Bro Rape: A Newsline Investigative Report

[@blaxicanx]

when I first saw this video, I was too young to be a bro. I'm watching it again now, and I'm too old to be a bro. Life truly is suffering

[@joshuaharrison8113]

Bro, it will get better… it’s not your fault

[@austintyler7901]

Hey bro, I'm in the same place. Why don't you just swing by sometime and we'll do a little reminiscing, listen to Dave, ironically watch Family Guy, and just see where the night takes us.

[@PTANV-x2g]

“Austin” name checks out, 157% bro

[@godjhaka7376]

Bro sounds like a collective or low IQ people with poor communication

[@danieljohnson8246]

We're all gonna make it, brah.

[@daisyt1445]

"The only crime is me & Chad are not having a good time right now" LOL

[@apriljackson7729]

Bobby Moynihan with that amazing one take performance. How he got through those 3 minutes without cracking up is nothing short of a work of art.

[@123duker]

The way he stayed in character while having the big black dildo flopping around in his hand is incredible 😂

[@messiah2203]

Is it weird that Bobby Moynihan and Donald Glover are obviously wildly talented in this? XD

[@youngripper12]

"Why are the police outside? The police should be inside.... a police station."

[@Bluemgwes]

"Looking at the prints from fingers!" lol

[@Pat4ever.]

Tell Chad- *WHY ARE THE POLICE OUTSIDE!*

[@Augury13]

Which actor is this? That says this? 5:30 for reference - nevermind found it. it's: "Bobby Moynihan"

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

“YOU’RE A BAD MAN, AND YOU…ARE A *FRIEND* OF A BAD MAN.”

[@CantTellYou]

The Karma Police, they believe in destiny

[@Rayviche14]

The second guy deserves some sort of reward for his acting. His freakout and nervousness was great. Just his answers and how he answers them... Amazing.

[@richardwallace2182]

He did. He's been on snl now for years.

[@omfgpie]

@@richardwallace2182 replying to a 14 year old comment

[@richardwallace2182]

@@omfgpie this is my life now

[@krazykrumz3]

“WHY are the police outside?!? They should be INside, they should be inside a police station looking at the prints from fingers!!” 😂

[@SMSmediaservices]

I always thought the same. His timing and overall line delivery is comedic gold.

[@terryguerra1010]

"...like an all you can rape buffet.", will forever be emblazoned in my mind.

[@courtcourt1321]

BUTTfet would've been better.

[@quenchlessmaiden13]

Xbox

[@SoCloseToToast]

Its crazy to see where all these guys went after college & the derrickcomedy days. Some went to SNL, Glover went to become a rapper (Childish Gambino), actor (Community, The Martian) & voice actor (Adventure Time), some went to get small TV roles as well. Really awesome to see that happen to people that just posted YT videos and went to college. They obviously have talent and can't wait to see more from all of them!

[@5150MM]

beer and chill bro ?

[@DaevaIDC]

+SoCloseToToast Omg, right? I love Donald Glover and seeing him doing all this stuff years later just makes me so happy.

[@airshift]

The white guy with long blonde hair became a book writer.

[@elviswhite245]

+Funky Fresh also a rapper.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

The dude that went to SNL is a voice actor as well (We Bare Bears, Nature Cat, and DuckTales, to name a few)

[@poopingducks]

It's wild that at 31 I've been quoting "They should be inside, looking at the prints from fingers" for half of my entire life.

[@HanasRoom]

I hope this video never gets taken down.

[@sh0rtaznant]

omfg the second guy they caught is on snl now holy shit. derrickcomedy produced so many stars

[@sh0rtaznant]

Noor Shoresh moynihan* he was also the guy in that really old viral video of a fat kid getting pranked with a jump-scare maze game and he punched through his monitor

[@TheAmazingRalphNader]

sh0rtaznant dude i didnt know that my life is complete. when this vid came out i thought he was the best

[@SoNoFTheMoSt]

sh0rtaznant ye hes big on snl!! and hes really funny :)

[@Recovery15]

Isn't the last one on community

[@derrickwiest3308]

Recovery XV Donald Glover? Yeah, he's Troy on Community. He also raps as Childish Gambino.

