TOJO'S HEAD (BALD) SLAPPED IN COURT

(20 May 1946) In Tokyo the War Crimes Trial has begun.
#Tojo #court #slap
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[@niallp.o.7567]

“They are war criminals accused of murders.” Music: 🕺💃🎶🎵 🎺

[@rsharma7221]

Point to be noted my lord 😂😂😂😂

[@warmccl]

I was sipping coffee when I read this and almost lost it all.

[@sirkikesteinshekelberg9091]

Lol, just like in pharmacy ads

[@growingstruggle5493]

Every general is a war criminal.

[@Ivan--Drago]

Lit

[@Sovietball]

"TOJO'S HEAD (BALD)" Lmao they just had to add that bald in

[@staticc44]

(BALD)

[@jeromesuarez5293]

(BALD)

[@Abhil295]

(BALD)

[@Oishipotato3554]

(BALD) + SLAPPED

[@staticc44]

SLAPPED (BALD HEAD)

[@chokoon21]

*Tojo's bald head:* 0 *Intrusive thought:* 1

[@DisciplineEqualsFreedom_]

Tojo’s head (bald)

[@Tally-MMall]

Tojo's hair: 0

[@bigbossman1834]

I love how the video's title just has to emphasize the fact that Tojo's head is indeed, bald.

[@ibieiniid4240]

did we mention he has no hair?

[@goolgepl2112]

This man's head was slapped. But it's okay, he's bald!

[@brandonveltri2825]

“My eyes!”

[@Eagle-od1im]

even the announcer had to emphasize his baldness

[@inosukehashibira2310]

HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT

[@lime3495]

“I like ya war crimes g” *SLAPS*

[@dfEllis]

" *Send him to gulag* "

[@yipyap6161]

"BANZAAAIIIIIIIIIIII!"

[@hippie2475]

Eat the Katana

[@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228]

Bruh...😭

[@anastasiavelonagoshudnaya7455]

0:36

[@alargerflame5556]

UP NEXT: man slaps Göring's belly in Nuremberg trials

[@krustin]

Görings belly [ROUND]

[@longyu9336]

@@krustin [ROTUND]

[@sooryan_1018]

[TUMMY FILLED WITH THE ENTIRE LUFTWAFFE FORCES]

[@Hammi4Real]

Erry noice.

[@FinleyUwU]

Vöring

[@Damian_1989]

"TOJO'S HEAD *(BALD)* SLAPPED IN COURT" Yeah thanks for the info, we would've certainly had trouble noticing that.

[@Dimnah]

it's a very important detail

[@MrKata55]

It's emphasized for comedic effect. r/woosh

[@katynewt]

"Perhaps he found it irresistible..." "was kept out of slapping distance of Tōjō" Love the reporting...

[@JackMeoff46]

Tbh that bald head does look irresistible for a lil slap

[@johnroscoe2406]

The Japanese can make even a warcrimes trial weird lol

[@benaffleckisanokayactor]

Everybody making fun of Shūmei Ōkawa without realising that he managed to fool the Tokyo trial board into acquitting him simply by going berserk and acting insane. The only person to have managed to be aquitted

[@johnroscoe2406]

@@benaffleckisanokayactor relax

[@johnroscoe2406]

@@chefkape he said Tokyo...

[@AChunkyDog]

@@benaffleckisanokayactor No one cares about your use of accented letters.

[@RH-vd3yu]

X Æ A-12 Musk troll

[@Killzoneguy117]

*slaps Tojo "This bad boy can hold so many war crimes"

[@antoinemercier4742]

O hi, you're the same dude who commented about Zhukov

[@Killzoneguy117]

I am. Good eye

[@Priest92]

Liked to make it 420

[@talosq7982]

This bald boy*

[@verydangerousalpaca8499]

🤣🤣🤣

[@phazoneatermetroid77]

The virgin slap to Chris Rock vs the Chad slap to Tojo

[@xoocit]

The man who slapped his head was Shūmei Ōkawa, also a Japanese nationalist who was accused of war crimes and attempting a coup. His erratic behaviour in court led to officials believing that he was not mentally fit to stand trial, hence all cases against him were dropped. Other defendants were either hung to death or spent their life in prison while Ōkawa however was set free.

