Brooke Goes Computer Wife Mode | Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast - Episode 115

[@gabriellas210]

“Come give mama some sugar” “how MEATY your hands have become” we’re off to a great start folks

[@stephenroselli]

I am OBSESSED with this young robot

[@laurkramer]

audibly giggled

[@oliviaodegard]

There is nothing more embarrassing than leaving a small business owner’s shop and not buying anything. It’s always one single worker in the store who is so excited one person is in the store, watching you walk around. Mortifying.

[@GNB2024]

Literally horrific, probably my least favorite thing ever

[@annapaxton-jo2qh]

“Due to my impenetrable shield and inability to lie to you.” CLIP IT

[@aphoticjellyfish]

Her humor is so underrated

[@madelinen4895]

the entire ‘Connor’s dirt kingdom’ segment had me sobbing. Simply addicted to these two’s conversations

[@elianasophiaa]

connor being the epitome of the lesbian gaze & unintentionally promoting the most lesbian movie hollywood has ever seen is actual perfection

[@elianasophiaa]

big night for the sapphics

[@elandkay]

Something is different about Brooke this episode I just can’t put my finger on it 🤔🤔

[@amandasims7448]

she’s been working out! hope this helps 🫶🏻

[@empathyhoneyteatoo]

like i always say…in fortunately am addicted to these two people

[@hannahclaire97]

connor yelling MOOOVE did something to me i dont think im yet ready to explore

[@JerseyGasMan420]

“I know what you are” “Say it” “A vampire…eeeehhh”

[@bandaid.bandit]

Noel is to Connor as Cody is to Brooke. Got it. It makes perfect sense

[@wholesomefairy7380]

They even sit in the same spots

[@adrianafetzer]

12:30 Brooke just casually in the void

[@avarae225]

Laughed out loud that was so funny

[@isabelsees8422]

bncmaping could NOT have come at a better time this podcast helps me to get through every week. connor describing having been felt up by all the doctors at that wedding was just the best thing in the world

[@briannahopev]

Fully supporting Connor’s positions on airport choices and TSA behaviors, as well as Brooke’s comments on people standing in the middle of sidewalks and such

[@angryaries123]

“Well im okay with being the sheriff” okay PERIODT king. Im using that line

[@natalierethman7757]

My favorite form of foreplay is Connor explaining what kind of computer program Karen is or him explain that banking crisis last year.

[@fionayork8059]

As a retail worker, we do not believe that you’re coming back

[@GreenShellShock]

This episode is already an all time classic

[@elliottsalibi]

so glad connor didn’t go into the comments about abby & brittany because i’m physically disabled & some comments were so invasive that i’ve considered not sharing my relationship on the internet because they comments were so cruel. i wish people could just celebrate abby & her husband’s beautiful union without badgering them.

[@lilyjanesmith]

"i could put it in a pellet gun and shoot it at an intruder" how in god's name was that the first thing he thought of

[@sydneytaylor5023]

Brooke and Connor are feeling spicy in the cold open in this episode!

[@alliee8488]

The balloons out of nowhere destroyed me

[@elkie1]

LITERALLY IM DYINGGG

[@vialikescats]

i want the podcast to last long enough to see brooke & connor grow to not gaf about just doing normal things lol

[@katec5701]

I was at the phoenix show and had the best best time!!!! sooooo much fun for real!

[@cherrycokee]

what does Connor do at a show? im just confused if its just him or multiple people and what usually happens lol

[@mollyhess2818]

weighing in on the airport security convo, i’m with connor. my s/o can go through precheck, get coffee, and find the best seats at the gate. perfect planning

[@angelhairs442]

10000% same I am the man on the inside getting us coffee and snacks!

[@user-yournamehere]

The amount of times I say “Connor!!” out loud, exasperatedly, when he says something unhinged as if I truly know this young man is concerning…….

[@kzadelaide5350]

Connor pls it was Lea that had the tussle with Maria NOT Jen! Jen was always friends with Maria

[@sophiewalti3147]

YES! Immediately was shouting NO at Connor through the screen !

[@makenziedelozier1761]

SAME LOL. We love Jenn

[@lydiadysart2707]

Jen didn't get in a fight with Maria, they are friends! Lea is the one who turned on Maria

[@makenziedelozier1761]

This^^ I think he gets them confused since he wasn’t fully invested in the season!

[@millienoury1358]

When Brooke is on the black screen it’s giving The Sunken Place

[@gabbyl85]

I just finished acomaf so Brooke bringing up mental shields every five minutes is sending me

[@e_aa518]

when i tell u ive been waiting all damn DAY!! for days! because i hope the schedule will change one day and we’ll get vids every day! obsessed with these two young folks!!! the most embarrassing thing (recently) that has happened was when my co worker walked in on me in the bathroom, pissing, on my phone 💀 he then waited to talk to me about it. it was mortifying. also i had locked the door, but it wasn’t closed all the way so it didnt actually lock.

