glad that Puffer is so courageous showing his real size in the thumbnails😊😊

[@Ilovenoodlesrip]

Reggie’s wife could Learn a thing or two.

[@entomoid]

the spirit level bubbles bit was basically "go find me a left handed screwdriver"

[@jonahhex18]

Or "go get me a long weight"

[@bananamations379]

Or 'get me some red and white striped paint'

[@rae-diorambles8253]

I'm sad you missed several really funny parts. Specifically the Nick's Bricks bit and you never got to the final part of Bish's Fish Stall 😢😭

[@WalletWorrier]

15:47 ah yes Wake up Drink Piss Get out of bed The correct order

[@Evanader_]

1:29:10 this was the best part I was unable to breath, the metal sound plus puffer’s “pfffff” got me 😂

[@hmcriminal8592]

My favorite joke was the fish guys "secret fish". My jaw was on the flow😂😂😂

[@scouseleemini1]

53:37 the joke is the Scottish hate us, but I personally love them. The Scottish are great drinking buddies

[@brandonhall9206]

58:04 Being from Sheffield, bro is absolutely correct

[@DigitalScaping]

13:39 Hes just shining his nightstick

[@SkyTailedFoxx]

This game makes me proud to be British, Roger is a Nonce written on the walls of a Chippy is accurate

[@jinu1024]

I want to see Blarg and Nogla play this 😂

[@mikeymadness3074]

Bro became pure Jacksepticeye right there

[@BruceWayne-ln1qw]

This came out just as i finished watching his video on this 💀

[@kremabuwhacha7438]

Nah bro missed the best jokes

[@mikeymadness3074]

@@kremabuwhacha7438 nah I just didnt comment on them

[@SpektrumSketch]

I was waiting for one of yall to play this game. It's funny as hell😂 (Edit: too bad he missed the 3rd part of the fisherman's part. I would've loved see how he reacted to it)

[@ayiyiloveyou]

SOMEONE HAS SAID IT YES that one was the most fucked one xD

[@T34GamingYT]

"I would like a little humor in my life" puffer your life is the humor

[@Alpha-td2ie]

18:45 bro seriously started humming Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through the Tulips wtf 😭😭

[@negativebrainpower]

44:58 i dont know why i didnt expect a margaret thatcher reference in a british game

[@missgurl1362]

Wdym? Margaret was British 😂

[@JadenBear]

This game is so goofy and full of so many kinds of jokes, and I love it! 🤣 22:05-22:20 How did Puffer miss a joke like that!?! 😆 Poor Roy and his dirty chimney/fireplace.

[@krystofkuh]

Please play more Balatro! It was awesome.

[@kaeleighgray9438]

I’ve not long found out that my Granddad used to mix peas and beans together, so the “Peans” bit makes me laugh

[@reapertheassasin]

This game goes to show how little puffer pays attention lmao. It tells him what to do, and he immediately does anything else.

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

1:53:20 feel like this guy is the most sane character in this game x'D

[@DeadEyez1710]

20:39 💀 23:56 💀

[@violet12563]

My god that Entire song section at like 2:02:33 reminded me of don’t hug me I’m scared😂 (I’m somehow only watched this video 4 weeks later💀)

[@joemcstinky]

What a good game, my wife could learn a thing or two

[@piecanl]

1:39:20 LADY DIANA NOOOOOO 1:53:13 also a thing I love about this game is how detailed the enviromenta are, for example from his shwlves, we can tell Roy was or still is a war-plane pilot, ans a skilled one at that, maybe a veteran? Also we can tell that unfortunately his dog passed away by both the urn and the little photos of it :( All these little details in the background make it so much easier to connect to the characters, it's why Ron became a favorite of mine

[@anthonydelgadillo8417]

23:55 REAL 👏👏

[@redxfa]

Puffer thank you for playing all these games! Love the content you're amazing!

[@Maxwellish]

This game is so good man, after I was done playing I started watching playthroughs in mass

[@kelsey7206]

I can’t believe he didn’t do it right with the fish market 2 times. Jesus puffer 😂

[@Banana_man_11]

46:00 it’s pretty fire resistance, so it was used in a lot of houses back in the day, but it was also very bad for you to breathe in I still had some in my house until a year ago

[@GamezAndTutorialz100]

As a Brit I can confirm they did not miss a single detail we are exactly like this and I LOVE fish and chips

[@nickrustyson8124]

Hot fry or Cold fry?

[@Rat-King27]

53:42 nah we don't hate each other, we're just in a dysfunctional relationship.

[@leagueofleagues1236]

I just think of Bert and Ernie when you see the guy with the corn on the cob head

[@WalletWorrier]

This game has so many tiny little jokes and details it's amazing

[@JusKrähe]

Bruh. The entire last section where it's a rhythm game and he just is dancing 😂😂😂

[@xenshaxiii1339]

I like how Puffer was just jamming/vibing to the ending song without realizing that he needed to interact with those last few chores.

[@rudykharisma]

Why he didnt help the old guy selling bricks at the beginning 😂😂😂

[@BigHwoop]

I can confirm this is 100% accurate to South Yorkshire

[@nickrustyson8124]

It's apparently based on Barnsley

[@n3phlym]

"I think I'll take a seated wee" also got me XD

[@antoninocuffaro2804]

This video has taught me that puffer has a short attention span

[@nim4464]

36:24 holy shit is that Fren

[@barbdyck642]

I just realized this game looks like it could be in the untitled goose game universe

[@Rat-King27]

32:14 nah she said "hang his head" the full saying would be "hang his head in shame."