[@brennanrhoads6631]

Theres a quest in Borderlands 3 that directly references this skit lmao. One of the stats on the gun reward is "So Chad isn't even real?" Bahaha

[@cbaileychamp]

HOLY SHIT FR???? THATS FUCKING AWESOME

[@GamerSirus]

You remember which quest? Almost done with my 1st playthrough.

[@sarahkendricks2132]

GamerSirus Swamp Bro. After you go thru the Jakobs Estate, there’s a guy named Chadd who loves parkour and after the quest he gives you the gun as a reward. It’s right outside of Reliance on Eden-6.

[@cbaileychamp]

@@sarahkendricks2132 literally just did this quest last night Im fucking dead

[@majestyvondoom]

Theres a weapon called the smart gun xxl that has the description "busy getting brain like krang" which is a lyric from Childish Gambino's song Backpackers

[@axbu9131]

“So chads not even real? You guys played me like a sap” 😂😂

[@adrod]

Ax Bu for the big scoop

[@ericsmusic5927]

I bet the black dude in this video is a great rapper

[@jaykansher87]

Lmao!!! i'll bet he is...

[@davidalxndr]

he actually is, his name is Childish gambino he got good shit

[@ericsmusic5927]

David Alexandru i know it was a joke

[@Meda01]

Thats racist!!! :-)

[@TheTentailsnaruto]

Kevin Urbina lmao shut the fuck uuupp why don't you actually listen to his music from at least BTI or at least watch his freestyles lmao. I bet you can't rap better than him so shut your mouth little nigga

[@simonb8988]

I remember watching this with my best friend in 2006. We were talking about it this morning so I decided to look it up. Just as funny as ever.

[@SlyeFilms]

You just played me like a sap. For the big scoop.

[@clipCommander101]

"the phish farewell tour? That was like an all you can rape buffet"

[@gpoop23]

Oh my god. The dude's performance at about 5:00 was absolutely phenomenal.

[@singularpronoun]

Bobby Moynihan?

[@jasperscott7879]

Ethan Klein with fewer years but a few more pounds Right?

[@nicholasnielsen7124]

Jasper Scott no dude, that really is bobby Moynihan, and Donald Glover back in college

[@OptimusProvost]

“I always take my pants off when I play GameCube.” 😂

[@silence_dais]

I come back to this video every now and then, just to remind myself that most of these guys went on to do amazing things.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Fifteen years ago…none of us would’ve even imagine, especially with Donald & Bobby. Yet now, it all makes too much sense 🤣

[@shifty1927]

Almost 17 years later and still funny. Idk why but I'm glad i randomly remembered this gem.😂

[@TimoB24]

Same!!!!

[@phillipdeluca6542]

I remember this too!! Watched it same time it came out. Long Before google owned KZbin lol

[@MilesToGoGo]

Same here. Every couple years or so I remember to come back and watch all of their videos. Hence why I’m here right now lol. To me, these early-mid 2000’s KZbin skits will forever be peak comedy

[@flira]

Same!

[@princesssmileyface91]

14yrs ago, this came out, and 14yrs later, this is still so funny to me 😂😂

[@TheJrockfreak]

Same

[@SeanThomas]

This was the first thing I saw Donald Glover in, years ago. I was reminded of it a few days ago (before the news of him voicing Miles Morales). This still kills me!

[@SeanThomas]

I didn't even know about the movie. I'll have to check that out.

[@Syndusias]

yeah I was just about to say, is that donald glover, lol just saw his stand up on netflix, that guy's funny

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Holy shit! He voices Kid Arachnid?! Sweet!!! Marshal Lee (glover) Panda (FamilyGuyfan84) Are freaking awesome!! XD

[@Beardology]

Same. I remember watching this video in High School with my friends when it first came out.

