BRONZE LEAGUE HEROES 170: LOW BUDGET Turtle Terran

[@Dusk-MTG]

Summary of the game: Some battlecruisers walk into a base: there are only spines Some hellions walk into a base: there are only spores

[@st4ndby]

Perfekt located

[@xxlegolas]

Also, drones are made out of flash paper.

[@myes344]

Bcs dont walk Hellbats waddle

[@NeostormXLMAX]

this is why photon cannons op they shoot both air and ground

[@AdamSmith-sr3rh]

@@NeostormXLMAX I see now why bronze Terrans complain about protoss being OP

[@TheHalogen131]

The highlight of this match was definitely the Great Spore Migration followed by the Small Spore Retreat. What beautiful slaughter!

[@hadriewyn]

I wish I could give this comment more likes.

[@jonnozomboid2649]

That was sickening and unnecessary. I don't need my kids seeing that!!

[@myes344]

Migration was totally pointless. The hatch was gone. BC can jump. Or just leave

[@TheBehm08]

*RETREAT!!!* 😂😂😂

[@henkdeslayer]

Yeah agreed, this game was a true BLH slaughterfest

[@JimSelfisHere]

Bronze League Heroes makes me feel like a pro. Pros make me feel like a Bronze League Hero.

[@aaronfarley2857]

This is literally the truest statement ever

[@ZC.Andrew]

We live in the vast, wide open valley called Midrank Depression

[@nathangamble125]

I want to see more of these two. Their styles are so opposite, but their ability level is so evenly matched. This was fun to watch, and we couldn't tell who was winning for most of it.

[@TheAmazingCowpig]

That 25 seconds worth of spore crawler roasting at 14:05 was funnier than it had any right to be.

[@joaopadua7134]

winter is having more fun with his own narration then with the game

[@maemorri]

Not saying much.

[@Quadrolithium]

Admit it, the game is both painful and amusing to watch. And I prefer watching this over pro games because its unpredictable. Without anyone following build orders, you have no idea what they will try next. Pro vs Pro: everyone watches those trying to be pros Pro vs Bronze: Bullying Bronze vs Bronze: now that's the shit I will pay to watch. The only other thing I watch, is Sewer Mermaid vs His next victim.

[@hannesfiller3492]

He has more misplaced trust in Spore than Maxis and Electronic Arts

[@hectorandem2944]

Oof.

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

i understand that reference! ¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯

[@RAiNfORAiNbOW]

i miss spore those were the days when I was kid and played spore if you havent you dont know what you were missing

[@ElGoorg]

"in an effort to wall off his own nydus network" jesus christ that caught me off guard

[@MegaOgrady]

This is why I love BLH. You'll rarely have pro games where you can't tell who is going to win after 30mins.

[@ryanvaros8827]

"Technically a hard counter" really gives the context of bronze league heros.

[@Wafflemarine22]

I have learned humility. Just placed first time ever wanting to try 1v1 in SC2. Watched a ton of this Bronze league Heroes thinking man these dudes are terrible and now I'm struggling in the Bronze League. Being great at campaign does not equal being able to fight players.

[@nedyzhe]

indeed 😁😁

[@Silber_Ag]

Being a bronze league hero is more about being hella lost than anything else.

[@gsgaming6976]

You'll get there. I highly recommend watching the Day9 daily first ever newbie Tuesday. There is a long section at the start you can skip that is basically drama Day9 went through that day but after that it is all incredibly valuable stuff. Literally took me from silver to a top 25 diamond before masters and grandmasters league was a thing. I even briefly made it into top 8 diamond in my division. Nowadays I'm not that good because I just don't have the micro. I can macro with the best of them but fail hard at managing multiple armies, so I have a hard time breaking out of high platinum, but I can still manage diamond from time to time. If you watch a few of Day9's newbie Tuesdays and really soak in what he is saying I can almost guarantee it'll help a ton.

[@pranayravi9449]

If this guy had just spammed queens as much as he spammed drones. This would have been one hell of an easy defense.

[@MsHojat]

I don't like how queens have become a required unit. There's no other fighting unit in the game that is ever required, but blizzard balances as if queens are a required _fighting_ unit for every zerg (and I'm talking about aside from injects, although the fact that queens give a required feature for zerg is also problematic)

[@北斗-l1q]

@@MsHojat If you play toss, aren't stalkers and zealots required units? Even immortals. And as terran, tanks are not technically required but can you win games without tanks?

[@FlawlessCowboy2552]

@@北斗-l1q well squanchy did.

[@wadimek116]

@@FlawlessCowboy2552 on gold and lower 2 units are enough to win in any race, drones and anything else

[@FlawlessCowboy2552]

@@wadimek116 that's the joke....