[@alexrussman7204]

That slap was a power move indeed.

[@Zircillius]

"Other defendants were either hung to death or spent their life in prison" Yeah but weren't there other defendants who were exonerated as well? I've read that MacArthur's occupational government was pretty lenient (e.g. not charging the emperor) so as to breed resentment from the public.

[@project22-ab88]

Nuremburg trials: We were just following orders! Japanese trials:

[@vault311]

Underrated

[@theirishempire4952]

Germans: we were following orders Japanese: We followed orders from each other. The emporer did nothinh

[@peace-now]

Nuremburg trials: We were just following orders! Japanese trials: We followed tradition!

[@ArmyJames]

You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.

[@peace-now]

@@ArmyJames That was in the Great War.

[@NeverMindMan]

The original “I like ya cut, G.”

[@rolfneks]

Ye, what i was thinking too xD

[@a_yan6581]

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@campanamanuel1614]

I literally searched this video to put that comment and the first comment i see is yours

[@matthewl2036]

I was about to write that 😂😂😂

[@citingmoon99728]

SLAP AAAAAAAAA

[@luisandrojasharit]

bro's intrusive thoughts won

[@truongdangmanh7471]

Tojo's bizzare adventure, season 7, episode 24: The slap of Okawa.

[@mikethegamedev]

wut da heeeeeellllllllll

[@charliegreer4507]

Everybody’s saying “I like ya cut G”, but nobody’s saying the truth: *That slap was weak as hell*

[@9k111]

facts

[@thycitrus9418]

Man speaking facts

[@Visionless]

Bro I was hoping he slapped him so hard he fell over

[@guillermoperez2750]

A sexual fantasy expressed through a slap on the head.

[@alencko7114]

Try slapping mine,or for that matter get yours slapped and you will find out how degrading it makes you feel!it's not about the size😜👍♥️🇮🇳

[@barnibussnaples6561]

Nobody is talking about Tojo’s subtle “wtf bro” smirk

[@TheDevilockedzombie]

I noticed it lol. Made me feel like it was in a classroom or something

[@salvadorramirez4114]

I was just about to comment that😁

[@SouRi1Two3]

apparently tojo was a nice guy according to joe from jkfilms whose grandma knew him. you could do evil things and still like to joke around and be friendly.

[@yashrajmehta3272]

@@SouRi1Two3 Absolutely, even Hitler was like that

[@bunnybird9342]

@@SouRi1Two3 just amazes me how if you look at photos of Hitler and Mussolini you can tell they are mean but Tojo looks innocent. Reminds me of how serial killers like Ted Buddy acted like normal people. also can I see a video about that?

[@YG-rr6zv]

This is weirdly happy music for something so dark😂

[@TheTeddyGuy28]

I think it's meant to express triumph lol.

[@michaelskoomamacher5652]

​@@TheTeddyGuy28I do be like that too when I slapped a bald homie's head

[@mein3324]

Nothing dark here, all are white.

[@normalplayer7377]

I got this recommend on December 7, 2021. Thank you KZbin

[@diog9699]

Perhaps he found it irresistible. Perhaps he just doesn’t like Tojo. Perhaps he just likes his cut, G.

[@presidentralph894]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@addictrogue516]

@A J 😂😂😂

[@besrqq]

@@presidentralph894 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[@Loleo2087]

u guys are killin me

[@bigblueassbaby9074]

🗿

[@CollinM24]

*slaps Tojo’s head* “You could fit so many plans for war crimes inside this baby!”

[@mwanikimwaniki6801]

This comment wins comment of the day

[@useryuser7388]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@just_a_turtle_chad]

A Turtle approves of Tojo's head

[@CollinM24]

@@just_a_turtle_chad oh thank God

[@MrMiniman629]

Omg I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@uyais]

i love the emphasis on “TOJO’S HEAD (BALD)” that they put in the title

[@eliteteamkiller319]

Crazy? You'd be crazy _not_ to slap Tojo's delicious bald head.

[@naitranaitra8196]

slapped it like he was checking a watermelon

[@simondesmond3574]

Delicious? Now wait just a minute

[@imaginewagons3777]

Shumei: "get rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut"

[@DAREAL_WOLFDEN]

Bruh 😂😂😂😂

[@innertubez]

I had to look up "yee-yee ass" on Urban Dictionary. Thank you for adding to my vocabulary.