[@princesssmileyface91]

My first video I saw of him was Jerry 😂😂

[@laurawelch4010]

WHY ARE THE POLICE OUTSIDE? THEY SHOULD BE INSIDE!

[@laurawelch4010]

Ceman has got eyebrows that melt steel beams.

[@ChadBroChill17]

Laura Welch want to come over to my dorm?

[@studogable]

LOOKING AT PRINTS FROM FINGERS!

[@natehartman5643]

The origin of Netflix and chill

[@JFchougaze]

Dane Cook and penetrayshhh

[@TheBaconKing32]

Was here when it posted and still coming back!

[@ShiningLike3M]

Came here for Gambino, stayed because of Bobby Moynihan 😂😂😂

[@bill_tin]

Shining Like 3M he looks like David Wolfe

[@Kakerate2]

gay

[@RabidDogma]

Goddamn, I was coming down here just to ask if that was Bobby Moynihan! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Motown49001]

Wow i didn't even recognize him

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Richard Asumadu To this day, I’m still not use to seeing him and Donald with beards. Their hair growth is incredible lol

[@Timmytheman87]

“You are a bad man and you are the friend of a bad man” 😂😂😂

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Bobby Moynihan really ATE those 3 minutes, 3 seconds!! No surprise that he became such a household name, two years after this 🤣🍆

[@silicisquodvolvo]

get it bobby. cant believe how funny this still is. comedys a hard medium to keep relevent. nailed it

[@matthewsmith5034]

Derrick comedy aged so well.

[@Christian_Luczejko]

Who's watching this in 3005?

[@user-qc5lv7jt4h]

I see what you did there

[@FalconMain3]

Christian Luczejko now I'm watching in 3006

[@FalconMain3]

Christian Luczejko hol up

[@TalkSickMass]

wow, moynihan's part was a three minute uncut take

[@b_t___r5112]

I noticed that too one of the first times I saw this back in the day. Unreal that neither of them break character that whole time

[@NobleNobbler]

I like to smell like an axe lol

[@furonet138]

Masterful improv skills on display. It's really no wonder he wound up on SNL not long after

[@TheMike91096]

You can tell that right at the end the camera man just looses it he starts laughing

[@taimak123]

That’s Bobby Moynihan?

[@TheOmegasVisage]

This aged both well and poorly.

[@televszn]

You've finally discovered the paradox

[@meechwoods4899]

“So Chad isn’t even real? You guys played me like a sap, for the big SCOOP!” LMAO

[@nohypeneededfunctionalfitn7767]

2024 and this still hits. 🤣 Video is GOAT'd

[@samaskew4503]

This may sound silly, but this video is a source of some great memories from my youth. At my high school we have a "Bro Day" in which people wear several really tight polos with poped collars, different sandals, visors/hats, etc, and we scooter to school in the morning. This video is the unofficial source of the school's definition of a "bro," and I will always remember when my neighborhood friends and I discovered this. We loved it and quoted it for years

[@CodeeXD]

Damn sounds like an all you can rape buffet

[@Randz88Goddex]

"i like to smell like an axe" haha

[@jonvia]

Why are the police outside?!? They should be inside.

[@HumbleBunnie]

Never gets old.

[@tylerd.5694]

This video is almost old enough to be a bro itself ... be careful out there bros.

[@LethalPigeon7]

Am I fucked? Am I- I'm fucked, aren't I?

[@cillywrecker9000]

How did it take me 11 years to find this?

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Watching this after the news broke out...Bobby has come such a long way. He and Donald are amazing. Hope they do more projects together.

[@MrBsehratmaannking]

Anyone wanna drink beer, kick back and chill? I got a gamecube we can play on as well Message me

[@AcherRollz]

Are you mugging me

[@prod.robbezel7133]

Im omw bro ..

[@Rztro1544]

I got a Wii U bro

[@sksurfs]

lets play runescape.