[@TeMrN1]

28:22 "the hellions overstayed their welcome, and now their goose is gettin´ cooked" LOL

[@wherethetatosat]

Winter: Squanchy! There's a nydus in your main! Squanchy: Laser Bathtub go pew pew

[@ninethousandfaces2070]

The slaughter of the drones around 11:40 is the kind of determination and ruthlessness that I have searched for over the past millennia. Anyone who rightly puts these zerg filth to righteous flame with such zeal will always be welcome amongst the allies of the Golden Armada.

[@jor1456]

Hello mr.Aclick

[@StarboyXL9]

2:08 That drone/soon-to-be-hatchery has more ambition and hope for the future than me.

[@ihormay3418]

It's ended not the way you wanted. He died short after he saw all his friend queens and drones burned alive, and even those anoying spores nobody liked died also.

[@nikolatasev4948]

"Teh beacons are lit! The Hatchery calls for aid!" "And the Spores will answer" And we get to see what would happen in LotR if Gondor was a bit late... Also, this video reminds me why my 50 APM Gold League Heroes ass likes mines - they don't need micro to work.

[@juanpablogarcia5362]

Honestly for a bronzer the terran didn't do bad at all, and he def wasn't "turtle" he just did his thing the entire way through. Zerg was mad at a "cheap" terran rather than his own terrible cost efficiency trading.

[@Dark_Voice]

Also, talk about someone being "cheap" when the zerg mostly relied on Drones, Zerglings, spines and spores with very little high tier units that cost something such as Corruptor or Broodlord. I would say cheap Zerg loses.

[@nathangamble125]

@@Dark_Voice Zerg wasn't exactly cheap, but invested everything into economy when he should have built units.

[@akirabinismael5942]

24:10 "corruptor coming up, they deal damage to massive unit, which include mothership, carrier, your mother, battlecruiser, tempest!"

[@LIORPRIGAL]

"They deal damage to massive units which includes motherships, carriers, YOUR MOTHER"

[@princepsionic]

Im dead 😂

[@RatSlayerGaming]

As a Zerg main, that was painful. Roaches and lurkers are your friend lol. But that spirit of squanchy won me over

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

BLH games are always painfull. ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

[@danieljones3291]

Not sure which was more cringy... The insanely high drone death count or that he never had more than 30 army supply.

[@MsHojat]

lurkers would have done nothing that game except die. Like at a higher skill level lurkers could have maybe done a tiny bit of damage or defense, but at that skill level he wouldn't even be able to burrow them

[@ariusxander2684]

I main zerg and i love to go with hydra lurker...they are very powerful comp but very expensive unit..also viper

[@АнтонПисарев-с2ш]

@@danieljones3291 well, if he had exactly 30 army supply of hydra, anywhere in between 9:20 - 11:20 and "A" click at enemy base, terran would be as dead as it possible.

[@akirabinismael5942]

22:36 "squanchy has never take a third base in his Starcraft career"

[@st4ndby]

Maybe someone should tell him that there are units like roaches and lurkers

[@forge16hanadamaintenancedr43]

he essentially never had enough gas income to make those a thing

[@HF-to1fg]

"Like a leaf on the wind, but the wind was very slow... and the leaf very heavy" XD

[@anmiriam]

Never forget Squanchy and Bird Person gave their lives so the Smiths lived.

[@_DrSimon_]

It's magnificent :o like watching two blindfolded, handcuffed men, trying to kill each other with pool noodles.

[@Zer0cul0]

Poor Crest too cheap to get roaches and queens. It really hurt watching him continually build zerglings and spores into blue flame hellions.

[@TheMangazixy]

21:59 "Retreeaat!"

[@VictorF0326]

Live Out Your Life = Live Out Life, Live Ur Life = LOL and LUL It all makes sense now. Thank you twitch chat for encouraging words when bad things happen in the game.

[@ПророкМухоед]

That was really entertaining to watch! Zerg was way too much into his macro, not focusing enough on actually pressuring the opponent and winning the game.

[@Quinlan-Michaelis]

Winter man your energy and joy you get doing this make the videos so much better

[@VictorF0326]

I need an "I WANT YOU" poster themed with whatever faction he plays in Planetside 2

[@The_OPN]

Winter is a pretty outspoken TR main

[@erikkarlsson9192]

Crest had such sick micro before he had any units, but when he got zerglings and queens to micro it all went to hell.

[@princepsionic]

I'm a simple man I see bronze league heroes, I thumbs up

[@ratfacekick]

Each time I looked to see how much time was left in the video I was surprised to see that it was nowhere near finished

[@erikkarlsson9192]

27:39 Wouldn't that be a pretty cool feature? If Air to ground attacks could hit air targets if they have the highground against the enemy flyers?