[@hafizmakiglalis4380]

Nigga~

[@DAREAL_WOLFDEN]

@@hafizmakiglalis4380 WHOAAA WHOAAA WE DONT DO THAT HERE BOAAA

[@creepyendy]

@@DAREAL_WOLFDEN NIGGA

[@redlock1815]

"they had to put him out of slapping distance" As one does.

[@carltonbanks8251]

Omg it's the legendary vape cat! I found him!

[@redlock1815]

@@carltonbanks8251 Vape cat uses vape cloud to get away: 💨🐈💨

[@carltonbanks8251]

@@redlock1815 Nooooo...

[@hydrodoxxed2]

yooo

[@dr.gorgeous]

yooo

[@redline1916]

3 years later and I must specify that he is in fact, bald

[@TJ042]

Thank you, Britain, for preserving these gems.

[@teiloturner2760]

We gotcha

[@michaelsetiawan2746]

"They kept Okawa out of slapping distance from Tojo..." Funniest line ever in the history of history.

[@reverendjimjones1043]

I also liked "bald headed would be suicide"

[@KennyMcCormick99]

The more I read that, the more I laugh! 😆

[@Vibing2443]

LMAO

[@passiveaggressivenegotiato8087]

Imagine these films being played in movie theaters on saturday afternoons, between the children's matinee and the adult movies that evening. They would run all the kids out and adults would pack the place to watch news reels.

[@billmitchell3329]

Michael Setiawan it’s funny until you see the films of what the Japanese did to our POW’s where Captains would arrive daily, sometimes on horseback and behead one of our pilots or officers for display to other prisoners for being cowardly enough to be taken prisoner.

[@avanzjp6831]

The way Tojo is confused and smiling after getting slapped is hilarious

[@raulquiroz7492]

Fr this needs some funny sound effects.

[@rando2284]

If I heard correctly, he got executed after the trials so he was prob tensed up and the slap kinda relived him

[@dirtiestharry6551]

Don't kink shame him

[@dio6942a]

"Harder daddy"

[@avanzjp6831]

:0

[@guins99]

These old newsreels with the dramatic music and the narration , I love it

[@error4v0r47]

“I like ya cut G” (Smack) “He was deemed to insane to be put on trial…”

[@N2Deep00]

One of the funniest moments in ToJo Bizarre Adventure

[@bobbilder8793]

Tojo’s bizarre adventure is my favorite anime.

[@vantd1936]

@Orwell Jones Laeddis Well, the Nazis knew.

[@vantd1936]

@3rdCoastCigarSmoker more like a turn for the best ;)

[@studiobrunel7948]

(ToJo gets hanged) Ōkawa: (In Engrish) Goodbye, ToJo!

[@bobberman4641]

That is a good play on words

[@segwayman196]

Tojo seems pretty amused by that slap.

[@danklvac4746]

giggidi

[@Warhero1171]

It made him horny.

[@matzpimp]

John Rambo lol

[@bass13mary]

+John Rambo I think it made you horny. Otherwise, who’d ever say or think something so bizarre? Perhaps you might shave your head.

[@airwaveshorizon]

That was a good slap

[@Entropy106]

I’m offended. I prefer you call them “people of baldness”. POB. Calling someone bald is offensive and derogatory to the People of baldness community

[@chill_sauce]

wyd? cancel them? 💅💅💅

[@1JamesMayToGoPlease]

UNBEATABLE!! Thank you so very very much - you definitely made my day! :)

[@gusrtw20]

*"SLAPPING bald man in the head PRANK GONE WRONG (We ended up being REMOVED from the place by SECURITY)"*

[@_altruistic_6869]

*3am challenge* *ALMOST DROWNED*

[@wrongname1278]

(GONE SEXUAL)(CALLING THE POLICE)(ALMOST DEAD)(DANGEROUS)(GONE WRONG)

[@Gabriel-xl8pr]

*(We ended up found guilty by mass murders in WW 2)*

[@disfatbidge2064]

(patreon in description)

[@Hagashager]

"Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe. If you REALLY liked what we did here then SMASH that bell button to get notifications everytime we update!"