[@mollyford9848]

27:44 last time I was on an airplane and we just landed and everyone started standing a girl came from the back of the plane and took her stuff and ran all the way up to the front of the plane. the craziest part of that is after I found her waiting at baggage claim like everyone else.

[@attractedtoghosts]

I'm so early! Hell yeah! Gonna see Connor on Tuesday and I'm so nervous because they only had VIP left and I'm going alone 😬

[@sh-fe2zn]

crazy vibes in the podcast living room in this episode

[@mallorypenfield3377]

I support your airport rage but “excuse me” will make just them look bad. While” that’s where you decided to stand?” Makes you both look bad. Some people really do need to be made aware though. I agree with you.

[@katiebug1928]

As a Kathryn with a k, I’m truly heartbroken and hurt… thank you for standing with me Brooke

[@kinseyweisensteiner73]

I am irrevocably addicted to this podcast and the obsessed pod. It can never come soon enough and couldn’t be any more of my inner thoughts. Thank you fellow funny and mentally ill people

[@cathym92606]

As a Catherine with a C, I stand with you Connor.

[@stacielnmz5190]

I needed this right now 😂

[@ellamaahs6480]

connor wearing the same hat as mac during his npr tiny desk 🥹🫶

[@erinsoward9159]

with the risk of sounding like a bachelor defender brooke context is key i believe. i think joey was like “no no no” bc he didn’t want to be pookie AKA the person the attention is on. i could be wrong tho xo

[@mads2497]

i thought this too!

[@ninadobbs5707]

The end actually had me hit subscribe

[@ankadonk]

them lowkey recreating the american revolution on the playground yes brooke dump the tea

[@vicioushoney]

Abby and Brittany were my student teachers when i was in 5th grade (15 years ago omg)! and they are in fact some of the sweetest people alive:)

[@elizabethferry4407]

The balloons made me laugh way too much

[@e_aa518]

omg i absolutely lost it as well 💀💀💀

[@narwalluvr]

oh connie you're going to loveeee santa cruz

[@avarae225]

ears are WIDE open ready to listen with my new bnc bears hoodie on🥰

[@katcart44]

STOP I was literally walking into work when Connor said it was embarrassing. IVE ALWAYS SAID THAT 1:04:16

[@elizabethd26]

You guys should do a lie detector or an escape room!

[@2froggie228]

I mean this in the least invasive coolest way possible. I need Brooke and Connor to freak like I needed Nick Miller and Jessica Day to freak. Ok? I’m sorry.

[@catalewine]

I completely understand Connor about the ketchup thing

[@gillyco.7240]

1:06:05 “you would” the silence between was incredible

[@juliage.]

Ok I will say as someone who has worked retail that sometimes when you return something we are required to put in a reason code or else it doesn’t go through.

[@sydneyhuggins8835]

The plane upgrade discussion made me fall in love with Brooke

[@kerirek]

me screaming LOVE LIES BLEEDING at the screen when y'all were like "kristen must be coming out with something ????" y'all haven't heard of it b/c you're not gay! (no offense)

[@PJCE15]

im gay and never heard of it in my life lol.

[@DKF_oli]

I literally don’t watch movies at all ever but youtube is going CRAZY advertising this movie to me. Like every video I watch has an ad for it lol

[@kerirek]

@@PJCE15 get into it my friend!

[@xoch1717]

exactly

[@Miranda-ms7di]

"If you want to reap all the benefits this pile of dirt has to offer, you'll need to pay taxes." I'm CRYING

[@Iceroadtrucker_]

My oh MY!

[@lisalee1557]

37:44 “inside of me” 😭😭

[@brooklynnkatrana3685]

Having 3 people in a car & you have to guess which side the person in the back seat is on AND YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE WRONG

[@zoeo6431]

phoenix show was so good!!!!!!!!

[@Justosorock]

Yo Con, I’m stoked to see you in Ventura man

[@DaniLandPodcast]

my reply to the ig story was walking to the car if someone is picking you up and i don't think they saw it but im glad they came to the conclusion naturally lmaoo

[@jessicasullivan4255]

Not the Fourth Wing reference with Brooke’s mental shields 😂 Our booktok girlie

[@fionayork8059]

I once passively aggressively grabbed a woman’s empty tray out of airport security because she just took her bag out and left the bin. Jail.

