Brooklyn 99 Moments To Watch While You Eat | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[@josemaria8177]

Boyle's food blog should be real. I mean, he talks about pizza's mouthfeel

[@Giulia-mn8kg]

I know right? 😂 food bloggers should at least copy this

[@Jennythecatgirl]

Mouthfeel is an integral part of pizza enjoyment Yay mouthfeel!

[@thebakeosaurusrex8361]

I started my own pizza ranking and in Boyle’s honour I have included mouth feel

[@mcmc-o9w]

@@thebakeosaurusrex8361don't tease us share the link!

[@WaterWeight.]

like imo maize/corn dust is top tier mouthfeel

[@galvanprime]

They really included Caleb the Cannibal in “Moments to watch before you eat” 💀

[@KristinsCreations]

The secret is eating the evidence

[@xiaoyuma8059]

Woodworker*

[@drigot6115]

*Caleb the wood worker

[@LastKnightonEarth]

Worse thing is I'm eating dinner rn... And it's traditional with rice and I get to have meat with it 😢

[@EnycmaPie]

I like the running joke of how Captain Holt has zero interest in food and chooses to eat flavourless food for nutritional intake. Yet he has natural talents in cooking.

[@djgriffith5330]

I never realized that 😮.

[@memir]

Natural talent that is bolstered by having read Charles food blog

[@deanoost9599]

Also, Holt is a wine snob. A world traveler. An educated, erudite elitist in almost every other regard.....it's inconsistent.

[@mr_0n10n5]

​@@deanoost9599 and hilarious

[@TheRedPressTSU]

Fun fact: I found this right after making myself food. The title does not disappoint.

[@isaiahminott]

Lol I went to take a lunch break and clicked without reading then I seen it halfway through the video.

[@VaishnaviS.-uu7bw]

I found it while searching for b99 videos to watch during lunch

[@mauiani]

i'll never understand Amy not knowing the difference between salt and baking soda despite being very smart.

[@justine8387]

Because sodium bicarbonate and sodium chloride are almost the same to someone who knows lot about theory and nothing about food.

[@ohboilien]

@@justine8387sure but it also has different everyday names and those are very different. I agree, it felt out of character, never believed it.

[@justine8387]

​@@ohboilienme too. She is a perfectionist that loves instructions. But I think the sodium thing was a writer attempting to send home the message she is book smart not street smart.

[@ankitamenon8780]

@@justine8387idk… they’re not that similar to me? In my experience ppl good at chemistry are good at following the recipes but not going off the beaten path, so Amy would not be able to cook like Charles, but would still figure out that table salt is different from baking soda

[@andrewdeluca7352]

​@@justine8387But wouldn't book smarts mean being good at following instructions and orders like a recipe?

[@niravgadre]

Holt - "I'm a poet, and I didn't even know I was rhyming those words". Most underrated subtle joke.

[@BlueJaguar24]

He should have said "ha, I'm a poet and didn't even know it 😂

[@niravgadre]

@@BlueJaguar24 exactly. That's the joke.

[@mimcduffee86]

No matter how many times I watch that scene I get excited waiting for Holt to say "and didn't even know it." Then laugh at Holt being Holt by not saying it. XD

[@jamieward8009]

One of my favourite lines in the whole show. Classic Holt!

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

I love Rosa’s annoyed expression the whole time Jake and Doug are enjoying the hotel room.😂😂😂 Also, I laughed at the ridiculousness of Holt saying he’d look for some untoasted bread.😂 It’s just bread then!🤣

[@steakknives]

Someone has to be the adult.

[@rooney3490]

" 9 Onions , Oh Amy "😂😂

[@KAIDAX]

I love how at 5:04 Hitchcock and Scully are approaching the pie.

[@victoriash4680]

Chef Boyle is the only one who can stand up to Gina.

[@sonofgouken86]

I'm positive that's only bc Gina was holding back the desire to slap him up and down due to the stress of his situation. If anything it just speaks to how merciful she and Amy truly were lol.