[@prot07ype87]

[Sits behind Tojo] "It's personal, Tojo." **S L A P S**

[@GutsLikesItInTheAss]

Tojo: NANI?!

[@TheN00dels]

NANI!?

[@leaveme3559]

Nien!!!!

[@JackGriffin745]

personnel*

[@paulaccuardi9071]

I love how tojo just smiles after the guy slapped him. He just didn't give a shit.

[@Ogasso]

Not a damn cellphone in sight.

[@Southern_Crusader]

Him smiling after commuting some of the worst war crimes in a thousand years.

[@stealingbacktime590]

The crazy thing is he tried to commit suicide by shooting himself in the chest. He was provided medical aid by American soldiers and recovered, only later to be hung (executed). The irony.

[@benjaminhenderson4786]

Mostly against Chinese so who cares

[@CanadianMonarchist]

@@benjaminhenderson4786Chinese lives matter (not that I’m going to burn a Japanese restaurant or anything).

[@sanepillow59]

Only if you don't count the crimes of white colonialism

[@formerwarthunderenjoyer1945]

@@benjaminhenderson4786 Again, these were the KMT (now in Taiwan) government, not the CCP commie bastards

[@kosmas173]

*Slaps the top of his head* "This bad boy can fit so many war crimes!"

[@glipk]

Such a great comment. This made my day haha

[@Elite_Sturmgewehr]

Stolen

[@badrluai]

@@Elite_Sturmgewehr Here's a fucking medal get the fuck outta here.

[@HGKyle]

I thought this meme was dead.

[@justlogus]

lol

[@synical_zero0003]

I like how Tojo smiles a bit when he gets his head slapped lmao.

[@Toxin_Glitch]

Tojo: *moans* Whoever unliked my comment is a fucking loser That’s better

[@misakifujioka1681]

@@Toxin_Glitch i disliked your comment, are you gonna slap me now?

[@vaneet7161]

@yuri i disliked your comment

[@chernovbrichtofen4767]

Vutch Dan Der Linde Japan almost invaded Tahiti, plan der line gang dies by weird people

[@blacksupra001]

so did the guard hahaha

[@mrstevo32100]

I have to say, there's a lot of videos with misleading thumbnails, but no, this is on point. 👏

[@coolkidyt6731]

He probably wanted to delete some files in Tojo’s head 😂

[@foilhattiest1]

Okawa: **gently slaps a bald head in front of him** 1946 courts: "Clearly this man is too insane to be put on trial."

[@inspectorcal]

well it actually worked, they deemed him insane and all charges dropped.

[@Fr3AkFr3Ak]

@@inspectorcal How to get out with crimes of war 101 be okawa

[@jacbear6658]

I thought it said “ snapped lol is that weird

[@zhangliubao]

@@leeroyjenkins0 under totalitarian political system, such as Japan Empire, Nazi Germany, Soviet Union etc, ambitions and thirst of power and money will be disguised under the name of a great course, but the course is only for fewer people's good but not for most people inside or outside the totalitarian political system

[@Spelonker]

*"Down with the Sickness" plays*

[@capncake8837]

It’s funny because Hideki Tojo was known as a humorless man, and here he’s seen amused.

[@Smudgeroon74]

Can you recommend any good books sir, on the 2nd World War? Thank you.

[@hidof9598]

Fun before execution.Something finally happened,that made humour touch him

[@kotong8090]

Kinky humor

[@geneoakley]

Maybe he was humorless during the war because he was, I dont know, a military officer making decisions that may or may not kill thousands of young Japanese troops? He was probably in a "I'm fucked anyway anyhow so might as well enjoy the show while I'm at it" state of mind during the trial so he no longer had to maintain that cold facade.

[@netheniahscrim2787]

Maybe it's because he knows the man's game. He thinks the cowardice/ridiculousness/gullibility of the allies is amusing? I don't know much about Tojo but tbh that was funny shit and even more so if you know he's probably only doing it to get off.

[@Bill-uw1oo]

That slap was almost as light as the slap on the wrist they got for their crimes.

[@yakacm]

He taught Benny Hill all he knew.

[@WidSilson]

Was looking for this comment

[@historywithhilbert146]

BOI *Slaps Tojo*

[@rayhanasyari513]

Damn

[@constantinediomedes6277]

what the hell are you doing here! Go back to making vids on the Saxons and the Dutch!