[@xwseiferwx]

Vinzan I got Wii for U bro

[@caveman9756]

This is definitely a certified bro moment compilation

[@TCt83067695]

3:17 he is an awesome comic actor. i was crying with laughter

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

That's Bobby Moynihan for ya!

[@KStonedEagle]

+CN what I'm Saiyan? BOBBY MOYNIHANNNNNNNN You think piece of toast is doing well these days?

[@StephenGeorge]

With Bobby Moynihan retiring from SNL, I had to come here to enjoy one of my favorite performances of his.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Same, dude. I find it really heartwarming how successful he and Donald Glover had gotten. I’m hoping they’ll host SNL together! (Preferably, for the season finale lol) Update: DONALD’S GONNA HOST MAY 5TH!

[@mcjon77]

This was one of the first videos that I ever saw on youtube. 10 years later and it is STILL FUNNY.

[@CaptainWaterboy]

"like a can and a half" favorite line. XD

[@Bsgrundle]

This video is such a classic I watch it several times a year

[@liohobo]

Theres no way an 8 minute video would go viral in 2016

[@KQY614]

Leonardo Franco Damn.

[@TheChronicRhythm]

i agree with you leonarbro franbro

[@newwaveknight1]

That's okay. Going viral now means nothing. So much of the Google marketing machine decides what goes viral and what doesn't. This was from a magical time when going viral was an organic thing.

[@meddy07]

Leonardo Franco lmbo the fact this is so true is so freaking sad.

[@ricolewis2949]

Now it’s January 2022

[@gaiusnormanyo]

Wow, the curly haired guy is on SNL. A lot of people became successful I see.

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

“How do you get on SNL? Spend ten years doing comedy with the people you love and getting as great at it as possible.” -Bobby Moynihan

[@vasvas8914]

I can't believe Donald said the line "All-you-can-rape buffet" without cracking up

[@DevinMcMenamy]

10 years later my favorite like is still "...xbox..."

[@hugmynutus]

“I always take my pants off to play GameCube” average professional melee player

[@DJPlayzDustin]

Because of you I have to listen to my cousin say "CAN WE SEE WHAT IS IN YOUR BAG?" about 10 times a day.... thank you

[@sashag2196]

bobby moynihan's "why are the cops outside!" is the best part.

[@Obnoxiousnoix]

I love the way they hardly blur out his face

[@lucaspocher2033]

These victims need to learn how to get wrist control

[@klaushammer8687]

Watched this all them years ago. And i recalled it and watched it again. Timeless youtube vid confirmed

[@SMG41]

why is this video 17 years old... help... I'm too young to be this old

[@thelastKinney]

Wow. I first saw this video in 2008, and it still makes me laugh. I remember a bro themed house party dedicated to this video, they called it a Bro-mitzvah. Chad never showed up tho 😂

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Chad always be ghostin’

[@toddpinkstonisgod]

That party really sounded like it was an all-you-can-rape buffet!

[@quietus13]

Dude bruh, is this really 17 years old??? All the contemporary cultural references like Dane Cook and game cube are like a time capsule from 2007 😂

[@TheKroglander]

if you say "No Homo" it doesn't count.

[@INSigotem]

The Jeff Sentence it's only gay if you bust

[@jizzfudgsickle3619]

The Jeff Sentence It's not gay if you pretend it's a woman

[@INSigotem]

Jizz Fudgsickle ...mine was better

[@jizzfudgsickle3619]

INSigotem "mine... was... better..." ellipses

[@thinminty5392]

It's not gay if the balls touch

[@avengingcaboose]

14 years later this is still amazing 🤣🤣

[@MAFiA303]

9 years and still funny as shit.. wish you guys would do more

[@BogusLettuce]

nah this was only during their college days. they've come a longgg way since then

[@MAFiA303]

2 emmy's

[@AlexDeLarge1]

16 years now

[@pablojimenez1423]

More rape?