[@natalief3145]

Listening at the airport TPA has TSA in the different terminals and it’s a godsend

[@bellesoares8523]

Playground talk clearly showed us that Connor is for democracy and Brooke is for absolute power dictatorship

[@seanspringer8204]

brooke, i finished criminal minds today

[@TaylorAiltmar]

Brookes ACOTAR references going right over conners head

[@lahhrah1741]

The embarrassing things segment made me realize I do ACTUALLY embarrassing things. I did not relate to the things mentioned. Today I went to the nail salon and accidentally sat down in the nail techs chair. I work at a high school and yesterday I did twinkle fingers to who I thought was my friend. Not my friend.

[@rileehale608]

I’m embarrassed to go grocery shopping. I have to do curbside pick up now and I’m even embarrassed with that. I feel every one is judging what’s in my cart. I’m embarrassed to go through a drive thru??? Why am i like this

[@StrawberryFrosting3]

cannot wait to hear connors thoughts on love lies bleeding!!!!!

[@Peepee4brain]

PEEING AT WORK! WALKING TO THE KITCHEN at WORK! I have to walk past *LITERALLY* maybe 200 people in cubicles. You know what I do? I do not drink water at work nor do I pee.

[@faithrobinson9721]

oh so Brooke’s gone beefy body mode

[@ellielynn9891]

bnc = bffs

[@lilso8411]

the best birthday present!

[@empathyhoneyteatoo]

hbd!

[@lilso8411]

@@empathyhoneyteatooaw tysm! Hope you’re having a good day x

[@Abigail--]

Late Happy Birthday 🎂!

[@madisonmahoney9786]

Move 👏🏼 over 👏🏼

[@sarahm00re]

Happy birthday Brooke 😄✌️

[@emmaburkhart3714]

i don’t think i’ve ever felt so deep and gutterally the anger you two express about people standing in everyone’s way. also go mma fighter mode at the airport

[@chloewineinger3647]

sooo many things are embarrassing about working in an office

[@sydney8693]

Love Lies Bleeding is incredible. Please let us know your thoughts

[@lillihill7551]

Well you did sell out Ventura bc i wanted to go and could not

[@DesiraeTaylorxoxo]

It looks like I swallowed a piggy bank in this dress 😂😂😂

[@TexasTiger21]

Conner Whole Foods is originated in Austin 😭 (said as a born Austinite)

[@emilyaugenstein7914]

WAKE UP SHEEPLE okay broski nation!!!!

[@tess3000]

Definitely go see Love Lies Bleeding!!! Edit: you will literally NEVER guess the twist

[@DKF_oli]

Embarrassing- being in a bathroom stall, someone else comes in and is at the mirror or something, you can’t come out of the stall even if you’re done until they leave 🥴 Also when I was in literally kindergarten one kid started and then the entire lunch table pointed yelled and laughed at me “EWW YOU HAVE A PICKLE!” I’m now in my 30s and still thinking about it lol.

[@ellabiddy4741]

One thing literally only I remember me doing and am so mortified- in 2nd grade my crush and I were talking about cleaning up and I said “you should’ve seen me crawling under the tables cleaning up the bears!” And I still cringe. Idk. I was trying something new with the “you should’ve seen…” like “you think that’s bad? You should’ve seen…” and it got no reaction

[@sarahm00re]

Connor, hugging all the girls would be weird IF you weren’t the kind of guy who says ‘sorry’ after not buying anything in a shop

[@Stankoniabegonia]

Of course Connor’s chimp noises are that good

[@dtoom5656]

the video call really highlights how beautiful brooke's eyes are

[@lib4frogz]

Connor i would encourage a hug from you

[@sarahm00re]

BIFAF(Bingo is fun as fuck)

[@natasiaaaa]

LUNCH TIME IS SO VULNERABLE

[@rapunzeltherat]

Ohhhh Connor would hate me at the airport

[@erexa]

i wonder how connor feels about penn station

[@teevstheuniverse]

hi! as a retail worker.... most of the time we are just trying to make conversation.... get things movin...... people can be awkward..... say you hated how it looked on you and we'll say fuck I hate when that happens the goal is really to make you less uncomfortable but being standoffish just makes it odd for both of us ya know, I don't care that you're returning it / don't want it ??? fair enough !!! as you should !!!! not everything is made for everyone that's perfectly fine also please don't apologise to me ?? I didn't design it ??? im not offended or bothered ??? I am just here to help you and if its not what you're looking for that's fine !!!! if I can think of somewhere that might have it ill let you know !!!!

[@Laura-ly9ch]

not conner confusing jenn and lea- the only two asian women in the cast

[@melissadivirgilio8583]

Airport=grocery store same irritability

[@emilysudbrock3614]

KACMAP (Karen and Connor make a podcast)

[@valentin9214]

say it😇

[@amberbogart4680]

Obsessed ❤