[@tristan889]

🤲

[@aymarafan7669]

Woah my Frisian friend is here!

[@azryafriadi3979]

This bad boy can fit japanese everywhere in pacific

[@neo-luddismrules]

I like how in the title is specifically says "TOJO'S HEAD (BALD)"

[@motorola9956]

They gotta emphazise the baldness.

[@jmmypaddy]

I like how it doesn't false advertise, we got a bald head and we got it slapped in the video.

[@pocketabyss3990]

It lowkey implies there’s a video of someone smacking his head with hair

[@uro8304]

Demopan

[@tinyghost4337]

Let's be honest we would all be eager to see bald head being smacked more than a haired one XD

[@James-em6ln]

I like how they clarify in the title that his head is in fact bald just incase we didn't know.

[@jlg395]

The music in these old newsreels was just insane.

[@juliancollot7579]

Here’s some background about the slap. The slapper was the Japanese propaganda minister named Shumei Okawa . He was eventually never charged with anything because he was deemed too mentally ill to stand trial. He was known for exhibiting odd behavior in court such as slapping others, wearing his pajamas to trial, and being barefoot when the situation didn’t require it. It turns out that his insanity was the result of syphilis reaching his brain. He spent time in a mental institution until 1948 where he translated the entire Quran into Japanese 3 times

[@MazdaRX7007]

What?.. Damn you're right, he did translate the quran, who woulda thought

[@aahn9531]

Fujiwara No Flashback ayy weeb

[@atomic4650]

@Fujiwara No Flashback ayy Degen weeb

[@LOL60345]

@@atomic4650 you got a racecar you basic bitch

[@foxmcfog7809]

What the fuck

[@JackSardonic]

What a title. (BALD)

[@antwerp3302]

Jack Jones you mean mussolini

[@universeofopulence]

Jack Jones Only a few noticed it.

[@geebeedee9509]

(GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (BALD)

[@scaredstar9127]

BALD BALD BALD --MY EYES

[@sheeshmartinez6096]

@@scaredstar9127 i clicked on the replies of this comment hoping someone said this lmfaooo

[@kholeka8475]

Sitting in court, everything is quiet and than you hear that slap.

[@ThatBunniBoi]

*slap* "What was that?" "That was Tojo's Head (Bald) Slapped In Court"

[@ganguly_ftw]

Bro was like"you playin Minecraft, I like ya cut g"

[@olivergooding8512]

With the way they're acting, combined with the music, it seems alot more like detention with the boys than being on trial for war crimes.

[@Gameboy-Unboxings]

@@chrislaw6253 wtf

[@Joe-el2wx]

@@chrislaw6253 "gone nuclear"

[@lucasduque8289]

Me and the boys in detention after committing war crimes in Manchuria.

[@fulcrum2951]

In a way, you are kinda right A number of those perpetrators have been given light sentencing or have their crimes ignored entirely

[@mckinleymac3452]

@@fulcrum2951 More than that, many of the Japanese scientist responsible for Unit 731 atrocities became university presidents after the war... in exchange for all the data they collected on human experiments.

[@arwahsapi]

Narrator: "Perhaps he found it irresistible" *B A L D I S I R R E S I S T I B L E*

[@allanstill867]

Only if ya gay

[@synical_zero0003]

There's something about bald people that makes it irresistible to slap their head, just the satisfying slap that you get from it is so amusing.

[@lexcortez5812]

better than mossulini's head

[@kyryzard]

Bald Tendency

[@Dah_S.S]

@Broke boi moses 😂😂😂

[@halfglassfull5247]

If i saw andrew tate

[@IsmailHussein-OG]

“I like ur cut g” Famous last words

[@newtdevaychet]

“The bald head would-be-suicide...” Holy what a description

[@floralpattern3712]

Yea.. I don't know which is worse

[@Scazoid]

GODDAMNN

[@hanzhewan1137]

to be more accurate bald-head would-fail-to-suicide

[@CumBrianFries]

@@hanzhewan1137 Close, but still wrong, it's "bald-headed".

[@longyu9336]

Ancient TV newsreels were built different

[@karbonkai]

I can't believe that people used to paint everything black and white.