[@silverlotus9960]

i love the way he narrate everything in a serious but funny way x'D

[@ondrejhabina7163]

Winter strikes again with amazing BLH. Hope this series never dies. Best starcraft ever :D

[@Elsneakakaze]

Imagine if zerg made any amount of queens and hydras instead of 25 spores, he could move and shoot instead of 1 or the other

[@the_kovic]

To all my bronze friend, the way you beat this is by building A LOT of Hydras. You're welcome.

[@DamianSzajnowski]

I feel like I've watched a story. A full tale. A complete movie.

[@bluefairy4u]

10:30 "Ladies and gentlemen, we got em' " HAHAH

[@bleflar9183]

I didn't even watch most of the video, becouse its just 30 minutes of a man getting bullied to insanity, and it hurt to watch.

[@TheschwartzB]

I watched the whole thing just for the commentary. Oh, and the occasional abysmal and hilarious plays.

[@Fusiondax1]

Sorry, Winter, but "Starship Trooper: The Game" is called "Earth Defense Force", look it up.

[@John-wj4dp]

Starship Troopers - Terran Command

[@comradecommissar1945]

Theres also the actual starship troopers game

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

@@comradecommissar1945 yeh but edf did it earlier and better

[@nexirall3431]

Gotta hand it to Crest, Thors and Hellions combined can wreck any unprepared Zerg in an instant and he held on. I was facing this unit comp a few days back, but I built Hydra/Roach instead of Broodlords and lost my army with clever F2 play. I think with clever Broodlord micro (and a bit more air units than spores) Crest could've won.

[@WylliamJudd]

"His dad was a watchmaker" LOL

[@Andrew3000]

Terran is Rick. Zerg is Morty with a little bit of Jerry's passive aggressiveness at the end there

[@nathangamble125]

Terran is Squanchy, you squanching *******.

[@juanpablogarcia5362]

The Corruptors deal extra damage to MASSIVE UNITS: "Motherships, Battleships, YOUR MOTHER, Carriers" LOLOL DIED!!! Best part of this video!!

[@zaubergarden6900]

good spore joke? he has so many spores he'll soon reach the civilisation stage!

[@probablynotabigtoe9407]

All thanks to the Evolution Chamber

[@SimaoRodrigues...]

oof

[@Gredddfe]

Oh yah, this is the zerg player who whines about balance when he literally builds none of the a-move zerg units.

[@Draeckon]

Always funny when the Zerg who tried to do a cheeky main-Nydus with a bunch of banes gets salty and calls the other player scum.

[@MsHojat]

That's what Nydus worms are for man. It's just a normal attack like a drop. In fact drops are frequently better as they have faster deployment time, faster to get, and don't require being outside of vision to work.

[@NeostormXLMAX]

thats cuz zerg doesn't have good drops

[@connorh2215]

Mshojat no it’s not like a drop it’s a way to basically teleport your entire ground army anywhere on the map at any point, as long as it isn’t noticed

[@MikeAwB]

1 SCV and a dream! Wait what, the Dream is Real?! 223 Drones! (if only I could capitalise numbers!) (b)223 DRONES!! (b) Yet. Nope hope to be found. What a game.

[@mathieugrenier27]

As Harstem would say, they don't just "normal suck", but they extremely suck. I know, I am like this too.

[@grishy8203]

crest needs to become a professional baseball player. That guy has quite an arm!

[@cheshire2057]

The first 3 Marines are social distancing 🙃

[@lordlopikong6940]

The nidus was corona that's why the scv got rekt

[@Neverwinter27]

Winter reminds me of a cross breed between Joseph Gordon Levitt and Kevin Spacey

[@HiroTeaShi]

Zerg with no creep spread is so sad

[@Quinlan-Michaelis]

"that overlord, incredibly dead" 😂😂😂

[@Quinlan-Michaelis]

@@rykes9783 feel better about yourself big man? That shit was funny get over it.

[@mentis4046]

the commentary was funny but the replay was sad XD glad you could turn it to funny

[@redpillgermany2162]

was there a rule that the zerg can only ever have spines or spores at any given base?

[@_Phoenyx_]

So much of this game can be summed up with a certain Simpsons meme.

[@arankoka]

the core of the spore is so hardcore on the floor that i want more

[@Vevvev8]

This match showcases the importance of creep spread.

[@hainsay]

I've never played pvp. This makes me want to try it.

[@Vortex_Tornado]

pvp as in player vs player or protoss vs protoss? based on the video as context u probably mean player vs player: good luck, but also don't get discouraged by the million forms of rushes/cheese that can be sent at you!