[@mayer98]

Started this video with tea, ended with wine. This was weird fun, laughed a lot, what a game!

[@Weird_Axolotl]

This is probably the most fun I’ve had watching a video

[@HavikLaosBoi69]

WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS-

[@EarthwormShandy]

No but really At least our schools

[@Mush207]

1:33 anyone else hearing southpark the way he talks 😂

[@Lexishu]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy?….

[@LowFatHippo-su4io]

I was crazy once

[@unbeatable2639]

They locked me in a room

[@Idkwhattoputhere-n1o]

@@unbeatable2639a rubber room

[@TheInfernal616]

a rubber room

[@Dinocraft-w3k]

A rubber room full of rats

[@Mush207]

1:06:24 finally puffer lore 😂

[@GoddessOfRot117]

Watched this game like 10 times glad puffer played through it

[@hopemorlen4187]

It sounded like the little man had more than enough at the end and started to beat the mayor the up.

[@connorlocher]

I was waiting for him to finish the shrimp section. Just needed to hit them one more time. I wanted to see his reaction to the fish with pipes portion of his shop

[@_boo_xoxo5101]

26:35 dogging is when a mammy and daddy go drive somewhere with other mammies and daddies and share their “love” in each others cars 😂

[@melon06h]

I was hoping he would see the fish market part where you smack the guys.... thing

[@OakTreeTube]

The ending of this game gave me such dont hug me I'm scared vibes 😭

[@MathiMan12532]

1:13:20 “these aren’t the birds I’m looking for” Me: “yes Obi Wan Kanobi”

[@mixednarwhal]

1:33:19 For Puffer going to the Cow for milk. 1:40:18 For the Cow getting its fried potatoes.

[@cpunto]

@35:15 "Hang his head"..in shame. Watching non Brits play this game is somewhat excruciating, especially the not listening part.

[@GoodOlPastaCake]

I love that Smii7y and Kryoz’s rats make me crazy bit is still referenced

[@BmoregKids]

I love that puffer makes long ass vids

[@ryangoodis-lytle4677]

6:31 when Puffer punches the guy he wets his himself

[@dmcfan3845]

Anyone else think the iconic,”thank goodness you’re here” Is kinda similar to Bioshocks infamous “would you kindly”?

[@DrEpicPhD]

Where's the golf club?

[@dmcfan3845]

To be clear I mean in like the connotation of it Whenever someone says to the main character,”Thank goodness you’re here” it kinda compels the character to help them out in whatever situation Kinda like how in Bioshock you were compelled to do whatever you were asked to do with “would you kindly” implimented into the request

[@Frungle_]

This game is so good

[@Monkeretrak]

Just watched Jacksepticeye play this had no idea that puffer played this, now I get to rewatch this whole thing W

[@Hot_spider]

It’s so funny seeing puffer so confused with the dialogue

[@jetaimesooshi]

Dude was trynna get out of the game and speeding some of the stuff hence the missed interactions but this game is hilarious

[@ryancotton938]

This reminds me of that goose game he played awhile back

[@electro-b1t]

1:04:40 hes like a vertical stewie

[@davidaugustofc2574]

Haha

[@matthewtalley2402]

32:46… I didn’t know drake was British

[@DrEpicPhD]

He's a colonizer, makes sense.

[@davidaugustofc2574]

Ayo

[@samanthajadeclements8040]

Gosh I'm not from Britain but having my parents be in their mid 40's raising me from 5 weeks old those types of songs were commonly played in the house on my mums cassette player or as I got older by CD and the commercials being weird dystopian types of tv is also quite similar in NZ so it's like re-living my childhood

[@Nightmare-jev62]

Did you know if you just wait in the mayors office for like 15 minutes the mayor will see you

[@Creatorsan]

And the mayor is the spitting image of the MC. Same yellow skin, same bushy eyebrows, same head shape, and same hairstyle. Makes me think their relatives.

[@nim4464]

1:08:48 Glad I'm not the only one who thought detergent, Vaxxia

[@beazlive]

The whole song bit gave me don’t hug me i’m scared vibes

[@A_bag_of_chips]

1:21:20 me when I see a happy couple

[@Sweety8587]

I didnt expect puffer to try this game but im sure glad he did! This was a right treat! (Worth a full 10 bob ill tell you wot)

[@Panda15593]

Bro the last part of the game ( the song part) reminds me of DHMIS so much!

[@jedihalo100]

1:42:01 come on....we gotta milk it! Him screaming it makes my day... also had the same wtf reaction as cartoonz.

[@timmclaughlin7196]

There is a new mayor and don't call him Shirley! 😂

[@furyfuzionz9228]

Nothing is funnier than squirrel with gun

[@Mr.M3447]

10:16 can I make an Uncle Ruckus-like joke?

[@DrEpicPhD]

Well, well, well, like a moth to a flame

[@Mr.M3447]

@@DrEpicPhD well that answers that

[@Walterwhite182]

Damn Rog as a baby looks like a character from the coneheads

[@StaplesKelley]

45:40 The temperature is 37 C

[@davidaugustofc2574]

37 F

[@_boo_xoxo5101]

13:54 he’s polishing his baton 😂

[@TheMonkeydela]

The most shocking part of this playthrough was puffer not knowing what Asbestos was.