[@crypastesomemore8348]

I see what you did there

[@josemanuelmurguia8970]

Ikr so depressing :( poor boomers

[@lonestarasshole584]

@@josemanuelmurguia8970 Do you realize that most boomers weren't even born back then aye?

[@josemanuelmurguia8970]

@@lonestarasshole584 it’s a joke lmfao

[@sidhjsidnrbnskrbsmrnsmnrbd4180]

Nice one

[@safari250]

When a really old video having a run time of less than a minute shows up in your recommendations you know its quality.

[@txgunguy2766]

He slapped Tojo's head like somebody had double dog dared him to do it.

[@user-de2iu9vb7z]

texasgungeek The man behind is also a war criminal He was playing a mental illness

[@Destin5258]

I mean, the mans already being tried for war crimes, its not like the slap is gonna make his situation any worse.

[@thatdumbass8962]

Honestly I think he knew he was going to die and had wanted to that for a long time and decided “what the hell, I’m probably gonna die, so why not?”

[@abandonedchannel281]

Someone probably did double dog dare him to

[@99mrpogi]

I think the man who slapped tojo at the head wants to tell tojo that there is a bald guy beside him

[@torontoenvironment9899]

"They kept him out of slapping distance" LOL

[@IMD404]

I always love old school tv they always have these puns

[@belgianfried]

​@@IMD404grandpa used to be a joker back in the day too

[@Chimpy_Mc_Gibbon]

This was my favourite bit lol

[@abnowacky]

@@IMD404They showed these in theatres. TV wasn’t widespread back then.

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Appreciate the title for that extra information about Tojo's head being bald.

[@chewy5563]

A title that delivers

[@yuri-p962]

In an alternate universe wherein Japan won the war against the US: *EISENHOWER’S HEAD (BALD) SLAPPED IN COURT*

[@janlolwitz951]

Lel, and Churchills.

[@adrielsebastian5216]

*TRUMAN'S HEAD (MASSIVE FOREHEAD) SLAPPED IN COURT*

[@Cjnw]

My comment "I'm the bald girl" reaches 1 million likes!

[@Cjnw]

@@adrielsebastian5216 a few years later, and somebody slaps Khrushchev's head!

[@organicsharma3266]

@Michael Christian Nugroho by patton

[@ambientlightofdarknesss4245]

"The older generations were so much more mature" The older generation: *slaps a war criminal's bald head and it's seen as hilarious*

[@jgordon9022]

The slapper was also a war criminal

[@neileung]

@@jgordon9022 the older generation: *war criminal slaps fellow war criminal's bald head and its fucking hilarious*

[@libertyprime6932]

They found funny things funny. So immature

[@LiteralmenteUmaMulher]

Frankly it would super hilarious to slap hitlers head

[@midleno8364]

@@libertyprime6932 yeah except when they call anyone that isn't from their generation immature when they laugh at other things. Comedy is subjective, I don't understand why we gotta belittle a giant group of people for something as healthy and mundane as LAUGHING, like, just no

[@ISellCoffins]

I cant believe he would do such a thing

[@happygoth09]

I'm glad that the title isn't a clickbait, thanks for stating that

[@michaelmilam7285]

Narrator: The trial against Japanese War Criminals accused of wars of aggression and murder Everyone: *Bald head go SLAP*

[@TheKing60210]

Slap go brrrr

[@prettieboiswag6659]

I like ya cut G

[@LazyPirate8]

Japanese man: Idk I have the strong urge to slap tojos head.

[@SobaYatai]

@@TheKing60210 imagine being able to slap that bald tojo head like A10

[@MorrowindES17]

There make sound it so cheery with the narrator voice !

[@nickyrathor007]

"Perhaps he finds it irresistible, perhaps he doesn't like tojo" Umm okay!!

[@DibIrken]

Perhaps he was swatting a fly, perhaps he saw his reflection and thought of giving himself a high five, perhaps...

[@azunkor422]

He liked his cut

[@upstreamtoast3512]

@@azunkor422 g

[@vinhphucnguyen4695]

@@upstreamtoast3512 **screams**

[@edwardspencer9397]

Perhaps he was a drummer.