[@cartermassey9030]

You should! It’s a blast once you get the hang of it. ViBE’s B2GM series is a good place to start learning.

[@lordlopikong6940]

I've just started playing this month. On multiplayer see ya there

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

try supreme commander forged alliance forever instead.

[@SparksFlyin]

So glad to find out that APM is tied to IQ

[@bocatt9202]

The implication that the battlecruiser is a terran capital ship (which it should be considering the designation) why in the name of Aiur is the Thor the same size or bigger than a BC???

[@aidancapan8369]

I'm Glad I rewatched some GSL before seeing this masterpiece of a game

[@nedyzhe]

😁

[@matt9421]

You terran players with 60 APM and IQ - what an iconic line

[@echostarling84]

Please get Starship Troopers when it comes out on PC, you were made to cast that gameplay

[@ThePurplePunster]

17:39 In Spired….. Booo 25:36 Mech Donald’s… Head Shake

[@heroclix0rz]

I can't...believe...he lost that.

[@DezKaiZer]

As a Zerg Main i died a little bit inside Me literally every 10 seconds when i see a hellion. WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR ROACH/HYDRA!!!

[@blazekingaion]

I love starship troopers, great game and movie.

[@JHooves714]

I almost felt bad for Crest until that petty final comment. Otherwise, it's a tale of Crest not making enough units and Squanchy not making enough workers. A Fusion dance could create the ultimate bronze league hero! Fuuuusion.... ha!

[@bci3937]

I cant see that...it...mindblowing Platin League: They actually dont know how to "defend CR", "do attack move", " do kiting", and also " do stalker blink train". But they are platin...thats a bit creepy.

[@canebro1]

This was some amazing bronze league heroes!

[@kharis7602]

ah yes, the finest starcraft of all around, those who play with the spirit of bronze, though could be in grandmaster

[@aintfalco7968]

These players are almost certainly gold or lower.

[@supersquare04]

Aint Falco gold doesn’t play this bad

[@SteamPaladin]

the sad part is crest might have won at the 5 minute mark if only they had ANY CREEP SPREAD AT ALL

[@vladr5859]

12:20 imagine he would have drones in the nidus and lings running around. Well than he would have never been a Bronze league hero

[@jonnhw]

if you think youre shit just remember this dude lost to a terran with 1 worker lmao

[@TheBehm08]

I didn’t know Kevin Spacey was so good at Starcraft

[@asdaww.4084]

Epic casting! 😂

[@CT-gh3hx]

As a zerg player (who isn't very good, honestly) I was hoping for zerg to lose through most of this game because winning would only give them the idea they did something right Edit: I hope they both continue to play and get better but this was just painful

[@MrDanielh3410]

At the beginning was that an impression of Morty? lol

[@eazy2195]

If someone just told the Zerg player about the Roaches he might have won

[@thahoasje]

And corruptors

[@Draeckon]

Yeah he had all the tools to handle the problems, he just didn't use them. Roaches, corruptors, infestors, etc.

[@eazy2195]

@@Draeckon lets not get carried away with infestors now, he needs to learn about roaches first

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

queens would have sufficed...

[@jimmyhilliard3228]

This almost hurt to watch 😬 but I am now less afraid to get back into ladder

[@VossMarionette]

Spore joke huh? The Zerg are trying to send that Grox-class battle cruiser back to the cell stage! Your welcome

[@sejamstihm]

Fine work Winter, very fine!

[@SeriousApache]

Those Hellions made me very hungry.

[@marinauder]

Squan Chi - The MMR Torturer

[@ShadowBMe]

Did anybody else perform the math in their head to calculate the 11,000 minerals worth of drones lost? That's not even counting how many were spammed into spines and spores when anything showed up on his lawn..

[@rsanghi24]

Honestly fuck professional StarCraft games man, this is where fun is at

[@anthonyrobinson2468]

Blood for the blood god!!!!!

[@erikkarlsson9192]

17:38 did he just call the marine "Nydus"?

[@joshuasmith5289]

Dead... Just like the spore sequel

[@allhailderpfestor4839]

The throw from Zerg was real lol

[@xXMemelord]

he didnt throw he was trying to win the game. its pretty obvious becuase he stayed as long as possible

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

@Thegame .Dev he did not throw them. He never realized they were there. Much like russian drivers and pedestrians.

[@maemorri]

This game never ends...

[@REPTAR828]

Roach/hydra could’ve won this game so many times

[@supersasquatch]

You can now the lawn of your neighbors for free without their consent constantly, to realize your fantasy

[@Gredddfe]

Roaches vs Hellions, Hydras vs 2 battlecruisers, gg. NAH BRO GOTTA BUILD 2 SPIRES AND PUMP OUT ZERGLINGS