[@akhilesh2939]

Adding Caleb in here is too iconic 😂

[@MulberryPie]

RIP to our beloved captain 🪦🕊🕊🕊

[@makenamucai104]

God I will forever love B99. All the characters are integral to the plot and the actors’ chemistry is amazing.

[@arirenzi-surprenant6915]

I will forever love this show. It’s my comfort show

[@norge0209]

As soon as I saw the title, I assumed I should *not* be eating while watching, but then you didn’t include Jake’s hot tub wrap, mashed potato Amy, or Jake eating while looking at Scully’s foot. That’s so kind of you!

[@tillieking3348]

I mean, there *was* the disturbing hoof stew thing

[@Pacvalham]

​@@tillieking3348The hoof is the best part of the stew!

[@echo5344]

@@tillieking3348 and the cannibalism

[@BrianBlaynolds]

The mash potato part is there

[@rhymesgalore81]

...oh nonono..don't eat the burrito "*sobs* I'M Disgustiing"

[@Bitmap90]

8:16 I love Scully’s confidence when he says “I’ve been carrying takeout since before you were born, son”

[@ussxrequin]

Scully is so wholesome, I love him.

[@Exhumada]

I don't understand how is he best friends with Hitchcock 😂

[@justine8387]

​@@Exhumadahabit.

[@tamantanniru514]

loved his face in that scene too

[@lalosupreme9810]

or @17:00 when Scully said "I didnt do it...although i understand why you suspect me" lmao he was real about it

[@shahadjano2602]

I love how scully says "hey jakey" and then tells him about somthing super cool

[@Odysseus38]

"She was so young" "Ya for a redwood tree" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aprilhippie8752]

16:55 Amy's Thanksgiving dinner disaster reminds me so much of Rachels trifle 😂

[@thejordanchronicles6715]

Scully so happy when he says ‘when I woke up I had so much mail!’ 😅😅

[@Jennythecatgirl]

That Sloppy Jessica looked so good!

[@saz19s8]

It’s the food you enjoy while eating but regret it later 😂

[@madtitan0825]

@@saz19s8story of my life

[@cyndrigaming]

I made myself a bowl of ramen with uncooked noodle bits sprinkled on top before I sat down to watch this haha

[@padmefoster1543]

When I saw "40:45 min" my heart skipped a beat. AND I BROKE INTO THE BIGGEST SMILE THANK YOU GUYS

[@OldTelivisionRocks]

Brooklyn 99 found out how I spend my nights on KZbin. Snacks with the 99.

[@jenniferadams7582]

Honestly I love watching b99 videos on KZbin while I'm cooking. And inevitably while adding salt I chide myself for putting the salt in can to pan.

[@sylvhide]

23:32 how could you skip the part where the next morning Holt gives Charles toasts and he surprisingly acknowledges that Holt is a natural chef (tho has no interest in it)

[@sylvhide]

35:58 omg it is there sorry I’m late I was… eating lol but here I correct myself (also remind ya he said later “now I know how Salieri felt” the guy who saw the talent of poor little Mozart)

[@Burning_the_toast]

it wasnt toast

[@NapQueen96]

It was definitely not toast

[@armyofpoo9297]

"I'm a textbook people pleaser, it's a real problem"

[@sas2300]

"Nutrition bricks" 😂😂

[@Cyanability]

Caleb being in this compilation is kinda wild 😂

[@spiritzion]

the fact that holt STOPS rhyming after "im a poet" is hurting my soul every time

[@rhhhhr647]

Shouldve been a poet and i didnt even know it

[@jamieward8009]

​@@rhhhhr647no that's what a normal non-robotic person would say. That's the joke..

[@NeddyMontz]

20:57 Holt: *BAGEL* 🥯 *BAGEL* 🥯 *BAGEL* 🥯

[@rollingblade7582]

im starting to think more and more that Boyle runs this channel😂

[@SlyAlex09]

I'll love this show for ever

[@vizionraymond2455]

The moment I saw this come up, my mother asked me if I wanted eggs. Immediately I said yes and make some toast as well!