[@nonamernobrainer846]

He just smiles and goes "can you believe this guy? Lmaoooo"

[@joemamagaming9121]

This is a work of art

[@maxkennedy8075]

Shumei *slaps Tojo’s head* Tojo *moans like anime girl* Judge ... *Sentences them both to death for that*

[@tag.1835]

Stfu

[@homedepotjoe5688]

shuddup smelly

[@SomeGamer1111]

@@tag.1835 you will not silence them!

[@jeffreyval9665]

Judge ... "ah thats so cute they seem like fun guys eventhough their war criminals Il let em off with probation but if you guys ever try to take over the world again your gonna be in big trouble. Now get out of my courtroom you crazy kids."

[@tag.1835]

@@SomeGamer1111 i swear they have a humour of middle schoolers.

[@invokingvajras]

For those who don't know, slapping someone on the head is a gesture in Japanese culture for basically calling someone a "big dummy." We slap our own head to acknowledge our own misguided behavior. It's partly done in jest, but only do this with family and close friends.

[@actinganimal885]

Applies in America too. Although I see facepalm/slapping more often lol.

[@GreyWolfLeaderTW]

It's kind of done similarly in the West, though we tend to do the shoulder punch rather or grasp rather than a slap across the back of the head.

[@aeroanosupremo]

@@GreyWolfLeaderTW here in Brazil it's the head slap, but with humongous amounts of force when slapping someone's head

[@saltybob8667]

Popular amongst Stooges kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2W9mImIf5J7brc

[@Lucifronz]

Not too dissimilar from how it's done in America. Although sometimes we just slap people because we fucking hate them.

[@reisu_3708]

The video: war criminals responsible for horrible things against humanity being judged The music: 💃💃🥳🥳

[@inosukehashibira2310]

The way he just smiles

[@abnowacky]

He has a very good sense of humor, what a nice guy.

[@GreyWolfLeaderTW]

I love that Tojo actually smiles after Okawa slaps the back of his head. He took it as a simple joke/prank.

[@E1N101]

true

[@agrajyadav2951]

Gentleman

[@MarcDufresneosorusrex]

🤭🤭

[@ARGAN7705]

Well of course since he's at the mercy at the hands of the enemy. If he wasn't then Okawa would be sent straight to the execution room

[@finnmcmisslefanchannel-pt3xu]

​@@agrajyadav2951well he did kill millions, so idk

[@buf2294]

Tojo turned around and was like tf lmao, just as it was in school times 😂

[@starkfaktory6920]

Yep

[@dhiamuhamadakbar9590]

Tojo is the quite kid in class

[@kendodd8734]

Wow he lost his hair early

[@NecroBanana]

They just did a little too much trolling in Geography class.

[@faygo12]

LMAO !!!!!!!!! tooo funny

[@Spoon97]

Everyone talks about his head but nobody talked about the word dot thingy at the top

[@AutumnHarvester]

tojo: *gets slapped on head* tojo: :)

[@brianbommarito3376]

Tojo seemed amused by the slap more than anything. He probably was thinking “It’s nice that in these last few days of my life before I am inevitably condemned and executed, that some amusing clown can be sent my way to bring a smile to my face.”

[@Frozo-nt2ky]

If it was the other way around and America lost you know everybody would be tortured to death slowly and slaughtered, and there’s still people who think America was the bad one

[@joekrater3364]

@@Frozo-nt2ky i know right. Like the bombs were _sooo_ evil

[@pyreotusbark8954]

@@Frozo-nt2ky Oh no America descending into a leftist hellhole would be stopped and replaced with imperial Japanese martial discipline and morality! The horror!

[@pyreotusbark8954]

@@joekrater3364 if I could choose being ruled over by a Japanese emperor or the goddamn leftists and “conservatives” (who don’t conserve anything) I would heartily choose the former

[@trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761]

@@pyreotusbark8954 hey King, this was a very hot take on the state of our society.

[@JoatXI]

"They kept Okawa out of slapping distance of Tojo" 😂😂😂

[@itskarl7575]

Gotta love British reporting.

[@williamwallace5201]

The first ever UN peacekeeping intervention

[@joemamaobama6863]

@@williamwallace5201 LMAO

[@cjmartinez8318]

IM DYING 😂 **EXTREME WHEEZE**

[@potatometra]

@@williamwallace5201 and the most effective.

