Cooking a Medieval Times Meal (feat. my best friend) - Chaotic Kitchen: Episode 2 | Brittany Broski

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Music Creds:
Track Name: "www is a thing"
Music By: Dj Quads

[@ryangregory6778]

“This is 350 calories” “That means nothing to me” Lmaoo me

[@london2518]

you could either eat that or 3.5 granola bars

[@blablablabla3114]

@@london2518 or both

[@klarakovac8990]

microwaving a single raw potato wrapped in plastic is the most american thing ever

[@sofierosstrom6700]

as a european I am scared

[@jillianc7485]

don’t you dare assume all Americans are like this lmfao bestie asked if medieval times were before or after christ- WE DONT CLAIM THEM lmfaooo

[@drakmaaaaa2729]

@@jillianc7485 as one who does not claim them..... You need to speak for the crime that was whatever that budlight was.... Is that.... Clam and tomato flavoured beer?..... Or?...

[@jillianc7485]

@@drakmaaaaa2729 sis i literally have never seen that in my life lmfaooo if i had to guess, it’s just a pre-made bloody mary but i don’t know WHY they would drink that lol america actually has some really good IPAs

[@KiaSoulEV-rt4sg]

@@drakmaaaaa2729 that’s Clamato, yes it is clam and tomato, and I’ve never met a single person willing to drink it

[@victorasalazar]

I am in tears watching two strangers microwave corn and potatoes.

[@joliebowman]

LMAO

[@anthonyajlouni]

Same

[@watertribewannabe]

I love the vibe of this video it feels like we're all just hanging out and you lift me by my throat sometimes

[@amaritsu]

WHAT

[@greenhillangel5971]

LMFAO

[@aaron_m_04]

The thought of getting thrusted by the throat by Brittany while she microwaves a potato

[@afallingstarfell]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[@SophiaHuynh-gh7rt]

HELP ME WHATTT

[@beccman]

a medieval times bachelorette party would SLAP

[@mariamischief4052]

My roommate had his bachelor party there and apparently it did slap

[@mr.mohawk4190]

I went there recently and a guy there was having his bachelor party. The guy reading the messages/announcements was like "Really? You picked this? Guys fighting in tights?" It was great

[@JNMKlover]

Idea stolen...well not yet, but the next one I have for a friend ur idea is gonna be 🔥

[@leek6068]

i just scrolled to say that i would seriously commit crime to go to it

[@esto11213]

Brittany asserts dominance over other people by burping right after the other person has burped and even louder

[@kayla4769]

@@tachisme or she just starts yelling in an extremely southern accent

[@fresapreso1491]

or maybe she shakes her mullet and belts *wHERE ARe yOuU*

[@turtlevlogs1062]

Taylor: bussy Brittany: cussy My brain: cornt

[@anthonyajlouni]

When she said cussy I lost if

[@anthonyajlouni]

It

[@ellalane7475]

Brittany I know you'll never see this but it's so important to me that you know that the man announcing the knights in your flashback videos at medieval times is my literal father and I'm losing my goddamn mind

[@kurumi5084]

that's so fucking cool

[@earthtoapollo9553]

“there isn’t a single vegetable on this plate” ma’am you’re holding a potato

[@irisiulia]

they r eating tomato soup , corn and potatoes 😭😭😭

[@iciajay6891]

Potato's are a part of the deadly nightshade family.

[@KnAtiOn12]

Potato and corn are starches, tomatoes are fruit

[@kokokevin1800]

@@KnAtiOn12 tomatoes are a fruit vegetable, they are the fruit of the plant, they are only fruit by technicality.