[@steakknives]

Uncooked toast, yum.

[@notsuspicioususer4080]

@@steakkniveswhen did they say it was uncooked?💀

[@RXHMND]

The Thanksgiving episode is such a favorite. Had a satisfying payoff and we got Boyle's cooking skills to shine

[@stzrcrtq]

this is my favourite video since just now every time I eat I search up Brooklyn 99 food episodes and watch them NOW THERES A COMPILATION

[@jannavarik9447]

When you finish the series and you kinda want to watch it again but not really so you watch these compilations :D

[@madunwagbo4769]

Yeah…

[@-Offstar]

When Boyle get's serious about food he'd make Gordon Ramsey run for the hills.

[@warickbeatz691]

I can watch Holt spit out Amy's food 12:54 a thousand times and it will be funny every time😂 "urg this is revolting" in that deep monotone voice🤣

[@janeofhearts14]

As someone who likes to watch KZbin videos while eating, I appreciate this. 👏🏻 Also Boyle on 0:00 is such a mood 😂

[@HersheyHemi1]

I love how Jake is more worried about Boyle possible last words are "Sporegusbord". And not him being potentially dead!

[@entertain7us148]

I can’t handle that they included Caleb the cannibal 😭

[@FrancisAAfful]

2:16 "i spent 10 long years thinking about what i would do "😂😂😂😂😂

[@BrownZFilmZ]

9:42 I want a sandwich... I make a sandwich... I eat the sandwich. Perfection.

[@polpothead3076]

I know Boyle is supposed to be lame and annoying...but this guy is next level...

[@auroratripodi4808]

Love how youtube puts seven ads in the video to force people to buy their awful premium :) So cute of them

[@Entropy__]

Premium is amazing to be fair. I'd do it just for ability to download endless music/shows for offline, nevermind no ads!

[@auroratripodi4808]

@@Entropy__ Did someone pay you to say this? Bc if so, a bit on the nose :)

[@RJ-rp8yd]

​@@auroratripodi4808I mean, they're right.

[@auroratripodi4808]

@@RJ-rp8yd I mean you keep missing the point :)

[@madunwagbo4769]

No surrender!!!

[@secla_SC]

The baking soda thing gets me every time.

[@michaeljacksin9367]

"im drowning my sorrows in octopus balls" should be in the new national anthem

[@jsmithmedia2756]

"I know just the thing to cheer you up. Wunch Is Dead!! BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!"

[@grablifebythecherries7269]

12:03 Holt’s and Peralta’s face at the end of this scene gets me every time. 😂

[@rockodoggo]

If he could smuggle ramen into the prison, couldnt he have just smuggled phone into the prison?? 😂😂😂😂

[@iconredesign]

I’m gonna watch this while I’m not eating! What are you gonna do, stop me?

[@christianfernandezcinco3189]

Some of the best food to taste in the series imo: Captain Holt's Sandwich, Boyle's recommended Pie, Amy, Jake's arm, The Green Cake

[@ferndodd]

You filthy person, just listing Amy in there! 😂

[@menzi_1652]

9:45 I want a sandwich, I make a sandwich... I.. eat a sandwich. - Capt. Holt

[@ShniitSchneyder]

4:36 early season Rosa voice always throws me off for a sec 😂

[@calebsoria1777]

15:01 STEAK STUDS (X3)

[@SuperSpatman]

"Stone fruits and stones: Stones food of the Paleolithic Era" ... Underrated swerve.

[@margaretkennedy2520]

0:08 Lobster Thermidor and Baked Alaska. Sounds like the writers play The Sims. ❤

[@cruachan1191]

Eating roast chicken and mashed potatoes whilst Boyle tells us it's his favourite food. 🍗 Should have washed it down with 2 litres of orange drank though!

[@dh3913]

Honestly my favorite is 0:00, makes me laugh every time lol

[@marcohare7449]

“Let the city go to purge.” The main reason I love this show, you can’t be sure where the joke is coming from or even what it might be.