[@versechorusverse2470]

He smiled because he knew that man was going to a gulag somewhere

[@infinitrixtv5847]

The narrator secretly sent orders to Okawa to turn off the button from Tojo's bald head to prevent the nukes. The man secretly saved the world...

[@teiloturner2760]

😂

[@user-gt8fw1uz9v]

I feel like i hear this narrarator in all old videos

[@ethank.6602]

Probably is

[@synical_zero0003]

That's cause he is.

[@truesoulghost2777]

Ditto

[@faronomus1589]

Transatlantic accent bro

[@jaquinhelp7298]

I wonder what is his name

[@seal9462]

The person who hit Dojo was Okawa Shumei. He wasn't crazy. In fact he pretended to be crazy to avoid a heavy sentence and he succeeded.

[@m.w.9899]

In the Japanese war crime trials, you could pretend to be a fried chicken sandwich and they'd let you off.

[@haiqaliskandar7056]

@@m.w.9899 seriously? If its true, i want to pretend to be not exists

[@Adhjie]

@@haiqaliskandar7056 polmao until u use wakizashi and become ant-red martyr based alkaline

[@Adhjie]

whos izutsu is he at any photos?

[@geoffbell166]

They were let off very lightly indeed,cant put on here what i really think....

[@squid1712]

If god did not want him to slap tojo then he wouldn't have given him such a warm, inviting and slappable aura

[@eddiehimself]

I can't believe this is the guy who founded the legendary Tojo Clan

[@liamwright2510]

I thought I would find you guys here somewhere 😂😂

[@imanishraf6215]

After the slap, Tojo just turn back and smile.

[@Bort_Simpson]

Probably out of confusion, he was known as hot headed during the war

[@Andy.G8]

Same energy: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z53PqXqgarhgi5o

[@bebbenbaby5361]

I mean, that's nuts. Just imagine the stress and pent up fury dude had. This just goes to show you that jerk mass murdering butts got their job by their charisma and cool heads. I would be mad if someone slapped my head. He took it like a champ.

[@03stmlax]

Would've got a katana straight to the d*ck if it were still 1944

[@punisher1163]

😂

[@nickirmen6671]

My favorite thing about this video is how they specified that Tojo's head was bald in the title

[@nekozombie]

HAHA so true :')

[@VooDooMaGicMan81]

Like a specific porn niche

[@febuary1497]

And a would be suicide tojo

[@Perririri]

#SethEverman *has entered the chat*

[@funkymonkey2k94]

(bald)

[@lad1115]

I love how they included the fact that tojo was bald in the title

[@murimurimrui]

Remember. It's only a war crime if you lose the war.

[@Paul_Lucas]

This is my favourite title to a KZbin video, ever.

[@serkancicek6160]

Really makes the video irresistible to click.

[@brokenmonitertheonly]

Good

[@dancingbuzzoppa]

(bold)

[@Ebiscuses]

Bald! BALD! BALD!

[@kpsiex]

@@dancingbuzzoppa *(bold)*

[@awddfg]

*_Apparently KZbin thinks I want to see heads getting slapped in court_*

[@craigfranklin8177]

They are right

[@samsum3738]

Brightens my day .

[@spidermike3866]

I know I did

[@samsum3738]

Depends whose head .Bring iy on i say .

[@mamons30]

And I do.

[@compiler4297]

ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

[@arandomplayer9110]

I how tojo smiled when he got slapped at his head

[@stoned_kitty]

Can't blame him for slapping a baldie in front of him. We all have that weird kind of urge sometime.

[@johnnyscocktaeil7875]

The psychology there is, Tojo's head was surrounded by hair then shiny on the middle (almost perfect) that makes it mesmerizing and so irresistible to SLAP Especially when you see the shiny part it's so mesmerizing

[@callmeasimpifyourecringe356]

Forbidden Drum

[@VixxKong2]

It was now or never

[@joemamaobama6863]

@@callmeasimpifyourecringe356 LOOOL

[@krashd]

The British comedian Lee Hurst would avoid sports because of this, he used to say that if the other team scored the people behind him would slap the shit out of his bald head and that if his own team scored they would still slap the shit out of his head but this time they would get food and drink all over it.