[@sarroumarbeu6810]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@tonitucker4906]

Brittany was supposed to be everyone’s favorite southern lunch lady but she defied the odds and transformed into god

[@ainsleyolson]

AHHH

[@charlottelittle4685]

this is the best comment i have ever seen

[@Celia-jg7mf]

the wording of this is making me lose it

[@v1ped]

i read transcended the lines and turned into god bye

[@prickedat]

i cant 🙏

[@InsertCoolness]

my family went to medieval times every year for my sisters birthday, i miss screaming like an absolute barbarian. theres something so freeing about it. better than team sports, i'll say it

[@ginoiminoi]

@@bmth607 or gladiator fights

[@ayylmao8160]

My fav moments from this work of culinary art: 1:24 - HUZZAHHH 5:32 - Sexy Dinoco Car Tangent 9:49 - The Cussy 12:53 - Cheers *slaps chicken on garlic bread*

[@estefanavaldovinos4329]

You forgot the “IT IS” at 7:58

[@miguelong7919]

I keep coming back to this video just for this moment

[@tl8754]

Brittany walked so Billie Eilish could run with that hair

[@dawsonh2637]

Except billies hair has been like that for a long time but shes been wearing a wig

[@Jed-sl7lg]

@@dawsonh2637 it’s a joke 🧍🏽‍♀️

[@maliciousqueefer3427]

@@dawsonh2637 shes only been blond for a month or two 💀

[@EMMAFROST2]

@@dawsonh2637 lmao.. okay, it’s still accurate

[@hoppedupouttabedturnedmysw5456]

@@dawsonh2637 why the hell is that dogs eyes so small

[@TaylorMalantonioTV]

Taylor talking about a TIME PERIOD: “I’m not good at geography” LOL

[@waddledeedeee]

i mean, shes american✨👏🦉

[@mxnika_]

that was the joke

[@TaylorMalantonioTV]

@@mxnika_ wow, really???? I had NO idea

[@agathawhitthorne448]

PLEASE IK I WAS WONDERING HOW NO ONE ELSE WAS TALKING ABT THISSSS

[@mxnika_]

@@TaylorMalantonioTV it wasn't that spectacular to point it out honestly

[@noomaisss]

I love that Brittany's impulse to buy random drinks is a genuine personality trait she has

[@Dasani61]

And it led to her claim to fame!

[@padawannie]

When she asked if medieval times were before or after christ part of me died a little

[@peachy_talisman]

same 💀

[@cassidybryant3250]

i love how brittanys sense of humor hasn’t seemed to change much since high school

[@vintagepiss]

“we miss medieval times” I was like girl how old are you?? like u were born 1562

[@sofian8999]

Ahhh I wanna go back to medieval times the plague was so fire 😫 omg memories 😌💔😣

[@fa1ryt33thh]

@@sofian8999 not the plaguekshshs

[@anami22]

that's full on renaissance tho🥴

[@icecreamwasabi]

I mean if we really think about it, we’re living through medieval times bc of the whole covid thing getting way out of hand.

[@asawariiii]

@@icecreamwasabi honey no 💀💀💀

[@courtneyschaump]

medieval times was out of budget for my elementary school so the local highschool put on a fake version and it was absolutely traumatizing

[@BeccaPatches]

"When were the Medieval Times? Before Christ or after? I'm not good at geography." Same

[@kur0mi_cult809]

How do these ,,productive day in my life” videos don’t get me out of bed but Brittanys peepee poopoo humor does

[@bronwyn2380]

lmaooo same! i think cuz it’s a million times more attainable

[@kur0mi_cult809]

@@bronwyn2380 it is!!!

[@sevvalyes]

exactly!!! i have been postponing showering for days and after i watched this video i immediately got up and showered, i love her

[@youruncleolaf4694]

bc productivity boring, brittany funny. not productive bc sad, not bc don't know how, when happy, have motivation. i'm high

[@MooChoochan]

Same it's a great way to start the day

[@sarahlouri8616]

I've been laughing at the way Brittany says "HAAZZAAAAA" in the highschool video for like ten minutes help

[@pickletoes88]

SAME

[@Saraheyp]

*announces fart then proceeds to fart loudly* Whispers, “I’m sorry.” 🤣😂💀

[@anthonyajlouni]

I’m in tears

[@matycorbett2005]

I will now forever say "bloody shit check' every time my hemorrhoids act up

[@sarahswan817]

Brittany there’s literally a Dolly Parton themed version of the medieval times in gatlinburg, tn. It’s called Dixie stampede and it’s everything

[@elisebeals7247]

HUH

[@brennannaquin7333]

YEAAASS THE DIXIE STAMPEDE

[@icecreamwasabi]

I need to go there that sounds lit.