[@MAFiA303]

@@AlexDeLarge1 18

[@drunkdonkeydude]

Uploaded for 7 years and still hilarious and relevant.

[@carmelobasco5191]

Awesome story, bro. Hope your love ones relive those traumatic experiences every day. Thanks for the laughs and take care friend.

[@UkraineJames2000]

Man, I remember how much this video made me and my friends laugh in 2006 when we were still in the 6th grade. Good times. I think it still holds up.

[@ahmadridley]

When Donald Glover said "wish me luck ok?" 😂 😂

[@6thHokageJuan]

"oh that's bad stuff, i don't do it" XD i died

[@neenoelle]

RigHt😂

[@dehartb.2221]

i am laughing out loud watching this for the first time. jesus donald. your too talented. i started with hearing your music like 3005, because the Internet, to seeing his standup special weirdo on netflix. loved it, and then his critically acclaimed and hilarious show on fx, Atlanta. so i had to check out mystery team on netflix! loved it! so went to derrick comedy on youtube. and the fresh creative comedy still coming through from a decade ago! well played donald glover. what cant you do?

[@nervosuu]

Wow this made it to the recommended!!! I miss these videos

[@ChrisDodges123]

Best Line: "So chads not even real" lmfao

[@Todeswalzer]

7 years later and this is still one of the funniest skits I've ever seen

[@FlamedFacedManiac]

Beer and Chill?

[@furonet138]

smash bros and chill

[@AnAppleWithEyes]

“Wish me luck”☠️

[@linkus7918]

16 years later this is still fuckin hilarious

[@Liface]

These guys are amazing actors. Can't believe they did most of these in one take.

[@bradohyea]

I haven't seen this in SO long. Good stuff!

[@ChrisYoungGunn]

"I like to smell like an axe. That's not my fault." Lmfaooo

[@chrismagsmags]

Still one of tne OG internet viral comedy vids.

[@Horchata44]

I remember watching this when it was new. 13 years later and still funny af.

[@zealousjay1993]

Derrick Comedy is definitely a classic

[@nickmajornickmajor]

This is somebody's favorite rapper

[@completelytransparent6320]

Bino's gold standard

[@TheHeartlessFour]

The glory days of KZbin.

[@MyNameIsntGabriel]

there was no chad :(

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

There's never a Chad...

[@ChadBroChill17]

Hey

[@Mirriam_Laughs_Entertainment]

Derrick Comedy is really smart comedy all their videos it's amazing to watch lol.

[@Pandora7985]

I am just now getting recommended this video 15 years after it was uploaded.

[@Ocasek77]

This is just priceless, and an Oscar Award for all and each of them

[@Cordell1of1]

Who is here 10 years later

[@ravajbains8672]

Absolute Classic... I've referenced this on gags with the lads... Not the Bros obviously for over a decade... Wow where do the year's go... Crazy

[@Dhayden88]

why are the police outside?!?!? lmao

[@jackdaone6469]

Doug Hayden *cries* Why is there no Chad?

[@Thisbaconisalive]

2007 .. god such good acting from a small group like this.

[@abranmoya00]

Hi old heads

[@Waterdrops69]

havent watched this in forever! xD still the funniest first 38 seconds ever! and it only gets funnier! holy shit i miss the mystery team and DerrickComedy, this was when i found out about childish also, ahhhhhh, nostalgia xD

[@TheMaskedHero]

"There is no Chad." "Why is there no Chad?"

[@Kuwaiti1990]

"they should be inside a police station looking at prints from vendors" hilarious. Derrick comedy rocks :)

[@adamwest6714]

It’s been 15 years and no one’s told you that it’s prints of fingers and not vendors.

[@solidkey_]

lol so this is what donald was talking about in that interview...

[@v6hellcatawd901]

I bought a GameCube so a bro would want to come over and hang out with me. But no one ever did :(

[@Bsgrundle]

You can see Dominic trying not to laugh when Donald says "you played me for the big scoop"