[@jeremytung1632]

I’m probably the most adventurous eater in my family but I will definitely draw the line at a hoof.

[@ArchanaSingh-bq9gf]

4:03 legend has it Amy never cut bread again

[@Twinzies0]

White rice,brown rice,just some of the rices I love

[@marta.melnyk]

I don't like ice-cream, but I am craving it when I'm deeply depressed. for me it is also a saddest food 36:32

[@memmuw]

I'm so glad I finished eating before boyle started tounge punching a toenail

[@damons5640]

Scully being the giant baby🥺🥺😍😍

[@mainly_marvel]

HELP WAIT JAKE LIKE EATING HIS PIZZA AND THEN SCULLY SAYING "THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S ALL MOLD"

[@EMD1594]

How did you watch that within the same minute the video was posted?!?

[@hacyhill]

THE TIMING! dinner watching sorted 😎😂

[@Giulia-mn8kg]

Thank you so much for still providing us with b99 🥰

[@wagnerallday]

The end of the Hitchcock and scully episode is imprinted in my brain. “Take my breath awayyyy”

[@FiercePierce86]

20:16 and 20:54 Holt said “Wuntch is dead” in the same tone. lol 😂

[@haikyuu_protecter5023]

I love how at 4:30 you can hear a little of her real voice

[@blackbankai0354]

For some reason, I agree to Holt saying that ice cream is the saddest food.

[@sahityayanamandra2840]

The opening scene got me choking on my dinner😂😂😂

[@roedeer21]

Bob’s “yum-“ always gets me 😂

[@sherpa6071]

I love that after Jake says the Thanksgiving toast, his bingo card is already all filled out. You know he filled it out on the elevator up or something along those lines, because he knew his toast would make Charles cry. Stupid smart.

[@mattsmith4068]

I think Holt had a stroke when he began speaking of street food.

[@areeb_ac]

WATCHING WHILE EATING

[@patrickn8355]

*oh my GOODness I’m very intoxicated* 😂❤

[@ColtonKey]

The part when holt says I’m a poet and I didn’t even know I was rhyming those words instead of poet and didn’t know it.

[@whizzkhidamvs7215]

2:35 though 😂

[@ChrundleTGreat]

Boyle is a food savant!!

[@djgriffith5330]

You could tell holt was lying when he said “ it’s delicious” instead of it is delicious 😂. He stayed true to character. It’s the small things that make this show hilarious

[@tgmwonka8285]

3:10 😂😂 not the v neck

[@tamantanniru514]

4:01 bro boyle be turning into gordon ramsay hes charles ramsay at this point

[@TheRealCodeBlack]

Only Charles could make takoyaki sound like something gross.

[@McKennaBates]

9:45 A simple philosophy.

[@JoTheBlackWolf]

She thought it would work, but just because Baking Soda is Sodium Bicarbonate, it's not the same as Sodium Chloride aka Salt.

[@AznJsn82091]

My lunch breaks are now slightly more exciting

[@arreyarrr]

Broo.. Including that cannibal in this compilation was illegal😂😂😂 10:30

[@CripCircuit]

1:19 KNOW IT!!!

[@begaydoartcraft]

this is insane theat caleb is here

[@padmefoster1543]

Petition for Boyle's blog in real life PLEASE

[@Kerem_2710]

I love Brooklyn 99

[@Urbansaucee]

“I’m a poet and didn’t even know..” there was no way I was expecting him to just continue into an average sentence and not the usual ending rhyme😂

[@johanstinson]

Nutrition Bricks😂😂😂 That's the most Holt snack ever

[@alexirose8270]

ah yes the perfect video for making lunch

[@pipermeh3350]

CALEB THE CANNIBAL!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jenshep1720]

omg 35:10 is jaco from agents of shield, the big guy with the beard in the background!!!

[@rcovers8542]

bagel. Bagel. BAGEL!