[@apoloniaarteaga8958]

^ brittany needs to know ... less she already do

[@Brittany_Broski]

it is now my quest to venture to this place...this mystical land.

[@isaacbell3274]

Watching this during my English lecture is giving me life

[@thatoneangryalexa]

congrats f8rst comment

[@isaacbell3274]

@@thatoneangryalexa oop... 😅😹

[@sabarilavellan3186]

@@isaacbell3274 ... are you in my English lecture cause I am too

[@isaacbell3274]

@@sabarilavellan3186 I- we truly are something else 😹

[@anaistowers-lussier5175]

Omfg same!

[@chasemiller3353]

Brittany: “There are no vegetables on this plate.” Everyone: Corn, potato, tomato

[@funkunko]

@@bmth607 CORN IS FRUIT???

[@pineappleboidraws]

@@funkunko technically yes since the kernels I believe are the seeds, and I believe to be classed as a veggie there has to be a lack of seeds. Even odder is that strawberries aren’t berries, neither are blackberries, but tomatoes? Bananas? Pumpkins? Those are all berries

[@Optimystik]

Tomato is a fruit 😌

[@jakehowe6926]

Watching Brittany attempt to spread butter with a Santoku knife for so long that she had to speed up the footage made me genuinely concerned

[@brendanawesomeness]

Never thought “corn bussy” would be a term I’d have to hear 😭😭😭😭😭

[@espeon871]

@Jade Showers ive seen too much, this is enough internet for a lifetime

[@urmom-fc3lk]

PLEASE voice act in a movie but every single character is voiced by just you, Brittany.

[@gabbym333]

She could be the Seth Macfarlane of this generation.

[@bethany5105]

YESSSSSSS

[@anjoligarrison886]

this

[@leahwilson9152]

No but could you imagine if Brittany and Stanzi did a collab?

[@agathesometimes]

everything in this is SO AMERICAN to me. if it's allways like this I'm moving there as soon as I can

[@_hhannuhh]

Yes it is always very chaotic and we are a shit show

[@Mina-bw4zj]

9:42 - me pulling the hair out of my butt after a shower

[@erika-rs3ns]

no because this sent me flying

[@bahngchanz]

HELPPPPP

[@Katherout]

i don't think you understand how incredibly validating it is to see your high school footage of Medieval Times.... my comfort place

[@Theusernameilikethemost]

Why are we all thinking the same thing

[@naomistrange2858]

she's literally the same and we live for it

[@imuttx]

BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE BLUE

[@laurenmitten4567]

I swear to fucking GODDDD midwest life 😂

[@RoyalReyna]

Every year my school took the 8th grade class to medieval times, and I was so excited to go since my sister had such a good time. But when I got to 8th grade the school decided to stop going. We were the first class that didn't go 😭

[@miruna1051]

To me, nothing says America like opening up a franchise of medieval-themed dinner and jousting shows where the goal is to be authentic to the time period, only to serve potatoes, corn and tomatoes.

[@seisage]

YES. I've always had that gripe about Medieval Times like... ma'am those crops did not even exist in Europe until 1492 at the _earliest_

[@kyyomilo]

what else are they supposed to serve ? dirty water ? hard unseasoned meat ? the plague?

[@chancekahle2214]

@@kyyomilo There are plenty of vegetables native to Eurasia, but tomatoes, corn, and potatoes are not among them. Peas, broad beans, carrots, turnips, cabbage, fennel, onions, eggplant, beets/chard etc.

[@valaya.3]

Haha well maybe the point isn't actually to be authentic to the time period but instead to be authentic to our wildest dreams

[@elizabethbentley2582]

@@valaya.3 that’s WHatT ThNxGiViNg is All abOut !!!

[@SallyJo]

This video is what dreams are made of.... I died the entire way through hahahaha, I also wish New Zealand had Medieval Times

[@jareds-tits]

9:14

[@cal276]

I like to imagine that Sarah is in the other room with her gf and they periodically just hear "cLaMaTa TaMaTa"

[@suungirl128]

i know this comment is two years old but i gotta say, i think this is taylor's apartment lmao

[@abbyvega3665]

Y’all ever watch Brittany’s vids and think, “damn she’s living her truth, what a goddess”

[@celestial-eve]

all the damn time 😌

[@Danielisetravel]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembers medieval times

[@lindsaymaclaren9084]

The speed at which Brittany switches between characters gives me whiplash

[@celery7546]

"was medieval times before or after christ?" "im bad at geography" 😭😭

[@jaykennedy8418]

This is major high school friends energy

[@emmamartin7828]

this whole video feels like trying not to wake up your parents while in the kitchen at 3 am

[@meganjones9171]

✨sleepover on a school night vibes✨

[@bowsella22]

I literally cannot believe that this video is 2 years old. I still rewatch it and it cracks me up every time. Brittany is my new Jenna Marbles. Love ya❤

[@qooziday]

the fact that brittany and taylor still friends warms my heart because a lot of people end up separating after high school

[@noahwilliams277]

I felt like I won the lottery when I got one of the jousting performers autograph after the show fjskdnsks

[@Brittany_Broski]

MEEEEE OR THE ROSE THEY THROW TO THE CROWD

[@kuro-kuromi32]

@@Brittany_Broski AND THAT 3 DOLLAR SASH THAT THE KNIGHTS GIVE OUT AT THE END THAT SAY YOU’RE THE QUEEN BITCH

[@wren2446]

I feel like if I met Brittany in real life, the sheer energy of her presence would vaporize me

[@loveinthematrix]

so fire

[@Joseph-ye1lv]

Brittany singing to a microwaved potato wrapped in plastic is the type of relationship I want.

[@norah4429]

I put this video to try to fall asleep to.. big mistake, I was wide awake laughing my ass off💀💀

[@mearac]

The energy in this video is unhinged and unmatched. We live

[@icecreamwasabi]

We Stan

[@rosieholtham1856]

Me: trying to actively reduce the plastic I use and buy unnecessarily in my daily life and find alternatives America: ima wrap one single po ta ter and label it

[@molijay2107]

Frrrrre

[@N8TEJustAnothaNate]

Something about brittneys friend putting corn in the microwave is so iconic y’all don’t even know

[@madelynnicole8272]

Taylor saying her intrusive thoughts out loud sends me omg 😂😂😂

[@bella_burnett2597]

Nobody: Brittany: “Dynaco the blue car from cars SHEXEH”

[@iwishiwerealexturner4449]

“we really miss midevil times” girl i though you were really gonna act like you were in midevil times for 20 minutes

[@RealBurzum44]

Something about this comment just cracks me up

[@RealBurzum44]

Maybe it's "midevil times", maybe it's my clinical depression.

[@EMMAFROST2]

SAME I GOT DOJA CAT LIVE FLASHBACKS

[@bruhnowhat6412]

HAHA

[@creed156]

@@RealBurzum44 MATE I'M FUCKIN CREASING AT THIS COMMENT F U C K

[@MadameFido]

brittany gives me old school youtuber vibes in the most comforting funny modern sense

[@averyjohnson1752]

The beginning of this video is my favorite thing ever. Her reaction to Faye barking is like she's shocked that others can hear/perceive her. She looks like she's spent the last 10 years being invisible and suddenly someone can see her

[@jennathornton7992]

WHY DID Y’ALL JUST HEAT UP THE CORN IN A MICROWAVE??? IN THE HUSK????? IM SCREAMING

[@thesabotagedandovershadowe8423]

I literally thought the husk was going to catch fire but then it was fine but then they followed it up with PLASTIC COVERED POTATO WHAT

[@gabbym333]

To make popcorn.

[@joellebay3331]

this friendship just makes sense

[@Galladion]

9:14 Brittany has a tooty time!

[@mariaclaravailati9692]

6:55 best moment

[@sanyass298]

Once in college my hostel friends and I had a fake fight in a class group chat and broke our dorm hallway mirror while battling with pool noodles at 3 am, all of us completely sober. BUT THIS IS SUCH UNHINGED ENERGY I cant-

[@maesmith1156]

i love the unhinged energy of the wrapped russet potato in taylors hands like 🤲

[@sid4583]

I absolutely adore Brittany , it hurts me everyday that she doesn’t know I exist

[@fauni4L]

My teacher is literally currently the queen at medieval times

[@Lara-vo6rp]

how was it

[@luminia1377]

9:09 my sides are literally in pain from laughing so hard

[@fionas3630]

the way that i consume every bit of content that brittany puts out i love her so much

[@cody5600]

This was literally what my small, rural town family fed me everyday growing up.

[@Matty-fz1ig]

That honey buns energy is relatable

[@paytonfranklin9085]

12:13 IS SENDING ME. IVE BEEN DYING FOR 10 MINS

[@rachelwilliams8551]

My new official dream in life is to go to medieval times and thank you for that

[@zoeshapiro3907]

IT IS SO FUN

[@plum.phobia]

12:26 “Ye Olde Grilled Cheese” band name, called it

[@jgas2235]

"This does not feel right (...) I am farting" MOOD

[@gagelanderyou9076]

bestie it’s too early i can’t handle this

[@CarbonCopyMachine]

Oh yay we love crisis Britney

[@danielladaniels9379]

THE STONE COLD VOICE IM HOLLERING

[@thorer3992]

7:24 HONEYBUNS!!!!!!! SHUT!!!!

[@dulceele2967]

Aren't we gonna talk about how Britney cut her hair and 5 days later Billie Eyelish got the same haircut

[@RealBurzum44]

"Corn bussy" "Cussy"🌽

[@CeceSamara]

i hate that i read this with my own two eyes thank you 😊

[@milklea]

oh god oh god i wasn't prepared for the fart, im crying

[@gal.laurel]

I don't know why but I'm getting a rhett and link dynamic vibe from these two, especially at 11:30

[@dude4310]

It was just enough for her to be providing for us the FART history series. It’s a blessing and a half to know that she’s also doing a cooking series. Truly a woman with skill beyond her years.

[@DameBlackwell]

Brittany makes me feel like a well adjusted human adult and that scares me LMAO

[@amykinz8160]

"This is 350 calories" "That means nothing to me" M O O D

[@Neeeeeefi]

“GRAB HER BY THE FIST!” ~thomp~ lmao 8:33

[@cristinugh3173]

“How would somebody from medieval times heat up a chicken” . girl

[@emilycolpo6862]

brittany: not a single vegetable on this plate but i would recommend this meal taylor: isn't corn a vegetable? brittany: idk taylor: aren't potatoes vegetables? brittany: probably

[@madisontaylor5963]

whenever brittany uses her medieval accent I get flashbacks of Mercutio from the Romeo and Juliet movie

[@ariannafair6524]

brittany goes bORDERLINE just borderline over the top with her jokes so perfectly each time i can't not laugh

[@katholeen_]

Andrea russet sang to the tune of “where are you christmas” is what did me in

[@hannahpylant1100]

We stan the fact they’re listening to the nbhd while doing this

[@elenasobran2748]

and her sweatshirt 👏

[@pewkaitlinloveXx]

i’ve been a stan for 7+ years and this makes me BEYOND happy 🥲

[@julesb.8290]

I remember our knight dying first, but we cheered so damn loud they brought him back for us. It was ✨magical✨

[@HeyItsNovalee]

Oh my god, this combined with the medieval times vlog made me laugh so hard I literally had Tears down my face and almost had an actual asthma attack 💀💀💀 idk what y’all put in this video but I could not stop laughing god almighty

[@princesspumpkin92]

The amount of CHAOS in this video is breathtaking🍗🧈🌽🥔🥫

[@kms_sarah]

medieval times was a fever dream that i never got to experience

[@whythenumber]

Things you could only ask your best friend: "does whey protein make you shit your pants?" 😭😭😭

[@barrazaly]

3:43 the smash intro sksksk

[@chealseabinkley2094]

brittany i rlly hope you know this already, but as a tennesseean i want you to know that in TN and MO too there is the same equivalent to Medieval Times called The Dolly Parton Stampede, you would love it js

[@kaiara111]

It's the "recently played: The neighborhood" for me

[@finaldestinationdan]

This is my comfort video

[@humanure0]

10:25 girl. not the way she is holding that rosemary